#i feel like mr beast

[clownhonkbonk]

guys i put the tin can bros in a tin can

#i feel like mr beast #tcb #tin can bros #tin can brothers #joey ritcher #corey lubowich #brian rosenthal

[randomwriteronline]

"We had deluded ourselves," Vakama answered simply. His shoulders had risen and fallen with his words in a disheartened, resignated shrug as he had simply gazed forward, never tearing his eyes from them. "We had grown accustomed to calling them ours. But they never were. They had never been meant to be."

Vastus followed his gaze.

"They were never ours," the Turaga repeated softly. "They were Mata Nui's first and foremost - from the very beginning."

They watched in silence, for a while.

Discussions typical of these situations were still on hold, hanging in the air with their jittering inevitability as they went unspoken in awkward glances and weights shifted from one foot to the other, cautious not to shatter the careful filigree of new pain that only the inhabitants of Spherus Magna were already familiar with.

The Toa looked beside themselves in a distant, lost manner. They kept touching them as though it would have done something. It didn't, and they knew it wouldn't; but they continued.

"It doesn't quite matter whose they were meant to be, in the end," the Glatorian murmured.

"It does," Vakama said, but there was no emphasis in his statement.

"It doesn't," Vastus insisted. "In the end, if you feel like this, it's safe to say they were yours."

"They were not," again, without conviction.

The Matoran touched them too.

As if that would have done something.

It didn't, and they knew it wouldn't; but they continued.

"They were yours," the Glatorian repeated. He recognized that quiet anguish; he had seen it, on many faces, across many years. "It always hurts," he continued, though he had changed the subject somewhat, "To see your children die before you."

A wordless moment passed. Many hands, smaller and bigger, kept touching them, their limbs and chests and masks, as if that would have done something.

It didn't.

And they knew it wouldn't.

But they continued.

"I don't understand that word," Vakama confessed. He still did not turn away from the sight of the gathering crowd touching them as if that would have done something. "I don't know what 'children' are."

Vastus thought quietly.

"Younger beings," he explained at last, hoping it would make sense: "Little ones, or bigger ones. They can come into your life as easily as they can not, planned or otherwise: they start knowing nothing, aimless, confused and scared, and it's your duty to guide and care for them. You teach them what you can; you tell them who you were, what they never saw. You love them despite it all and they love you too, hopefully. You teach them and they teach you back, sometimes. You watch them grow. One day they might be bigger than you. One day they might be the ones protecting you. One day you might watch them leave, and it will hurt. One day they might see you die, and you will always hope it won't be the opposite."

"Ah," Vakama spoke.

They kept touching them, as if that would have done something.

As if that would have kept the protodermis warm, the muscle taut.

It didn't, and they knew it wouldn't; but they continued, because there was nothing else to do except touch as if that could have done something.

"Yes, then, I suppose," the Turaga said very softly, in an unsteady, wavering breath, the mechanism in his throat which gave him his voice creaking like a door gone unoiled for far too long: "It must have been so. Or something like it."

Among the many cruelties bestowed by the Great Beings, he counted the ability to grieve in a body that cannot cry.

#bionicle #vakama #vastus #death tw #random writing #(putting vakama through the washing machine of anguish) just like mr farshtey would have wanted #what is the context for this? i dont know. i just want these beasts to experience heartshattering grief #why vastus? bc ackar has been through enough and also i hc vastus really wants a kid so hes feeling the opposite and same feeling as vakama

[cuntstable]

you know how some anime artists online turn kinda ugly to mediocre guys into really sexy bishie yaoified dudes in their art? i feel like dio from jojos is the polar opposite because originally he DID look like that but the adaptions did this to him

#so nauseated. truly sick #applies to a lot of other jojos characters too ofc on the account of david pro artsyle sucking but i feel like its extra funny w dio because #like p3 has unquestionably the worst artsyle and dio specifically is meant to actually be very hot and sexy. but mr david pro went #’’um this rancid beast? no <3’ #jojo #dio brando

