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pfhwrittes · 2 months

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housemate!kyle x gender neutral reader let's goooooo.

rating: PG-13 (for now) pairing: eventual kyle "gaz" garrick x gender neutral reader word count: 1.5k TW: bit of swearing, fluff, mentions of original characters AN: i fully plan on writing more of this, but i wanted to get the first part out before i start the next part. as always, barely edited so funky grammar and typos are still likely. this is completely self indulgent. please send love to @391780 for cheerleading me with this one!

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your housemate sucks since meeting her new boyfriend.

your normally sociable, polite and reasonable housemate has turned into some kind of lust-crazed succubus since meeting dale, spending hours upon hours of her time shut in her bedroom with him. and if she doesn’t shut the fuck up in the next five minutes you’re going to kick her door in. or castrate him. or possibly burst into sleep deprived tears.

“oh! oh god! fuck! dale, baby, oh my god!”

jesus fucking christ. it’s 4.30am and ruby is wailing like a cat in heat at the top of her fucking voice. she’s so loud you could swear she and her soon to be castrated boyfriend were fucking in your bedroom instead of the room next to yours. briefly you debate yelling at the top of your lungs but you don’t want to disturb the neighbours any further, so with a muttered curse you snatch your pillow and duvet off your bed and stomp downstairs to the living room so you can sleep on the sofa.

you get settled onto the sofa and glare at the ceiling in the living room, the sound of rhythmic thumping and moaning still audible even with the increased distance between you and the nymphomaniac formerly known as ruby. you mutter and grumble to yourself as you shut your eyes trying to get at least a little bit of sleep before needing to get up for your job interview in the morning.

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at midday you kick the front door shut behind you and shrug your coat off your shoulders as you step further into the hallway.

“hey i’m home!” you call up the stairs, “my job interview was an utter shit show so i’m thinking we get a chinese and a bottle of wine to commiserate, yeah?” you pause waiting to hear ruby’s usual reply reminding you not to order from the golden palace but silence greets you instead.

“huh. weird.” you mutter to yourself as you pass through the living room, dropping your bag and coat on the sofa as you beeline towards the kitchen. ruby’s probably making something for lunch while listening to one of her creepy true crime podcasts.

“hey ruby - oh.” you cut yourself off as you walk into the kitchen, no sign of ruby except for the used butter knife leaving a greasy smear on the counter and a pink post-it note stuck on the front of the fridge. you step forward to pluck the note off the fridge and squint at ruby’s loopy handwriting.

gone 2 stay w/ dale 4 a few days! look after widget for me - r xxxx

you huff a breath out of your nose and crumple the note into a ball so you can pop it in the kitchen bin with the crumbs you sweep off the side into your palm. ugh. it’s such a little thing but you feel frustrated tears well up in your eyes in response to having to clean up after ruby once again on minimal sleep.

a tiny high pitched mrr! interrupts your internal grumbling and you turn around to face the little tabby that is waiting patiently by an empty food bowl.

“hiya widge, have you been a good girl while i’ve been out?” you ask softly as you crouch so widget can bonk her head onto your outstretched hand. typically widget doesn’t answer but she chirps again before padding back to her bowl, politely requesting that you get with the programme and make with the biscuits before cleaning up the rest of the kitchen.

you sigh and push yourself up from the floor, just another half finished job left for you. great.

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a week later, with no sign of ruby and your texts unanswered, your laptop chimes on the coffee table with a new email. you hope briefly that it’s one of the companies you’ve applied to responding to your application with an offer for a job interview, but your heart sinks as you realise it's an email from your landlord, john.

you skim over the email and you feel your eyes sting as select phrases leap out at you. “i’m sorry to inform you that ruby has decided to end the tenancy agreement at 141 hereford way early” ... “you can choose to remain in the property as a sole tenant after an additional credit check to ensure your affordability” … “alternatively, please let me know when ruby has collected her belongings so i can advertise the room to other prospective tenants”.

fuck. that utter bitch. she’s left you unemployed and now potentially living with a total stranger. fuck.

your hands shake slightly as you reach for your laptop so you can start composing your reply to john.

“hi john, thanks for letting me know. i haven’t heard from ruby in a week now, so i’m unsure when she’ll be able to collect her belongings but i think it’s probably for the best if you look at advertising her room as available to rent. i’ll start bagging up her belongings today. kind regards….”

it’s official. your soon to be ex-housemate really fucking sucks.

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several days pass with a flurry of emails to john and even more unanswered texts to ruby, when a solid jaunty knock startles you out of the doze you’d dropped into on the sofa. you hiss as widget launches herself off your stomach using her claws for purchase so she can bolt up the stairs away from the noise. you swear under your breath as you kick one of the six black bin bags that line the hallway filled with ruby’s crap as you edge your way to the front door. the silhouette you can see through the frosted glass in the door knocks again just as you reach for the handle and pull the door open.

“yeah yeah i’m here -” you cut yourself off with an embarrassed sound as you get a good look at the man standing at the threshold. oh no, he’s fit as fuck is your first thought and you’re not wrong.

the first thing you notice, as you flick your eyes over him quickly, is that he’s in incredible shape. the stranger has broad shoulders and a muscular chest that tapers off into a narrow waist. the second thing you notice when you raise your gaze back up to his face is that he has a jaw dropping smile when he flashes you a friendly grin.

“hey, i’m kyle. your new housemate.” he says confidently, “john should’ve mentioned me.”

you shake yourself out of the slight daze you’ve found yourself in - seriously no man should have skin that perfect - and you offer your own tentative smile back.

“uh, yeah. sure. sorry i was -” you glance back into the hallway and cringe at the sight of the black bin bags “- um. in the middle of something.” you finish weakly, hoping you don’t look too obviously like you’ve been napping in the middle of the day.

your housemate - kyle - rumbles out a slightly bashful chuckle.

“no, no it’s fine. i would’ve been here earlier but i had to give a witness statement for the accident on the high street.” kyle reaches up and tugs at the brim of the scuffed blue baseball cap on his head awkwardly.

“oh shit, really? what happened?” you query him eagerly, your love of gossip overriding your mild embarrassment in a flash. kyle’s eyes crinkle happily at your tone and he leans in conspiratorially, letting his hand drop away from his face.

