#i got daddy issues galore up in this bitch | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

blorbologist · 1 year

Note

hello did you say something about a lotr style retelling of campaign one???? if you're willing please do tell

Hi anon - this one likely won't be written for ages yet, I'd be happy to <3

So it's a very amorphous idea (like my Filles du roi AU) because I want to reread the books front to back before touching the project. But the ghist of it is that it'd be a mythological retelling of Campaign 1 with a similar framework to LOTR - a book built from the accounts of a few characters and them getting accounts from their friends / likely flat-out imagining some shit (hard to get a Sauron POV), written in prose of Tolkien's style. Characters will sing beautiful songs mid-battle, the hearts of men and their like are fundamentally good, and etc.

Here's the thing: Scanlan is the primary author, here, so he deliberately exaggerated and switched up a lot for the sake of the story. It might actually follow TLOVM's plot more closely than canon, because it already does a lot of the streamlining he would want to do.

I figure he only publishes this in his old age - when only he, Keyleth and Pike are left - and the girls both think the rest of the party would be delighted by this story so they don't go out of their way to correct it. Also Scanlan clearly worked hard on it with all the prose, illustrations, poetry and songs - it's a love letter to Vox Machina. (Some sections are from Vex when she was still around, with notes she got from Percy's journals. Tbh half the poetry is his, and all the Celestial.) There are also probably contributions (coughcorrectionscough) by Keyleth and Pike.

BUT ENOUGH WITH THE SAD SHIT

The main problem would be finding the right balance of LOTR elements and nailing the writing style. But I'm excited!

My thoughts so far include:

Given this is Scanlan writing this story, he and Pike are the main characters, taking up elements of Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. Making them get separated and be present for the reclaiming of Whitestone (battle of Pelennor Fields, Merry & Pip) and their bond being pivotal to defeating the dark lord (Frodo and Sam. Pike doing the 'but I can carry you' thing <33)

Percy just... is Aragorn. It's stupid perfect for him: heir to an empire fallen from grace heavily associated with white and trees, hello?? Except all his names are part of his full name, not a host of aliases and titles.

Vex would likely be a combination of Faramir (ranger of Gondor, daddy issues galore) and Éowyn (I AM NO MAN, close friendship to one of the hobbits/gnomes, Trinket could be her horse). Both of them have a close bond with a brother that makes things absolutely heartbreaking. Except given she’s both Faramir and Éowyn she gets to smooch Percy-Aragorn, and their roles in the House of Healing are swapped (true love's crit).

Vax would likewise steal elements from Frodo (tragic bearer of the burden, cannot really go home) and Boromir :)

Keyleth and Grog neatly slot in with Percy as the Three Hunters. Grog and Percy n Kiki and Grog friendship time <33

Scanlan compresses the timeline so multiple great forces of evil act at the same time. Vecna is obviously Sauronlike, with a great evil land of evil. Undecided if the Briarwoods are Saruman (manipulation, sorta serve the great evil for their purposes) or Denethor (stewards of the white city, motivated by despair and in a twisted way love). Conclave could be akin to the Nazgul, or Saruman (Raishan namely, plus Saruman of the Many Colors = Chroma Conclave).

Look getting the balance Right between LOTR and CR and TLOVM is gonna be a bitch is what I'm saying, but taking some elements from LOTR would make it more fun.

Anyways apparently the theatrical edition doesn't include Éomer's cry of agony when he finds Éowyn on the battlefield???? Or Pippin looking for Merry amidst the corpses long after dark? I only ever watch the Extended Edition so im Heartbroken :c

Anyways watch this and think of the Twins (Éomer and Éowyn), Percy (Aragorn), and Pike & Scanlan (Merry & Pip):

youtube

#critical role #campaign 1 spoilers #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #lotr #the lord of the rings #OH SHIT I GOTTA GET TO THE LAB SOON BYE

25 notes · View notes

ichor-and-symbiosis · 4 years

Note

gonna respectfully ask ya to drop a bitch a link when you got this story out because i am living for the delicious revenge angst of this plot. good god ain't nothing better than punishing enji for his shitty decisions and making him face the consequences. we love to see it. am i projecting- maybe so, but i'm straight up vibin

i dont know if i’m gonna write it because it exists in its best form within the context of my oc and her personal journey. it’s got daddy issues galore and lots of problematic elements that i will get crucified for. basically this oc and her story is my major comfort source and i know the pitchforks will come after me if i write it all.

but maybe, just maybe, i might write some scenes from this enji scenario that are vague ... i dunno, gotta think about it.