[echokelly]

okay so like im super stoned so lmk if im cooking or just saying absolutely nothing but I feel like we're kinda seeing a renaissance of mainstream youtube if that makes sense. like we've been living in a mr beast hellscape for too long, and now we have like the sturniolo triplets, jake and johnnie, tarayummy, sam and colby too doing spooky stuff, and like brittany broski is getting super popular too,,,, idk i feel like specifically mainstream youtube that everyone kinda watches is genuinely good for the first time in awhile

#im watching the video jake just uploaded with the sturniolo triplets and im having the time of my life #theyre just eating food in the car like guys youtube is back !!! #this isnt about like gaming and like “alt” circles on yt #theyve always been good (except mr beast gaming) #id almost include dan and phil cuz theyre being super prolific rn but i feel like they fall into the alt circle yk #i do like that jake and johnnie have like blown up beyond the emo circles and theyre like mainstream its rlly fun #idk man ive been having the time of my life on youtube lately #echo rambles #jake webber #johnnie guilbert #the sturniolo triplets #tara yummy

[yugiohz]

when katsuki finds out that his and deku's mom are a thing and he goes and beats deku's ass because why is he stealing his family <- deku is not at fault btw, real archaic powers (yuri) were at play here

#jokes aside i wish we got more info about this whole constellaiton like how close are they.................................................. #does mrs. deku call him kacchan too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #does mitsuki call him izuku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does she knows hes gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #she def knows deku is gay and used to like her beast of a son #maybe shes so mean to her son because he fucked up the opportunity for her and inko to become family #idk if gay marriage is legal in bnha town i feel like horikoshi wouldt give a fuck yes everyone can marry

[azeliashorridstuff902]

Guys I got high and wrote sad middle aged Shawn Michaels/ bretshawn menopause fanfic in my notes app… it’s gone off the deep end for me for real this time

#basically hbk and Bret r together and Shawn’s back hurts but Bret isn’t really being gentle w him at all #and Mr Shawn is worried that it’s because he’s not appealing anymore #also. #it is abo. #I am sorry #more to it than that but I feel like it’s already enough of a breach to share even this #my mind is a beast when left untethered #a cringe beast #it’s ok he can barely work a computer to the point that he doesn’t run any of his socials so he will not see this #and kayfaybe👆👆🙏 #someone pls let me talk to you about this #it’s low key genius let me cook #bretshawn

[lmk-vibes]

you're gonna have to explain the Mr Beast lore rn 🎤🎤🎤

So once when I was a small boy/girl I posting my epic youtuber intro onto youtube

I then went to school and some kid in my class came up to me and was like "You were in a Mr beast video!" And I was like "who the hell is Mr beast??"

Turns out Mr Beast was a well know youtuber who made cringe comps for youtube intros that I didn't know existed

Mr Beast's 30 second section of making fun of 9-10 year old me's shitty drawing and editing skills led to weeks of heavy bullying with people telling me to kys and threatening to come to my house ://

After a few years people stopped bringing me being in the video up (mostly due to changing names and such lol).

Sadly I was still very much affected by what people had said to me and had a hard time being 'cringe' (being myself) :b but that was the while reason I made this tumblr account and specifically my lmk.vibes tiktok account!

It helped me allow myself to be 'cringe' whilst still distancing myself from it, up until I eventually ended accepted my 'cringe' self (which is why I'm more open to being connected to my fonxien account :))

#sorry for the less story esk rant at the end #i always feel the need to bring up the effects that cringe culture and power imbalances have had on me #since alot of people are like “wow thats so cool!” and then i go “no! it wasnt !” #but lmk and fandoms have helpped me heal alot more and im doing alot better #still hate mr beast tho <3 djdjdjd #i hope this didnt get heavy lol #vibe talks

[labratboygirl]

howdoes this guy keep formulating the funniest fucking sentences

#like i hope he feels better soon but FEELING LIKE MR BEAST ????WGAT DOES THAT MEAN

[peliginspeaks]

Hallowrove doesn't want or need top surgery, but if they did then being a monster hunter really is the perfect excuse. What, these scars? Oh that's just from The Beast, you know how it is. The Horrors 😌

