#holy shit y'all

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

so much for stardust live debut!!!!!!!!

(11/2/23)

#holy shit y'all #fall out boy #tourdust #(this was in place of srar in case anyone didnt see)

[strictlybecca]

WHAT.

"The new show is set to pick up in the aftermath of the defeat of Spartacus' rebel army, and tell a new story of treachery, deceit, and blood unfolding beneath the foreboding shadow of Rome."

#spartacus #sparty #the sparty party returns #i guess????? #steven deknight #okay everyone knows we're all wondering the same thing: how MUCh further in the aftermath??? #flashbacks to nagron goat farm #will you show me my precious perfect bloodstained princeling and his hulking husband?????? #holy shit y'all #sparty! #SPARTY!

[spotify-official]

I will resume roasting people soon, I just woke up to a VERY FULL inbox

#holy shit y'all #spotify official #spotify

[yeehawbrethren]

#one piece #one piece spoilers #possibly??? #HOLY SHIT Y'ALL #IM SO SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS

[pondsphuwin]

THIS PLOT?? SPECIFICALLY CATERS TO MY PERSONAL INTERESTS OOOONLY!!!

FROM NOW ON THIS IS MY REASON TO LIVE!!

#DEADASS I'M GOING TO BE WAITING FOR THIS MOVIE LIKE IT'S THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST #actually more important than that cus I'm not christian 😩 #HOLY SHIT Y'ALL #do kyungsoo #d.o. #ji chang wook #carved city #oh okay it apparently is A DRAMA EVEN BETTER OMG

[shu-of-the-wind]

if nothing else, under the banner of heaven does a spectacular job of showing a man losing his faith in massive, horrific, bloody chunks as a result of violence and fundamentalism. which makes sense, because dustin black lost his faith in massive, horrific, bloody chunks growing up as a gay man in mormonism.

#it's also just like. dissecting mormonism like a frog in science class it's WILD #is it true to the murders and investigation into the murders of brenda and erica lafferty? not in the slightest #but goddamn does it Hit Hard #and andrew garfield does SUCH A GOOD JOB #holy shit y'all #under the banner of heaven

[nutria--oscura]

hahahahahahahahah

i am the sanest person y'all

~spoilers for s2 ep37 under the cut~

WFT IS THE INTRO HOLY SHIT- MY BRAIN STOPPED WORKING THE SECOND I HEARD ALL STAR START PLAYING-

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O 

WILLY- SCARY'S BACK

WILLY THAT PIECE OF FUCKING-

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O N O N O O O O

SCARY'S GOING TO GRANT OH SHITE-

OH? OH.

Grant punch #1

HELL YEAH NORMAL

"Scary's the beaten the broken and the damned" FUCK-

DAMN NORMAL

"And when it says you can touch a creature, can I touch myself?" hah, nice

YES SPARROW

Kiddads lore? Kiddads lore.

Oh Scary bestie-

"Something has broken in Normal and all of his rage is spilling out right now, like all of the fucking shit that has been bottled up for him, just fuckin taking L after L, it's just all coming out and he's taking it out on these pizza guys" oh nooooo~ NORMAL SO DESERVES TO GO FERAL

"Just tug on my toes" "tug on my toes so I know when to sword these pizzas" "you manage to somehow out homoerotic Neon Genesis Evangelion" suddenly the gif they posted on twitter makes so much sense-

"Normal looks at this, and sees it through the darkness somehow and says, "everybody's falling in love, wiTH EVERYBODY ELSE BUT ME" and then I smash the wall and grab a fire axe and just start going to town on the fucking pizzas up here" NORMAL. DESERVES. TO. GO. FERAL.

"You whirling dervish of homoeroticism and pizza and video games" I need to use this line

How did this ep become to homoerotic-

NICKY!

"Vegans only"?

"This podcast may be the only thing without a visual component to end up on wiki feet" so true Beth, so so true-

Grant punch #2?

GRANT-

Grant punch #3

"Vegans only".

FUCK YEA SCARY

"A vegan has to eat through all that meat" Normal and Sparrow nooo-

Normal and Scary moments <3

"Whoever can bring Terry Jr back gets the anchor" fuuuck- "I'm really sorry it doesn't- it doesn't work like that anymore" FUUUUUCK-

MESSAGE TO TERRY MESSAGE TO TERRY MESSAGE TO TERRY MESSAGE TO-

OH SHIT LINK YOU GO GIRL(?)

y'all now what i'm gonna say:

Double Therapy for all!

