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spectacledraws · 2 years

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GERSON’S (LAST..?) CLASS 20XX

#deltarune #gerson #asriel #dess holiday #all of them kids #hopefully this isn’t wildly implausible timeline wise idk #what legendary shenanigans did these guys get up to. well we know some of it I guess #edit if I could do this again I would give nice cream bunny big glasses or something cuz it would be cute #ALSO maybe add terry as a final classmate (in ut he’s jerry and I think in dr he’s terry? I’m pretty sure)

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rebornrosess · 1 year

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no but i need to know how hugh “phillip the baker dilf” grant pulled benoit “the greatest detective in the world” blanc??? personally i think it would be very funny if said greatest detective in the world was completely oblivious to hugh grant’s flirting until said baker dilf, in true romcom fashion, literally wrote his phone number with frosting on a donut for him or something.

#creds to my gf for coming up with this coffee shop au esque origin story because i need it right now #like phillip KNOWS benoit’s love for donuts and has his order memorized but pretends he doesn’t #until one day benoit happens to order something different and phillip gives him his usual order and benoit’s like hmmm something is afoot #but literally still doesn’t get that he’s flirting #anyways sorry it just means a lot to me that the main character of one of my fave movies ever is lgbt like me!!!#if anyone sees this PLS rb with any hcs u have i would love to read them #benoit blanc #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #knives out #hugh grant #netflix #maya.txt

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castrotophic · 3 months

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house and wilson i want to see them fight to the death... put them in a saw trap who kills who first...... i want them to experience psychological and physical torture at the hands of each other..... bc i think its really funny btw

#hilson #house md #greg house #james wilson #wilson #house #my most toxic guys #i swear usually im soooo nice to my characters i want to see them like. have babies and live happily ever after #something about house and wilson makes me want them to feel pain #cuddling?? no no they wouldnt. give me fanfiction where one of them poisons the other and they kiss about it before house goes to jail again #literally i want them in the hunger games #trap them in a cave with no food whos going donner party first #i want to do experiments and watch them react #i am a kid holding a magnifying glass on the anthill #ive never felt this way before #hatecrimes md brings out my dark side #hatecrimes md

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fandom-trash-goblin · 2 months

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Alicent Hightower, Queen to King Viserys I Targaryen

for @boundlessfantasy (my only hotd moot currently, hi ma'am i survived geography! hope you like this one it's based on your blog background)

credits: icons of alicent hightower: pinterest user linberlyy, random images: pinterest, quote in first three rows: me, and last quote: tumblr user ojibwa

#god i love emily carey she broke my heart being alicent hightower #idk how people can look at her and say oh look she manipulated viserys #viserys was the adult in the situation. some of y'all are so deluded in that glorifying targs like viserys and daemon mood #idkidc baby alicent was a saint and a martyr and nobody gets to act as if she deserves it #also symbolism. dull red something something never fitting in with “pureblooded” targs #queen to king viserys: little to no agency for herself she is literally just a childbride broodmare no need for sugarcoating #baby alicent my love my sweetheart i want to wrap you in three blankets and give you a warm glass of tea. and then i want to #give you some glass bowls and tell you shatter them pretending they're viserys #it aint fixing much but atleast we know where to begin #anyways #alicent hightower #alicent my beloved #hotd #hotd aesthetic #hotd moodboard #*mine: aesthetics #pinterest #emily carey

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tswwwit · 7 months

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i’m sooo curious on bill meeting dipper’s parents. i think i remember you mentioning at one point they kinda sucked and treated dip especially bad. i’m sure that’s caused a lot of his long term mental health/self esteem issues and i can’t help but think his husband wouldn’t be too thrilled about that. also they don’t even know he’s married so that’s a whole other thing lol

In the Familiar AU, Dipper's parents shipped him and Mabel off to Grunkle Stan back when they were twelve, actually!

This was initially excused as the twins 'needing to get used to having magic'. Which makes sense! Magical puberty is a heck of a thing, and getting some training's useful to cut down on random magic surges.

But by the end of the summer, they hadn't made any plans for picking the kids up. This when Stan twigged to the real situation.

And by the end of that year, Dipper knew his 'paranoid' assumption was absolutely correct.

So the twins grew up in Gravity Falls, with only very occasional visits back 'home'. Contact's been sporadic, and Mabel's been the one who's clung more to their parent's attention. Dipper hasn't spoken to them unless forced to in years.

So yeah! Bill's not exactly thrilled with the parents - but lucky for them, they haven't met him yet! And they definitely don't know about the marriage. Much less anything else.

