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wilbursprincess · 2 months
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me: aww, it took ages, but i got 3 asks done today with another in the drafts :)
also me: gets 6 more asks in the span of 2 hours
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burymeinblack2022 · 10 months
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one thing abt random mcr blogs is they looooooove to have you blocked for seemingly no reason lolz 🤷‍♀️ 🤪 🤠
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thisismeracing · 1 year
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Just us | LH44
SOCIAL MEDIA AU
Pairing: black!singer!reader (she/her) x lewis hamilton
Warnings: curse words, Twitter environment, it’s not proofread, etc etc. Minors DNI!
summary: Some fans noticed how Leiws is constantly listening to Y/n's songs and decided to back him up and make it happen a bit faster. Will their cupid play work?
a/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. everything else is made up by me and I do not give permission for it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛
my masterlist | my taglist
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f1updates We have a new guest this weekend 😉
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lewisleclerc WHYS IS LEWIS UNSHAMEFULLY LURKING HERE??? Lmaooo
ynsunshine I am so jealous of lewis rn 😭
auroraf1 she is so pretty I wanna cry
lewis44m They have the same energy istg, both gorgeous, both stylish, both rich. Its their world, we just living in it l, at this point
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mercedesamgf1 I wonder why he is this happy 🤔🤔🤔🤭
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justusyn LMFAO I love you, mercedes admin!!!
sirlewis44 I love how he tried to be smooth but we were too anxious and did it in less than a month hahahahaha
mercedesmiracle He will absolutely win today, rain or no rain
f1fantasy he looks so good ugh 😩
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lewisfan Lewis the whole interview vs. Lewis when someone mentioned Yn
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1directioncars He’s a simp!
princessyn YN LIKED HAHAHAHAH
popyn they are in love, I can’t prove, but I just know they are
winterraces I am so happy, both if theem seem to be glowing lately 🥹
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yourusername vroom vroom 💜
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swifttyn madam, whose car is this?
⤷ f1fantasy It def Lewis’
hundredmiles1 Lewis is such a lucky mf 😭 I wanna be him so bad
ynfrance New album dropping when?
ferrarisainz YOURE TELLING ME HE LET HER DRIVE HIS CAR???????!
mercedesmystical the caption is sending me 😂😂😂😂
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lewishamilton just us ❤️
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popyn they are in love, I can prove
lewiswchampion The last picture is sending me 😂😂😂
⤷ ynsunny boyfriend goals
mercedesamgf1 💜💜💜💜
⤷ tifositilltheend Even mercedes approves!
schumercedes Wanna bet “just us” is Yns new single and he’s casually dropping some hints about it?
yourusername it’s just us against the world ❤️
elitebarzal I am so happy I made part of the making of this couple
⤷ szayn bestie, I will tell that to my future kids 😭
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yoursername Just Us is out now in every stream platform 💋
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mickmercedes I want what they have
⤷ russelllindo but you dont even know what they have 🧐
⤷ mickmercedes but I want it anyway
lewishamilton so proud of you ❤️
⤷ yourusername of us! ❤️
lewislegit YALL TELLING ME HE WROTE THE SONG TOO?????
mercedesamgf1 We have it on loop on our race day playlist 😌
tintedf1car do you guys need
eliteschumacher mom and dad
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so i kinda think DJ Khaled could be "on the spectrum" but like i cant prove anything and i dont think anyone should tell him i doubt hed even be receptive but i think if he was that might be worse idk like a musk situation
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thaliatimsh · 1 year
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*dj khaled voice* another one im sowwy 👼 in your opinion, what do you consider to be the most logical ending for rat boy: high chaos or low? 👀 BUT!!! if you could rewrite his ending, what would it be?? 👀😈 always love reading your thoughts!!! 🐣🔥💕🔥💕🔥 *monkeys hugging gif*
OOOOUGHGABOOGA thank YOUUUU WE DA BEST! GibbonHug dot GIF I am thinking Thinkging NEVER apologise im so glad to be made to Think.. hm…. I know you said abt Dear Rat Boy but i think this is connected to his loyalisms so… aw shit here i go again
Like honestly? I think that the Story of dishonored makes more sense in high chaos - I cannot patch together WHY the Three Amigos would even AGREE to try to off Corvo in low chaos! Like I said abt it being Hamhock's Ambition's Fault but… idk that Martini and Treachery would both agree with his Idea in LC…
In high chaos my feeling is that Martini and the hamhock came to the idea because HOLY SHIT this guy has got to be STOPPED - not just before he comes for us but also before his Villainy destroys everything they've worked for… treachery says uh…. Ok. Sure thing boys. My loyalisms is all i got and i dont wanna be on the end of corvo's knife…
Meanwhile in low chaos it's like.
How fucked would it be if everyone found out that the guy who cleared up all of the Corrupt City Officials was ALSO working for us before we swept in and Fixed It All.. now hang on a minute! If anything that legitimises them???? So idk WHY if Hamhock went "we gotta get corbo outta da way" pornstar martini didnt say "no we dont" - I mean I think Treachery is not inclined to Rock The Boat, so he would Voice An Opposing Opinion ONLY if he was not alone in it and either way at that point? It's less Boat Rocky to disagree w The Hamhock than it is to Literally Kill Corvo
Low Chaos Corvo's a man who causes Hurt only to Proven Enemies… which is why I had to write high chaos for nlwib: even if Light At The End is. Completely Bonkers borderline surreal - the events LEADING to it make sense in a fucked way? I mean either is I guess logical for rattie because… he will follow the others. And I do think he would follow Hammy over Martini - treachery & havelock do seem to have a kind of? Mutual admiration? Whereas he & Martin dont really ever have anythinf to say abt one another? So when The Girls Are Fightiiiiing in HC it's like. Sickos YES! Tried to screw me, didn't you my lord pendleton!!! Bet you're sorry now, boyo! Theyre Inned Sane I love it!!!
Ok i dont think that really answered ur question but. I guess what I mean is that what treachery does in hc makes more sense bc what martini does makes more sense?
But I tell you whatever ending he gets I STILL wish that he could Survive. Like do you ever think that. No matter what changes the only characters who Always Die are: Jessamine (rip legend), Lydia Brooklaine (MY WIFE), Mistuh Wallace Higgins (my blorbo) and LORD TREAVOR PENDLETON…. (My pet 🐀) and… I dont think it's fair i think i should be allowed to save them actually!!! SO.
