#ha ha funny pun name

[floofsartdump]

I drew this like months before the others, I found it in my storage, and went "screw it I'm posting this shit"

#pokemon #pokemon appletun #appletun #fnaf william afton #william afton #william appletun #ha ha funny pun name

[xbcrafted-daily]

an xb inspired fakemon line - exbite, exbow, and mercenexbe

i think seeing hermit/mcyt inspired fakemon would be awesome!!!

sorry im going to go full autism here - i designed these to be kind of like starter pokemon!!

Exbite (lv1-15) (Water), Exbow (lv16-35) (Water), Mercenexbe (lv36-) (Water/Dark)

As starter analogues they all have the ability torrent and the hidden ability storm drain - though i debated with something like keen eye/super luck so an accuracy or critical hit based ability

A possible stat spread would be bulky and high sp.atk, not incredible speed though

There is already a perfect signature move in Snipe Shot so it’s sharing with Inteleon haha, this is why it also cant have the sniper ability, like most water types it would get access to strong special ice moves as well as water ones. Maybe Thunder and Hurricane as well. When Mercenexbe gets the dual dark typing too it gets some nice dark moves and more setupy stuff, like the guy hes based on he can be a bit sneaky too! A scary rain dance sweeper maybe!

#this is my first time designing a fakemon since i was a kid so i know its not incredible in any way but it was still A lot of fun #i think the names are funny… they all have xb in it obvs #exbite bc it looks like a little creature (its supposed to look a bit axolotly) and bite just seems like a creature word (think gabite ig) #exbow because. it has a bow made of water obviously but also Oxbow lakes #mercenexbe because xb is. Good at pvp. Like a mercenary is good at fighting. And mer like mermaid i guess. Double puns #art post #mod kettle

[charrchan]

I just finished reading Keep The Light Shining by @c-l-y-d-e and ohmygosh what an amazing story! I wanted to create something for the fic and while I was playing my RAV the other day after reading the scene where Slipher comes after Yugi I played this! (or well, something similar. It's hard to replicate improvisation for a recording haha!)

Now to ramble about what I was thinking when playing! SPOILERS for the fic tho so watch out!! - Recently, I've been trying to express more with my RAV Vast playing, I have the scale B Onoleo which offers both minor and major scales with it's 9 notes. I often play light/calm music, but for this I wanted to explore something more dramatic. At the start, I'm running my hands over the drum to replicate the sound of the ocean, I try to keep this up throughout the song along with the beat (which I sometimes mess up since I get nervous when recording but I think that adds to the way Yugi was feeling). The start is when Pegasus sends Yugi off into the water, it's scarily calm for too short a time. The beat starts to pick up when Slipher starts to show itself, reaching it's loudest when he finally appears from the water and Yugi is fighting to keep alive. Everything starts to calm near the end when Atem arrives to help him. Or something like that :p Some audio processing to make it sound better! Tongue drums are hard to record (>.<;) Hope people enjoy this! And I highly recommend reading Keep The Light Shining!!!

#also the song name is a bit of a pun - sliphers attack in the SOUND ha i think im funny anyway #i actually read chapter 1 the day i was admitted to hospital last week lol it gave me something to look forward to reading when I got bac #since I have to rest and not do much so i read the fic over the past few days and it kept me from moving around too much! #im doing better now! and the fic really helped me destress after being unwell #so thank you c-l-y-d-e for writing such an incredible fic!! #yugioh #ygo #my post #my audio #the photo for the album art is also my work :)

[st4rstudent]

winn and doe is so real, i love random little ships like this, platonic or romantic

random ships make the world go around if you think about it

#clemask #clemart #winndoe #HEHE THANKYOU!!!!! #so glad others are seeing the vision #a friend and i were talking about doe and then it actually brought up the idea of winndoe and then yuri won #i had faintly thought about it before but never did/said anything with it (thought it'd be too random ig) until my friend said something #so i give all the credit to my awesome friend. if it sees this.. hii waves #funfact! i almost thought about naming them doedos because it sounds close to DDOS which would be funny considering winn has been used #for computer-related puns before (name windows and in one image had a door on their shirt. like backdoor programming) #((backdoor programming pun pointed out to me by the same friend)) #but winndoe rolls off the tongue better and its also funny because it also sounds like window. a win either way #anywyas THANKYOU AGAIN! i think that even if i didnt ship them theyd make awesome friends anyways #i think all the things i ship fall back to “even if i didnt ship them they could still be good friends” . but you knowwww