“some guy walked into an open manhole cover.” he says with a completely straight face.

you burst out a startled laugh. “no fucking way!”

kyle nods, his lips twitching in a poorly concealed grin. “yeah, stuck like winnie the pooh, i swear to god.”

you have to hold onto the edge of the open door to stop yourself from collapsing into fits of laughter. “how -” another gleeful cackle escapes you before you can compose yourself, “how the fuck did he manage to do that?”

kyle shrugs. “he just walked straight through the barrier, surprised the lanky fucker missed it really.”

you collapse into laughter again, feeling your cheeks ache from the width of your grin. holy shit, that’s the best thing you’ve heard all day. eventually your slightly hysterical laughter peeters out and you wipe at your eyes as you look at kyle who is grinning back at you.

“so, fancy letting me in then?” he nudges at the frankly massive khaki rucksack at his feet after a moment of silence as if to remind you that he isn’t just here to charm you with silly stories and his offensively handsome good looks. your embarrassment flares once again as you realise you’ve just been looking at him instead of asking him to come inside like a normal person.

“sorry, yeah of course.” you step back from the door and turn around so he can’t see the way your cheeks are now flushed from embarrassment instead of laughter. “sorry about the mess.” you say apologetically over your shoulder as kyle follows you into the hallway.

“oh i dunno, it doesn’t look too bad to me.”

you hear kyle kick the door shut behind him and you laugh again to cover up the way your stomach flutters at his tone. if you didn’t know better you’d say he was flirting with you, but you discount that as wishful thinking on your part as you lead him towards the stairs.

it is wishful thinking, right?

#housemate!gaz #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle gaz garrick x you #gender neutral reader #is that p starting a new wip series based on a whim? why yes it is!#smut is coming (no pun intended) but i wanted to post the set up straight away #eventually i'll cross post this over to ao3 #kg

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syoddeye · 25 days

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reading recs

received an anon the other day that requested fic recs of all ratings, here's a big list of some of my favorites! definitely not exhaustive, definitely forgot people, and i am so sorry in advance for that. please mind the tags on these fics.

SNAFU by @adnauseum11

I've posted about SNAFU before. This is one of my comfort series. Excellent characterization of a retired John Price, navigating a relationship with one of his oldest friends.

Heavy Weighs the Crown by @sentientcave

Newer series, very yummy so far. I love Charlie's characterization of the 141 in this universe, and their writing is delectable.

Rugby AU by @sentientcave

Another banger from Charlie. Reader Ripper is also yummy. Something to snack on. To quote: "I don't know anything about Rugby tbh this is just vibes and thots. Something somethin elaborate rituals."

Nobody by @391780

My gateway fic into Nikto. Without giving anything away, every chapter sends me into a short spiral. The most recent chapters have done heinous (affectionate) things to my brain.

Ursa Major by @the-californicationist

Have you ever been to Alaska? Ever wanted to visit? Honestly, read this fic and let Cali transport you there. Her ability to set the scene and bring it to life is un-fucking-matched. Doc (Reader) is a smart, confident reader-insert that feels like a real person.

Binders and Boyfriends by @pfhwrittes

Trans 141 and Trans Reader supremacy. Another comfort series from the wonderful Parker. Everything listed here is wonderful, but I have a major soft spot for P's Gaz-centric works.

Housemate!Gaz by @pfhwrittes

First, in this house, we hate Reader's roommate. Second, we are Widget fans. Third, could you fucking imagine opening the door and your new roommate was Kyle motherfucking Garrick? I'd faint.

Call of The Jurassic by @stuffireadandenjoy

Another newer series that put me on the edge of my seat. When I first saw that Tats was giving us my favorite fellas and putting them in Jurassic Park, ooooooh, I knew we were going to be spoiled rotten.

Wrong Number Right Day by @stuffireadandenjoy

"Kyle gets a wrong number text but decides to be a little generous that day." Reader's living the dream. Text Kyle Garrick and get cash money for rent? Very excited for more of this.

Price of Pegging by @gemmahale

Pegging and John Price. I could stop there, but I won't. Gemma nails the depiction of a submissive Captain Price. She also captures the dynamic of a couple trying something new extremely well, that gave me some fluffy feelings.

All of Gemma’s WIPs by @gemmahale

I've had the absolute privilege to read some previews of Gemma's work and the WORK and the DETAIL and the CHARACTERS are chef's kiss. Delicious. It's so difficult to pick just one. I love the Feywilds. Useful Girl. Call of the Wild. Do yourself a favor and spend some time in the tags.

Offer Me His Hunger by @kaadaaan

Something about a 141-er and a single mom that's gonna do it for me every time. In Offer Me His Hunger, it's Johnny, and Reader has no idea what she's in for. Jesus Christ, Kadan writes one of my favorite Johnnys, and really nails that obsessive and calculating streak.

The Space in Between by @391780

You will laugh, you will cry, you will love and hate mafia boss!John Price. Reader crosses paths with John and the 141, and gets caught in their wake. Early writes some of the best Reader characters of all time, and this one's no different. This story will get under your skin so fast, in the best way.

The Arrangement by @391780

Speaking of Early, this is THE gateway drug to her work, in my humble opinion. One of the first COD fics I ever read and converted me into being a Price girlie. Sugar Daddy Price x a cute, smart, and fucking funny Reader. Also one of my favorite characterizations of Simon of all time.

Club 141 by @greatstormcat

BDSM and the 141 make a Sy very happy. Reader starts off with a fake ass dom and is quickly properly introduced to BDSM culture with the fellas. Really solid group dynamics. Make sure you read that Price x Ghost post for a good fucking time.

Lamb to the Slaughter by @ohbo-ohno

Probably one of my favorite Ghoap fics of all time. The way my jaw was on the floor for the majority of this should've sent me to the emergency room. It's brutal, it's horrifying, and fuck me running, I loved it, start to finish.

The Pit by @peachesofteal

First, the nightmare of getting into an accident in the winter. Second, having Ghost and Soap find you. Oh boy, The Pit is peak Ghoap manipulation. When I got to the end, I just sat in silence. Stunned. It was amazing.

Eyes Wide, Tongue Tied by tippytulip (if you're on here, pls lmk!)

Another early COD fic for me. A thrill ride with a whip-smart Reader AND it's set in the Midwest. Those are two ways into my heart. The relationship between Reader and Price isn't an easy one, and he gives her a dozen and a half reasons to dislike him. Another ride of a fic, with great action scenes and group dynamics.