Basically: i think the canon ending should be the loyalists get sent to prison and have to do this:
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Then they get exiled to tyvia or some shit.
Actually I tell you what WOULD be fucked is if in low chaos Hammy had done Corvo in himself? Uhoh boys, Corb's dead… im gonna stop thinkgin abt this idea before i start trying to write another fic I'll never finish. Oops.
ThaNK YOU im kiss kiss hmm thinkign.
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v-zbr · 2 years
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VMAs!!!!
Yup, VMAs happened. blah blah nothing really interesting but taylor's album announcement and nicki's performance happened, sorry!
but y'all know i love me some red carpet looks and since i have nothing better to do right now, i'm gonna say my opinion on some of them!
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Taylor Swift in Oscar de la Renta love this
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Anitta in Schiaparelli Couture okay, werk!
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Lizzo in Jean Paul Gaultier Couture i love me some Lizzo and some Jean Paul, but mawma, this is garbage. BOOT
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Lil Nas X in Harris Reed a literal icon. im sorry but this slaps REALLY FUCKING hard
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BLACKPINK i like it
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Bad Bunny no
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J Balvin in Gucci simple, yet so good looking.
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LL Cool J what the fuck is that
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Chloe Bailey in Zigman goddess from the future eleganza.
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Sabrina Carpenter in Moschino YES! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
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Måneskin in Gucci ngl, they looked better many times before, however they are still sticking to their memo so yassss
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Dove Cameron in Paco Rabbane no, this is bad
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Avril Lavigne this garment is Versace... and tbh Versace never looked worse. its bad and ugly jesus christ avril you can do better
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Snoop Dogg this is funny, he's doing what he can do best - camp
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Brendon Urie i'm not gonna even comment on this outfit since it's literally so fucking basic but i just want to announce that im so glad my brendon urie phase is over for me now
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Conan Gray in Harris Reed lose the thing around your neck and i love it. you're doing something harry styles always wanted to do but always failed, conan.
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Ashley Graham if a skinny bitch was wearing this outfit, everyone would be like YAAS QUEEN. yea i know some outfits works just for certain body types but tbh fuck society and everything, im living for this
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Bebe Rexha in Vivienne Westwood bebe rexha was never an interesting celebrity but she turned this shit out bitch
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Joel Madden throw him out of the fucking carpet for wearing something you can wear to a baseball match jkbsdhwdqo jesus christ
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Becky G in Zuhair Murad Couture oh bitch! you served cunt
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JID in Saint Laurent i really enjoy this garment.
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DJ Khaled fuck you for those shoes
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Khalid in Versace i dont want to say not great, not terrible, 'cause its kind of great, but... there were better outfits this year
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Monét X Change, Bob the Drag Queen and Kerri Colby i didn't like Bob's, i really loved Kerri's and Monét's outfits
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Ryan Castro werk, this is fun
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Sarah Ramos and Chloe Fineman babes, what the fuck did you think when you've decided to wear this?
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Rachel Smith yup, definitely like this
lol, more images aren't allowed in one post, so let me also say that the colour green just isn't Colton Haynes' colour; Kennedy Rue McCollough and Rachel Lindsay were really great; throw Dupré Kelly out of the carpet for the same reason as Joel Madden; Justina Valentine, you will always be famous; what has Luna Clipse thought when he showed up to the carpet in what he did - i dont know and dont want to know; Trina Njoroge, I love you in pink; Rachel Robinson, that was hideous; why is Chris Olsen famous when there is nothing interesting aboit him?; and Dometi Pongo... you're so hot.
anyways, stream Kylie Minogue
BYE BABES, LOVE YA
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ithisatanytime · 1 year
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DJ Khaled "Go Hard" featuring Kanye West & T-Pain
another point i should have addressed a long time ago but just never got around to, as far as laws banning porn, or stoning adulterers or whatever i have no interest in that, beyond expelling the synagogue of satan to a place where our children are out of there reach i really dont care. i can explain it like this, people view communism as some competing economic theory with capitalism, but they misunderstand, as soon as currency of any kind is introduced and a society moves beyond bartering for goods and services, capitalism is just the default, its just what happens when you dont tell people what to do, where as communism requires a state demanding that people do business a certain way. in the same way that capitalism for better or worse is sort of the default state of things, so too is the kingdom of heaven the natural result of good christian people just being left alone, and when i go on a diatribe against divorce or transgender theories and the like im not going against people who have been involved with these things or suggesting we put laws in place in order to make them illegal, im just saying that people are pushing this shit on us, they are poisoning our communal well, and i say we throw them down the well and seal it up and just make a new well. neither you, nor your father, nor your grandfather ever knew what it was like to live in a christian nation, three generations subjugated by jews, lied to and browbeaten into accepting what to all men before them would have been the most unnatural and low form of life as normal. you truly dont know what they took from you. if you are skeptical, and science minded, read the culture of critique by kevin macdonald, if you are skeptical but more socially/historically minded, read 200 years together, if you are more spiritual read your fucking bible, and read it all the way through.
 long story short, the only laws i would pass if i were dicator of the united states would be no jews in education, entertainment, finances, or government, and that would basically be it, all the rest would just take care of itself. after all when were women given the right to work? look it up lol, you might suspect after world war 2 but the truth is women always had jobs, failed women mostly but there were school marms and nurses and midwives and the odd lumberjack even all through history, the fact is women had it good, but when the synagogue of satan has full control of the press and academia women are easily fooled, and they were, no laws required.
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sonderwalker · 3 years
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*in DJ Khaleds voice* another one dont mind me mixing the modern au and deaged au
Baby Ahsoka and her frog plushie go on an adventure! Ahsoka wants to find him a buddy so he doesn’t get lonely. So she dons one of Obi-wans robes that are way too big on her and sneaks out of their quarters to look for a frog (she had read that they like wet, swampy places, so she heads to the temple gardens). Anakin and Obi-wan, meanwhile, are panicking because they can’t find her and are racing around the temple looking for her. When they find her, she’s covered in mud and has like three frogs in her pockets! They don’t let her keep them. She’s sad.
ASDFGH THIS IS SO CUTE I’M GONNA SCREAM
“Come along, Ahsoka,” Obi-Wan said as he held her hand.
