#fantasy-costco

[kevinornokevin]

#kevin #dogs #polls #submitted #fantasy-costco #from submitter: The hypoallergenic bichon frise image from Google search results? #results: kevin

[us-costco-official]

guess who spent 20 minutes photoshopping a third dog onto the twin fantasy for some inexplicable reason!

it’s me.

#csh #car seat headrest #twin fantasy #uhh #will toledo #csh twin fantasy #car seat headrest fanart #i guess #car seat headrest dogs #i love them #sighhhh #from the shelves of costco

[shelbeanie]

For your consideration

#the adventure zone #TAZ #taz balance #garfield the deals warlock #andrew garfield #mcelroys #mcelroy brothers #the zone cast #fantasy Costco

[mooselybased]

Alright fellas, we've done it! Our thirtieth Adventure Zone platform fighter moveset, none other than one of my all-time favorite NPCs, Garfield the Deals Warlock! I'm gonna be taking a break from new movesets now, but maybe I'll return to this series sometime on the horizon.

I'll be honest, I really wanted a Kirby-like character in this, with copy abilities and whatnot, and Garfield seemed like the funniest choice. So that's what led to all this.

Garfield's neutral special has him attempt to steal some blood from a nearby opponent. If successful, he will replicate that opponents neutral special (and get a matching hat) until he loses a stock or it gets beaten out of him.

Garfield's side special has him toss out a grenade, which will bounce around somewhat unpredictably for a second before exploding.

Garfield's up special has him whip out a shopping cart and dash in the direction held. The trajectory is able to be curved somewhat mid-dash. Passing through an item or opponent will put them in the cart, giving Garfield the item or launching the opponent at the end of the dash

Garfield's down special has him briefly whip out his bag of holding and hold it wide open. The bag can absorb three attacks, projectiles, or items. Once it has taken in three things, the next use of this move will launch an amount of gold coins dependent on what was absorbed.

Garfield's finale has him start singing the Fantasy Costco jingle. For the duration of the song, a deluge of items from the Fantasy Costco will rapidly fall from the sky at random locations. Some do more damage than others (looking at you, flaming poisoning raging sword of doom).

#moose doodles #taz #the adventure zone #the zone cast #hypothetical taz fighter #garfield the deals warlock #taz balance #fantasy costco

[yourbelgianthings]

WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!! (i had to buy this when i saw it)

#message from mirph #the adventure zone #taz balance #garfield the deals warlock #fantasy costco

[zeitghaest]

me? art to post? dont worry. ive been drawing i just dont share :) here's my besties bday present ft their dhampir pirate captain blackwell

#theyre all on their way to the fantasy costco but he doesnt have a membership. its SO sad. #my art #dnd art #ttrpg art #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #illustration #dnd character #dhampir #tumblr aimed a gun at the quality of this image and shot it dead and i will do nothing.

[cookie-nom-nom]

my writing prof just referenced fantasy Costco. Time to slip in as many the adventure zone references as possible into my manuscripts.

#the adventure zone #Taz #taz balance #fantasy costco #something to nom on

[yardsards]

listen. it should have been a fantasy dollar general instead of a fantasy costco. costcos are only ever built in like, places where it Makes Sense to see businesses like that, i.e. on the outskirts of large cities. dollar generals on the other hand? those things seem to pop fully formed out of the ground -as if from mycelium- in places where you LEAST expect to see any kind of business, least of all a chain store. you could convince me there was a goddamned DG in death valley and i would not even question it. if any business were to manage to build a location on a secret fake moon, it would be dollar fucking general. thank you for your time.

#eliot posts #taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #anyway i was thinking abt how i absolutely should have made the main store in my dnd campaign #(which is in a middle-of-nowhere garbage town) be a dollar general #however the joke that i DID go with (gnome depot) was pretty darned funny at least #(this post is all in good fun i still love fantasy costco)

[rainbowcaleb]

Does the moon have a moon Costco

#the first three notes of fantasy Costco jingle are played before I am shot and dragged off stage #critical role #four sided dive #cr spoilers #in my exhaustion I am very funny

[pherre]

taz balance the first actual play dnd podcast where all the player characters and their npc friends smoke weed on the regular

#weed is legal in the bureau of balance you can get it in the fantasy costco #pringles was selling some other shit #balance lb

[superblykeenchaos]

Top 10 Possibilities for what could be in the Beyond Section (in descending order of insanity)

10.

