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imagination-overreaction · 2 months

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More tf2 ships lets go

Soldier x Demoman / Boots n Bombs

Starting off with a Demoman ship cause this man does not get enough love I think. These two enable each other's stupidity to an incredible degree. They're both geniuses in the art of reckless stupidity, and with their brains and hearts combined they could be making new inventions like "ultra turbo sticky-nade launcherator" and it flings them 8 miles in the air and they die instantly (but they both cheer and think it's awesome once they're revived and they do it again. Medic doesn't care, but he's getting a bit bored of piecing together the same two bodies over and over again). These two would become masters of destruction. I also can imagine them passed out on the couch on top of each other, or Soldier waking up to do drills at 4 am and Demo telling him to fuck off (Soldier can't help it, his love language is explosives and boot camp </3). I like them a lot.

Scout x Sniper / Speeding Bullet

I will admit, I am a bit of a Scout hater when it comes to ships... Actually I'm just a Scout hater in general. However, I do think the dynamic of "annoying little shit" plus "gruff weird guy" works. Scout is the type to press his partner's buttons for the funnies (although he does this with his friends as well) but given how he was in Expiration Date as well as the Cold Day In Hell comic (if I remember right), then he would be genuinely caring and considerate toward his partner's feelings. Scout would push his buttons, but an hour later he'd be splayed out on top of Sniper and rambling about his day. Sniper is more blunt and to-the-point with affection, I think. He'd bother Scout right back, of course, and he'd just as happily sit there and nod along to whatever the hell Scout is talking about. These two would stay up until 5 am together several nights in a row.

Heavy x Pyro / Bear Grill

Since it's such a rare pair, there's some debate on what the ship name actually is. "Russian Wildfire," and "Heavy Fire" are the alternatives I've seen after scouring the tags. I'd like to toss my own suggestion in with "Firing Squad," although that could probably work for other ships too. I personally really like the hc that Pyro is (maybe aro?)ace, and I think that works well with Heavy (I also hc it/they Pyro but any pronouns work for this lil guy tbh). Heavy would support his little maniac's vested interest in fiery homicide just ignore the fact that he says he's scared of them in Meet The Pyro that's not important right now, and I think Pyro would really like watching Heavy use Sasha (the muzzle flash would be really neat in Pyro Vision). Outside of battle, I can imagine Heavy taking care of his guns while Pyro talks to him and tells a (very muffled) story. Heavy would listen to it when it talks about all the wonderful things it sees during their battles, and Heavy would maybe defend it when the other mercs start talking about how terrifying it is... Maybe. They're still very concerning.

Engineer x Heavy

There is no damn posts about this. "Heavy Metal" is a slightly popular one but "More Gun" has been suggested a lot, as well as "Mechanical Literature." I personally like More Gun(s), and I honestly really like this ship, and I feel like it works really well for the same reason that they both work well with Medic--they're both relatively calm and amicable compared to the rest of the team. I feel like Engie and Heavy would be the parents of the team, telling people to go to bed before 3 am and not to explode things in the house (it doesn't work but they can try) (and Engie probably has been the source of one or two fires but not necessarily on purpose). These two would be sickly together. Engie'd be going "good morning Misha 🥰✨" and tap Heavy's shoulder until he leans down far enough to let Engie kiss him on the cheek, and Heavy would give a quiet happy hum as Engie whistles away and they make me sick. I love them so much.

I also think that Engineer would give Heavy some absolutely monstrous artillery as a gift. They absolutely enable each other's horrific acts of bloodshed. More Gun <3

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presidentbungus · 1 year

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engieheavy rubs their bald heads together to generate dangerous amounts of static electricity, the crucial step in activating their ultra-powerful Couple Beam Attack

#tf2 #engieheavy #heavymetal #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #bungus headcanons #this one goes out to you hellcord

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ddumpster-fire · 9 days

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Buildin' a sandvich!

