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fairyhaos · 3 months
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uh hi!!
if you could pls rate svt on a scale from 1 to 13 where 1 is husband material, 7/8 is bf material and 13 is bestie material.
purely for research purposes (no seriously im asking all carats i can)
Loads of love!!!
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hi 🍉, sure! im treating this as an ask rather than a request, because requests aren't open rn :)
husband material ↓
seungcheol - no explanation needed.
woozi - comfortable husband. you get married to him but nothing changes bc everything has always just felt right.
mingyu - he's a new husband kinda feel, the ring shiny on his finger and the bright newness of married life shiny in his eyes
wonwoo - the typa husband to bring you mugs of tea when you're writing something up late, kissing you on the forehead and saying he'll put the kids (the cats) to bed
joshua - toes the line between husband and bf but the husbandness wins by a smol margin bc i can just imagine him going "my wife/husband/spouse is...." with the biggest smile on his face
dokyeom - sorry to everyone saying that he's husband material but this is a bf guy through and through. one hundred percent boyfriendable.
chan - unbelievably boyfriend. very much high school sweethearts typa boyfriend too
minghao - does sassy bf stand for sassy boyfriend or sassy best friend??? unclear.
hoshi - purely bc i just don't see him as my type of bf. im sure he's a bf to some but to me? he's a we-make-out-when-drunk typa best friend
junhui - would he make a good boyfriend? yes. but you've seen this man spit like a camel when he had his braces on so maybe he's not gonna be a good bf for You
vernon - he's just so childhood best friend that he's a brother-type friend rather than a boyfriend-type friend
seungkwan - can he take bf pics??? yes. but he's the kinda guy who'd take them so u can put them on your story to ward off other men. also he's literally The Best chaotic best friend ever so
bestie material ↑
bonus: wildcard
jeonghan - swings wildly between being ur husband and being your best friend, which is honestly the best kind of husband/bff that u can ever ask for
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fairyhaos · 9 months
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a message to antis who're hating on shu for the dating rumours?
(go all out, be a bitch, get mad, speak for the real fandom <3)
OH OH OH I HAVE ONE
fuck off.
you're not entitled to know everything about his life, and you are certainly not entitled to belittle and scold him for how he's living said life.
you're all acting like he owes you something. like you think that, just because you're his fan, he is obligated to make himself stay single just so you can live out your fantasies?
it's pathetic, really.
and it's particularly pathetic that you're now taking to harassing him online and getting angry for no fucking reason just because he might be dating someone that's not you.
joshua is a real person, and you're treating him like he's just a plaything, something from your imagination that you can bully and manipulate into doing what you want just because you cry and whine and yell at him for it.
it's like you don't really care for him at all, isn't it? you all talk about how he's your favourite person, your comfort, but when you get even the slightest inkling that he's trying to find comfort in another person, you're screaming in his comments and defaming him and treating him like he's- like he's fucking killed your family or something.
if you even cared about him, just a little bit, caring about him as a person, you'd be glad for him that he's pursuing his own happiness, really. don't you think?
you're all really immature, you know that? immature and spoiled. joshua isn't yours. he isn't anyone's. let the man fucking live his own life, will you? let him date who he wants and leave him the hell alone.
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fairyhaos · 4 months
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YENA!!!! I just found these pics of shua and OMFG HE LOOKS SO BF MATERIAL!! (when i saw these pics of shua i immediately think of u and wanna give them to u...)