Trapper, Keeper by @tinypandacakes

A König fic that makes me screech no less than ten times per chapter. Panda writes a fucking scary König and it blows my mind. So much of it is subtle and manipulative, with few outright (so far, it's ongoing!) examples. I get a knot in my stomach every time I read and I LOVE IT.

DOG by Danceofthesevenveils

Another König fic that features a pathetic loser König, who is also one of the scariest motherfuckers I've ever read. The use of text messages underscores the creepy vibes, and a great vehicle for the Reader x König dynamic early on.

Desire Paths by @ceilidho

Manipulative best friend Johnny, you are iconic to me. Ceilidh writes some of the best nasty Johnny fic out there, but Desire Paths has my heart. Another ending that had me gasping.

Take Me Home, Country Road by @ceilidho

Cowboy Price, take me awayyyyyy. A fantastic Western AU focused on a Reader with a secret and a Sheriff Price that'll make you sit up straighter. Ceilidh captures John's voice so clearly, I can hear it when I read. That porch scene is seared into my brain in the best way.

Tender is the Flesh by @crashtestbunny

Do you like scary Simon? Do you like feeling unsettling and turned on? *slams table* Do I have the fic for you! Connie's butcher!Simon makes my blood run both hot and cold. "Oh she’s a stunner." lives in my head rent free. Also the apron tie bit.

Pornstar!AU by @shotmrmiller

Warning, if you don't smoke, you might start after reading Toni's porn AU. I love this depiction of Ghost, his control and his care. AND there's a threesome bit with Ghost x Reader x Price. It's what dreams are made of.

#sy fic recs #fic recs #once again i will say the COD fandom is SPOILED FOR CHOICE #so much talent

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blingblong55 · 7 months

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Blood and Lust- 141 NSFW

A/N: huge thank you to @warenai @shadofireshinobi and the anon for the picture/gif

Based on a request: --- 141 in a vampire orgy. All vampires are said to be bi so do what u will with that infol also F reader so #27, #23, #4, #15. not sure if i can have so many numbers on a request but please do feed me --- F!Reader, smut, MDNI, 18+, monster/vampire au, orgy, mentions of blood(obvi), knife play, pain kink, marking, biting, rough!sex, unprotected!sex, human!reader, voyeurism, mentions of drug use, degrading, spit roast, M4M, MM4F

A/N: Straight to it...(won't mention much about your own pleasure bc I simply forgot to put that much detail into it and I also forgot to write the aftercare but let's pretend it did happen)

It was an annual thing they did, get drunk on blood, have sex, and get high on drugs. You and Soap had been friends for years and every year, you were the chosen one to be fed on. He of course had your consent to drink your blood, as the rest of his housemates did. Today, you are in the large bed of their home. Sex toys of all sorts around the room, three of the men already in bed. Soap had started things off with you in the bathroom, trying to ease the nerves. Some good amount of cocaine always did the job.

Now in their bed, Price and Soap initiated things. You in your pink lingerie, like the perfect little prey. Soap's lips on yours, Price was spreading your legs open. Gaz was already stroking his cock, Ghost watching as you let Soap kiss your neck, a smirk on his face the entire time. With one quick notion, you were under Soap. His fangs are deep in your neck. Price began to drip from the other side of the neck. You moan as Gaz begins to slap his already-hardened cock onto your cunt. "Already wet?" he chuckles and nods off to Ghost. Your blood dripped down your neck, and Price was leaking it, leaving bite marks all over your neck and shoulder.

Once the two men stopped drinking from you, Ghost bends down, a knife on his hand whilst the other stroked his own cock. He forces your mouth open, his tip being slapped on your tongue. A knife gently tracing your chest. You squirm. "Shh, it's okay," he whispers and then makes you suck on his cock, his hips thrusting as you begin to gag. Soap watches this with delight, he moves closer and kisses Ghost. Price begins to finger you, his fingers deep inside as you try and move but get slapped either on your tits or thighs. "Don't you fucking move," he growls and then looks at Gaz. "Do it," Gaz says and then both of the men position your thighs far from the other. Gaz kisses your legs as Price positions his needy cock by your entrance, his tip circling your pulsating entrance. Your blood still leaking. The bite marks Price has left, will become definite scars.

Ghost strokes Soap's length and before he ever dared to cum, he stops and then slaps your face. The way your throat tightened around his cock, making him feel that much-needed release get closer. Gaz spreads some white powder down on your stomach, sniffing it up his nose and shaking his head with a grin. Soap moves down and sniff the powder as well, both men then look at the other and begin to touch each other. Your clit was rubbed by Gaz's fingers all as Soap kissed his neck.

Ghost continued to spread the knife over your chest, leaving small trails of your blood. He licks the cuts and smiles, "What a lovely dinner." You continue to gag, Ghost occasionally pulling out so you could breathe, then slamming his cock back inside your mouth. Your lips, like a perfect ring around his thick member. Price fucked himself into your pussy, which only made you moan more. Your blood was addictive to all these men. Out of all the men, Ghost and Price abused your body the most. They slapped and marked you all over, leaving marks for other vampires or just other men to see. At one point they all agreed to mark you as their complete property. A skull with fangs on your lower back now as proof of their ownership.

As Soap and Gaz drank blood from their glasses, they continued to either touch themselves as they watched you get completely destroyed by the thick cocks of their friends or touch each other. By some point, you began to get whipped, your body covered in bruises, red hand prints, cuts or bite marks. Once Ghost came in your mouth he pulled out and bit your neck, the artery leaking your blood, Gaz took this opportunity and drank from you as well. The room was filled with whimpers, begs, cries, moans and groans. Your eyes leaked tears, one's which was licked by Soap as he then trailed down to your tits. He nibbled on them like he had no other purpose.

Price's cum leaked from your cunt, he slapped it and then joined Soap, both men completely abusing your tits like there was no tomorrow. Once Ghost and Gaz were drunk on your blood, they made you get on all fours. Gaz behind whilst Soap took your throat. Ghost and Price say done, smoking and stroking themselves as they watched you take their mates. Soap choked you with his hands, making you gag and get teary pretty fast. Gaz slapped your ass, leaving his handprint on your already raw skin. You were forced by Soap to not look away from him, always to keep your eyes on him. "Look at you, what a dumb whore you are," Soap spit out which made Gaz grin. Your blood now leaking down to your chest.

