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therealbattleangel · 2 years

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Film Day? - Klitz x F!Reader (+ a little Eli)

Y/N: Smut. Smut with a little bit of plot and a little bit of fluff. Also voyeurism. Also talking about porn. Also Eli just being Eli

(Requests Open !)

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Klitz and Y/N had been dating since sophomore year of high school and it was now the summer between senior year of high school and freshman year of college. Both Y/N and Klitz got into Yale while Matthew went to Georgetown and Eli began a career as a porn director. But there was still two months until Klitz and Y/N moved up to Yale and they were planning on spending most of that time hanging out with each other and with Eli. They were all currently at Klitz’s house as his parents were out of town for the week. Klitz and Y/N sat together, cuddling as Klitz and Eli talked. They talked about the new movies that were coming out, the comic books they were currently reading and how life was going at the time. Y/N stood up and said she needed to grab something from her bag and walked off. She went up to Klitz’s bedroom and grabbed a tissue from her purse, blowing her nose before throwing it away and heading back downstairs. As she did, she noticed the room had gone quiet.

She walked back in and tilted her head when she saw they were both staring at her “yes?” Y/N asked as she looked between the two boys “Um… Y/N, I-” Klitz began before being interrupted by Eli “I have an idea for you two.” Y/N slowly went to sit back down beside Klitz as Eli continued “work, right now, is a little rough. I don’t have anyone available to film for another month which could be really bad for me. And…” Y/N looked at Klitz before slowly looking back at Eli “and what?” She asked. Eli hummed “recently, Klitz has told me about how well he knows you and how well he… Pleases you. So I was wondering if I could possibly… Film you two having sex?” Y/N widened her eyes before looking at Klitz “you what? And… Film us having sex? Klitz!” Y/N shouted as Klitz raised his arms in surrender “what? I had to talk to somebody about it. And he’s our friend. I wanted to help him out. But baby, really, if you are uncomfortable with the idea, we don’t have to do it. We can just forget that this ever happened.” Eli then hummed “but if you did decide to do it, it would really help me out. And you both would get paid the same amount I usually pay my workers which is pretty good.” Y/N then sighed and stayed quiet for a bit before shrugging “fine but just, let’s get it over with now.”

They were now in the bedroom where Eli had set up a camera and some lighting, facing the bed. Klitz and Y/N were both only in their underwear. “If I had known that we were doing this today, I would have worn a matching set,” she said, looking down at her mismatched bra and panties. “Don’t worry. You won’t have them on for very long” Eli said as Klitz began looking through his closet, causing Y/N to tilt her head “what are you looking for?” She asked as Klitz pulled out two half masks “my parents went to Mardi Gras years ago and they picked up these. I was thinking that we could wear these so we can still kiss but our faces are mostly covered.”

Y/N then smiled before pulling Klitz into a deep kiss. Little did Klitz know that he just made Y/N so much calmer. She was so worried about actually showing her face during the tape and Klitz just solved that problem. Eli groaned “come on, people. I don’t have all day” he said, suddenly acting like a real porn director. Y/N and Klitz put on the half masks before laying down on the bed. She then looked at Eli “what… What now?” she asked before Eli hummed “just fuck. However you normally do” he said with a shrug. Y/N nodded before Eli said “and… Action!” Klitz then pulled Y/N into a kiss, wrapping one arm around her waist and putting his other hand on her head, slowly moving his fingers into her hair and gently tugging. Y/N moaned against Klitz’s lips as they continued to kiss before they pulled away and Klitz started kissing all over her neck and her exposed chest. Behind the camera, Eli was biting his lip. He thought it was going to be awkward watching his best friend and his girlfriend fuck but for some reason, he found it hot.

