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alohaasaloevera · 2 months
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YEAH I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE HET KEITH TAG. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SHADOWBAN MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT?
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coolspacequips · 1 month
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I think if all ppl can say about allura is that she's an obstacle to kl or that she's dead to be kl angst or that ppl shipping her w Lance suck then maybe just don't talk about her ever LMAO
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magnifythesun · 12 days
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Hiii so mexican salsa YES this post is a prompt! Feel free to change it to whatever you like, but I'd love a lil' story like this:
Ian and anthony are both very obviously in love and the whole smoffice knows it, but them lmao! I'd love this fic to be just text messages or slack posts or sth, where the cast and crew report of sightings of Ian and anthony doing very ianthony stuff and not realize it themselves. Maybe they come up w a way to show or nudge them in the right direction? But Ian and Anthony will still make it a bro moment (broment) bc they think the other one just wants to be bros LMAO ~ Japhan2024 💖
@japhan2024 FANTASTIC IDEA I have to believe that the Smosh cast legit has a secret group chat for stuff like this hahaha the looks on their faces whenever Ian and Anthony do something shippy is priceless
im going to wrack my brain for my favorite moments lolol I hope you enjoy!
(mid writing note: i first wrote basically all texts but it wasn't quite flowing the way i wanted it to so now there's a little more prose lol. this also taught me i do NOT know enough crew members' names)
It took Erin less than ten minutes to create The Group Chat following the slapping video caress incident.
Erin: "okay so what the fuck"
Tommy: "i'm beside myself."
Angela: "SO WE'RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT IT"
It began, and all hell broke loose from there.
Most of the cast and crew didn't know Anthony too well when he first returned, but everyone could tell Ian began to positively glow once he came back. It had started mostly with little under-the-breath comments about how big Ian had smiled at something Anthony did, or shared glances after they looked lost in each other's worlds. It's not that everyone wanted to speculate about their bosses, but rather that their bosses were practically giving them no choice.
The real watershed moment was the birth of The Group Chat, which finally provided an outlet for all ianthony incidents witnessed by the cast and crew.
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Shayne: "Please tell me how Anthony managed to turn his smosh cast interview into an hour of us complimenting Ian."
Tommy: "i swear he practices in his car on the way to work"
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Erin: "not them discussing deepthroating injuries for like three whole minutes..."
Erin: "while Anthony sucks on his rainbow lollipop......"
Chanse: "they are not beating the allegations"
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Josh: "So this is I think the fourth video I've edited where Anthony has called Ian daddy??"
Josh: "WHAT is the thought process. I just can't put it together. is Anthony just like yeah I'm going to call my bro daddy about seventeen separate times with varying levels of seriousness and that's good and het and normal."
Erin: "Josh, istg you don't see the half of it. Come watch them film and pay special attention when the cameras are OFF."
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Erin: "im losing it"
Arasha: "oh god. what happened"
Erin: "i am not fucking kidding right now anthony just called him submissive and breedable."
Keith: "WHAT"
Erin: "he said what he said."
Angela: "BREEDABLE????????????"
Erin: "in front of god and everyone."
Angela: "BREEDABLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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Tommy: "catching up on the main channel sketches and i just have to ask"
Tommy: "How many men can Ian date in his sketches until he realizes he'd like to date one in real life?"
Chanse: "don't SPEAK to me about it"
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Tommy: "bicurious, hmm? Ian would you like to share something with the class???"
Chanse: "hes so deep in the mental closet his art is trying to scream it at him through his subconscious."
Chanse: "ive been there 😞"
Josh: "I've never been more prepared to edit a video in my whole life"
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Angela: "Erinnnn not u directing them to stand closer together 😭😭"
Erin: "look I'm at my wits end. I'm thinking forced proximity might do it"
Keith: "if that could work they would have gotten it during kissing currency 😙💸"
Shayne: "@courtney is this your thought process behind wanting a kissing video"
Courtney: "HA"
Courtney: "yes."