The two of them had been spending the majority of the afternoon in the archives while Anakin was out on a mission. Obi-Wan had several things that he wanted to read about to learn more about upcoming missions, which meant that Ahsoka was brought along as well.
Unfortunately for Ahsoka, she didn’t share the same love of holobooks that her masters had, which meant that Obi-Wan had put up with a good amount of complaining and whining for the past hour.
She tugged on his arm again, and Obi-Wan was not beginning to seriously admire Anakin’s patience with her when she did that.
For someone so small, she had quite the grip, and if it hurt when she was tugging on a flesh arm, Obi-Wan could only imagine the way it felt when she pulled on Anakin’s prosthetic.
Although that would explain why he seemed to be rubbing the spot where the prosthetic joined with his upper arm the other day.
“Ahsoka,” Obi-Wan repeated sternly as she tried to tug on his arm again.
“Master Obi, I wanna go home!” Ahsoka said with a pout and Obi-Wan sighed.
“Have you tried reading any of the holobooks in here?” Obi-Wan asked her as he looked down at her and watched as she shook her head.
“Well, I am sure that you can ask Master Nu all about frogs and where to read more about them,” Obi-Wan pointed out.
“Really? Frogs?” Ahsoka asked, her face lightening up.
“Yes, I’m sure that she would be happy to help. Why don’t we go an ask her?”
“Ahsoka, who brought you that stuffed animal?” Anakin asked as he woke her up the next morning.
“Master Obi,” she mumbled as she sat up and rubbed an eye with a balled up fist.
Anakin sighed- knowing that it was the exact same frog toy that he had refused to buy her before he left on his most recent mission.
But he also knew that Obi-Wan spoiled Ahsoka behind his back, sneaking her treats and toys when he wasn’t looking.
Maybe that’s why she wouldn’t take him as seriously recently.
“I’m gonna go get him a friend today,” she mumbled and then yawned.
“Yeah, sure you are, Snips,” Anakin replied with a smile as he picked her up and carried her towards the fresher.
“I read about them in the archives,” Ahsoka said as she pressed her cheek against Anakin’s shoulder.
“Oh? Did you go there with Obi-Wan?” Anakin asked as he set her down and turned to walk away.
She nodded and then the door slid shut, and Anakin walked away towards the kitchen where Obi-Wan was waiting.
“Did you buy her another toy?” He asked as he leaned against the counter.
“It’s not as if another toy is going to kill her, Anakin,” Obi-Wan replied with an eye roll.
“No, but I seem to remember a certain Jedi Master warning me about how we shouldn't spend all of our grocery money on toys and treats,”
“Hm, I don’t seem to recall,” Obi-Wan replied with a smile and a shrug.
Anakin rolled his eyes again. ☾ “Where is Ahsoka?” Anakin asked his voice frantic.
“What do you mean?” Obi-Wan replied, raising his eyebrow.
“I’m sure she’s just-”
“She’s not in her room.” Anakin replied and Obi-Wan frowned.
“I’ll help you look.”
The two of them tore through almost every corner of their small apartment, from looking under the table, the beds, the closets, and fresher.
But Ahsoka was nowhere to be found.
“Snips, this isn’t funny!” Anakin yelled as he checked her room for the fourth time.
“Ahsoka? You can come out now, we aren’t playing hide and seek, little one,” Obi-Wan called from the living room.
“Obi-Wan,” Anakin said as he quickly turned to walk up to him.
“What if something happened? What if we don’t find her and-” Anakin asked, his voice cracking.
“We will find her, Anakin, but you must remain calm,” Obi-Wan replied as he placed his hands on Anakin’s shoulders.
Just then, they both heard the front door to their apartment open, and both quickly turned around to see who it was.
“Ahsoka!” Anakin exclaimed in relief, a smile spreading across her face.
“Is that a frog on your head?” Obi-Wan asked, looking at the frog that was resting between her montrails.
“He’s my new friend!” Ahsoka exclaimed with a grin on her face.
“And... is that my cloak?” Obi-Wan asked and Ahsoka nodded.
“I needed more pockets to hold more friends.”
“Ahsoka,” Anakin began, pinching the bridge of his nose and sighed.
“Where did you even get these frogs from? How many do you have?”
“And why are you covered in mud?” Obi-Wan added on.
“I read that frogs like mud! So I went to the gardens to look for some!” Ahsoka exclaimed with a bright smile.
“I read about it in the archives.”
“Oh, did you now?” Anakin asked while crossing his arms over his chest.
“Yep! Master Obi took me,” Ahsoka said while pulling another frog out from her pocket and showing the two of them.
“I don’t think your friends appreciate being taken from their home, little one,” Obi-Wan said, watching as the frog squirmed in his grip.
“But they’re my friends!” Ahsoka exclaimed as she stomped her foot and pouted.
“We aren’t letting you keep them,” Anakin replied.
“That’s not fair!” Ahsoka shouted as she began to cry.
“Neither is leaving without telling either of us where you’re going. You know better, Ahsoka,” Obi-Wan replied and Ahsoka looked at him with the saddest eyes that he had ever seen a toddler have.
“But masters!” Ahsoka said as she continued to cry.
“Ahsoka,” Anakin and Obi-Wan said and both sighed in unison.
“Let’s go return the frogs back to the garden, and then you owe Obi-Wan an apology for taking his cloak and getting it dirty,” Anakin said as he stepped past Obi-Wan and grabbed her other hand that didn’t have a frog in it.
“I don’t wanna!” Ahsoka said as she was led along by Anakin back out of their apartment.
“That’s too bad, maybe you should have asked next time,” Anakin pointed out and Obi-Wan sighed again.
“We can discuss this in more detail when you get back,” he said as he waved goodbye to both of them, watching as Anakin scooped her up in his arms and carried her down the hall, the door sliding shut after them.
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ichor-and-symbiosis · 4 years
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asks about the orgasm topic
there was quite a few so i’m compiling them
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: God I wish I were sensitive, Y'all fucking lucky, ya bitch hasn't actually ever cum before lmao :/ 
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: Hey I just wanted to let you know. I share a similar struggle :( I suffer from orgasmic dis function which people sometimes forget women can even have. I’ve never and can never experience an orgasm because of this medical issue and while I’m happy for those who can it makes me insecure sometimes when smth says “y/n came” or w/e bc like,,, I can’t do that and my last romantic partner told me it made me less of a woman and made her insecure bc she thought it meant she wasn’t good enough rahhh shit
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:lmao here my ass is, i cant feel sexual pleasure at all. im jealous of all u bitches. but idc all it means is that i can devote all my time to shiggy
i wish i could say something that would make a difference but i am SO bad at comfort D: please know that you are not any lesser for this, you guys are hella valid and you shouldn’t ever feel like something is wrong with you. i know that there can be many reasons for why it’s impossible to orgasm. the best i could say is maybe speak to a medical professional if you haven’t already? that’s if you want to, of course. 
