#fuck you ned

[edwardteachonthebeach]

i will never forgive ned low for interrupting calypso’s birthday party right at the point where ed & stede were about to dance togetherrrrrrrrrr

#ofmd s2 #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #stede bonnet #edward teach #😡😡😡😡😡😡 #fuck you ned #your ruined it #ofmd s2 spoilers

[inkstaineddaughter]

I really have enjoyed watching N*d be rightfully vilified during this whole thing.

#try guys #ned fulmer #eugene lee yang #fuck you ned

[bug2003]

No yeah I will be reading every post about Ned I can find despite never being interested in Try Guys content thanks for asking

#try guys #ned fulmer #fuck you ned #also stop bringing John Mulaney into this weirdos

[rootbeergoddess]

I know no one cares but fuck it. I love the Try Guys so I want to talk about why the drama is so intense.

So the Try Guys came from Buzzfeed. They were arguably one of the most popular group of creators from there. So they left and started their own channel. They’ve done extremely well. They have published a book, gone on tour and they’re supposed to have a television show on the Food Network.

Now Ned Fulmer, the guy who got caught cheating, was known for one thing: he loved his wife. He talked about his wife constantly. Ariel was the light of his life. They’ve been married for a while and they also have two kids. Ned seemed to be a good guy who adored his wife and loved his kids.

So apparently, Ned started a relationship with Alex. Alex worked for the Try Guys and she even had her own show on the channel called the Food Babies with YB. Oh and did I mention that Alex was in a relationship too?

With Will. Who also worked for the Try Guys.

From what I can gather, someone sent photos of Ned and Alex kissing at a Harry Styles concert. Will was the one who exposed them. What makes matters even worse is that Will had already told Ned to leave Alex alone.

Like the reason Ned’s cheating seems worse than say Adam Levine’s is because he made his entire career about being a loving, doting husband and he cheated on his wife with a co-worker! Someone both he and his wife has worked with.

This whole thing is just complete and total maddness.

#The Try Guys #Ned Fulmer #Fuck you Ned

[rbr-seb]

I used to like ned! 🥲

#fuck you ned #you used to be my fav #after Eugene ofc #good bye #how could you #i mean ARIEL #is the PRETTIEST MOST BEAUTIFUL THE BEST

[emmettspeakz]

I've never heard Zach or Eugene's voice crack before and I never wanna hear it ever again

#THEY'RE SO UPSET #i wish i could give them hugs through the screen #except eugene doesn't like hugs so maybe i could pat him on the shoulder??? #try guys #try guys drama #fuck you ned fulmer #ned fulmer

[thisisnottherealryannross]

I just watched the video the try guys released about ned and while Zachs very outward sadness and Keith's clear disappointment hurts, Eugene's sadness that he is masking as anger kills me. he may look absolutely furious but you can hear in his voice, especially towards the end, just how upset he is.

#its kills me because i mask my sadness with anger but it always comes out in my voice #and as a child of divorce you can only imagine how upset he is for those boys #just fuck ned for all the pain hes causing his family #and hes friends and coworkers #try guys #ned fulmer #eugene lee yang #keith habersberger #zach kornfeld

[daenystheedreamer]

can i b real with you guys. i think the eldest daughter thing has lost all meaning..... many of these guys are simply eldest sons. eldest daughter syndrome needs an inherent lack of trust and respect despite all responsibility placed on them. entitlement is very much eldest son behaviour. aegon is not eldest daughter that man is an eldest son for sure. kendall roy.... ill not speak on that man. i know a piranha pond when i see it. but know he is part of this post.

#yinnie #im sorry i have to speak my truth. stannis baratheon i will allow it for him tho. he does have eldest daughter syndrome #id listen to an argument for ned too. #robb is eldest son are you kidding me thats his whole plot!!! being his father's heir and fucking it up BY BEING HIS FATHER'S HEIR!!!

[flying-ham]

obv wouldn’t happen bc then there’d be no book but it would have been so funny if ned rlly did just grab the girls and fuck off back to winterfell after his big fight w bobby b. the entire realm still ends up at war with each other somehow and the starks are just chilling up north, ned and cat singlehandedly repopulating the bloodline by popping out yet another kid. iconic.