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Courtney: "okay so if our plan at this point is just to make them read so many fanfics about themselves out loud that they spontaneously realize they're in love, we've got to find some fics that don't contain the word 'cummies'"
Angela: "what are cummies?? 😇"
Shayne: "ANGELA I SWEAR TO GOD"
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As the incidents kept piling up, a plot began to form. Maybe Anthony and Ian were just so oblivious that they all needed to adopt a certain 'push-comes-to-shove' mentality, and do what had to be done. Everyone agreed, they had to find a way to put them in such a charged situation that this would all finally boil over, and the astounding tension that had plagued the office would be resolved. The ultimate achievement of this long-weary Group Chat.
Erin: "okay so one more time. everyone has talked with HR, yes? and everyone slated for the vid is comfortable with the concept of spin the bottle"
Angela: "what's spin the bottle? 😇"
Tommy: "STOP"
Shayne "1) Yes for the thousandth time, we promise. 2) What the FUCK are we going to do if this bottle never lands on Anthony and Ian"
Erin: "I will keep this shoot going as long as necessary."
Shayne: "That sounds like a threat?"
Chanse: "I'm suddenly regretting my decision. May I take my week's vacation right now?"
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Erin: "how..."
Courtney: "did you see the look in their eyes????? :O"
Angela: "FATE WAS ON OUR SIDE. IT LANDED ON THEM THREE WHOLE TIMES"
Erin: "yes but,,,,,"
Tommy: "don't speak to me I'm still reeling"
Keith: "oh please don't tell me it didn't work."
Chanse: "i just have one question. how did they kiss THREE TIMES and still not realize."
Courtney: "they were both practically levitating from giddiness"
Arasha: "they just kept looking away from each other and laughing it off... they didn't see each other's expressions 😭😭"
Angela: "guys. guys"
Erin: "what"
Angela: "do u know what this means"
Angela: "now that we've pushed them over this hurdle... They're going to start bro kissing in their sketches"
Chanse: "oh my god"
Josh: "oh fuck you're right"
Erin: "that's it."
Erin: "im quitting smosh"
Amanda: "Oh hey guys! We have a group chat?"
Shayne:
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dazeddoodles · 5 months
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I mean Darius could probably pass as a girl…maybe
I thought that too, he even has eyelashes (and boobs) but then I remembered Darius also has a "beard" and is muscular so my cis het relatives would be like "🤨"
For further context when we were younger, my mom saw my sister's Klance (Keith and Lance from Voltron) charm and questioned her about it. And my sister lied and said Keith is a girl (he has longer hair)
My mom did not believe her so there's no way she'd believe me either
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notthatalex · 5 months
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💛Smoshblr December Asks Day 19💙
What are your top 3 fave/dream cast constellations for smosh vids? (so typically 4-6 people each)
Bonus: What are your top 3 smosh ships?
I am just going to do the bonus because I don't think I can truly put together a top 3 for this. Would tear me apart a bit.
Ships:
1. Nintendogs
I see 2 guys that don't shower and I need them to kiss.
Unreal how much this rotates in my brain. This ship consumes me and has been for almost 4 months now.
And I am currently holding smosh at gunpoint to put those 2 characters in a video togehter again.
I need it badly, but also, it would destroy me for a bit.
2. Wet Cop/[REDACTED]
Ok we need like a good ship name for them btw...
The Keith gives couples therapy video is literally my fave smosh video EVER. They deserve each other and I don't even really mean that in a condescending way.
Ok maybe a little bit but also in a loving way...
3. Brosen
CHOSEN HAS 2 HANDS!!!!!! (And I also think Chosen/Augustus and Bri makes a cute and fun poly ship)
The It couple. I have a trans and cis guy characterization of chosen bouncing in my head at all times, but when I think of brosen it is just the trans one. Het t4t couple: painfully so.
