#i actually love puns and jokes

[thimbell]

night doodle of my version of rise!venus getting them banned from hueso’s for a month.

Por qué no puede el esqueleto subirse en la montaña rusa?

Porque debes ser así de alto para subirte y el esta seis pies debajo.

#rottmnt #doodles #i woke up in a cold sweat and scribbled this out #i just think it’d be funny if venus was more annoying than leo #i actually love puns and jokes #also i only got like 4yrs of spanish i’m not a native speaker #if my grammars wrong i apologize #also if anyone happens to know if the original with the stomach idiom translates? #thimbell is saying dumb stuff again #dont mind me im just being silly #tmnt venus de milo #rottmnt venus

[seriousturd]

Made a doodle/comic of another BMB scene I love!

#blind man's bluff #ladyredms #l4d2 #if i made a doodle for every bmb scene i love it'd basically be the entirety of bmb i think LMAOO #nick being corny sustains me #seeing him feeling comfortable enough with the group to let himself be a dweeb and drop the cool macho guy facade actually KILLS me #like his cat-astrophizing pun UGHHHH it's such a lame joke it made me so happy #i have such a soft spot for nick omg i love all the characters so much but he's just written sooooo insanely well

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND #also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss. #also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir #it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks. #not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter? #i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh. #BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT???? #with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality? #and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys? #except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes? #also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it #she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on #the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O #yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point #(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it) #the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it” #UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON. #maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*? #i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it #which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :( #journey into the mcu #the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)

[chibishortdeath]

Yippie! So silly (kinda sad) idea I had I while ago that I need to draw about again aaaa— Anyway, there were a lot details that had me thinking about stuff in certain games. Harmony of Despair has the “Helmont/Shiimon/Simon Wraith” enemies that have this ominous description of “some say this is what happened to Simon Belmont in the end”, and it’s just never mentioned again. Like damn ok that’s uh some interesting information wow uh— Also that coupled with the hanging skeletons being a reference to Simon in CV4 and also being in the hanged man position, the family heirlooms in the ghostly Dracula’s castle in Harmony of Dissonance, and the quest for Anna in Order of Ecclesia about helping her cat protect her from dark spirits that’s ended with a really sudden line about her having nightmares about a man with a whip fighting something scary, my guy is haunting the narrative and doesn’t sound like he’s doing so great 💀.

So the Ghost Simon concept was born and uh here he is I guess lol. Part of it also came from the idea that we’ve already seen a ghost companion in the series in Wind (if you know you know), but what if there was one you had to help that was a little more uh what’s the word… tormented? Vengeful? Upset in general? Yeah. He’s kinda just a mix of a bunch of different ghost lore, not one in particular. Fun fact: Dulahans sometimes use their own spines as a whip :3. And in a lot of folklore Strigoi often prey on their own family members, especially the younger girls in the family. But yeah, he’s just kind of a nuisance, not really like ‘evil’ or anything. Breaks things sometimes, generally pesters people, only occasionally a minor threat. Maybe leaves bloody footprints sometimes, turns paintings crooked, writes omens on walls, ya know, average ghost activities. I like to think that the boss rush with him in HoD is what he’s been doing for a while. Maybe Juste unknowingly takes him home with some of the furniture, probably the grandfather clock lol. Idk it’s just a fun what if idea for fun tho mostly d(^^ ).

#castlevania #castlevania games #simon belmont #art post #my art #does this count as an AU? #I don’t really think it does??? #it’s just some ‘what if he spooky’ funny idea idk #does this count as cringe or whatever (joke I know it’s cringe I’m just happy with it) #some of these details I would love to see more on tho like #Konami what do you mean Simon’s name can be a pun in Japanese on the word for death #what do you mean if you spell it a little differently it means Gates of Death Konami I need answers— #or don’t explain anything and give more random ominous vague information #i would appreciate it #a lot actually #please say more random spooky things about this guy #what little to no content does to a mf #Simon’s Quest is a great game (I am going insane) #should I even tag all the games I mentioned in this or is putting this on the main tags enough of a risk as it is— #anyway I wanna make more random speculation collages I’m just on and off burnt out constantly help #this is primarily for silly situations like idk Maxim asking if anyone else has seen that dead guy in the mirror they brought home lol #thinkin about the idea of a game set in the 50s about a horror movie being made about the legends of Simon #and he’s there (in spirit lol) being a complete nuisance on set #the lead actor is just trying to work and here’s some ghostly voice say ‘I would not have my hair that short ewwwww’ #aaaaa I should also draw that idea damn #maybe Halloween being a thing will get me to do it (TwT ) #TUMBLR JUST KICKED ME OUT OF THE APP I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LOSE THIS WHOLE POST THAT WAS SCARY—

