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#he'll get his revenge
sipsteainanxiety · 2 years
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doing this with bakugou 😂. he comes in to help u with whatever u need and THIS is what you do to him?!?! he says he's never trusting you again, you did this to yourselves 🙄, but then again after a couple of days fall again for something similar, its just how gullible he is with us😜
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NONNIE IM FCKING CRYYYINGGGGG LMFAOO THE SCREAM HE LET OUT KJSDFHDKFDJFG STOPP ur so right bkg would never trust u again LMAOOO he'd act like u just stabbed him in the foot, all offended, going off abt how u can learn to fix shit on ur own in the house without his help LOL. might retaliate and grab the nozzle so he can get back at u LMAOOO but u'd run away so he couldnt get u pfft
TBH gullible bkg is my favorite bkg ever idk what it is abt it but like... the idea that he would blv whatever u said? LMAO simp! u could probably prank him like 2 or 3 times before he starts questioning everything u say loooooooool and even then after like a few weeks he'd be back to square one.
the power nonnie.... dont let it get to ur head.........
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aioliravioli-69 · 6 days
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This one was a long time coming (a.k.a. since I found out about 'Duolingo on ice') so I started looking into it and I found this!
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This pose
This pose specifically was MADE for Buddy!!
I couldn't resist
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Buddy being a dramatic bastard
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yuwuta · 1 month
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If megumi asked uzhsjdhshd omg I totally see it tbh him wanting you, but I don't think megumi would ever ask yuuji to share you, in any type of way at all. (not trying to push my own hc here!!) I feel like yuuji himself would be the one asking megumi. Yuuji knows that he's yours just as much as he knows you're his. And he loves you too much, a lot, it's purest type of love he has ever felt for anyone. And megumi is his best friend, he loves him just as much, right? Yes, not the same love between you and him ofc but yes. And I have no idea what they were doing but yuuji's just says, kind of out of the blue, that he'd let megumi fuck you. The reason being exactly cause he knows you're his, and you're just so so good that he needs to have someone to talk to (about you and always so respectfully) and who better that his best friend?
you’re opening the pandora’s box that is itfs + reader…. god….. 
okok i agree. if you’re dating yuuji, megumi would never ask, yuuji would be the one to bring all three of you together. definitely because he loves you and you’re his, and he loves megumi too, so it just makes sense that his two favorite people also get to have each other—but also, yuuji can tell megumi likes you, and he can tell you think megumi is attractive and since yuuji’s so nice, what kinder thing to do than to set you two up so he can watch (: he definitely enjoys being the mediator, also enjoys the somewhat awkward air between you and megumi, how yeah, maybe it’s a little taboo that the two of you are about to make out while you’re boyfriend watches, but yuuji likes that too… also he likes knowing that you both like him. like how lucky is he that his best friend and his girlfriend adore him so much :(( you two together makes so much sense in his head, because he talks to megumi about you, and he talks to you about megumi, and now, he can just pour all his love for both of you out at the same time
but also…. i’d like to think that yuuji’s maybe not so nice when it’s the other way around—when he and megumi get together first, and you’re megumi’s best friend. he’s not mean, but he does like to tease... how naughty of megumi to ask out yuuji knowing he’s still got a crush on you, and god does yuuji like to tease him about it :/ jerks him off and taunts about how he knows megumi’s dirty little secret—that he’s in love with his best friend and fantasizes not just about having you, but about watching his own boyfriend fuck you too… 
yuuji knows megumi would take his feelings for you to the grave if he could (he’d have done the same with his feelings for yuuji if yuuji wasn’t the one to ask him out), but where’s the fun in that! you and megumi are sooo cute together after all, so yuuji doesn’t mind trying to get you two to confess to each other too. uses his proximity to megumi to get closer to you, takes advantage of his bubbly disposition to be physically affectionate with you, uses megumi’s feelings to his advantage to tease, to wink, to smirk whenever you and yuuji hug a little longer, when he texts megumi that he’s meeting up with you for lunch, when he gives you his jacket and doesn’t ask for it back… there’s so much fun in watching megumi blush and whine and get off at the thought of his best friend and his boyfriend together. and the thing is, yuuji genuinely does like you, too, he sees what megumi sees in you, and he thinks megumi is crazy to have not asked you out before, but he supposes everything happens for a reason, because now, this way, yuuji gets to be there and watch it all happen under his guidance. there’s something about the power, about being the bridge between you two even though you and megumi have known each other for much longer, about being in control of a dynamic that could have, but wouldn’t exist without him…
