#he just fuckin goes off

[lysxandre-archived]

This man will talk about whatever the hell he wants in the café he owns.

#i'm laughing it's absolutely a thing for this lysandre #he just fuckin goes off #it's all that hate #he hates

[nerdpoe]

Jason Todd is stealing the tires off of the Batmobile, when a man walks up on him doing it.

The man stares at him, nods, and just says "I'll keep a look out, man, go go go!"

So Jason does, and he gets all four tires with the man's help.

The man introduces himself as Danny Foley, and asks Jason if he wants to go get some burgers.

Danny, meanwhile, has decided that yes. This is the child he will adopt. He just has to convince the kid of that.

Batman has to call in Alfred to bring around his backup vehicle with spare tires, and little Timmy gets some wonderful shots of Batman having to replace his own tires.

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #i prefer the eternal trio #sam and tucker are already waiting at Batburger when Danny comes in with a tiny Jason #they take it in stride #all adult minds went to the same result #“we must adopt this chaos child” #the conversation goes like #“stole the tires off the batmobile you say? nice.” #“are u sure that you'll get the proper price amount for them? do you want me to come along to make sure you do?” #“I can teach you how to evade authorities really well. Like REALLY well. wanna learn?” #Also fuckin batman finding out about tim way sooner #because he heard tim giggling #but he decided to let it slide cuz that's just a kid having some fun #he can always get more tires

[tianhai03]

4nero doodle

#went on a rant related to hoodie jackets on twitter (that had nothing to do with son boy here) #but i just thought of him and wanted to draw him :) #i wonder if he ever got back the headphones he fuckin flung off before fighting dante... #i hope he forced dante to get him new ones at one point. like he deserves <33 #devil may cry #nero(dmc) #allyart #i care nero he's like the tiny and angry little white pomeranian puppo my aunt has #anytime he's with my aunt he gets angy at anyone who tries to get close to him #but the moment my aunt goes away everyone's free to pet him. he turns into a shy little goofball. thats just straight up nero behaviour #except nero will probably bite back if you try to get close to him with or without kyrie around LMAO

[cairafea]

stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.

#people meeting the touden party for the first time: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH #falin: he don't bite :) #to some people he's so incomprehensible that he circles right back around to being some white guy #izutsumi joining and properly seeing laios: you're seeing that thing right. i can't be hallucinating you're seeing this shit too right. #marcille and chilchuck who just see some dude: yea it's just our token male tallman #nothing changes in the first half of dungeon meshi except falin didn't die but laios ate the red dragon and thistle forcibly kicks them out #the second half of the story is everyone desperately trying to hide laios from the canaries #while the man himself wanders off to hunt for winged lion meat #kabru: ok so hear me out. the touden party aren't hiding anything haha no falin's brother goes to another dungeon. #but theoretically if he was in the dungeon right now and he was also an ancient eldritch monster capable of eating the world what would u d #mithrun: ...there's another touden? #the winged lion is fucking terrified of laios. the winged lion does not know if eldritch monsters can eat demons. #the winged lion is about to find out. #finale of this au is a kaiju battle between the demon and laios #laios #laios touden #laios thorden #falin touden #falin thorden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #my art #fanart #art #doodle #don't repost or your tibia is going in the broth next

[llumimoon]

My favorite Normal hc is that he’s really sweet and friendly with his friends and strangers but he’s fucking BRUTAL with his family.

I just think it’s really funny HAVAVSJAHSND like “here’s a tip, be a better sister! God!” and “Someone’s dead? Is that what you said? So that’s one us, and how many you guys?”

Normal’s tolerance for his family’s bullshit is SO LOW atm !! Get their ass !!!