#ive got atleast 4 other videos of ppl making sandwiches using power tools #bald party?#tf2 heavymetal #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #heavyengie #engieheavy #ddisposable

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ficswithtacotuesday · 6 months

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Hey fun little thing you should try while reading any Engie ship fic: listen to 'haunted' religious music. Preacher's Daughter by Ethel Cain, Saved! by Reverend Kristin Micheal Hayter, Take Me to Church by Hozier, anything with religious trauma in it.

No matter what you're reading, it'll add a new kind of depth to the story, like a hidden fear/insecurity that's lingering throughout, only to uncover itself at the slightest mention of God or lighthearted joke involving religion.

Works with anything story, and is a nice hack when you want to add angst to a fluffy fic

#tf2 #tf2 engineer #engiespy #short fuse #helmet party #science party #trucks n vans #engieheavy #engiescout #texas toast #if there's no religous trauma in your fic there's nothing stopping you from adding it yourself #not sure if 'haunted religious music' is the best name but i can't think of any other name for this sort and not sure there's already one

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willyonilly · 2 months

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doodled banks and his boyfriend also...

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 mercs #tf2 oc #tf2 oc art #tf2 ocs #tf2 engineer #???#tf2 10th class #tf2 welder #tf2 heavy #heavy tf2 oc #tf2 heavy oc #engieheavy #i think it counts if hes a subclass #i love these guys a lot #they are so in love

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mmph-hudda-huuh · 9 months

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I think more people should appreciate Heavy Metal(EngieHeavy)

It's a really cute ship and the size difference is adorable. I can imagine them bonding over food and guns, and talking about their families(heavy more than engie). Heavy let's Engie rant about his machines even if he doesn't fully comprehend, and Engineer will patiently sit as Heavy talks about Sasha and his homeland, even when his limited English can make it hard. They're patient and understanding with each other in a way that no one else on the team is, and Heavy is the only one who is allowed to pick Engie up without getting a wrench to the skull(which comes in handy since Heavy is usually the one to take him to bed before he works himself to death).

They also need a better ship name, because like.. Heavy Metal is kinda bland ngl. Like we gotta come up with somethin a little more silly than that. Reblog with suggestions if you have any pls <3

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #engineer tf2 #tf2 heavy #heavy tf2 #heavy metal #engineer x heavy #engieheavy

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zorndog · 1 year

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i need to have sfm taken away from me

#tf2 #medic #heavy #engie #engieheavy #spyper monster #spyper freak #spyper #cherub demo and soldier if you look closely #ssawboness

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tf2shipswag · 1 year

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What’s Engie X Medic X Heavy called? I read a fanfic that I think had it once. But I don’t remember the name.

does anyone know because i dont<3

#tf2shipswag2023 #heavymedicengie #heavy x engineer x medic #tf2 #ship #heavymedic #engiemedic #engieheavy

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thebeepboops · 1 year

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I imagine Engineer loves making custom gear for heavy because of all the jokes it allows him.

Like they need to dig their way through a nearby mine to get into a building and while giving out tools he does this.

Engineer: “Here Scout, yer miner pickaxe.”

*hands over regular pickaxe then turns to heavy*

Engineer: “and Heavy, yer Major Pickaxe”

*hands over larger custom made pickaxe*

He also does this because Heavy has trouble using regular sized things and that trouble can result in him rushing through backup resources so it’s more coast efficient.

Heavy is just also his favorite.

#tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #what is their ship name?#smoothheads wrinkly brains?#tf2 size difference?#EngieHeavy

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ao3feed-tf2ships · 2 months

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the series where heavy and engineer go bonkers

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53736316

by IAMTHEGIRLANACHRONISM

heavy and engineer sleep in the same bed because they're my favoritest ever

Words: 670, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Engineer/Heavy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Sleepy Sex, Bed Sex, Dry Humping, Size Difference, im too autistic to know how to write good interactions sorry, they barely talk, Trans Engineer (Team Fortress 2), gay old men are my favorite, they dont talk actually, is it really sex if theres no fucking

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53736316

#TF2 Engineer #TF2 Heavy #EngineerHeavy #EngieHeavy #Heavyneer

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hellofa-ride · 2 years

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Bro we need more heavy ships. Like I know about heavymedic but other then that the is literally NO SHIPS OF HIM. LIKE

Engie x Heavy? Bro short sweet southern man with a touch starved giant? Sounds amazing, it would be so cute. Extremely affectionate x has never felt affection would be PERFECT! Besides, heavy would never die with a dispenser and a sentry at his side!