#anonymous#can u tell... ive thought about this before.... GODD#the locked folder in my notes app dedicated to itfs + reader..... maybe she will see the light of day after all LOL#my itfs heart.... anon u dont know what you've done..............#also the divide between the way the 3 of u come together is like....#if ur with yuuji its just like.... hes got too much love for either one of u#and even when he gets to share u with megumi its not enough he loves u both and there's no real proper way to ever fully share or express i#but watching u two fuck is about as close as it gets to feeling like all his love is coming full circle#but the other way... when hes with megumi and can see that megumi still wants u and then yuuji gets to know u and wants u himself....#now h'es got too much power and its power that neither u nor megumi truly see or understand until ur all in bed together#which is crazy bc in theory u and megumi should be stronger should know each other better should be the two friends sharing him#but it's not. it's yuuji who brought u three together and it's yuuji that knew about ur feelings for each other before u and megumi did#and in some weird twisted way u owe it to him and he definitely likes to reap his rewards#and even when u three are together he doesn't stop teasing...#sometimes he makes megumi be meaner to u... coaxes him into thinking he should teach u a lesson for never being able to see his feelings#u owe it to ur best friend to show him how much u love him dont u....#but then other days he'll turn it around... make u the baby and soothe ur tears...#because its only fair u take the both of them bc they love u sooooo much they just wanna be good to u#but also how fun is it for yuuji to remind you that megumi knew he liked u and still asked him out... maybe u should want revenge for that#maybe u take it out on megumi maybe u take it out on yuuji idkidkidk#anyway...#itafushi x reader#yuuji x reader#megumi x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#yuuji.ask
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pretty-toru · 9 months
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Gojo's idea of getting your attention when you're a new teacher at Tokyo Tech is committing the crime of eating your bento box that you packed for lunch and stored in the fridge in the lounge. You can't believe when you went to retrieve it only to find it completely missing and nowhere to be found. This left a really bad impression of the annoying idiot who stole your entire lunch—Seriously, who even does that?? And you were adamant at getting down to the bottom of it so you wrote a note to the Bento Box Thief and stuck it on the fridge.
After the back and forth exchange throughout the afternoon, which became exceedingly clear that it's nothing more than a game from the culprits' end, you had a really strong desire to punch him in the face when you find him out. The last note Gojo writes to you is the time and address to a fancy restaurant as a way of making it up to you, and you almost want to stand him up but you couldn't possibly miss the chance to meet him and decide on your sweet revenge.
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manjibunny · 4 months
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"Would you still love me if I was a worm 😔" gf x "What makes you think I love you now?" bf AKA Ran Haitani
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Are there any companions you can't stand?
I wouldn't say I have any that I can't stand. Something that's so engaging to me about DA is that the companions have good, bad, and a lot in between. Honestly, I don't hate any of them. There are companions that I have more issues with than others, but I like them all; even, and sometimes especially, the ones that tend to be heavily hated on by the fandom.
The only companion that might fall into this category for me is Sebastian, but I totally acknowledge that I've yet to make an effort to use him when I play DA2. I legit just forget about him. How am I supposed to have a good grasp of his character when I don't engage with him outside of his companion quests? Plus I usually romance Anders so Sebastian always leaves my party in the end with threats of bringing an army down on Kirkwall for not killing Anders, soooo... yeah. Not the greatest impression he's left me with.
I would like to have a more well-rounded opinion of Sebastian because the concept of him is interesting; he's this chantry brother who is also a prince, but his family was murdered so he puts up a bounty on the chantry board [which admittedly is SO funny] and his companion quests are about avenging his family and helping him decide if he should take back his lands or remain a chantry brother. But then I talk to him, I listen to him talk to the other companions, and it's like... oh, the chantry has become his entire personality because the dude was brainwashed and now he's saying shit like the maker was actually the one who freed Fenris from slavery, and when Fenris tells him a story about how Denarius killed a child in a ritual for more power, Sebastian just doubles down that the maker has his reasons, like....babe, c'mon now.
I feel like I've read pieces about him written by fans who love him that are more compellingly written than he is, if that makes sense. Really, I would love to be educated by those who love him, especially Sebastian romancers because of all the love interests in all of DA, he's the one I look at and go, "....okay but why?" I have a lot of fun with character discussions and other perspectives so I mean that sincerely.