Your eyes rolled back as they made you near your third orgasm. You wanted to tap out, your legs already shaking you, you were a blabbering mess but your body begged to be fucked to the extreme. "Just look at how easy we can make you cum," Gaz comments and slaps your ass again. You whimper only to have Soap slap your face and thrust himself into your mouth like an animal in heat. His thrusts so hard it would make your throat sore by the next day. Price has Ghost suck him off as he watched you get wrecked. This is what turned him on the most. No other human can make these men act this way like you and your body can. As more of Price's cum squirted hot into Ghost's mouth, he watched his two other mates cum at the same time inside of you.

Ghost sat up, watching as Gaz pressed the knife against your skin, ripping the layers of it and letting blood flow. He had a sadistic smile, he loved how you would whimper and beg for more. Knew you loved to be hurt by the blade. Your face was flushed, all your body was trying to calm itself down from the already multiple orgasms you received from either getting fingered or getting your holes used. Your legs shake and Soap lays you on your back.

"Not much a brat now are you?" he smirks as he recalls how bratty you were days before this orgy. He once more digs his fangs into your neck, and he sucks the blood, feeding himself for the next day or two. "Fuck you taste so sweet," he whispers and smiles. His thumb wipes the mascara-stained tears from your face and he kisses your forehead.

A/N: I know the homophobes will hate me for making them bi but fuck off we all needed this

Tags: @liyanahelena @anonymuslydumb @sharkssharkssharkssharks @yoursuicidalcupcake @ghostslillady @sleepydang @saoirse06 @hellnoname @karurururu @ghost-2513 @cheenutchutter4lyfe @airghostlyfox @greatstormcat @kuddelmuddell @unknownghoststhings @undercover-smutlover @luv69nina @welliah

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thatgoblin · 7 months

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141 New Girl/Monster Au Headcannons

I'm working on it, in the mean time have some thoughts.

Price

He's an Incubus demon and an older one at that.

None of the housemates know his exact age. They have a log of guesses.

He's the most distant with the New Roommate, but is curtious and kind.

Every time he's home, Roommate doesn't sleep well. Either from horny dreams or from a deep seated part of their brain that won't let them sleep when danger is around.

He's the least likely to hurt Roommate.

Soap

He's a literal puppy. Just got bit maybe 6 months before the story starts and is in his puppy phase. Everyone likes it despite the protests.

Def has zoomies at home.

Does steal Roommates socks.

Also steals Ghost's hoodies a lot.

He can smell if something is up with Roommate and is the most attentive to their needs and wants, even if they aren't.

Gaz

He's half fae and half human, so he's older, but nothing close to Price. At 50, he'll stay the same for many more years to come.

Has to have greenery wherever he is or gets grumpy/sick.

Has a penchant for meddling in affairs he shouldn't, mostly personal matters of others, and will use his magic to get away with it.

Like when he heard another soldier crying over their Ex, he put a temporary forgetful spell on them so they'd be quiet.

Price reprimands him for that, but doesn't do much to stop it because it's never permanent and always within reason.

He likes to pick Roommate's head for idea in growing his garden. What plants he should get or what animals he could put in it.

Ghost

Is a vampire. But is only 37. He was recently changed in the last few years.

Wears a mask even at home because of the type of vampire that bit him. There are several types ranging from older genuses that are very much still a wild animal to the more domestic ones that can conceal themselves to society.

Ghost was bit and nearly had his throat ripped out by a feral vampire in the Middle East on a mission. Price was able to save him and let him turn instead of letting him die. So his whole neck is scarred and his face sits naturally in a wide, sharp toothed grimace.

He's a moody bitch that leans into the whole 'I am not a man, but a monster' bit of being a vampire.

While he lurks in the shadows, he just wants to hold Soap's hand and go out for a drink.

He regularly gets karate chopped by the others because he tries to bite Roommate and they desperately need someone to keep the house occupied so other monsters can't get it.

I'll think of more later, but for now, HERE'S YOUR TREATS!

Masterlist

Taglist: @birdstoprey @sebbytheraccoon @pricescigar @alwaysshallow @sae1kie @sleepydang @lexi-zsy09

#captain price #captain john price #captain price/reader #cod mw2 #cod mwii #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost x reader #john soap mactavish #soapghost #soap/reader #johnny soap mactavish #johnny soap mctavish x reader #kyle gaz garrick #gaz mw2 #gaz x reader

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kitkatscabinet · 8 months

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i need a whole damn oneshot or mere crumbs of more gaz x eader marrying for housing. i am now obsessed 😓👩🏽‍🍳⁉️💯

Haha, one day, I did start writing it but Astarion has taken over 😫.

Naturally your friends and family are confused but neither one of you wanna risk anyone finding out you married just for the benefits so obviously you have to sell the act.

Good bye kisses when in public, cute little dates, neither of you even looking twice at someone that would normally be your type. You two are the motherfuckers that go to laser tag/paintball and destroy everyone. It’s even worse if you’re on opposite teams.

Both of you wearing the rings when you’re on leave !!! You go out to get a drink one night and leave to go to the bathroom only to come back to Gaz being hit on. You hang back to watch, I mean Gaz is attractive so you understand why it’s happening and you’re only a little annoyed but he just completely shuts the person down. Dramatically flings out his hand with the ring on like “um excuse me, I’m MARRIED 🤨☝️��

You think that’s when you realise you’re a little bit in love with your friend turned housemate/husband.

#kyle garrick #gaz x reader #kat's asks #x reader #kyle gaz garrick #idiots to spouses to lovers #gaz prompt

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macravishedbymactavish · 10 months

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Dishes Vs. Laundry Headcanons (TF141 + Alex)

Based off the theory that every couple has someone who prefers doing laundry while the other prefers dishes. NOT an x reader HC list

Amazing at fitting all the dishes into the dishwasher.

Soap // Dishes

Not to mention it takes care of all the work for his dishwasher safe items (95% of his kitchen)

The other 5% (all his cutlery - somehow he ended up with all handwash only) is washed and drying in under 10 minutes.

Side note: he runs out of forks the quickest and can't quite figure out why.

Then it's waiting for the dishwasher to be done, the dishes to be dried and quickly putting them away.

Gets so, so sick of the guys making jokes about his codename in regards to this.

The first time was funny, the 10th time gets you a soaked shirt and Scottish swear words.

Doesn't hate laundry necessarily, but definitely not big on folding his clothes.

He just kind of accepts the fact that they're going to get wrinkles.

Accepts the fact that he'll be ironing his clothes for the rest of his life.