[goldiipond]

silly little hc ive been thinking abt where don calls ray his 'ray of sunshine'. it's unbearably silly and dorky and don is fully aware of this. ray gets flustered every time don says it and he hates it

#skye's ramblings #ilike don making up bad pet names just to get ray's reaction. ray knows what he's doing and it still works every time. hes lucky hes cute <3 #this ones especially funny to me bc don is definitely the more 'sunshiney' one between them. but he saw an opportunity for a pun and took it #i also like thought of. don calling ray sweetheart in softer moments when theyre alone... WAU he has so much love inhis heart all the time<3 #AGH GAUGAU ilove dorky little guys in love. if you caare. whataever. heart

[astronomical-bagel]

trick or treat!

TRICK!! HUMERUS THE BONE DRAGON UPON YOU!! 🦴💀🩻🐉

#Named bc skeleton puns are funny #The existence of sans has instilled into me that all skeletons are jokesters ig #astronomically random #astronomical asks

[bumblingbabooshka]

Watched episode one of SNW, in love with everyone. Two thoughts only: If I was about to have sex with my hot Vulcan wife and my boss called me to go into work I’d simply quit. If I was running for my life after being abducted by aliens and Uhura said “Hi~!” to me I’d also completely forget about any danger and talk to her about whatever she wanted.

#Uhura is SOCUTE!!!!!! I love it!!! yESYESYES >D #I'm glad this series seems like it is really going to be about strange new worlds instead of gritty war or whatever #Every woman I've seen I've had a crush on v_v #except chapel - NO offense to her she's just serving so much white girl realness #her fucking SPRINTING after that guy was funny though - I love her I just don't want to hold her hand #Spock going 'hey one sec mind if I-? (screams bloody murder)' #we love more references to earth's destruction that hit way too close to home (just kidding it gives us anxiety but that speech was GOOD) #I have to look away from the screen when Spock is shirtless. Why's he that buff. It intimidates me. No need to be that buff you nerd. #strange new wooorlds please give me more vulcan looore so I can directly transpose it onto Tuvooook and T'Peeel thankyou~ #and I will ignore the stuff I don't likeeee <3 thankyouu...more T'Pring please too I wanna fall in love with her #cause Spock sure isn't #episode mvps: Alien scientist who immediately trusted Uhura no questions asked #and restuarant worker Vulcan who saw Spock&T'Pring kissing and went UM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN-!? #also ppl who say they masculinized Uhura - no they didn't you liars!!! She just has short hair. What decade are you from~?? #She's cute and I wanna see more of her!! #Idk who Una is but the fact that her name reads as a pun is funny enough to make me like her

[nomaishuttle]

kamille is such a good name my compliments to the chef (my mom). everytime i introduce myself to somebody theyre like Thats the rpettiest name i ever heard thats gorgeous thats a beautiful name. and im like blushes... ty.. and then eventuallyim like Oh yeah i actually prefer connor. and theyre like oh um.. thats nice too thats a name.. as well :] and its like I know. sorry. sorry. sorry

#KAMILLE LYNN ELIZABETH JUST HAS A RING TO IT. LIKE IT JUST GOESS. connor lynn elizabeth is like. ok sold 0 tickets #and kamille lynn is a pun on chameleon. vine boom sound effect #like genuinely thats why my mom picked it. vine boom sound effect #well lynn was for relatives. same w elizabeth. but my mom picked kamille bc itd be like kamille lynn #she wanted elizabeth first so it could be kamille e lynn. (like chameleon) but im glad it ended up being lynn elizabeth #bc elizabeth lynn. odd and weird. and bizarre. kamille elizabeth lynn... #elizabeth lynn on its own is fine thats like. A girl i went ro 2nd grade with probably #but w kamille #bad. #ik i could pick usernames thatd go with connor more but i love lynn elizabeth theyre my best friends. and also theyre both 4 family so #i dont wanna be like. sorry granny. sorry grandma.. Kill yourselves 🖕 stupid ass names #my granny didnt die so that i would change my middle name. (joke). clara lynn supremacy (my grannys name) #but she went by lynn. ANYWAYS! #kamille is judt so superb. what if i actually did start going by multiple names #but its judt my birthname and my current name #Would be kinda funny.