Brianna is so down bad for him and I respect her for that. <3333
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athetos · 6 months
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Picked up my hold from the library and I handed over my metro pass instead of my library card, so I apologized and gave them the right one saying “they’re both pride themed so I get confused haha” and then as I was leaving the librarian said “oh by the way you don’t have to use your legal name in our system, we can change it if you’d like” which was very sweet and made my day because I’m so used to ppl assuming I’m just a cis girl “tomboy” and not nonbinary. And like if I was binary trans I would probably feel differently about being clocked but it’s a breath of fresh air even if it was pretty obvious. I work in an office where I can wear Keith haring shirts, a rainbow flag beanie, and have a dozen pins and patches across my vest and backpack with pride stuff and people still are shocked when I’m not cis or het like! So I respect you librarian.
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will80sbyers · 1 year
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okay honestly on the kissing topic: What do these people who harass others in the fandom for writing/drawing more than a tiny press of lips think the byler kiss will look like? it won’t be a little peck with so much emotion building up, and that is okay and normal! will they lose their minds at the writers? Why WOULDN’T you want the queer romances to be allowed the same respect and opportunities on screen as all the het couples who literally get make outs and sexual references each season anyway? byler and rovickie deserve being passionate on screen in whatever way that looks like for them. I’m tired of this “protecting” people seem to do with byler, its so jarring as someone who’s been in fandoms for many years. draw all the kisses you want guys lets see those boys be happy together!
No, you're so right... because now that I think about it they really did make a lot of sexual references/jokes with the straight kids and teens like the "keep it PG" that Keith said to Max and Lucas for example and I've never seen anyone complain about that!
but a simple kiss between queer kids is weird??? like... I'm chronically online too but not THAT much 😭
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larathia · 2 years
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It’s been a few years now, so it’s probably safe to say this.
VLD discourse seems to love focusing on Shiro, Keith, and Lance, but this little essay is not about any of them. 
This essay is about Matt, and how y’all seem to have never realized just what a gold mine Matt’s canon is for every funny and weird thing you could possibly think up. Specifically, I want all the fandom to think hard about these canon facts:
1) Matt is maybe nineteen when the Kerberos mission goes south. He appears in all respects to be a pretty normal nineteen year old cis guy. Hormone-wise, I mean.
2) Given his overt flirtations with Allura, he’s at most bisexual. (Not gay, but maybe more than het.) He’s also clearly perfectly okay with coming on to other species, ‘cos there’s not a moment’s hesitation there. 
3) Matt was the Only Human In His Part Of The Universe from the time he got separated from the rest of the crew until Pidge found him. YEARS LATER. And even after she found him, he was still usually the Only Human in his part of the universe - it was just that now he also knew where some other humans were in relation to himself.
4) Matt is a Holt. That means he has a mind so wide open you could fit three football fields and a four-department-store mall in it, and he’s not afraid to experiment.
Please. Take a moment to put these four easily observable canon notes together in your brain. Go on. I’ll wait. Then go ahead and let Matt get up to every single “dude were you stoned?” “Not on purpose” bit of space shenanigans you can think of. I would love to see these fics:
* That time Matt got caught jacking off by some of the crew he was flying with, had to explain what exactly he was doing, came up with some really wild shit like ‘no really human males have to do this or we get sick’ or some such BS, and for the next four months had crew members offering to help him or telling him the ship’s clock had informed them that it had been more than x vargas since he’d last jacked off, he’d better go do that.
* That time Matt wound up in a space bar, couldn’t read ANY of the signs, picked a drink at random, and two days later had to be rescued by his crew and given a surgical abortion because some other species found him while he was blacked out and implanted eggs in his intestinal wall. Which, to his surprise, he both remembered and didn’t mind.
* That time a semi-gelatinous life form decided that Matt’s ejaculate was tasty and nutritious and therefore almost kidnapped him from the crew he was serving with. And his captain then had a Talk with him about Certain Species Protocols.
* That time after Pidge found him again and one of Matt’s crew innocently asked her while she was visiting if she would require help with her sex drive, and she spent an hour running down just where that question had come from.
* The bit where Pidge finds out that a lot of species’ reactions to Matt have been mirror images of his reactions to them - i.e. human is interestingly exotic and this looks fun, why not try something? And Pidge has to decide whether it’s better to blackmail her brother or just straight up tell their mother when the opportunity offers. Decisions, decisions. 