Sniper x Heavy? Awkward introverted bean pole x gentle giant? Heavy won't have to worry about dying ever again when he has a constant Sniper on his back! Also they are both so quiet and pretty clueless in romance, so 99% of it would be them trying to figure out how to navigate a relationship (AND IF THIS IS POLY THE TEAM THERE TRYING TO HELP THEMMM BE SWEET AND NICE TO EACH OTHER AND TRY TO SHOW AFFECTION-)

Scout x Heavy? Energetic little shit x Mature giant who is the only one who can put up with his crap? Perfect. Heavy stopping Scout from getting into stupid shenanigans would be sickeningly sweet. And then Scout complaining about it later, saying it would've turned out fine (it would not be fine) and Heavy apologizing with kisses- It just, they are complete opposites and am HERE FOR IT.

Demo x Heavy? (Sorta) Reckless Party Animal x Introverted and Wise? Again, opposites but Demo is more responsible than Scout. And just like an introvert with an extrovert, demo would actually help bring out Heavys more chaotic side while Heavy would help tone down Demo a bit? Omg it would be so precious, and that not even mentioning them causing chaos together on the field, having fun and just-

Heavy is a MUCH MUCH more shipable character then people realize. He just so underrated and just-

WE NEED MORE HEAVY SHIPS.

HEAVY SHIPS SUPREMACY

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bagel-lox · 10 months

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tf2 ship popularity, kinda quantitatively!

As of July 14th, 2023.

This is a fanfiction count from Archive Of Our Own, and only AO3, because it's easier to quantify. Other sites like Fanfiction.net, TF2Chan, LiveJournal, and Tumblr are unfortunately uncounted.

Class-cest, "x reader", and incest are not counted.

For clarity purposes, their portmanteau names are listed first, with their non-portmanteau names in parentheses.

>500 fanfics on AO3

HeavyMedic (Red Oktoberfest)

SniperSpy

SniperScout (Speeding Bullet)

>200

SoldierDemo (Boots n Bombs)

MedicSniper (Bush Medicine)

SoldierEngie (Helmet Party)

Spy/Scout's Ma

EngieSpy (Practical Espionage / Napoleon Complex)

ScoutPauling

MedicScout (Blunt Trauma / Quick Fix)

>100

ScoutPyro (Flash Fire)

EngiePyro (Texas Toast)

MedicSpy (Gentle Surgery)

EngieMedic (Science Party)

SoldierSpy (Freedom Fries)

EngieSniper (Trucks n Vans)

SniperDemo (Swordvan)

>50 fanfics

SoldierZhanna

MedicPyro (Burn Ward)

EngieScout (Texas Two-Step)

DemoScout (Hopscotch)

SpyPyro (French Toast)

DemoSpy (Bomb Voyage)

SniperPyro (Bushfire)

HeavySpy (Spoovy)

DemoMedic (Jaegerbombs)

SoldierMedic (Rabies Vaccine)

<50

Only ships between mercenaries are counted from here on out, otherwise we'd be here forever :p

HeavyScout (Heavy Hitters)

DemoEngie (Short Fuse)

SoldierScout (Batting Helmet)

SoldierSniper (American Aviators)

HeavySniper (Vegemite Sandvich)

DemoPyro (Molotov Cocktail)

EngieHeavy

DemoHeavy (Heavy Drinking)

HeavySoldier (Cold War)