"Can't let those lessons from Ma go to waste"

Has, on more than one occasion, started doing his bedding in the morning and forgot about it until he was ready to sleep for the night.

Something about the meticulous process with sorting, folding, and putting away clothes just clicks with him.

Ghost // Laundry

Always sorts whites from colours

Has a seperate hamper by the washer for towels

Folds everything (even the underwear) into small little bundles when he packs for a trip or work.

Soap's entire worldview on laundry stresses him out a bit. Adding steps to a chore you already don't like?

Why

WHY

Not a fan of doing dishes. Somehow finds it more repetitive, time-consuming, and soul crushing.

Has thrown out 2 plates in his life because he couldn't be bothered with washing them

Has also genuinely contemplated Soap as a housemate when doing dishes.

"Solving each other's problems"

Has an expansive plastic cutlery collection.

Not even the type you'd buy in a large bulk pack from the store; but like cutlery, you get from takeout.

Argues that it's amazing for on the go lunches (you toss it out) and uses the forks to stir his coffee in the morning.

I would be lying if I told you this man hasn't thought of buying bulk everything to last him a month just so he doesn't have to clean.

Price // Neither, but does them anyway

Except Ghost pointed out that the bulk underwear would itchy, and Laswell refused to let him use her Costco card for this.

Not that he's messy or gross - no, no.

He is a rather clean guy but absolutely hates the process of getting there. It's mundane. It's exhausting.

Has walked by the washing machine, full of laundry he's waiting to swap over and muttered "fuckin' hell" when he realized it's not done yet.

Glares into the cupboard when he realizes his favorite mug is dirty, promptly glares at the mug for being dirty.

Then internally complains the entire time he's washing the thing. Despite having many other, perfectly suitable mugs in your cupboard. John.

He has the utmost pride in his appearance and is fairly meticulous about the care of his clothes.

Gaz // Laundry

It helps that his dad was the same way in his youth and taught him all the tricks to keeping things bright, getting stains out, and having the nicest smelling laundry.

Happily gives this advice out to his teammates and friends (no, I'm not doing your laundry for you. Wankers)

While doing dishes is sort of the same concept (different care needs for different things), he finds it too much of a pain when cooking.

As Kyle is the "seven knives" meme.

Yeah.

It also doesn't help that he always organizes the cupboards and drawers before all the dishes are done

Then, he has to start re-doing everything when he runs out of room for bowls.

Which typically ends up in the surplus of clean dishes stacked neatly on the counters or table.

Not by concious choice

Alex // Says he doesn't mind either, but it's actually neither

He truly doesn't mind either. he's just too much of a free spirit about it.

I'm talking: "eh, I'm fine to do it on the weekend"

Then, realizes he has one set of clean boxers left on a random Wednesday night.

Or forgets the clean laundry in the washer until it gets a weird smell and needs to be rewashed

Kyle had no other advice other than:

Just don't forget it in there then???

The same goes for the dishes in the dishwasher (minus the weird smell)

80/20 split on dishes, though (clean, sitting in the dishwasher)

80% of the time, he'll grab whatever dishes he needs for meals or cooking from the dishwasher as he goes.

20% of the time, he'll take everything out and put it away.

100% of the time, he promises himself to get the entire process done in one day (then 80% of the time forgets)

Taglist (all content): @bloodonmyhands-1221 @v1naco @bowtruckleninja

Taglist (Alex content): @glitterypirateduck @deadbranch @gcing-back-to-505

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empenguin · 1 year

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How You Met The 141

This is literally just word vomit and when I went to type it up (b/c I originally wrote it in an old notebook) I changed shit idk. its kinda Ghost x reader so that's how I tagged it but eh. for your consideration.

Warning: its probably really cringey and i can’t proofread for shit

You had been too absorbed on your walk home after taking care of a few things at the office that you hadn't felt your phone buzz in your pocket, had you felt it, you would have seen a text from your housemate Kyle that he was back from work and a few of his coworkers were at the house as well.

Pizza, yes, pizza sounded good. But to have it delivered or to make it from scratch. Scratch would take longer but it always seemed to taste better, scratch it was. As you rounded the last corner you were surprised to see Kyle's car in the driveway. It brought a small smile as you pulled out your keys to open the door. Over the years that you had shared a house the two of you had grown close, you had considered a relationship beyond just friends but you both realized that you were better off in a purely platonic relationship.

Pushing open the door you froze as you looked inside, there were three men in your living room. On the couch sat a man with a mohawk and a man whose head was covered in a black mask, that once he turned to look at you, you saw had a skull sewn onto it. In your favorite chair sat a man who you vaguely recognized but couldn't place a name to the face, but you were almost sure that Kyle had shown you a picture of the two of them before.

The man with a mohawk smiled and waved, introducing himself

“Hello, you must be Gaz’s housemate, I’m Soap”

You reached into your pocket, grabbing your phone, and reading the text from Kyle quickly as you responded.

“Um, Hi”

You introduced yourself to them and they did in return, the man that you recognized was Captain John Price, and the man with the skull mask introduced himself as Ghost and when you met his eyes there was something that made you want to look into them forever. After an embarrassing amount of time spent just looking into the man's eyes, you excused yourself and practically ran up to your room. After a few minutes of sitting on the bed and staring at the wall, you decided that you would change into something more comfortable, throwing on a pair of sweatpants and an old hoodie, just pulling it over your head as you heard the knock at your door.

“Who is it?”

You doubted that any of the men from downstairs would be knocking on your door but it couldn't hurt to be sure

“Your favorite housemate”

Letting out a small huff, you opened the door to see Kyle, stepping aside so that he could come in. he took a seat at your desk, spinning in the chair to face you as you plopped onto the bed.

“Sorry about the short notice, we have another mission soon so it didn't make sense for everyone to go home fully”

“S’ fine, Ky really, I mean it is YOUR house”

“Still. Anyway, how’ve you been, go on any dates? Met any cute guys?’

“I think you know the answer to that question, but not that you asked or anything but Sarah visited a few times, gave me her number to pass along, and we’ve gotten dinner as well. Not that you asked, I'm just sharing this information, you know as any good friend would”

“I'll take it, but c’mon you can’t stay single forever, you'll work yourself to death”

At this, you let out a subdued snort

“Dude, if one of us is gonna die because of our job, I doubt it’s gonna be me”

He reaches out and gives a light smack on your ankle but you can see the hint of a grin on his face

“You know what I meant. I hear that you and Ghost had a little moment, wanna discuss?”