[48787]

New Transmission The fucking Scientific Instrument Class Pseudocons apparently developed what they're calling "Hetero Sapience" and are corrupting the brainmodules of the non-Pseudo 'cons around them by using annoying xenophilosophy words. Soundwave tells me they're 'Greek' and 'Latin' words, apparently. Cool, I guess? Anyway, if you see any SI Class 'cons causing... issues, just try your hardest to turn your brainmodule off before you start getting infected with their weird lingo, alongside all the other issues pertaining to letting the SI Pseudocons transmit data into your brainmodule in their own weird ways. Thundercracker, on a bet with Starscream, tried to get into an argument with one of them and his head literally exploded when it started talking about Alpha Trion's "Mythological Origins" in its weird dialect. He's mostly fine, CR Pods are working at 'peak' efficiency, but the facial reconstruction is apparently impossible due to some kind of corruption. I thought it was just some weird prank but there weren't even any scorch marks or anything. Just exploded. So yeah, just avoid optical contact and auditory contact to the best of your ability and you should be fine. Otherwise, try to force-shutdown your brainmodule if you can. Shockwave is working on a cure right now, mostly because I know he had something to do with this in the first place so he's going to be the one to fix it. He probably wanted a greater justification to do that weird data-transfer idea he mentioned previously. But it also explains the weird Thunderwing hypotheticals he's been asking me lately... Can I go one fucking cycle without someone trying to "Perfect Thunderwing's Work" or whatever other idiotic drivel that I keep finding our limited energon reserves siphoned into?? It's not even a Shockwave thing, it's like every damn Cybertronian these days thinks they have the "Missing piece of the puzzle" or whatever. In fact, Shockwave might be doing this as a weird threat against the other R&D 'cons to cement himself as the one and only Decepticon "Allowed" to have resources wasted on projects like that. Ugh, now that I think about it, that's probably a correct assumption and he's probably gonna expect me to thank him for it later. Ugh, and he's probably literally right. Ugh. At least his repairs both to himself and to his lab seem to be mostly complete so further research into the SI project should hopefully come along a little faster. Both Shockwave and Soundwave think the SIs could potentially be used as some kind of specialty weapon, but we'll have to see how they work on sparkless lifeforms, like biological lifeforms or xenomechanical lifeforms. The SIs don't seem to corrupt each other, but Shockwave keeps reaffirming that they're not "Sparkless Lifeforms" because they "were never lifeforms to begin with"... but I think he's trying to hide something. Usually Soundwave is the one to pick up on that kind of technological obfuscation, but he actually agreed with Shockwave and offered to send Ratbat to try to work out exactly what each "sapient" SI is now capable of on a personal level. We could have just had regular Cybertronians aboard to fill the role SIs fill. I would've preferred K Class to fill any role an SI could fill in all honesty!! But no, constructing cold wasn't enough, we just had to try to learn how to "Construct Frozen" and the "Absolute Zeroes" just had to be put on my ship. Whatever. I've probably said too much already. This was supposed to be a warning for my ship crew, but it's looking like it'll end up being transcribed on the golden disk as well so when this new Scientific Instruments of Destruction project backfires in some absurdly bombastic way there will at least be something remaining that says I was right. End of Transmission

New Transmission Okay so I was right, but so was Shockwave and Soundwave. Or, well, they were right just enough to make sure the backfire is postponed for at least another handful of cycles. Ratbat is still in CR from the investigation, but the cure Shockwave developed seems to be effective and Thundercracker is out and aiding the repair effort. Shockwave is now in contact with one of the SIs digitally and the other few are... integrating due to the personal efforts of Soundwave. I suppose now would be pertinent to mention not all the SIs developed the "Hetero Sapience" condition, many of them are safe for interaction. Soundwave is also currently monitoring their presence, Ravage is tasked with the regular SIs and Laserbeak is tasked with the "Sapient" SIs. Shockwave probably knows exactly what caused this event but he is preoccupied with the one he no doubt is either indoctrinating or ruthlessly interrogating. Report to Soundwave if you see any suspicious behavior, he has been working very hard to ensure the SIs have their purpose clearly defined (And closely monitored). And, Starscream, stop trying to convince the SIs that you are the leader of this ship. Not only have the majority of your efforts been wasted on subsentient automata, the only one you have actually found who possesses the ability to truly listen to you immediately came to the bridge to complain about you. They were the first sapient SI I communicated with directly and it was because they felt the need to complain about you. I almost feel embarrassed for you. Come back to the bridge so you can apologize to it or so I can teach it how to laugh at you. It's practicing right now actually! This moment of chaos should hopefully be largely under control now, the actual "population" of Scientific Instrument Class Pseudocons was actually quite fewer than initially expected due to an indexing error incorrectly labeling certain shells as SI class. At the very least, we have some more specialty warriors because of it all. End of Transmission EOF

