#gotta have my coffee

[stopthatfool]

Consistently shocked by the idea that people think Bradley Rooster Bradshaw is chill and laid back. He’s actually shockingly unchill. He is the opposite of chill. He did not inherent any of his parents chillness. He’s a loser who’s too invested in everything.

Like ya hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and I cut off my remaining family, surrogate father, and support system for 15 years cuz he pulled my naval academy papers because he didn’t want me to die like my biological father and because my mother wanted me to be free of the navy’s confinements and to exist outside of a system that physically uses me for their own power and political gains— gains I will never experience and feel for myself. A system that sees me as no more than a number, a soldier, something easily replaceable, as a body to be sacrificed in a war that i did not start nor will i finish.

“Bradley's chill.” No he’s not. He’s a beast. He’s a 30 something year old man whose entire purpose revolves around holding a grudge and proving his surrogate father wrong. This beast who literally said this to his surrogate father— "No wife. No kids. Nobody to mourn when you burn in." Beastly. Ghastly thing to say. 15 years and he still hates the guy who's been there for him since day one. He’s a guy who refuses to even begin to understand where Mav was coming from or to even think of what his mother wanted. He’s evil. And I love him.

Hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and when someone brings up a well known, easily accessible fact that my father and surrogate father used to fly together I will try to cause physical harm against them and my friends will have to physically hold me back. I’m Bradley Bradshaw and I was willing to put my entire career on the line (the one in which I put my family aside for) so I can attack and beat this guy up.

I love his big ol’ Bambi eyes… he’s evil and fucked up and he’s not chill. Yes he wears jorts and tropical shirts, but that just means he’s gay and a fucking liar. Just cuz he looks like some surfer dude does not mean that he’s actually laid back like one. He’s lying to himself— trying to convince himself he is something that he is not and never will be. He is unchill. He’s lame. He has undiagnosed anxiety and it physically expresses itself through anger and loserly-ness. He cares so much to the point of self sabotage. He will always be unchill, no matter how much he tries to change that fact.

Y’all ever want to cradle a grown man in your arms? (graphic design is my passion)

#comic sans #is this controversial #debated about posting this.. i've been sitting on these thoughts for a hot minute... but i gotta share #also this isn’t a call out to anything/one specifically. like i mean this. i just felt like making fun of him. #it's mostly just an excuse to talk about him and make that stupid photo #i shouldn't have access to photoshop #also not saying that hangman was in the right in that scene #just saying that if Bradley were actually chill… he would’ve reacted differently #like sure bradley's chill about what coffee he drinks in the morning or if lunch plans change #but he’s unchill about everything else #top gun maverick #top gun #top gun rooster #bradley rooster bradshaw #he's so annoying i lub him #bradley brad bradshaw my beloved #stopthatfool's adventures with photoshop #computer now riddled with blurry pngs #fuck it posting this

[ninjas-and-coffee]

Destiny is officially her problem now.

Been calling the au Silent Switch in my jpegs until i think of a smarter one

#ninjago #ninjago fanart #coffee doodles #harumi ninjago #princess harumi #lloyd as the quiet one au i dont have a title for yet #i gotta say the s8 suits are like my least favorite so it's not an exact translastion #she's not a princess in this au but tags gotta tag #took me three hours to settle on this design my god #ninjago au #ninjago: silent switch

[isbergillustration]

Some wips as curated by my studio assistant (pictured above), in the tragically likely case I can’t manage to finish anything before my night shift.

#working sucks so much. but. having money sometimes. sucks less. truly the dilemma of all time #yes these are nothing these are all done in half an hour while finishing my coffee before i gotta run but #cat cute so theres that #good night #it’s noon #my art

[qiekzart]

drew that one guy from yugioh

[plz reblog]

#this is actually my first time drawing him from what i can tell #wait i gotta check is it ?? i have bad memory #it isssss #this is mostly also a test with filters and the funny little sparkles. god theyre so fun to add #i would of coloured the lineart but thats so upsetting to do in art like this #art #my art #plz reblog #yugioh #ygo #yugioh dm #yugioh duel monsters #ygo dm #yu gi oh #yugi mutou #yugi muto #yugioh fanart #guys im so tired. thank god i have suspicious iced coffee rn #sorry but while drawing him i couldnt take him seriosuly this man is like 3ft tall hes so patehtic looking #he has those autistic eyes #he looks bullyable HELP #eyestrain #ig?? its very brigtht... i think

[tinakibed]

punz: fuck this stupid ass drink. bro nothings going right

punz: im gonna keep drinking it though. but i dont like it

#literally me rn with this tripleshot energy coffee from the vending machine because my monsters have not come in yet #punz #my clips #gotta leave stream now 🫡

[stinkrascal]

ive wanted to start journaling more so i got this one as a personal diary for christmas. she’s so cool omg i love her

#shes got texture!!!!! ahh i love it i think it’s so neat #i got so many fun stuff for christmas but this is my fav i think. or the three pink coffee mugs i got!!! they r soooooo cute you guys #i love when stuff matches my computer desk i love having a fun pink office :3 #sry ik it’s a little cringe to talk abt stuff u got for christmas but im just rlly excited i had to show yall ok? 😭❤️ #whenever something fun happens in my life my first thought is i gotta tell my bf ab this!! and if he already knows then #my 2nd thought is i gotta tell my friends on tumblr abt this!!!! 🥰

[willowser]

listen. one thing about me, i love a loser-boy. i'm always gonna give bakugou some loser-boy tendencies. idk what to tell you. i haven't taken my medication yet.