Now it's your turn to smack him

“I’d hardly call it a moment, i just- he’s got nice eyes”

Kyle lets out a loud laugh

“Are you serious? That's what you're going with? Oh god”

You push yourself off the bed and move to the door

“If your only going to make fun of me then you can leave and I won't make enough pizza for you I will make enough for only myself and leave the four of you to fend for yourselves”

He rises quickly with his hands up as if he was approaching a scared dog

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's no need to go that far”

It was no secret between the two of you that Kyle Loved your pizza, when he was home you would occasionally have pizza nights when you would spend hours just talking as you prepared the dough and each assembled your pizzas, and though the recipe was clearly labeled in the recipe box in the kitchen he always insisted that you make the dough, and it tasted better when you made it, deep down you were sure that it was purely because he didn't want to get covered in flour but after a few times the two of you fell into a comfortable routine, you would make the dough and he would help prepare the toppings, all the while you two talked about anything under the sun.

You rolled your eyes at him and didn't respond, making your way downstairs with him following closely after you and speaking the entire time mostly ignoring him until you walked past the living room where Soap, Ghost, and Price sat all turning their heads as they heard Kyle ramble on.

“You can just do that! It's like putting a luxury steak in front of a starving man and telling him he can have the ingredients to make one himself but he has to watch as you eat the other one right in front of him!”

“Oh my god! You're such a baby! Relax! I was joking relax and grab the ingredients out while I get the mixing bowl”

He relaxed as he set about gathering the flour, yeast, sugar, and wet measuring cup out of the cupboards.

“Do you think three or four batches, usually when it's just the two of us I do a double and we have a bit of leftovers”

He pauses for a moment contemplating before settling

“ I think four, just to be safe, Soap can really put it away, same with Ghost”

The two of you set about measuring the water-to-yeast ratio before setting it aside to activate and beginning to put together the toppings, as you're pulling things out of the fridge you pause for a moment before closing the fridge and moving out to lean on the doorframe and asking

“Is there anything that you guys don't like on your Pizza?”

Price looks up from the book that he was reading, and Ghost and Soap turn their heads to face you. There’s a quiet moment before Soap responds first

“Mushrooms”

You nod

“Okay, anything else?”

“Jalapenos”

Price says softly, making a face as he does

“Got it, Ghost? You got anything you don't want?”

Again you meet his eyes and freeze holding them as he slowly shakes his head

“Okay then”

Returning to the kitchen you see Kyle standing at the counter, giving you a knowing look, you stick your tongue out at him, giving him the middle finger as you do and he laughs, before the two of you set to cutting up the remaining toppings into more manageable sizes and putting them into their containers so that once the dough is done you can simply grab some out of each container and top the pizzas as you see fit. Once that was done you grabbed the pans out of the drawer under the oven setting it to preheat as you did. After you had sprayed the pans with non-stick spray.

By that time the dough was ready and you dumped it out on the counter and began to knead more flour into the dough until it was the right consistency. Before dividing it into sections and putting them on pans, Kyle grabs one and starts spreading the dough on the pans, after that it becomes somewhat of an assembly line, you sauce each pizza and he follows behind you, spreading cheese on each, before moving on to the next topping, and as you are finishing up Ghost walks in.

“Hey, need anything?”

He just stands there for a moment before responding

“Tea?”

You pointed to the kettle on the counter

“There's a bunch of teas in the drawer under there, and you'll have to wait for the water to boil, mugs are in the cupboard just above”

He nods and makes his way over, filling the kettle before placing it back on its stand and pressing down the paddle to start it boiling, opening the cupboard and grabbing a mug out. It was a black one that you had gotten fairly recently, it changed colors with heat, and when it got hot a black and white union flag.

“Good choice” you tipped your head towards the mug in his hands when he tilted his head to the side with a questioning look.

After a minute, the oven dinged, signifying that it was ready and you put two of the pizzas in, and starting a timer, then started some hot water in the sink, and started the dishes. Kyle had left the room a few minutes prior going to change into a clean shirt, as his had somehow become covered in flour, despite him not having any contact with the container except for pulling it out of the cupboard.

A moment passed in silence as you were putting dishes in the drying rack before Ghost spoke, it startled you when he spoke but you had gotten used to Kyle walking into the room without you noticing and had stopped jumping after living together for a few months.

“You and Garrick seem close”

Its a question disguised as a statement but you understand the meaning

“I’ve lived here for almost three years, we get along pretty well, but as for the real question you're asking, no, we are not a couple. Just friends, close friends, but friends all the same”

You had finished the dishes and moved to pull plates out of the cupboard, placing them on the counter and putting hot pads down on the counter for when the first pizzas were done. Ghost nods and pours himself a cup of tea when he sees that the water had finished, excusing himself once he had finished.

A moment later, Kyle walked in, now wearing a clean shirt, he noticed the kettle on the counter and grabbed his designated mug off of the mug tree, and poured himself a cup, before grabbing a teabag out of the drawer, leaning on the counter next to you, cradling the mug in his hands.

“Noticed you got Ghost talking”

“Can’t talk to the guests that my roommate brought home?”

He scoffs with a small smile before smiling

“ not saying that just that the Lt isn't much of a talker outside of work, I think that's the most he's spoken to someone outside of the team”

Before you could respond to him the timer that you had set on your phone went off and you pulled the pizzas out of the oven and put two more in, leaving only one more to be put in after. After you had put the next set in you quickly cut the fresh pizzas and announced loud enough that the others could hear.

“Pizza’s ready!”

There's a moment of shuffling in the other room before Soap comes bounding in, ready to eat.

You gestured to the plates next to the pizzas

“Help yourself, there's two more in the oven and one that hasn't gone in yet so you should be able to have as much as you want”

Soap eagerly filled his plate, Price followed quickly after and you noticed Ghost hesitate for a moment before grabbing a plate and putting a few slices on and sitting down at the table with Soap and Price, Kyle moving to grab a plate and sitting down, you checked your phone. You saw that there were only a few minutes left on the timer so you resigned yourself to leaning against the counter.

Price looked over at you, noticing that you hadn't grabbed a plate

“You not eating?”

You shook your head featuring to the oven

“These will be done in just a minute so ill pull these out and then ill sit down with you guys”

He nods and you look over when you hear a small grunt and see Soap coughing, steam coming out of his mouth, clearly not expecting it to be so hot. You silently watch as they dig in, Ghost pulling the mask he wore up just above his mouth so that he could eat.