#dndads #cal rambles #ITS SO FUNNY TO ME EHAGAJAHA HE SEES ANOTHER OAK AND ITS ON FUCKIN SIGHT #I’m just WAITING for Normal to go OFF on both Lark and Sparrow I think he deserves it #this is a little out of character but I think it would be SOOOO FUNNY #if when Sparrow questions Normal’s taste in partners #(like THE COP’S KID? THE WEIRDO RIDDLE GUY? A FOSTER ??????) #and Normal just goes #“why would I take relationship advice from the guy who married the woman who cheated on him?’’ #like OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! #i think that’s a tinge too mean for Norm but I think it would be SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY #dndads spoilers #ALMOST FORGOT THAT TAG

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

not to out myself on main but Katsuki Bakugo continues to make me fucking insane

#there is a REASON he's in my list of top five fav characters #that boy makes me RABID- #literally hes the only reason ive kept up with the manga. that and ive stuck with it for so long i wanna see how it ends #anyway just finished pacing and ranting and Decimating an apple bc. be cause. #i saw someone go 'wait bakugo is save to win?' #YES! YES! HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SAVE TO WIN HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER IS SAVE TO WIN #HIS ACTUAL BATTLES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOCUSED ON SAVING #I HAVE BEEN SCREECHING THIS AT MY CEILING FOR YEARS HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SAVE TO WIN!!!! #marking him as Win To Save is a fundamental misunderstanding of his character IM SORRY IT IS. IT IS #he has ALWAYS focused more on saving while izuku goes straight for the enemies' jugular #god. hes just. FINALLY BAKUGO GETS TO SHINE and Everyone gets to see who he really is im feral #the moment i saw him i was fascinated and over the years his character has aged like a FINE fuckin wine #its so rare to find a character with such stellar development. like damn. fuck. hes catnip to me #he started my love of analyzing the fuck out of characters and striving to understand them the best i can #punching a wall and wailing YOU DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I DO #honestly if i ever did a video essay it would be on him. and why he's such a good fucking character #say what you will about bnha but god damn he's phenomenal. horikoshi really went tf off with him #BAKUGO BBY IM SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK ITS BEEN SO LONG <3 #absolutely unprompted #i literally. i literally got a bkdk charm keychain #both bc yeah theyre iconic but also i could not resist the bakugo on it. hes too cute #i finally feel excited for the manga and the story again bc MY BOY IS BACK IN THE GAME LETS GOOOOOO #cant wait to see him absolutely slay serve Steal The Spotlight #stg hes gonna save all might AND take down afo while broccoli boy handles McCrusty #lets go bakugoooo LETS FUCKING GOOOOO #WE ARE SO FUCKIGN BACK BABEYYYYYYY #bakugo? no. bakuback!!! #BC HES NO LONGER DEAD ON THE GROUND YEEHAW HAWYEE

[demobatman]

eddie telling steve how someone who jumped straight in after him into danger is someone steve should pursue romantically after being like "haha yeah but i jumped in TOO like youre such a cool guy good thing im down here RISKING MY LIFE FOR YOU lol just like nancy haha"

#also the forced stancy is so fucking UNNATURAL #like first off? eddie would never say that shit. why would he give a fuck #helping two people who used to fuckin torment him? respectfully no. he Doesnt fucking know them #just say nancy is badass and move on like #same goes for robin. so stupid #ramble #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #fruity four

[dennisboobs]

