#fengqing shitpost

[fqrot]

mu qing: why have you been so sad lately?

feng xin: i’m going on a mission :(

mq: and….?

fx: i won’t be able to touch your waist for a whole month :(

(mu qing immediately blushes furiously)

#fengqing #fengqing shitpost #yes i did post this to twt already #back with my silly fengqing thoughts #feng xin just wants to wrap his arms around mu qing’s tiny waist #Feng Xin Certified Mu Qing Waist Lover #feng xin #mu qing

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

#im running out of donhua and manhua screencaps #im branching out to the book illustrations at this point #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

[heart-in-pairofdice]

Mu Qing: spends 800 years following the ascetic cultivation path he committed to at age 17, never once struggling with sticking to his vows (other than the feng xin thirst of course)

Hualian: doing their thing, right in front of his salad

Mu Qing: ..what vows? Time to get shitfaced 🙄

the iconic reference:

#mu qing #mu qing my beloved #shitpost #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #san lang #general xuan zhen #tgcf shitpost #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #tgcf fanart #fanart #my art #tw alcohol #mu qing fanart #hualian fanart #heaven officials blessing #i might go back and make this into a nicer drawing but for now u get my messy sketch #tgcf meme #meme redraw #meme #fengqing #(not in the art) but tagging their ship since i mentioned it

[lazycranberrydoodles]

#my drawing hand was NOT cooperating today #the originl meme format is about rainbow dash…… #lmao #tgcf shitpost #tgcf meme #tgcf #fengqing #not art

[sweepinggeneral]

Feng Xin: Any tips on how to make someone like me? 

Mu Qing: Try to make them laugh all the time. 

Feng Xin: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice! 

Mu Qing: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.

#heavens official blessing #tgcf #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #mu qing #tgcf shitpost #fengqing #mxtx tgcf #dont worry feng xin mu qing loves you #silly clowns #hehe

[yumemiruuuu]

Finally managed to squeeze out some brain jooce for TGCF after brainrotting hard over Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling 😔💅✨

slowly turns into hua cheng with the writings

#haha pei ming so funny so silly haha funny cis straight man #i was in such a wacky mood yesterday and turns out it was just my period 💞💞💞 #fengqing #hualian #mu qing #feng xin #hua cheng #he xuan #pei ming #ling wen #heaven official’s shitposts #heaven official’s blessing #tgcf shitpost #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

yall im totally normal abt heavens official blessing i swear (im rewatching it cuz apparently theres a second season now????)

#heavens official blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #feng xin #fengqing #nan feng #tgcf shitpost #ling wen #pei ming

[shaendorai]

MQ is obsessed with FX cuz he knows that stupid poem, blah, blah...

My brother in christ. My sister in sacrilege. FX's official heavenly title is literally Biggus Dickus. You are telling me that you wouldn't tease the heck out of him every chance you get? Get out of here

#tgcf #mxtx tgcf #heavens official blessing #mu qing #fengqing #feng xin #shitpost #Mu qing is aroace asf yall #They are literally bi-ace solidarity #tgcf meme #Is this fandom too young to have seen The life of Brian? #Watch it I swear its hilarious #One of the best comedies

[pwipplesart]

That scene lives in my head rent free. 

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mu qing #feng xin #mu qing tgcf #feng xin tgcf #fengqing #shitpost #tgcf shitpost #tgcf comic #my art

[confusedgoldenflower]

Back at it again with FQ shitposts 😃<—white dad smile

FX, drunk and choosing to speed run into death: yeah, Mu Qing’s food is good—is edible, but there’s better at any restaura-aggttnghhhhh

MQ: *vents for approx six hours and five minutes [insert that in ancient Chinese time] about how his cooking is impeccable and even if there’s merchants better at it than him, at least he‘s never washed rice with soap or didn’t comprehend the meaning of boiling literally anything and thought that licking plates was good enough TM in cleaning as he beats FX*

Another instance~~~

FX, drunk and craving the touch of literally anyone: *steals MQ’s clothes to wear in his face*

MQ: -Pei, your continual insistence of sex upon me is not only disgusting, it’s—WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? THOSE ARE MY CLOTHES! TAKE THEM OFF. NOW! GIVE THEM BACK!!!