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SCREAMING O H IM ???????!!!!!;;// ? the fucking SHAGGY PUPPY HAIR WITH TH A T FIT,,,,,,,, shakes he's so fine i'm on the floor at his feet rn how does he own my entire HEART
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fairyhaos · 3 months
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https://x.com/xcaleebur/status/1753432927936123177?s=46
this reminds me of ur post about gatekeeping dk!!! sweet happy virus superstar!!!🥹🥹 “human vitamin”🥹🥹 i just want to be his bff :(
[deekay link]
every day the gatekeeping dk post makes its rounds and it makes me so pleased bc he really is!!! just so!!!! precious!!!!! look at him always being so kind and lovely to everyone around him im ☹️☹️
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fairyhaos · 11 days
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here, have him
[joshu link]
HAVING HIM FOREVERRRRR
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fairyhaos · 6 days
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Anons as food is so cute!!!! What about your mutuals as foodz ? ^0^
oooh yes !! ill try to make it more food and less desserts but,,, no promises,,,,
@etherealyoungk pancakes!! those thick fluffy pancakes with honey drizzled on top w blueberries on the side yum
@blue-jisungs those tangfastic haribos that are so sour and fizzy and literally theee best haribos variety ever !!
@wheeboo chocolate mousse bc it's so soft and velvet smooth and it reminds me of rania haha
@weird-bookworm chocolate chip cookies, especially the ones that are deliciously crumbly when u bite into them
@haecien whipped cream. for reasons unbeknownst to myself.
@icyminghao canned peaches! canned peaches are literally so delicious imo like the soft crunch and the sweetness reminds me of u
@slytherinshua i think of gingerbread bc of the clean crunchiness and the sweet spices :>
@rubywonu peanut butter! specifically the crunchy kind aka the best kind bc of the fun texture and feel of it in ur mouth
@h-ao sago bc the sweet coconut milk and the smooth tapioca give me ur vibes for some reason haha
@meowonhao cheesecake bc cheesecake is smooth and delicately sweet and i feel like it matches ur vibes
@vcrnons omg crumpets w honey bc the softness and the slight crunch and the warm honey makes me think of u
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fairyhaos · 3 months
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Hii do u have any fic recs? Have binged your whole masterlist and was wondering if there was anyone else who wrote the short cute scenarios like you 😭 If not that’s ok! Will keep looking!
hm if you mean those ot13 seventeen hcs that i do, then i think @welcometomyoasis @babyleostuff @blue-jisungs @slytherinshua sometimes do similar things so you can check them out!
if you mean short fics and timestamps then @blue-jisungs (again jdhdhd) @wheeboo @etherealyoungk @wooahaes are the first people that instantly come to mind for me ^^
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fairyhaos · 9 months
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maybe i’m biased but svt’s names are even pretty asf like seungcheol?? soonyoung?? wonwoo?? minghao?? hansol?? and ik dokyeom isn’t his real name but it’s just so pretty yk? like they just roll off the tongue. i hope this makes sense lmao i can’t be the only one.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST "SOONYOUNG" PLS THE NAME RLLY JUST ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE
ahem. im normal about this. but you are so right anon like their names are just so so nice to say?? "myungho" too is just so gentle. (random tmi guys but ever time i type minghao im actually thinking myungho bc. bc there's just something about it which is so sweet)
also their names are very very Them u kno? like jeonghan is sooo jeonghan and isn't mingyu just the mingyuest person you've ever seen? chan is so channie and hansol is so very hansol in the way that only hansol can be. and seungkwan :((( seungkwan is actually such a calming and vivid name to say and it's one of my favourites fr 💔
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fairyhaos · 2 months
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ASSIGN A SHUA ICONIC LINE OR MOMENT TO YOUR MOOTS
(am i being shameless by not even going anon when randomly assigning yall moot games 😭)
THIS IS FUNN OMG AND BTW BASED PURELY OFF OF VIBES
@weird-bookworm his "surprise~ ^^" cameo in that drama bc it's So cute and adorable
@blue-jisungs "i wanna get rained on,,,," bc it's a repeat gag but it's still funny every single time
@haecien the love shot dance bc it's just hilarious and i think the vibes match u haha
@wheeboo kinda a kyeomshu moment but when josh caught seok as he collided into him for a hug! it's just soooo sweet
@wonwoonlight "i want you guys to be happy and healthy" bc it's literally his catchphrase and it's sooo sweet n comforting
@rubywonu the way his eyes go huge when he eats good food
@etherealyoungk that live when he made beaded bracelets :((( skye coded moment fr
@meowonhao idk why but the "sorry sorry" acrostic poem he made in the carnival gose ep haha
@slytherinshua the "goodbye" table tennis paddle he made during the best friends gose ep just bc the Vibes r there lmao
@kyeomyun shubot "가능합니다" complete w the robot arms n everything bc it's so cute
@icyminghao any time he's stared at junhui w fondness in his eyes bc that's me with youuu <33
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fairyhaos · 7 months
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So....do you happen to have more of the....puppy Hao pics? For, um...ya know scientific purposes..
