#fuck I'm swerving

[elitehoe]

Not me automatically brewing up delusions about how Swerve and Mox can tie back into Hangman stories

#both of them were obsessed with his pussy so what I'm saying is they cam be obsessed together #hangswervemox + renee and whatever the fuck bcc and the bucks have going on #hangman adam page #jon moxley #swerve strickland #aew #aew lb

[lazuliquetzal]

Saw the tags on ur previous ask, Atreus having to mercy kill his father so obviously kratos does not want revenge on his killer literally pshhhh crying so hard rn

Listen there's this snippet of Lore called The Cycle Of Patricide, and I spent the entire four years between GOW 2018 and Ragnarok EXPECTING Atreus to stab Kratos. Cory Balrog baited me. When I saw that final image on the wall in Jotunheim, I fully interpreted that as Atreus stabbing Kratos and offering his body to Thor. My evidence:

"Is this what it is to be a god? Is this how it always ends? Sons killing their mothers, their fathers?"

We saw Kratos kill Zeus, and more importantly, Atreus saw Kratos kill Zeus.

The repeated motif of violence in parent-child dynamics (Thor and his sons, Thamur and his son, Freya and Baldur, everything with Odin, that side quest with the son who regretted killing his father in Fafnir's Storeroom, pretty sure there's a lot more I'm forgetting)

The enduring question of whether or not fate is inevitable. Is it possible to break the cycle?

Atreus's anger and thirst for blood.

Atreus literally shot Kratos and sent them into Hel.

"So you'd let me kill you?" "If it meant that you would live... yes."

SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S SAD, AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I WROTE THIS. THIS IS LITERALLY NOT MY IDEA--

#god of war #bluestonewings #THIS SHIT WAS FORESHADOWED SO HARD AND THEY DIDN'T DO IT? SMH #atreus is gonna go evil in a later game and stab kratos i'm calling it now #it will break me in two and i don't think he'd actually kill kratos (unless it is a mercy kill situation) #but you can't just fucking foreshadow this and drop it entirely i'm losing my mind #they didn't even do a metaphorical death. #i spent years bracing myself for Maximum Grief and then they swerved #i love ragnarok a lot! but The Plot Thread. Tie it off. Please #asks #lazuli talks #lie by omission gow

[fromkenari]

what I really want to have happen when someone misgenders me

Them: Oh, you're a ___ girl. Me: Not a girl. Them: Sorry, boy? Me: Nope. Them: So what are you? Me: Unicorn, preferably... Them: What? Me: Maybe I don't have a gender, or maybe, I'm not just fucking with you and saying I'm a unicorn, which is as legitimate of an identity as a girl or boy, and you should stop limiting people with a binary checkbox.

#my actual response when someone says this is #fuck you #unless i'm at work #and swerve the subject instead #gender #nonbinary #agender #misgendering #out of credits

[whysamwhy123]

So is no one going to write Swerve/Hangman or... ???

#I can't be expected to write it myself - I'm terrible! #And I can barely write anything right now anyways #Plus it should be trashy and smutty and that's not my forte unfortunately #But come on people it's RIGHT THERE! #Have you not seen the way they look at each other?! #The jealousy from Swerve? This psychotic slasher movie villain #And the warm-hearted cowboy he's envious of #He wants what he has but he also wants him #There's so much potential! #And yet I can't find a damn thing? Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places but come on fr #I mean...I'm not that surprised because...I think we all know why...y'know 🙂🙂🙂 #But still I am disappointed and I NEED #These tags are out of control Jesus Sam you need to learn to shut the fuck up

[hyunebear]

my top 3 rn are: collision, get lit, & hall of fame

#adri.fav #skz's #5-star #fnf and item are two close calls #no honestly this whole album is a no-skip like what they've put out since #i have so many favorite parts in each song that just tickles my brain in a very unique and distinct way #first of all. the TRUMPETS in collision han jisung u are fucking insane i need to kiss his brain and him on the mouth #also ever since the unveil for get lit i have never stopped obsessing w that bass drop i can't wait to own big ass speakers #so i can get mad w that track #hyunjin's SWERVE SWERVE part i HATE him #hall of fame. what more can i say the chorus sold me immediately #but the entire concept of it is just so genius and the fact that it's the intro?????? we love her i love her #so many lines and parts in that song are my favorite bc why is felix singing “Shaking the industry Quaking reality” #is the exact representation of what they've been doing now. #now we're gonna talk abt s-class. jisung's verse. the dance break. i have more. i needed a few days to recover from that and #it's actually the perfect tt for this cb #item. it's a song where no other group can recreate or do. period. #THE BINSUNG PART?????????? pussy part thank u i lost my shit entirely #superbowl. no i'm not gonna talk abt this song. NEXT #topline has met and exceeded all my expectations it's incredible. they way they talked abt multiple kinds of lines and #incorporating it into the song????????? god their lyricism is always on point #i had to like go back to see where was tiger jk in that song bc the transition from him to jisung was so smooth they sounded like one perso #dlc. changbin i love u #this song makes me wanna just be gay and do crimes. literally #fnf i love her so much she's a blessing #reading the lyrics to this was so bittersweet and like i watched the intro and having multiple interpretations to it #makes it even more heartbreaking #the bit towards the end w minho singing is sososososo beautiful #youtiful. my skz.................... she's such a pretty and healing song and so straightforward and sincere #nah it's no big deal i definitely did not cry over her like a baby