SoldierPyro

HeavyPyro

#heavymedic is due to cross 1000 anytime now #sniperspy close behind #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 shipping #if i missed a ship or messed up a ship name let me know!#i have opinions on certain ship names. (HEAVYSCOUT SHOULD BE RED SOX GODDAMMIT. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SOLDIERMEDIC--)

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racmune · 6 months

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heyyyy im racmune, i use he/him pronouns. i draw a lot and write fic sometimes! im a weird n i post whatevers :P

my inbox is always open n im pretty friendly, if you wanna send in an ask u dont gotta be shy!

art commissions: not open atm, subject 2 change

dni, excluding what should be obvious: support israel, te(rf), swerf, truscum, exclusionist, etc

i also block very liberally, if you dont fit this criteria n ive blocked you it aint personal

more about me

current hyperfixations: the scratched universe (STRAPS YOU TO A CHAIR AND FORCES YOU TO WATCH IT), scoutpauling, tf2, n web design :3333

likes include but not limited to: music, anime, fanfiction, video games, chattin w/ buds, sleeping, drawing, computers, ftm history n such :P

dislikes include but not limited to: rude people, intense unfamiliar tastes n textures ..... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk what else tbh

sideblogs

@last-seen-in-wonderland - pastel/cute aesthetic sideblog. for the art (somewhat inactive)

@gnu-metal - 90s-00s (some exceptions) internet/computers aesthetic. for the gender.. AND THE AUTISM.

tag list :P

blacklistable tags

#blood

#gore

#unsanitary

#body horror

#flashing lights

#eyestrain

#loud

#unreality

#liminal spaces

#fnaf movie - for spoilers

#spto - scott pilgrim anime spoilers

personal tags i guess?

#queue - my queue tag, mehh ill make it a pun at some point

#fave - fave posts tag

#favefavefave - super/ult fave posts tag

#andy rambles - my text post tag

#ask - ask tag

#anon - anon tag (non-anons are tagged by username but tooo many to list here)

#tagged/sent - posts sent to me via dm or that ive been tagged in :3

#racmune art - my art tag

#racmune fics - my fic tag

#commissions - art commissions ive done and posts relating to my commissions

#clips - tag for game clips

#scoutposting - my scout tag :3c

#mongusposting - mongus tag

#friend art - art made by friendsss

#trans scout - tag for scout being trans (i dont use this tag as much anymore)

#ftm stuff - tag for ftm related stuff :P history, art, etc

#rule 63 - genderbend tag

#art inspo - tag 4 my art inspiration

#later - tag 4 posts i want to come back to

#gif - gif tag

#gifset - tag 4 posts with more than one gif... this is not what a gifset is but its what ive been using this tag for oops

#stim - stim tag

#mecore - stuff that is genderful.... "MEEEEE"

#important - important posts (i dont use this as much anymore either)

