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bitedontsuck · 3 months
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uh oh
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nanaslutt · 4 months
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horny uraume thots,, mdni :3
au where uraume is your servant and they slipped up on something small, something insignificant. but instead of brushing it off like usual when they bow so politely and say “punish me however you see fit” you decide to take them up on their offer, after all, if they don’t get punished they’ll never learn, right??….
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so you’re fucking uraume into the sheets of your king bed with your silicone cock, the straps of the harness wrapping snugly around your hips.
uraumes jaw is slack and they’re moaning pathetically against the sheets, a pretty red blush spread across their face. their eyes roll back in their head each time you thrust your strap inside them, the solid head of the silicone abusing their poor g-spot.
“loosen up, you’re so fucking tight around my cock i can barely move.” you growl, your hand gripping their hair roughly as you shove their face into the sheets. and they’re babbling and crying “i’m sorry m-master-“ because they really are.
they only want to atone for their mistake and make you happy, and they can’t even do that? how shameful. “don’t be sorry, do something about it.” you respond, thrusting the strap inside them harder to emphasize your words.
and instead of listening like the usually obedient servant they are, they cum, allllll over your strap without so much as a word. just their mouth falling open in a silent scream before their thighs were pressing together around your leg between them, the slender appendages shaking and jolting from the intensity of their orgasm.
“cumming without my permission? i thought this was supposed to be a punishment, no?” you chastised, continuing to thrust the cock inside them, working them through their high despite your harsh words. “surely you weren’t thinking of cumming without me and leaving your master high and dry, right?” you ask, a teasing tone to your voice that uraume is too fucked out to hear.
“n-no master i can go again, p-please, show me no mercy.” they whine through the aftershocks of their orgasm, their voice sounding shaky and strained. “oh don’t worry, i wasn’t planning on it.” you replied, planting your foot on the bed to get better leverage, giving them no time to recover from such an intense high as you fucked into them with no mercy.
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delopsia · 26 days
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Thinking about how Rhett gets so overwhelmed with affection that he winds up chewing on you.
Carefully nibbling on your fingers when they ghost past his lips, holding one between his teeth, guiding himself up to mouth at the side of your palm. Toying at your collar when he's kissing down your chest. Hugging you from behind and teasing the thin skin of your neck or bothering the shell of your ear until you wave him off.
It's never anything more than a soft pressure, enough for you to feel the grooves of his teeth but not enough to hurt you. The scrape of his unshaven face is harsher than his bite, dragging across your skin with every affectionate nibble.
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saunne · 9 months
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HSR Theory - Bailu is set up to fail by her Preceptors
or "we may have an ongoing political overthrow attempt"
Okay, I'm relatively new to HSR but I've been going through lore pages up and down for almost 8 hours now and I need to talk about it.
I started by looking into Dan Heng lore (obviously), which of course led me to the whole Dan Feng + Blade + Jing Yuan + High Cloud Quintet etc mess... and you get the general idea. And there are several things that struck me as odd.
And these things make me think that Bailu, the adorable little Vidyadhara supposed to inherit the title "Imbibitor Lunae" formerly carried by Dan Feng/Dan Heng is currently set up to fail by the same Preceptors supposed to guide her.
A bit of Vidyadhara politics
Each ship of the Xianzhou Alliance has at the head of its Vidyadhara community a High Elder, a Vidyadhara who has developed "more draconic features such as horns and a tail" (Only special Vidyadhara can turn into dragons). They are responsible for the well being of their people (Source).
Those High Elders, when young, are tutored by Preceptors, senior Vidyadharas. Bailu is currently under their tutelage, while Dan Feng was tutored by a certain Lady Xuepu.
However, while the High Elders are the rulers, the Preceptors still have some political clout :
In the case where the high elder cannot lead, the Council of Preceptors assume governance in their place : "The Preceptor Council is a stop-gap measure for when the High Elder position is vacant or governance is untenable" (Source)
The Preceptors have the power to strip the current high elder of their name and power and elect a new one in their place should the circumstances deem fit to do so.
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Imbibitor Lunae
This title belonged to Dan Feng / Dan Heng before what was named the "Imbibitor Lunae Sedition" the exact details of which are still unknown.
After the Sedition, Dan Feng was captured, and his punishment was carried out: he went through the rebirth process and his subsequent incarnation, Dan Heng, was held in the Shackling Prison for a period of time before being exiled from the Luofu. 
This leaves the seat of High Elder vacant, and thus puts the Preceptors in position of power.
However, Imbibitor Lunae's position is particularly important within the Luofu, as they are the ones tasked with watching over the seal of the Ambrosium Arbor.