When the timer went off again you pull the others out and put the final one in. You cut those and moved the empty pan out of the way, tapping with your fingers to ensure you won't burn your fingertips off, this earns you a glare from Kyle who regularly chastised you for having so little regard for how hot things are.

After you filled your plate and sat down. By the time you had finished your first slice, Soap had stood up to get seconds and when he sat back down he started asking you questions about yourself, starting with your job. You explained that it is mostly testing product designs and checking to see that they comply with the safety regulations in the US or the UK, your department was created a few years ago when the company merged with the one that you had worked for in the states. Then he asked about your family, and you answered that they had unfortunately died in a pileup driving home from visiting some family in another part of the state.

Then your timer goes off so you pull the last pizza out of the oven and put it on the counter and cut it before sitting back down.

There is an awkward pause before Price interjects, asking about your hobbies. You told him that after graduating high school you had taken welding classes and had actually started as a welder in your company but moved up over time as your supervisors realized that you were good at remembering what was in or out of regulations, so in your free time you sometimes spent some time in the shop working on art projects, which was where you had gotten some of the metal artwork that hung around the house. You also volunteered at the local animal shelter so you could get your animal fix as you still couldn't justify getting one as you thought you worked too much. You explained that there was also an older lady down the road with who you had dinner once or twice a week and she talked to you about her late husband who had been in the Royal army and was convinced that somehow you and Kyle were an item despite you insisting that you were nothing but friends, even talking about dates that Kyle had gone on.

“Did you have dogs growing up?”

This time its Ghost asking, which you thought from what Kyle had told you was maybe a little odd but you answered him nonetheless

“Yes, but it was always little dogs, every time I mentioned to my mother that I wanted a bigger dog, she would always tell me the same thing ‘poop is proportional’ but I've always wanted to get a bigger dog, partially because I want someone who I can take hiking with me and feel safer than I did when I took my mom's little thirteen-pound dog with me but also cuz ‘scary dog privilege’ you know?”

They all looked at you, clearly not knowing what you meant, so you continued

“Okay so basically the thing is that if you have a big scary-looking dog you are less likely to be catcalled or harassed by men because they assume that the dog will protect you, but it is also if you just walk around with someone who looks scary like when I'm walking alone, even in broad daylight I get at least one or two guys who say something that toes the line of harassment, I've gotten more used to it now but I’d like to be able to walk down the street and enjoy my day without being yelled at. But when I walk to the store with Kyle or go get lunch with some of my colleagues, most of whom are men, it's far less likely to happen.”

They're all looking at you now with varying levels of anger on their faces

“Jesus”

Price has set down the slice of pizza and just looks down at the table, they've all stopped eating now.

The rest of dinner is significantly quieter but goes smoothly and they polish off all of the pizzas, Kyle and Soap disappear into the living room to find something to watch on the Tv, Price helps collect the plates from the table and you start the dishwater and have done half of the dishes before you realize Ghost is still sitting at the table, he's replaced the mask over his face but is just sitting at the table.

“You alright there Ghost?”

He looks over at you, nodding before standing and pushing his chair in, and walking over.

“Anything I can do to help?”

You wait a moment, before handing him a pan that you had just washed and rinsed

“Could you pop this in the oven to dry off?”

He does so and waits for the next one, and stays until he has put the last one in the oven, managing to balance them so that all the pans are drying in the still-toasty oven. You wash the last dish, setting it in the drain rack and wiping down the counters, clearing off the crumbs that were left over, and then rinsing the rag and letting the dishwater out, hanging it up to dry out on the bar above the sink.

“Thank you for dinner”

You turn, leaning against the counter, looking up at Ghost.

“Thank you for helping clean up”

“Course, any time”

#ghost x reader #cod mwii #i dont know

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cminoko · 4 months

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Guys, I need help, I was reading this fic where Gaz and Soap were housemates and reader, who just got out of a relationship where her bf and bff cheated on her, moves in with them. It's supposed to be a slow burn poly fic. I was really into it, but my phone overheated and shut down, so now I can't find it. Does it ring any bells for anyone?

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thewoolleygeek · 8 months

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The Accidental Housemate by Sal Thomas

Synopsis The Accidental Housemate Cath Beckinsale is in a jam. She’s a single mum of three, with her 40th birthday in sight and a precarious hold on employment. And she can’t quite let go of her late husband Gaz, whose ashes are still in an urn on the kitchen table. To make ends meet a student lodger seems like the perfect solution – after all, what’s one more child in the house? But when Dan…

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pfhwrittes · 1 month

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here have a widget POV of some of the first part of my housemate!gaz series as filler while i completely re-do the second instalment.

TW: none (except this is the POV of a cat)

i fully admit to using @391780's fic Absolutely Not as inspiration. my thanks and gratitude for being a wonderful source of inspiration, early. you're a fucking gem.

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widget waits at her bowl patiently like a good girl because Mama forgot to feed her again. Mama does that sometimes. she’s been doing it more since she met The Hairy One but it’s okay because Not-Mama feeds widget when Mama forgets. Not-Mama always sounds grumpy when they see the bowl is empty but they always put more biscuits in. widget likes Not-Mama.

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widget didn’t used to like Not-Mama. they were Very Rude to begin with. they kept trying to touch widget when widget would sit (not hide, widget does not hide) under the sofa. Very Rude would try to touch widget and make Loud Noises at widget. eventually Very Rude would stop trying to touch widget and would sometimes share their treats when Mama wasn’t looking. widget cannot be bribed but they were yummy treats. widget decided to test Very Rude one day by sitting on Very Rude’s lap. Very Rude did not touch widget at all. that is when widget decided Very Rude could be Not-Mama instead.

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widget is sad. widget tells Mama she is sad through the closed door. Mama won’t let widget sleep in her bed any more, not since The Hairy One sleeps in widget’s bed now. Mama doesn’t listen to widget sometimes, so maybe widget needs to get louder so Mama will open the door so widget can sleep in her bed again. Mama! Maaaamaaa! MA. MA! Not-Mama opens their door and makes nice sounds at widget. widget would like to sleep on a bed so widget decides to put up with sharing with Not-Mama for now. Mama will let widget sleep in her bed again as soon as The Hairy One goes away.

