#he got 5 points for this as he should

[cloudberrylane]

Prize Task: The greatest orange thing.

Taskmaster NZ (2023): A love bomb.

#taskmaster #taskmaster new zealand #taskmaster nz #tmnz #ray o'leary #jeremy wells #comedy #tv #s04e01 #he got 5 points for this as he should #tho jeremy did get the prize task rules wrong #whoever gets the most points after the ep gets to take home all the prizes not the person who wins the prize task #sort of makes him a fitting taskmaster tho lol #also bubbah's reactions represent so many of us- #alsooo jeremy asking if ray's the greatest orange thing when there's the running joke about his tan

[crownconstellation]

so with this year’s April Fool’s event, which is themed after the Chinese Zodiac, A3! has given almost every character confirmed official birth years depending on what zodiac clan they were assigned to! these are as follows:

?????? - Guy, Azuma (they were assigned the cat, which is an unofficial / excluded zodiac sign. clever move, Liber.)

1987 (Rabbit) - Sakyo

1991 (Ram) - Homare

1992 (Monkey) - Chikage, Hisoka

1993 (Rooster) - Tsumugi

1994 (Dog) - Tasuku, Itaru

1995 (Pig) - Citron

1997 (Ox) - Omi

1998 (Tiger) - Misumi, Kazunari

1999 (Rabbit) - Tsuzuru

2000 (Dragon) - Banri, Juza

2001 (Snake) - Sakuya, Tenma, Taichi

2002 (Horse) - Masumi, Kumon

2003 (Ram) - Yuki, Muku

2004 (Monkey) - Azami

(Izumi got assigned Rat, which would be 1996, but based on canon statements about her age (her knowing Sakyo as a kid + her being the same general age as TaTsm), she’s presumably a 1992-1993 baby & she got put in Rat solely bc no one else filled that slot.)

#a3 #a3! act addict actors #listing all this has made me realise the way a3 labels ages is…. interesting. #bc of how it does things people who may be only a few months apart in age will be listed as an entire year apart #because based on these birthdays it lists everyone as the age they’re turning within that act (going april to march) #so say… tasuku who’s only a few months older than itaru is listed as a year older than him bc he turned 23 right before act 1. whereas itar #turns 23 at the start of it. and then tasuku turns 24 in february. and then for acts 2 on the ages just tick up one #so even tho for most of the year they’re the same age tasuku will be listed as older #this is the same for masumi & kumon and sakuya & taiten #this makes a lot of age assignments for the students Interesting also bc they seem younger than they should be? #maybe i got too used to how enstars does the age stuff but 15-16 for 1st years 16-17 for second years 17-18 for third years… #but a3 has the third years turn 17 During their third year & etc. sakuya turns 17 at the very end of the school year #and it can’t be the march birthdays being the start of the year loop bc then sakuya would be a 2000 baby and masumi 2001 #i think i’m overthinking this LOL. well anyways! #i also saw someone point out homare is three days too early to be a goat so LOL i don’t think they thought this through past general year #on that note is it goat or is it ram. i see people use them interchangeably. well anyways #bri.txt #omi literally only five (5) days younger than me… #also i just realised. tsuzuru being assigned rabbit LOLLLLLLLLLLL he is never getting past the white rabbit

[papirouge]

If The Chosen has million haters, then I'm one of them.

If The Chosen has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE.

If The Chosen has no hater, that means I'm dead.