[whoslaurapalmer]

twice this month we've been in the car when some other car decides they either do not see my mom's car or do not have to obey proper driving rules and almost run right into us and. I love car rides. I love being in the car. I love riding around and looking at stuff. but every time we get into the car now I am so uncomfortable and tense and very scared and it is not cool

#my body will not unclench. wahoo #it's not like the first time this has ever happened but that one two weeks ago was like. wayyyyyyyy too fucking close. #I MEAN I DON'T THINK WE WOULD'VE. UH. BEEN INJURED. CAR WOULD'VE BEEN SMACKED INTO THOUGH. CAUSE THAT GUY DIDN'T YIELD AT A MERGER #and then today this car in the other lane kept swerving back and forth #which was. why would you do that. very scary bc you dont know where they're going next. #JUST KEEPS HAPPENING KINDA FREQUENTLY LATELY AND I DON'T LIKE IT #and like. my instinct in these situations is GASP AND FREEZE i have no reaction instinct but also I'm in the passenger seat. #but that's. a reason i will not drive like idk if i will acquire that reaction ability to not just Freeze #and try to make myself as small as possible. #and then i feel guilty that i don't drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that my mom has to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel really bad!!!!!!!!! #and I'm like. scrutinizing every single car that drives by like ARE YOU GONNA BE DUMB. ARE YOU GONNA TRY AND HIT US. #AND I CANNOT STOP BEING TENSE. #YEAH YEAH I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[makiitoh]

please who has the swerve strickland hot girl charli xcx video i need it

#i dont remember who made it but im still thinking about it #i'm a bitch girl fast girl catch me if you can girl you a swerve girl who the fuck are you girl? #.

[yuta-is-a-little-shithead]

FUCKING MISCHIEF I'M DYING

#swerve strickland #aew #aew what the fuck i'm laughing my ass off

[lydiaas]

if you had to choose 3 specific scenes/plot lines/tropes/etc that would be guaranteed to happen in season 4 for Jiara, what would you say?

Oh god, I can't say I would guarantee anything at this point! I'm already pretty bad at predicting this show and without any bts to gauge where the story might be heading it's hard to even make an educated guess. We have such a clean slate after S3, it could really go in any direction. To just throw some stuff out there:

Knowing what we know about the cut scenes in the finale I'd say Luke is returning and will probably cause some level of drama for jiara because it will destabalize JJ. Whether that's in the form of JJ trying to help his dad and that driving a wedge between jiara or Luke just being the asshole he is and throwing verbal grenades into JJ's life so he doubts himself again I'm not sure (probably a bit of both).

I see them starting the season in a real adult relationship where they are both independent from their parents and have carved out a life for themselves. They are stable and happy. I'm not convinced they'll be living together but I'm manifesting it (and also it would make the most sense? Maybe JJ lives on his boat and Kie with jarah but I need more info on this charter boat ✍️).

One of them will be in danger at some point (this feels like a given), cue freak out from the other + emotional talk (nothing to lose call back PLEASE I'M BEGGING). I could see something like this being the thing that brings them back together after some mid-season turmoil.

I have 50/50 odds on them already having done the surf trip.

Not exclusive to jiara but I think they will be dealing with what it means to now be hometown heroes and suddenly having all this positive attention from people who couldn't care less about them before El Dorado. I think JJ will struggle with that the most.

I don't think they will introduce any other love interest for jiara, the drama will be isolated to their own baggage.

I think the show will follow the jarah blueprint again with all the romantic relationships which means we'll get a happy beginning, unstable middle, reunited by the end. Which I'm fine with as long as what happens in the middle feels true to the characters.

I know you said 3 but this is what my scattered brain spat out. Drop me your predictions though because I need something to chew on until filming starts.

#there are so many things that people predicted for S3 #and I thought 'no that won't happen' #and then it did #and now i'm just 🧍‍♀️ #ya girl has no fucking clue #just hopes and dreams lmao #these writers always swerve my expectations lmao in good and bad ways #the only thing I'm moderately sure about is luke and that's because we know the filmed stuff #but maybe they cut it because they don't actually want to go there anymore so..... #asks #jj x kie #jiara #obx

[paradoxesofgalaxies]

Always a good sign when the salt truck struggles to get up your road 🫠

#ahaha husband works until midnight 🙃 #I'm just trying to reassure myself that he's an excellent driver and i have been in the car countless times when he has averted a crash by #by knowing how to handle swerving #and there won't be many people on the road ar that point #and I can't even enjoy the peace of the snow bc the neighbors turned the fucking xmas music on early tonight #galactic gab #vent tw

[elitehoe]

THE WAY TONY COULD'VE HAD SWERVE OR JAY ADVANCING FOR A FRESH NEW MATCHUP AND FEUD BUT DECIDED TO GIVE US EDDIE MOX SHIT WE'VE SEEN ON PPV MULTIPLE TIMES

