#fantasy costco

[shelbeanie]

For your consideration

#the adventure zone #TAZ #taz balance #garfield the deals warlock #andrew garfield #mcelroys #mcelroy brothers #the zone cast #fantasy Costco

[mooselybased]

Alright fellas, we've done it! Our thirtieth Adventure Zone platform fighter moveset, none other than one of my all-time favorite NPCs, Garfield the Deals Warlock! I'm gonna be taking a break from new movesets now, but maybe I'll return to this series sometime on the horizon.

I'll be honest, I really wanted a Kirby-like character in this, with copy abilities and whatnot, and Garfield seemed like the funniest choice. So that's what led to all this.

Garfield's neutral special has him attempt to steal some blood from a nearby opponent. If successful, he will replicate that opponents neutral special (and get a matching hat) until he loses a stock or it gets beaten out of him.

Garfield's side special has him toss out a grenade, which will bounce around somewhat unpredictably for a second before exploding.

Garfield's up special has him whip out a shopping cart and dash in the direction held. The trajectory is able to be curved somewhat mid-dash. Passing through an item or opponent will put them in the cart, giving Garfield the item or launching the opponent at the end of the dash

Garfield's down special has him briefly whip out his bag of holding and hold it wide open. The bag can absorb three attacks, projectiles, or items. Once it has taken in three things, the next use of this move will launch an amount of gold coins dependent on what was absorbed.

Garfield's finale has him start singing the Fantasy Costco jingle. For the duration of the song, a deluge of items from the Fantasy Costco will rapidly fall from the sky at random locations. Some do more damage than others (looking at you, flaming poisoning raging sword of doom).

#moose doodles #taz #the adventure zone #the zone cast #hypothetical taz fighter #garfield the deals warlock #taz balance #fantasy costco

[yourbelgianthings]

WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!! (i had to buy this when i saw it)

#message from mirph #the adventure zone #taz balance #garfield the deals warlock #fantasy costco

[cookie-nom-nom]

my writing prof just referenced fantasy Costco. Time to slip in as many the adventure zone references as possible into my manuscripts.

#the adventure zone #Taz #taz balance #fantasy costco #something to nom on

[starryseasart]

redid my Fantasy Kostco design!

#fantasy costco #fantasy kostco #TAZ #the adventure zone #mcelroys #my brother my brother and me #mcelroy brothers

[princessrainbow7]

+20 Mala (melee) Damage

Got a deal for you!

#fantasy costco #taz #the adventure zone #taz fanart #griffin mcelroy #artificial intelligence #Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom

[copperfirebird]

I feel like the ads on this product page escaped from Fantasy Costco.

#wizards #fantasy Costco

[warriorofthegods]

I love playing dnd with a bunch of friends and making filly inside jokes, or making references to other things, it satisfies some emotion that I don’t have a name for but can only describe as “I wish my friends and I interacted like those characters in the tv show/movie/podcast/book do”

today during our session we sang “the pirates who don’t do anything” from veggie tales because we got off track and anytime we tried to get back on track we kept going back to veggie tales. Even decided which player character would be which veggie takes character- our Barbarian with a -2 int mod was Larry the cucumber and I could not have asked for more

It was great

I love this group❤️

Also the group where we make casual taz balance references (fantasy Costco will be the bane of our DM’s existance), love them too ❤️

#dnd #the pirates who don't do anything #fantasy costco

[turtlewithatail]

You do your usual saturday morning Fantasy Costco run, and you hear the all familiar announcement ring out from the Wizard Manager: "Be Aware. Some of the mimics have discovered the existence of Free Samples stands. Remain Vigilant."

You chuckle, sword drawn as you reach for a particularly tasty looking pig-in-a-blanket on the unattended tasting table.

#fantasy costco #dnd #mimic

[jeremyprimesmarketingteam]

Do you guys think there’s a Fantasy Costco near Lo Santa Villa in The (In)Expendables

#listen it makes sense #the (in)expendables #taz #taz balance #fantasy costco

[scrubfiend]

Etsy is doing $10 off on all orders over $40 with code YES10 sooooo if you're looking for pins... 👀 scrubfiend.etsy.com

#etsy #pineguard #fantasy costco #goth gf #pin sale

[us-costco-official]

guess who spent 20 minutes photoshopping a third dog onto the twin fantasy for some inexplicable reason!

it’s me.

#csh #car seat headrest #twin fantasy #uhh #will toledo #csh twin fantasy #car seat headrest fanart #i guess #car seat headrest dogs #i love them #sighhhh #from the shelves of costco

[zeitghaest]

me? art to post? dont worry. ive been drawing i just dont share :) here's my besties bday present ft their dhampir pirate captain blackwell

#theyre all on their way to the fantasy costco but he doesnt have a membership. its SO sad. #my art #dnd art #ttrpg art #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #illustration #dnd character #dhampir #tumblr aimed a gun at the quality of this image and shot it dead and i will do nothing.

[yourbelgianthings]

#message from mirph #taz balance #taz amnesty #taz ethersea #griffin mcelroy #garfield the deals warlock #heathcliff the enchanter #felix the catfish #fantasy costco #phantom sea coast co #the adventure zone

[yardsards]

listen. it should have been a fantasy dollar general instead of a fantasy costco. costcos are only ever built in like, places where it Makes Sense to see businesses like that, i.e. on the outskirts of large cities. dollar generals on the other hand? those things seem to pop fully formed out of the ground -as if from mycelium- in places where you LEAST expect to see any kind of business, least of all a chain store. you could convince me there was a goddamned DG in death valley and i would not even question it. if any business were to manage to build a location on a secret fake moon, it would be dollar fucking general. thank you for your time.

#eliot posts #taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #anyway i was thinking abt how i absolutely should have made the main store in my dnd campaign #(which is in a middle-of-nowhere garbage town) be a dollar general #however the joke that i DID go with (gnome depot) was pretty darned funny at least #(this post is all in good fun i still love fantasy costco)

[kevinornokevin]

#kevin #dogs #polls #submitted #fantasy-costco #from submitter: The hypoallergenic bichon frise image from Google search results? #results: kevin