#answers #In summary: The twins' parents found out their kids were magical and decided they Just Couldn't Deal with that #They're not magical themselves and giving your kids some Magic Training is a good idea #But at some point you need to actually *take them back*#Which they just. Didn't #Dipper abso-friggin-lutely has a whole mess of issues from that #Abandonment's a big one. Being worth something and good at something? Yep that's an issue right there #Not the least of which is that Mabel as a more Talented and Powerful magic user got more attention when they were still there #Then continued to get more attention via phone call when they weren't #Mabel's got some REALLY rose-colored glasses on about the situation #Dipper sees it for the 'well my kids are freaks but at least one of them is a Cool Freak' it is #That's a fact he's been stewing on for *ages*. A fact bomb that he could theoretically drop on his sister but never did #Needless to say he got the brunt of the Issues™ but Mabel's got her own in turn #I'm also betting there's more than a dash of homophobia in their parents considering their reaction just to Magic #So the parents aren't going to be very thrilled about either of their partners #In my head I picture the parents wanting a Totally Picturesque Family #And creating the visual of one is easier if you only have Pictures of the kids instead of them being there and being themselves #In summary: Yeah The Parents Suck #I started a fic for this once and I still intend to write one but that's a later type of project #I gotta have the right start for it to flow well

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alvallah · 1 year

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Imagine being rich and paying for bland minimalist textiles and cold sterilized homes when you could be paying folk artists handsomely for handcrafted beauty and color —helping preserve honestly quite priceless artistic traditions and supporting the people who keep these legacies alive— instead.

#you have all the ability to buy pieces of art with vibrant histories and made with the worlds most skilled hands #to own something gorgeous and genuine and guarantee that these art forms survive and the people who provide them are well-cared for #and you’d rather live in a hospital and wear three colors all your life #Persian rugs?#traditional Bengali Jamdani fabrics? old school banarasi’s made by hand?#Guatemalan upholstery?#Romanian embroidered blouses?#Japanese-sourced furniture made with ancient joinery techniques?#Chinese porcelain made the old-fashioned way?#gold finery from east Africa?#Czech glass vases?#Navajo blankets?#Vietnamese embroidered thread ‘paintings’?#COME OOOOONNN #rich people learn how to spend your money or give it to me

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smile-files · 1 month

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natural wavy hair vs rich kid perm

#dandy's doodles #inanimate insanity #ii #ii clover #ii nickel #ii humie #ii gjinka #ii humanized #my most recent nickel gjinka didn't properly convey the rich jewish private school jerk i was trying to convey...#so i ditched the glasses and gave him a perm and 'fancy' sneakers #every rich boy in middle school had this exact haircut. it drove me nuts #don't know why i didn't give it to him from the get-go #and clover's the same as always. i don't even have a stock outfit for her #i just throw on something that she would wear! it's funny #i hope you like them :)

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is-that-sand-in-my-waffles · 2 months

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I was so caught up in the Anakin/Ezra parallels I didn't even consider the Obi-Wan/Kanan parallels...

#brb I have to go chew on glass #kanan jarrus #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ezra bridger #star wars rebels #something something taking on this child as your padawan despite your initial reluctance #you wonder how you can ever hope to live up to your master and give this child the training they deserve the training they need so badly #you see them struggle with the darkness as they push you away and don't confide in you but you dont blame THEM for it #surely this is YOUR failing as their teacher

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puppyeared · 4 months

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i feel shy talking here when i dont have anything worth sharing but i cant help feeling like ive said things in the tags that could be brought up in court

#im joking #i think i just get embarrassed saying smth that most ppl can see out in the open. its like when prey animals are grazing in a pasture #and then they hear a twig snap yk. im like that. but talking in the tags is more comfortable because it just feels more.. hidden?? quiet???#its kind of like how i prefer responding thru asks than DMs.. idk if it has something to do with space or less pressure #i also use these as an excuse to ramble a little abt recent events so. ive worked a little bit on shuffle and prestos backstories ^_^#i was thinking abt giving them a shared past where they knew each other as kids and forgot but i also though hmm.. idk if it would drive th #story i want bc i think itd be better if they bonded over similar experiences instead of the fact that they knew each other before. i get #that reconnecting and reconciling your idea of someone now and then is a good concept but id have to think abt it.. i dont want it to feel #like they owe each other to be friends again just bc they were as kids. ive experienced that a lot and all it did was make me feel guilty #so i think id want to write it as u can be friends with someone who had similar experiences and make u wish you knew each other then #i also know theyd hate each other but idk HOW. i suck at writing conflict so idk if theyd try to make each other eat glass and why #idk if itll ever come up but id also like to see if theres a way i could rationalize why they have animal ears.. normally i say aliens #but ive had an idea for a species and background for that too. although its very abstract and it probably has a lot of holes #smth abt peoples souls attaching themselves to smth they identify with.. although i dont know to what extent like if it can #be called a sona or if it can even be smth mythical like a unicorn or god itself.. its very weird rn #yapping #oc talk

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beedreamscape · 6 days

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(I'm in some stage of dnd grief, I need to put this into words, sorry) (SPOILERS e93)

Ha, remember when we thought Bells Hells and Crown Keepers were going to meet... something tells me they were never going to. And not just because of table capacity alone or even DM juggling.

Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, it's how it had to play out without having a super deep meaning behind, but I don't think she was being cruel for the sake of it. Aabria had an objective and it was to break the party apart. Either in plot or real-life scheduling or public reception, they couldn't continue existing.

There's also a big overlap now with Dariax, Deni$e, and Deanna (I swear, how is this not a bit...) existing in the same universe where we need either DMs and we got Opal.

Sometimes I gotta remember these beats are not accidental, they weren't summoned randomly and these aren't unplanned games. I believe what happens in-game is her doing, she's just given a point A and point B and how she makes it there is her and the players' job to figure out.

And knowing the players she has and the very limited time they were given to tie this up, she couldn't allow dicking around or skirting past the consequences of their choices and they've been pretty big choices.

Like Calamity, there was an ending we needed to reach - Dorian was going back to BH and going back alone - we just happened to trail the most tragic path possible there.

#i cannot lie and say everyone loved the CK. I can't keep any rose colored glasses on and pretend #it was all peachy and we know these games are big investments #and if it isn't giving them back the value invested...#I'M NOT SAYING IT'S THAT REASON ALONE #I think it also opens way for more Exandria Unlimited content bc to move on to something #other than the crown keepers once again while their knots lied untied wouldn't make sense #and since they knew not everyone was going to watch a separate episode of the CK #they had to shoehorn it INTO the campaign #I'm NOT saying this with any happiness in my heart. I LOVE this party so much #and it hurts so bad to see them end this way despite knowing they've been tragic since the day one #But I guess we can't force people to love what we love and this is how it had to end #time to summon Ao3 at ninth level 😭#critical role #cr spoilers #the crown keepers #cr meta #i think it's meta?? idk what it means fr #cr stuff #rambles

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dummerjan · 2 months

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i just came across ai covers on youtube and people are requesting songs in the comments instead of getting enraged and i am further losing hope in humanity and turning to misanthropy

#meins #for a minute i got really excited about henning may singing take me to church :(#i hate people #have you no appreciation for or understanding of art? clearly not.#why would you want to listen to an ai generated song? even if it sounds like your favourite singer it's not them #it has no feelings to meaning to intention. it is empty and soulless #reading the booklet for sinéad o'connor's album of traditional irish and folk songs gave me so much appreciation for her #she wrote a little bit about each song. why she chose it or what it means to her.#it has added so much to my enjoyment of those songs and i think of it whenver i listen to it #they were chosen with intention with love with a deep appreciation for the music and lyrics and there is a story behind it all #it is art and love and human #i see aboslutely no appeal in ai generated 'music' or 'art'#and i hate that i fell for it for a minute #i was sceptical because i had never heard of henning may covering hozier and since it wasn't just 20-60 sec i am certain #i would have heard about it by now #and something was just a little bit... unsatisfying? something was missing which does apply to a lot of cover songs #(i could go on hour long rants about why people fuck up danny boy (and sinéad o'connor does it best (because she actually takes her time)#or trash madonna's version of don't cry for me argentina (again a song ruined for by everybody else but sinéad - once she has sung somethin #i have a hard time enjoying it by anybody else. the parting glass is an exception. hozier's version is phenomenal))#but! henning may not giving it his all for a cover? unlikely. very unlikely.#anyway this concludes my tuesday night rant. rather here in the tags than some poor person's inbox.#or i would have kept fuming by myself for another hour or two

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miabrown007 · 2 months

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going crazy about kaz brekker hours