Klitz then whispered into Y/N’s ear “can I remove your bra now, baby?” Y/N nodded eagerly before Klitz removed Y/N’s bra, exposing her breasts. He then began to kiss all over them before saying “I fucking love your tits, kitten.” Y/N moaned at Klitz’s comment and the feeling of his lips all over her breasts. He then began to suck on one of her nipples as he pinched the other, causing her to moan again, louder than she had before. Eventually, Klitz moved one of his hands down into Y/N’s panties. He began rubbing her clit before he lifted his head and smirked up at her “what do you want me to do now, baby?” he said in a teasing tone. Y/N whined “please touch me, daddy. Please~” Klitz then hummed “of course, kitten” he said before taking off her panties and putting his head between her legs, beginning to eat her out. Soon after, he began fingering her as well.

At the same time, Eli felt his pants growing tighter. He again, would have never thought he would be the guy that found his best friend fucking a girl hot but he was loving it. Seeing Klitz so successfully pleasuring a woman, making her make beautiful moans, was attractive, hot and sexy and he wanted more. He quietly unzipped his pants before sticking one of his hands into his boxers and beginning to stroke himself off. He was watching as Klitz continued to eat Y/N out, fingering her as he did. She then began moaning louder “daddy, f-fuck! I… I’m gonna cum. Fuck, I’m gonna cum” she shouted before Klitz lifted his head “cum in my mouth, baby. Fucking cum on my tongue” he said before going back to eating her out. She then released in the other’s mouth, moaning loudly as she came.

Klitz moved away from Y/N before pulling her into a kiss. He then pulled away before removing his boxers, putting on a condom afterward. He then pulled Y/N back into a kiss before he slowly lined up his member with Y/N’s hole. He then slowly inserted himself into her as she pulled away from the kiss, moaning loudly. He then slowly began thrusting into her as Eli began to speed up his own strokes. Klitz continued to thrust into Y/N as he kissed all over her body, leaving a few marks on her as he did. She then ran her hands into his hair, pulling on it as he began to speed up his thrusts. This continued until Klitz, Y/N and Eli were all close to cumming. Klitz continued to thrust faster and faster as Y/N screamed that she was cumming. He then pulled out of her and pulled off his condom, releasing onto her chest. During this, Eli also came but because of how loud the other two were, neither heard Eli. He then quickly adjusted himself before yelling “cut!”

Klitz and Y/N panted before Klitz stood up and grabbed a towel from the bathroom and two robes for both him and Y/N to wear. He then went back into the bedroom and wiped Y/N down before helping her into one of the robes. He then got into one himself before looking at Eli “man, guys. That was great. Alright now for the money” Eli said before Y/N shook her head “you don’t have to pay us, Eli. Really.” Eli looked between Y/N and Klitz “wait really? Great. Because I didn’t really have a lot of money to give you guys.” Klitz facepalmed “so you weren’t going to pay us anyways?” Eli just smiled “well I was going to pay you. Just… Maybe a few months ago” Klitz then began chasing after Eli. Y/N just watched, laughing even though she was still exhausted. She didn’t want to tell Klitz but she liked Eli watching them and was going to ask if they could do it again. That is if Klitz doesn’t kill Eli.

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed this! This is my first actual smut so I hope it’s alright. Also this is not my idea. I read a smut recently with this prompt and thought it was fucking amazing and I wanted to have my own sort of version of it with a bit more background so not my idea, credit to the original creator.

#paul dano #paul dano fanfic #paul dano imagines #paul dano x reader #paul dano smut #klitz #klitz x reader #klitz smut #klitz imagine #klitz the girl next door #the girl next door #the girl next door x reader #eli brooks #eli brooks x reader #eli brooks smut

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vinegar-rights · 1 year

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Ermmm check please!!

#eli brooks #tim klitz #the girl next door

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onlinesuccubus · 2 years

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klitz/eli x gn!alternative reader slight nsfw

i’ve got paul dano brain rot recently and i had to force you into the horny abyss that is my brain

also i think this is gn but it’s 2am and idk if i wrote anything gender specific so lmk if i fucked up

KLITZ~

-i feel like klitz was the type of kid to have had a crush on all the goth characters in cartoons. you cannot tell me he didn’t feel flustered when the hex girls appeared on screen when he was 13 when watching scooby doo.

