#he'd be such a dad about it too

[acidthecorvid]

ash williams could do some serious carnage with whatever this thing is supposed to be

#“hey guys! look at what I got! :D” #theyre fully expecting something small and mundane and are in no way prepared for him to push it into the living room #he'd be such a dad about it too #he'd make everyone watch him use it #evil dead #evil dead franchise #ash vs evil dead #ash williams

[taddymason]

And way down we go

#just thinking. about Jay not even wanting to get his memories back. Bc he knows there are painful things he'd rather not remember. #(aka Skybound/Seabound) #Ninjago #jay ninjago #jay walker #ninjago fanart #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago oc #dad jay au #kaida walker #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #nya ninjago #nya jiang #Kaida don't ask your father these questions he already has enough trauma #This happens when I have too much free time

[tathrin]

The Extremely Serious and Scientific Legolas Fandom Hair Colour Poll:

What colour hair do you picture in your head for your personal mental image of Legolas of the Woodland Realm? (Not necessarily which one you think is more or less "canonical"; rather just what you see in your head when you're reading something.)

Ideally, you can also share when and how you were first exposed to Lord of the Rings in the tags or reblogs, and what you think most influenced your mental image.

No I'm not procrastinating from writing stuff, go away.

#personally i've pictured him and his dad both looking just like saaski from eloise mcgraw's ''moorchild'' since my first read of the hobbit #(and it'll take a lot more than his silhouette against the stars to pry that image from my cold dead and re-embodied hands lol) #that's just too good a visual to give up ESPECIALLY with all the gimli ''hands shall flow with gold'' stuff that comes in later #but i was around in the 2000s for when the fandom divided into two very distinct and passionate camps on this question #with the fact that he'd been often illustrated with blonde hair and occasionally with dark getting subsumed by Movie vs Book Snobbery wars #where everybody had to be Very Certain And Concrete In Their Canon Arguments about which was his One True Haircolor #so i'm curious what the general consensus (or if there even is one) is now #but i don't expect an actual answer from the ten people following my blog who will see this poll so instead let's do something silly with i #because what else are tumblr polls for? #polls #legolas #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr polls #fandom polls

[teabutmakeitazure]

Does Chrollo ever wanna build a family with reader? And if so, what kind of father would he be? Would he make the child just as bad as him, or 'better'? It's for... biological reproduction science 👀

chrollo doesnt strike me as the guy who would *actively* plan for a family? idk, but he also doesnt seem to be the type to make a fuss if *cough cough* accidents happen. there would be the initial panic (something he masks very nicely) but then he'd be calm. sure, his lifestyle does not warrant such an extension of the family, but if that's what happened, let it be

i am very delulu here but he might even, idk, put in effort?? he may seem like a deadbeat dad but he doesnt intend on it. little lives are so fragile and his hands are far too rough and bloody to be molding them. most of the parenting falls onto you (like 90% of it) but he does pitch in for education. it feels wrong to not pass on that knowledge and experience.

if the child ends up having nen, well, welcome to the real world! your father is a criminal mastermind and has committed *checks notebook* a number of crimes that you cannot even count. this man who read you pinocchio when you were four and taught you how to write in cursive kills people without a second thought. do you still love him? well, he still loves you. sort your feelings out wisely :)

#as a mistake child i am biased #he's so girl dad coded tho #honestly he'd put in more effort if it's a girl #idk he just seems that way #maybe im thinking too much about pakunoda with this #ask #shumidehiro #i was thinking over this ever since i received this ask

[nyxofdemons]

this was going to be like a mile long essay but i just realized the most concise way to say it is that "it feels like a retcon that blitz has been so resentful and hostile towards fizz all this time since he was supposed to feel guilty" is simply not a good criticism when we have been shown, time and time again, that blitz's number one defense mechanism when he feels guilty or judged or attacked is to lash out, to deflect and ignore all his responsibility, and to shift the blame to someone else. that's like. his defining character flaw