HAHAHA in the name of science, i shall provide them for u 🤓☝
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fairyhaos · 9 months
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the random thoughts were open so i couldn't help myself—
imagine svt teaching you how to ride a bike??
scoups and woozi would be so done at the end of the day and literally giving up on you by saying, I'm sorry, i can't handle your unbalanced ass and will ask someone else to teach you, they just can't help it, they don't know how to help you 😭
jeonghan and joshua being the most patient while teaching you how to ride a bike and run to your aide when you fall like good gentlemen (somehow i think, jeonghan really wouldn't laugh at you if you fell, he would be encouraging and all sweet until you learned how to ride a bike, then he will taunt you by saying how awful your are at it <3) <3
junhui being like 🧍‍♂️ this when he asked you to peddle forward and you fell? cycling isn't natural? wow, weird. hoshi being so good at cycling that he's almost confused about how can a person be this bad at such an easy task, if he thought you were perfect he now has a point to state that you're not, also would 100% tease you for falling but then laugh and run towards you to help, probably will get offended if you ask another member to help you.
wonwoo being the patient baby and actually giving you tips on how to improve <33
minghao saying that you lost your childhood if you dont know how to cycle because it's the only thrill of childhood 💀, emphasis on safety, would say you will learn as you fall, actually gets annoyed but doesn't say it (his face doesn't hide it tho) , he loves the fact that you asked for his help so he will suck his savageness up and help you the moment you pout because he's so strict.
mingyu being actually annoyed but not saying it pt2, slightly better at hiding his exasperation, "you really can't balance yourself?" doesn't know how to teach you but somehow ends up teaching you the fastest?? so gentle with you too, won't let you go until he's sure that you have balanced yourself and would still walk behind you to help you if the wheels stumble.
seokmin is the one who would laugh at you after he's picked you up. he would be so concerned and after helping you up, he would laugh at your face. very patient with you, his teaching style is similar to mingyu's, is clueless at first but soon gets how to teach you.
seungkwan is just gonna sass you out, no kidding, he would laugh and then later definitely help you, but for god's sake, be ready for his sass "you really can't do it?" "It's so easy, why are you so clumsy?" "there's nothing wrong with the bike, there's something wrong with your head."
vernon is unbothered, patient, teach you with his full capacity, wouldn't mind if you switch teachers, you will soon realise he was better than all of them. it doesn't seem like it but he's prolly the best person to go to for this, won't make fun of you, won't coddle you too much, won't be very strict and still have fun with you. best boy <3
dino is just... "ah really, you're bad." he would repeat this over and over until you're like sir?? i know I'm bad 😭😭😭😭 still teach you though, would push you to practice everyday, will definitely take you out on a date by disguising it as "let's see how good you're at cycling now."
wow did I just write a full fledged reaction in your ask? i haven't interacted with you a lot but you seem very fun and you're a vibe<3 sorry for this long of ask tho 💀💀
svt teaching you how to ride a bike oml 💀 naur but like, whoever it is, it's utter chaos bc honestly i don't think any of them have the kind of physical coordination and leaderishness to properly coach you through it (apart from maybe jihoon and soonyoung at a stretch) lmao
but that being said!! jeonghan, shua, hansol, wonwoo and hao would be the sweetest, would be patient and laugh with you readily if you accidentally slip up. even tho minghao and hansol, along with dino, soonyoung, and seokmin might laugh At you if you fall down, they're more than ready to extend a hand and brush you off before asking if you wanna try again.
