#happily n'ever after

[bestanimatedmovie]

Rate this movie

#Rate this movie #Happily N'Ever After #best animated movie

[fairytale-poll]

ROUND 1B, MATCH 13 OUT OF 16!

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Bad Cinderella:

okay, tbh this is not a good musical. BUT Carrie Hope Fletcher fucking killed it as Cinderella. like go look up the Carrie Hope Fletcher Bad Cinderella music video and tell me she isn't so much fun to watch and listen to. Also tbh it's really nice to have a Cinderella that isn't stick thin. and, like, come on. You can't have a cinderella poll without Bad Cinderella, even if she doesn't get very far lol

She should win bc I think it would be very funny since that musical was such a dumpster fire.

Happily N'Ever After:

[No Propaganda Submitted]

#cinderpoll #round 1 #round 1b #cinderella #fairytale #bad cinderella #andrew lloyd webber #andrew lloyd webber's bad cinderella #andrew lloyd webber's cinderella #happily n'ever after #happily never after #ella #poll tournament #poll bracket #character polls #polls

[slashingdisneypasta]

Similar vibes.

#storming the castle vibes #Disney Villains #Fairytale Villains #Happily N'Ever After #House of Villains #Mickey's House of Villains

[mambo-by-a-mile]

boop!

#tip the scales and entertain me (mambo answers) #it's mambo by a mile (mambo) #creativity outside the book (my art) #happily n'ever after

[marinerainbow]

Hey! I know I said I would send you a load of wolf stuff but I did not foresee being e x h a u s t e d XD So I'll leave you with these thoughts:

Granny and Big Bad calling you sweetheart.

Granny and Big Bad getting in your space; Big Bad always wrapping his big thick arm around you and holding you close while he charms you. Granny getting you to sit on his lap whenever he can, wanting it to become second nature to you.

Granny and Big Bad sharing a look if you ever tried to leave them and then suddenly Big Bad throws you over his shoulder and they lock you away in a little cottage until they trust you not to try that again.

Granny and Big Bad calling you doll.

Granny and Big Bad hating it when you smell like anyone else- uniting about the fact that they've got to cover you up in their scents again.

Granny and Big Bad getting to you separately, individually, alone, in order to leave marks on you- it's a silent battle. Who can leave the most obvious markings for everyone to see. You end up looking totally ravaged.

Granny and Big Bad.

Granny

And

Big

Bad.

Also guess what!??? I already got 2 asks about these guys CUZ OF OUR FANNING and they're using the nicknames we came up with for them!! ❤🧡💙❤🧡💙❤🧡💙

...

*deep, deep, deeeeeeeeeep breath*

THIS 👆👆👆👆 THIS IS HOW BAD THESE GOT ME!!! IN THE MORNING!? WICKED THIS IS BETTER THAN A TRIPLE ESPRESSO SHOT!!!!!

Ok, ok, I HAVE TO CALM MYSELF-

(Seriously my guy, this ask is giving me ZOOMIES! I legit had to walk away from this a couple of times to pace around XD)

Alright. Alright. So!

First of all, I have to point this out again. I am legally obligated to. GRANNY'S EYES LOOK SO MUCH CLEARER AND BRIGHTER IN THAT PICTURE!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! ABD BIG BADS!!! YOU CAN SEE THE GOLD IN THEM IN THIS PIC!!! HOW DID YOU MAKE SUCH A CLEAR SCREENSHOT!? I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!

Just... Y E S. Yes to A L L of this!!! These jerks being greedy and kinda possessive about you. Granny ESPECIALLY got me bad (he wants it to be SECOND NATURE for me to sit on his lap? Well, that ain't gonna be a problem! XD). And! The cottage??? Oooooh lord have mercy XDD (does this mean i could be their Snow White? Or another princess that stayed in a cottage??)

But!! Since this is Fairytale land and some people are like, aware of the fact that they're a fairytale, what if the whole cottage thing was more just slightly annoying to reader?? I mean, you don't LIKE it, obviously, but since this is Fairytale Land, this isn't seen as TOO too bad since you know that eventually you'll get out? And hey, it could be worse than a cottage in the woods. Like they could have slipped a love potion in your drink, or locked you up in a dark and dank dungeon instead. So uh... They get points for that? I guess? XD but again, still annoying, "Guys, don't you think this is a little bit overkill?" "Hmmm... Nope!" "Of course."

To add onto exasperated Reader. I'm just imagining that scene from Megamind where Roxanne was just like "Girls! Girls! You're both pretty. Can I go home now?" But with reader and the wolves XD their just watching these two bicker once again like -_- "Sooo should I just go now?" XD

Oooh dear, all those marks (this got me very, very bad). Imagine if somebody sees that!! Either reader is flustered and trying desperately to explain without giving their personal life away, or they're just so damn tired of dealing with this every time Granny and Big Bad get competitive... Which is all the time XDD

Concerned Hero: Ma'am? Are these beasts bothering you?