[missingsplash]

He caught me listening to “against the kitchen floor” by Phil Phantump for the sixteenth time this morning.

#irl pokemon #pokemon irl #irl pkmn #pkmn irl #pokemon #pokeblogging #So judge mental 🙄 #he oughta be paying rent for how much he complains about the way I choose to live my life #he just has a horrible taste in music #//ooc I wasn’t gonna make a pun on Will Wood’s name but my friend suggested Phil Phantump and I thought it was funny #//also the art on this one isn’t great but like ignore that I’m not good at drawing humans

[farginen]

to be completely transparent,, a solid 95% of times i sit down to (at least try to) study mandarin i can't stop thinking about the name ling yao being a pun

#like its not surprising bc homophones are plentiful and ripe for puns but #its so funny to me thinking about arakawa googling chinese words for immortality elixir to name the character looking for immortality #i mean it checks out bc there's like. hawkeye who has good aim and armstrong who is... strong #lmfaooo #ooc.

[faerociousbeast]

oh my god one of them mwntioned a fae a different fae. i feel cheated on for some reason which doesnt make any sense. i am being so weird right now i should stop

#no but finding this post was an accident im not lookin at thwir blogs 😭😭 it was another #not even an obscure fandom post just an ask about the obscure fandom that ended up in the tags and has someone with MY NAME involved #with the other meaning of fae with like the whole. name. Straling thing #it kinda makes finding other people also named fae kinda.... funny? i wont lie? #but their fae is different from my fae we aee not the same #the other annoying part is its like i punned THWIR name. and theres just no way to tell if theyd Get it

[weishenmaa]

Ummmm I want to post ship art… should I(?) Yes or no

#guys… I don’t want to be cringe but this has been my otp since 2015 #not exaggerating #If we had a fandom I would be so much less embarrassed but it crosses my mind that you could look up the game and see my shit like nooooo #also the fact that there are like literally just 4 drawings of this ship like I feel so embarrassed help #if I met someone else who shipped it I would just post it but it feels like it’s just me out here TT #my url is not random #if we had any semblance of a fandom I would propose it as the official ship name because it’s funny and a pun too

[nerdpoe]

Kill on Sight Orders

The Flash fam has a secret. Okay so they have a lot of secrets, but there's one above all others.

A kill on sight order.

In the worst possible future (one of them there's a lot), a beast named Phantom decimated the world. He took out the entire Justice League, the entire Justice League Dark, any and all small-time heroes that stood in his way. All of it. Everyone.

If they see Phantom as a kid, to prevent the slightest possible chance of Phantom being a thing, it's kill on sight. They all have anti-ghost weapons that can destroy a ghost's core, locked away in a secure facility that they can just run to and grab real quick to get it done.

None of them like it. None of them can risk it.

Bart stumbles into a town that doesn't exist, almost gets got by a ghost that managed to possess him, and gets saved by...Phantom.

A scrawny, teenage Phantom.

He's funny, makes puns, worries about if Bart got hurt or not-he's nothing like the Bad Phantom!

He's not gonna kill his new friend! No way, no how.

But he's gotta keep it a secret from the other Speedsters now, because he doesn't know who came up with that rule but they probably won't understand, and then he'll have a speedster fight on his hands, and no one wants that.

But the government keeps sending letters of complaint to Max, and Max keeps asking why the government is mad at Bart now, and Bart can't tell him "oh it's because there's this town that is off the record and a secret and also where phantom is and i broke in" because that'd rat Phantom out, and even if he didn't mention Phantom Max would want to investigate.