#Ned and cat BOTH thinking damn we could have another kid……….. #yall you have five already pls stop fucking like rabbits and take care of rickon #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #a game of thrones #agot #ned stark #eddard stark #catelyn stark #sansa stark #arya stark #valyrianscrolls #nedcat

[fandom-trash-goblin]

IN DEFENSE OF CATELYN STARK

Ayama and the Thorn Wood, The Language of Thorns, Leigh Bardugo// Venetian Ladies Listening to the Serenade, 1909 by Frank Cadogan Cowper // A Game of Thrones, Chapter 31, Tyrion IV.

lyanna stark || elia martell || sansa stark || arya stark || alicent hightower || jaehaera targaryen || cersei lannister || myrcella baratheon || joanna lannister || aemma arryn || catelyn stark || sansa stark (2) || margaery tyrell || rhaena targaryen, daughter of aenys i

for @tell-them-the-north-remembers, for this post (analysing ned loves my hair. gosh it took some time to find but i rembered that i had it in my drafts. for when i'd do catelyn. hope you like it)

#chose the image because you know/ devastated by ned loves my hair. crying sobbing. dying #catelyn stark #tried my best to colour the quotes the same colour as the designs on the grey-blue dress. didn't work out- blame word for it #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #web weave #webweaving #webweave #webweaves: asoiaf #game of thrones #got #catelyn tully #also fuck tyrion my girl is smart okay. #do you guys think about how until edmure's birth catelyn might have been given a heir's education. because i do

[seaworthee]

ned and cat dealing with the lannisters

#cause id be gagging. tbh. #asoiaf #fanart #my art #house stark #house lannister #cersei lannister #ned stark #eddard stark #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #a game of thrones #a clash of kings #valyrianscrolls #got 2 b honest on my dear tumblr blog. i cant hate cersei #not after she wandered onto the scene with that black eye.. poor woman #like yes shes the wirst but she’s been manipulated/abused by men from the moment she entered the world! #fuck you bobby rot in hell

[la-pheacienne]

People that still blame Ned for telling Cersei of his plans are the same people that say they wouldn't have turned if they were Orpheus, and the common denominator between these two categories of people is how fucking BORING they are. Imagine trying to analyze Oedipus Rex through the prism of how stupid Oedipus was. STOP for the love of god

#you are the annoying Toby in the fandom #nobody fucking cares if it was ''''''''stupid''''''' guys #me going through reddit again #also this does not apply solely on Ned there are PLENTY of characters in universe that dudebros LOVE to write off as ''''stupid'''' #when it's just characters acting like real human beings basically #this approach makes me F E R A L #eddard stark #orpheus x eurydice #aspa rambles #rant #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls

[imjustapoorwayfaringgeek]

GUYS GUYS GUYS PART 2

PLEASE ZOOM IN IT LOOKS BETTER WHEN YOU ZOOM IN

#FUCKING FINALLY IT TOOK SO LONG #asoiaf #fan art #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf fanart #asoiaf art #selwyn tarth #edric dayne #ned dayne #ellaria sand #asha greyjoy #I TOLD YOU SELWYN IS A FANCY GUY #HE WEARS A LOT OF GEMS #don't ask me when that scar happened idk #i hc he's a sailor so maybe while sailing #dorne eyeshadow>>>> #ironborn eyeshasow>>>> #i gave ned dayne dimples uwu #selwyn looks like nasrettin hoca #my art.

[lycorim]

I will not rest until more The North With Funny Hats content

#hats are fucking slept on in this fandom. disgraceful. #you know catelyn absolutely bundles up her babies before they step foot outside. four layers /minimum/ on a warm day. #ned does the same for Jon so he doesn't feel left out #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #sansa stark #jon snow #bran stark #game of thrones #my art #fan art #ngl i just wanted to draw some hats I saw on pinterest

[sunnybearvampire]

i am not normal about the calypso episode i will never be normal about the calypso episode. something something queer joy and love and found family and you can't ruin that or take it away. finding yourself and expressing yourself fully for the first time and finding a group of people that will not mock you but encourage you with every last breath left in their lungs. seeing all of those unique and amazing people gathered to see you perform. fully for perhaps the first time realising that there was never something wrong with you, something was wrong with the world for not accepting you as you are, worthy and deserving of love. you are the unicorn. i am mentally unwell i shall never recover.

