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ringosmistress · 23 days

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#this is doing numbers #follow me for more beatles bangers guys #god john was on something back then #john can't possibly hate octopus's garden more than maxwell's silver hammer #poor ringo #what was paul's take on that octopus song #i love it though #loved that scene where george was helping ringo with that song #made me believe in starrison #peace and love everyone #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes

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ohworm-writes · 7 months

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Just thinking about veteran and or retired neighbor Price right now *sighs dreamily while twirling my hair*

Like, okay - imagine having a house next door to Price situated in a small, cozy village up somewhere in Northern England, surrounded by nothing but green, grassy plains and dense forests with a stream that runs through the small village. I see him living somewhere cozy... quiet. Away from the loud, noisy environments that he'd been so used to, finding somewhere calm to settle down.

I see him having a pet. Maybe a lazy dog or a farm cat, something that'll follow him around and take a nap with him after a long day, either laid across his body or beside him. But, at the same time, maybe he'd like a pet that has a bit of energy - you can take a man out of the military, but you can't take the military out of a man. He still has so many traits and habits he's picked up from the military, and if you know anything about older, retired men, it's that they always need something to do and busy themselves with.

RANDOM THOUGHT but I feel like he wouldn't retire unless Laswell grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and forced him out of the military, likely for his own good. If it were up to him, he'd stay in the fight until he died, so I'd think that him getting close to it was what pushed for the decision to be made for him to retire - maybe he was injured to an extent that it wouldn't be smart for him to keep going or something of the like - I could totally see him with an amputation of sorts (like, twinning with Alex lol).

I think he'd like to keep to himself for as much as he could. I don't see him as one of those super friendly, "oh, let me help you with that" type of neighbors unless the situation is right, or, rather, unless he's called upon for help. Like, he's grumpy and stoic, but only until somebody comes to him asking "hey, sorry to bother, but can you help me with something" and he'd soften up - begrudgingly, it seems, but, really, he's happy to offer some assistance. It makes him feel useful.

God, imagine moving in next door to him and struggling to unload your car of all the boxes and things that are haphazardly packed inside of it, and him walking out of his house, seeing the way that you're struggling, and letting out a heavy sigh - just like "welp, suppose I know how I'm spendin' my mornin' now" and coming over to offer his assistance, a little awkward at first, but that quickly melts away as he settles into comfortable conversation with you.

*slamming fist against the table repetitively* BRINGING HIM FOOD OR TREATS AS A MEANS OF THANKING HIM FOR HIS HELP! A little reusable container held between your hands, to your chest, walking over to his place and knocking on the door, outstretching it towards him and being like "thank you - for your help... I wanted to show my appreciation, you know? so, I made you this" and giving the container to him.

AND WHO IS HE TO SAY NO??? (He tries, believe me, but that sweet, eager look on your face, wordlessly begging for him to take it... he can't deny you). AND HIM RETURNING TO YOUR PLACE A FEW DAYS LATER WITH THE CONTAINER IN HAND, BEING ALL GREATFUL AND STUFF. God, someone let him be real, pleaseee.

Becoming comfortable neighbors with him, spending rainy afternoons over at his house, or, in contrast, him at yours, sat on the front porch with a cup of tea or coffee or hot chocolate in hand, gossiping about some of the neighbors that live within the houses along the street, the both of you sharing your own life stories here and there, him divulging about his time in the military without shame.

Okay, I know a lot of people like to think that he wouldn't ever share or talk about it, but I can't see that. It's not like he's ashamed of his time - he's proud of the work he did, if anything, and it's all behind him now, so why should he be shy to share about the things he did? Of course, I don't think he'd go into gruesome detail about it or share about everything he's seen, but he'd totally be like "yeah, I've been all over the world - did a few OPs in X, Y and Z countries, took down terrorists, et cetera" and answer any questions with pride.

Him totally being The Man™ who you can go to if you need help with anything. Need help with a leaky sink? Give him a few minutes and he'll be over with a toolbox. Want to do an oil change on your car but have no clue where to start? Don't worry, he's got an oil pan, jack and a few rags around somewhere, he's sure - he'll be over in a few. Want some simple, good ol' company? He's outside the door already.

