#this checks out actually

[kguhle]

the canucks: best chance in 13 years to actually go far

their goalies: basically dead

#this checks out actually #hate to see it

[timberlakefan96]

Something I love about Tumblr that you don’t really get on Reddit, is the brief flashes of fandoms I’m entirely unfamiliar with, like some large beast in the undergrowth.

Right now, it’s The Locked Tomb. Never even HEARD of it before coming here, but I see impressions of it everywhere. It’s like, teenagers wearing skeletons? Or something?

Do I dare seek it out? Will it wear MY skeleton?

#the locked tomb #reddit refugee #seriously what’s with the skeletons? #I might have to check this out actually

[beatriceportinari]

Toad origami, one square sheet of paper

#mine #origami #toad #frog #original model is by Nick Robinson pretty chill model! I modified the legs a bit #if you recognize this paper good eye #I had a leftover square that was only usable on one side from when I prepare the paper for my oyster #this gold and green coloring was for the exterior :) #you can see a teensy bit of the failed mother of pearl side on the inside of the front legs #really lovely volumes on this one and the thick goopy texture for the oyster actually collaborated beautifully #also again check out that back crimp UGH

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[insufferablemod]

actually checking out pesterquest for the first time and

lmaooo nailed it B)

#he truly is Just like me fr.... #watching a dub of it on yt its fun #will prob actually check out friendsim soon 2 #rambles

[gallusgalluss]

STRIKE!

#''Yo check out this SICK TRICK!!'' *stings you* #art #drey draws #manticore #the colors are like 100% more saturated on my phone for some reason. but for once i actually like how it makes the drawing look? hell yea #bright colors

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.

like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid

#wouldn't roll my eyes or check my phone or get bored or nothing #I'd just listen to that little dork & smile & encourage them & let them explain how their favorite gameboy games worked #i was the kind of kid my adult self would find annoying & uninteresting but like #most of the actual adults in my childhood felt that way too. including my dang parents. #and ya know sometimes they showed it. a lot of times without realizing it. and that messes a kid up #if you don't make an effort kids WILL recognize your disinterest and lack of attention. #kids deserve to have caregivers who show interest and engagement #even when it's over stuff that adults find boring. especially then maybe #your kid doesn't have to be fun or interesting or easy or well behaved to deserve positive attention #they deserve positive attention because they are YOUR KID #if love is unconditional then DISPLAYS of LOVE and AFFECTION must also be unconditional #not something that must be earned #telling your kid that you love them is not enough. that is step one out of like a thousand #if you just tell your kid you love them but you don't demonstrate affection and interest and patience and warmth and etcetera #your kid isn't gonna feel loved! I Love You will just become a trite phrase that they regard with mistrust! #bitch you gotta FOLLOW THROUGH

[temeyes]

studies

#those price busts in the 2nd panel are actually my initial drafts tonight- #like a “POV: you're sick and Price comes to check on you” (cuz im sick rn and i want Price to take care of me???) #but i couldn't draw Price the way i wanted to.. so i decided to draw Soap to cope with that.. but then it turned into this horn knee thing #guess things worked out well in the end!! #my art #2024 #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #call of duty #cod #cod mw #cod mwiii #cod mwii #mw #modern warfare #mw2 #mw3 #soap cod #price cod #pricesoap #soapprice #soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #john price #captain john price #bravo six #art #fanart #digital art

[dustybones]

lil scene redraw from @tadpoleeater's fanfic

#i know the actual scene is a bit different don't come for me #i just really wanted to draw lae'zel screaming in the moonlit forest about her longing #shadowzel #lae'zel #shadowheart #scratch #bg3 #dusty art #please check out the fic too it's soooooo cute and fun

[cutie-lumi]

A mermaid fem!kanata design I made for nat's witch!natsume and sea creature!mugi AU last year 🐟🐟🐟

#ensemble stars #enstars #femstars #genderbend #kanata shinkai #art #my art #I UHHHHH i don't have anything to post this week bc i didnt draw anything last week so #HERES AN OLD SKETCH FOR U #i should have actually posted this a while ago here but i forgor #if youre seeing this you should check out all the artworks nat has made for their little au #PLEASE THEYRE SO GOOD AUGHHHHH #AND THE AU IS SO CUTE TOO!!!

[mikashida]

revengeance raiden my beloved

#He checks my boxes for favourite kind of video game guy (traumatized/silver hair/has a sword) #this was a Shinkawa style study. it didn't turn out quite how I wanted but it was really fun actually! I'll be trying this again for sure #metal gear #metal gear solid #metal gear rising #metal gear series #metal gear rising revengeance #metal gear fanart #mgr #mgs #mgrr #revengeance #metal gear raiden #raiden #mgr raiden #mgs raiden #raiden mgs #raiden mgr #metal gear revengeance #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #illustration #mikart

[doodlesforfics]

Two for One Special by @halfagone is a freaking hilarious one-shot.

#dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #clark kent #bruce wayne #all of halfagone's fics for dpxdc week slap check them out! #also tbh i didnt plan to draw first fanart for specifically this fic (ive actually been eyeing author's different series cause its amazing) #but it made giggle so hard so i had to haha. hope you will like the silly doodles halfagone! #Two For One Special by halfagone (milkywxy)

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[hinata-boke]

captain and vice captain

#haikyuu #my art #yamaguchi #kageyama #doodle #i want to see more of them interact!! #main interactions i remember are in the supplementary material #like that one audio thing where 1st years were walking home and talking abt one of their matches and kags compliments yams serve #and yams is surprised #and in the recent haikyuu fiesta where tsukki said yams would be best suited as captain #and kags said he should tell yams bc it would make him happy #i dunno i wanna see more of them just being amicable it makes me happy #its hard to be rude to yams bc hes actually just a relatively normal and nice guy jdsknffds #also the little scene where yamaguchi pushes kageyama to get checked out when he gets a nosebleed #my little captain

[commsroom]

Okay! Obviously, I love Wolf 359. The available scripts for Wolf 359 are recording scripts, meaning they're inaccurate in a ton of places when it comes to finalized or improvised dialogue, and don't function well as transcripts (especially since the scripts for the live show and some of the mini episodes were never made available.) That said, I think everyone should read the scripts; the sheer amount of physical description that you can feel in the show, even if you can't see it... I guarantee it will enhance your listening experience. Most visual show to ever be an audio drama. So, in pursuit of both of these goals at once, I went over every word in the scripts, and wrote up new scripts for the unavailable ones. Some of the sound effects described - especially in early episodes - might not line up exactly, because I didn't want to mess with the non-dialogue portion of the show, but I hope this strikes a good balance and can be a useful resource.

#wolf 359 #w359 #i went back to standardize some s1 formatting last minute so um if i accidentally deleted anything in the process. let me know? #or if there's anything else that stands out but. it should all be there more or less. the dialogue should be accurate now. #do whatever you want with these. compare them to the unedited recording scripts. #use them for screenshots of things you couldn't accurately screenshot before. #use them as actual functional transcripts for dialogue you can't parse. though i had to make some choices with cross talk #especially in the sound and the fury where most of it isn't really meant to be heard and it doesn't easily. format together. #anyway. um. that's it! i hope someone finds this useful and i hope it gets some more people to check out the scripts. maybe.

[avuck]

Sleepy sy-on boy

#sleeping with the door cracked bc aint no one actually checking on him #😔😔😔 #spy x family damian #damian desmond #spy x family #spy family #sxp #spy family chapter 67.1 #i think thats a narwal? #this is the fastest ive ever pumped out art jdgdjkfv #my art #fanart #sy on boy #this took 4 hours i read the chapter this morning