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:Unfortunately, most guys won't "work for it" anyways. I saw some statistics on what's called an "orgasm gap" where straight men are the least likely to get their partners to cum. Seems like most just either don't care or don't try :/
yeah i mean i love my boyfriend to death and he tries his best, but sometimes a guy can only do so much. i can see both sides of the struggle. some guys really are useless sacks of meat who dont deserve their dicks but some guys try as much as they can (with their limited understanding of female anatomy akjdsfl cis straight guys don’t know what the hell they’re doing). but it’s important to remember that these are just statistics and personal experiences vary drastically. don’t let the stats bring you down if you’re hunting for a partner!
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:can we also talk about the straight man belief that going down on a girl is being submissive? NOT IF YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT BITCH like if you eat the coochie so good sometimes the pussy owner's brain doesn't work
the first time i heard dj khaled saying he doesn’t lick his wife’s pussy i felt my own coochie shrivel up like the sahara dessert, RIP to that poor, POOR soul with such an awful husband. i get that some people just aren’t comfortable with oral, that’s totally understandable. but if the reason for that is because of your fragile toxic masculinity oh boy go die in a fire.
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: I can only get off from clitoral stimulation and any kind of penetration is straight-up no from me.
same!
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis: A good ol’ pillow jump is the only way I can get off, but the same stimulation doesn’t work or translate to actual sex, so I can’t get off with a partner.
i dont quite know what a pillow jump is (unless you meant hump, and if so then wow i commend you because that’s way too much muscle movement for me), but yeah it’s tough to translate how good you can make yourself feel to what a partner makes you feel 
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:I still greatly enjoy the MENTAL stimulation of sex with the right person and making others feel good, that’s just me. It can be annoying but it’s still a fun journey.
SAAAMMMEEEE my boyfriend used to be really confused because after sex he would offer to go down on me to make up for my lack of orgasm but i told him that the act of sex in of itself is enough for me to get enjoyment out of it. sometimes you just want a cock inside you ya know?
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:I actually just wrote a bit in a fic where the female oc didn’t cum from penetration so her partner ate that puss like he needed it to live. I enjoy trying to make my smut as realistic as I can. And since I’m asexual and have no experience to speak of, it can be hard. But I have great friends that help me with details and share their own experiences to help me out.
that’s what i was planning to end my tomura fic with akljsfh some god ol’ oral for reader. but based on my own experiences (as stated above) sometimes it’s just enough to simply have sex and oral isn’t always needed after. but that’s just me!! 
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:I haven't slept with anybody yet but I'm kinda nervous to with how I've explored my own body so far. I don't think I've ever climaxed? I feel the build up but it's too much and I stop before anything happens. And when I do get near my limit I always have to pee or something?? I don't know if it's squirting or peeing but it happens every time, even if I pee before getting handsy. I figure it must be squirting right? And I thought that made me gross but online people are all 🙏squirting🙏
that sounds very normal, sometimes i’ve felt that with my ex when he was dicking me down way too good lmao i’d say that’s the build-up to orgasm, but it doesn’t always reach climax. but that’s what i experienced with penetration. i don’t get that sort of feeling when i’m just touching my clit. but everyone is different! just go at your own pace and enjoy yourself. i don’t know anything about squirting though. 
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:Ik the cuming without penetration is serious issue and jt makes you self conscious but i wanted to let you know Jin would totally love you either way, i bet in fact hed go out of his way to find toys or information on how to make sex better for you and hed never pressure you because he loooves~ you - from an anon who hopes this helps!
fam ily for this ;-; 
Anonymous said to ichor-and-symbiosis:Bruuuhhh, the insecurity about not being able to cum is too real, I've been sexually active for 3 smthing years and have not gotten off once with a partner (and my bodycount isn't low). I honestly feel like all my nerve endings went to the store for milk and never came back
god i feel this on a spiritual level, sex is like solving a damn rubix cube D: 
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resurrged · 6 years
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〢▓█  ✕   𝟏.𝟏  ▷▷     STEP OVER THE  /  RELEGATION ZONE
dj khaled vc : anotha one
i-dont-trust-nobody-and-nobody-trusts-me ymir
but really though she becomes absolute Emo trash in this verse & keeps her distance from literally everybody.
MARLEY.  ↳     came back with reiner, pieck & zeke,  but now instead of giving herself up fully she became set on seeing historia again, no matter what.   so when she gets to marley, she gets down on her fucking knees telling them she’s willing to fight for her “home country” and “right her wrongs” and fucking somehow they decide to give her a shot.
the shot she was given was actually probably hella influenced by zeke, who told other marleans he believed her and that she “proved capable in battle” and was already well versed in using her titan.  she was confused af because he never really spoke to her much ( beyond being weird ) but accepted his help with this anyways.  he likely thought keeping her alive might help tie his future alliance with eren / paradis.
talks to virtually no one, but keeps a journal that she writes in addressed to historia.
i don’t think she would know historia was crowned ??
probably sluts it up as an outlet tbqh
gets real Hyped over tech advancements, probably steals a bunch of records and laughs maniacally alone in her room as she makes it sound funny on the spinner
still comes off as haughty around others, still gives them The Blunt Talk if they’re being extra.  now she’s gotta be more careful though, so she’s quick to relent under her superiors’ orders.
reiner probably avoids tf out of her but she just dgaf
her relationship with him is just rlly strained, for the most part, because they both recognize the truth behind paradis & she’s the only person who really knows of his double persona ;  and he’s the only one who knows that while she’s there fighting for the marlean army, she likely wouldn’t put up a direct fight against paradis, and whatever front she’s putting up is just that : a front. because similar to the paradis verse, she does recognize all of them as her friends, whether she realizes / vocalizes that or not.
porco hates her guts but she nourishes herself off of making “your big bro’s inside me” jokes because she’s 50 shades of terrible.