#i just chugged a huge cup of coffee and my adhd is unhindered #i am as free as i have ever been #i feel like i'm going back to prison i gotta get all my thoughts before i'm stuck with them #theme: loser-boy bakugou #KIDDING LOL #sorry about this #!!!! #✿ shut up willow

[you-are-joking]

just finished watching hannibal. quick question why is it LIKE that

#hannibal #like EVERYTHING about the show is 1000% over the top #WHY are the sex scenes like traveling to another dimension #why does the music alternate between hannibal playing classical piano and just irregular drumbeats #don’t even get me STARTED on the dialogue #WHO TALKS LIKE THAT #y’all were not lying with the ‘tell me will’ memes #they’ll have their morning coffee being like #ah yes the bean . . . harvested early in its life just like my dead sister #HUH #i’m obsessed #but i can’t look at hannibal content on here bc it’s all connected with our good shadows #and i still haven’t seen wwdits so i gotta get on that before it’s spoiled here #goddamn this is just like 2013 superwholock trying to catch up on every show #thanks for the recommendations at any rate

[no-psi-nan]

When people think they can “only” talk to me for an hour:

#once you enter my extrovert conversational vortex you will never want to escape #I just know this is what happens to Saikī when he goes out for dessert with Aiura #he's like [I'm going to be in there for 20 minutes max] and 4 hours later Aiura's like “aww this was so fun but I RLY gotta go babe ttyl!!” #and he looks at his watch like [WHAT] and he's been talking with her the whole time and spilled his guts for at least 90 minutes #he's tired after but getting out his feelings felt good. cathartic. afterwards he sleeps better than he has in ages. #the next time she invites him out he tells himself he'll give her an hour at most. #but after the coffee jelly she mentions how it's such a beautiful day outside so they go walk in the park for a bit. #at dusk she asks for him to walk her home and he realizes it's been 7 hours. #she kisses his cheek and says her goodbyes and he realizes he would have happily stayed a few more hours with her

[thresholdbb]

Yes, yes, coffee black, but what kind of coffee?

Arabica? Robusta?

Light? Medium? Dark roast?

Drip? Pour over? French press? Percolator?

Single origin? Blend?

Ethiopian? Brazilian? Colombian? Hawaiian? Kenyan? (Ad nauseam)

Paris Delight? Landras Blend? Paksor Blend? Firenut Blend? Even-better-than-coffee Substitute?

Fruity notes? Chocolate notes? Earthy notes? Warm notes? Bright notes?

Is it the ritual? The caffeine? The flavor? The comfort? The headache?

And why did she stop taking cream?

Since we know she has coffee opinions...

#captain janeway #you best believe I think this says something about her #she knows how to program a hot drink in the replicator #so she would be tweaking that coffee recipe to perfection #cause she doesn't have a coffee maker among the antiquities in her quarters #plus growing harvesting roasting coffee beans is resource intensive #my theory on the cream is she stopped for replicator rationing reasons #she cut everything down to bare essentials after caretaker #coffee? essential. cream? not so much #cause more complicated recipes might take more replicator energy and/or rations? #I realize coffee opinions were not nuanced in the 90s lol #mmm I need to go to sleep so I can wake up and make a coffee #I gotta tell you I'm so jazzed at the prospect voyager might be coming back it's most of what I can think about rn

[absurdumsid]

frankly im just scared to know how many of those are asks

#like. im shaking in my boots #i gotta have my coffee first #oh dear friends here i come im gonna hysterically message u soon <- threat #sid rambles

[coffee-dere]

Guess who's back from holidays? Andddd guess who downloaded Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage while she was away? (I'm like 99% sure Colorful Stage and Project Sekai are the same thing but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Anyways I'm total trash at the game but the anniversary is coming up soon!!! 3 years!!! Yay!!! (By the way, it's on the 30th of September!)

#coffee's scribbles #My art #Hatsune Miku #Project Sekai #pjsk fanart #pjsk #More more jump #Leo need #wonderlands x showtime #vivid bad squad #nightcord at 25:00 #(PS my favorite Unit has gotta be More More Jump I love them all so so much you have no idea)

[hayaku14]

anyway kaishin + bad parent toichi and chikage enjoyers go read cuethesun's tomorrow, and the next day ✌️😎✌️