* The bit where Matt and his portion of the Resistance tag along with Voltron for a while and Pidge is stunned at how many alien languages Matt can now read, until one of his crew mentions that time with the ovipositor and the drinks menu and that Matt learned to be a polyglot out of self defense.
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Keith near het steegje Cafe in De Doelen, 1973
Photo by Rinus Pols
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joostjongepier · 9 months
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Wat?   Brown Spot (Portrait of Andy Warhol as a banana) ((1984) door Jean-Michel Basquiat, Jean-Michel Basquiat (1984) door Andy Warhol, Los Cabazos 91984) door Jean-Michel Basquiat, China Paramount (1984), African Masks (ca. 1984) en Taxi, 45th/Broadway (1984-1985) door Jean-Michel Basquiat en Andy Warhol
Waar?   Fondation Louis Vuitton, Parijs
Wanneer?   31 juli 2023
Andy Warhol ken ik al een groot deel van mijn leven. Jean-Michel Basquiat ontdekte ik pas een paar jaar geleden. Sindsdien ben ik een groot fan van zijn werk. Van 1983 tot 1985 blijken beide kunstenaars nauw te hebben samengewerkt. Basquiat beweerde een miljoen schilderijen met Warhol samen te hebben gemaakt. Dat was lichtelijk overdreven. Het waren er in werkelijkheid zo’n honderdzestig. Beide kunstenaars werden in oktober 1982 aan elkaar voorgesteld door galeriehouder Bruno Bishofberger, die hen beiden representeerde. Ondanks het leeftijdsverschil klikte het meteen tussen de twee. Aanvankelijk werkten ze samen met Francesco Clemente, later zetten de twee hun samenwerking voort. De samenwerking tussen Warhol, Basquiat en Clemente leverde zo’n vijftien schilderijen op. De werken werden van studio naar studio vervoerd en elke kunstenaar voegde elementen toe, waarbij ieders eigen stijl zichtbaar bleef.
Warhol en Basquiat maakten verschillende portretten van elkaar, zoals Brown Spot (Portrait of Andy Warhol as a banana) en Jean-Michel Basquiat (in de pose van Michelangelo’s David). Toen Bishofberger de twee kunstenaars aan elkaar had voorgesteld, vroeg Basquiat hem om een foto van hem en Warhol te maken. Basquiat vertrok en twee uur later bracht zijn assistent het schilderij Dos Cabezas naar Warhol’s Factory. Hierop riep Warhol uit: “Oh, I’m so jealous! He’s faster than me.””
Een fraai voorbeeld van de samenwerking tussen Warhol en Basquiat is China Paramount.  Het door Warhol toegevoegde logo van Paramount Pictures staat voor de Amerikaanse filmindustrie, maar is ook een eerbetoon aan zijn toenmalige levenspartner Jon Gold, die bij het bedrijf werkte. Ronald Reagan, de acteur die president werd, propageerde in de jaren tachtig van de vorige eeuw goede handelsrelaties met China. Hieraan ontleent het werk zijn naam. Basquiats zwarte figuren geven aan dat de Afro-Amerikaanse bevolking niet meedeelt in de groeiende welvaart van de jaren tachtig.
Basquiats aandacht voor zijn Afrikaanse roots komt ook tot uiting in het meterslange werk Afrikan Masks. Warhol schreef hierover in zijn dagboek: “We painted an African masterpiece together. One hundred feet long. He’s better than I am, though” (29 mei 1984).
Taxi, 45th/Broadway geeft een autobiografische scène uit Basquiats leven weer. Toen hij een taxi wilde aanhouden, kreeg hij alleen maar beledigingen toegeschreeuwd. Kunstenaar Keith Haring, een vriend van Basquiat, zei hierover: “”Being black and a kid and having dreadlocks, he couldn’t even get a taxi. But he could spend $ 10,000 in his pocket.”