#my psychotic ass is currently watching a 5 hours exposé about this shitshow and ooooohhhh boi #did you know Roumie prayed next to some Saint dead corpse basket before taking the role #and prayed HIM (not God) abt whether he should take it #and he got a vision of doors opening and an organ playing #HOMIE THAT WAS THE DEMONS YOU SUMMONED BY PRAYING A DEAD MAN'S BODY!!!!! #he accepted the role and look at it #immediate stardom #NONE OF THAT IS FROM GOD #MILLIONS OF $$ GROSSED by that movie filled With blasphemy #i mean at one point the jesus in the movie says his mom 'he wouldn't do anything without her'???? #THEE Jesus Christ??? #who literally said he didn't have brother sisters or mother meaning he didn't rely on ANYONE??? #I hate this movie with a burning passion #the more I learn about it the more of its wrongfulness come to my knowledge #The Chosen #this is a The Chosen hate blog #papi watch

[darabeatha]

LET HIM C O O K 🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️

#;ooc #ooc #A.SCLEPIUS SOLOS❗️❗️❗️ #/i say this as he lit got blasted by k.intoki's np into oblivion #/NO OK BUT HE TOOK S.IGURD'S NP WITHOUT ANY DMG #/i had no idea he had the invincible trait like listen when i play f.go my brain is like;; hehehehehehhhheeh buster- #/I DO N O T MAKE STRATEGIES #i basically grab all my s.ervants who have high atk and slap themthere #the funny thing ismy a.sclepius is only lvl 55- #/like u know when u dont have any left points to put a 5 starso u put a 3 star #i should have borrowed someone's k.ittyjuna #make a double k.ittyjuna team

[snowflop]

I want to be a hater about the cyl results so I'm making my own post so i can bitch in the tags about it. The tags will get long so the tldr is BOOOO everybody but Alfonse.

#man. MAN!!! after all the hexes and curses I tried to set upon her Bern sure did win huh. #like on the one hand i'm impressed on the other i hate her!! i hate her i hate her and I'm tired of pretending I don't!! #when i was playing 3h i could appreciate her good moments in between being insufferable and i liked her alright. she was fine #but like. we're 5 years out from 3h at this point and i'm just fucking sick of her. i don't understand her lasting popularity. i'm tired #Felix... should have been Sylvain. #i like him fine. he grew on me. but he certainly is not one of my enduring favourites from 3h. he fades into obscurity for me. #that said i don't hate him. i'm happy for his fans. you guys worked hard (clearly) deserved i just #i love 3h!! i do! but like. the accident was 5 years ago it's time to let her go. #and out of all the guys in 3h! if it had to be one of them! him? fr? whatever. #i've just never cared for f!robin. i feel nothing looking at her. less then nothing. #so i guess her winning isn't. bad per say. i guess it's a non issue. #that brings us back to MY MAN!!! ALFONSE!! lets goooooooooo #i'm so happy for him. always really liked Alfonse he's so <3<3 #i know i don't post about him that much but #it's just that me and feh itself have a tumultuous relationship so i don't see him as much as i'd like >_> #he's the one i'm going to pick and i'm not going to bother rolling for the others #also the fact we have to wait til the 31st for the full results is agonizing #i wanna know if Rein survived. he didn't make ton 20 but i have to know how bad it is #if it's horrible the reason is obvious. he got an alt the week before cyl #can't imagine that'll put him at the top of anybodies list for needing at alt (except mine lol) #but still. at this point i'm just hoping for top 50 orz #snow blogging

[emile-hides]

They were not kidding, you really can go anywhere anytime in this game huh

#Emile's Arts #Pokemon Scarlet #Guess who may have cheesed a jump you're not supposed to make until after you unlock the rideable legendary #And then proceeded to get creamed by a Dunsparce #Not to worry my starter was already level 13 and he handled it marginally better #(was able to run away) #Besties I am SO lost ALL THE TIME in this game #I got lost in the swsh wild area you think I can play a whole GAME BUILT LIKE THAT #It's me an Pachirisu against the world here I have no clue where I am any of the time #I don't like it I don't get the love for open world games I feel so lost and like I'm making no progress ever #And I'm scared to interact with anyone or anything because what if it's 40 levels above me how could I possibly know #I have a route planned but I still get the liner game itch to search every nook and crany for items and stuff #Also I'm broke is anyone else just??? Broke???? All The Time in this game???? What's up with that???? #Every time the game gives me a pop up that I can go back to school and take a class I get so happy #YES! A SMALL SPACE WITH LIMITED MOVEMENT OPTIONS AND CLEAR GOALS #Take me to school I do not want to do the treasure hunt #Grandpa PLEASE let me stay in school #I have basically all the Pokemon I want at this point I already have a team of 5 #No idea who the 6th should be I want it to be the sushi dragon fish but they aren't till late late game huh #I mean I guess in THEORY you can go get one whenever you want that's the point of open world games huh #But it's still a level 50 wild Pokemon and I am just now getting my team to their 20's soooooo #Pass.... #Yo the map turning to match what direction your facing is there a way to??? Turn that off???? #Can I lock the map or something PLEASE????

