#how old are we 💀💀💀💀

[getoswhore]

getting my lick back by reporting all of your stuff. this izz going to be so much fun😊

shiver me timbers

#girl #LMFAO THIS MADE ME GIGGLE SO HARS #like mmmm #did you type that with ur chest all out head up high?? AND THEN CLICKED ANON 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #idek who you are or what i did to make you so cranky 💀💀💀💀 #lick back???? #how old are we 💀💀💀💀 #clearly ur not old enough to be on this blog #💀💀💀💀 #this made me cringe so hard #but you go girl!! #practicing on ur confidence is good!! #but next time try keeping anon off!! #xoxo

[iruatoshi-werty]

I saw this when I was giving a review at obey me 💀

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #this game is not for kids lol #btw how old is her sister 💀 #kids shouldnt be playing this #i do think they should rate the age restriction higher....well you know why right

[skitskatdacat63]

Hey do you remember all those videos of Fernando smelling flowers? Haha yeah....

#posting this both while im asleep and after whatever bee event ends up happening #so who knows what will happen! will we get nothing? will we get eye contact? will we possibly get an interaction? its a surprise!! #anyways this is basically me hearing about seb's bee event and he said the drivers will be there #me deep in my vettonso brainrot: OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA BE IN THE SAME VICINITY #will be so funny for me if when i wake up i find out fernando didnt even go 😭 #but we remain hopeful 🙏 #also this is just very funny to me bcs like both seb and fernando have very specifc quirks #and what are two of their specific quirks? seb and his bee thing. fernando and his flower thing from this season #so this fanart is perfect y'know 🥰🥰🥰 #also screeching over how this is the first canon au drawing ive ever drawn. ive literally never drawn non-au until now 💀💀💀 #okay and now some horrible jokes thay happened during the process of this: #thesis of this drawing: whats Fernando gonna do? Pollinate him? 😏 #C. why did you have to make me think of bees that produce sex pollen 😭😭 this is gonna haunt me forever. but also vettonso post-japan fic- #and then also the barry benson thing. im like what do humanized bees look like and then realized 'oh no....oh no.' #fernando to seb at the bee event: 'ya like samurais...?' SORRY 😭 #also having to pick the colors from one of my historical au drawings was haunting. just the sheer difference btwn them yknow...... #anyways please take my old men yaoi. took a break from historical yaoi to draw this 😭😭😭😭 #this is my peak vettonso fanart cannot improve from here. also a fever dream #vettonso #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #catie.art. #*not gonna edit the tags bcs i like the time capsule of it all but like. yeah. we were fed. #*catie from 2 hours prior(atm its 3 am) would be so pleased right now i think

[pcktknife]

oh I couldn't be a teacher this shit is hard

#if johnny has 3 apples..... #trying to explain something you already know how to do is already so hard in general but with a 6 year old its just 😭 #like im sorry girl im trying the best to simplify and now we both frustrated 💀 #kae.txt

[laminacore]

the fear when you do a new theme and it doesn't load for you so it might look really weird and unfinished to other people...

#anyway i did a new blog theme #how do we feel #also if u cant tell its bel 💀 #changed my user since i was getting bored of the old one #bel rants

[bimiio]

<3

#butch in their 40s whose number i got last time i went out just texted me sayin we should link up at da next party🥳🥳🥳 #when i told them my age they seemed a little spooked n their friend group kinda dragged them away but🙏 #they were definitely into me b4 they knew how old i was n dat’s when they gave me their number so💀 #m1n3 #m1sc #st0ryt1m3

[trademarkdraws]

does this make me a furry. actaually. dont answer that

#theyre so old men in love idc idc #hamnoir #spider noir #peter porker #spider ham #? is it spider ham. idk how to tag thiss #hamnoir fanart #peni and her asexual dads tbh #i gotta draw them 2gether soon bc. head in hands. #also ik ham looks nothing like spiderverse but idrc 💀 #also they have DEFINITELY been like 'omg we should dress up as roger and jessica!' then both dressed up as jessica and NEVER discussed it. #idk if its clear but noirs. thinking about all this. hes like woag. #my art

[magicaltickles]

Hey sillyyyy. 🐠 :3

Kitty!!!! Hi sprite :3

🐠 - share a nice tickle memory, if you have one

So I'm only sharing bc it's happened multiple times now BUT

There's a student in one of the classes I go into that recently decided to be cheeky and keeps trying to tickle me. Her and a few others had me cornered on Friday and she half chased me down the hall earlier this morning

LITERALLY AS IM TYPING THIS SHE DID IT TO ME AGAINHDJDHS save me from the menaces that are third graders

#my first tickles came from a nine year old do you know how embarrassing that is #they had me PINNED #anyways now we know i have a ticklish tunmy and sides 💀 #og posts #idk if i wanna tag this properly bc it involved ny kids </3 #em got an ask <3

[feelslikegold]

supposed to fly home today like I didn’t see the most babygirl jake possible last night and just ruin my entire life