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The Hairy One stays more. Mama keeps her door closed a lot. widget doesn’t want to sleep on her bed because it Smells now. widget realises that people do not realise that they Smell but they do. sometimes widget thinks that the people forget that she can Hear them lots too. even Not-Mama can Hear Mama and The Hairy One make Loud Noises when it is dark. widget doesn’t want to know what Mama and The Hairy One are doing that is so Loud and Smelly. widget will be kind to Not-Mama and share her sofa with Not-Mama, just like Not-Mama shares the bed with widget. Not-Mama doesn’t mind if widget sleeps on their neck where it is warm and widget can feel their funny little purrs in the dark.

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widget watches Mama and The Hairy One from the living room. maybe Mama or The Hairy One will give widget biscuits now. Not-Mama gave widget biscuits before it got dark and now it is light again and Not-Mama has Gone Out. Not-Mama was moving fast and making lots of noises at their hand on their face. maybe Not-Mama had the zoomies, you don’t want biscuits when you have the zoomies. so widget waits and watches Mama and The Hairy One from the living room. they don’t seem to be moving towards the kitchen, widget should probably help them. Hello! Mama! biscuits now. Hello! Mama picks up widget for cuddles which is nice but it is not biscuits. Mama! biscuits now! widget gets put down and widget is happy, clearly Mama understood this time but oh. Mama and The Hairy One are going to the Gone Out. Mama? biscuits now. hmm, maybe Mama will come back and give widget biscuits when she gets back. widget decides to nap on the sofa until Mama or Not-Mama comes home.

#housemate!gaz #original cat character POV #<- what a tag to use for the first time #i'm just clearing out my WIP folder at this point so i can make some room for the other worms that are starting to wiggle

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day0walkersdrafts · 1 year

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Mouse; Lodge Info

Mouse with 141

- Definitely fucking Ghost/Soap. Leans closer to a friendship with Soap. They’d be buds! They’d be really good friends and probably have a lot fun together. I think she ends up hanging out with him the most out of all the 141 group. With Ghost, it’s definitely more of a sex thing than anything else; but they also get along. He’s probably fond of her the way you are of a feral little creature that’s up to no good whatsoever. Definitely have threesomes. Sorry I’m indulgent!!!

- Absolutely not sleeping with Price. Too Dad Shaped. Makes her feel a little strange to even entertain the idea. I think she’s kind of cautious around him, because he’s so...stalwart. Strong, dependable and it makes her feel skittish. They get along, mostly as housemates and less as friends.

- Gaz and Mouse are the definition of BUDDIES. I think he probably views her a lot like a little sister, so they’re constantly rough housing and having fun. He picks her up and she turns into a mouse and scurries into his shirt sleeve. Probably, Gaz and Mouse get closest the quickest, before she even really gets to know Ghost/Soap because Gaz radiates SAFE

Mouse with Your OC’s (CORRECT ME IF ANY OF THIS IS WRONG AND I APOLOGIZE IF ANY OF IT IS I’M NOT GOD MODDING I SWEAR JUST GIVING MY OPINIONS)

- Durga is Mom. Durga! Is ! Mom!!! Mouse is trailing after her, rambling at her, holding her hand, being excited. She sleeps as a mouse on Durga’s big fluffy tail. Will furiously bite anyone who is even slightly mean to her. I know Mice do that Jumping Thing when they’re mad and she does that!!! FUck off!!! Leave Durga alone!!!

- Oh god more Moms, but Haddie is also Quite Mom and I’m not revealing that Mouse has Mom Issues (she does) but I bet she’d really like Haddie to. She’s terrible with kids, but she still tries to help take care of the Little Ones as best as she can. Probably brings all her woes to Haddie as well, tries to snuggle up to her when she’s a Honk Shoo Mi Mi Mi mouse.

- Mouse is ABSOLUTELY friends with Birke. Like’s to be carried around by her. Sleeps on her supplies. Gets all up in her wool for safety naps. Probably likes playing pranks on the boys by hiding from them and using Birke as the hiding place.

- Houdini and Mouse are absolutely Gal Pals as in Sleeping Together eheeuheuehheuehdhhfgkdjalkgd I think Mouse would gravitate toward Houdini like a friend and lover. They’re peas in a pod together and probably cause mischief together. Mouse admires Houdini.

- I think Sunshine and Mouse could definitely have some one off sexual experiences because Sunshine is so subby and Mouse is so Dom it makes it hard for her not to be like wow, wouldn’t you love Oral Sex at this exact moment? Wouldn’t you love to literally be cumming right now? Otherwise, good friends, perhaps not as close as Houdini/Mouse but she’d be inclined to take Sunshine flower picking and bother her to know what every single flower is

- Adler is also very mom shaped and also married to her Dad, but I think Mouse is more likely to try and be Cool to impress her. She’s like, look how incredibly interesting I am Adler -falls into perfect split, throws hands into the air, please pay attention to me- Extreme tendency to sneak into Adler’s room and just try and Hang Out.

- Mouse fucking Dancer fr fr. Like she’s actively looking for him around corners to try and drag him off somewhere. Absolutely friends too. Excited friends. She grabs his hands and makes him do stupid dances with her. She forces him to go stretches, gets him limber (blows him)

- ABSOLUTELY FRIENDS WITH CARRIE but most importantly she wants TO DEVOUR CARRIE. She wants to touch her all over and sniff her and kiss her and lick her face and LOVE ON HER. Would probably try and pspspspspsps her into a threesome with Ghost just once. JUST ONCe. Is enamored by her cute face and wants to be her friend.

- Oh my sweet beloved Peril....My Cute Wonderful....Kisses them On the Face Peril. FRIENDS!!! Mouse thinks Peril is very admirable and strong and has such nice arms. Will wrap around one of those arms and kiss Peril all over the face. Friends (could also sleep together but I’m telling you its Friends First and Foremost). Mouse also likes to tease Xavier in front of Peril because it gets Xavier so flustered to be mocked in front of His Love. Ends with Mouse shrieking with laughter and hiding behind Peril when Xavier tries to chase her.

KorTac

- König is her husband, the love of her entire life, the most important person in the world. Do not need to elaborate here LOL

- Aksel is her ACTUAL best friend. Period. You’ll find her as a human sleeping against his big Musk Ox self all the time. They get into a lot of trouble together. Aksel would Kill Someone for her.

- Horangi is Other Dad, lbr. That’s her OG dad. He carries her in his big tiger maw sometimes....

#lodge au

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