De tentoonstelling Jean-Michel Basquiat x Andy Warhol, Painting Four Hands is een grote tentoonstelling. Wat de vele werken vooral laten zien is het enthousiasme waarmee ze zijn gemaakt, de wederzijdse onderlinge inspiratie. De kunstscène in New York in de jaren tachtig was een bruisende creatieve smeltkroes.
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writteninsunshine · 1 year
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Title: I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm
Author: Keith
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel
Setting: Unspecified
Pairing: Valentino/Velvette
Characters: Valentino, Velvette
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 1214
Type Of Work: One-Shot
Status: Complete
Warnings: M/F, Het, AU - Omegaverse, AU - A/B/O, A/B/O Dynamics, Omegaverse Dynamics, Alpha!Valentino, Omega!Velvette, Emotional Manipulation, Headcanon Heavy, Fluff, Silly Fluff, Vox Mention, VoxValVel Mention, StaticMothDoll Mention
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Summary: He almost hoped that she would continue to ignore his warnings, because there was something precious about this he couldn't quite put his finger on.
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mikelogan · 2 years
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I'm watching the end of season 3 and Elliot and JD together are so fucking toxic they're so bad for each other I'm going rabid i hate them so much. And they're not even fun toxic like Jordan and Perry.
And then. Elliot shows up to help Carla get ready for the wedding in a pink off the shoulder shirt with a rainbow on it over a black bra with her hair all curled talking about how she doesn't always enjoy having sex with men and like. She is so clearly gay.
She dates the guys she does in the beginning because of comp-het. I think. At some point during her relationship with Sean she realizes that she's only dating him because she doesn't want to be alone and she thinks she's supposed to be with a guy. She also has a ~dream~ about Jordan and/or that hot new surgeon lady which is hotter than anything she's ever done with any guy.
Anyway Elliot is a lesbian and maybe she ends up with Danni but like original Danni not rebranded toxic Danni. Definitely not Sean. He irks me. And they have no chemistry and. God lesbian Elliot would be everything.
At this point I'm convinced you just scuttled out of my brain and somehow gained sentience bc BRUH I BEEN SAYIN
1) I'm not gonna lie, I liked JD and Elliot in the beginning in like a "Oh they're kinda cute" and I will even tolerate them up until this point in season 3, where she leaves Sean FOR JD after making Sean uproot his life for her and then JD decides he doesn't want her anymore. The only thing that makes me angrier is when he decides he does want her in My Cold Shower. I rage. Partially bc YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOT, JD and partially bc I really do like Keith.
2) In reading your second paragraph I'm like "oh yeah it's that comp-het AND THEN YOU SAID THAT so further evidence that you're one of my little brain bugs (loving term of endearment)
But yeah no, Elliot is an extremely repressed lesbian who doesn't figure it out until she's late twenties/early thirties. Which is incredibly valid (I didn't know I was bi until I was in my 2nd year of college), but you don't come from a wealthy Connecticut background without being a lot repressed. And I have quite literally never entertained the idea of Elliot and Danni bc they ruined Danni beyond recognition, but it would be the largest of pain points for Perry that his ex-wife's sister is dating /Barbie/. That makes them slightly more connected than just coworkers. Maybe. Sort of.
But also I can't decide if Carla is also a lesbian (she's with Jordan don't look at me] or if she's bi or pan. This was not meant to be a breakdown of all the Scrubs characters' sexual orientations but like. What else are we supposed to do?
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Idk if you sent the other ask in my inbox or if this is just an awesome coincidence BUT I FORGOT ABOUT MOLLY, THATS THE FUCKIN HEADCANON
Instead of looking for a new mentor in Molly, she starts to realize maybe she's less straight than she though. Nobody tell her brother, Barry, though -- he's the gay one. And correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not) but in her voiceover doesn't Elliot say about Molly, "she's the peppermint patty to my marcy" or something to that effect? GAY
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peterpijls1965 · 10 days
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Tunnel Burggraaf/Landweert, Venray. Diverse tags zijn nu verwijderd. Wel zijn er nieuwe aangebracht. De gemeente gedoogt graffiti in de tunnel. Gelukkig wordt er nooit schoongemaakt. Keith Haring werd overschat, de tunnel van Burggraaf juist niet. Geen van de graffitikunstenaars die er werken sprak ik ooit. Sommige tags op het plafond van het viaduct voor fietsers en voetgangers doen vormen van rivaliteit vermoeden tussen diverse Venrayse wijken.