pokko’s still set to inherit her titan & looks at her like he’s willing to take it whenever. 
still most closely works with the cart titan, and tbh pieck is probably the nicest person to her out of all the warriors & lk her friend even though she’s more blind about this than she was back in paradis asdsjka
is frightening to children in every verse, and that includes all the marley kids who would probably only approach her to prove they’re tough rip
LIBERIO ATTACK.    ↳    i hope levi sees her and impals her titan with a stick
still ends up in the trap door with pieck, still gets used as a nutcracker.
it suddenly actually makes sense that they’d use yelena alone instead of a more trustworthy vet,   you know,  so ymir doesn’t recognize her wow plot points
probably gets distracted a lot trying to look around & see if she can spot historia with the others, gets distressed when she doesn’t but stops herself from fearing the worst.
main difference between when eren was fighting porco & now her would be that she’d probably catch on to what he’s thinking, and probably struggle more in his grasp and literally call out for eren to stop in her titan form because dude what the fuck
after the attack, she gets pulled into questioning again because she addressed eren familiarly during the fight, and she has to reiterate she just knows the guy from training.   in her mind, though, she’s conflicted on whether or not she really could have fought harder, and recognizes a lot of her struggling was more out of fear of what eren would do to her after the fact rather than any real distress over losing the WT.
but now she in trouble again tho & people are twice as distrusting.
probably ends up getting in a fight
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shockingsuper · 6 years
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Okay i dont even like dj khaled but the fact that he’s on OWL shows how much it is growing? Like Dj Khaled is hella popular and he’s here repping an esports competition.
It’s amazing how much video games are being integrated into pop culture and how acceptable it is to be a part of this community
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queens-of-saigons · 6 years
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Tag Game & Mini Playlist
got tagged (again) by @flawinthemachine thanks a lot!!!!!!!!!
How tall are you? 5′7′’
What color are your eyes? brown
Do you wear contacts and/or glasses? no
Do you wear braces? no
What is your fashion style? axes femme
When were you born? paris
How old are you? 17
Do you have any siblings? yes unfortunately
What school/college do you go to? a laboratory sciences high school
What kind of student are you? a pretty good student although i dont really study??
What are your favorite subjects? english & spanish since i have good grades
What are some of your favorite movies? three billboards outside ebbing missouri (!!!!!!!!!), get out, apocalypse now, king of thorns, brokeback mountain, que dios nos perdone, the shape of water
What are your favorite pastimes? watching boardwalk empire & some other stuff
Do you have any regrets? bitch YES i regret everything i do basically
What is your dream job? detective
Would you like to get married? no
Do you want kids? How many? no
How many countries have you visited? 5
What was your scariest dream? idk
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other? no
Put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping list the first 15 songs:
an ac rogue ost
assassin’s creed ost - dirty deeds
a life is strange ep3 ost
björk - play dead
a far cry 4 ost
hayley kiyoko - blame joy
nicki minaj - high school
panjabi mc - jogi
bioshock infinite - la vie en rose
squeezie - placements de produits
dj khaled - i can’t even lie to you
the legend of zelda spirit tracks - fairy fountain
nicki minaj - stupid hoe
lana del rey - serial killer
lana del rey - wicked game
i tag @mojavehero @boldfish @tekkakyu @lockdaisy @red-king-4 @troyangelic
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survivormetaverse · 3 years
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Episode 2 - "Fuck I’m on the cursed tribe" ~Moth
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a lil sad to see my girl, Bri, go, but that just makes us one person closer to the goal >:3
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dennis is very sneaky. we all had a tribe call and he said he'd come later but he was actually doing the hunt challenge. like that's totally fair, it's just even afterward he acted as if he was not really focusing on it either. im going to play the game assuming he has something, just in case.
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GAME AND GAME SHOW ARE DIFFERENT DSJKLFHASJDJFH no but this was hella fun pls let's do it again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3Fs7lDDQk&list=PLrsCGcojtF16jvLW49C4855pUlLWI9pnn
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Dhsjdjsjskksks. First tribal done. We just finished the taboo challenge ... A good bonding experience with my tribe. However, I have a feeling we lost. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 The fact that I was the guesser. Rip. 
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I filmed confessionals but my internet got disconnected hahaha so that's neat. Hopefully there will be youtube videos here soon, but new update Jodi and I are in alliances with Dennis and brayden separately which I think would be hilarious if they were also in am alliance together. And it will be funny it my internet is still out for the challenge tomorrow since I'm the guesser 😆 whoops
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So this is the beginning of round 2 and here are my thoughts. Might purposely not be helpful in the taboo challenge lol but i have to do it in a way that doesn't show im throwing it? tbh i say this now but when i start playing the urge to win comes in ugh but i just wanna vote one of these people out. I also took a stroll through the wiki page for this org and i love that some of these people (esp brayden and amy) have played before and their stats are there like yassss give me ammunition yassss!!!! anywho i dont care if we win or lose tomorrow i think i set myself up nicely within the tribe and i still really dont think any of these people won the hunt challenge on my tribe but again who knowssss. if we lose the logic would probably be go for josh or ginny aka the least active people buttt i dont think so like i don't wanna go the boring route. i need to keep josh close to get to merge with him we have friends on the other tribeeeeeee so i need them to survive and i need him and i to survive till we swap or merge to link up. im also trying to win a hunt challenge but my god y'all have me fucked up!!!!!!!!! i guess we shall see what happens tomorrowwwwww
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It was nice sitting the challenge out, I'm busy tomorrow and the fact that they could complete it is good for me. Also, if we lose, nobody can blame me for the loss. Only drawback is it appears to me some people can be getting close by bonding over funny things in a game. I have to go back and see who may be close, I don't think I'm next on the chopping block, but I'm definitely not in control. To me, I do not need to be number one on this tribe, I just need to survive the next tribal and hopefully make it to the swap at 14 or 15.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_dmPuwzzI&list=PLrsCGcojtF16jvLW49C4855pUlLWI9pnn&index=2 anotha one dj khaled
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HEY SO KIND OF A LOT OF DEVELOPMENTS TO MY GAME we didn't lose first challenge!! thats great. whatever. no tribal. I've been trying to connect with fellow tribemates but overall we're all pretty quiet. I did have a small 30 minute call with Jay where we kinda connected on somewhat of a game level. I kinda get the vibe that he may not fully trust me or he might see my as a threat, but I want to work with him. I also really like Anastasia and Elle, I think I can connect with them more on a more genuine level. Perfect scenario for me would be setting up a trio alliance of Me + Elle + Anastasia, and then having Jay on the side as my actual #1. idk if I can pull that off, but that was my plan heading into round 2 BUT. AS ROUND 2 STARTED, MY GAY ASS WON THE HUNT CHALLENGE. AMAZING. idk HOW I managed it because like?? I finished and found the hidden link within like 20 minutes? Statistically very unlikely BUT I'm so glad I did it. I WON A SAFETY WITHOUT POWER. It's kinda like a hidden immunity idol, except slightly worse because I can't actually partake in tribal at all. we went ahead and competed in the Taboo challenge last night and boy it was kinda rough. We lost a LOTTA points because we kept accidentally saying forbidden words (I lost us 2 points, woops). But we ended up with a semi decent score. Elle did an amazing job guessing. I really hope we can pull this out. SO YEAH SORRY THATS KIND OF A LOT. OVERALL I FEEL LIKE IM IN A DECENT POSITION, WAY BETTER NOW THAT I HAVE A SWP. I wanna further my position in the game with some allies now. That's my next biggest goal. toodles!!!