#- and that's WHY it was such a major THING for his arc!! that he apologized to fizz and accepted responsibility for what he did!!! #like. the fact that he said; EXPLICITLY; the words 'you're right; it was all my fault; i should have done better; i am so sorry' IS #SO BIG!!!! LIKE THAT IS SUCH A HUGE THING FOR HIM!!!!! #mine #helluva boss #blitzo helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #blitz #e: oops #analysis #also its entirely reasonable that blitz would have gone spiraling down the thought process that maybe fizz always hated him if he could #blame him so easily when fizz was probably the one blitz was MOST counting on to hear him out #and the fact that fizz went on and got SUPER famous and successful after he was no longer performing with blitz - who i'm SURE had #only been given more and more shit for not being as good as fizz as they got older (by his dad and by himself) - he probably assumed fizz #blamed him for that too - holding fizz back with his own poor performance #which is why his insults towards fizz had always been 'overrated sellout' and insisting he slept his way to the top with ozzie. #he'd tear down fizz's quality as a performer because BLITZ feels insecure about his OWN quality as a performer #these tags have gotten so fucking long but that's the gist of the essay i was gonna write about this fjfdjjfghf #MEDIA ANALYSIS IS MY PASSION

[qsmprambling]

Imagine Egg A1 still has one life left, and it somehow manages to escape the facility... It is being followed by mobs, by Federation employees, being hurt by the poison ivy and other environmental threats, but it keeps running, because what other choice is there? That parkour course was a trick after all, the last block was a fake, it was never meant to pass that test in the first place.

So it keeps running, but the Federation workers are getting closer. It won't be able to avoid them forever...

But then it bursts through some bushes and comes face to face with someone new - and it's Bad, out building or exploring or just wandering alone. A1 is immediately afraid, of course. It is a stranger, a very visually striking stranger, the complete opposite of the pure white and featureless employees of the Federation. But there are people close behind, and it knows what will happen to it if it is caught, so... It has no choice but to try. It has no way to communicate, no signs or books, so it simply rushes to hide behind him and hopes he understands, and that he is willing to help...

And Bad, for his part, well.. he's an extremely cautious and paranoid person, and this is just an incredibly confusing and unexpected situation to be in. An unknown egg appeared out of nowhere and is hiding behind him, he can see Federation employees in the distance that are clearly looking for something... He knows that the code has been disguising itself as eggs, and that the strange egg in front of him with no marks, no distinguishing features, an egg that he has never seen before, could easily be the code monster preparing to attack at any moment...

But there is absolutely no way Bad could ever look at an egg in distress and not try to help it, even knowing it could be a trap.

So he quickly digs a shallow hole and pushes the mysterious egg into it, covering it up just in time, and when the employees throw him a book asking if he had seen anything, he lies effortlessly, he complains about nonsense, he asks them where the Ekea is and is as annoying as he can be, until they leave.

And now they're alone... just Bad an this mystery egg in the middle of the woods, A1 too afraid to leave the hole even when Bad tries to coax it out. He gives it food and tries his best to comfort it, to tell it everything is okay and that the pursuers are gone. He gives it some signs and a book, trying to see if it will write anything to him or answer any of his questions, but he gets no reply. A1 is just too afraid to even attempt to answer, and Bad doesn't even know if it understands him. He tries what few words he does know of the other languages, and still no response.

What should he do? As much as the image of a tiny, terrified egg makes him want to do all he can for it he also needs to be safe. He can't bring it home, because if it is a code there is no way he is bringing it anywhere near Dapper. Should he call someone else for help, or would that draw too much attention? Would it even be safe for him or the egg to let anyone know right now? And was this egg dangerous, or harmless and in need of protection? He wouldn't abandon it regardless but...

What now?

#Egg A1 #badboyhalo #I am a Bad watcher it will always be qBad in my what ifs even if anyone could do it #Plus he is perfect for the job #I can't write fic but yes this is basically an A1 fic oops #ElQuackity you thought killing a featureless egg was a safe option but you're wrong we are all attached #I want A1 to be alive and to escape to be adored and protected #Also I bet if Bad got caught with a mystery egg I think he'd just go 'Huh? No this is my other child you just never saw them before :)' #Also for some reason my brain was calling A1 'Alice' but then I saw people using 'Ai' and that's adorable too~ #Though it also makes me think 'artificial intelligence' but hey maybe that is fitting for the fabricated eggs theory XD #'What now' I ask as if I am not already imagining Bad trying to protect A1 and also be safe in case it is a threat #not wanting to think it is but unable to know otherwise #but also being so BBH about it and just being in complete dad mode when they interact #he keeps it in it's own safe little secure home and does what he can to help it with minimal communication for several days #until A1 starts to open up little by little - incredibly slowly #Bad very gradually telling very select people about it #until eventually when the Federation finds out - everyone who knows is immediately hmm what no this is our child what do you mean? #and go ultra protective #because A1 deserves the world #fic within the tags yes #Bad ruined my sleep schedule and I can't sleep mindless rambles time