#yippie peace through tyranny!! #nemesis posting #Decepticon High Command Slice of Life rambles #Matrix Visions #I like this “chat” font I think it's cool #spacebridge still needs more time in the oven unfortunately #I'm also procrastinating on that because I can't seem to wrap my head around guestmount but do not want to send backup files one at a time #wegh. It'll get done. Eventually. #I'll have so much more bullshit once I actually finish the damn comic my wife radically altered my life with hehehe #I cannot wait to start posting about Alpharius Trionicon. He's the fucking worst if you couldn't tell by name alone and I love him so much #Anyway I just had a very specific joke/pun in my head in the shower then it turned into a whole *thing* like it usually does. #I usually don't explain shit but the shower idea centered around getting the SI acronym to work for hyper specific jokes. #Still can't decide if I want to lock in on “Scientific Instrument” because it fits *so well* for *so many reasons* #But “Synthetic Intelligence” is more generic in a more understandable way... Eeh.. It's a little *too* generic. “Instrument” is cooler. #Once my wife helps me understand her lil fucker more I'll come up with an even shitter joke using “Y/N” so I can do Y/N x SI x SI bullshit! #Oh! The matrix triune project is coming along slowly as well!! I think I mentioned that microphone project once or twice now hehe #I'm gonna make so many shitty covers of songs once I get the soundproofing to start focusing on vocal training stuff #It's been quite a fun time aboard the nemesis!! There's so much to “Blog” about that it's hard to really know when to start *or* stop hehe! #And the fact that all these projects are all interwoven is so fucking wonderful!! I FINALLY feel able to fully grasp my own focus!! #My brain is like a particle collider for certain interests now. I can reliably just.. Spit things out and tie it into the other interests! #It's sometimes exhausting but in such a new way. Like a relieving exhaustion? #Still figuring that part out!! #Anyway that's enough personal project vagueposting I should really be getting back to work hehe this was fun

[selenealwayscries]

Red (Tayngo's Version)

also my commissions are open haha

#mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitblr #tangotek #the pop star alter ego saga #yeahhhhh betcha didnt expect me to post this now aha #tayngo swift ..... such a shitty pun ..... #its barely even a pun what am i on #we have like a really specfic way of saying it in empiressona vc like #we pronounce it like taaaaaaaayn-go . just drag out the first bit for as long as you can before moving on #its so stupid but its also really funny #i actually looked up so many actual tylr swft red era outfits (not tagging cuz even tho i love her music i dont wanna get killed yet) #like all of her red era stage outfits just . screamed tango like . does that make sense #also i literally just put the album title track on loop when i worked on this one no joke #anyways this has been Selenes Bullshit thanks for coming to my ted talk #catgirl supreme

[dabidagoose]

When the breaking news theme started playing at the newspaper office I wanted to be breaking something too

#like GOD i love every single pun joke and reference fully genuinely entirely and ALSO it's true that they fill me with unspeakable rage #this season is a treasure and a treat and I'm gonna go a little insane and that's good for me actually #also yea i forgot the name of the newspaper ✌️ newspaper office #dimension 20 #mentopolis

[latapadraws]

spiderverse is literal crack for artists

#i have never seen so much amazing art be exploded from poeples minds so fast #actually a modern renaissance #I loved the handful of inside little jokes for arts #like how the spot is drawn like an anatomy blocking out shapes scribble #i think there was a font pun in there #spiderverse is amazing everyone has got to see it #literally the best western animated anything #spiderverse #my eyes can see the blood and tears and human sacrifices that were offered to make this amazing film

[cocobox]

Me and John, the Toilet Fish, adventures continues on in the game of Sky

#thatskygame #sky cotl #sky children of the light #that sky game #my besties #john the beloved #i love my friends #they are so silly #silly times #hanging out with my friends #help me #they won’t stop making these terrible puns #they won’t stop telling deez nut jokes #oml I am going to lose my marbles #help me omfg #i love my silly friend #actually forget the last hashtag I hate them #coco box post