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So I've figured out that Amy is a comp beast based on us discussing our old seasons and how she did in those: she always talks down her abilities because she's worried she's being painted as a big challenge threat, but I don't think she realizes that doesn't matter to me at all. Ultimately, I think she needed to be at tonight's challenge more than me, so I decided it's ok to sit out since I'm sitting out only because somebody has to, not because I don't want to play. In tribal challenges, it means she'll help keep us winning tribal immunity, and further down the line, if anything, I'll be using her as my "Ken" and if she wins everything, it'll keep immunity away from people I want out. 
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I think I did much better in Taboo than I did in endurance, so I'm happy about that. Hopefully my performance this round can help me redeem myself with my tribemates.
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Today in the fools tribe: no one is talking 
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Holy crap we won yet again this is such a great feeling just like last season :)
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Fuck I’m on the cursed tribe this round This time I think I’m on the majority alliance, which is a great place to be. So hopefully everything goes as planned tomorrow 
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https://youtu.be/fszNKUHjB_8
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So! We did the Taboo challenge and got second place, probs wouldve got first if we didnt get deductions but also we did so good so whatever 😂. I definitely kinda pushed for us to do the challenge last night bc it's Dylan's birthday and I didn't want to have to like, be anywhere specifically today 😅. But yeah we did super good and now I'm gonna go talk to ppl bc I've been gone all day lol
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Bye I hate it here. 
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SO. Here’s the rundown: We lost. Again. Pushing for Shaad to go. Moth, Jared, and Danny all agree with him going. So far I’m getting good vibes with everyone. Danny says he gets along with Jared well and doesn’t talk to Moth that much. Plus, Jared, Moth and I have that little alliance. Jared and I also get along well. Worried for Moth as she doesn’t seem to message a lot. This tribal... I’m feeling safe. I might even make an alliance with Jared, Danny and I. Worst case scenario for next challenge we lose and Moth goes. 
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Yay we won again! Anyways, Dennis messaged me tonight talking about how everybody else knows each other from playing Stings games before. He said he checked the series wiki and got freaked out and told me that we're two newbies amongst vets. While he's telling the truth, I'm actually not too panicked because 1) I actually checked out the wiki before he told me about it and 2) I have pretty decent relationship with Amy to incentivize her to keep me around. I worked tightly with Amy for the specific reason that I knew she'll have others to work with, and for her to keep me as a loyal number. I also know that she was runner up of another series and she already recognizes the target on her, so I doubt she wants to risk me putting a bigger one. WOW FOR ONCE I'M NOT THE FLAMING TARGET I LIKE THIS 
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Round 1 updates: https://youtu.be/5nhSsLNcnZ0 https://youtu.be/S5-0Yw93wc0
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Round two rambles: https://youtu.be/CuwgF9IVmUM
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So, tbh I've done some research about some previous seasons and I noticed Moth and Jessica have played together before. Moth still has not talked to me but Jessica has been overly friendly. I know they have a group message with Jared and I know he can be the split vote between what happens in our tribal tomorrow. Jared claims he has voted for Moth but we will truly see tomorrow. But honestly, if he chooses us, then Jessica is next unless the tribe swap or merge has happened.
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Also with that research, I've peeped there's other connections in other tribes from previous games so this is gonna be interesting.
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I chose Jared to work with mostly because I see he can play strategy.
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Fools tribe is bad at playing games. And its perfect for me because I am safe but i am wishing for drama bcs its fun. rn we are doing small talk and being so nice to each other. I think we will form an alliance officially soon but i am too awkward or like i dont know how to say it or bring it up.
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WHY! DOES! MY! TRIBE! KEEP! WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am trying to go the fuck to tribal council but noooo we have to beast all the other tribes yet again. Like a swap is probably coming soon and with my fuckin luck I am gonna get swap screwed like they are gonna look at me from the phantoms and be like yeahhhh theyve been winning lets get his ass out. i would love to lose this next one so the sees look stronger. if phantoms go to tribal I know I''m safe (anything can happen but I set myself up well), and thats all I care about. Jodi and I started to really talk about the vets who are playing this season, and we just realized that we're the only newbies on our tribe. like wow. The fantasy would be to get to merge and have a numbers advantage of newbies against these vets, or make the vets eat their own idk. Lots of thinkin lots of thinkinnnnn. I have been strolling through the wiki page some more and mapping out potential connections from previous seasons. The casting directors work hard but i work harder
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https://youtu.be/gsDJIiGiqHE
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https://youtu.be/V1ku4_-w0SY
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Roses are red We’re on day six Fools tribe worse at challenges than a bag of dead bricks
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That im one of the strongest competitors on my tribe, Dennis feels like he is on the outs, but that connects us so i can pull him in as an ally.
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It’s been a tricky round 
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Edgic:
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Power Rankings:
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Phantom
Jodi: Jodi remains at the top of the tribe for much of the same reason as last round. Now, she is even in two alliances with no one wanting to come for her nor do they see her as playing both alliances. Hopefully Jodi’s quick alliance making and constant worrying will help strengthen her defenses in the later rounds to come when people will be looking at her more closely.