-when he first sees you, regardless of your gender, he feel intimidated.

-you two got partnered up in class because everyone else had partners and you were forced to do it together.

-while doing the assignment he can’t help but look at the ways your piercings highlight your face and the way the fishnets you’re wearing curve over the contours of your stomach and legs under your clothes.

-this man is hooked on your first time interacting.

-you’re the one who had to work up the courage to ask him out even though you overheard the way eli and matt would try to encourage him to grow a pair and ask you out.

-when you are finally official i can 100% see him asking if you can paint his nail black for him and he’d want to try on some of your clothes so you two can match but he takes it off when he leaves in fear of being made fun of by eli and matt

- he even thought about dying his hair to make you think he was all cool and rebellious like you but he talked himself out of it.

-one time he forgot to take off the eyeliner you put on him and they didn’t let him hear the end of it but you chewed them out and klitz never felt more turned on in his life.

-he even let you buy him black ripped skinny jeans and fishnets as a thank you and damn did those long slender legs of his look good you couldn’t keep your hands off his thighs and ass.

-when he feels attention starved he’ll put them on, just for your attention ;)

ELI~

-this horny man probably got a thing for alts from an emo girl in the first adult film he watched when he was younger.

-ever since, the dyed hair and tattoo combo get him going more than the normal person. (although he is not picky he will take anything he can get)

-he’s not very shy when it came to you and your unique form of fashion. he let you know from the start that he was attracted to you

-he would often stare at you in class and would ask you about the band on your shirt he knew nothing about but would pretend like he’s been a fan since the beginning just so you think he’s cool

-after watching his failed attempts of asking you out you finally said yes and he was over the moon.

-when you two start a relationship he immediately raids your closet and makes mental notes of what he should steal from you.

-he wears your graphic t shirts regardless if they’re too big or small, he doesn’t mind wearing a crop top either especially since it seems to make your hands wander and he’ll certainly not complain about that

-without a doubt would let you tattoo or pierce him

-when you two first kiss you tugged on his bottom lip with your teeth and he felt the cold metal of your lip piercing graze his warm lips and he let out the sluttiest noise that sounded like it came out of one of his adult films.

-if you have tattoos he will definitely ask if they have some deep meaning but you’ll tell him that you did it yourself with a sewing needle and pen ink cause you were bored and he’ll be swooning.

-when you showed him your tattoos/piercings in a hidden spot ;) he definitely popped a boner and was on the brink of going feral.

-eli is always ready to get on all fours to kiss your platforms if you asked, please step on him!!!

-hell, this man would start barking and drooling if you blew smoke in his face, cigarette,vape, or weed smoke, it doesn’t matter just blow it in his face and watch him lose all sanity he had left.

-overall i can only see this man with an alternative significant other

#paul dano #klitz x gn! reader #klitz x male reader #klitz x female reader #klitz x reader #eli brooks #eli brooks x reader #eli girl next door #klitz the girl next door #eli the girl next door #klitz girl next door #eli brooks x gn! reader #the girl next door #the batman 2022 #edward nashton

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soupbabe · 1 year

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Eli Brooks ily u and Klitz made this movie good <33 also CapCut was absolutely unbearable when I was making this.

Tw for suicide mention/joke in the beginning <3

Song: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

#if its wonky don't blame me #Eli Brooks #the girl next door 2004 #chris marquette

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irenic-raccoon · 8 months

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This took me a month btw...