[fruitsyrups]

i think your hat post is really cool and interesting but susan’s hat is a cat and i will die on this hill

this is true!!! when i was talking about the modern human hats not resembling animals i meant all of these ones

(excluding the minerva-bots and finn of course)

#wait. wait. i just thought something #finn wearing his bear hat -> bc it makes him feel connected to the humans #and martin & the hiders (that old woman with the tiger at least) not wearing hats bc they don't feel that personal connection w/ the island #ok this is so obvious but i just think comparing and contrasting finn and martin is so interesting #but i don't think martin really was a hider. i don't think he felt particularly connected to any ideology or viewpoint in particular #he's a floater #yk #martin is so interesting #i dont like the amnesia theory or whatever (that martin also lost his memory in some capacity) #like to me its just that. he was able to commit enough to start a family but not committed enough to go back to them #after being seperated & having freedom #& he just super duper avoids thinking about it bc it makes him feel guilty. but not guilty enough to do anything about it #like when he said he doesn't like thinking about minerva cause it stresses him out that doesn't come across as 'can't remember' #it very much comes across as 'nah im not gonna expend energy into thinking about something emotionally difficult' #like if he actually tried to be a dad to finn he'd have to face all the time he spent not looking for him. instd of just avoiding it all #like where's the fun in making him less Complicated. you know? #whenever finn is in the vicinity martin's always tryna get out of there as fast as possible 😭 #i guess that could also just be seen as him trying to avoid the consequences of his actions (like when he's worried finns gonna try to rip #his arm off lmao) but i personally interpret it all as a guilt thing too #none of this is related to the ask but yea 🫣

[hella1975]

just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭

#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING #baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned #close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy #like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive #said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here #so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of #being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]' #which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words #and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF #LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF #one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED #and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum #tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would #like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice? #it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like?? #and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister #and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN? #the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO #and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops #from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH #now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL #hella goes home

[ghcstcd]

It's omega loving hours at all hours.

#Omega and Terzo loving hours too but #I'm constantly thinking about that thick man and how strong and good he'd be at holding people #Bruh move over I want a hug #a really solid dad hug. pls and thanks Omega #Maybe what I really need is a nap. And to NOT think about Omega's dad bod and sketch Omega thirst traps.

[francy-sketches]

I feel like there’s two ways people draw jaime with no inbetween like

‘but that’s just him pre/post asos” nonono listen. post asos jam can be smexy just like pre asos can be crusty ok. it’s about the vibes. the crust is internal

#idk it makes sense to me #take a wild guess which one i prefer lol #nothing agains sexy jam tho i like him too ofc #but crusty jaime has those cringe fail dad vibes #he is so wet and pathetic i want to put him in a handbag #if he was in a family movie he'd have that scene where he has to tell his kids' he cant make it to their bday or something and theyre like #not even surprised at this point just like 🧍‍♂️ ah...ok #or he does show up super late maybe sopping wet after some cringe hijinks and everyones like. great job loser you ruined the night -_- ew #you know what brand of movie dad im talking about. am i amking any sense it's almost 3 am

[sunflowersolace]

"percy controlled water how did he not know who his dad was" there are 52 different water deities in greek mythology

#whats more likely? him being the son of a god that specifically said he wouldn't have kids or him being the son of some minor river god #also. incredibly disrespectful to be like i have water powers my dad must be the Most Powerful Water Guy #if his dad WAS a minor water god he'd be pretty fuckin mad about that #and poseidon would be too #imagine you're poseidon and some other guy's kid starts telling people you're his dad. yeah #you cant assume godly parentage based on powers for this reason #you have to wait