[whitestopper]

Actually, can we also get a story about a bi person who’s already comfortable in their sexuality and has to deal with biphobia from external sources? Because for as much as I know those stories are important, I’m really tired of seeing the “straight-to-bi” storyline, especially when that bi person will usually only have same-sex relationships post-acceptance, usually with a gay protagonist who’s already comfortable in their sexuality and has to help the bisexual accept their identity (because god forbid two bisexuals end up in a relationship, let alone have one of them an affirming figure). I want to see a character being openly bisexual in more than one relationship, with people of different genders and sexualities. No matter how nuanced or well-written the “straight-to-bi” storyline is, I’m getting sick of seeing it.

ADDITION: I also want to see portrayals of biphobia that isn’t based on homophobia. Yeah, the two are linked but when I have to hear about how bisexuals will always cheat on their partner and are never happy and are actually just straight/gay but should just pick a side, stories about dealing with homophobia just don’t make me feel seen.

And I want gnc bisexuals too.

#it mine #crazy ex girlfriend #crazy ex-girlfriend #ceg #heartstopper #netflix heartstopper #sex education #se #the closest we’ve gotten to the opposite was glee where brittany tries to get santana to come out #but glee was full of biphobia and also was glee so of course it wasn’t pulled off well #i’m sorry you all should know i love nick but the closest he got to a bi figure was that youtuber #he couldn’t talk to another bi person irl? no one? #literally bi himself :( #darryl is cool because he’s a grown man with a kid #and he’s ecstatic about his sexuality within 5 episodes of figuring it out #but ceg is also kind of biphobic at points:/ #(‘kinsey 1.8’... whatshername never getting a label... sigh...) #< using whatshername to avoid spoilers btw #fuck adam groff :) #need to watch cucumber when i go home #the only show i can think of with an affirming bi protag is #feel good #which is also a semi-autobiography

[majimassqueaktoy]

I miss Haruka.

#Don't think it ever occurred to me how integral Haruka is in making Yakuza as a series what it is until she was down for the count in 6 #Like you guys have followed me you know that I love her dearly- I did all the Haruka's trust stuff because she's that beloved by me #it's not as if I haven't found her extremely important the entire time #but it does just strike that once you take Haruka mostly out of the equation Kiryu does not feel whole as a character #if it weren't for her he would have probably died years back #Like I love Majima so much but Majima doesn't have to be interacting with Kiryu in a Kiryu game for me to still be having a good time #with Haruka its like. No she HAS to be here in some way or shape or it just feels empty and lonely #5 was so interesting because they were separated and we got to see how that separation effected them. #I don't know what I'm talking about the point I'm making is Haruka's like a sleeper agent #You SHOULD love her from the get go but she slides into the series so well that you don't even question her presence its just like Yeah #She has to be here. If you take Haruka away and she didn't exist in the games I wouldn't love them half as much because she's the constant #through line and heart of the series. To the point where I think people underestimate how much she makes these games special #... I love Haruka 🤧

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOR ME I FINALLY GOT THE ANGSTY BOY BLESS THE 3K GIFT GEMS

Now they can have matching outfits

#personal #pokemon masters #thinking back he actually only needed 199 scout points to arrive #in comparison to serena's 265 scout points #it's just that i'm very much broke of non paid gems #okay i got three kalosian master fairs #i should be okay even without getting ss diantha for the kalos extreme battles #gonna wait for kalos va part 2 #i like dawn and lisia's new year alt tho they're beautiful #also yeah i candied calem to 2/5 #gonna save up for kalos VA part 2 #if nothing interesting happens (which is likely but who knows) i'll spend gems on anni steven's banner