#alison talks #i have an enji commission to work on if that helps #streikoneko

16 notes · View notes

wydmariana · 4 years

Text

hi my loves ! ur fav big mess dani here , i also play our hailey fc alanna heh ! i’m bringing back my bbyg mariana ! she’s my original wealthy character & i’ve had her for like over 3 years , i’m super excited 2 be playing her again & i hope u guys rly like her !!! i’m gonna put all the tea on her under the cut & if u wanna plot like this & i’ll come bug u , i rly always need connections n love plotting ♡ u can also hmu on discord !! @ 𝒎𝒈𝒌'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒆 .#1958

new york’s very own mariana cavello was spotted on broadway street in christian louboutins . your resemblance to selena gomez is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty fourth birthday bash . while living in nyc , you’ve been labeled as being stubborn , but also adroit . i guess being a gemini explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be lyrics scribbled in a notebook , gold jewelry , & blue nail polish . ( i defeaned a girl in a fight when i was 17 ) & ( cisfemale & she/her ) + ( dani , 20 , she/her , est . )

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡ 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔 :

full name: mariana marisol cavello

nickname(s): mari,

age: twenty four

date of birth: june 4th

hometown: new york city

current location: upper east side, new york city

ethnicity: half mexican

nationality: american

gender: cisfemale

pronouns: she/her

parents names: alexander hastings, liliana cavello

orientation: pansexual but she doesn’t like labels

religion: grew up catholic, undecided

political affiliation: democrat

occupation: singer/songwriter

living arrangements: lives in her own mansion in the upper east side

language(s) spoken: english, spanish

accent: american

face claim: selena gomez

hair colour: x (most basic/accurate/but it changes)

eye colour: brown

height: 5″5

weight: 113lbs

build: petite

tattoos: mostly selena’s canon, but x instead of the music note

piercings: x (both ears)

drugs/alcohol/sex: yes/yes/yes

pets: one cat, 5 years old, named sergio - x

astrological chart : gemini sun , libra moon , scorpio rising

character inspo : meredith grey ( grey’s anatomy ) , simone davis ( star ) , alyssa ( the end of the fucking world ) , carla ( elite ) , kat stratford ( 10 things i hate about you ) , serena vanderwoodsen ( gossip girl ) , jessica davis ( 13 reasons why )

pinterest board : here .

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡ 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 & 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 ( tw : abuse , violence , injury , sexual assault . ) :

ok i changed her around quite a lil bit so i’m excited to rEdevelop ! :~)

mariana was born into a seemingly perfect family , her older brother & her having been born heirs to alexander hastings , billionaire hotel & business entrepreneur , shark-tank cast member ( think kevin o’leary vibes .. yeah . ) & liliana cavello , legendary supermodel ( think cindy crawford )

she was spoiled bc they were rich af , so like she never NEEDED for anything , except LoVe :)

mari was quick to blow her dad’s money but did he notice ? no

she still is kjdfnsjdf

mariana was a happy child, but growing up in a household with her father quickly became toxic

she started noticing it when she was around 10

his yelling , his anger against her mother , the hostility towards the entire household

the relationship between her parents always had been toxic but now that they had kids it was quick to spread through the whole household

as mariana grew older and started high school , there were times where she would sit in one of the offices of her father’s buildings and do homework while she waited for him to finish so they could go home

at the mere age of fifteen was the first time one of her father’s co-workers sexually assaulted her in an empty conference room after everyone else went home & she’d be waiting for her dad

this continued for a little under 2 years .