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#absolutely do not want to argue because i get where the post is coming from with but im gonna give some thots #re: dennis autism!!!! ok!!!!! #ive talked about it before but there is WAY more to him being autistic than just the buzzer noises. when i first watched that i was like #is THIS really why people hc him as autistic. :/ and i get it! i do! i think he has misophonia inherited from glenn personally #its actually why i captioned the noise sensitive den gifsets as that rather than just. autism. #but personally i see his scripted social interactions and i go. yeah. me. me fuckin too. #and his outbursts. which are VERY personally relatable to me #i have uh. basically the same triggers? very similar triggers at least #i think dennis' neurodivergency presents itself differently because of his upbringing and thats why a lot of ppl go ???? when you say. #'yea i think den's autistic actually' #and like i said i was absolutely like. what the hell are people talking about. he's not autistic #but uh. on rewatches? hm. #dennis quite literally masks almost 24/7 #charlie has no qualms about being perceived as like. weird. but dennis masks SO hard. SSSSSSOOOOO hard #i once saw a post like. charlie has boy autism and dennis has girl autism which honestly fucking hate that but its... kiiiind of true #ASD presents itself differently in adults depending on early social conditioning #mac fights gay marriage. group dates. new wheels. dee day. celebrity booze. all the big ones. all the hits. #look how he acts when he goes off script and is forced to speak off the cuff #the way glenn describes him as being very emotional but unable to adequately express his emotions too like. yeah. same. #theres so much more than the noise sensitivity #i could go on and on about how many fucking boxes he ticks but i honestly hate that shit. i know how autism works and that bitch is autisti #im going to refrain from commenting on the reasons why i feel charlie is more acceptably hced as autistic vs dennis because mmmmm but #dennis being 'hypersexual' (not about the sex. at all) and socially adept (has scripts/systems. charlie is more emotionally intelligent) #smells a lil stinky. smells a little bit like infantilization on charlie's part. #ada speaks #ok ill spare you guys. someday ill write a proper meta on this. ive talked about it before but.

[shodansbabygirl]

season 5 of house m.d. is just me continuously screaming at my monitor "SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ADDERAL"

#greg posting #house md #he goes off on the fuckin 'im scared nothings going to help and after a few days of anything my brain will start looking for a new fix' and #im just like 'wow he's just like me fr' #house and me shaking hands over being a chronically painful asshole with unmedicated adhd

[fate-defiant]

Ducks favorite ninja turtle is Michaelangelo. Fakir claims he doesn't have one but secretly he is partial to Leo. Mytho's favorite is Raph. Rue genuinely doesnt have a favorite.

#ninja turtles here is meant in a general sense i had no specific iteration in mind #princess tutu #fate.txt #duck #fakir #mytho #rue #everyone would be like fakir whats your favorite ninja turtle and hed be like “Um. I think about other stuff usually.” #and then rue would immediately pick a turtle to stan just to piss him off #and goes oh yea Leo. Luv that turtle. I love his uuuh. Sword was it? Right. of course it fuckin' is. #Author immediately gets kin assigned donnie by everyone else because Ha Nerd and he is soooo miffed. #Lillies fav is raph but she doesn't Get Him #Pique also likes Mikey the most and she Gets Him. #You know when someone is a certified [character] scholar? yeag #also obviously mytho is a certified raph scholar #I could go on like this all night

[butwhatifidothis]

Ultimately, I think one of the worst things Hopes does wrt its writing of Claude is take out all of the complexities and contradictions that had made him so interesting to begin with.

OG Claude lies and manipulates people and closes himself off while still searching for the truth and wanting people to come together and be open with each other, because of how his traumas meld together with his dreams. He says that he'll do whatever it takes to get what he wants and shows off opportunistic tendencies and then buckles at the first sight of innocents getting hurt, because no matter how much he wants what he wants he still prioritizes the lives of the people around him over anything else. He knows of people's capacity to hurt others for petty or illogical reasons - was raised with that knowledge beating its existence into him - and yet still dreams of a world where people of different lands and cultures can still be friends, because that is how tightly he holds onto his dreams. He's a kind person with the capacity for being a dick, and his contradictions add on so much to his character; they in large part are his character.

Hopes Claude? He lies and manipulates people and closes himself off... and that's it. He says he'll do whatever it takes to get what he wants... and he does. He knows of people's capacity to hurt others for petty or illogical reasons... and has no real dreams of stopping it (or dreams of anything in the future really, by his own admission) and he indulges in that very behavior himself, seemingly without any awareness. He is untrustworthy, and manipulative, and opportunist... and that's it. What you see is what you get. And if this were a character unto themselves, if we're kind and we ignore all of the other issues with Hopes!Claude's writing, that would be a fun enough villain to follow around.