#eli brooks is the kinda mf to do it for the nookie #is that how the jokes goes idk im not a limp bizkit enthusiast #eli brooks #the girl next door #the girl next door 2004 #tgnd #chris marquette #paul dano #danonation #danocel #danonator #klitz #tim klitz #paul dano klitz #this better not fucking flop i will puke everywhere right now #<- slash jay... h jay #my art

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k3niv3z · 1 year

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behind the scene photos of ‘the girl next door (2004)’ set that Emile Hirsch posted back in august 2022. 🤎

miss the hype that these photos had when they were first posted. paul looks soooo cute!! >_<

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worms-in-my-brains · 1 year

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good for you klitz

#the girl next door #tgnd #klitz #tim klitz #paul dano #danonation #eli brooks #matt kidman #matthew kidman #danielle the girl next door

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cannedbeefaroni · 8 months

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no one gets eli

#the girl next door #timothy klitz #eli brooks #klitz x eli #danonation #danocel

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graveincarnate · 2 years

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ELI BROOKS NSFT ALPHABET

Requested by 3 anons Word count: 1841 Warnings: nsfw/nsft , gn reader , afab terms A/N: 3 people suggested very similar things so I figured I’d just combine them all! I’m currently working on a few requests and they should be up soon, but in the meantime I hope you enjoy!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He has a bit of a hard time with aftercare, he just gets super nervous and timid. He likes to talk big, but he worries about his performance. He’ll lay his head on your shoulder and press small kisses to your collarbone, murmuring small ‘I love you’s’ against your skin after each kiss.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands and what he can do with them. It was never something he thought about, but then he fingered you and that all changed. He loves the reactions he can get out of you with just his fingers, it makes him feel powerful. He’s definitely a tits guy, he’s quite literally infatuated with them. Whenever he’s not touching them, he’s probably starting at them to some capacity.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves to finish in your mouth or on your face or chest. They’re his favourite parts of you and seeing them covered in his cum really get’s him going. He doesn’t like to cum inside you or anywhere near your ass or pussy unless he’s wearing a condom, if he got you pregnant he would never forgive himself. He likes to be cautious.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves the idea of filming you two having sex, not for the public or anything, just for him. He’s a huge porn watcher, so what’s better than your own partner being the star of the show? E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He isn’t very experienced, other than his own hand nothing has ever touched him. He most definitely went off of what he saw in porn, which granted, is not the best idea, but he was still relatively good for his first time. He’s a good communicator, asking what you like and don’t like, if you’re okay, if you need him to stop, he’s just really caring.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves missionary. Getting to see your face gives him a better idea of how good he’s doing, it makes him more comfortable knowing that he’s actually pleasing you. It’s also the perfect position for him to stoop down and kiss your breasts and collarbones.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s really humorous. Cracking jokes helps lessen the pressure and makes you both more comfortable. When he tries to be serious, it ends up with both of you bursting out laughing. It’s incredibly hard for you two to take it seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He normally keeps it well trimmed, but sometimes he’ll shave it all off or just let it grow out, but he never lets it get out of control.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s not the most romantic guy ever, it’s not really his thing, but he does take initiative to be at least a little bit romantic. He’ll light a candle, maybe leave some rose petals around the room, just silly little things that you’d tease him about later.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jerks off probably more often than he should, and in situations where it’s mildly inappropriate. He doesn’t care where he is or who he’s with, if he feels the need to masturbate he’ll go for it. Often times during hangouts with the tripod he’ll spend far too much time in the bathroom.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

it’s not necessarily a kink by any means, but he loves mutual masturbation. There’s something surprisingly intimate about it. He loves to keep your faces close as the two of you pant and moan into each other’s mouths.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s grown really accustomed to doing it in public, he didn’t mean for it to happen but after countless and countless quickies in various public bathrooms and such, he’s grown to really like it. But, maybe he’s just a bit of an exhibitionist. He also really likes his bedroom, a typical choice, but he loves it. It’s kind of comforting in a way; hearing the familiar creak of his bed frame, the scent of his vanilla air freshener, the warmth of his bedsheets, it’s just perfect.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The smallest things get him going, being a horny teenager is no walk in the park. Hell, if you stared at him for two seconds too long he’d probably pop a boner. But he particularly really likes when you lean in real close, place a hand on his thigh, and whisper something in his ear, it doesn’t even have to be dirty, your hot breath on his neck and the squeeze of your fingers around his thigh is enough to get him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not much is off limits for him, he’s willing to try anything once, but he does have one exception: bodily fluids. Not like cum or spit or anything like that, like piss, shit, vomit, or blood. The thought of it alone is enough to make him feel queasy.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both, but he definitely prefers receiving. Just the sight of you getting on your knees in front of him makes him giddy, not to mention seeing how pretty you look while you work so hard to please him, he just can’t get enough of it. After you give him head he always returns the favour, he likes to keep it mutual as it always should be. He’s pretty damn good at it too, who knew he was so skilled with his tongue?