#holy shit y'all #the first half had me in tears #like fetal position screaming crying sobbing throwing up- #the whole shebang #normal had me screaming cause like #yessss #bestie deserves to go feral #the link and taylor???? #the homoeroticism of it all??? #gosh- #swiftli nation how we doing? #then the ending #OHMIGOSH #the scary and normal moment <3 #in tears #several dead and many more injured #(both in the ep and because of the ep) #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #scary marlowe #normal oak #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift (not that one) #grant wilson #fuck willy stampler #screaming crying sobbing #whispers of the raine

[jeannewritessometimes]

[[God of Night x GN!Reader, HEAVY smut fanfic, OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS ONE]]

[[Warnings: MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI, explicit sex, slight predator/prey themes, biting, oral sex (reader recieving), unsafe sex, begging, body worship, crying during sex (everything is consensual of course), breeding kink, slight dumbification, overstimulation, orgasm denial, size kink.]]

You ran through the trees, heart pounding in your ears as you hopped over roots and loose branches. You'd broken into a temple, one that had been used to worship a god of the night in the past. Illinois had ended up leaving you on your own before you even got into the building, muttering something about "something's wrong".

You thought he was just being a pussy at first, but now you were second-guessing that assumption as an angry god chased you through the woods. You gripped onto the artifact that you'd stolen from the temple in your hand, a crystal ball that held a small flower in the middle. This was what you and Illinois had originally planned on taking, and you'd be damned if you let a little chase ruin that plan.

The adrenaline flooding through your veins only served as a replacement for caffeine, giving you the energy to keep running.

Unfortunately though, that adrenaline didn't make you any more observant, and you tripped over a rock and belly-flopped straight onto the floor.

For a moment, you had a fleeting sense of hope that the god had lost track of you, but the sound of footsteps behind you only helped to rip that hope from your heart.

You helplessly reached for the ball, trying to get ahold of it, but the god stepped on your hand to stop you and picked it up instead.

Fuck.

"All this, for a little trinket?" A surprisingly baritone voice came from the god, and you raised your head in an attempt to look at him.

He was... fucking beautiful.

The god was perfectly sculpted masterpiece, with chiseled features and muscles that moved underneath perfectly fitted clothes.

He looked down at you, an unreadable expression on his face. His face was somehow even more beautiful, his eyes a golden brown that seemed to glow beside the dark red swirl that circled around his eye. Maybe they were glowing. He was a god, after all.

"Oh, you thought I'd just let you go?" he asked, kneeling down and flipping you around so that you laid on your back.

You started to scramble away, terrified, but he grabbed your ankle and pulled you right back over to him easily. Maybe it was an effect of the adrenaline, but that strength sent a wave of heat straight to your core.

"Do you remember who I am, mortal?" he asked, his voice low and threatening as he stared at you.

You hesitate, inhaling sharply as he grips your jaw roughly with his hand. "Answer, fool."

"Fuck- fine, you're..." You thought back to what you remember Illinois calling him. "...the God of Night. Of darkness."

He lets go of your jaw, but keeps a firm grip around your ankle. "Good. You may address me as Night." He leans closer, causing your breath to catch in your throat.

Sure, he was probably about to kill you, but something about him was just so fucking enticing for some reason.

He paused, and let out a quiet chuckle after a second. You were tempted to snap at him and ask what he was laughing at, but something told you that being outright disrespectful wasn't a good plan right now.

"You had a reason for stealing this, didn't you?" he purred, something switching in his eyes that made you squirm. "You were trying to get me to chase you, weren't you?"

Oh.

Oh shit.

Night thought you were trying to get some (literal) god-tier dick.

As he began crawling up over your body, you suddenly became aware of how much he towered over you. Again, this probably due to the fact that he was a god, but it made you clench slightly as you thought about the implications of his size.

Maybe it was better to let him think that was why you stole the artifact... that, and the heat stirring in your core made it hard to focus on anything other than the sudden urge to let this man fuck you senseless.

"Oh, devoted follower," he murmured, moving his lips against your ear and pinning your wrists to the ground below you. "You have no idea how long it's been since I've ravaged a mortal's flesh."

As his lips trace along the shell of your ear, you can't help but hopelessly buck your hips up against his when a whine escapes your lips.

He lets out a low chuckle, gently planting a line of kisses down your neck and running his tongue over your throbbing pulse point. The feeling of your racing heart seemed to encourage him, and he suddenly sunk his teeth into your skin.

You cry out in pain, and he rolls his crotch against yours as he pulls back and nuzzles the bite mark with his nose. "Oh, star," he moans out, "your fear is delicious."