however. soonyoung will, along with seungkwan and cheol, treat this as if it is The Most important thing in the world for you to learn how to ride a bike. maybe he's a bit disorganised, but he means well bc he wants!! to go on!! bike rides with you!! and he can't do that if you don't even know how to ride a bike in the first place </3
(jihoon is kinda like them too. but he's kinda more of a mildly terrifying drill sergeant at the same time.)
you're soooo right about junhui tho!! he and mingyu will just be like "??? how can you Not know how to ride a bike wtf" as if it's an innate skill that people are born with. mingyu lowkey gets a little frustrated when you keep falling (bc he feels bad that he has no other advice other than to Just Do It), but junhui just grins brightly and tries to bribe you with kisses and cookies which, surprisingly, kinda does work. somehow. amazingly. as if your feet and legs seriously become more determined at the mention of kisses from your bf <3
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fairyhaos · 5 months
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https://twitter.com/vobowooo/status/1726417509845238215
you can get the details here
tw // pedophilia
they are hating on woozi and soobin for watching an anime called "made in abyss" which allegedly has provocative loli outfits and had pedophilia somehow, woozi was asked to recommend certain animes and he recommended that, jjk, komi can't communicate and more. the thing is— many animes have very dark content and they said that they won't recommend it because the anime itself is very provocative but... as the anime has pedophilic content, ppl are hating on them :(
Korea's censorship is very effective and the anime itself was censored highly and was broadcast on national television, so it's highly likely that certain pedophilic things were cut out from the anime as the idols watched it. although, in no way I'm condoning their actions, but I do feel as if the idols were kind of misunderstood. because if korea has a history of banning songs because it showed drunk driving, I'm pretty sure they would have censored pedophilic themes.
ah... i see.
i'm not going to defend him or condemn him for what he said, but i can tell you that as a korean person who speaks and understands korean, all he says is that he's watched it. the clip doesn't really give much info, but in it, he lists animes that he's begun to watch and from what i've heard, he goes into detail about komi and spyxfamily and doesn't mention the others.
from what i can tell, he doesn't specifically recommend mia, which i think is the main part of this issue right now.
i don't know anything ab the actual content of the anime. i looked around, and apparently it's only just g*re in the first season and, esp since he didn't finish, i don't think he knew about any other problematic things w it.
and seriously. censorship of inappropriate themes is genuinely really rather rigorous in south korea especially with what's broadcast on the tv, which is where i presume he was watching his animes from, esp if he couldn't finish most of them bc of tour.
is it a bit uncomfortable though? perhaps. but all i can say is that if it makes you uncomfortable to know an idol watches things that include things like body horror then maybe just distance yourselves from them.
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fairyhaos · 3 months
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https://x.com/joshuaarchive/status/1753736794267644190?s=46
https://x.com/daywithshua/status/1753397814573568195?s=46
it’s glasses shua anon and you need to see this I AM IN SHAMBLES???!! that is a darling HUSBAND.
[joshu 1] [joshu 2]
OMG GLASSES SHUA ANON MY BELOVED no joke whenever i see u in my inbox i do a mini dance of happiness bc YOU GET MY JOSHUA OBSESSION SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭 bc broooo this man. this man looking like THIS with THOSE glasses and THAT smile is soooo shambles-making oh lord 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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fairyhaos · 3 months
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im just gonna send you ALL the shua pictures
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I'M?????????? the mad hatter!joshua hong alice in wonderland au is literally writing itself atp
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fairyhaos · 4 months
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I took so many pics omg >_< it was so fun!! here are a few more shua pics<33 they're so cute haha ><
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little squishy shua........... someone help me i need to lie down he's so CUTE
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fairyhaos · 3 months
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Hi yena😁
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HIYA CIEN HOW ARE YOU ^_^
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