[alloutshirt]

disclaimer : this is a personal life vent look away

shouldn’t be sharing this but i need to take it off my brain (wow reading it back it really sounds like i lost my mind but unfortunately it’s all true and not all of it fits in 30 tags lmaooo)

#because at this point it’s too funny not to share #keep in mind that all of this happened in the last two months 😭 #so my dad wants to introduce us to his new gf who he met barely two weeks ago on holidays and will now move in and look for a job here caus #she’s from romania and wants to stay ????? #i know because my dad asked me to clear my room so she has one which okay i guess #my room that’s currently full cause we had to get the stuff we stored at my grandparents following my parents breakup as they’re themselves #getting a divorce after 60 years together and selling the family home we all grew up in #this happening because my grandma got diagnosed with alzheimer n my grandpa so this as an escape door to talk about her being violent #cause breaking news we all looked up to them as the inspiration for a couple but apparently she’s been abusive their whole life #we also just learned to our last name should be different as my grandpa never knew his dad and too his mothers name #all of this we learned having to question our aunt cause we found out by randomly seeing to house on selling website and our dad just sayin #'sometimes people aren’t in love anymore' like we’re 5 yo #i don’t think my dad ever processed any emotion #taking it back to my dad he wants to introduce us on the 16th which funny thing is the day my mom is getting married to her partner #and im still not sure if my dad knows #marriage that makes me sicker the closer it gets cause the guy is a walking red flag and lately i haven’t seen my mom that much #cause i can’t stand him and how she is when he’s around #which he always. is. #oh and his daughter who hasn’t talked to him in years and truly i get it sis will be here but everyone knows #it’s to ask him for the money he doesn’t have again #so im torn but also i up she makes a fuss and everything gets cancel so i don’t have to talk to my mom about how she’s doing exactly #what she promised to never fall for again after finally ditching my dad #and like at least my mom’s side is out of the equation as there’s probably still a murderer on the loose looking for her sicko sister #who herself threatened my mom several times cause my mom dared calling her out on abandoning her disabled daughter to live #with their parents for twenty years and still now with them nearing 80 being sick and broke cause they never made it official and she’s #still the one getting money support lmaooo #oh how could i forget im also staying at my dads cause my big sister moved back with my mom and took my room #following her breakup with her bf of 4 years when she caught him cheating with a 16 years old #oh and now some of my best friends are still deliberating wether they ever wanna talk to me again #this could be fine if i could cry **** *** and dissociate but i no longer have my own room :) being so so brave rn :)

[abra-ka-dammit]

wake and bake to try to forget the desperate unemployment situation i am currently facing

#someone's government aid came to my mailbox instead of theirs #i left it stuck into their box i hope they get it #i should probably look into that at this point #i was sure by january's passage i would have a new job but it's starting to feel unlikely #i guess 5 years at my previous job just aint good lookin enough #nor is a referral from my old coworker at the place he got hired at #lmao fml #stupid shit

[alectology-archive]

This is such a random thought but post book 7 we're headed towards what is clearly a downspiral for Rand. And at this point he's ruling multiple nations so you'd think that the the trigger points that keep the downspiral going would be very significant events - possibly political, personal or battlefield failures. And while we do get those failures, they're not the focal points causing the downspiral - what we get instead is Min playing Damsel in Distress to wreck his mental health instead. Why. This is not a romance novel. Also please, Aviendha and Elayne exist!! Why do they get so little time with him!!!