#kaishin #i will be rereading it for the nth time 🤚😌 #IT'S GOT THE CUTE COFFEE SHOP FLUFF #IT'S GOT KAITO HAKUBA FRIENDSHIP #IT'S GOT KID RELATED ANGST #IT'S GOT SHINICHI (i love that man) #IT'S GOT KAITO (i also love that man) #IT'S GOT THE DANGER #and it aint kaishin if theyre not hurt and worrying over each other babeeeey ohhhh i FUCKIGN LOVE KAISHIN RAAAAAAHHHH #also shinichi protecc kaito ugh ugu rahhh i lob him #also kaito protecc PROTECT shinichi uggghhghh i lob him #if i dont make sense then you just gotta read the fic #if you have already then this is the sign to reread #ALSO TO THAT PERSON WHO ASKED FOR FIC REC ON MY MESSAGES IM SORRY IMMA NEED TIME THATS SO HARD LIKE I LOVE THEM ALL LMAO #if you rly want some now though you can go to my ao3 bookmarks 😘 #also the kaishin bigbang fics are always a good place to start 👉😘👉 #dc prattles

[soldier-poet-king]

"Im doing well'' I say, and then immediately splash coffee on the front of my new, white shirt 🤡🤡🤡

#the duality of fran #its only a few droplets it'll wash out #but i gotta be a clown all day with coffee stains on my shirt at work now #ALAS. #too many good things cant happen on the same day #find a bra that is comfortable and doesn't make the brain gender scream bc its basically just a tanktop? #OH COFFEE SPILL. COFFEE SPILL FOR YOU #but also no one can stop me from wearing comfortable and not brain itch clothes #this is entirely morally neutral!! no one is going to punish me for it!!! #i have sm power!!!!! holy shit #i am never wearing a quote unquote real bra again bitch wtf sports/compression bras or tanktop bras forever. no wires. no flattering push up #bro i just want. to be wearing a shirt. that's it. i didnt ask for this shit nor do i want it #all it does is ruin my look fr

[scoliosisgoblin]

doodles and some lore. I'm tired.

#Jay does this thing on second dates where he tests the other person #he wants to make sure they'd like all of him. every part of him that may throw others off or realize he's insane #Matt and Jay were friends during high school. dated in college and broke up just before finding out Jay was pregnant #they decided to co-parent Mona and just view one another as friends #Mona really likes Don and Tk. loves Peter. though dislikes Lucy quite a bit because of how much she hears Jay complain about her with Matt #Mona is very close with Jay despite living with Matt and only coming over to Jay during the holidays/some weekends #Jay moved into the complex about a year prior to meeting Peter. he's had 5 roommates since moving in #Lucy has been the worst compared to the rest but is the only one Jay tolerates (since she's young and reminds him of himself. pretransition #Jay and Don hated each other in the beginning. only really bonded over talking shit about a neighbor #and Jay saying “anyway I gotta finish watching the game.” Don saying how he wanted to too but his tv is fucked so they watch together #Tk does have feelings for Jay but Jay just can't take the hint. he simply just thinks he's making jokes and is very kind #Jay really cares about Lucy. he often checks up on her when she's out and buys her dinner if he didn't make anything for them #and she ofc tries to make his life easier by cleaning the apartment making him coffee in the mornings etc etc #also Jay and Don sometimes just talk about marriage. how both of theirs didn't work out (I headcanon that for Don) #how it'd go - Don: I just wish I showed her how much I cared... Jay: I chased mine down with a knife. didn't kill her though. I promise. #Jay also calls Don's kid (the cop) Don Jr. he doesn't mind it that much. it's mainly cause Jay never remembers his name #my art #yb peter #Yb don #Void #Jay #Yb tk #Yb lucy #none of them die btw. Peter kills some guy who treated Jay poorly #the entirety of Jay and Peter's relationship before the abduction takes place over June #I say so cause it was a bit alarming to Tk. Don and Matt how fast Jay was rushing into the relationship and such #anyway uhh idk what else to say

[silenthillbunni]

🍽️😔🎻

#soo blah blah need to vent again abt my health issue situation 💀 #yuh so like im so sick nd tired of whats going on. nd not being able to just eat whatever i feel like whenever #it's emotionall draining tbh. im always thinking abt what i could maybe try nd im always like ohh gotta make sure the portion is small etc #it's annoying me sm bc i can def feel the effects of me not getting the right nd enough nutrients nd vitamins etc etc #i get dizzy nd my vision is hazy sometimes. nd im like forgetful bc the other the when i walked home i kept getting lost nd had to walk back #nd forth several times nd i was like ?!?!? what?! i've lived here for 25yrs nd now i just cannot for the life of me rmbr the way #also i am so weak in my body. like carrying even a small amound or books nd groceries nd walking for 30min makes me exhausted #my legs are actually shaking when i get back home nd every step feels like im walking in cement #plus i just wanna be able to go to the gym nd build muscle. but if i dont get enough protein in me i cant build muscles T-T #what else... yeah also i do miss food bc of comfort. like my coffee + chcolate everyday makes me genuinely happy lmao #but i just want the food situation to be normal bc even w veggies im like oh no that is too gas building that is too hard to digest etc etc #it's mentally gruelling to not know how tf to get all the important nutrients!! i def have several deficiences lmao :(( #im so over it. but theres nothing i can do. i wish i could just not think abt it 24/7 tho #also. im the thinnest i've ever been BUT. i am constantly bloated so i look fkn pregnant. so i cant even enjoy looking the skinnier