Y/N: Yeah, but I married them. So I kinda signed up for this.

PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SENDING IN ASKS!? AND THEY ARE USING OUR NICKNAMES!? OH MY GOD!!! IM SO EXCITED!!! I can't wait to see what they asked you!!! ^^ (don't feel rushed to answer them, though!)

Ooh man, I wish I could add more to this response. Or just make this more coherent XD thank you so so much for sending these in!!! I can't wait to see you write more for the wolves! 💛💙❤️

#asks #going absolutely frickin feral right now #THESE GUYS DONT HAVE A CHOKEHOLD ON US! THEY HAVE A D E A T H G R I P ON US!!! #AND YOUR CONTENT FOR THEM IS MAKING THE DEATH GRIP EVEN WORSE!!!! #AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH #Happily N'ever After #Big Bad #Granny #other peoples headcannons #reader insert #im surprised we havent gotten into each others DM's to scream at each other over these guys XDDD #i am THIIIIIS close to going into yours XDD

[thegalleonsnest]

Was on a movie night binge last night, and one of the movies we tapped into was Happily N'ever After. This is Munk, and he is my friend now.

Go check out the movie, cause it's actually PRETTY GOOD! Made by the people who made Shrek. Don't watch the sequel though, cause that thing is a mess unless you wanna laugh at how poor it is lol.

#Happily N'ever After #Happily never after #Munk #Happily N'ever After Munk #Pig #Digital Art #Sketch #Doodle #My Art #Artists on tumblr #TheGalleonsNest Art

[tobyscuits]

What if he slept curled up like an actual kitty cat?

#happily n'ever after #hna #mambo

[not-wikied-sexyperson-brawl]

Mambo's Info Post.

Renfield's Info Post.

#unwikied sexypeople brawl #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls #tumblr sexyman poll #fandom sexyman #sexyman wiki #happily n'ever after #renfield 2023 #happily never after #renfield #mambo #robert renfield #mambo happily n'ever after #robert montague renfield #happily n'ever after mambo #ask to tag

[sydlorr]

Sigourney Weaver kinda killed it in Happily N’ever After tbh

#watching this movie for the first time in a decade #and honestly she’s so iconic #sigourney weaver #happily n'ever after #sydnote

[eclecticneckhoundlover-blog]

Captured by trolls

#happily N'Ever After

[virtual-minotaur]

ok thats the last thing u get abt happily n’ever after from me

#probably not but also now that ive found the movie and watched it i dont need to think abt it and have it plague me #happily n'ever after #angel.png #2022

[fairytale-poll]

ROUND 2B, MATCH 7 OUT OF 8!

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Happily N'Ever After:

[No Propaganda Submitted]

The Glass Slipper:

She's a perfect representation about how Cinderella stories can focus on the cycle of being an outcast; when someone is shunned, they're snappy, and because they're snappy, they're shunned. Ella struggles with her place in society and her own emotions, but her dreams and love for the prince help her achieve her happiness.

This book is an underrated classic (the fairy godmother is an old woman obsessed with birds! the prince has a jester sidekick who is heavily implied to be magical! Cinderella sleeps in one of those cool box bed things [her stepmother actually locks her into it when the prince comes and it’s scary as hell] and is given some psychological complexity!) and there’s just so much humor and grace and wit in this version of the story.  Look up the illustrations, they’re beautiful!

As someone who loves both? Ella from The Glass Slipper. Leslie Caron's depiction of the character is so full and endearing. She's kind of mean and rightfully so. She's full of hope and love for those who'll show it to her as well. I love this character so much. It's the rendition of the character that opened my love for Cinderella retellings.

#cinderpoll #round 2 #round 2b #ella #happily never after #happily n'ever after #the glass slipper #cinderella #fairytale #poll tournament #poll bracket #character polls #polls

[slashingdisneypasta]

Big Bad giving Rick A Piece of Advise, Happily N'Ever After.

"Uh, let me give you... some advice.

Around here, you're either a good guy- or a bad guy. And between you and me, I don't see much future in being good.

Kapeesh?"

#Happily N'Ever After #Big Bad Wolf #Happily N'Ever After Big Bad #gifs #gif #gifset #gif set #mygif #mygifs #Big Bad

[kettlemouse]

Anyone remember Happily N'ever After?

Anyone remember it as a kickass movie?

And does anyone remember the evil stepmother? Contributed to me coming out as bisexual.