[nomaishuttle]

kamille is such a good name my compliments to the chef (my mom). everytime i introduce myself to somebody theyre like Thats the rpettiest name i ever heard thats gorgeous thats a beautiful name. and im like blushes... ty.. and then eventuallyim like Oh yeah i actually prefer connor. and theyre like oh um.. thats nice too thats a name.. as well :] and its like I know. sorry. sorry. sorry

#KAMILLE LYNN ELIZABETH JUST HAS A RING TO IT. LIKE IT JUST GOESS. connor lynn elizabeth is like. ok sold 0 tickets #and kamille lynn is a pun on chameleon. vine boom sound effect #like genuinely thats why my mom picked it. vine boom sound effect #well lynn was for relatives. same w elizabeth. but my mom picked kamille bc itd be like kamille lynn #she wanted elizabeth first so it could be kamille e lynn. (like chameleon) but im glad it ended up being lynn elizabeth #bc elizabeth lynn. odd and weird. and bizarre. kamille elizabeth lynn... #elizabeth lynn on its own is fine thats like. A girl i went ro 2nd grade with probably #but w kamille #bad. #ik i could pick usernames thatd go with connor more but i love lynn elizabeth theyre my best friends. and also theyre both 4 family so #i dont wanna be like. sorry granny. sorry grandma.. Kill yourselves 🖕 stupid ass names #my granny didnt die so that i would change my middle name. (joke). clara lynn supremacy (my grannys name) #but she went by lynn. ANYWAYS! #kamille is judt so superb. what if i actually did start going by multiple names #but its judt my birthname and my current name #Would be kinda funny.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

guys I just think my s/i and a.xel/l.ea should be friends

#NO BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT #they both have a red color scheme... #they both mostly use fire... #(i will never stop with the ash puns btw) #and they also both have depressing backstories #they could bond!!! they should be friends!!!! #ash rambles 💚 #and also ash teaching him some fun keyblade tricks would be so cool <3 she's been a master since before even a.qua was so she kinda knows #her shit hehe! kh ash is so cool actually #i also think it would be funny since he's not really a.qua's favorite person- but ash thinks he's totally cool and such a bro #red fire people <3 my beloved #theyd get along so well ajsjajsb theyre just both kinda awkward- ash is pretty serious and straightforward and sad after bbs #she lost her best friend/crush and her family and everything. she doesnt care about anything but getting them back #but as soon as a.qua is back? ash is back to her usual laughing and joking self that we know and love from bbs #ash also has a lot of scars on her hands from the end of bbs. theyre mostly burns from all the spells she casted trying to get a.qua back #but she hates them. sees them as a reminder that a.qua is gone and it's her fault (no it's not!!!) so she has her hands covered up #with black bandages. however you see her take them off when a.qua is back! it takes a while since ash doesnt want the woman she loves to #see that part of her either. but a.qua loves ash! scars and all! so you see the bandages come off near the end of k.h3 #oh they also eat a paopu fruit but aHEM- #hehe i love my wifeeeee!

[justaz]

thinking about lance with an ungodly amount of rizz,, not like pick up lines or anything but like the way he looks at someone, the tone and sound of his voice, his body language, etc. like one look from him and whoever is on the other end of his stare is on their knees praising the ground he walks on

#lance can flirt with whoever he wants and knows he will most likely succeed #if he puts the effort in #so what he normally does is use pick up lines and jokes and shit as “flirting” and that’s what people think of when it comes to his game #but both he and hunk know that if lance actually tried #he could pull whoever he wanted #child of aphrodite!lance my love #this was about canon but i feel like that fits here #like fucking black widow #seductive as shit when need be #or when he wants to LMAO #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defenders #lance mcclain #his rizz is out of this world #pun intended #i’m proud of that #i sat here for a while trying to think of how to finish that tag #get it? space? out of this world? #god i’m fucking hilarious #a goddamn comedian #just a bit slow on the punchline

[astrxealis]

