Summary: Eccentric staff members of an upstate New York theatre camp must band together when their beloved founder falls into a coma.
Release Date: July 14, 2023
Director: Molly Gordon and Nick Lieberman
Rating: PG-13
This movie fucking slaps and I believe it’s destined to become a cult classic! It’s hilarious and gay and hits close to home for everyone who has ever been a theater kid in any capacity. The cast slaps, and the soundtrack slays!
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every day we get on beyoncé’s internet and share our opinions on what we think the worst teen show is. some say it’s glee, others say pretty little liars. and if you’re uncultured and don’t know television history, you’re saying riverdale. you’re all forgetting the abomination that abc family unleashed on us... the secret life of the american teenager... the erasure is frankly upsetting. like how can we forget such hits as amy literally in sobbing in middle of a public park saying “i’m such a whore” and ben, her boyfriend, saying “you’re my whore” and being genuine. or grace losing her virginity and thinking she killed her father because it was good. or madison breaking up with jack because she didn’t like that they weren’t a secret anymore then him asking her to dance in the middle of his bedroom immediately after and turning on she don’t want a man by asher roth. or when they graduated and walked through the halls as a slowed down, sad version of girlfriend by avril lavigne played while flashbacks played. or when sarah palin’s daughter bristol was on the show for some reason. or grace having a secret brother from south africa played by jordan fisher who literally lives with them for a couple episodes and then just disappears. or when grace thought she might be a lesbian so she dressed “butch” and it was her wearing army camo and combat boots. or ricky cartwheeling poorly away from american gymnast shawn johnson who he apparently slept with. or someone, literally any character, bringing up sex for no reason every 2 minutes. or literally anything ben ever said. the show was a fever dream.
you pick just about any episode and any timestamp and it will be one of the worst, most entertaining things you’ve watched. recommending the show is almost a threat.
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Sophie Walten
(A blurred photo of what looks to be edd and molly walten)
"Okay, Sophie, let's start from the beginning, okay?"
"Alright."
"If you ever get uncomfortable or nervous in any way, please tell me, alright?"
"It's fine Jenny, don't worry."
"Okay, just making sure."
"Is it recording?"
"Yeah, don't worry."
"Good."
"Why are we recording this, again?"
"Hey, you said you have trouble remembering stuff, right? This might be really helpful."
"Makes sense..... I-I don't even know where to begin."
"What about the oldest memory you can think of?"
"Uhm, that's a tough one."
"Yeah, I know."
"...It's summer, I'm still in my teenage years, and I'm inside a police station."
"...oh"
"Yeah that's all I got."
"Uhm, why are you there to begin with?"
"They're interrogating me."
"About what?"
"....I, uh..... I don't know.."
"That's fine, hm, do you remember anyone in particular that you used to share a lot of memories with?"
"....Yeah, my mom."
"Wow, you never told me about her, what was she like?"
"She looked like me, but she had curly dark brown hair, she was tall too."
"Alright."
"During most of summer, it was just the two of us."
"What about the rest of your family?"
"...."
"Hm, okay okay, let's stick with her, what was her name?"
"Rose... No, no, it was Rosemary."
"Alright, how was she like?"
"She was very caring and kind, but not like.... too kind, y'know?"
"Mhm?"
"As in, she'd let you know if something annoyed her."
"Ohh, okay."
"...Yeah, it wasn't until my dad well.. disappeared that she started acting different."
"How so?"
"She became more unstable, not as in.. she became insane or something, she just, felt more 'sad', I could tell whenever she'd try to act nice so I wouldn't feel bad myself, her eyes had a certain..... look to them, a sad look."
"....damn."
"Yeah, and she was extremely over-protective with me, I can't quite remember why."
"...what about your father?"
"....my dad?"
"mhm"
"I.... I don't remember his name, actually."
"That's odd."
"I don't remember a lot about my dad, most of the time I would spend it with my mom, my dad was always busy with work."
"What was he like?"
"I can't remember. Only thing I remember is his voice. A deep, quiet and very intimidating tone whenever he would speak, he'd barely ever raise his voice too."
"You mean whenever he was angry?"
"...oh"
"What?"
"Well, he usually had a... temper."
"hm?"
"Anger Issues."
"....So was he, well... y'know"
"What? No, no no not all..... he loved us."
"Ah, good to know."
".....he loved us."
The photo remains even after the text has been fully replaced with the words:
Do you believe in happy endings?
Around this year the text changed again
"I know what I'm getting myself into. You don't, do not try your luck."
".....he loved us."
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Molly,
Thank you for Bruises. Wow only 2 more chapters to go 😭. It’s so good and you have to know you’re my favorite author by far.
Wondering 🤔, are we going to get a spicy 🌶 reunion between our fav couple when Kate comes back home?
I know, I can't believe it's nearly done! My longest story ever, already 94,000 words. Insane.
Yes there will be a spicy reunion next week. And it will happen in Kate and Anthony's favourite locale: ✨the bathtub ✨
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