Amy: Amy is still playing that stellar UTR game. No one seems to register her as a threat despite their access to the wiki and her performance in the challenge. Her social game is just too strong. Additionally, her greater willingness to work with Dennis than Jodi’s willingness to work with him may provide some good allies for Amy if she ever wants to distance herself from Jodi.
Brayden: Brayden rises in the rankings from last round as he has become more closely aligned with Amy and Jodi. The trio seem to see themselves as the only “active” ones on their tribe and are very quick to bond. Additionally, unlike Dennis, Brayden is not viewed with suspicion by either Jodi or Amy. They definitely feel more like a core alliance than they did with Dennis. Furthermore, Brayden is poised to get the people he wants gone out of this game. He is targeting Josh and Dennis which are good targets, especially the latter. All it takes is for Brayden to push a little for Dennis and I am sure the two girls will take the bait. Finally, Brayden’s connection with Ginnifer is very beneficial since he seems to be the only one willing to work with her at the moment. This gives him a very easy ally and Ginnifer doesn’t have much of a choice besides working closely with him. It is certainly an easy number for Brayden if he ever wanted to backstab Jodi or Amy in the future.
Josh: What lands Josh here is that he performed well in the challenge and is easy to like. Interacting with Josh on calls is always a pleasure. However, by not being part of that main trio, he is in danger of being voted out on a whim. Despite that, he seems to be, in my eyes, the least likely out of the bottom 3 to be voted out. Additionally, there is paranoia around people’s “experience” with ORGs surrounding these bottom 3 from others (despite the fact that the top 3 is composed of 2 people with ORG experience). Josh gets this heat the least.
Dennis: Dennis is in real danger if this tribe goes to tribal council. If Brayden pushes hard enough, Jodi can be easily swayed into turning on Dennis. He needs to back off with the strategy talk and just be more social. What saves him from last is that he is in that alliance with Jodi and Amy. This might make Jodi hesitant about targeting Dennis so soon as she may see him as a number. Additionally, Amy does seem keen on keeping Dennis around for a little while which would help his longevity. Hopefully Dennis can realize people’s perceptions of him before it is too late considering that he gives great confessionals and is one of my favorite players this season.
Ginnifer: Ginnifer may be on the bottom, but she definitely has a chance at avoiding being voted out. Most talk around Ginny is about how she is hard to socialize with, but I am sure, when the strategic game starts becoming more important, she can navigate out of this position. After all, she does have Brayden advocating for her which can definitely help. She would need to push for Dennis if she wants to survive until the swap at this point.
Fools
Jared: He takes the number 1 spot on this tribe as he is working with both “sides.” He is serving as the perfect double agent for Danny and Shaad. Additionally, he is making the smart move of getting rid of an obvious duo wherein he was the third wheel of that alliance. He has a great strategic mind on his shoulders, but is it too early for him to show that off? Regardless, he has earned this top spot by avoiding the target cleanly and betraying his allies perfectly. Jared is definitely a contender for the winner spot as he has shown some excellent gameplay these past two rounds.
Danny: Danny has done well in avoiding the target this round as well. He seems to be more sociable and active than Shaad which is the main reason that he is not the one getting Jessica’s and Moth’s vote. Additionally, he was the one that brought Jessica’s and Moth’s pre-existing relationship to Jared’s attention which caused this flip to happen in the first place. Finally, Danny made an excellent move by pairing himself with Jared as this duo could be something fearsome to go up against in the future. The cards are being laid out for a force to be reckoned with and I am excited to see what Danny will do in the future.
Shaad: It is hard to tell if Shaad did anything himself to avoid being voted out, but, regardless, he did something right by aligning with Danny and Jared instead of ratting to Jessica and Moth. In fact, even if he does rat, he will still land himself at number 3. He is not going to get voted out here, and has an established alliance moving forward. And now that he is putting more focus on the game, I am happily anticipating what he can accomplish now.
Jessica: Jessica is being blindsided tonight. However, at the very least, she is not the one going. Her performance in challenges have helped her avoid the target for the time being. Here we can see that the boys weren’t inactive, they were just inactive with her which spells doom for Jessica if this tribe goes to tribal council again. Unfortunately, the boys found out about her prior connection with Moth. The only thing Jessica could have done was to distance herself from Moth at the beginning of the game, but that seemed unlikely since people were inactive with her. I hope Jessica is able to survive until a swap because it would be devastating to see her go so early.
Moth: There is nothing Moth did that landed them here. It was just an unfortunate circumstance wherein they are targeted because of a prior connection. Additionally, I doubt Moth is going to see this coming.
S.E.E.S.
Colin: With an advantage in his hands and him being the most popular bachelor on his tribe, Colin is quick to make allies and his allies like it that way. It feels as if everyone wants to ally with Colin. His activity in the earlier stages of the game have definitely born fruit.
Elle: Similar to Colin, everyone wants to work with Elle. Her social game is just that strong. Nothing much else to say besides what I said before, but the challenge definitely helped raise Elle’s standings in the tribe.
Anastasia: Similar to last round. Nothing much to say.
Jay: He is keeping out of the spotlight which is good.
Babs: No developments. Still viewed in the same way though has noticeably been less unhinged in the tribe chat.
Jennifer: Still the same as last time: seemingly inactive and might be targeted for it.
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augcst · 6 years
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Pitch Perfect 3 Thoughts
So just got home from seeing the midnight premiere. I’m going to give 2 perspectives: Bechloe related and Non Bechloe related
CLEARLY THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS.