He'd be more than happy to give you a tour of the village if you ask, pointing out which neighbors to trust and which to be wary of, telling you about his favorite pub that's posed all the way on the far side of the town, but he promises you that the food, drinks and atmosphere are like nothing else. Walking with you down the stone pathways, footsteps clacking against them, taking in the sights with you and answering every question you may have, or, simply settling into a comfortable silence with you. At peace. Comfortable.

I'm so *laying on my bed on my stomach and kicking my feet slowly in the air behind me* I need him.

#I tried to hold myself back on the world building aspect because only the gods know how crazy I was about to go #I couldn't hold myself back fully but I tried please believe me #Toying with the dog tags I bought that are for him that I bought while I write this *sigh*#I should make this into something #I really should #(Send me asks and requests if you're interested? Maybe? Fuel my thoughts? Please?)#price x reader #john price x reader #captain price x reader #captain john price x reader #call of duty x reader #cod x reader

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javelinbk · 5 months

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The Beatles at the ABC Cinema in Huddersfield, 29th November 1963 - part 2 (part 1, part 3, part 4, part 5) (x)

#god I wish I knew what john and paul were talking about #even though it was probably guitar strings or something equally dull #for some reason paul in that first gif makes me think of ‘we got really good separation you know’ from get back #john lennon #paul mccartney #the beatles #george harrison #ringo starr #john and paul #it was sixty years ago today #november 1963 was just the best month #november 1963 #javelin’s gifs

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fros-art · 1 month

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someone in the s&co patreon discord told me to draw this so uh. who am i to say no (it wasnt a request it was a command). john podcast watson you are down so so bad

#sherlock & co #sherlock holmes #john watson #podlock #johnlock #podjohnlock #god. tagging a post with that. REALLY slaps me back into being thirteen. christ.#my art #fan art #shoutout s&co discord member romie #technically he only told me to draw the kiss but i cant just draw something without PRIOR CONTEXT who do you think i am? a normal artist?

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talentforlying · 6 months

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what's been a shocking realization for constantine about HIMSELF? has he come to terms with this yet?

i think he is continually surprising himself with how self-centric his view of the world actually is. he always wants to help people, but it never really occurs to him that he is not the be-all end-all of providing solutions until someone whacks him over the head with it.

a lot of it comes down to the fact that he's been in survival mode for so long that to him, every problem is an urgent one, large or small: he sees someone in need, he jumps, even if he's already in the middle of helping someone else. he feels like he has to solve things quickly, because the next problem might already be coming down the pipe. but in doing so, he'll inevitably mix crayons from his non-magic and batshit-magic boxes, and it doesn't end well when those two intermingle. he'll step on a bunch of toes, call in a lot of favors, and inevitably piss someone off in his haste to get something solved, and it usually just endangers the people he was trying to help. but he doesn't consider that, because he's in get-it-done mode. magic and batshit weirdness is how he knows how to help the best, so that's what he'll rely on.

so inevitably, things go fuck-up because he was in a hurry when he didn't necessarily have to be, and it always shocks him to realize that it was him trying to help that made things worse. not everyone exists in the same world of magic and mayhem as he does, not everyone lives their lives in 24-hour blocks of not-dead-yet, and he's never really going to come to terms with the concept that most people want to prepare for their futures, not just survive the next hour. they want permanent, long-term solutions, not band-aid fixes, and his methods of helping aren't healthy, or long-lasting.

@shilohgreen

#shilohgreen #me taking thirty years to answer this :')#god i hope this makes sense i was just!! rereading the block of issues when the first of the fallen hunts him down #and it genuinely shocks him when people get furious with him for involving them in dangerous situations for other people's sake #bc his attitude is 'why wouldn't you want to help??? we can do something productive so why not????'#and the answer is always they have families!! they have lives to go back to!! whatever you involve them in won't end when you leave!!#he's always always Always running from one situation to the next so he's always trying to solve them as quickly as he can #and then the consequences inevitably show their heads and he's so bothered by the fact that he can't fix things for good #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.#( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

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carcarrot · 7 months

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i did tell you people i met a they might be giant right.

