#here for all the monsterfucking

[bookgeekgrrl]

currently reading a mothman monsterfucker romance and this bit of foreshadowing makes me laugh: "It's going to take someone really special, and really special doesn't just drop out of the sky."

GIRL GUESS WHAT

#😆 #it's just really making me laugh #here for all the monsterfucking #mothman #cutie cryptids

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

On the left is the werewolf...do I actually need to explain what a werewolf is? Can be a wolf, a person, or a larger wolf person. Normal people, but with the constant undercurrent urge to go wild. Look, all the writers do is rant about "it could be evil or maybe not OR MAYBE SOMETIMES." because they, like me, know you know what this is.

A person-sized wind elemental that's invisible outside slight visual distortion like a heat haze. To the point that the early editions just had a blank space for thier picture! Issue is that we don't actually know anything about them on thier home plane, being invisible air in an endless sky. Like yeah, they're told to kill and steal when they're forced to be here, but we only really know two things about them. They would rather be home than here, and they hate these mages who keep forcing them to be here instead of home.

so yeah. werewolf or angry wind?

#invisible stalker #werewolf #smash or pass #d&d 5e #dnd 5e #dnd #d&d #5e #inb4 the pineapple press gif #look i like the invisible stalker and all it made it through the qualifiers for a reason #but like...o7 #its cool and all but this is one of the quintessential monsters #the classic. one of the gateways into monsterfucking #against angry wind #im here for fantasy sexy times #if i wanted hostile wind and vague but potent animosity I'd just go to Chicago

[mikrotyalm13]

everything about Gavriil feels suffocating.

how his presence alone can be almost overwhelming, how his massive body cages you everytime without a chance to escape. you wouldn't dare to try anyway, knowing that you don't even have a say against a creature of his caliber. he will find you. in your dreams, in your nightmares. in your room.

how he will be intense and vague about everything just for the sake of it; to confuse you further, to see the conflict of emotions in your eyes merge with arousal. eventually your hesitance turns into acceptance, a desperate need to feel his hands all over you. and he will be oh so grateful to fulfill that desire.

how his thick tongue pushes past your lips and into your mouth, reaching almost the back of your throat, relishing in the muffled little sounds you make. your drool mixed with his saliva drips down your chin, and your hazy eyes look up at him when he finally pulls away, giving you a second to breathe.

how his hips are slamming into you relentlessly, your wetness and lack of resistance allowing him to move almost effortlessly. forced to hold onto him for dear life instead of pushing away. all of your morals and principles are being tossed out of the window every single time he comes to you. he has you where he wants you, and will not stop until he feels like you can't take it anymore.

and how in the morning he vanishes away, leaving you guessing: was it just another wet dream? but the cold stickiness between your legs tells you more than you need to know.

#yes bringing this back bc at the time i didn't tag it properly #okay im gonna complain in here now. #need... to... draw... something... but i dont... have the strength.. #drawing on my phone is so exhausting but i have no other option #bc i think my traditional art is not very polishedddd and i dont want to answer asks with ittttt #but maybe i will #bc i think i'm really getting to that burnout #and giving how my bday is getting closer and closer.... #i dread it. but hey. cake. money. i'll get a new piercing #i WILL cry ofc but hey. maybe someone will buy me tea as a gift. who knows. #i just want to spend some time with someone yknow:( #just... talk. about anything. sit beside eachother and stare off into the waters #i hope the snow will melt soon because i want to go out more even if by myself #gonna find a job when summer comes... maybe talking to colleagues and all that will help... everythings gonna be fine.. i hope #i just need friends. god. #microtya's kids #monsterfucker #monster fucker #monster x human #monster boyfriend #monster lover #teratophillia #god x human #monster smut

[ineffablyendless]

SMOCTOBER DAY 5: Mile High Club/I'd like that very much

Let's pretend I'm not awfully late to the party, shall we?

Monsterfucker bingo ticked: Claws, extra limbs, a lil bit of fangs

Rating: E

Ship:Hob Gadling/Morpheus|Dream of the Endless (Dreamling)

October 5th (Smoctober)

mile high club/golden/I'd like that very much

Monsterfucker Bingo

Fangs? Extra limb?

“You couldn't,” Hob pants, as he feels fingers and claws scrambling for the button of his jeans, pressed as his front is against the meagre strip of wall between the loo and the air-locked door. “Couldn't wait two more hours for us to get home?”