this is when her behaviour at school started to get out of hand, she’d start skipping class, get caught smoking pot, talking back to teachers, etc

it went on for months & mariana suspected that her father knew and wasn’t doing anything to stop it

when she turned 16 & got a boyfriend , it started affecting her even more . she was struggling w being intimate bc of these things that were happening to her

which is when she eventually confronted him about it , in tears , in the kitchen with her mother

it resulted in a screaming match

mariana’s behaviour completely went off the rails after that day & she went to school one day & got into a fight with this girl who was taunting her

they fought and mariana’s anger got the best of her & she ended up beating the girl so bad that she became deaf in one ear

shoutout to degrassi for the idea Ok female sean cameron in the house

( i needed a secret for mari n i was watching this so i was like .. ok why not lol )

she turned 17 shortly after this argument and by some miracle ( aka money ) her dad was able to keep her out of juvie despite the charges that were brought against her

this is mariana’s secret!!!!!

anyway now , she doesn’t talk to her father really , at all . unless her mom ambushes them into the same room which sometimes happens jkfnsf

mariana moved out on her 18th birthday , still has a good relationship with her mom and brother & extended family

when mariana turned 18 was also when she started her career !! she started out as an actor in a few different movies

she got her big break when she starred in a ‘riverdale or like , grey’s anatomy’ type of show a few years ago prob when she was about 19

and that went on for 2 or 3 seasons before she stopped it to pursue music bc !

writing and singing and performing have always been Mariana’s passions & emotional outlet

anyway , she dropped a single while on the show & it did well so she proceeded to drop an album which also blew up

she is now rly successful w her music career and loves it sm , like it’s literally her dream come true ok

it’s the one thing that makes her happy

so yah , if ppl knew she deafened a girl totally wouldn’t b all sunshine n rainbows :/ hehe .

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡ 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚 ( tw : drugs ) :

mariana is very lowkey crazy

like she knows how to hide it but girl , it’ll come out

she can definitely be a brat , she wasn’t raised with proper consequences & often thinks she can do whatever she wants , has a bit of an attitude about it

she hates being told what to do

and will voice her opinion

she is also the most loyal & loving person you know , but the thing is it’s very hidden deep down rn . she is completely walls up , doesn’t wanna let anyone get close to her bc she’s a PUSSY

and like , she hasn’t worked through her trauma & probably never will

the only opening up she does is when she’s writing music

daddy issues galore over here

but she’s a lowkey softie when she waants 2 be

when she loves someone she loves fiercly !!

mariana . is a . party . animal

it’s basically all she does

like every night , her stamina is insane bc she can go out every single night until 3 am if she really wants to .

and she’s fun too , if she’s going out she’s getting WASTED

she’s the type of drunk girl to make out w all her friends

she loves cocaine, is most definitely an addict ( but who isn’t in this city ), tequila is her alcohol of choice, but she’ll drink anything you give her & weed is her creative saving grace

we luv a bitch who doesn’t care abt her health !

u will most likely find her in sweatpants and a hoodie or a big tshirt

she will dress up to go out & luvs lookin cute for paparazzi & career stuff

um , she listens to a lot of rap and just lays in bed w her cat smoking blunts

um n ya .. sad bitch vibes :/

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡ 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 :

i have a wanted connections page here & a wanted tag here !!! i need & want every connection so pls hmu ! like this & i’ll come to you .

#wealthyhq:intro #omg <333 #come plot w me pls

12 notes · View notes

ofbridie · 5 years

Text

maggie lindemann • twenty one • cis female / look, it's bridgette 'bridie' darlene easom from apartment 2c ! apparently she moved into moreau apartments one year ago and rumour has it, they can be quite idiosyncratic — good thing they’re also vehement, hey? i hear they’re the CYNIC of the building.

➳ hey angels ! i'm soph & i stumbled across this just in time to rejoin ! i'm rly excited to be here & hope u love bridie just as much as i do despite her BIG BRAT ENERGY. to sum her up, she's kind of a self-entitled weirdo. heavily inspired by the music of charli xcx & tove lo. loves all things creepy. she was raised by a mother who acted more like her SISTER. works as a tattoo artist / whatever other job she can hold down for more than a minute. she changes mood before u can blink. she has a MEGA guard up which could potentially be forcibly knocked down by those she's close to. she loves to play games, hates being played with - aka a TOTAL HYPOCRITE. has a pet gecko called gwen. her skills include coming across as a COMPELTE MARDY ARSE & SELF-SABOTAGING. there's a softness to her though ( deep deep down ) but blink & you’ll miss it. MORE BELOW THE CUT !

UPBRINGING

bridget was named after her great grandmother, but has always been known as bridie. she was the product of a one night stand & has never known her dad - aka daddy issues GALORE.

her mom was 18 when she was born & their relationship has always been more sibling-like than a mother and daughter

she was pretty much allowed to get away with WHATEVER she felt like, usually assisted by her mom actually lmao

pros: she got in trouble a shit ton cons: she grew incredibly close to her mom & sees her as a best friend

she’s always been easily manipulated by her mom, & always had to drag her out of trouble

now she's moved out she still finds herself having to clean up her mom’s problems for her & lends her $$$ quite a lot

she probably has some HALF SIBLINGS out there so if anyone's interested .. hmu

PERSONALITY & MUSINGS

➳ milky skin scattered with teeny tattoos. raven-black hair. perfectly manicured nails that could CUT a bitch. blasting music far too loudly through earphones. flatform sneakers. doe-eyed glances. oversized t-shirts & denim jackets. unmatching socks. a tiny scar under her left eyebrow.

she's like a lil storm cloud .. full of sarcasm & pessimism

lacks a filter & could REALLY do with developing one

a total party girl but surprisingly STILL a lightweight - one vodka-cranberry & she's gone

she's not the MOST reliable .. it's not because she doesn't care ( though that does somewhat come into the equation ) she just has the attention span of an ANT

she actually has a pretty big heart despite what you'd think.. she just doesn't open it up very easily

fiercely loyal .. kinda like an ANGRY CHIHUAHUA on a rampage if u hurt someone she loves

she’s a total FLIGHT-RISK, especially when things get hard or serious

despite her exterior, she's actually a pretty anxious person .. it's all one huge defence mechanism ? she's pretty hard on herself :/

songs that remind me of her include SECOND NATURE by STALKING GIA, THE ONLY by SASHA SLOAN, EVERYTHING IS EMBARRASSING by SKY FERREIRA, FREAZY by WOLF ALICE, SEX MONEY FEELINGS DIE by LYKEE LI, SHIP TO WRECK by FLORENCE & THE MACHINE, GODDESS by BANKS,

WANTED CONNECTIONS

➳ BEST FRIEND/S: the people she TRULY lets into the ' bridie shit show ', uncensored.

➳ CHILDHOOD FRIENDS: they've had to deal with bridie nearly their entire life .. poor soul ➳ GOOD INFLUENCE: somebody who tries to act as the angel on her shoulder ➳ BAD INFLUENCE: somebody who tries to undo everything her good influence does ➳ FAMILIAL: i'd LOVE any half siblings from her dad's side ?? otherwise COUSINS or FAMILY FRIENDS would be beautiful ➳ EXES: probably ended DISASTROUSLY but could have ended good too ? ➳ LOVE / HATE OR STRAIGHT UP ENEMIES: they just CLASH ; could be just platonic OR could be fwb / sexual tension .. wriggles brows

➳ UNLIKELY FRIENDSHIP: the two are complete opposites but something about it just WORKS

➳ THE ONE WHO BROKE HER HEART: her first REAL love, but it all went tits up for lack of better wording. ➳ THE REBOUND: somebody she slept with after getting her heart broken, and continued sleeping due to the comfort of knowing SOMEBODY out there wanted her ➳ CRUSH: somebody she's infatuated with but will never tell them .. probably BULLIES them to cover it up

➳ FWB: casually hook up from time to time, feelings could develop with chem

➳ TOXIC EXES / ON & OFF AGAIN: something continues to draw them back together again, no matter what is said and done ➳ SMOKING BUDDIES: goes without saying ➳ SOMEBODY SHE'S TATTOOED: also .. goes without saying

#moreau:intro #i'm so excited 2 be back hehe #like this to plot or feel free to hmu!#i barely proof read this so ? sorry #ﾟ+ 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐌 — 𝒾𝓃𝓉��𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃.

