(cahara voice) damn captain you're so androgynous you're like if a man and woman had a baby
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TG: uh...
TG: ...dirk?
TG: what the fuck-
@badlydrawn-alphadave
BRO: Well you ain't wrong. Definitely ain't your Dirk, though.
BRO: Not my D either, guessin' you're from a different timeline. Christ, I just can't catch a break can I.
BRO: I'm guessin' this is your first time meetin' an alternate version of your kid? Get used to it, you're gonna see a crap ton of the fucker runnin' around.
BRO: Call me Bro. Nobody really calls me Dirk anymore. Feels fuckin' weird.
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i like to headcanon that william really likes it when his partner holds his arm while they walk. like, holding hands is all fine and dandy, but when someone holds onto his arm he gets all dorky and happy about it like "hehe look at me bein a gentleman 😎" but on the inside, he's like "bro..... they're holding onto me.... they like bein near me.... 🥺💕"
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Fell down a rabbit hole reading about what various white supremacist and alt right shitheads have been up to since 2017 or so, and it’s darkly amusing to me how often they imagine their enemies to be the grand communist conspiracy and not. Like. Normie liberals who hate them just as much. Feels a bit like the thing where communists call all their enemies fascists, but even then communists seem considerably more self aware that often the people they are scrapping with probably don’t think of themselves as fascist.
Turns out weird anti-masturbation cults and angry dipshits who give off Most Divorced Man in the Universe energy are not the foundation for political success.
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yknow what with the strife building between forever and bad and the ripple effect that might have on the server at large i think now is the perfect time to fridge bad. go touch grass, mr boyhalo, it's time to see people either fall apart or come together without you. bc listen. listen. when the dms are bumpin with 'bad can you ___' every thirty seconds. sometimes you just gotta steal badboyhalo and see what the fuck happens. i just want to know.
and i also want bad to slEEP GODDAMNIT
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2001 Alucard is deadly, brooding, subtly horrifying- carrying gentlemanly charisma mixed in with moments of complete animalistic savagery
Ultimate Alucard, the true Alucard is, plainly- an absolute fuckin MENACE to friend and foe alike LOL
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Agent Stone when Dr Robotnik trashed the lab during a tantrum for the 3rd time this week
(redraw of this photo)
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