#he's such a fucking nuisance

[hannahvardit]

the best commission request I've ever gotten (will ever get?)

#i started watching columbo because of this commission and now my number one goal in life is to resurrect peter falk and marry him #he's such a fucking nuisance #columbo #raphael #tmnt

[whump-captain]

it's a beautiful day in the unethical lab and you are a horrible test subject

#thinkin about lab whump again #and about like. how delicate real science and real experimentation would surely be. #and how little effort it would most likely take to become just an apocalyptic fucking nuisance in an environment like that #kinda want a kintsugi lab chapter au in which ethan is not manipulated into consenting to all the stuff done to him #and instead embraces sabotage #lucy: i can't imagine what horrors he must be enduring in those cruel labs #ethan: i have contaminated all of their control samples #ocposting

[kitamars]

in which i take the aa-tnb pipeline and shove it into the hadron collider

#im just finishing off old stuff #i’ve had this in my files for MONTHS #i have alternate sprite sketches so if you all want i’ll clean them up and post them #WON’T ANIMATE THEM THOUGH this took so much out of me o(-( #phoenix stays in sternbild for one week as a temp lawyer for kotetsu and earns more than he has in the past three years it’s great #also consider: kotetsu being accused of murder leading to co-counsel barnaby #even funnier if they aren’t together at the time AND phoenix has his magatama #🐰: he’s nothing but a nuisance and i could care le- *LOUD CLANGING OF CHAINS* #phoenix: jesus fucking christ my ears #also phoenix hears kotetsu say ‘bunny’ and just goes 👁 👁 i think I Know What You Are #anyways #tnb x aa crossover #aka #yuri isn’t paid enough for this shit #kotetsu t. kaburagi #barnaby brooks jr #tiger and bunny #tiger & bunny #t&b #taibani #tnb #ok bye

[lady-tortilla-chip]

It’s so wild to me that in ATSV everything surrounding The Spot is considered a canon event EXCEPT Miles. It’s interesting because Miles’s universe isn’t hindered or destroyed by Miles becoming Spider-man, there is no black hole or people being swallowed into it. And yet Miles is considered the problem and as a result not even considered a true Spider-man. Which, what a fascinating parallel to The Spot that is? Someone who through half the movie was not only underestimated but considered not worth that much effort or time. Just like Miles who is treated as unworthy of his title and his placement in the multi-verse.

#was thinking some thoughts while watching it #I JUSY FIND IT INTRIGUING YA KNOW #and CRAZY #Miguel takes responsibility for the Spot and like in doing so it furthers the whole you’re not a real Spider-Man thing #even tho the spot’s only goal is Miles #he’s at the center of everything and instead of being viewed as valuable because of it #he’s considered the problem and a nuisance even tho he’s just a product of other people fucking around and finding out #also Miguel replacing a whole ass person in a whole ass other universe #and considering that the SAME as miles and his story is WILD #Miles didn’t choose to be bitten it just happened to him #AAAAGHHGHG #ATSV #across the spiderverse #miles morales #the spot

[allgremlinart]

ANYWAY... as I was saying... the more I read of pre-parent murder Bruce the more things make sense...

#the 'I'm sorry. I'm sorry' desperately trying to make up for being a nuisance #like hm. he's fucked up isnt he. #Bruce Wayne

[zehecatl]

the fact that Alastor doesn't know he's asexual (and aromantic) is SO FUNNY

he truly just accepted his experience as Correct. everyone else is just weird little freaks to him. people who say they crave sex are obviously lying, and Alastor will not change his mind. one day someone is going to have to sit him down and explain Words to him, and i don't think he'll believe them for a second

#hazbin hotel #he's so fucking funny. aroace icon fr #guy who thinks he's the only normal person in existence #someone could explain what the terms mean and he'd probably just go 'preposterous! that's the normal experience' #you try and pull the 'why do you THINK angel dust is like that' and he just goes 'to be a nuisance' and Well

[i-miss-lotor]

I dreamt that Vox from Hazbin Hotel and Doofenshmirtz were friends and they both had someone who were crushing on them and they'd try to run away from them (kinda. I'm pretty sure they just don't know what to do about someone having genuine romantic interest in them so the best thing they can do is run. Unless Vox has Valentino on his tail or someone like that, cause then yeah, I get it. But Perry would never)

#i saw them just standing next to each other on a veranda and i can totally picture vox somehow being able to smoke and doof sees it #and he's just “those are bad for you you know” #and vox stares at him because. does it look like he give a fuck. #does it look like a fucking cigarette can harm him more than whatever the fuck is gling on with him and his body? #really heinz you're insufferable #vox does appreciates the concern and care but also thinks its a nuisance #vox #hazbin hotel #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf #phineas and ferb #perryshmirtz #staticmoth #voxval