#hallowrove tag #mm yes little known fact about the Vake，it likes to leave perfectly symmetrical clean incisions on its victims #haha yeah i was lucky to survive. a miracle really #although with Mr Hearts around getting top surgery from The Beast really is an option dhfhffjs #i feel like it'd agree as long as it got to keep the tiddies afterwards

[anxiousdelinquent]

Think I finally figured out why Mr Beasts content makes me viscerally uncomfortable. It feels like gambling. Everyone watches, subscribes, interacts, buys his things in a desperate hope he'll throw some life changing money their way, but truly it's like buying a fucking lottery number. Millions on millions of people are all doing the same thing. The statistics are entirely stacked against everyone, but the hope and the thought that maybe, just maybe, you'll be lucky keeps viewers watching and coming back and interacting. Thats what it looks like from the outside anyway. Just some big lottery game, of chance and luck and disappointment. But the like 0.1 percent chance that you could win big makes people keep coming back. Maybe it's just me but 🤷‍♀️

#oh no axe is talking #Feel like I probably shouldnt tag him #Don't Want his fans getting mad at me for giving my opinion on howbhis content mskes me feel #I guess ill tag like #Mr beast critical

[mrs-bluemarine]

I cannot afford my own......... I dream of doing this to him

#feel free to use #or don't actually. he's mine. #i love you mr. beast #it's actually very ableist to not allow me my own emotional support weather micro #jay's bullshit #weather report #stone ocean #💙 / feels like i'm in love again

[purpleisnotacolor]

I've noticed lots of sucky ideologies that have some good to them frequently come paired with a second sucky ideology that cancels out any of the good from the first one.

Example:

Sucky ideology 1: it is immoral to be happy or mention positive things when you know of bad things happening, like laughing at a funeral.

There's sooooome good in this, because you're still allowed moments of happiness when there isn't a tragedy in front of you, until...

Sucky ideology 2: you have a moral obligation to constantly stay informed on all the bad things everywhere. (you must always be at a funeral)

Put them together and it's just immoral to ever be happy.

#I feel like the devil is hard at work making horrible philosophical ideas coated in sparkly candy coatings #so that they all combine until people think it's immoral to have kids give to charity help the sick be happy or even live #remember when people got mad MR. beast helped fund sight-restoring surgery? #like that

[toonfinatic]

I found out that theres a whole ass community in here writing MrBeast x reader fanfics

How am i supposed to use this website daily with the knowledge that somewhere someone is writing real life millionaire youtuber x reader insert fanfiction

#why mr beast...... #i cant #no hate i just cant believe this exists #ok maybe little bit hate i feel like fics about real people are... a bit... uncomfortable

[xomoosexo]

I love the idea that his mods just hate him and are setting him up rn just for the fact that it’s the most unserious and entertaining option

man like waking up and seeing that shit would be crazy. this is why dteam only hire their old european besties from when they played minecraft together at 16

#DISCORD SERVERS ARE EVIL AND NO CCA SHOULD HAVE THEM #LEARN FROM TUB BO! #im lowkey having a... kummy ache??? idk how to descibe it like i dont care sbout him that much anymore #but i liked his streams and mr beast stuff #hmmmmmmmm #idk how to feel #askies #negative

[slime-crafters]

I was in a dragon fight (yawn) but the dragon ran away, and he picked on me when I was all alone and separated from my followed, and man, could you imagine if more dragon fights were like that?

Like this dude is labeled as an Ancient Dragon, but it felt like a normal dragon fight, y'know? Until he ran off at a quarter health and came back with half health. Like imagine if dragons were fleshed out more toward that direction.

#skyrim #tes v skyrim #video games #gaming #i chased after him when he left but it was like he vanished #and then he poofed back into existence #like i feel like that would be way more intriguing than 'fuckin hell ANOTHER dragon :/' #dragon fights are what i do inbetween going from town to town to sell overpowered potions not gonna lie #(i have 200000 gold right now. skyrim's economy is FUCKED) #i am skyrim's version of elon musk #how cool would it be to give beggars 10000 gold after a certain point. like what if i was mr. beast in this game LMAO