PM: ohoho?

FX: STOP UNDRESSING M—!

MQ: MY CLOTHES

FX: *makes ✌🏻 at PM from the floor as he’s being choked out. Gn king, MQ’s gonna make you sleep for a while🫡*

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mu qing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf shitpost #incorrect tgcf quotes #feng xin #pei ming #fengqing

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Mu Qing: *Laying on the floor*

Xie Lian: sooo... Feng Xin said he liked you?

Mu Qing: yes

Xie Lian: and.....you asked him.....to marry you?

Mu Qing: yes

Hua Cheng, trying to hold back laughter (and failing): Did he freak out?

Mu Qing: I don't know. I ran away before I scared him away even more.

*Meanwhile at the Ming Guang Palace*

Feng Xin, bursting through the doors: PEI MING GET YOUR ASS UP I'M GETTING FUCKING MARRIED.

#this is part of my FX PM himbo besties agenda #FX would 100% go to PM first to announce it #He'd wait to calm down before talking to XL #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #xie lian #hua cheng #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

[taihua]

feng xin's chronic resting bitch face means that he has to work extra hard at narrowing his eyes to glare at mu qing so that he knows he's more mad at him than at everyone else

mu qing wonders why feng xin is slow blinking at him like a cat showing love and affection

#9:30 pm fengqing shitpost as a treat and a gift

[ivlenyxx]

Sexual Tension

Hua Cheng: I spy with my little eye something that starts with S. Xie Lian: Snake? Shi Qingxuan: Saucepan? Ling Wen: *looks over at Feng Xin and Mu Qing arguing* Sexual tension?

#tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #shi qingxuan #ling wen #tgcf shitpost #fengqing #feng xin #mu qing #heaven official's blessing

[sweepinggeneral]

Feng Xin: How do I ask Mu Qing out? 

Pei Ming: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two~ 

Feng Xin: No.

Pei Ming : Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car~

Feng Xin: Stop. 

Pei Ming : Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream~ 

Feng Xin: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory...

#heavens official blessing #feng xin #tgcf #mu qing #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost #fengqing #mxtx tgcf #pei ming is a wh0re #peiminggivesdatingadvice #pei ming

[strathbox]

Just my beefleaf girls💞🥩🍃

About the dresses:

Omggg this was favorite thing to drawwww, I’m not that good with glossy textures like HeXuan’s dress but I tried, I wanted both of them to have a very bold, very night club, very euphoria type of dress I also tried for them to be very much opposites in styles, now, SQX I loved drawing her dress, pretty angelic if you ask me, with feathers and a soft mint color

About the rest! Just some sketches of them, I would looove to read a fanfiction of them going to a party together, and like picture, they go as friends right? Maybe a reunion with xie lian and hua cheng andddd maybe Shi QingXuan s a bit drunk and just friendly dancing with everyone, and u have poor He Xuan eating while watching all of that untiiil, Qing Xuan notices this and tries to dance with her and she just continues to say how great that dress (she chose) makes He Xuan look, and maybe they kiss omggg now I’ll have to do ,ore drawings for this

(IM BACKKKKK)

#tgcf shitpost #tgcf #tgcf fanart #heaven official's blessing #fengqing #beefleaf #tgcf modern au #tgcf sqx #sqx #tian gian ci fu #he xuan #black water sinking ships #shi qingxuan #beefleaf supremacy #beefleaf gender bend #beefleaf girlfriends #beefleaf fanart #tgcf fanfic #tgcf novel #tgcf art #tgcf meme #sapphic #lesbians #tgcf hualian #hualian #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #tgcf headcanon

[cockroach-the-eternal]

Hua Cheng: What's worse than a broom?

Feng Xin: Mu Qinq!

Xie Lian: NO

#tgcf #tgcf shitpost #mu qing #feng xin #xie lian #hua cheng #fengqing #they're gay your honor #incorrect tgcf quotes #broom