#keithharing
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keynewssuriname · 2 months
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Voortvluchtige verdachte overgedragen door de Franse autoriteiten
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De voortvluchtige verdachte G.S. is op donderdag 28 maart 2024 omstreeks 11.50 uur v.m. door de afdeling Kapitale Delicten aangehouden, nadat hij kort daarvoor door de Franse autoriteiten was overgedragen aan de Brigade van de Militaire Politie op de grenspost te Albina. Deze verdachte werd vervolgens ter voorgeleiding overgebracht naar het politiebureau te Paramaribo. G.S. die gezocht werd, wordt ervan verdacht zich op 15 november 2022 schuldig te hebben gemaakt aan een ernstig misdrijf, aan de Drambrandersgracht te Paramaribo, waarbij het slachtoffer Nijon Keith Tamier kwam te overlijden. Verder heeft deze verdachte zich ook schuldig gemaakt aan overtreding van de Wet op verdovende middelen en de Vuurwapenwet. Na zijn daad maakte hij zich uit de voeten en wist geruime tijd uit handen van de politie te blijven. Na afstemming met het Openbaar Ministerie is de verdachte G.S. hangende het onderzoek door de politie in verzekering gesteld ter zake verschillende ernstige strafbare feiten. Het onderzoek duurt voort. Read the full article
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petervc88 · 3 months
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Cappelle Calling - 4 maart 2024
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De LP van de Week was deze uitzending een album dat 40 jaar oud was: The Works van Queen. Ondanks dat het niet bekendstaat als één van hun beste albums, kreeg ik er wel zoveel verzoekjes voor nummers, dat ik er uiteindelijk 6 nummers van heb gedraaid. Ook een 40 jarig jubileum viert de satirische muziekfilm 'This Is Spinal Tap', dus die kan niet ontbreken als Filmplaat.
Terugluisteren kan hier.
Dit was de playlist:
Uur 1:
Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street Kings Of Leon - Mustang Beck - Loser Queen - Radio Gaga (LP van de Week) Lady GaGa - Born This Way (The Country Road Version) Albin Lee Meldau - Elvis, I Love You Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds Keith Richards - I'm Waiting For The Man (DisCovered) Chris Rea - Fool (If You Think It's Over) Spinal Tap - Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight (Filmplaat - uit 'This Is Spinal Tap') ABBA - Waterloo Queen - It's a Hard Life (LP van de Week)
Uur 2:
Editors - Papillon Elbow - Balu Queen - I Want To Break Free (LP van de Week) Norah Jones - Staring at the Wall The Velvet Underground - I'm Waiting for the Man (DisCovered) Cigarettes After Sex - Tejano Blue Queen - Keep Passing the Open Windows (LP van de Week) Bleachers - Me Before You Queen - Hammer to Fall (LP van de Week) Queen - Is This the World We Created...? (LP van de Week) Son Mieux - Tonight K's Choice - Not An Addict
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Cappelle Calling is iedere maandagavond van 20:00 t/m 22:00 te horen op Radio 90FM. Iedere woensdagmiddag wordt de uitzending herhaald van 18:00 tot 20:00. Suggesties voor DisCovered of De Filmplaat zijn welkom via de Facebookpagina van het programma of via [email protected].
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written-in-sunshine · 10 months
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Title: Don't Rain On My Volleyball Court
Author: Keith
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel
Setting: The Beach
Pairing: Chazwick Thurman/Velvette
Characters: Velvette, Chazwick Thurman
Genre: General/Vague Romance
Rating: K
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 100
Type Of Work: Drabble, Part of the FicWip Drabble Prompts
Status: Complete
Warnings: Het, M/F, Food
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.Summary: Even the cherries dripping red syrup down the sides of the cup of white sorbet couldn't make this any better.
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