women be like “i love men they’re so special and unique i could never live without them✨💖”
meanwhile men are deciding which of the three strict animal categories women they meet belong to: pets (companionship), beast of burden (labor), consumption (sex/femicide).
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Andddd what if all the things that kept me going was all the things that slowed me down 😬😬
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there are two types of people in this world:
the ones that use :)
and the ones that are 100% wrong and use (:
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the canucks: best chance in 13 years to actually go far
their goalies: basically dead
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This is a physical comp heavily favored for men so we def losing a girly tonight
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wait i didn't realize that alonso crept up to just 11 points behind lewis in the standings 😒
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The Oscars is peak corporate woke.
Never stops blabbering about diversity.
Cuts off WOC when they try to speak.
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hey, don't be sad. i'll paint watercolor boschlow tomorrow, okay?
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it’s sheets washing weekend
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there are….mice in the bathroom sink 😩
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new tennis chapter omggggggggg yessss purrrrr — wiz
💕💕 i just reread it and caught FOUR TYPOS on ONE reread so i'm feeling sensitive lmaoooooo nobody look at me TT_TT
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it's truly so disappointing to see how white-washed bb18 victor is after getting with nicole. like he went from puerto rican sensation to someone's boring white loser dad
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Me in 2020 when I got “a call” :
Me today :
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You broke me first
AO3 Story
two brothers fight for one heart.
Emyra, the daughter of Daemon Targaryen and Rhea Royce of Runestone. Branded by her parents' hatred, unwanted and abandoned, Rhaenyra Targaryen, heir to the throne, takes in a girl who could mean the downfall of her house.
𝓔𝓶𝔂𝓻𝓪 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓷 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓐𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓭? 𝓗𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓽.
"ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀʟsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴsʟᴀʏᴇʀ, ᴀsᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀsᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴇᴍʏʀᴀ ᴛᴀʀɢᴀʀʏᴇɴ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ʙᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ. ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ... ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏᴏ."
𝘈 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦.
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Hey @ single men who use other single women (their age) to try to get the woman they romantically want—— that’s a trash move
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i only made (1) friend when i went to college for that small time period and i just unfollowed her bc she started posting on ig about bitcoin like GIRL
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