#HE'S JUST *screams into a pillow*#Inej wants him to be better she NEEDS him to be better and shed his armour and be emotionall vulnerable and honest to her #and every time he tries it life delivers a right hook into his solar plexus and knocks him to hell and back #and time and time again he is made to come to the incorrect conclusion that being vulnerable and soft and caring about anyone ever #is a mistake and a weakness that he isn't allowed that he doesn't deserve #and his only way of getting what he wants and keeping the people he loves safe is if he becomes something that can't love them #like life just continues to punish him for having any kind of feelings #and he can only love them if he kills the part of himself that loves them. like COME ON MAN #i'm literally unwell about this kid (KID HE'S FUCKING 17 LET HIM LIVE)#someone sedate me (well actually don't i need to start reading CK tonight)#Kaz I Am Ruin And Ruination Brekker #and it's so tragic because he has come such a long way during SoC and when Inej asks him to be hers you know he can't do it. he would like #to but he's unable of it like his walls are still built up so high.#and it's fair of her to ask because she needs that and keeping her always at arms length is not viable of Kaz but also that's all he can #currently give her. that's his all and it's not enough and my heart is breaking for them ohmygod #they make me think so much of felonies love square I'LL EAT GLASS #okay. anyway. finished six of crows. i'm normal about them.#mia's reading

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theloveinc · 1 year

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why is this bakugo and do you think he does it to his lil daughters too till they grow up and have their own valentines

😭😭😭i know i'm just repeat everything here but !!!

Every year waking up to a big bouquet of flowers and chocolates and presents in the kitchen that bakugo claims were all left for you at the door by "that damn stupid secret admirer of yours."

He even goes so far as to put on his glasses to make fun of the sweet words written in the card (typed bc he'd get too sentimental writing it all out AND it'd be obvious who it was), calling it all "sappy nonsense you shouldn't take seriously..." LIKE IT WASN'T HIM CALLING U PRETTY AND LOVELY AND THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IF ONLY YOU'D JUST "NOTICE" THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU ... wahhh :((

And ofc he does it for your daughters (and probs even sons, too)! they end up catching on after a couple of years, esp the younger ones... but those first few years in school with your oldest: the student counsel is walking into her class with a damn near parade of stuff he "didn't" drop off for her. stuffies and roses and a piping hot lunch and a card W/ MONEY IN IT.

she comes home with flower petals stuck to her clothes and he's just going, "ew. tell the fucker to lay the hell off" jadslkfjasd.

lmfaoooooo he's spoils you and your kids so badly and VIOLENTLY REFUSES to admit it even if you all know <3... and even when they do have their own valentines, he's still trying to get 1-2 gifts in. least he always has you...

(I'm also thinking about the way he barely even lets you + your kids say thank you. They try and he's denying it... so the only way they can is to line up and all give him a kiss on the cheek. and then a real kiss from you once they're all in bed...)

thank u for sending me this, moni! i want to get to your cello ask soon☺️

#bakugo #just the image of him sitting in the kitchen with glasses on calling all the gifts terrible like he didn't spend hours thinking abt it #and picking them out #sighhhh #i feel like it would be cute to do to the sons too #at least the lunch and card and gift part #esp if you helped!!#my mom always gives me cards on valentines day and i love it #so i want u to do it too LOL #but anyway also the imagery of him laying up in bed and your daughters trying to say thank u and he's not having it !!!#he's finally like "if you want to say something to me just give me a kiss. right here' and he's pointing to his cheek #and ofc u all smother him asdjkfhlkasd and he loves it #even more than seeing u all with the gifts #WAHHHHHHH #caitie things #kitkat boom #gen #kids tw

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itsalwaysforyou · 8 months

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i wish we’d got to see the older vks interact more with the younger kids bc it’s like. how much did they care for them on the isle? did they help them out, betray a moment of weakness so they didn’t have to suffer like they did? did they leave them to fend for themselves just like their parents, perpetuating that cycle of cruelty?

it’s implied that celia knows, and is at least friendly with, the rotten four, as well as uma’s gang. evie is close to dizzy. it’s just such an interesting dynamic, these teenagers who are selfish and rotten and evil, keeping an eye on kids just like how they used to be: vulnerable, helpless, learning how to survive the unforgiving isle streets. both parties as some sort of fractured, distorted mirror.

#like evie giving her purse to those street kids!! and jays little parkour park!! and carlos’ home for lost boys and girls!!!!#like they all care for these kids so much!!!! bc they were once like them!!#gaaahhhh i need to chew on glass i WISHHHHH we had more interactions #i need celia and jay being pickpockets together you don’t understand #like the teen vks are still CHILDREN!!!! they’re still kids!!!! so scarred from their childhoods that aren’t even over yet #and how they’re technically like 1st generation isle kids i guess #and all the younger kids and toddlers and BABIES on the isle and how they’re all like. Their Responsibility #and if the r4 never went over and if the barrier never came down #would the older kids perpetuate these cycles? would their well-disguised sympathy be squashed down into cruelty and abuse?#could they hurt a child knowing too well what it was like to be young and alone and having no one at all?#gah anyway. i shouldn’t think about descendants in the evening it does something to my brain #descendants

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paul-simon-juggling · 11 months

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