about to become a fuuta kajiyama apologist

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა milgram ໒꒱ *·˚ #HI PLEASE NOTE THIS IS /HJ (A HALF-JOKE. mostly just a joke tbh) #i don't like being an apologist for anything even if it's fiction LMAO </3 #i will stop rambling (lie) #i love fuuta (real) #i think many just look at him face-value hebhgbahbghebhgjbjhebgjh but also IDK milgram makes me confused about my thinking process and all #it is just a wednesday what the fuck. i almost forgot i unfortunately still have homework #wow anyways can't believe i was here for the milgram site lowkey breaking bcs of fuuta. his power!!! he is so fire!!! #will never shut up about those kinda puns now. sorry (not) #oops i forgot to vote for yuno at all yet. i voted for haruka yesterday!! #did innocent to lower the gap a bit but ultimately i want to make sure he gets guilty but i am so conflicted....... #yuno ngl i would w/o a doubt vote innocent but i'm unsure what would be say... best for her? she doesn't have an actual crime imo #and i'm glad a lot feel the same (she has the right to do whatever she wants w her body!) but i do think she's too careless/apathetic #not that being apathetic or careless is necessarily bad but i wonder if a triple-innocent would be best even if i agree she should be #innocent. (please don't cancel me btw i'm just stating my thoughts at all hjhbadjgh i am pro-choice i love women fr) #i wonder what would happen with a verdict of 50/50. also idk if i've been using the word verdict right all this time lmfao

[earl-grey-love]

The possible interpretation of canon that Roy only betrayed Cole's affair because he was jealous Cole chose Elsa and not him, is incredibly funny and a legitimate take.

#Roy spends basically the whole time hitting on Cole #and analysing (correctly so) that Cole isnt happy in his marriage and has his eyes set elsewhere #or Elsawhere ig you could say #(Roy would like that pun.) #and teasing him about it #hell Roy even jokes once that they should ride off into the sunset together #and Roy could've betrayed him for the money thing #but nooo #its only when he goes for Elsa #;) #alright but its actually because cole is too much of a goody two-shoes and therefore a risk but #I can interpret the game to be as gay as I want #its free #sunny speaks #also the scene where Roy betrays Cole is simultaneously very sexy and pathetic at the same time #no one there even knows who he is he has to introduce himself before he can betray 😭😭😭 #cringe fail king 👑 i love it #cw infidelity

[owlphibiansprite]

i am so obsessed with that part in the miraculous theme song / episode intro where the singer representing ladybug & the singer representing chat noir sing "lady du coeur" at the same time, THAT HARMONY breaks my heart in the strangest way possible every time i hear it and i think that half second is a huge reason why i'm obsessed with miraculous ladybug for some odd reason (even though i started watching it ironically).

but in the most recent season it got removed from the episode intro :(

#i think i have so much to say on this series actually #like i literally don't really understand why i'm so obsessed with it #even though it's kind of awkward & strange at times #and like that weird intro with the badly edited background that stayed the same for all the seasons is so so so endearing to me #maybe it's because it's one of the only few things i don't watch in english? (as in without english subtitles cuz like if i am #if i am watching something in a language i don't understand with english subtitles (they're mostly english because out of the languages i #speak english uses the least words usually) then i am ultimately watching it “in english” because my perception of what the characters #are saying and the translated puns and jokes is filtered into my brain via english even if f.e. i would understand certain things in #japanese it'd still be mostly morphed into english in my head) #ANYWAYS #(u can tell i am very unintentionally high lol) #i actually started watching miraculous because i thought the adrien/marinette thing would be resolved within a few episodes and #i kind of just wanted to see how they would react to discovering each others' identities yet LO AND BEHOLD here we are five seasons #later... #and i accidentally fell in love with the series while waiting for the “inevitable” to happen #probably a smart business move from the creatives #man i really don't know why i am so obsessed with them #maybe it's because it feels far away from my reality since i was watching the french version of some obscure shady website #actually does anyone have a chronological complete list of all the series/movies miraculous has? like an overview of the miraculous cinemat #c universe? #i might make a separate post for that #so anyways goobye for now #if you are still here reading my tags i'd like to bid you a good night but also what the hell are you still doing here inside my head #shoo - go drink some water and give yourself a nice pat on the shoulder for making it this far #not like this far in my post tags but this far in life #wherever you are you deserve a nice pat on the shoulder for staying alive and being alive and surviving this horrible world #except if you're nazi scum in which case i sincerely hope you sternly reflect your life #you do not get a pat on the shoulder because this horrible world is definitely not made any less horrible by your beliefs #anyways what was i talking about? #anyone else felt elated at that solarpunk ending of season 5???? (wait was it s5 or s6)

[kaleidoscopeminds]

is this what it comes down to then?

the question of what are and what aren't wrongful ASSessments?

look anna, i stay out of discourse, i don't really believe in ranking, i tend not to do strong opinions in general in fandom, but the things i've seen today are extremely concerning to me and the lhafc 

#ashtcnirwin #ask #anna #this post is just a joke and i love your pun <3 #but here actually is an opinion i will share #i think sometimes fandom's inherent need to immediately say what they think is the best but also the *worst* #is not necessarily the best way to enjoy things for everyone