#feeling v emotional about who gvf are to me today #I met so many genuinely amazing people last night????? #everyone around us were the sweetest humans ever 🧍🏻‍♀️ #particular one older woman who I will literally never forget like I could feel my soul come out of my body to attach itself to hers she was #SO amazing with an amazing story ???? like she was 63 and she’d never in her life been to a concert before #of any kind #and she just finished chemo so her gift to her was going to her very first concert ??? which was greta #she was just…….. so sweet ?????? and so beautiful!!!! I kept checking up on her even though we are ignoring that she was across the floor #truly do not know how drunk val navigated last night without hurting myself somehow 🧍🏻‍♀️ #anyways……. this band is so Different #would love to go to their shows and disconnect and just have a fun old time but i’m always hit with how I wouldn’t be here without their #music !!! #sounds dramatic af but 🧍🏻‍♀️ #and josh and sam taking the time to go around bstage barricade and grab literally all of our hands #they both made eye contact with everyone they touched like they were truly taking it all in #I didn’t feel like just a paycheck to them 🧍🏻‍♀️ #i’m 🫂🫂🫂🫂 #and GOD the video of jake and the little girl #like. they care so much ??? #ouch #hate them #hate what their shows do to me !!!! #going to be on a fucking plane and crying to frozen light 💀💀💀 #truly embarrassing !!!!!! #I am not checking this for typos so have fun :) #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #greta van fleet

[todayisafridaynight]

my dads never beating the masumi arakawa kin allegations why the fuck did he say to me 'i was like both your mother and father when you were growing up' ???????????

#snap chats #this coupled with my dad just offhandedly being like 'i used to want to be a girl growing up' .... bonkers #he's not wrong tho like before my mom drove him off like an evil witch he really did everything for us #i regularly say i dont have a mom so i mean. my dads free to take the title too ig LOL #hes goofy as hell tho he also has a chronic condition of loving my mom so much. excpet my mom sucks a lot unlike akane #i dont even know why he does .. we regularly talk bout how cringe she is/was but he'll always be lke She Wasn't Always Like That #WELL SHE IS NOW OLD MAN you already blocked her number JLAKRWJFLAKJ #he makes me sad whenever we talk bout her cause he just has so much love for people when he shouldnt 💀 #oh but yeah. in case it wasnt obvious i hung out with my dad today :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] best day EVER I GOT JOLLIBEES #AND MY DAD GOT ME A CUTE LIL GIRAFFE BRACELET VLAEKJVLEKJVLEKJ i cant escape kirins #he keeps giving me bracelets i sound lke a maraca when i shake peoples hands now #ok bye maybe ill doodle something #jk im making tea. again. i had tea.

[alakeeffectboy]

well ill be damned... he actually did it

#actual working link lmao #pete tried to link the site like 3 times and fans are in his comments like #how many times do we have to tell you this old man?!?💀 #clandestine #clandestine industries #pete wentz #fall out boy

[lanshappycorner]

Sometimes I look outside my scope of mutuals and I'm like.....I'm glad I'm not them (whole essay in the tags)

#im going to ramble about a very touchy subject here but it pertains to 🐉♠️ which i am very open about shipping #apparently its Problematic or whatever 😭😭???? according to Some People #you know ive been thinking abt this for a while now but people really like spouting rhetoric abt how this or that is problematic without- #-really considering the specifics of why things are bad. things being bad are not the same as things possibly being uncomfortable #like people have an aversion to adult/minor ships or incest ships because these are real and tangible things that happen and are disgusting #i do feel like people have freedom over what they want to consume/create in fiction although those topics are an ick to me and i avoid it #but also you have to understand people dont like it primarily because of the realistic aspect of it and how it connects to reality #not a one to one but because reality already has these preexisting issues we naturally have an aversion to it #you cannot apply the same logic to like a dragon man x human ship because a dragon man is not going to scoop you from the sky #the ramifications of shipping an immortal and human are nonexistant and do not pertain to reality and cannot be judged on the same scale💀 #well beside from the logic 🐉 is old in body but his mind develops in the way a fae would. and he is described to be young in fae #so up until now i assumed the normal assumption was to say that he is around ~18 in fae yrs by how he interacts with others in his yr #🐉 is like old in the way where hes lived for a long time and understands the passage of time #but hes processed it through the lens of a young person hence why he can come off as immature despite how old he physically is💀 #like are we playing the same game?? if he was a well adjusted fully developed adult with a complete understanding of the world and stuff #like idk trein. none of the events in ch 7 would be happening. its kind of like a huge part of his character that despite his physical age #he IS still learning as he IS still young #i could go into a analysis of his character but thats for another time </33 #anyways i see people . primarily young people. telling their mutuals you can or cant ship this and that #and im like its okay to not like ships if you personally find it uncomfortable but to police ur friends...for ships that arent even 'bad' #its insane to me...how do u live like this? #people really need to start thinking about the nuances and why things are the way they are in regards to fiction #instead of buying into that weird pr*ship/ant*ship thing 😭 ive always hated it its so dumb. my university professors wouldve hated it #theres no nuance like...none. personally i also think its why people have low reading comprehension these days too tbh #life is about looking at various viewpoints and coming up with your own opinion #not 'picking a side'💀 learn to form your own opinions. talk to people around you about it. do not constrict your opinions to black/white #its an extremely dangerous mindset to have even outside of literature and it makes you very susceptible to dangerous ideas/propaganda #anyways what im getting at is learn to have educated discussions with others and come up with your own opinions instead of picking a side #btw there is no right/wrong side in literary discussions. there is no good/bad side either. whatever you come up w someone will disagree #thats why its important to just believe what YOU believe in (and not parrot others💀). and also be open to change

[starlooove]

If ur blaming bad writers for why you only read WFA and fanfic…boy have I got some news for you!