[miscellaneous--bones]

shifting gears

#rainworld spoilers #artificer spoilers #artificer #rainworld artificer #i finished everything but saint before i got to her campaign bc i tend to prefer a more non hostile game play #i finished spearmaster w a lot of dev tools bc i wanted to unlock saint so now im backtracking lol #but yeah i can just imagine after already causing so much bloodshed she meets this entity just like her and knowing that this was her fate #and realizing how tired she is and how much she just wants to see her kids again #so she goes to see pebbles and hes pebbles so he just calls her a nuisance and brushes her off so she goes fuck it and back tracks to try a #find more echos #art #rainworld #rainworld downpour

[basementloser]

new batman villain:

the canceller!

it's starts out as someone trying to cancel batman on twitter for whatever reason. but that didn't really work.

but they already committed to the name, so they decide to make it work.

they find out who batman is, and just start cancelling all of his appointments.

bruce wayne had a dentist appointment? not anymore!

he has to go to the dmv to get his licence renewed? whoops sorry bruce your appointment has been cancelled!

bruce shows up to a restaurant, only to hear that someone called ahead and cancelled his reservation.

#i just love the idea of this being someone who figured out his identity but decides to be a medium nuisance to commit to the name #dc #batman #bruce wayne #batman rogues #alternatively it´s just jason in under the red hood #instead of becoming a crime lord he just tries to cancel batman on twitter for not killing the joker #when this doesn´t work he decides to fuck with bruce another way #by cancelling all his appointments and magazine subscriptions #batman calls for backup? not anymore. jason hacked into the comms. #jason todd

[wildflowercryptid]

i've always got to pick faves that have the dumbest fucking takes made about them i stg

#i just saw a kieran post that's making me clench my teeth so hard that they crumble into dust #stop acting like he's some evil mastermind he's a fucking 14 year old w/ self image issues & an inferiority complex not ghetsis #BE NORMAL ABOUT HIM FOR ONCE I'M FUCKING BEGGING ON MY HANDS & KNEES #the pokemon fandom wouldn't understand nuisance even if it hit them over the head with a shovel cat in the hat style #sorry if i sound bitter it's bc i'm bitter #after having gordie as my fave last gen my patience for bad faith takes on my faves has run kinda thin #i wasn't even looking through her tag tumblr just served that shit to me on a silver platter i'm so tired #mj.txt

[scaryscarecrows]

How’s your mental state, Jason? Hearing about Bruce Wayne bombed the manor and presumably killed himself and Alfred in the news.

If you believe that control freak's dead, step into my office, I got a great deal on Perdition Bridge.

-Jason

#pfft #bruce is too much of a control freak #(and I also I need him to be a nuisance so he's fine shh) #(ivy is also fine because she's too cool to die) #(joker can stay dead though fuck him specifically) #asks #jason todd #scaryverse #arkhamverse

[springlockedagain]

This is the pinned post :P

Mostly just a blog to dump my fnaf stuff hah

uhh stuff:

Vanny is basically an oc at this point and she's completely seperate from Vanessa the security guard. They are DIFFERENT people with only the same name.

#fgarart = art tag

#floweryAU = My take on the timeline and what happens. Im a silly goofy lil guy so expect nothing serious ... i think.

#lavenderAU = William gets help before he spirals, A LOT changes. Very slice of life-y ig until I decide to throw in some drama lol

You can send asks to characters and I'll reply in character, usually with a doodle. Just be sure to mention which AU, or else I'll default to the #floweryAU [Afton and Vanny are my favs lol]

Uh yea, ill update if something else should be added

get fnaf-ed

#I'm making this blog because this fucking game is a nuisance and won't leave me alone #He really does always come back fuck you you lil zombie rabbit

[saintsesce]

thinking about evan rosier with an amputation kink in the way his brain just sees an interruption in the human form or a deviance in body parts one expects to exist & the incompleteness ignites a certain sexual impulse within him that he, ever in his cogent mind, could not make of rational sense but that it simply is. meanwhile barty crouch jr who forever craves and fantasizes losing a healthy limb to serve his own mental body representations as he could only ever feel fully his self in destroying a part of him; a factoid he relays with all the sense a seemingly cohesive mind can.

#but these are topics for another day! #evan is a surgeon agenda & barty is the patient who does fucked up things to get him to remove a body part. evan thinks hes a nuisance #& then evan starts to /really/ think about it. #also barty & his bodily autonomy. how his body feels never his own & could only seek control & ownership in destroying it #or surrendering it to mere non-existence #someday ill write about it #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #marauders hc #cw xenomelia #cw amputation #cw amputation kink #sese.tag

[hesperidia]

On the topic of Dazai finding out Akutagawa died:

It's probable that he absolutely knows, finding out while in Mersault. It would make a lot of sense if Ango notified him first thing (given that Ango was also the first person Atsushi told about what happened at the ship). Another situation would be Ango hiding this information from him in order to not give him more baggage while dealing with Fyodor, but this seems unlikely.

Dazai would feel guilty i think, because why would he feel "happy" that Akutagawa is not killing anymore if he didn't care at all about him?