But it's not; this is supposed to be Claude. This is a character who has so much of his foundations be built on the idea that what he presents on the surface isn't all that he seems. That he's more than a character who is just "tee hee I'm only pretending to be nice but I'm actually eeeeevil evil evil evil evil evil evil," but someone who both uses kindness as a means to an end and embodies it genuinely. Warm yet calculated, a good man with real flaws - THAT is who Claude is. Hopes Claude is who Claude is if you strip him of any complexity - He Is Only Pretending To Be Good, But Actually He Is Bad.

He's just... easier to swallow, in a sense. Claude is a good person who is willing and able to do bad things, but only up to a very specific, very clear point, all for a good dream he's held onto for years and plans extensively to make a reality in the future; Clyde is a shit person who's willing to do everything short of bombing specifically whatever land he himself is ruling, all for what essentially amounts to no concrete purpose. There's no need to think about Clyde as hard, since he just does what he does because he's doing it and that's enough.

It's why I'm glad I am Dev-Approved to just fuckin' ignore Hopes entirely as a horrific fever dream, because Hopes does not understand what made Claude so lovable at all

#clyde discourse #like alongside ALL of the other issues with Hopes' treatment of Claude this one is just. a huge one for me lol #Underutilized as Claude was in 3H he was still SO interesting to think about! What he showed off was SO refreshing! #because he took the I am Not Who I Seem Tee Hee trope and turned it on its head #his strict moral boundaries and sincerity in his love for his pipe dream contrasted so well with his underhandedness and genuine flaws #he's manipulative! he can be opportunistic! he's secretive and yet he noses around other people's business! #he has qualities that are VERY flawed! #but he never goes too far; he never intentionally puts people in danger; he apologizes and tries to make up for his missteps #ultimately his pros outweigh his cons and he comes out a complex character #MEANWHILE #fuckin' CLAUTHEW over here #he makes so many people MISERABLE with his actions in the war and does not give a shit #he kills or otherwise threatens to kill anyone who gets in the way of him grabbing more power - even innocent people #he just closes his eyes and ears to ANY information given to him that contradicts his viewpoints #and slurps up any that validates his confirmation bias no matter HOW untrustworhy the source is #he is NOTHING. He's interesting in the same way getting hit in the face with a cinderblock sounds fun; IT ISN'T #just wanted to rant a bit about it lol

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Poor Quality Gifs. High Quality Bassist.

#The man always knows how to give a good goddamn performance #them basslines course through his body charging up all that power and then he just goes fuckin' off #anyone else wanna claw at that black shirt and chew on that silver chain of his 'til you grind your teeth off? #or do you consider yourself a normal person unlike myself? #And that's it for my new segment: Lucy the rabbit's✨R E F L E C T I O N S✨ #Sam Rivers #Limp Bizkit #SAM. I. AM. #Sammy Boy #Bass Boss #Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday #down the rabbit hole

[saeiken]

more jojo sketches :>

#jjba part 5 #jjba #bruno bucciarati #leone abbacchio #guido mista #vinegar doppio #bruabba #my art #the first one is based off of (what i think is) a fashion magazine cover i found on pinterest #i saw it an i immediately was like oh theyre in jojo poses #asjdhlsklkm ok story time i just remembered something #im in a printmaking class this semester and our tables are pretty low so that you can screenprint easily #but last week everyone was working on stuff on laptops #and so my professor goes around looking at everyones work #and every single time he stops to talk to someone he would lean his elbows on the table and like. arch his back #and like his feet were abt 5 whole feet apart. he was in a Stance #ass popped for the world to see #me an my friend were fuckin dying #real life jojo pose...

[vagueiish]

concept: astarion getting cocky after taking on that bear, a night or so later coming across a deer and thinking 'hah, this should be cake!'