[burning-thistles-bt]

i wanna talk about the burning thistles reflamed au sooooo bad but i cant and its killing me

#i mean i COULD #but like. i wanna actually write it yknow. #so basically we'll get there in 4 years right? #oughouuuu #okay but consider this: BlueOak is REAL but Blue is trying to forgor it ever happened #meanwhile Oak believes that they should be closer than ever and is so sad to see her pulling away #OKAY AND what about if Copperleaf was everyone's dad too. didja think about that #including his own grandkits. hes there dad too now in this au technically #he basically adopts every kit but its against his own will #if bt Copper met btr Copper he'd be like 'what the FUCK are you doing just kill him bro?? stage a coup??' #meanwhile btr Copper is so urged by his need to ensure every kits survival that hes actively putting them AND himself in danger #like its so funny to me that Copper is viewed as SUCH A VILLAIN by literally ALL OF THE CLANS #meanwhile on the inside hes fucking panicking so hardddd. but he keeps placing himself in these situations like YOU DID THAT TO YOU BRO #and worst of all he's never seen Airleap look at him with such hatred before. never known him to be capable of it #ahhhh Airleap.... you pathetic sopping wet boy... you nerdy prude must die you... #so many thoughts about Him... whyd you do it man. why #AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DOG PACK GANG #<-i got started on it a while ago and you all saw how that went #i wanna draw all of this but im like. eurgh. cant #its not coming out right #lolling thoughts #btr au #btr #burning thistles reflamed

[showrunnerihardlyknowher]

As the first math anon (the one with the failed exam), I really do appreciate you writing out a response for me. I will sincerely take your advice and tips to heart.

I hope it helps, anon!! If there's any specific parts giving you trouble (except geometry bestie sorry) I'm happy to try and help break it down!

#ask #anon #i will never forget being in middle school while my dad went back to college for some certificate thingy #and by chance we happened to be at the same level algebra for our math class #and on the same lesson #so i asked him for help with my homework one night and he was like 'yeah i got you we just learned that watch THIS' and showed me how #next day i got it back and i was like **so that was fucking wrong** #my dad says that was the day he knew he'd never be able to help me with my current schoolwork again it was too above his paygrade #did we all have that childhood experience of our dads angrily yelling/repeating a math question at us because we didn't know the answer #but also like 2 years ago my nephew asked me for help with his online math class and ofc it was geometry #i spent like 30 min working out one problem and i was like 'okay i am confident THIS is the answer (:' #and my answer wasn't even one of the 4 multiple choices lmao #listen boy you live in the golden age of the internet where you can just google the solution okay i had WORK for it at your age so #stop asking me about the angle of a cylinder or whatever

[found--family]

once again diving into the must-read dean-study time has come today by the phenomenal @urne-buriall​ and this paragraph is giving me brainworms of j*hn tying dean up and stranding him (maybe even faux kidnapping him first) in the middle of nowhere with coordinates where to meet once he frees himself bc such is the nature of their work dean needs to be self-sufficient he needs to be able to survive and not being old enough to legally drink or drive is no excuse 

#two deans means twice the fun folks! #destiel #deancore #fanfiction #time travel #fic rec #thoughts #abusive john #he obvs already has some skills and knowledge of how to cut bindings and navigate without a map etc #but j*hn needs to know dean can handle himself should anything happen - and shit is bound to happeen in their line of work #there may already be allusions to this sort of thing in j*hn's diary but i haven't read that whole thing #horrid thought: dean thinks he might die and yet he'd hate to disappoint his dad but even that pales in comparison to abandoning sammy #it's a rollercoaster of emotion as he tries to get out and find his wy back to civilisation - he hates his dad. he wishes his dad were here. #he needs to survive for sammy. sammy might be better off with out him. his dad hates him. his dad cares about him and wouldn't #actually endanger his life. he hunts monsters on the regular he can handle some poison oak and a hungry wolf. wtf is that noise? #he's pathetic. he's a hunter! will this be a regular thing? he knows not to let monsters get the drop on him but didn't thinkn he'd need to #do the same with his own dad. his dad is insane. his dad is a survivor. his dad survived nam and kills monsters; dean can be a soldier too