#girl just say u wanna read fun shit like don’t pretend it’s genuinely that #Like if I said I don’t read fanfic I only read comics bc of bad ooc writing… #c’mon yall #and the bad writing in question is Bruce being mediocre at parenting the JL being competent and not kissing the bats asses and tim actually #having a personality that’s not easily palatable insecurities and ‘flaws’ that the masses can relate to without feeling bad about themselves #cause It’s easy for y’all to say ur overworked or do too much #It’s not easy for y’all to say ur arrogant or petty in a way that’s not ‘girl bossing’ #like can we talk about that too when y’all acknowledge Tim’s flaws it’s always in a ‘haha so real’ kinda way #Like u can never sit down and say this dude is petty and at times narrowmined and it screws him and the ppl around him over at times #It’s always ‘he’s so petty he’s real asf’ but when you talk about how weird it is to hold THAT kind of grudge against a 10 year old #now we’re victim blaming 💀 #I wouldn’t dislike fanon so much it y’all weren’t so weird about tbh #OH and god forbid the JL being competent without Bruce #god forbid they can do their fucking jobs #shocker 😱 the entire JL doesn’t revolve around Batman #most of them are not super duper intrigued by what he and his kids are doing 24/7 #woooooah #started reading GL (FINALLY SORRY) and I’m never gonna forgive what y’all did to hal Jordan 😏 #Im not fixing that emoji 😕 #BUT IM ALSO NEVER GONNA FORGIVE HOW YALL TREAT OLIVER QUEEN

[stormbow]

i go on twitter, i see the worst of takes, i close twitter

#what does the fox say #saw someone literally arguing about why would ana choose pharah instead of cassidy for leading the new blood team #and how the canon 'just didn't get it right' #the essay i could write about how they aren't getting shit about cassidy and ana's (and phara's) lore and personality 💀 #twitter is a wasteland of bad takes tumblr still does incorrect quotes using memes from 2012 we really win these #what do i expect from a site that talks about hanzo like he's a 90-year-old in his deathbed

[princekirijo]

Writing Shadow Ops lore is pretty fun actually

#by which i mean lore i just made up lmao #i have been reading the wiki + watching arena cutscenes to try get as much lore as i can #but there's only so much out there u know #plus its fun to imagine how the organization has evolved since arena #obvs this is for captain so the organization is at least 20+ years old? #but yeah. #i won't lie its pretty damn basic because im kinda just messing around at the moment #but still pretty fun #its also for a post captain story that kinda uhm popped into my head recently #set a few years after captain #tbh i dont know if i'll ever like talk about it because it is so self indulgent and its one of those it started as a joke but now its not #and so obvs inspired by a series that i am kinda fixated on atm that im a litte embarrassed 💀 #but eh its all for my own amusement anyway so live laugh love besties am i right #<- im sorry i am unironically obsessed with saying live laugh love its just so funny to me #anyways i do wish we got more on the shadow ops in game and like what kinda things they do but ig ill just run with what i have

[pepprs]

the mortifying ordeal of today being a potluck day.

#purrs #delete later #it’s been 3.5 years since i last was at one and somehow it’s exactly as miserable as it was before if not worse. also why am i being fucking #guilt tripped into doing this and participating in it. im fucking 24 years old. i should get to choose how to spend my time. i should not be #a prop to make my mom look good for running the perfect vegan family. like it sounds like a cartoon but i don’t fucking care about being #vegan and i never did. i just got scared into it and i fucking resent being a prop put on display and unable to do what i want because i #have all this shit in my head about what’s healthy and what’s not and what will make my mom and her community ashamed of me. i fucking hate #these potlucks i hate having to be fake nice to the people who go to them who are so annoying and revolting and i hate being fucking TWENTY #FOUR and forced into doing things i don’t want to do because im afraid of my mom and afraid of myself. my weekends are precious. my choices #are precious. i am not a child anymore. i do not exist to make her look good or feel better about herself. my thoughts and choices are my #own and i own them. i do not want to have anything to do with this and i never did. people are going to get all in my face and im going to h #have to act like a kid again and make myself small and it’s so EMBARRASSING i am an adult!!!!!! im a late bloomer but im an adult. and i get #to choose my life and i get to rebel if i want to. but im not brave enough and we have to go in an hour 30. fucking hellllll #like the fact that my family hosts these. and it’s seen as a FAMILY thing when it’s just my mom. 💀💀💀💀 like please let me have my own life a #and interests and spend my time the way i want to. lol #food #ask to tag