The mailman doesn't understand why his letters keep disappearing but he thinks it might have something to do with the Flash, because there's always a red blur.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny nervously not mentioning that dan. the evil version of himself from the future. is actually very much in the present #but living with some psychotic cheesehead in wisconsin #he and bart kick it off #bart will protect his new ghostly friend with everything he has #wally gets a letter of complaint from the us postal service #telling him that stealing people's mail is a felony

[musicalyeetreblr]

Another oc w their valentines gift sketch

Ft me sucking at drawing memes

#I really want y’all to know that this is hella funny to him #if anyone wants to know why y’all can ask #this gift has like 5 puns in them #for some basic facts about him #he’s a tanned Asian #and the messy hair is a reference to that physics defying hair shounen pro tags got #eyes are weird cause he’s a supernatural being #same is true for the other one but it’s not as obvious #ocs #my ocs #oc art #oc stuff #oc artwork #oc #also he gave the gift to the day one guy #day one guy gave this gift to him #Nikolai ain’t a baller tho #he’s has a thing with tech #idk what this oc should be named #I’m thinking Jonathan #sounds kinda basic tho #what y’all think #who am I kidding #no one read this

[hedgehog-moss]

I randomly found a 500 page French book on OpenLibrary about the etymology of animal names so here are 10 (ish) fun facts:

the French word for poodle, “caniche” looks like it definitely comes from Latin “canis” (dog) but no! It comes from cane / canard (duck) because it was a waterfowl-hunting dog—and its name in English, Swedish, German, Dutch (poodle, pudel, puedel) also reflects this dog’s affinity with water (from pudeln = to splash about). It’s like otters, whose name come from the same root as water...

the canary on the other hand is named after canis / dog, since it comes from the Canary Islands which, according to Pliny the Elder, were named after the huge dogs that lived there at some point. Some historians think these mysterious big dogs were actually seals or big lizards. Then a bird ended up with the name ‘from the dog place’ though it’s unclear if dogs were ever truly involved. (Meanwhile Spain / Hispania comes from the Phoenician i-shepan-im, the place with rabbits.) I like the idea of ancient humans seeing seals or lizards and going “weird dogs”. Like how ancient Greeks saw hyenas and named them “pigs, I guess?”

the fox has a great diversity of names in Europe: fox / Fuchs, zorro, räv, volpe, raposa, lisu, róka, renard... In French it used to be called ‘goupil’, from the same Latin root as the Italian ‘volpe’, but then the mediaeval cycle of poems known as Le Roman de Renart, about an unprincipled fox named Renart, became so popular that renard became the word for fox and goupil disappeared. It’s like if 500 years from now bears in English were called baloos. (The English and German words for fox come from the indo-european root puk- which means tail, like Hungarian ‘farkas’ (wolf) which means tail-having, or squirrel, from the Greek words for shade + tail, there are actually lots of animals that are just “that one with a tail”...)

French has a word for baby rabbit (lapereau) derived from Latin leporellus (little hare) and we used to have a word for adult rabbit (conin) from Latin cuniculus (rabbit)—related to the German Kaninchen, Italian coniglio, Spanish conejo, etc. But ‘conin’ in Old French also meant pussy (there were mediaeval puns about this in the Roman de Renart) and at some point I guess people were like okay, it was funny at first but we’ve run this joke into the ground, and a new and politically correct word appeared for adult rabbit (lapin) based on the pre-existing word for baby rabbit (lapereau).

The english bear is thought to come from the proto-IE root bher-, for brown—I love how Finnish has so many nicknames and euphemisms for “bear” ranging from “honey palm” to “apple of the forest” and English is like... dude’s brown. Same amount of effort with the Swedish and Danish words for fox, räv / ræv, from a root that means reddish-brown. (And the Hungarian word for lion, oroszlán, along with the Turkish ‘aslan’, comes from proto-Turkic arislan / arsilan which comes from arsil which means brown...) And since brown was already taken, ‘beaver’ (+ German, Dutch, Swedish...: Biber, bever, bäver) has been speculated to come from bhe-bhrus-, a doubling of the original root so... brownbrown.

English foal / German Fohlen / French poulain / Italian puledro all come from the proto-IE root pu- which means small (e.g. Latin puer and Greek pais = child)—then the French ‘poulain’ became ‘poulenet’ with the diminutive -et (so, a smallsmall animal) and poulenet became powny in Scots then pony in English, which was then re-imported by French as ‘poney’. Also the Spanish word for donkey, burro, comes from Latin burricus = small horse, and in French Eeyore is named Bourriquet with the -et diminutive ending, so we just keep taking small horses and turning them into smallsmall horses...

