#i find it very funny

[blushweddinggowns]

Idea expanded, Rockstar Eddie falling head over heels for Bartender Steve working in a high class club type of joint. He sees him working one night and thinks God damn, he's hot. I'm taking him home tonight.

Except bartender Steve has developed a significant distaste for celebrities and rich people in general because of getting cut off from his homophobic parents for coming out and the general bad way many have treated him at work whilst sloshed. But lucky for Eddie, Steve doesn't recognize him. And even though he started off in a trailer park, the fame has gone to his head a little and he asks Steve out with the full intention of getting into his pants and never seeing him again.

But oh no, would you look at that Steve isn't easy. And what Eddie thought would be a booty call ends up being a ten hour date around the city where he has more fun than he even thought was possible. Just from talking with Steve about anything and everything, flitting to parks and museums. And Eddie doesn't even realize until he's back at his hotel that they didn't even kiss.

And they go out more and more, and Eddie likes him more and more and he finds out where the rich people hate comes from. And it scares him. So he keeps lying. Like an idiot. And he tells Steve a fake last name, he tells him a fake job (which is only half fake because he did used to be a tattoo artist) and he rents an air bnb that he pretends is his own place. And the lies keep getting more elaborate to cover up more lies. And he keeps refusing to meet Steve's friends out of fear that they'll recognize him. And he really just drove himself into a corner here because he is absolutely in love with Steve at this point but how the fuck can you have a normal relationship when you are pretending to be someone else?

Turns out you can't, and Steve finds out the truth despite his efforts. But the twist is, he thinks it's fucking hilarious. After a normal period of What the fuck reaction time he gets over it. But never let's Eddie live it down.

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6/27 Edit: Welp, now there's a fic.

Two fics actually. The other is by KikiZ on ao3 which is great if you're not looking for an explicit fic! Because mine will be. It's also a bit more introspective than what I got going on, and also thus far, hella romantic.

#steddie #steddie ficlet #steddie fic idea #that i am getting too interested in #rockstar eddie munson #steve harrington #eddie munson #just...ideas #we're just talking #steddie drabble #steddie fic #i just like the twist of avoiding classic angst #i find it very funny #all that work and stress and axiety #just for your boyfriend to call you a dumbass with affection #it...intrigues me #if I did write this I think a one shot basis could work #in theory #just in theory

[blackbeardsslutstrands]

It’s so important that Ed wasn’t quite ready yet and it’s very healthy of Stede to stop immediately, no questions asked. I love this communication, HOWEVER…

STEDE WAS FUCKING HUNGRY, ED WAS KISING NORMALLY AND STEDE GRABBED HIS HAIR AND MOVED HIS MOUTH AROUND. YOU GUYS KNOW WHEN HE HAD HIS LITTLE TANTRUM ABOUT HIS OUTFIT BEING RUINED? SEXUAL FRUSTRATION. I LOVE THE IDEA OF TAKING IT SLOWLY, BUT STEDE IS

HUNGRY

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fandom #rhys darby #taika waititi #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #blackbeard ofmd #OFMD 2 spoilers #OFMD spoilers #I find it very funny

[aka-riverside]

love the hc that bebe takes marjorine shopping

bonus silly doodle

#they deffo get matching jewellery #i love drawing clyde as the most pathetic guy ever #i find it very funny #sp kenjorine #bunny south park #sp clybe #marjorine stotch #bebe stevens #kenny mccormick #clyde donovan #leopold butters stotch #sp butters #sp clyde #sp bebe #sp kenny #sp marjorine

[strawbubbysugar]

Bubby: starts writing not sun n moon stuff

Most of their fandom:

Bubby: starts writing sun n moon stuff again

Most of their fandom:

(I cant fucking make this gif bigger like the other one grrrgrgrgrg)

Thats my experience exactly hdgdgf

#ask #I find it very funny #I get it ppl like their blorbos! no hard feelings

[hibiscus-percy]