#tk is really giving me the full g1 experience and i am so sick about it #if eddie loses I'm going fucking mental #swerve strickland #jay white #aew #aew lb

[killbaned]

also just wish i was still an active alcoholic instead of a passive one bc i was a lot less bothered by things when i was slamming 4-5 750ml bottles of whiskey a week bc i was mostly fucking black out drunk and/or unconscious and you can’t be upset about things if you don’t remember it or you’re fucking passed out

#i call it passive alcoholism btw bc not drinking does not mean i'm not an alcoholic #i don't buy anything harder than those gas station boxed wines (and haven't even gotten those bc meds not mixing w booze) bc like #i know if i get hard liquor i'm not stopping until IT stops me bc I Am An Alcoholic #and personally i think if more addicts/the treatment of addiction posed things that way the recovery wouldn't be as hard #like. you're not not an addict anymore just bc you stopped using babe #you're still an addict bc those urges are still going to be there and the lack of control if you give into the urges is still there #and that's okay!!!!! the urges are part of the disease and you're not failing because they're not going away #i really swerved in a different direction huh i need to get up and go fucking shower so i can eat

[genderfluid-druid]

trying out fb dating because why not. apparently the only thing i know how to talk about that isn't a hyperspecific fandom is like.... dad stuff. "leaves are starting to fall, gonna have to rake soon!" "nice day for a walk to the park!" local man in search of another local man to talk shop with. let me tell you about p traps. No that's not a euphemism it's actually the pipe under your sink that forms a water seal to prevent odors from hgfdgghhhfg --

#help #there was a plumber here the other day who 1 - complimented me on how good a job I'd done replacing the p trap #and 2 - showed me a photo of someone who had done a Bad job replacing their p trap #now you may ask how does one fuck up something that's essentially just plug and play #WELL #the whole point of a p trap is to put a little horizonal bend in the pipe where water can collect #the photo i was shown? no bend. they had installed it vertically. it was just a tube with a swerve #I WAS SO PROUD THAT I COULD SEE THE PROBLEM AFTER ONLY A SECOND'S GLANCE #LET ME TELL YOU I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE OF AN EMBODIMENT OF WOW I'M GONNA GET A GOOD GRADE IN-- #drake on dating apps

[whysamwhy123]

*surveys the landscape of Revolution and sighs deeply*

#aew lb #OC's gonna lose to the unfunny neckbrace meme guy #Because they have to try and make him feel like a threat again after spending months treating him like a complete joke #And to give Glassman Adam Cole and his merry band of midcarders something to do while MJF recovers #DG's gonna lose to - and probably join - Christian and his stupid faction #And the blackhole of awful booking that is the TNT championship picture will claim another victim #And because GOD FORBID Christian or Edge put over any young talent. Why that would be ridiculous! That's not what wrestling is about! #And perhaps worst of all #Swerve is gonna lose the world championship match #Confirming my suspicions that the only reason they reignited the Swerve/Hangman feud so soon after it ended #Was so that they could give Swerve a title match...and have Hangman take the pin #Because despite being the best thing in the entire fucking company by a country mile - AEW simply WILL NOT put a fucking belt on him #I mean why would they? They have a cavalcade of 50-year-old WWE guys and New Japan cast-offs they'd rather push instead 🙂🙂🙂 #So all he's gonna do is meander around the title picture without ever getting a singles championship run of his own #And this all SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS #Just UGGGGGGGGGH #Bad booking. Booking bad. #I would fucking looooooove to be proven wrong on all counts here #Or at the very least I hope I'm wrong about Swerve #Because if not...I might just be done with AEW entirely #Not even Mercedes showing up will keep me invested because why should I have any faith that they won't book her like shit too? #When all I have is evidence to the contrary? #Obligatory 'this is just my opinion and it's cool if you feel differently about any or all of this' #But...I cannot understand how y'all are enjoying AEW anymore. It's been TRASH for soooo long now this shit is DIRE. #And my patience has been thoroughly worn through

[moriphile]

I'm gonna throw up she doesn't believe me.

This is so much worse than what I imagined.

#I'm not sure I've felt this suicidal in a really long time #and I don't have the balls to tell my therapist that she's wrong #welp. time to head to the store and hope I don't swerve off the fucking road 👍 #m.venting

[daisychain-unchained]

if I had a nickel for every time my dad hit a mailbox, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

#this is the last fucking thing we needed #I swear my family is cursed like the Kennedy's but way less successful and cool #I hear a knock and see a police car in the driveway #I'm thinking there's something going on in the neighborhood #then I find out my dad has hit a mailbox driving home and didn't stop #someone behind him got the tag and called it in #he did this same shit when I was like 8 #I feel like I have to start driving miss daisy everyone in this house now #now the car is all scratched up and missing a side mirror #didn't wanna dogpile the lecture onto him so I'm venting here but goddamn #the universe throws the weirdest shit at us #rambling on #this is why I don't even like riding with him anymore bc of how much he swerves it makes me so damn anxious #why would you behave like this on Paul Newman's birthday of all days #embarrassing