#Happily N'ever After #movie #childhood #childhood movies #Loved the deviation from the original Cinderella story #damn was the stepmother hawt #made 8 year old me so confused #fairy tales #cinderella

[marinerainbow]

HAPPILY N'EVER AFTER WOLVES OBSESSING XD Toldya this was coming, haha

I LITRRALLY JUST FINISHED RE-WATCHING THE FILM WHEN YOU SENT THIS IN!!! And I have T H O U G H T S

First of all,

AAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHGHGHHHHHH

I can't wait to read this when you post this!!! God, I love it already!!! We've only seen these guys like- what, yesterday? And you're already making me obsessed with these fellas!!! I love the dynamic you've written with all of them! Especially Kiddy. Being all cute and sneaky like that XD ^^ I'd love to stick with him watching the two husband's wolves bicker like a married couple XD

Secondly! To that last thing you mentioned about Mambo! In the movie, he's actually talking to Ella while they're finding the prince. A frog comes out, and they try the 'kissing a frog to turn it into a prince' thing XD but imagine if that suggestion was being made towards Granny? He won't turn into a prince, but I don't mind giving this theory a try 👀

(Edit: Ok I rewatched the scene and NOW I hear Mambo saying it XD sorry about that 🤦‍♀️ well uh... Mambo? I don't think that's how that works in Fairytale land... But we can still test this theory!)

But!! But- But! In the movie, the chefs mention Ricky having 'prince envy'. This was probably meant to just be a Rick specific thing, but since this is Fairytale land, imagine if that was like an actual known thing no matter who you are? Being jealous of your crush liking some 'dashing hero'? You get where I'm going with this~?

What if one (or all) the wolves like Y/N, but their crushing on some town hero or something, so THEY are now inflicted with 'prince envy'??? How do you think Big Bad, Granny, and Kiddy would act with the prince envy?

I'm sorry, i don't mean to distract from your thing, I just... AAAAAGHHHHH! Maybe I should send you my own ask? I may or may not already be thinking of a possible OC to interact with these guys, if you'd like to hear. But thank you so so much for sending me this!!! I certain this is just the beginning XDD

#Happily N'ever After #Big Bad #Granny #Kiddy #(these are mine and Wicked's names for the three wolves) #(the twitching one is named Kiddy cause i think hes the wolf from 'The Wolf and the 7 Kids') #(though maybe hes from the fable 'The Wolf and the Crane'?? him choking on a bone could hint to that story 🤔) #Hannah you and i must discuss this in detail later XD #other peoples writing #asks

[adamwatchesmovies]

Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White—Another Bite @ the Apple (2009)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

I never thought I’d see a movie that would have me looking back fondly at Happily N’Ever After but here I am, wondering if the original really was THAT bad. Yes, it was but this direct-to-DVD follow-up is even worse.

After her mother dies, Snow White (voiced by Helen Niedwick) grows up spoiled, caring only for the fame and fortune of royalty. The kingdom’s chances of a “happily ever after” ending is in danger when Mambo (Jim Sullivan) and Munk (Kirk Thornton) accidentally tip the scales of good and evil and give Lady Vain (Cindy Robinson) - who hates Snow White - the means to seduce now-widowed King Cole (Kelly Brewster) and become queen herself. Banished from the kingdom through Vain’s machinations, Snow White must learn kindness to save her home and people.

This is one of the worst-looking movies I’ve ever seen. People sometimes joke about first-generation computer imagery looking like something out of a video game but this time, no one is exaggerating. Every character is stiff, lifeless, and moves around like a cloud. The backgrounds are missing textures, objects seem misaligned, and everything is generally ugly. When characters speak, their mouths are stretched in any which direction. - You’ve seen better lip-synch from one of those rubber talking fishes hanging on the wall. It’s an eye-sore to watch and the experience is made worse by the garbage story.

You’ll notice none of the voice actors from the original film return. It's the same for the characters. Only the dwarves, the fairy godmother and both Mumbo & Munk make an appearance. Those last two add so little to the story they should’ve been cut. They weren't because this would’ve made this sequel even more tenuously tied to the 2006 Shrek wannabe and it would’ve also slashed precious minutes from the 70-minute running time. Even at barely over an hour, this feels like an eternity.

The jokes are never, ever funny, the dialogue inane and the plot lazy. The songs are so bland and forgettable you’re likely to fall asleep (if only you could). There isn’t an ounce of inspiration to be found anywhere. Happily N'Ever After 2 is inexcusably lazy and takes every shortcut possible. I can’t imagine anyone was clamoring for this sequel considering what the first one was like so this can’t even be something that was green-lit by some misguided fans. Happily N’Ever After 2 was spawned by an accountant; a bean counter who figured out the company could make X profits if they made a sequel that cost less than Y. It’s a disgrace.

If Happily N’Ever After was to Shrek what vegan spaghetti and meatballs is to regular spaghetti and meatballs, then Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White—Another Bite @ the Apple is a collection of dog turds squeezed through some Play-Doh moulds to look like food. I can’t imagine anyone enjoying it. The ones who worked on this should be ashamed of themselves. (On DVD, March 22, 2019)

#Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White—Another Bite @ the Apple #happily n'ever after 2 #happily n'ever after #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #steven e. gordon #boyd kirkland #Chris denk #Helen Kiedwick #Cam Clarke #Jim Sullivan #Kirk Thornton #Cindy Robinson #David Lodge #Catherine Lavin #2009 movies #2009 films