5 notes · View notes

lanadelreyforever · 7 years

Text

LANA DEL REY - THE COMPLETE UNRELEASED COLLECTION [2003-2017]

Hello guys, my PRECIOUS unreleased collection that I want to share with you is here! The whole LDR songs in order to A-Z. It contains 5 parts and about 1 GB. It also includes Best American Records, Yes to Heaven, Stairway to Heaven etc... Besides that unreleased covers are in it. I also added the alternate song titles. Here’s the list of songs:

● ● ● Unreleased ● ● ●

01 1949

02 Afraid

03 All Smiles

04 Angels Forever, Forever Angels/AFFA

05 Archtitecture/Best American Record

06 Axl Rose Husband/White Pontiac Heaven

07 Baby Blue Love/Will We Ever Do Right

08 Back to tha Basics/Back to the Basics

09 Backfire

10 BBM Baby

11 Beautiful Player/Hit With a Kiss

12 Because of You

13 Behind Closed Doors

14 Be My Daddy

15 Bentley

16 Betty Boop Boop

17 Big Bad Wolf/Wolf

18 Boarding School

19 Break My Fall/Valentina Stars

20 Breaking My Heart

21 Butterflies

22 Butterflies Pt. 2/Butterflies Part 2

23 Catch And Release

24 Caught You Boy/ I Want You

25 Children of the Bad Revolution

26 Coca Colla/Coca Cola

27 Come When You Call Me America/Come When You Call Me A.M.E.R.I.C.A

28 Criminals Run The World

29 Crooked Cop

30 C U L8R Alligator/Playboy

31 Daddy Issues

32 Damn You/American Dream

33 Dance For Money/Dance Money

34 Dangerous Girl

35 Daytona Meth/Hollywood Movie

36 Delicious

37 Disco/My Only God

38 Driving In Cars With Boys

39 Dum Dum

40 Dynamite

41 Elvis

42 Every Man Gets His Wish/Everyman Has His Wish

43 Fake Diamond

44 Fine China

45 Fordham Road

46 Gangsta Boy

47 Ghetto Baby

48 Girl That Got Away

49 Go Go Dancer/ Queen of the Night

50 Greenwich

51 Hangin' Around

52 Hawaiian Tropic

53 Heartshaped Chevrolet/Heartshape Chevrolet

54 Heavy Hitter

55 Hit And Run/Hit & Run

56 Hollywood

57 Hollywood's Dead

58 Hot Hot Hot

59 Hundred Dollar Bill/C-Note/$100 Bill

60 I Don't Want To Go/Black Leather Moonlight/Tonight

61 I Was In A Bad Way

62 In The Sun

63 Is It Wrong/Wrong

64 Jealous Girl

65 JFK

66 Jimmy Gnecco

67 Joshy & I

68 Kinda Outta Luck/Kinda Out of Luck/Kindness of Strangers/Born Bad Baby

69 Last Girl On Earth

70 Let My Hair Down/Dance Man

71 Lift Your Eyes

72 Live Forever/Golden Grill/Live Forever Golden Grill

73 Live Or Die

74 Maha Maha/Bollywood Hawaii/Maha

75 Making Out

76 Marilyn Monroe/Puppy Love

77 Match Made In Heaven

78 Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight/One Time Baby/Dirty Elvis Fantasy/ Moonlight