He doesn't know Akutagawa comes back. And he's not going to make it to Japan in less than 2hrs, so he will find out he's alive way after the rest of the cast (unless he and Chuuya communicate with Mori or Ango in the meantime).

So, i think Dazai would not have the guts to face Akutagawa afterwards, because he's deathly allergic to admit he ever fucked up. There should be a re-encounter, and an apology, but it should not be warm. though it probably would be and i'd hate that

#bsd #bsd akutagawa #bsd dazai #i didn't even consider the possibility of Akutagawa dying being a part of the plan. Why? i think Dazai's character development would be for #nothing if that was the case. He's not supposed to be that cruel anymore (and i do believe he cares about aku to some extent) #anyway. other option is he dismisses the whole thing. which would be more in character but lazy writing imo. let him grow up and admit #that he fucked up. let him take responsibility #at best: we have an scene where aku thinks his life is disposable and that he was a nuisance. and atsushi reassures him with the #“your life is valuable if you can save others” card. which is the mantra he lives by. and also he very much saved atsushi that is a #significant thing that happened. #then the dazai youtuber apology comes in #at worst: Dazai never adresses all of this happening and i physically manifest into the story and kill him #dumb theory tag #lazutxt

[bumblingbabooshka]

Mirror!Neelix & Mirror!Kes Thoughts: Shared theme of destruction. Leaning further into Kes' 'insect' vibes where the Ocampa are actually a locust-like species that require a near constant source of food, though any food will do (it doesn't have to be a cooked dish). The caretaker was able to satisfy that but since Kes is alone now she finds that she's hungry a good deal of the time. Ocampa have been known in the past to cannibalize one another if there isn't another source of food. Also, I can imagine Mirror!Kes playing into the fact that other species view her age as being very young and pretending to be naive or in need of help in order to get others to let their guard down. Manipulative and often irritated by others. Despite playing into the fact that others might see her as a child, she deeply resents it. Lashes out in covert ways which she can deny. Wants to unlock her telepathic abilities to gain more power. Views herself as special and above others for being able to reach the surface. Mirror!Neelix I can imagine as having a direct hand in the destruction of his home and family. Basically, he became a soldier instead of running away. Has a poor reputation with other Talaxians because of this which he resents. Is still deeply sad about the deaths of his family but tries not to think about them at all. Also unlike regular Neelix who somewhat oversells his abilities, Mirror!Neelix undersells them. Much more lethargic and outwardly jaded/bitter than regular Neelix. Intentionally poisons Voyager's crew on a monthly basis but not Janeway or Chakotay and never lethally so she doesn't kick him off. Can make amazing dishes but often intentionally ruins them. (Good food is a special treat). Obviously dislikes his lot in life and enjoys bringing others down. Finds Tuvok intriguing because he seems immune to this. ('I want to make him happy!' is mirrored as 'I want to make him sad!') Since Voyager's Mirrored goal in my mind is 'conquer' instead of 'explore' - they often see Kes & Neelix as nuisances since they don't seem to care at all about growing their influence or being feared throughout the quadrant at first. However, Kes quickly learns to like conquering and power and grows to admire both Janeway and Tuvok. Neelix doesn't much care about conquering so much as he wants to mooch off Voyager's resources and make others miserable. Eventually becomes attached to Voyager's crew but that doesn't mean he'll poison their food any less, especially if he hears them complaining. Even after this change they're still viewed as nuisances because they don't care about any command structure except for 'Appease the Captain'.

#also in the mirrored verse Neelix is just as possessive at first but Kes is very irritated by it and they fight a lot #eventually they stop their on-off romance and just become partners in crime and their relationship improves (to everyone's dismay) #<- they are twice the nuisance 24/7 #In the mirrored verse Kes wants to the doctor to make some sort of serum/medication that can keep her alive longer #st voyager #Neelix #Kes #mirror voyager #mirror Kes also wants to eat dead crewmates v_v EMH will NOT let her until he does an autopsy thank you very much #mirrorverse to me is: Voyager crew is still a fucked up little family made unhealthily close due to the circumstances <3 #they just ALSO kill and conquer and torture people and are evil #WELL....that's the more 'zany' mirrorverse. My other Voyager 'mirrorverse' is just basically 'wrong decisions' AU #where they're still a fucked up little family made unhealthily close due to the circumstances <3 #they just ALSO have made so many impossible and bad decisions that they're paranoid beyond belief and have essentially abandoned Starfleet #code and many of their own morals to focus entirely on survival while feeling guilty and miserable the entire time #but this is the zany version where their backstories are changed - in the 'wrong decision' AU they start out as the same people/backstories

[arsonforcharlie]

fuck do i ever love being a big hipster nerd all the time. finally managed to get an analog camera and am very excited to fuck around with it

#selfies #selfie culture #me irl #reblog my selfies #give me compliments #what if hobbies i enjoy were way more expensive and a nuisance i said #hey it worked when i got into vinyl #also i look fucking adorable in these pics #trans #transmasc #genderqueer #nonbinary #they/he pronouns