#notable points being - #1. rand and min fucking to comfort each other in acos (??? why.) and rand entering a depressive episode thinking min didn't want it #(it's the lack of communication! the overabundance of fuckening when they should be talking!) #2. tpod asha'man traitors nearly getting him and min and rand focussing on how they nearly got min #3. her telling cadsuane personal info about rand that she uses to antagonize and control him #4. rand losing a hand trying to protect her #5. rand going into Major Depression after being forced to strangle min in tgs #6. the sheer nonsense of her being used to serve more Trauma to rand when she gets taken by the seanchan when he's in shayol ghul. #whatever #text #wheel of time #wot book spoilers

[iron-sides]

you know what we deserve a really good light-hearted but like high quality (so like conflict but happy ending and its not angstporn. like a happy medium) 100k work 10 chapter high school au a la les mis fandoms world aint ready. im not going to write it but someone shoulg :(

#bf #guyssss if u can bring urself to read fic abt ppl youve never heard of (or are willing to read les mis or listen to me infodump) u should r #read world aint ready its soooo good :(( like not to hold up les mis as being the fandom w 3 of my all time top 5 fics but theres smth #in the WATER there. mostly gay ppl and tiem #anyway its sooo sweet its fake dating its your friend running away from her abusive foster family its getting to know ur new rich #who isnt actually as snobby and uckers as u thought he was and its making the world better for ur friends and its prom and its #social justice club at a shitty school and its a sewing machine under ur bed that doesnt belong to you and it has my whole heart :(( #i wanna reread it but i shant bc then i will reread cityverse and that will be far more upsetting #ANYWAY THE POINT IS. its long its really good and its got Tropes Galore so i want it carnally but for like scarian or smth #idk #my thots #ficposting

[godhasforsnakenme]

BOOK REVIEW 📖

Last year I kept track of the series & films I watched; this year I've decided to keep track of whatever books I read! So this one is for the month of January – I'll share these sometime after the month is over, or if I read more than one book during the month, I will do their reviews as soon as I finish the book :)

#ben picks up reading again #dania rambles about shit #should note that this is not spoiler free (don't give much context but still) #i would read it again just to catch all the parallels and symbolism #chose to read this on libby bc of the option to highlight and keep notes in one spot bc jfc I would've annotated tf out of a physical copy #doing this completely from my phone and made my own little template because I couldn't find any good ones for free #what else ummmm oh right this is like a basic answer/question and I ramble off topic but still within some type of margin #read that fanfic I recommend really since I feel like it's better written aka maybe I just like it more bc it has a happy ending #and it includes all the same problems that the characters of the original book went through (for the most part) #anyway 4/5 stars and not 5 bc like I got tired of clare's pov bc it felt like there was no different between #the varying ages we get once we reach her at like 12 and up #henry also affected this bc like he's likable but so stupid and shouldve studied paradoxes or something to solve his problems #again rambling it needs a fix it but blah blah not really their suffering is a main point of the book :) #yeah so structured like a traditional one but I focus on not so traditional aspects bc I have a way of analyzing things #as if I have an essay to write on it lmaooooo #these are handwritten bc I like to keep track in case it worsens due to my cubital tunnel affected wrist #(im a righty; lefty on the other hand has carpal tunnel but that only affects when I do hand on projects like pottery or painting) #I'm giving free trivia/lore about myself here lol

[rubys-domain]

i love hinata so much wtf

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !! #every time i unlock and read one of his stories i love him more and more #he's me in an alternate universe where my mental health never went to shit #of course later i'm probably gonna realize that i barely have anything in common with him at all besides surface level things #but feeling like i've found a kindred soul is too rare of a feeling for me to not relish in it even though i might be projecting #i also got him to rank c btw #it pains me that i don't have enough cards to get him to rank b #also i have no idea whether to continue saving for a guarantee on his feature scout or not #cuz i decided that since i want so many cards coming to the memorial shop at some point，i should try to get mem coins every chance i get #but it would also feel like a waste if i didn't come out of this event with a new 5 star. and the more useful to me is the 3mim 5 star so #but i can already just barely get s+ score on almost all songs at this point #and again，i don't really need either of those colors for the upcoming 2wink events