#I DONT THINK I DIDDDDDD like an insane person i left out one of the most bonkers moments of my california vacation #saying it now makes it seem like im making this up and the following story will seem made up but dude just trust me.#im fucking. ok sunday morning the morning of Thee Concert and i (used to waking up at 4-5 am) have been awake on and off since like 6 am #my friend? asleep.#now i enjoy waking up and falling back asleep for a couple of hours however by like 9:30 im starving i need BREAKFAST #like the very nice friend that i am i dont wake my friend up i let him sleep and leave him a message on my open laptop screen #because the fucking hotel room doesnt have a pad of paper?? so i leave my modern post it note of a message #saying that im going out for croissants and coffee #because im an idiot i severely misjudge how hot it's already gotten in los angeles in july #ive chosen to wear jeans (bad idea) and a long sleeve flowy black shirt (worse idea)#i also dont look my Greatest because my friend had been telling me dont wash ur hair before we curl it for the concert!!!#so this is my hair after flying in and everything the day before (It Needs To Be Washed)#im following google maps to the coffee place as i brave the streets of los angeles on a sunday morning #hollywood boulevard around the chinese theatre is insane btw. insane. but being from new york i am unfazed (well. a little fazed)#i am Sweating. its already gotta be 80 degrees. im also reaching critical hunger levels. but i continue on my journey #google maps leads me down a sidestreet and tells me to turn down some alley and im like well thats not right.#so i turn to go back the way i was headed and find another way to get to the coffee place #as i turn and head back up theres a guy going down this same block heading in my direction #i look at him and im like hey that guy kinda looks like oh my god it actually is him. mr john l of tmbg fame #and so i have a split second decision of like do i sayyyyyy something do i just ignore him while geeking out #somehow i decide to be bold and im just like gdjgmm hi excuse me i recognize you uh do you mind if i could get a photo #he was very nice and suggested we move into the shade and i took the photo trying to turn off google maps before i did #and i was like aa im seeing you in concert 2nite love your music thank u! and we went on our way.#i think i kinda like. stopped for a moment before i went on to the cafe and was like. that just happened??????? insane. but it gets better #i do finally get the coffees n croissants btw and get back to the hotel after melting in the heat #and my friend who likes tmbg better was losing his mind once i finally told him #so the following morning after our spars concert insanity we have breakfast at a diner and then head back to our hotel #and he's wearing a tmbg shirt he got and im in a spars shirt and as we're walking back a car horn honks near us #AND ITS BOTH THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS IN A CAR and they say hi and are like we like your shirts!#and my friend and i are like losing it but trying to be cool and like oh thabk you we loved your show hi! so theres my insane story

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bloomingonionbitch · 11 days

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(I never watched Sex and the City when it was on, but I'm well into Season 2 and Lisa Gilroy's impression of Steve is haunting me beyond words!!!!!!)

#MUHWANDA!?#also God bless Peloton re: Big #see? this is why I don't watch stuff because I absorb all the plotlines and memes and shit from the internet #did I watch Hannibal or Supernatural or whatever all else?#no #but I sure feel like I know it!#anyway Big sucks and is just zero fun to watch #I also think I watched True Blood way too young so none of this show is bringing the spice #- cue the Dune scream -#also I would really love for Carrie's curls to come back I was really enjoying the styling inspiration #also??? is Carrie openly naming her friends and acquaintances and passers-by in her column or what???#Will Arnett just showed up and it's so disorienting???#also wishing they'd just nail down the right shade of red for Miranda instead of cycling through dye every seven episodes #dude Chris Noth is insufferable holy shit #i also watched Laguna Beach waaaaaaaaaay after the fact - fucking renting the DVDs at Family Video - and couldn't talk about it!!!#also also some of these random male love interests look like default Sims and it's kiiiillllllllingggg me #not that they're unattractive or anything but there's something about how smooth all of these dudes are #can you tell I'm high and have one more day left of my education career????#please tell me “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” era John Corbett comes soon

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whotfamitho · 2 years

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Do you ever think about how there's probably a timeline where after Wilbur went in the portal he never came out of it and just disappeared and no one heard from him so everyone assumed his death

Everyone but John who never lost hope of his return and was the one who kept his thought alive and made sure everyone remembered him as a hero that sacrificed himself

And when the reveal of what actually had happened to Wilbur did come to him it broke him completely in a whole other level?