You open your mouth to try and reply, but your words are swallowed as Night presses a passionate kiss to your parted lips and slips his tongue into your mouth.

As your mind goes fuzzy with the intensity of the kiss, he moves his hands to move down and gently take off your shirt and rest them on your now-bare waist.

Now that your hands are free, you have the opportunity to get out from under him and run, but the heavenly feeling of his hands on your skin erases any previous hesitation.

As his hand slips downwards, he pulls out of the kiss and crawls downwards to make it a bit easier to take of your pants.

You panic for a moment, worrying about the fact that you hadn't shaved, but you remember that Night is a literal god and has literally existed since before razors were invented.

You lift your hips slightly as he pulls off your pants and your underwear, and he lets out a quiet growl at the sight of your leaking sex.

That sound went straight to the growing warmth in your gut, and you let out a moan as he immediately runs his tongue along your arousal. He slips his lips around your sex, letting out a quiet hum that sent vibrations running through your body.

He moves your legs to rest on his shoulders as he works his tongue over you, eagerly pleasuring you as you let out obscene noises that would put an overpaid porn star to shame.

He moves away for a moment, using his fingers to collect the mixture of spit and slick that was leaking from you, and then immediately moving back to pleasure your arousal as he slipped two of his fingers inside of you. He worked his fingers in and out, his tongue swirling along your sex perfectly as his fingers curled against a specific spot that made your vision go fuzzy.

You cry out in pleasure, and he slips in another finger that stretches you out beautifully and continues to attack that specific spot inside of you.

A tense feeling begins building up in your gut, causing you to gasp for air and buck your hips against him. Night doesn't seem to mind, letting out another hum that made you moan again.

You feel yourself reaching that blinding high, clutching onto the ground helplessly as your muscles quivered. Suddenly, Night pulled away, and the loss of contact made you whimper pathetically.

"Star, you're going to hold it back for me," he demanded, slowly rubbing his thumb in circles against your sex after a moment. You whine, still quivering from the build-up of that first high, and arching your back slightly.

"Please, Night, please," you begged, the feeling starting to get overwhelming. "I'll do anything, just- please let me c-!"

Night shook his head, gently caressing your cheek with his free hand and slowing his thumb even more.

"Oh, but you look so pretty when you're desperate," he purred, wiping away the hot tears that started to slip down your face unexpectedly. "I love hearing you sing for me."

You writhed underneath his touch, letting out a choked sob as you started to get close again before he removed his hand from you completely.

The dark look in his eyes made you attempt to quiet your whimpering, and you watched with silent desperation as he began removing his own clothes at a painfully slow pace.

Finally, when he'd completely stripped, you stared at his perfectly sculpted body in awe. You gently moved from where you laid on the ground, shakily brushing off the forest residue on your bare body as you pathetically crawled over to Night and knelt at his feet.

Sure, his muscles were ethereal, but as you stared at his cock in awe, you couldn't help but find yourself salivating.

He was... perfect. You'd expected him to be uncomfortably large, and his cock was definitely bigger than any mortal's that you'd seen before, but it looked unfathomably perfect. The thought of having that inside you made you moan.

"Night, you..." you murmured, staring at him as he sat and leaned his back on the trunk of a nearby tree.

"I want you to show me your devotion," he ordered, the tone of his voice causing you to shiver slightly.

Sure, maybe you weren't actually a follower of his, but you definitely knew how to worship his physical form.

You kissed at his thighs, moving upwards- past his needy cock, you would pay attention to that later- and began planting open-mouthed kisses along his abdomen and his chest.

"You're...nngh...the most heavenly person...mmh...I've ever seen," you murmured in between kisses, causing a please hum to bubble up from Night's chest. From the precum that dripped down his length, you took mental note of how positively he reacted to compliments.

His hands suddenly pulled you towards him by your waist, adjusting so that you were straddling him as he lined himself up with your entrance.

Without warning, he pulled you down onto him by your hips, and you let out a booming cry of pleasure at the perfect mix of pleasure and pain as you stretched around his cock.

The feeling was almost overwhelming as he bottomed put inside of you, and you couldn't help but feel so goddamn fulfilled- as if you were made for his pleasure, and as if he was made for yours.

"Agh, star..." he moaned out, fingertips digging into your skin as he began moving you up and down his cock.

The feeling, mixed with how sensitive you already were from earlier, made you sob slightly, fresh tears running down your face from overstimulation.

The tears made Night moan out, and he pulled you in for a feverent kiss as the two of you rocked your hips together. Your moans were muffled by the deepness of the kiss, rolling your hips into each of Night's thrusts as he fucked into you.