'Beyond' is a pun on 'DnD Beyond' and it's just an underground dungeons and dragons club. We can further villainise the Navy here, as they have outlawed the game due to it promoting radical ideas.

9.

Your standard black market, sells cool magic items not stocked in Rufus' store... Probably because they might be cursed.

8.

Super Hero Fight Club 2: This time it's Fishy. Idk guys I just wanna see Gill fight in another cage match.

7.

A giant planetarium slash holodeck that maps out the entire solar system of mana and 'beyond'. This would be a fun place to canonize the other jrwi universes as far off worlds. Perhaps one day the Horsean space program may just make it to the world of Prime.

6.

Some sort of way to glimpse 'beyond' and into the future. We all love a good self fulfilling prophecy, but how about a self fulfilling vision of destruction? Grizz could have a lot of fun giving the boys out of context glimpses of planned story beats.

5.

Some sort of way to glimpse 'beyond' the veil of life and death. Jay could talk to the previous Ferins and ask if they ever regretted their allegiance to the navy. Chip could avoid learning anything about his birth parents. It could be fun AND traumatic.

4.

A Stargate style portal to travel between worlds. We see flashes of Prime, Fauna, Prevarus, Galloway, the worlds from Convergence, all of 'em. The twist here being that there are also worlds we don't recognise

3.

SCU crossover... Schlatt is just standing there with an apple.

2.

All the current clones of Charlie Slimesicle that haven't been murdered by the narrative yet. Go wild, have fun, violence is encouraged.

1.

"You step forward and enter an endless void. The only point of interest being 4 beams of light that seem to come from the nothingness. The lights illuminate a council of four strange men. All human in features but distinct in their unusual dress. They each sit in front of a metal monolith, glowing faintly through a large glass pane in the centre. They each wear what could be earmuffs, but look wrong? All four speak at once, they lean forward into a strange black device covered in foam." They ask you Chip, Jay, and Gillion... "What would you like to know?"

#this is my current magnum opus #jrwi #jrwi riptide #beyond section #wow i need a nap #its just the other side of the door to fantasy costco

[hyperionshipping]

I think Doctor Who should write an episode where the Doctor and his son get lost in the space version of The Mall Of America and over the intercoms it's just "Can....? You lost your KID???? Can 'Tricks' please come to counter #243-5b your dad is very sad"

#tricks rambles #im having bad Sittinf And Not Doing stuff disorder so silly posts #ive never been to the mall of American but I like adding space in front of stuff ala fantasy costco so

[stonerzelda]

are there any books about drow lore. I want them and would like to have them

#i would also like to hear more of ed greenwoods thoughts on elven breastmilk. frankly it is a fascinating concept & we should talk about it #literally does anybody know of like ANY fantasy concept lore books? that cover all kinds of bullshit? with illuminating illustrations too?? #i . would like to have them #like did anybody have a childhood obsession like me and know of any books that i was never allowed to get 😭 #also im trapped in the costco parking lot bc im never allowed to just go home and have to be collateral to everyone elses fucking sidequests

[starryseasart]

redid my Fantasy Kostco design!

#fantasy costco #fantasy kostco #TAZ #the adventure zone #mcelroys #my brother my brother and me #mcelroy brothers

[rindomness]

i have had the fantasy costco jingle stuck in my head for three hours i'm going to lose it

#me: let me work #my brain: FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

[yourbelgianthings]

#message from mirph #taz balance #taz amnesty #taz ethersea #griffin mcelroy #garfield the deals warlock #heathcliff the enchanter #felix the catfish #fantasy costco #phantom sea coast co #the adventure zone