“Could you?” Morpheus purrs knowingly, whispered against his ear. There are no mirrors-nothing to indicate or show how hulked out Morpheus had become within the cramped confines of the airplane restroom (First class, but even that can only afford them so much)-but he feels fur in place of skin, and the chitter of too many teeth bitten into the stretched collar of his sweatshirt, digging for skin.

Another limb reaches past the band of his jeans, and Morpheus purrs once more to find no other hindrance to Hob's cock-rock hard, despite himself, Morpheus hadn't been wrong about either of their impatience, knows that his endearingly human partner has a libido to match his own, insatiable.

Hob moans softly as a single bone sharp tipped claw teases the slit of his leaking cock, before he brings up his arm to muffle his own noises, lest invite trouble for the poor, underpaid stewardesses. His palm, this palm, is rough with scars and callouses, almost as unforgiving as the inside of his own jeans, providing a satisying, delicious friction as the rest of the limbs Hob's awareness, two-no, three, entertain themselves by caressing the rest of Hob's lust-sensitive body; two hands pinching and flicking his peaked nipples, rucking up the hems of Hob's poor travel sweatshirt and another shoved down the seat of his jeans to tease the globes of his ass, dipping a teasing finger for the twitching hole in between: sore and open and wet from their earlier jaunt in the hotel room this morning, where Hob had laid Morpheus down and rode him screaming, full speed ahead, straight into the sunset.

The hand fisted around his dribbling cock pumps once, twice, thrice and pauses, and Hob is mortified to find himself keening desperately for the absence of friction, brought near to tears for the desperation. He is so, so close.

“Please,” he mutters, hips moving in circles for it's return, humping into slick channel of Morpheus' fist and the finger toying the rim of his gaping ass. He is near insensate with it. “Please please please please pleasepleaseplease,”

You do not seem to need anymore of my help to reach your peak, little one,“ Morpheus chuckles, and Hob only moans, feeling like an overeager puppy from his ministrations. ”Go on, chase it yourself.“

He feels feverish from lust, desperation, utter humiliation as he humps the unmoving fist, and the loving warm cup of his embrace on his ass. All the while he is pressed into the awkward slick plastic wall by what amounts to an upright, fanged weighted blanket, with a mouth void of breath and a slick, long tongue that dips, occasionally, to collect the sweat pooled in his collarbones like the rawest form of ambrosia.

Orgasm comes like the boom of thunder on a clear summer's day-startling-and relief like the invigorating storm. Morpheus purrs one last time, in approval, and Hob is released.

When he turns, the monster-in so many ways-has returned to it's fascimile of human skin, with his indigo starlight eyes and corpse-cold Ivory skin, licking the last of Hob's spends from between the webs of his hand, now returned to two.

”Better?“ Hob asks, teasingly, having gotten his breath back. The look Morpheus sends him is exasperated, humorous, as if he is the one who is meant to ask Hob that. He says instead, sighing: ”I cannot wait to come home.“

”I'll fuck you properly there.” Hob promises, reaching to wrap his arms around Morpheus' waist with a gentle peck to the tip of his nose, as if he had not just been brough to violent orgasm within the airplane bathroom. “Roses and candles, baby. We'll get to celebrate our anniversary properly.”

Morpheus sighs, melting happily into his embrace as he unlocks the restroom door. “I would like that very much.”

#dreamling #smoctober #mile high club #extra limbs #fangs #we all love eldritch dream here #Monsterfucker Hob Gadling #Im living vicariously through him #choice of fic #monsterfucker bingo

[goth-automaton]

Since 2024 is a year of a dragon...

🎉HAPPY DRAKENGARD YEAR!!!🎉

#happy new year #drakengard #caim #angelus #best wishes to all monsterfuckers here 💜

[warpedpuppeteer]

There are 3 kinds of snupin fics. One where they talk about their past and it's super angsty, they work through it and date. One where they wave off the past, get angsty about other stuff and date. And then the third; bestiality.