...and then getting absolutely wrecked by a whole herd in an almost cartoonish display of violence because deer are vicious fucks and it's the prey animals you have to watch out for

#astarion #i'm basing this off science i read here so i'm probably wrong #but i also dont care enough to do research and confirm either way because #it would be fucking hilarious to me #bc larger predaror animals are lazy fucks anyway right? unless theyre hunting or whatever #astarion gets the drop on a sleeping bear. maybe the bear wakes up #gets a few swipes in -- which is where astarion's mentioned bloodloss comes in #but ultimately astarion comes out on top #and is like 'fuck i am so good at this hunting thing' #which.....he's spent 200 years stalking the streets of a city doing a completely different type of hunting #certainly he'd have to have stealth down and know how to defend himself in case something goes wrong #but hunting animals is a bit of a different ballgame isnt it? #so he gets lucky. and then gets cocky #and he probably doesnt know about deer. yknow? #or maybe he would but that's not funny #so some night later. aw. a fawn! #fuckin bambi should be easy pickings #so he's about to take a bite when... idk. would it be funnier if he just gets gored by an antler or like... #hears a rustling. here comes another deer staring him down #he waves the deer away like 'don't worry. i'm sure i'll have room for your blood as well' #and then the deer hisses at him and charges him and he has a moment of realization that #He Has Fucked Up #more deer join the fray. he barely escapes with his unlife. #at camp the next day it's clear he's been in a scuffle #he lies and claims he barely escaped like a gnoll attack or something #does anyone believe him? i dont know #somebody uses the tadpole to see the deer massacre #those who dont know laugh at him. those that do.... #'dude. you can't just fuck with deer' #and they all have a laugh about it later

[todayisafridaynight]

Ok but here's also some shit I remember about Yakuza 4 that absolutely tickles me

Akiyama is a stupid slut who thinks a single row of books is enough to hide his big money vault; that he has more chemistry with Arai and Tanimura than Yasuko (the girl he's pining over because he looks like his old crush that he somehow hasn't gotten over yet); and that Mack called him a "washed up p0rnstar". He is hilarious when he's not being creepy to Yasuko.

One of Akiyama's revelations involves a panty thief falling off a building in slow motion to overly dramatical classical music as underwear flies everywhere (or something like that)

Nair was the best character in the game and deserved her own spinoff

Hana deserved better than [gestures to the entire game] this

Some random, non-Majima related Saejima things: his mentor makes him punch rocks in some underground tunnels to get stronger; he pulls out a big chunk of wood and starts carving whenever he has a revelation; the developers thought Kido - a Wocky Kitoky ass looking kid - would make a good final boss for him; the scene where he finally reunites with his old oyabun is absolutely devastating

considerin you remember more akiyama stuff the most i think if we wrangled that other anon who remembered stuff about saejima and we get two more people who remembered more abuot kiryu and tanimura we can make a vague composite of Y4's plot

#snap chats #youre so right about akiyama and Everyone But Yasuko tho its so funny #RGG not being able to write women leads to things like this where straight people just cant exist #arai and akiyama are literally yaoi divorced idc about akiyamas ex #SPEAKING OF THO WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT ? LIT WHAT WAS THE POINT #IS IT SO HE'D HELP HER CAUSE I THOUGHT HE JUST DOES THAT ANYWAY #see this is why we ignore Y4 akiyama a fuckin weirdo in it but in Y5 he's the best uncle you could ask for #at least until Y6 then where the FUCK was he when haruka was alone #wait help i just remembered the akiyama fight fro Y6 and i love how if the fight goes on long enough #akiyama's just :(( Kiryu Please I Dont Want To Fight You :((( #i forgot to make an appreciation post for that whole fight my god what is wrong with me #im so off topic anyway yeah youre right i remember the underground boulder fist fighting too <3 #HANA DID DESERVE BETTER THOUGH SHE'S LITERALLY TOO GOOD FOR THIS SERIES #why the fuck they make her skinny in ishin boys we riot

[donnersurpriseparty]

are you tired of being nice?

don’t you just want to go ape shitt

#witch hat atelier #wha #wha spoilers #qifrey #mango.txt #art.png #he's my favoriet silly little guy i hope he goes fucking berserk soon ^_^ #this is based off that perfect blue poster but then i just started fuckin around and here we are