Cuz I've been thinking about it alot

#turns out the man he loved dearly #his mentor who he looked up to for all these years #was actually planning for mass murder or something with an eldritch god #bonus angst points for Wilbur coming back from the dead only to take down Peip and trying to kill John #hatchetfield #general mcnamara #john mcnamara #wilbur cross #macnacross #black friday musical

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red-elric · 1 year

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its gotta mean something that disc two of homestuck was fucked up by terezi and had to be repaired by doc scratch and then disc (cartridge) three was fucked up by caliborn and had to be repaired by john right. like ahdjsh the discs mean so many things. disc two being literally scratched like the record scratch and healed by DOC scratch and also the corruption being caused by terezi while she was talking herself into blaming vriska for everything and murdering her and how she was kind of WRONG about a lot of it but also just the fact that events between disc two's repair and the insertion of disc three were all coming up in lord english's favor. doc scratch repaired the disc and it was always going to benefit his master's plan. but then also the hubris of caliborn fucking up the third disc when things were already going his way, as one more abstraction in how he brings about his own undoing. and also just the fact that it was JOHN, ALONE, who was able to repair the problem there. it was his quest and his power used to retcon the game over, and like. realistically, aranea caused the timeline to be doomed when she manipulated things to come back to life, that was it. getting the ring back probably would have fixed everything, even without vriska, even with rose and terezi both being somewhat out of comission. but terezi did the same thing again and let herself get carried away about vriska, this time in the opposite direction, and meddled until there was a stable timeline with vriska alive in it. undoing what she did when disc two was scratched in a much more active way than john probably would have left to his own devices (because john definitely doesnt have the same regrets about vriska as terezi does). and maybe it even means something the way act seven and end of act six felt cheap and unresolved, though it probably doesnt bc [obligatory hussie hates the fans]. idk tho just thinking

#it me #homestuck #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #john egbert #caliborn #doc scratch #lord english #banging my head against the wall WHAT DO THE DISCS MEAN #they definitely definitely mean something #also disc one was just a prologue/rising actions btw #I ALSO think its relevant that vriska's clock was stopped in doc scratch's place preventing her god tier mechanics from activating #like. maybe it was just. but doc scratch/lord english needed her dead so he took matters into his own hands #and probably it was the right move to bring her back. but I still dont know #certainly symbolism of mr cue ball ensuring miss eight ball was killed at the critical moment #also yeah ik it was slick who technically busted up her clock but WE ALL KNOW scratch wouldve stopped it if it wasnt important #oh also obligatory 'gamzee as a tool of lord english actively framing vriska' mention

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nintendont2502 · 4 months

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okay but what the fuck does he want with the body. why is it there. he kills john and then tells terezi to captchalogue the body and then tells her to come onto the ship and then hasn't done anything with it yet. what is he cooking

#it has to be the same reason he killed john right #john is the protagonist and is practically the narrative so of course he has to kill him to remove that threat to his control #but then having the *body* of the protagonist could be useful for #something #...heart is the aspect of the self. the soul #all im sayin is if he could bring john back somehow completely and fully under his control #thats essentially guaranteeing that he controls the narrative right #god i dont know #me.txt #homestuck

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theinfinitedivides · 1 year

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John Abraham's first intro by voice and close-up shots of his tattoos could wreck my insides any day. time place date doesn't matter call me up and i'll arrange something

#film: pathaan #pathaan #john abraham #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #look i don't want to wreck his marriage or anything but they knew what they were doing with that. on God truly they did #hello??? the 'patriot' tattoo???#from the poster we know the tattoo in his hand talks about everyone coming to his funeral to make sure he stays dead #but we never really got a proper length shot of it in film unfortunately #Siddharth Anand sir. is there a reason for that. are you trying to tell us something by making sure we never had a clear view #except for the split second after the Jim-induced car crash #is that a hint to back up your interview where you said he might not be dead #bc i'm going to take it as one regardless

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frankensteincest · 4 months

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I keep going over that night in my head… why did I ever get out of bed? I left my wife by herself to go watch TV, and she died. I’m so sorry, Mary.

Dean still hardly talks. I try to make small talk, or ask him if he wants to throw the baseball around. Anything to make him feel like a normal kid again. He never budges from my side—or from his brother. Every morning when I wake up, Dean is inside the crib, arms wrapped around baby Sam. Like he’s trying to protect him from whatever is out there in the night.