#bangers - posts w over 100 notes :p

#1k - posts w over 1k notes

#2k - posts w over 2k notes

old dtiys

#racdtiys15

#racdtiys16

fandoms/stuff im into

#the scratched universe

#nope 2022

#emesis blue

#lil pootis

#uramichi oniisan

#danshi koukousei no nichijou

#cool doji danshi

#math

#poetry

#webweave

#john k samson

#mf doom

#re - resident evil

#aphmau

#mlb - miraculous ladybug

#tadc - the amazing digital circus

#paradigm game

#fnaf

#beetlejuice

#brokeback mountain

#i love you phillip morris

#dog day afternoon

#romeos 2011

#portal

#half life

#spiderverse

#the boondocks

#enstars

#hi-fi rush

#legend of zelda

#disco elysium

#scott pilgrim

#brba - breaking bad

#death note

#hbomberguy

#jerma

#rtvs - radio tv solutions

#eftf2 - escape from tf2

#bully game

#dungeon meshi

#sally face

#creepypasta

#thief and the cobbler

#ultrakill

#gay shame

ship tags

#scoutpauling - scout x miss pauling

#heavymedic - heavy x medic

#freedom fries - soldier x spy

#boots n bombs - soldier x demoman

#scoutcest - scout x scout

#flash fire - scout x pyro

#hop scotch - scout x demoman

#heavyscout - heavy x scout

#pyrosoldier - pyro x soldier

#soldierheavy - soldier x heavy

#helmet party - soldier x engineer

#fruit scones - soldier x medic

#american aviators - soldier x sniper

#demopyro - demoman x pyro

#texas toast - engineer x pyro

#pyropauling - pyro x miss pauling

#burn ward - pyro x medic

#bushfire - sniper x pyro

#pyrospy - pyro x spy

#demoheavy - demoman x heavy

#demoengie - demoman x engineer

#jagerbombs - medic x demoman

#sword van - demoman x sniper

#bomb voyage - demoman x spy

#engieheavy - engineer x heavy

#spoovy - spy x heavy

#science party - medic x engineer

#sniperpauling - sniper x miss pauling

#trucks n vans - engineer x sniper

#bushmed - sniper x medic

#napoleon complex - engineer x spy

#medispy - medic x spy

#adminhale - administrator x saxton hale

#zhannascout - zhanna x scout

#soldierzhanna - soldier x zhanna

#scoutmaspy - scouts ma x spy

#zhannapauling - zhanna x miss pauling

#adminsniper - administrator x sniper

#zhannascoutpauling - zhanna x scout x miss pauling

#tf2 deep fried desire - scout x fried chicken lady

#tf2 lady and the tramp - miss pauling x fried chicken lady

#swing and a missfire - scout x miss pauling x pyro

#engiedemoheavy - engineer x demoman x heavy

#soldierdemozhanna - soldier x demoman x zhanna

#masked mechanic - fixer x jumpsuit (the scratched universe)

#fruit punch - foster x p.rick (the scratched universe)

#purplephone - purple guy x phone guy (fnaf)

#scollace - scott x wallace (scott pilgrim)

#toddallace - todd x wallace (scott pilgrim)

#kowalkins - pete kowalski x jimmy hopkins (bully / canis canem edit)

#gabv1el - gabriel x v1 (ultrakill)

^other tags 2 be added but tumblr doesnt let me add any more hyperlinks so sorry abt that 0_o

#andy rambles

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deadscoutz · 5 years

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REPOST: multishipping extraordinaire. When I say I ship ALL the mercs I mean it.

a lot of words under the cut:

(I got like a jillion trains of thoughts thinking about pairings. None of them are canon ingame. So like, everything is kinda in an AU anyways? There’s pure “lol buttsex AU’s” where everyone is bunging everyone in the middle of a war cuz that’s what manly men do, then there’s like “~*realistic AU’s~*~” where maybe a few people have relationships and it’s more focus on exxxxtREME PRO GAMER platonic friendships n feelings n shit.

Just uh. Something I feel I need to say lolz before we get into Engie/Medic’s wonderful butt machine boyz. That’s just in the lol buttsex AUs ^_^ DISCLAIMER: I don’t actually think Engie n Medic’s characters are serial anal lubricators! I know Scout doesn’t have sex with Spy in canon! Sowwie if u think it’s out of character or that i’m gross and over sexual!!!!! it’s just fun to draw!!!!!!!)

Engie + Medic + ???

These two work so well together…both Engie and Medic often get relegated to the soft pure nice boyos, which is FINE. It’s FINE. But they’re both totally kinda evilly sadistic. I think this is a pairing that I actually prefer as a threesome with someone else involved, cuz I feel like they like another subject other to test things on Plus I’m really into the tag team dom aspect, Engie and Medic stay completely clothed while they’re torturing conducting totally ethical experiments on their patient. Engie helps Medic manufacture tools, rig the ropes n stuff. And Medic often procures their patient, as well as taking care of physical hands-on stuff n’ aftercare. Ding ding!