So first, I’ll give my thoughts in general: fucking hell I typed out an entire paragraph and it deleted. Okay sum it up: it was my favorite out of all the movies. First; the plot was actually present and well put together. It was random af though, like I would’ve never in a million years guessed it had to do SO much with Fat Amy, but I’m not complaining. Fat Amy is the token fat character, but what I love about her is she owns it and her life doesn’t revolve around her weight. Her character development was pretty damn good. She went from being a 2D token to a 3D character. I LOVED her fight scene. I felt like she was a fat superhero and as a heavy girl myself, it felt fucking awesome to see that on screen even if it was for comedy. Like shes heavy BUT CAN STILL FUCKING KICK UR ASS without breaking a sweat. Her humor didn’t change but her character evolved and I personally loved it. Beca’s plot: AMAZING. I fucking love how they showcased her talent. They did well with her showing her absolute commitment to the bellas when she denied DJ Khaled’s initial offer, BUT they also showed the Bella’s undying support for their Sister. It made me so happy to see her achieve AND CREATE AND NOT BE TIED TO SOME FUCKING MAYO LOVE INTEREST ACROSS THE WORLD. She’s so talented on her own, SO amazing and it was really awesome to see her shine in the end. Chloe: okay as a bechloe supporter who knew it would never happen, I thought they gave her some justice. She had a kind love interest who treated her nicely and seemed unproblematic. She seemed genuinely happy and that’s all I can say about that. Random thoughts: Flo is my most hated character but they relatively redeemed her and I appreciate that. As always the two reporters (I forget their character names, the one Elizabeth Banks plays) are gross af but whatever. Ruby rose was hot as hell. I think there are a lot of important plots summations that get thrown into shitty “oh I forgot to tell you” one liners. Overall? I would see it again. It made me feel emotional, it made me laugh, and it kept me interested.
Bechloe POV: OKAY IM FUCKING PISSED Like heaven knows we were queerbaited to hell. Like there were like THREE interactions, the only memorable ones one being Chloe crying while hugging Beca in the end scene group hug and the boob grab which was fucking random and it looked like it led to another plot?? They would’ve done better to leave it out BUT THEY GOTTA QUEERBAIT SO GOTTA HAVE THE TOKEN LESBIAN MOMENT *rolls eyes*. If you go into this movie expecting anything more from Bechloe you’ll be sorely disappointed. I’m an avid bechloe fan and I didn’t even gay out over this movie because they SIMPLY MADE IT SO BECA AND CHLOE DONT INTERACT except for the token queerbaiting moments. Like fucking hell there wasn’t even subtext to grab onto except for the boob grabbing moments? and POSSIBLE jealously moments when Chloe interacts with her love interest and Beca interacts with the guy who loves her but it could just as easily be me projecting or be easily explained another way. So I don’t have much to say other than FUCK YOU PRODUCERS YOU FUCKING COWARDS. Love you Anna Kendrick, we know you pushed for it bb but you did have plot control.
So, these are my initial thoughts. Reply if you’d like, ask questions, etc. I’ll probably end up making another post or adding on with other thoughts.
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guccifloralsuits · 3 years
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Two things.
1. what dj Khaled refuses to eat lmao 🤣
2. Fuck you! I got Pikachu!
I was promised a rat and I don't even know what the fuck animal pikachu even is
NEITHER DO I SORRY HFJDCKJHGFCJDK u can retake if u dont like the result the first time i wont tell anyone
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xuleism-blog · 7 years
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hey demons, it’s me, ya boy !  or you can just call me amber. i use they / them pronouns, live in gmt + 1 tmz ( usually a cursed place because nobody is ever online @ the same time as me ... ) who seems to get eternally mixed up with simple english even though its my mother tongue bcs im dumb and would d*e for victoria song in a heart beat. here we have joanne the scammer but if he was chinese, xu lei ! for plotting or just general ranting about how much pain your oc brings you which im a pro ™ at , hit me up in the ims, or add me on disc*rd at RUDELOVE#5604 for a quicker reply. if you want me to find you first – just hit that like button and i’ll get to you and love you down instead. 
tw: drug use, shitty parenting 
lei is that guy who's like ‘i'm not gonna do it’ and then everyone looks at him kind of endeared because ‘that's nice’ and then five minutes later he does it. is he a hot mess? absolutely. he's gone through through his life scraping by based on decent first impressions and thereon after, Kind of Winging it ™. it’s what he’s used to. 
he's twenty-one years old, and you probably know him as an agreeable, good-natured, easygoing albeit pretentious art restorer working at the local museum in gwangsan, who occasionally guest lectures at the university and parks his ferrari up front ‘unintentionally.’ he used to be a little pretentious - but he's grown up a little ever since money changed his life for the better, and at least shaped up to be a semi-decent adult.
jk absolutely not he sucks. beneath the exterior, he’s actually a street rat from china who made it good as an art forger. never got the degrees he says he has, never did the job he says he did before this. he’ll tell you he's from beijing and you’ll relate it with wealth and affluence, not the opium addicted parents and having to live in a drug den instead of a home. when his mum and dad, who were also artists in shady business’, were caught dealing in exchange for drugs lei decided to pack up and leave once and for all. he's ended up in gwangsan via a friend, and been told to lie low for the mean time. but is he gonna? probably not my friend
fast forward a few years and a whole lot of won later, things with his family are pretty rocky. lei’s parents are trying to get into contact with him to bail them from jail and, to cut a long story short, he thinks jail is what She deserves. he kinda detests that he’s even related to them @ this point, he doesn’t know why he should be responsible for them when they never really fit into the idea of the 'picturesque' family with sturdy morals when he was doing drug runs for them at young ages. family is a rlly sore spot for him and he just dissociates when anybody brings it up. 
to brighten things up he likes art puns. has probably said something along the lines of ‘ if it’s not baroque, don’t fix it.’ casually in an every day conversation or if he was in the middle of a bank heist he’d be the one to say ‘ grab the monet and lets gogh. ’ tell him his puns are shit im begging u
he also sometimes tends to talk like dj khaled wherein he thinks he has a ton of haters and that an unidentified they ( nobody ) are out to get him. if you dont count police because yes they’re on his ass 
he dresses somewhere between glam rock and Lazy Asshole That Owns (1) One Leather Jacket and 100 cashmere scarves. he likes to show off - he's kind of arrogant and definitely means to be so? he’s super impulsive as well, and tends to say shit that gets him in trouble because his mouth is quicker than his brain. lei breathing is one giant recipe for disaster. don't be shocked if you find him roughed up or bruised it's his Aesthetic. 
lei is also really Really into his art. all the sleaziness involved with imitating famous art pieces aside, he loves it. becoming successful and rich off of something that he’s genuinely good at and is allowed creative freedom @ is great, since he was pretty awful when it came to the important stuff when it came to school. 
sexuality wise, he’s pansexual ! he's very flirty... kind of unashamed but never really takes anything he does with other people very seriously? he's embarrassingly romantic and fun to date if you can handle that he might love himself more. he would make u mix tapes and take u out to shows and bars and maybe use a fake name at first but it's a good time. it’d be.. an interesting story to tell. 
finishing off w this gif because its him to a tee :
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