Also I think it's worth noting that when I play, I tend to get super into the roleplay of my warden/hawke/inquisitor, but while they have party members they can't stand, I have opinions that are separate from them, y'know?
For example, since I've talked about it a lot recently, my mage Hawke and Aveline butt heads constantly. By the end of Act 3, they're rivalry is heated and Ed's surprised Aveline even sided with him in the end because THAT is how much their relationship deteriorated over the course of the game... but then there's my warrior Hawke who adored Aveline. The two of them were best friends and Aris always gave her the benefit of the doubt, like she had Aveline's back through and through.
I've complained about Aveline a lot in my posts so it probably does sound like I can't stand her, but that's not true. Aveline's actually a companion that fascinates me, like she makes me go, "God, you're such an asshole, tell me more right now." and it drives me crazy how she and Carver are foils, like I love it so much, I could go on and on about how foiled they are, it makes me want to bite something.
It's very easy to look at Aveline and think she's just a bitch, she's a cop, she's a bad character, #Aveline-critical, bad companion, etc. I see it all the time, and not just with her, but with every companion in dragon age, y'know? I'm not saying that's wrong or anything; some characters just don't vibe with you or you have legit reasons for hating them and that's fine. I'm just saying some of it's very surface level unless you make the effort to elaborate.
If you don't like a character, you're less likely to make an effort to understand or see anything positive about them. You're more likely to have confirmation bias, so whenever they do or say anything, you go looking for the worst interpretation. I try not to do this just because for me, that's the "boring" approach to games like this but as we've seen, I'm not immune either... y'know, Sebastian.
But Carver gets this a lot, too, and I think I've made myself clear that Carver is my favorite, I love him, the Hawke twins are S-tier companions and I would throw everyone in Kirkwall into the ocean if it meant Bethany and Carver's happiness.
Now that I'm thinking about it, the characters a lot of fans can't stand are some of my favorites?
Like a lot of people shit on Sera, and I'm like "Nah, that's my girl! Listen, she's got a LOT of internalized issues, but we're working through them okay! She's getting better!"
And Vivienne? Oh, don't get me started on Vivienne, I have a whole deal about her. She's also an asshole and I love her.
My canon inquisitor is Surana who escaped the circle and joined the dalish, becoming Lavellan. Vivienne is a reflection of what Ash could've been if she hadn't run away with Jowan. She played the game of the circle, she stepped wherever she needed to step because Ash knew she was at a disadvantage by being an elf, for one, and for two, not coming from a family with wealth that would give her special privileges. Her downfall was buying into her own hype and believing she couldn't be wrong about Jowan, believing that she could either prevent them from making him tranquil or help him and Lily run away, and believing she was above punishment because she worked her way into being Irving's favorite. Yet it all bit her in the ass and she had to run… so then years later after living outside of the circle and realizing just what the chantry is, how it conditions and abuses mages and shit, she meets Vivienne who also played the game well and came out on top, who now spouts the same shit Ash used to spout and it's makes their dynamic sooo chewable.
Then there's Cullen who's not a companion but I lump him and Josephine in with the companions anyway. They're advisors, they're in the inner circle, they count.
He's such a spineless ass in DA2 like believe me, I get all the criticisms he gets... but he's also fairly polite to Hawke even if they're openly anti-templar, he's softer spoken, and he's unwell after what happened to him in DAO and Meredith's clearly taking advantage of his state... but then he becomes an advisor in DAI who is so done with people's bullshit and blatantly honest about it, like he looks at Chancellor Roderick like "this fucking guy again" and he's so ready to just go for it, y'know? Well... unless you're a pretty lady who bats her eyes at him, then suddenly he doesn't know how words work. Like sometimes I feel crazy because I find him to be so funny in DAI, and overall a compelling character that I enjoy interacting with even when he's being a total asshole. Yeah, there's issues in his writing but I appreciate the vision the writers were going for, even if they stumbled... except for Sheryl Chee, I don't appreciate her contribution of those few posts on the DA forums that everyone uses as a smoking gun to "prove" awful things about him. Nothing gets under my skin more in character discussions than bad faith arguments and there's so much of that when it comes to Cullen.
Actually, while we're on that, can I just add a note that when I first got into this fandom, I saw someone's post about Chee doing an interview where she said all those bad things about Cullen wanting to assault the mage warden and I was like, "What? An interview? What interview?? Where??" and I couldn't find shit until much later when I read another anti-Cullen post that cited a DA forum as the source for her saying those things... so not an interview. I went digging for the forum, went into the way back machine to find it.... only to discover that this smoking gun comes from a fanfiction forum where Mary Kirby was also talking about Sten and catgirls and y'all expect me to take that seriously?