I’m rather fond of Engie/Medic/Spy as well! I like Engie/Spy, and I like Medic/Spy. So smash em together and we get one crying, overstimulated French baguette sandwich with extra Texan hot sauce and German johnson tomato slices. Like, ya prime targets as a Spy are gonna be Medics and Engies, right? They gonna bap you back, man. Ubersaw and Wrench 100% crit rate.

Soldier + Heavy x Medic

oooh you expect this to be a pervy one? NOT THIS TIME this one hits me in my shriveled prune heart.

As I said earlier, I’m totally inspired by

ntg_kiyoyakko‘s doujin “C’mere Sweet Heart” for this dynamic. It’s so fucking adorable man. And it’s almost all completely based on in-game interactions, which is quite special cuz you don’t need to know the context of SFMs or comics, just play the game for 5 mins and you’ll feel left out as a Soldier while the Hoovies get pocketed and ubered ;~; Plus the Pocket Medic cosmetic, man. Soldier canon makes his medals, it’s not too far of a stretch he would make his own Medic doll.

As for what Solly could do to compete with Heavy? Gosh, he tries so hard but it ain’t perfect y’know? The bond between a Heavy who’s given his Sandvich or banana to a Medic is so strong, Medic always appreciates Heavy’s snacks. Soldier’s battle cries are only kinda useful to Medic, and the Disciplinary Action doesn’t help Medic that much either ;~; Of course Meem appreciates Soldier’s gestures, but he doesn’t realize where they come from. Solly’s just another patient on the battlefield. And Soldier’s too oblivious to see that Medic and Heavy have a special bond. Poor puppy Soldier chan~ ;~;

Scout + Spy + Scout

THIS SHIT’S MY FAVORITE THREESOME. Who could have expected this shit, huh? One Scout’s annoying enough to Spy, two is absolutely insufferable. Little Scunts running around yelling for attention and tryna get more of Spy for himself. Doesn’t really matter the team dynamic, really. Could be BLU Spy and two RED Scouts, or one RED and one BLU, or both BLU. It’s all good man, Spy thinks Scouts are rat bastards no matter the team color.

Any way you cut it, the Scouts reallllly want attention, and/or to put it in Spy’s tired butt. Prolly during a mission too, they’re so loud they ruin everything Spy’s tryna do. Maybe they try to sneaky sneak with him, but they end up running ahead and around and fucking everything up. “C’mon, the guy you’re supposed to kill is dead! Don’t matter that all the alarms are up!” “Yeh, we’re done here right? I got a bucket o fried chicken, let’s DO YOU.” Mon dieu indeed.

Which reminds me! I need to draw Scout/Spy/Scout DP or spitroast. I keep sayin’ it but it never happens, how come??? Alexa, please remind me in 7 days.

Zhanna + Solly

I don’t have any emotional connection to it, but for a canon ship it’s pretty cute! She’s taller than him, they kill people 2gether naked, Soldier waddles around in a nightgown. All good with me. Zhanna tops of course. I wonder how Hoovy feels about his idiot teammate being engaged with his sister?

Zhanna + Admin + Miss P

I really dunno what Zhanna would do in this threesome LOL. Miss P/Admin is an very interesting one though! Miss P’s the only person Admin is close with really, and I guess she asks her “What do friends do?” huh? Plus Admin with hair down is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hawt.

But BRUHHH you gotta know if there’s an old grumpy bitchy one, I always make the younger one pursue the older one in a one-sided thing HAHAHAHA. Angry admin using Miss Pauling purely as a secretary, Miss P. kinda gets attached to taking care of the old gmilf.

Again, not one that I’m too emotionally invested in, but it’s the kinda pairing that makes you feel heavy_nodding_thumbsup.gif

Scout x Heavy

Oh boy. A really, really, really good one for me. Since Meet The Scout came out, I’ve always had an itch for Scout topping Heavy HAHA. Huge size difference, and something about string bean bitch Scout somehow bullying big Heavy out of his Sandvich is so… sigh. *medic voice* OOH tingly! Could Scout even get his teenie weenie through Heavy’s cheeks!?! It doesn’t matter, I just want more BOOLYING.