#snupin #there are more types of course #but for comedic purposes i just used three #i love all three types #yes y'all read that right #a monsterfucker lover here #you can say I'm like severus #i like reading about him getting fucked by wolf form remus #and he likes getting fucked by wolf form remus #😏

[crunchchute]

i know nobody wants to hear about my self insert bs but i had like 2 main storylines clashing so hard in my brain to the point i gave up on them cause one was in the 80s in game storyline and other in like 90s with tse dave and my mind just wanted both at once and merge them but it just did not work at all so those braincells died off. now the tse one picked up again after finishing the book but i miss the game one even if it was cheesy and unoriginal. a mans gotta do what hes gotta do (make up self insert stories in his head every day before bed) (dont read the tags its info that should only have been shared by me being waterboarded)

#so the meat and potatoes (because one day i will forget about the details and will want to remind myself) #80s one is just me being a photographer/artist or whatever. curious about W and wanting to know more #i work with the police momentarily to interview W (post mci) (i pretend to be a journalist or something. doesnt have to make sense #its all just for my own gain anyway and i get closer to him to answer my own questions about freddys. end up watching w so closely #i fall for him (<- cheese) and i help him with work and stuff. he does get springlocked eventually and theres some remnant shenanigans #(note: i do feel weird about keeping him a killer but i dont like aus where he isnt one. gotta suck it up and be a monsterfucker in the #different sense lol) #the tse one is. pretty straighforward.. or smth.. i live in the city and see dave around i see him patroling around the mall #i get curious get closer offer him a cig from a pack that i only buy because of him #we chat get to know eo he tries to kill me but i have delved deeper into the history and the unsolved cases and this is proof to me #(same applies here. killers irl arent cool and im closing my eyes to that here cause its fiction and i just want to put an old fictional #man on a leash. -who said that) #anyway its proof to me hes W.A. and i play around with him #i cook him dinner and repair his fursuit <3 /j #i put a SPH on his fursuit /J unless #if you read this far send me your favorite animal in my ask box. no dont actually

[aria0fgold]

Alright, which post did I reblog that got the nsft posts in my for you page???

#aria rants #like-- i dont mind rlly. its mostly text posts anyway and just monsterfucker stuff #im just confused cuz i swear all ive been reblogging is isat/dcmk/random posts i find funny #so what happened here?????? which post set off the bomb of monsterfucking posts in my for you page--

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (19-25 Feb 2023)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 Or Be Nice (charlottemadison) - 151K, Good Omens human AU, enemies-to-friends-to-lovers/boyfrenemies; love the characterizations and the dialogue/banter is A+++

🥰👂‍ The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings #2) (J.R.R. Tolkien, author; Andy Serkis, narrator)

🥰👂‍ Lavender House (Lev AC Rosen, author; Vikas Adam, narrator) - '50s set historical mystery with noir vibes but hella queer. I quite enjoyed this; I liked the characters and the melodramatic noir-ness, and would happily read another of Evander Mills' adventures if any are forthcoming.

😊 Cinderfella (GoldenTruth813) - 43K, Sheith AU, Keith has a crush on YT'er Shiro, then there's a chance meeting, attraction, angst and finally getting together

💖💖 +195K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

The Ghost of You (min_T) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 15K - solidly good ghost/monsterfucking fic

(After)life (AidaRonan) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 4K - reread; my fave ghostfucking fic!

thats what i want series 1-3 (BelmotteTower) - Ted Lasso: Roy/Keeley/Jamie, 44K - fantastic TLot3 series

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Interview with Sarah Gailey (discussing American Hippo) [Romancing The Gothic]

Queering Heyer (My Poor Devil Panel with Rose Lerner, Olivia Waite, Cat Sebastian & KJ Charles) [Romancing The Gothic]

Queering Jane Eyre: Author Visit with Rose Lerner [Romancing The Gothic]

Hot Ones - Anna Kendrick

Hot Ones - Bryan Cranston

Hot Ones - Lenny Kravitz

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

⭐ Vibe Check - Welcome to the Deep End

⭐ ICYMI Plus - Tumblr Revived the Welcome to Night Vale Fandom

Ologies with Alie Ward - Environmental Toxicology (POISONS + TRAIN DERAILMENT) with Kimberly K. Garrett

Switched on Pop - Five years later, the legacy of Nipsey Hussle's "Victory Lap"

99% Invisible #526 - Orange Alternative

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Gankutsu Hotel

Shedunnit - The Death Of The Country House

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Jadeite Cabbage

Lost Women of Science - Of Chestnuts, Cherry Trees, and Mushroom Catsup: Flora Patterson, the Woman who Kept Devastating Blights from U.S. Shores

⭐ Into It - The Wave Returns to the Ocean (Plus: What Are Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos Into?)

