#fowl rambling

[honks-n-stonks]

*LOUD WOOD CREAKING SFX*

wanted to experiment with a new way of shading that I think pixel artists do sometimes ???? I am very unfamiliar with pixel art, I just really love the pencil tool in Magma.

Either way, I like drawing busts of this angry exploding fire cat! and also extending his yellow fur down to the rest of his mane, because I can

#hehehe #did I post my other drawing of him here #fowl rambling #who out here huntin they monster #house explosion.mp4 #monster hunter #tesotra #monster Hunter fanart

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

"What made Artemis Fowl a criminal?" *shuffles notes* "Daddy issues"

#i know its because he wants him back but its SO funny. like. its leads with 'artemis is a little bastard criminal boy. why? his fucking DAD' #mb's two am rambling #artemis fowl

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Techno-fairies show up a lot in fiction really

There’s The Many-Colored Land, Artemis Fowl, that one Pratchett and Baxter teamed up on if you squint, kinda, the Stross book where they blew up Yorkshire and one of them hooked up with the vampire, I think there’s an SCP story about them but it’s been a while

Warhammer has them

I suppose, to tie it into my blog’s actual purpose for a moment, there might be a connection with stuff like Shaver’s Dero, Vril, the whole aliens-and-saucers-as-modern-fairy-myth thing, etc. MCL and that one Laundry book were pretty explicit about that, maybe Fowl too I haven’t read those in years

#personal rambles #not paranormal #aliens #fairies #fae #vril #artemis fowl #the laundry files #the many colored land #Warhammer #warhammer 40k #the shaver mystery #scp foundation

[timeisacephalopod]

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#winters ramblings #seriously its SO funny when that happens because every time its like ??? the FUCK kind of thoughts do you have #to ask HOW i resist doing evil shit all the time because i dont fear god because i dont believe in God?? #what kind of fucked up person do you haveto be to only resist killing people because of fear of a higher power?? #these are people to avoid because typically they also come with the issue of using their religion to make any action they want #perfectly Good and Moral because GOD said it its in the BIBLE whether thats true or not and like bible or no #if you have no intrinsic sense of morality i dont want to hear about atheist morality from you lmao #not that athiests lack issues i swear to god white dudes who evangelize atheism like its their new religion #have WILDLY missed the point and often suffer the same problem as the aforementioned Christians #wherein the onky thing thats ever given them any kind of pushback is the church so they decide RELIGION is horrible and bad as a whole #which isnt true religion can be a perfectly lovely amazing thing for people but that brand of atheist #doesnt seem to understand that people turned away from the church because of wide spread abuse and discrimination not because #believing in god makes you literally mentally ill like some of these fuckos act like. abelist AND shite to religious folks in one fowl swoop #so you know atheists have problems too but like they arent making laws in their beliefs images across the world so you know #temper the criticism with how influential the group actually is although richard dawkins types DID get a lot of space to spew their idiocy #like dawkims if you think youre SOOOO much smarter than christians how come you have ALL the same misogyny problems?? #youre not that smart and logical if youve decided a whole kind of person is inherently less than you buddy. in fact thats very Christian #of him actually. funny when that happens but again if you dont actually know WHY something is a problem #its very easy to say Thats Bad and then literally do the exact same thing you just condemned because when YOU do it its no longer bad #because its got YOUR flavor of fucked up morality on it now instead of being like hmm maybe Christianity isnt a problem #because it EXISTS but because a lot of people use their religion as a pointed barb to discriminate against huge swaths of people #and often the intolerance becomes a legal issue when Christians and other religious majorities shove through laws based on EXCLUSIVELY their #religions and opinions and that doesnt mean religion should be dismantled it means we ahould tell religious folk who would know what #morality was if it fucked them up the ass to shut up and figure out what morality is outside of rekigion before they start legislating about #it and whatnot. also i wish extreme opinions werent ALL the news focused on exclusively on the political right #can we platform some NORMAL well adjusted christians who are god loving AND not a bunch of wingnuts #who are two steps away from arguing thou shall not kill only applies to people they LIKE because they dont seem to understand #maybe murder is bad when EVERYONE does it not just The Bad People??!?!

[troubled-bog-witch]

I think Holly Short should be allowed to say fuck but no one else in her series can. I think it would make her interactions with Root almost intolerably funny

#magpie rambles #artemis fowl #holly short

[fowlblue]

Y’know in my humble opinion it’s a way more interesting dynamic when Butler and The Fowl Parents are portrayed as friends (as much as they understand friends to be) as opposed to like… enemies.

It keeps Butler from being reduced to a ‘better parental figure’ and also is just… nice I guess. The Fowl/Butler Family is One Big Mess, yes, but the three of them still ultimately share the goal of the Fowl Children (of which Juliet does count thank you very much) surviving and hopefully thriving. They are all so full of love. Why can they not be friends and share in that?

