The Cure - Grinding Halt
No light
No people
No speak
No people
No cars
No people
No food
No people
Stopped
Short
Grinding halt
Everything's coming to a grinding halt
Events in the Odyssey, ranked by how often they show up in retellings and adaptations
I have read, watched, and listened to many an Odyssey retelling in my day (my day = the last month or so) and I have noticed some Patterns.
Iconic Odyssey Momence™
These are the defining episodes of the Odyssey. Every adaptation of the Odyssey HAS to have:
The lotus-eaters
The Cyclops
Poseidon is Angery
The sirens
Scylla and Charybdis
Mix-n-Match
If there is a little bit more time, a little bit more dedication to faithfulness, or a little bit more mature target audience, these are the important events that fill out the narrative:
Circe
Calypso
the bag of winds
Penelope weaves the shroud
the journey to the underworld
Odysseus returns home and murders the suitors
the Trojan Horse, if the reteller remembers that that story was actually relayed in the Odyssey
Deep Cuts
Really only the completionists include these:
Athena hangs out with Telemachus
Nausicaä
the men eat the sacred cattle of Helios (this is such an important moment in the poem and comes up in adaptations weirdly rarely)
Telemachus dicks around in Sparta
Literally nobody ever includes these
I had no idea these were a thing until I started reading the Odyssey:
forgot how much more slowly writing goes when I'm trying to tackle something with emotional weight and serious character/relationship implications instead of just chortling and splashing around in a sandbox full of clown bullshit lmao