We can have discussions about whether or not Cullen's a bad person or a bad character, but the moment you bring Sheryl Chee into it, I know you're here in bad faith and your argument is void.
Sorry for the tangent and the long answer but this is the stuff I enjoy. I could talk about the characters of DA for ages unprompted that when someone does throw me a bone, I will discuss and gush about them all.
#asks#dragon age#dao#da2#dai#sebastian vael#aveline vallen#carver hawke#dai sera#cullen rutherford#vivienne de fer#i have to stop myself before i go on tangents about morrigan and wynne and anders and isabela and merrill and dorian and varric and-#literally everyone sksksks i can't help it#also on the flip side of this type of discussion i also love looking at characters that most people adore and discussing their flaws#like i love alistair he's my favorite companion in dao BUT it's easy to forgot that he can be just as petty and selfish too y'know?#if you don't execute loghain he can straight up just abandon you and leave and you'll find him in da2 as a drunk like... babe really left#and let you deal with the blight because he was so blinded by revenge and thirst for loghain's death and that's not great??#not really something that gets brought up because it's unflattering it's an ugly part of his character but it's there mingling with the goo#and if you have a good relationship with him but don't know how he'll react when you spare loghain that can be devastating too#but it's also super understandable WHY he reacts like that WHY he leaves even if it's a selfish move on his part and hurts you#i dunno i think sometimes we're scared to talk about the ugly parts of our favorite characters because we love them#and don't want them to be wrong especially in fandom with a lot of pissing matches and bad faith arguments y'know?#i dunno this is my spiel of the night: i love all my companions except sebastian who is just a character that exists to me#i wasn't joking when i said i'd like to be enlighted about sebby and his romance like....... explain elaborate educate
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tswwwit · 1 year
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dip 🤝 bill
both liking their hair pulled/played with
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#answers#Bill ruffles Dipper's hair all the time. But that's condescending and generally leads to an argument#Playing with Dipper's hair is only available when Bill thinks he can get away with it. Can't look *too* sentimental in public#They've still been caught multiple times. Dipper just never commented on it#Dipper has more chances. Mostly when Bill's dropped his head in Dipper's lap and smacking him in the face inevitably leads to more touching#It's also one of the few ways he doesn't feel awkward about initiating gentle touch. Since Bill's basically offering there.#The Cuddling™ is still a recent development and he's not sure where the boundaries are#If these two were better at communicating he would learn that Bill's full-on dived into the decision that nonsexual touch actually rules#Hug that demon Dipper. He'll let you cling to him and nuzzle up against his neck and giggle about it#semi-nsfw: Bill really had to egg Dipper on to full-on pull his hair when he goes down on him#A little pain adds spice!! Yank away sapling it's encouraging AND really hot#Dipper prefers a much lighter touch himself but hey! If Bill's into it he'll go ahead and tug like hell#Bonus fact: Dipper watching Bill bend over to get something under a table or low drawer#Raising an eyebrow at the presented rear end#Then the sudden realization: Wait Bill does this to *him* all the time. They're married. He doesn't just have to stare#He can actually-#The ensuing butt slap made Bill jolt up and smack his head against something. Swearing and surprised.#And Dipper made his escape while Bill was still too engulfed with confusion/amusement/annoyance to take quick revenge#Mission: Success
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hinderr · 7 months
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Anyway haha. Me when eating imagery am i right? Right? Right? Right-
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just gonna lay here for a lil bit and think about Pib, the trickster spirit, saying Tomas followed all the rules and got screwed over and that’s not fair
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autistic-britta-perry · 3 months
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the way pac switches up so fast from terrified to excited at the slight posibility of cellbit being nice to him... Sir STAND UP!!
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soldierpoetgirlboss · 9 months
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All I'm going to say about q! foolish rn: he's messing with a hell of a bull, and those horns are coming in sharp and fast. I hope he's ready.
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ridiasfangirlings · 1 year
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Yata asked Fushimi out on a date at a cafe and said he would pay for it, but Fushimi would let Yata choose what he would eat. Fushimi agreed, he had problems at work and didn't think much about this deal. Yes, Yata ordered only vegetables.