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers fast and rough over slow and sensual any day, but in the grand scheme of things it does depend on the context. Majority of the time you have sex it’s casual and fun, so going rough and fast gets along with that sentiment really well. However, If you guys are borderline lovemaking, of course he’s gonna be slow and sensual. During those moments he always makes sure to whisper sweet nothings to you and continuously ask if you’re okay, which, obviously he does either way, but during these moments it’s more of the focal point. Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, he relies on them most of the time. This guy gets hard anywhere and everywhere, sometimes he needs to pull you away for some much needed sex while you’re out. He’ll fuck you anywhere, his car, his friends houses, restaurants, his club room, wherever you can think he’s probably down. Sometimes you even find yourselves fucking before going somewhere, the tripod will be waiting for you in the driveway and you’re off getting dicked down over the kitchen counter. You guys know that they know why you took so long, but neither party will ever mention it, it’s better to remain in a facade of blissful ignorance.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves experimenting, he wants to try anything and everything, but only if you want to. He prefers when you bring it up first, he doesn’t wanna come off as too eager or try to sway your opinion by his excitement. The only time he’ll bring something up is if he knows for a fact you’ll be on board, any other time it has to be brought up on your terms. This doesn’t stop him from hinting at things though. He always starts things off as a joke, then eventually the joke goes too far.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has very little stamina, he can go for 1-2 rounds. He may be horny but he’s still a teenager, and it doesn't help that he’s probably never worked out a day in his life. If you want to go for more than two rounds, you’ll have to do most of the work from there on out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any toys for himself, but he’s definitely bought some for you. Various things like: vibrators, dildos, whips, hell, he even bought a ball gag that one time. They were mostly given as gag gifts, but eventually they got to play a bigger role in the bedroom, on both you and him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

It isn't that he doesn't like to tease you because let's be real he loves hearing you beg, but he does feel a little bad about it if he thinks about it too hard after. On the other hand, he enjoys being teased by you. He gets a little embarrassed by how much he whimpers and whines for you, but he knows how much you enjoy it so he feels a little less nervous with that in mind.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

At first, he's relatively quiet, letting out small grunts and groans, but as he gets closer, those turn into whines and whimpers, followed by full-blown moans. He doesn’t realize how loud he gets until you tell him W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves taking you to the drive-in, sometimes it’s for normal dates, but other times he has something else in mind. He purposely picks nights that are playing shitty movies just so the two of you can fuck in the back of his car. It always fun after too, why wouldn’t you wanna make fun of bad movies with your boyfriend? They’re always some of the more fun dates you two go on.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

His dick is just under average size, about 3 inches flaccid, but reaches average size when hard, just about 5 inches. Despite his size, he has a lot of girth, which is something he’s confident in.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s high, like really high. It’s probably higher than it should be, but he’s a teenaged boy what do you expect? He’s always down, you say the word and it’s go time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He can’t fall asleep afterwards, like stated before he gets nervous about his performance. He lays there, worrying about how he did and what he can do next time to be better. You have to offer him some reassurance before he can calm down enough to sleep.

#eli brooks #eli brooks x reader #klitz the girl next door #klitz x reader #the girl next door #fanfic #x reader

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