79 Methemphetamines

80 MidniteDancer Girlfriend/Midnight Dancer Girlfriend

81 Moi Je Joue/Moije Joue

82 Money Hunny/Munny Hunny/Money Honey

83 Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizzzz/Slow Gin Fizz

84 My Best Days

85 Never Let Me Go/Like Your Friends Did

86 Noir

87 On Our Way/Heavier Than Heaven

88 Oooh Baby/Are You Ready/Pants for You/Ooh Baby

89 Other Woman

90 Paradise

91 Party Girl/St. Tropez

92 Pin Up Galore/Monster/Roller Dirby

93 Playground/Another Lonely Day

94 Playing Dangerous

95 Prom Song (Gone Wrong)/Teenage Wasteland/Dreams

96 Push Me Down

97 Put The Radio On [Vers 1]

98 Put The Radio On [Vers 2]

99 Put Your Lips Together

100 Queen Of Disaster

101 Resistance/True Love (It Comes Once)

102 Ridin' (with A$AP Rocky)/My Bitch

103 Riverside (with Barrie James O'Neill)

104 Roses

105 Scarface

106 Serial Killer

107 She's Not Me/ Ride or Die/Ride or Die Bitch

108 So Legit

109 Spender (with Smiler) [Vers 1]

110 Spender (with Smiler) [Vers 2]

111 Stairway to Heaven

112 Starry Eyed

113 Stoplight De-Lite/Spotlite De-Lite

114 Strangelove/Strange Love

115 Summer of Sam

116 Super Movie

117 Take Me To Paris/Paris

118 Television Heaven

119 The End of the World

120 The Happiest Girl In The Whole Usa

121 Tired Of Singing The Blues/I'm Fucked

122 Trash Magic/Miss America/Trash/Trash Sugar Magic

123 TV In Black & White/Living Without You

124 True Love on the Side/Love on the Side/Head Rush

125 Us Against The World

126 Velvet Crowbar

127 Wayamaya

128 Yes To Heaven/Say Yes to Heaven

129 You & Me/You and Me

130 You Can Be The Boss

131 You're Gonna Love Me

132 Your Band Is All The Rage

133 Your Girl

● ● ● Covers ● ● ●

134 Chelsea Hotel No 2

135 Cry Me A River

136 Goodbye Kiss

137 Happy Birthday Mr. President

138 Heart-Shaped Box

139 Santa Baby

140 Smile

141 Some Things Last A Long Time

142 Summer Wine (with Barrie James O'Neill)

● ● ●

Download link: http://bit.ly/2vxR3FP

Pass: lanadelreyforever.tumblr.com

35 notes · View notes

wydmariana · 4 years

Text

hi my loves ! dani here , i also play our hailey fc alanna ! i’m bringing back my bbyg mariana ! she’s my original wealthy character & i’ve had her for like over 3 years , i’m super excited 2 be playing her again & i hope u guys rly like her ! i’m gonna put all the tea on her under the cut & if u wanna plot like this & i’ll come bug u , i rly always need connections n love plotting ♡

new york’s very own mariana cavello was spotted on broadway street in nike air force ones . your resemblance to selena gomez is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty fourth birthday bash . while living in nyc , you’ve been labeled as being reticent , but also kindhearted . i guess being a gemini explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be fishnets , notebooks filled with lyrics , the lingering smell of weed . ( i deafened a girl in a fight when i was 17 ) & ( cisfemale & she/her ) + ( dani , 20 , she/her , est . )

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡ STASTITICS :

full name: mariana marisol cavello

nickname(s): mari,

age: twenty four

date of birth: june 4th

hometown: new york city

current location: upper east side, new york city

ethnicity: half mexican

nationality: american

gender: cisfemale

pronouns: she/her

parents names: alexander hastings, liliana cavello

orientation: pansexual but she doesn’t like labels

religion: grew up catholic, undecided

political affiliation: democrat

occupation: singer/songwriter

living arrangements: lives in her own mansion in the upper east side

language(s) spoken: english, spanish

accent: american

face claim: selena gomez

hair colour: x (most basic/accurate/but it changes)

eye colour: brown

height: 5″5

weight: 113lbs

build: petite

tattoos: mostly selena’s canon, but x instead of the music note

piercings: x (both ears)

drugs/alcohol/sex: yes/yes/yes

pets: one cat, 5 years old, named sergio - x

astrological chart: gemini sun, libra moon, leo rising

╰ ˚･ﾟ ♡ BACKSTORY & ABOUT ( tw : abuse , violence , sexual assault . ) :