Already so built-up from earlier, you felt the coil tightening in your gut in a flash, and you were barely able to stop yourself from cumming as you shook apart around Night.

The feeling caused his to shout in pleasure, biting down into your skin as he desperately bucked his hips into your entrance. You cry out, the feeling making your head spin as he absolutely ravaged you, and his tongue lapped at the marks on your skin gently.

"Star, I'm going to ruin you for anyone else," he growled, making you suddenly all-too-aware of how much his dick was twitching inside of you. "I'm going to fill you and make you mine- my star."

His mumbling was a bit incoherent at this point, but as he suddenly reached his orgasm, the feeling of his cum pouring inside of you made you gasp against his skin.

He rode out his orgasm, still moving you over him for quite a bit after he reached his climax, until your eyes were rolling back into your head from esctasy.

After what felt like ages, he pulled you off of him and stared at you for a moment.

Your brain was too fuzzy to process anything, but you let out a soft whimper as he used his fingers to push the droplets of cum that dripped down your thighs back into you.

"You have my mark, star," he whispered, gently brushing the places on your neck he'd bitten with his fingers. "If you need to show me your devotion again, simply call for me by name."

He was gone, suddenly, and you sat on the forest floor shaking as you tried to focus on how the fuck you were going to get home.

#sawyer is spicy #Star-Crossed Divorcee #god of night x reader #HOLY SHIT Y'ALL #READ THE WARNINGS PLEASE

[urfavesarelesbian]

IT'S 2024 !!!!!

#holy shit y'all #aj.txt

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

a beautiful wentzening to end the night

#holy shit y'all #2ourdust #what a show #im so happy theyre back

[phynoma]

OKAY SO THAT TAGLINE THO

"Fear takes many forms"

Alchemy: the process of transforming one thing to another

We've already seen that the fears are all muddled together, far more than they were in the previous universe

Things have changed here, irrevocably. The fears aren't just mashed together, they're chemically altered. They iterate on themselves. They needed each other to come through together, and now they are each other: landscapes crashed through each other like different planes of existence in the most terrifying D&D chaos adventure ever, and now smashing into a dimension Near You

And we have familiar characters who are nonetheless different. Transmuted. And the story of alchemists, or the search for the philospher's stone, is one of devout obsession

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE FOREVER?

#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #holy shit y'all

[kabra-malvada]

You rn:

YES

PRECISELY

JESUS

#I honestly cannot count how many asks I've gotten abt ppl wanting to have physical contact with #Mime! Eclipse #srs #holy shit y'all #ask kabra #what part of he will HURT you don't you understand???

[evanbi-ckley]

Oh. My. GOD???? Eddie tone down the heart eyes, my man

#he was soooooooo smitten that entire scene #i'm 👀 #holy shit y'all #911 fox #911 spoilers 

[duality-disability]

heyyyyyy

so we had a neurology appointment today

and uhh

we're getting diagnostic tests run!

our doc took us seriously!

they're factoring in our premature birth to current health issues!

also its likely we have upper motor neuron leasion(s); they're attempting to rule out cerabel palsey, multiple sclerosis & ALS.

but regardless of how the tests come out.. We have some sort of progressive/degenderative disease.

And also the doc is upset, on our behalf, that these symptoms and concerns were not addressed when they first began popping up (age 10 or earlier)

yall is this what it feels like to get proper medical care

#chronic illness #disability #positive #postitive medical news #holy shit y'all #this appointment feels so fucking surreal man #disabled

[msvelawciraptor]

The Rangers just won the World Series!

I have never lived in a world where the Rangers haven't found some way to hurt me by the end of the season. Like, the trauma from the 2011 Series has lived with me.

And they just won. I don't know how to process this.

Like, I just got a text from my oldest friend. We have been friends since 5th grade and we have been repeatedly hurt by the Rangers since the motherfucking 80s. And now we're given this gift...

I am seriously fucking crying.

#texas rangers #world series #holy shit y'all

[gravicroyvi-1089]

Good to see other people finally jumping on the “what the heck is the Owl Beast” train! I humbly welcome you all to the Owl Beast cult where I’m just going to theorize into the void for the rest of time because I don’t think I’m ever going to sleep again!

#THAT EPISODE #I AM NOT OKAY #POOR KING #BUT ALSO LORE BRAIN GO BRRRR #AND THE OWL BEAST BEING A TITAN THEORY #HOLY SHIT Y'ALL #I'M NEVER GOING TO RECOVER #toh #the owl house #the owl house season 2 #toh season 2 #toh s2 #toh s2b #the owl beast #owl beast #toh titan #the owl house king #toh king