Like… yes Butler blowing up at The Fowl Parents over their parenting is interesting to some (even though it would be… somewhat hypocritical) but is it not more fun to imagine them all trying to go Christmas shopping together? Sitting and having a tea break? Awkwardly trying to talk with other parent and guardians at a school event for Myles and Beckett?

#like again it’s totally fine if some people enjoy a more strained dynamic!! and there ARE reasons their dynamic would be strained in canon!! #but that’s rarely the reason people choose and often it’s treated as a blame thing as opposed to like… three very traumatized people doing #- what they can with what they have for better or worse #artemis fowl #idk. i was rambling about it on Discord yesterday and got to thinking #like if I cannot get you guys to cede to Fowl Senior being Butler’s gym buddy I think there’s at least a good case for Angeline and Butler #- to be friends.

[profoundlyconfusedbeing]

Having Crossover ship brainrot is the worst sometimes. Specifically if said ship just exist in your mind alone (and also in your friends minds who you talk to about them. But there is no content to consume except the one you make yourself.)

This is about Alex Rider/Justus Jonas (primarily at least. This is also about Alex Rider/Peter Shaw, Alex Rider/Bob Andrews and Alex Rider/Justus Jonas/Peter Shaw/Bob Andrews)

With Alex Rider/Artemis Fowl ||, I at least have content to consume, besides the one I make myself. Alexmis my beloved. (Literally the peak of crossover shipping. They are so ingrained in my mind that I can’t think of them not existing in the same universe.)

Listen the huge amount of crossover fics (AR x D3F [and by extension AF]) I have in the works are just not getting finished and instead my list of planned fics is getting longer and longer and longer.

On that note. I need to know if the are people, who would actually be interested in reading them. I mean I am planning on publising them anyway, once I actually finish the original one, but still.

#listen how many Die drei Fragezeichen/The three investigators fans are also Alex Rider fans? I just know about three #who are me + a friend of mine and a random twitter user I once saw had tweeted about both D3F and AR at one point #any D3F fans who are AF fans also would be very cool #just saying #I ramble about things #gonna reblog this onto my D3F and my AR side blog in a minute #Alexmis #alex rider x artemis fowl #Alex Rider/Artemis Fowl #Alex Rider/Justus Jonas #Alex Rider/Peter Shaw #Alex Rider/Bob Andrews #Alex Rider/Justus Jonas/Peter Shaw/Bob Andrews #alex rider #artemis fowl #justus jonas #peter shaw #bob andrews #alex rider tv #cause do you really think I would let Kyra not be there? #my AR side blog title includes Tomlexyra in it for a reason #die drei fragezeichen #the three investigators #d3f #die drei ??? #My stuff D3F x AR Crossover edition

[vampyreblogger]

The Magus - John Fowles || The Maze Runner (2014) || Should've Been Me - Mitski || Saltburn (2023) || Remember - Typhoon || Mosaic of the Cretan Labyrinth from the Villa of the Domitii Ahenobarbi || Should've Been Me - Mitski || Skyrim Labyrinthian (2011) || The Labyrinth - W H Auden || Labyrinth (1986)

a post about mazes and labyrinths

#maze #mazes #labyrinth #the labyrinth #the magus #john fowles #the maze runner #maze runner #mitski #should've been me #saltburn #typhoon #remember #typhoon band #minotaur #theseus and the minotaur #mythology #skyrim #labyrinthian #w h auden #poetry #poems #quotes #lyrics #ozzy rambles

[ai-higurashi]

1. Jack of all trades, master of none

But oftentimes better than master of one.

Meet SHUSH's prodigy instructor, Hope!!

Plus her design sketch from 2020:

#ai's random art #ducktales oc #shush oc #trying something new this inktober/oc-tober #I'm always paralyzed when it comes to rambling about my ocs or posting their stuff bc 'BuT i HaVe To InTrOdUcE tHeM fIrSt-' #so the goal is 15 ink drawings this month #most of them introducing ocs I've had forever but never got around posting #contrary to popular belief I'm actually ahead of my goal! I just wanted to introduce my SHUSH-FOWL poly trio first #I got a growing gang but they were the og that I only recently picked up again #agent 84 #instructor 84 #Hope

[ferretwhomst]

thinking about the partners in crime au again. specifically, how fucking hilarious it is to imagine what scrooge's villain arc does for bradford buzzard.

like... he kickstarted the spear incident in order to traumatize scrooge, isolate him from his family, and stop him from ever adventuring again... and then within a couple years he resurfaces as one of duckburg's biggest villains alongside flintheart glomgold??? most chaotic bastard known to man??? literally the fucking gru meme right there. if i were bradford i would pass away on the spot

#LMFAOOOO he took a fat L in this au #do i think fowl would still try to stop scrooge? maybe #but my brain is too full of the Other Big AU I Wont Shut Up About to do anything with that #ferret rambles #partners in crime au #dt17 #scrooge mcduck #bradford buzzard #charlie don't look

[piscespixiewastaken]

Thinking back on that one ask has made me wonder how many people I’ve jumpscared over the past year or more with this username. Because I had this one before I got into the DSMP and was vocal about my mcyt fandoms.

