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petite-pixie-princess · 29 days

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Girl, micro penis Mcgee, I'm laughing so hard. You and the anon made me day 🤣 thank you 🩷

Yeah love, happy to help! Dude's a dumbass.

#Some people should be culled #just saying #I'm kidding #Except I'm not #Micro Mcgee if you're out there fuck you man #Anons #Glad I can at least respond in an amusing manner for others

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sprnklersplashes · 2 months

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I am my father's mother's lost son

#hi I'm so normal about her btw!#except I'm not #natalie goodman #diana goodman #next to normal #also I've had drivers seat on repeat all day #and been belting this bit for the past ten minutes #i think screaming it would heal me

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inkoutsidethelines · 2 months

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Overall I consider Damsel to be kinda a "meh" movie. There's nothing particularly groundbreaking about it, it's not great, but I have seen far far worse movies.

That being said. It bothers me that the dragon was clearly objectively evil and by the end of the movie the narrative just decides to forget that.

#ink speaks #netflix damsel #like i'm sorry #except i'm not #but being tricked into murdering DIFFERENT innocent women #instead of the innocent women she WANTED to murder #does not actually make the dragon a victim here

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ozzni · 4 months

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y'know, looking back at how much I loves the Redwall series I'm actually kind of surprised that I'm not a furry. Like I was totally imagining myself as Matthias, a mouse. But I don't feel any desire to be an animal now. I'm not even vaguely animal themed, like catgirl but mousegirl instead. Maybe if I didn't already change my identity by being a trans woman I would be? Idk...

#redwall #furry #except i'm not

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princess-nobody · 4 months

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Therapist: AI generated na'vi Taylor Lautner isn't real, he cannot hurt you

AI generated na'vi Taylor Lautner:

#I'm sorry #except I'm not #imagine the jumpscare when I saw this on pinterest #avatar #jake sully #lo'ak #neteyam #neytiri #atwow #tsireya #na'vi character #na'vi oc #na'vi avatar #na'vi

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darkest-doe · 4 months

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Death, but make it sexual.. 🩸✨️

#dark k1nk #k*ll me #just kidding..#except i'm not #owned

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homuncvlus · 5 months

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Looking at your old posts feels so bizarre

#who are you?#my past self is unrecognisable #I'm still the same person #except I'm not #but i am #it doesn't feel like me #i get that it's a growing up thing and I'll think the same away in a few years time but still #rlly weird #lasar being incoherent #i can guarantee I've made this exact post before

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toaster-fire-art · 6 months

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In my memory, you're always smiling.

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traitorsinsalem · 6 months

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I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR YOUR MAIN GUY CAPTAIN SPARKLES QUIT MINECRAFT STUFF 💔 MY CONDOLENCES

no it's ok!!! he's still doing minecraft stuff, just on twitch and his 2nd channel rather than his main channel. right now he's doing an all advancements 1.21 snapshot series as the "finale" of his main channel mc content. i've also been kind of expecting this given the vlogs/"talking in front of a green screen videos" he's been putting out, esp the ones in the past year and a half.

unfortunately, while his dedicated audience is still committed to him, the new generation of minecraft youtube fans is nowhere near as keen on episodic series and are more for short-form content (e.g. "i survived 1000 days in hardcore this is my world" "this MOD lets you KISS the WARDEN in MINECRAFT?!"). jordan tried to appease the algorithm with this for a while and then did a whole series of videos talking about how he was done with that because it wasn't making him happy. he also did a big poll on his channel and found that a majority of his viewers have been watching him since around the mianite days or earlier, and we also weren't especially happy with his clipped main channel mc videos.

he's been making minecraft videos for 13 years now, and even as someone who's been watching since his original survival series, there are plenty of series and videos from him that i haven't touched yet because of the sheer amount of videos he dedicated his career to making. i can still go back and watch his older series i never caught, plus some videos i watched back in the day and don't remember very well/didn't understand the humor of (*cough cough* buildinggame *cough*).

given the way stampy ended his minecraft career, i'm glad to see jordan taking a similar route. they're definitely some of the few popular minecraft youtubers who were never involved in any sort of intense drama or horrible scandals. i would honestly argue that this is a small shift for jordan, but a large shift for his audience. his major shift definitely occurred around the time mcc started and when dream and his cohort got popular. that's when the youtube algorithm and new mcyt audience started to value him less than other mc youtubers and the whole thing where jordan tried to appeal to the algorithm and hated it. the only difference between what he's been doing for the past 2 years and what he'll be doing going forth seems to be that his minecraft content will, as a lot of it already has been, be focused on captainsparklez2.

i do think "retirement" as he put it, as opposed to "quitting" or "leaving," is definitely the best way to describe what he has planned. he'll still do mc, just not as his primary career. he also said he may be willing to do mc videos on the main channel if a huge update appeals to him in some way at some point. he's definitely not suddenly quitting minecraft forever, and if he does, i have no doubt he'd still enjoy hearing from people who like his minecraft content and wouldn't be too bothered by being known as the minecraft guy.

tl;dr i'm not sad cuz not only is he putting his own needs and goals first, but he also...isn't even quitting minecraft altogether. i mostly watch his twitch vods on cs2 anyways, so it's no big deal to me in the end. long live captainsparklez, team ianite forever, etc.

#succ speaks #long post #long text #i'm a member of the captainsparklez retirement agency #except i'm not #i found out one of my friends has ANOTHER tie to captainsparklez it's fucking crazy #first i'm friends w crumb irl now one of my friends at school knows 2 people who know captainsparklez #i'm actually glad i haven't met him cuz i wouldn't know what to say like?? ok. i met captainsparklez. now what.#nothing i can tell him he hasn't heard time and time again from other fans. at least w/out being RLY weird and personal ab my mental health #but ye he's still doing mc it's not the end of an era as people are joking about. the end of an era was after isles which was the interlude

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that-dumbass-rabbit · 8 months

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#the most me thing ever #what if I was wrong the whole time #except i'm not

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belle-pepper-23 · 11 months

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precum is like ketchup water

#i'm sorry #except i'm not #taylor swift #bad joke alert #someone made a bad joke #it was me

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stesierra · 11 months

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I am not writing right now because of my newborn baby, but I am basically rolling around in all the things I have already written and enjoying them. I would like to propose that this counts as writing.

#writing #except I'm not

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daeluin · 11 months

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fr if we don't get latam tour we'll have to resort to violence

the least the gringos could do after fucking up our economies is letting us have a silly fob tour

#also im so sorry for the poor intern that manages the fob twitter for the psychological warfare that's me posting memes about a latam tour #every time they tweet something #except I'm not #se soluciona re fácil anunciando fechas y ya!!

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tomstoast · 1 year

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