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Thomas Merton's Hermitage

Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - Golden

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Newtown Creek Nature Walk

You Must Remember This - 1986: 9 ½ Weeks, Mickey Rourke & Zalman King (Erotic 80s Part 9)

Endless Thread - Aftershocks Online

Hit Parade Plus - The Bridge: Losing Hootie’s Religion

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

'80s Rock Ballads

Tapestry: '70s Queens

Yacht Rock Classics

#sunday reading recap #bookgeekgrrl's reading habits #bookgeekgrrl's soundtracks #lotr #the two towers #lavender house #fanfic ftw #here for all the monsterfucking #romancing the gothic #hot ones remains one of my fave interview shows #vibe check podcast #seriously vibe check will transform your wednesday mornings! #hit parade podcast #atlas obscura podcast #99% invisible podcast #switched on pop podcast #ologies podcast #shedunnit podcast #into it podcast #20k hz podcast #icymi podcast #lost women of science podcast #you must remember this podcast #endless thread podcast #'80s ballads #'70s queens #yacht rock

[magnusbae]

I mean do you ever stop to consider all the benefits of having an immortal lover who can satisfy any fantasy? Hob is one lucky bastard, is all I'm saying. 😏😏😏

#Dream can literally paint ANY dream #Take ANY form #He can do anything Hob had ever dreamt of and more. #They can get all freaky there. #And yet again I'm here to say that Hob is technically a Monsterfucker. #That's all. #dreamling #buns.hc #buns.all

[ancaxbre]

OK, știu ca 2020 o fost o lună și un deceniu cum o fost, da' cum dracu' n-o făcut tumblr-ul românesc nici pâs când o scos Zdob și Zdub melodie despre cum vrea sa ți-o tragă muma pădurii?????🤔

#romanisme #I thought we were all monsterfuckers around here😭 #ganduri de canicula #zdob si zdub #zdob si zdub beloved

[bittersweetblasphemy]

a reminder to all monsterfuckers because i'm seeing a lot of Opinions regarding people liking the Fallout 4 ghouls

#this goes for all humanoid monsters. monsterfuckers who want to fuck humanoid monsters are still people who want to fuck monsters #aces and aros too. whether you fuck monsters or fuck w monsters. you belong here 🖤 #gif

[mikkeneko]

Have finished Volume 1 of SVSSS, I’m enjoying it more than I expected to. At least I’ll probably continue to read it as it comes out, though I’m not as invested in the characters as I am for her other stuff.

I am pretty amused that even though Shen Yuan has not clued in yet to what he actually feels about Luo Binghe (”Luo Binghe isn’t real, he’s not gonna fuck you bro” “OH YEAH? WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT!”) it has been observed multiple times that he was just flat out Not Interested in reading any of the female LIs in Proud Immortal Demon Way, found the heterosexual sex scenes boring, but practically memorized  the entire monster pokedex to a degree that even the original author can’t match.

Shen Yuan: known monsterfucker. That’ll serve him well when Luo Binghe gets back from the Abyss, huh.

#svsss which i am not really into #...apparently I've changed my mind #shen qingqiu #also I hate all their names #I get that you're Doing A Theme here with all the qings #but it's a headache to sort them out #anyway. #shen qingqiu: known monsterfucker

[mimeparadox]

Boy, I really wish the Gargoyles comics would give Elisa something to do.

(Remembers that the last time the Gargoyles comics gave Elisa something to do, it was to break up with Goliath over a heretofore unvoiced desire to be a tradwife, only to give up all of those things two issues later as if her desires weren't important.)

Okay, maybe I don't.

#Gargoyles #Elisa Maza #Disney's Gargoyles #Gargoyles (Disney) #Greg Weisman #Anti-Greg Weisman #Sexism in writing #Which goes both ways #The original character turn was sexist BS. #And arguing that none of it actually mattered after all was doubly so #I.E.: If you want an Elisa that wants to be both a monsterfucker and a tradwife--show that #That'd be an interesting character beat! #Not for Elisa Maza specifically but since we're here...

[pettyeti]

i'm starving! even more voraciously, i'll consume you extending my hands from one end to the other i won't surrender you to anyone else

under read more for body horror.

#“here vrai eat a snickers. you get all eldritch-y when you're aether-starved. better?” “better.” #i am a monsterfucker sorry but i also love how these pictures came out asdhjkf #my edits. #vrai. #body horror #ask to tag