I’m thinking of the Lonely New Year’s drama and Yata ordering all the veggie dishes that Fushimi ordered that time, and this time Fushimi has to actually eat them. Maybe Yata’s been trying to think of new ways to get Fushimi to eat healthy and he thinks well what if I can convince him to go on a date and offer to pay if he lets me order for him. Yata waits until one day when Fushimi’s busy with work and in a bit of a mood, trying to be all casual as he’s like hey maybe over the weekend we could go to a cafe or something. Fushimi’s eyes are fixed to his laptop as he makes this ‘fine, whatever’ noise, so busy he doesn’t even notice Yata’s bad acting. Yata gets this big grin as he’s like so I’ll pay but you have to let me pick what you eat, Fushimi makes another noise of assent and is clearly not paying any attention to what Yata’s saying whatsoever. Yata’s like cool it’s a date, hurrying off before Fushimi can stop and think about what he just agreed to.
The weekend arrives and Yata’s like okay come on we’re going to the cafe and remember your promise. Fushimi looks at him blankly and Yata has to remind him, Fushimi’s all did I agree to that and Yata practically has to shove him out the door all you did you did no getting out of it. Fushimi probably figures it’s fine anyway, it’s a cafe after all, Misaki will probably just try to make him buy something embarrassingly sugary and fruity. Except Yata has done his research and of course picked the healthiest cafe he could find, the minute Fushimi sees all the colorful vegetable pictures on the menu he’s ready to get up and leave. Yata reminds him that he agreed to this and Fushimi mutters that he did not, Yata’s like yes you did wait were you ignoring me, pulling out his secret weapon that he only uses for very dire situations: puppy dog eyes. Fushimi clicks his tongue and mumbles ‘fine,’ Yata does a little victory fist pump under the table.
Yata proceeds to order the healthiest dishes he can think of, trying to at least pick ones that he thinks are tasty in the hopes Saruhiko won’t start gagging on them. The waitress delivers their food and imagine Fushimi just staring flatly at all these vegetable dishes. Yata’s like go on you have to eat, Fushimi says he agreed to let Yata order for him not that he would eat any of it. Yata’s like hey I spent a lot of money on this you know, at least eat something. Fushimi considers and then gives Yata this languid look as he says he’ll eat if Misaki feeds him. Yata’s face gets all red, looking around the crowded cafe like wait but there’s people here, Fushimi again says he’ll try them but only if Yata feeds them to him. Yata coughs and is like fine two can play this game, moving his chair closer to Fushimi as he holds out a vegetable and he’s not really sure who’s getting one over on who now. 
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stillresolved · 28 days
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no drafts this weekend probably, but i'll try!! to get through some of the ooc memes i have this week!!
( also i finally got back to d*octor la*wyer (2022) and help this is all i'm going to be talking about for the next 829308420 years JFLSKDJF :'D )
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Okay I’m extremely jealous/territorial of what is mine ( wether it be people or things ) . I don’t hold grudges but I really am petty af ( working on it ) currently working on my anger and not throwing hands with everyone lmao 🤭
Tokrev / JJK ( I don’t listen 🥺 that’s another toxic trait of mine lmao )
Sanzu...wants you to stay toxic
Don't you worry your sweet little head, darling. Sanzu will keep those grudges for you. Anyone that's disrespected you? He can and will recite their address. He's probably been breaking in their homes to steal and melt their butter and leaving a butter puddle in their fridge until they go genuinely mad. But I digress. He loves your petty energy and a little light violence is only ever a turn on for him. He loves pulling you away from a fight. The TL;DR here is that he needs you to stay toxic because you're such a good team this way...
Send me your toxic trait and a fandom and get a match up
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efoyisk · 7 months
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my general canon regarding the whole tva plot will be a little fluid for now until the season is finished however, i have some thoughts to share on loki being so insistent on finding sylvie. i'm quite loud regarding my hate for them being romantically involved so i shan't repeat myself. here's my explanation on why he's so hung up on her; loki believes what happened is on him. per tom's words, loki thinks what sylvie did is his own mistake. so to use that—we see loki be frantic and guilty that he didn't have time to stop sylvie, to change her mind. but what is done is done and if sylvie is killed, by his reckoning, her blood would be on his own hands. that's it. it's a bundle of guilt, shame and a sense of failure. after all sylvie is a mirror of himself because... well, they are the same person. loki's tired of watching himself die, no matter how disappointed he is in her for doing what she did, and no matter how he reprimands himself for not managing to stop the madness. loki can't help his restlessness.
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bbqhooligan · 5 months
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would you believe me if i told you death note characters were more like religious figures than cartoon people to me.
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