How many people saw the “wastaken” in their notes, assumed their blog had been found by a Dream stan account, and blocked me like immediately?

How many people thought I was a stan account and had to check only to find Artemis Fowl content and the occasional random tumblr post?

How many people have I bamboozled over the years???

I feel like I’ve pulled off some major prank without knowing it for two years.

Why do I feel like I’m the one who’s been bamboozled???

#just my weird ramblings #seriously though #how many people have i jumpscared??? #artemis fowl #dreamblr mention #i mean i’m still not a stan account #he makes cool videos and sick villains #but he is still just some dude otherwise #mcyt mention

[honks-n-stonks]

left unattended on a magma board and I undertale yellowed all over the place (more like ceroba'd but whatever,,,)

uh. some closeups under the cut!!! Man I forgot how much I love drawing on magma...

the top two ceroba doodles are my favorites I think. I thought it would be silly to combine Ceroba with the Snow-Faced Fox from Monster Hunter Rise! I like MonHun a normal amount okay.

might Monster Hunterify some other characters.... who knows.......

man liking a game called MONSTER HUNTER and a goddamn UNDERTALE fangame (where y'know. You SHOULD NOT kill the monsters) at the same time is genuinely comical

#fowl rambling #house explosion.mp4 #who out here huntin they monster #undertale yellow #ceroba #ceroba uty #uty ceroba #ceroba ketsukane #chujin #chujin uty #uty chujin #chujin ketsukane #clover #clover uty #uty clover #um. what else #no I'm not tagging monster hunter in here aside from my personal tag #speaking of MonHun though. #talked about putting Starlo in the Wroggi armor #with a friend #and he said to put Starlo in the FEMALE Wroggi armor. #haha. #HAHAHAHAHAH #nooo i'm not plotting evil things whaaaat? #anyways sorry for exploding these tags

[wayward-wren]

I have come to the conclusion that Anthony Lockwood is just a (slightly) less autistic Artemis Fowl

#wren rambles #lockwood & co #artemis fowl #maybe its just the black hair and suit #and lack of people skills and sense of superiority and attitude of being the smartest person in the room #tbf both those boys are very neurodivergant #just different settings and ways of expressing themselves .

[jelloia]

ngl the only thing keeping me going while studying a year's worth of math is thinking about how degrading artemis would be to me if i didn't know something as simple as the unit circle

#i will make you proud arty!! #missing when math used to be just numbers #ramblings #artemis fowl

[deva-arts]

Seraphina, a bit of a bird , a bit of a human . Maybe. But, my question. When she eats eggs, is it technically cannibalism?

Long answer: no. Short answer, no.

#vincenttag #nathanieltag #soniasanderstag #amontag #let amon be croccy as a treat #Oc rambles in the tags tag #everyone but nate and sera is sitting on the floor. it's cozier in a pile i guess. they do this a lot. #nate is the only one interested in this all because he's a big nerd when it comes to people's inner workings #literally and metaphorically! dude loves biology and psychology. what a nerd. what a goof. someone staple a 'kick me' sign on his sweater. #vincent just eats raw things sometimes. for no reason. he thinks it's a way to quote 'learn food better' but then he does this sh*t #vince also thinks it's cool and edgy. it is not. no one is okay with this. just eat your meals cooked and stay in your lane vincent #sera hates the bird comparisons because she's heard so much of it. puns. jokes. gags. nicknames. getting birdseed for christmas. #Made an entire presentation only to confuse her friends further on the bird situation #sonia's three moods are “flirty” “happy” and “Ick” #Amon likes to nap in his other form since he doesn't use it and it gets uncomfy after a while. Woken up for this... He barely rests as is : #To answer the age old question #no it is not cannibalism. they are not birds and if they still have traces of bird DNA it is definitely not from chicken or fowl #birds eat other birds all the time too. from eating eggs to eating their own eggs to eating smaller birds- they're like fish in that sense. #Sera used to order chicken a lot when with her former partners to try and dispel the 'but bird though' thoughts before they manifested #It did not work. #vince has a tendency of ripping all of his shirt sleeves and backs off instead of. y'know. getting them tailored. Sonia sobs every time #sera gave nate a similar 'watch' to hers. when activated it becomes a handy dandy lethal weapon! he has to wear it to sleep 'just in case.' #sera strapped it to his wrist saying 'don't worry. it isn't dangerous. to us.' and he hasn't slept the same since. yay vigilante waifu! #ARK_SYSTEMA #Seraphinatag

[troubled-bog-witch]

We're told Artemis Fowl is an 8 book series but its actually a trilogy about a redemption arc followed by a weird amnesia standalone followed by a quartet about time travel. And there's dwarf gas

#artemis fowl #books #magpie rambles