#this is so clear to me ned tried to fuck with them and immediately got iced #and stede's first real kill of the series being a racist asshole who interrupted something that was such a joyful and queer and amazing- #celebration is so so special to me #yes you tortured my crew but most importantly you fucked calypso's birthday #this amazing space of acceptance and revelry #and we've been threatened by your kind before #and we've been scared for our lives any time we were forced to enter one of your spaces well guess what #this was our space you entered and our boundary you violated and the punishment is death #there is no place for one of you here #we will not let you take away what we so painstakingly carved out for ourselves #izzy hands #stede bonnet #our flag means death #ofmd

[everyscreentoobeseen]

Hold on, why do yall think Stede's choice to kill Ned was a WHIM?????

First of all, this isnt the first time Stede got someone killed. Chuancy was an accident, but he did use the stun move. All of ep 2 s1 was about Stede learning how to deal with it. He still feels bad but as he told the natives. He dosen't feel bad that Chauncey is dead. His crew was under threat. So he stopped Badminton from hurting them. His bad feelings came from somewhere else.

Nighel Badminton got himself killed but it did make Stede run back home and face his problems. When he does go back home he tells the other rich guys.

"I've seen death. Been the cause of it. It changes you."

He already knows what it's like be a killer!

But everytime it wasn't his choice. The Badmintons were accidents. He never got to actually choose to be a killer.

That's why when Ned Low invaded his "safe space ship", captured his crew (family) and tortured not only them but also The Love of his Life, Making it into a fucked up PERFORMANCE! All his life bullies found fun in torturing him. Why would this guy be any different.

Hell yeah he was ready to kill him.

Of course, this time he gets to choose. This is not him using a stun move. He is now the conducter of Ned's death and he'll be damned if it's not done His Way.

He's not gonna stab him. It's not gonna be messy. It's not gonna be fast like a gunshot or a stab through the head.

He is going to make Ned SUFFER. Force him to walk the plank. Throw his precious violin in his face and let him drown. It's clean. It's poetic. It's outsourcing the big job to nature. Just like killing spiders.

But Ned continues to demean him. "You know once you kill me your a real pirate. Your not an amateur anymore." Even after everything Stede has been through. Not matter how much he's grown, the world still thinks he's playing at pirating.

The Badmintons dont count.

EVEN ED THINKS SO!

"Once you've killed in cold blood. You cant come back."

Well Chuancy's death was cold blooded wasn't it? Stede snuck him from behind. The boat fire that he caused isn't enough either. When Ed burns a boat, it's murder. But when Stede does it it's "quirky". Stede ALREADY considered himself a killer but NO ONE ELSE DOES. (not even the fandom apparently.)

Yes, he wanted to prove himself. But I don't think that was the thought process until Ned brought it up.

Stede did not hesitate on Ned's death until the others made him question himself. He was completely set on making sure Ned wasn't a threat to his ship. He was so sure of making him walk the plank. It was PLANNED from the moment he put the plank down and the other boat left. What's one more death? But then everyone was treating him like a innocent child?? Like he's doing something unlike him?

He HAD TO PROVE to everyone in that moment that he could kill Ned because no one RECOGNIZED that he was ALREADY a killer.

Him killing Ned became a point to make once he realized there was even a point to be made.

The only reason that he felt even a little bad about it was because Ed asked him not to. He felt like he let Ed down. That maybe Edward like Stede Bonnet, Landed Gentry Pretending to Be A Pirate more than Stede Bonnet, Real Pirate. Because he realized how much he's changed. No more Gentleman, now he's just a Pirate.

That's why he Sped Things Up with Ed. He wanted Ed to prove that he could handle not so innocent Stede FUCKING Bonnet. That he wouldn't leave Stede after seeing this new side of him. He gets consent and then goes on to have the man of his dreams after saving him. How romantic male lead of him.

Of course the NEXT FUCKING DAY HE GETS TOLD IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!! THAT HE'S NOT READY FOR "WHATEVER THIS IS".

How on earth was Stede not supposed to take this as "I dont like the you that isn't soft, isn't insecure, isnt in need of protection." That Ed is leaving to become a fisherman because he cant stand Stede being the messy one for once in his life.

Maybe it was trauma. Maybe it was a show of toxic masculinity. But dont pretend like Stede did it on a WHIM.

#ofmd #blackbeard #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edward teach #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #ned low #chauncey badminton #nigel badminton #the takes I've been seeing are.... SO BAD #pls tell me you don't think stede wasn't actively choosing to kill a man that attacked him first #i need to read/write fanfics about this #ofmd meta #man on fire #calypso's birthday