Other than sex stuff, I think it’s real cute if Scout’s super annoying and loud, n’ Heavy’s quietly pissed and swats him away. Ah, and Heavy’s one of the guys who cracks a smile at Scout ruining Spy’s bucket party in Exp. Date! He doesn’t think Scout’s ALL bad, just awful 80% of the time. I don’t see them having quite the friendship connection as say, Sniper/Scout. But Scout being a real pest tryna crack bad jokes, and Heavy just sighing and taking it

(I like deez fics with Hoovy n’ Scout: Muscle Management by Banimals, and Size Isn’t Everything by Teratomarty)

Soldier x Heavy

This is one I haven’t thought of that much! They look really cute together, so much mass in one place. And of course the All-American n’ Russian 2gether reminds me of the CLASSIC pairing of Rocky/Ivan Drago… Lot’s of MASHING bodies together n’ CONFLICT of flesh. I think in this case they can switch hehe.

Same team Solly/Hoovy is kyute, Solly’s so ignorant but he’s friendly to Heavy even though he’s xenophobic to all them European countries LOL. And opposite team’s got that vague rivalry thing going on too, that’s where the CONFLICT OF FLESH arises lmao. Plus Solly and Hoovy have to compete for Medic’s attention :3c

Engie x Heavy

Another one I haven’t given much thought! Shortest class and BEEGEST class. Is nice. They’re smart dudes, but I don’t think Heavy’s much for discussion most of the time. Engie’ll end up just talking at Heavy about some thing he’s building while Hoovy stares sleepily. Ah, but ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM, that’s one of my fav lines in the game… will Hoovy show his appreciation?

As for butt stuff, since Medic n’ Engie are science buddies I imagine they have a thing with Heavy going on. I always think Medic’s part of the equation with most Heavy ships actually, HeavyMedic so stronk it leaks into other pairings. Medic does more gorey handsy stuff with Hoovy, Engie takes care of the fun toys~ Damn, Heavy’s such a good sub ;~; Healthy guy, can take everything Medic n Engie dish out.

Scout + Miss Pauling

I really like this one lol cuz MY ASS is weak for one-sided shit. It’s very cute for a hetero ship cuz Scout has no goddamn chance in hell with her. I’m torn seeing sexual n’ romantic stuff with Scout/Pauling though, cuz I think it’s way more appealing (Just my personal taste!) if Scout’s just a hopeless puppy dog licking her shoes while she ignores him and sends him to the mf shadow realm of THE FRIEND ZONE. Ahh and het ships are the only time Scout gets to top really, and u know I like top Scout, but I don’t want her to bang Scout…. I 100% accept pathetic Scout

furiously

slapping his meat thinking about Ms. Pauling though.

I understand the romantic appeal to other people, and I support them all the way! Plus it’s basically one of the few canon shipz

Spy + Miss Pauling

I just wanna say that Spy’s lines to Scout about porking Ms. Pauling are completely fucked up and I love it. Spy’s such a bitchass pervert. It’s one of the things that makes me doubt D*dspy is canon for the games/SFMs. What kind of fucked up dad threatens to fuck their son’s crush after attempting to help him get a date with her??? Pure uwu indeed.

I’m thinking platonic for Spy/Pauling too. They’re business-platonic towards each other, and I prefer them to stay that way. It’s kinda cute how Ms. Pauling can sic Spy on people to actually fufill his role as an assassin, huh? Cuz she knows he can do the job professionally, and he knows he can do exactly what she tells him to. Good dog.

Romantic? Nope. I don’t see that between them, it’s a strictly business relationship and they’re both aloof personalities. Sexual? Only in that aforementioned fucked up way, a really awful perverse Spy doing that to mess up Scout n totally wreck him. No emotional connection at all. Otherwise, I don’t see either of them pursuing each other. Ms. Pauling doesn’t care to have sex with business partners, and Spy can sense it and find someone else to point his ass out to.

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