While I am working on some actual fanart for Hades, I feel it necessary to share my pfp of little Zagreus

He's just a guy that occasionally beats monsters to dust and loves his bf, a true bisexual icon

#hades game #zagreus #art #yes the nip was a necessary detail #i find it very funny #trying out a new watermark on my art #cause this acc name is diff than my usual one

[streaminn]

I CAN'T BEKIEVE THIS, MY FRIEND WHO BOTHERS ME HERE LIKES XAVIER,,

(she finds him interesting 😢)

#I'm jk btw idgaf #I find it very funny

[alliumdykes]

Can I be assigned a cat breed? :D

– Traos

Hmmmm. I wanna say maybe an Egyptian Mau. They just come to mind for you

#also fun fact! Mau is literally just cat in egyptian! #I find it very funny

[nsfwitchy2]

The salon manager wants me to start taking my own bath dogs - so I would make hourly and commission, because I would get all the bath dogs

But this also means I’d be responsible for the rest of their grooms, like brushing them out and doing their nails

And while I’m not SUPER eager, I don’t really mind that much either.

But for some reason the manager

Along with all my coworkers

Are under the impression that I don’t know how to do dog nails or brush dogs out.

To be clear, I very much do. My last job was entirely me doing nail trims and bath dogs so I know how to do all this.

I even tried to tell the manager this but she didn’t seem to believe me

So I’m just. Letting them think I don’t know how. Just gonna see how far this goes tbh.

#nsfwitchytalks #I find it VERY funny

[anindecisivespirit]

One of my favorite things about playing Arkham City is that when Batman knocks people out he usually punches them, but if they were already on the ground there’s a chance he’ll end up backwards…

…so he just drives his fist as hard as he can into their ass or crotch.

#I find it very funny #batman #dc #arkham city

[iron-mage]

Rob McCallum is posting old storyboards he did for Pacific Rim on bluesky to celebrate a decade since the film came out

and it reminded me I'm never getting over that the American mecha is just named a slur

#Pacific rim #i find it very funny #not many ppl know it's a slur

[tokkias]

“yeah but when do they fuck” i ask, about the fic that i am the author of

#mya's mumbles #i always like to ask this about fics i write where it is absolutely not appropriate for them to fuck #i find it very funny

[faintedincoils]

Is there a more ineffective character on weekly television than a WWE referee? By the nature of their job you'd think they'd be able to accomplish something during a match, but nope! They've been made toothless by the script. 🤷

#this isn't really a complaint #i find it very funny #quite entertaining #but watching them go all muppet arms #while two folks refuse to behave or stop fighting #it's just like my dudes #what are you here for #besides to be stripey and yell at the sky #wwe #wrestling #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #faint thoughts

[thatonegreekgoddess06]

I dont actually know how to pronounce Neil Cicerega's last name so when speaking about him I just call him Neil Cisgender.

#i find it very funny #neil cicierega

[nobutyesbutactuallyno]

Ok, hear me out

What if in season 3 they use the giraffes to go back to the boiling isles?

They've been using the "giraffes are demons" joke since the first episode of season 1, but what if at the start of season 3 they actually go to the zoo, Gus approaches a giraffe and is like "the all mighty giraffes, they've been exiled by Belos becouse they where said to be able to travel dimensions! So this is where they've been hiding..." Luz/Camila goes "oh, that, it's just a dumb animal" but then a giraffe talks and is like "sure dude, you can use our portal door/alternative traveling method to go home" and everyone is like :o except for Gus that goes first into the portal with a smug face

#idk if it makes sense #i find it very funny #but also #very unlikely #toh #toh theory #toh s3

[ceaselessbasher]

Ok I'm curious,

(if y'all could reblog in the name of science that would be great)

#i find it very funny #mogologue #poll #motorola #technology

[temeow]

im so lighthearted over text and in general 99% of thr time so whenevever im actually seriously ranting about someone my friends are always like "😨😨😨😨 even tem is mad oh no 😨

#temtalk #i find it very funny