The boa (bo(v)a) shares the same etymology as bovine / bœuf / beef, due to a widespread belief that some snakes suckled milk from cows. Pliny the Elder stated this as fact and (not to bully him but) modern research tells us “there is no empirical basis for saying snakes like mammal milk; experiments, indeed, have shown that captive snakes systematically refuse to drink milk”

I was disappointed to learn that antelope comes from Greek anthólops which referred to a mythical creature, because I grew up convinced the origin of the word (antilope in French) was anti-lupus, as in, the gazelle is the generic prey so as a concept it’s the opposite of the wolf, the generic predator. Wolf and anti-wolf. Though it raised the question of why we don’t have antilions (zebra), anticats (mice) and antibears (salmons)

Many European languages have named kites after some sort of flying animal: in English it comes from the word for owl, in Portuguese from the word for parrot, in Italian from eagle, and in French it’s cerf-volant aka flying-deer. There’s an interesting hypothesis for this! Kites came to Europe from China, where they were often shaped like dragons or snakes, and snake is serpent in French and serpe in Old French, so it’s possible that kites were serpe-volants aka flying-snakes. But the ‘p’ and ‘v’ next to one another were a hassle to pronounce so the p got dropped and it became ser-volant, then ‘ser’ which isn’t a word started being mistaken for ‘cerf’ which is pronounced ‘ser’ but means deer... (We did it again with chauve-souris (bald-mouse = bat), which comes from the Gaulish cawa-sorix aka owl-mouse—which makes more sense as a name for bats! similar to the German Fledermaus, flying-mouse, and Spanish murciélago, blind-mouse. But Gaulish ‘cawa’ was mixed up with Latin ‘calva’ = chauve = bald, so now a French bat is a bald-mouse)

I love etymology, it’s all flying deer and dogs named splash and snakes named cow and ponies named smallsmall and five animals named brown and three named tail—words acquire a veneer of linguistic respectability over the centuries and we forget that fundamentally everyone just says whatever

#language tag

[kuroananosanji]

Canon vs fanon Sanji discourse is always funny to me because… girlie which fanon Sanji are you talking about? There’s so many! You’ve got:

Bisexualji: Basically canon Sanji except he’s bi. His women loving antics can range from no different from canon to a bit toned down. Usually low-key about his sexuality but otherwise normal about it.

Internalised homophobiaji: What the name says. Feelings have to get punched out of him (usually by Zoro). Can be annoying to read/write but the when done well it’s chef’s kiss (pun intended)

Slutji: Most featured in E-rated fics. The fact that he sleeps around (mostly with men) is sometimes used to make someone jealous (mostly Zoro). OOC but when it’s one of those every man on the Grand Line dicks down Sanji fics… it doesn’t really matter does it.

Frenchji: When Sanji is essentially turned into APH France - refined, high-class, has impeccable fashion and uses expensive cologne, wears a deep V blouse, long wavy hair is always preferred. Mostly seen in 40!Sanji fics.

Twinkji: The most common target of these “fanon Sanji ew” complaints but unless you’re on Wattpad he’s actually a rare occurrence? Identifiers are an exaggerated height difference with Zoro, skinny, completely gay, 2000s yaoi level of bottom. I have to say I’ve maybe come across this 1% of the time.

Whumpji: He’s traumatised, he’s depressed and anxious, he thinks no one loves him, he thinks he deserves to suffer. Vinsmokes are 11/10 the time involved. Luffy is sunshine incarnate in these.

Princeji: When he’s either in a royalty AU or never escaped Germa. Usually acts more “pure” than his canon version because Zeff didn’t raise him to be sassy and chivalrous. Maintains the 5-9 year old Sanji personality. Very cute. Even cuter when combined with rogue/knight Zoro.

Tsunji: This is just canon Sanji. The louder he screams at you the more he loves you. His love language is beating you up then leaving a plate of food next to your work station. Objectively the best Sanji.

#disclaimer that I read mostly zosan so this is very zosan biased #zosan #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece