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jdandress · 3 months
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it surely says something about me that I got the Phaedra reference immediately, but it has taken me 60 HOURS to figure out why the minotaur would be named Mazey
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stupidsexpotflanders · 8 months
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Broke:Chase is a bumbling idiot who can't find his way out of a paper bag and doesn't know anything about what's happening around him. Also,breaks at every little pressure. (How would someone like that work under Dr. House for longer than a day?)
Woke:Chase is clever,quick-thinking and impossibly well educated;but oftentimes lacks common sense and gets to weird ass conclusions for unknown reasons.
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darth-sonny · 1 year
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That... That has to be the absolute WORST thing to say to your brother..
Donnie is literally a certified smart dumbass, everyone bonk the smart dumdum.*bonk*
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phoenixmakeswords · 5 months
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‘I’m not impulsive,’ I say.
Hold the more skittish of our cats like in the Lion King on a whim and hum ‘The Circle of Life’ I did. Massively freak out the little man did. And now I have a bandage on my wrist.
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seerofmike · 1 year
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i do simply adore that the boys' go-to cover-up outfits when on the surface are hoodies and...just hoodies. with the hood up. yeah sure it covers their shells and faces but leo donnie and mikey are still wearing their booty shorts so you can visibly tell their legs are fucking green
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pay no attention to us we are normal teenage boys as evidenced by our hoodies and green legs
raph has the sensibility to wear pants but then he has a SLEEVELESS hood on and a baseball cap like i am surprised all of new york was not aware of these little green freaks before the finale
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chamberlains-ghoul · 8 days
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Luis Serra is a mad scientist who worked for not one, but two, weird murder cults and yet he’s such a sentimental, sad little guy.
I want to see what exactly was going through his head while working for Umbrella and Los Illuminados. Like, I don’t completely buy that he was coerced (not in the beginning, anyways), but I can believe he thought he was doing the right thing.
What products did he make under Umbrella that never hit the shelves? He was almost definitely working with the parasite that made Nemesis, so what exactly was he trying to do with it? Did he know what Nemesis was or did he think he could do something good with the parasite in spite of that? What was he trying to accomplish with Las Plagas?
Idk I want to study him like a bug.
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pigeonwit · 6 months
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werewolf jack vampire spot demon race and ghoul crutchie living in a house share together and sending out fake roommate applications to get human victims only to end up with regular ass man and Monster Catnip davey jacobs who just assumes they're all trans and/or neurodivergent.
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astragatwo · 9 months
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It's really hot outside
(Bonus)
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angrysheeproject · 8 months
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Please hear me out @swimmingferret So I was thinking about how you said that Red could sense Nero and vice versa, and that made me wonder if Red did some human research to see if it was normal to have a connection with your baby as a new mom for humans. And typically, the answer that came back would probably be yes, that there is. Picture this, Red:
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jurinova · 7 months
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Meet my Tav (whom I actually named Lanius)! Don't be fooled by their cool look, for they are in reality a dumbass.
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pokemon-wafflehouse · 2 years
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Will may be dumber than he lets on
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bakageyama-s · 1 year
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Doric and Xenk best characters
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darth-sonny · 1 year
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donnie vibes
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trcelyneart · 1 year
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Boyfriend told me he wanted to S-support Diamant for the entire game, until the last moment when he chose Merrin instead
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I watch pokemon because Ash is simultaneously a genius and the dumbest kid alive and I love him. And also for his relationship with Pikachu. He's got the highest Charisma and Wisdom stats possible but his Intelligence stat is in the basement somewhere and boy do we love that for him.
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anonymous-dentist · 11 months
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Does q!Cellbit know that his boyfriend seems to think that they’re a couple? Because I don’t think he does
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