#edit because im a dumb Ass that didn't catch Barbatos being autocorrected

[beelzebuddy-catan]

My headcanons, part 2

Once the brothers went to Disney and Asmo made them wear character inspired outfits everyday

Solomon and Satan play words with friends and scrabble in other languages.

They both cheat.

MC was making fun of a stereotypical white dad ™ and said: y'all ready to rock in roll once

Diavolo says that whenever he leaves a restaurant now.

Satan pronounces places with the dialect/accent of the locals. Much to everyone's chagrin

Mammon stages fake photos like they were taken by random people of himself and Asmo so he can sell them.

Diavolo mispronounces MC's name (no matter how simple) for the first three weeks.

Satan has beautiful penmanship but will purposely write like shit to piss off Lucifer.

Levi sometimes refers to time like the military (e.g. oh-five hundred hours)

MC got bored in class one day and made friendship bracelets for Simeon and Luke.

Mammon moped around the house for a week before MC broke down and made him one.

Levi's alarm is a bougle sound.

He's worse than Belphie at sleeping through it.

To the point Belphie has had to shut off Levi's alarm.

Mammon has red green color blindness and didn't find out until MC showed him one of those numbers pictures and he thought they were joking at first.

MC worked with Solomon to create a sigil that when touched, it blasts any demon you have a pact with back at least ten feet.

MC got it as a tattoo and whenever one of the brothers pisses them off they tap it to send them flying.

Sure they could just make a command, but there's something weirdly satisfying and absolutely hilarious about knocking the avatar of pride on his ass.

Beel once forgot where he parked and straight up just left the car there.

The only reason the car made it back is because Belphie was napping in the backseat when he drove it and Beel didn't notice it.

When the car showed up house, Beel was as confused as Belphie had been waking up with the car in a random parking lot.

Whenever one of the brothers treats MC likes they're stupid because they're human (by what I am referring to as "demonsplaining"), MC reacts like someone would when a child tells a story in a really sarcastic, fascinated way until they stop explaining.

Usually sometimes Belphie doesn't pick up on it and just gets more and more frustrated until he gives up.

Though it's rare for Beel to do it, he genuinely takes time to explain and matches MC's enthusiasm to the point MC can't break it to him they're kidding.

Whenever MC says something stupid or embarrassing (or just doesn't feel like explaining something that is definitely not a normal human thing), they say: "oh that's a human thing".

Barbatos sleeps with his eyes open.

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