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Their mastery of cloudhymn magic (Dan Heng's shown ability to split Scalegorge Sea in half) is obviously an important part of that and Bailu showed some talent in cloudhymn magic : "since the high elder has already demonstrated her powers of calling lightning and commanding the waters" (Source).
Bailu's character stories also tell us directly that she is meant to inherit the position of Imbibitor Lunae : "Only after her coming-of-age ceremony will the Preceptors confer the title of Imbibitor Lunae on her."
So, what's wrong in this whole story ?
First Problem : Dragon Transmutation
Jing Yuang is the first to tell us about the "dragon transmutation", a certain power that Dan Feng supposedly possessed that should have passed to Bailu, but didn't.
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By logical association, we can assume that this "dragon transmutation" has something to do with the "Transmutation Arcanum": "It is apparent that either her dragon heart is in some way damaged, or the "Transmutation Arcanum" has not been carried through in full."
In the Preceptor Assembly Chronicle Fragment, it is said : "Our solemn responsibility is to confiscate the Transmutation Arcanum and the Orb of Abysm from Dan Feng to uphold the continuation of the Ichor Lines."
Ichor :
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The Vidydharas are called Long's Scion because they are their descendants : "It is commonly thought that the source of Vidyadharas' immortality is different from that of Xianzhou natives and Foxians. The Vidyadhara race did not gain immortality from the Plagues Author. Instead, as the descendants of Long the dragon, the majesty of the Permanence flows in their blood." (Source)
However, the two objects mentioned are important, because we learn their use in Bailu's character story : "All past high elders, after receiving the "Orb of Abysm" and the "Transmutation Arcanum", will re-experience the events of their dragon ancestors' lives in dreams. [...] Although such dreams tend to be fragmentary and difficult to understand or interpret, it is after all the only way our kind have of coming close to the Permanence."
Meaning: The High Elders can dream of heir ancestor's life, Long's life, tand thus come closer to their Path, The Permanence.
Also, there is another instance of "transmutation" present in the Vidyadhara's history : "Teacher says that back then, we could use our powers derived from Long to change the form of any creature, as easily as children playing with modeling clay." (Source)
Imbibitor Lunae is known to be a title passed down from generation to generation and there's a strong possibility that it's always been Dan Feng and his previous incarnations, given the statue looking very much like Dan Heng (March even asks if it's of our brother) that we see at Scalegorge: "High Elder Yubie, bearer of the Azure Dragon's legacy, spreading clouds and rain to bless all living souls. Unstunted by 90 rebirths, just as the Alliance remains strong after 300 years." (Source)
This could indicate that the goal of the High Elders could be to recover access to this power granted by Long (which could have disappeared with Long, which would have made the Vidyadhara's home world uninhabitable)… or even to transform one of their High Elder in a new Aeon of Permanence.
Second Problem : Bailu's Power was Sealed
Bailu's particularly draconic appearance is important, given that she has both horns and a tail. Which is an extremely obvious symbol of her power as Vidyadhara (Only special Vidyadhara can turn into dragons).
However, we learn that this power was sealed : "I have instructed one of our finest crafters to make the Dragonhorn Pilory to shackle her tail, to prevent a loss of control over her powers and a repeat of the disaster of the Sedition of Imbibitor Lunae."
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But if High Elders are expected to commune with Long's Path, it seems like a terribly counterproductive decision.
Third Problem : Bailu's Growth
Then comes the problem of her growth. As indicated somewhere above, the title of Imbibitor Lunae will only be entrusted to her by the Preceptors when she comes at age.
Except that Bailu is not growing :
"It is the same as regards my own health. It is now six or seven years since I first sprouted horns, but I have not grown taller in that time." (Source)
"Still no physical change in the high elder. She has not grown." (Source)
Which leads to the following statement : "The gist of my reply was that Lady Bailu is still young and in need of the assistance of the Preceptors." Preceptors who, as a reminder, are in power as long as the seat of High Elder is vacant.
This lack of growth is not considered to be of concern "as slow development is common among Vidyadharas", but I'm just going to take the opportunity to slip an idea. I'm sure you've seen Dan Heng's theory of de-aging rather than reincarnating properly ? I will make a post dedicated to this whole de-aging thing but one thing to say :
And if it was not Dan Heng who had rejuvenated, but Bailu who was prevented from growing up ?
Fourth Problem : Preceptors Monitoring
Bailu herself gives us her feelings about the way the Preceptors control her and we can say that she is not really happy about it : "I am sure it is because I have those horrid Preceptors watching over me all the day long. If a child does not get out to run about, how will it grow tall? Healers who read this case study, when will you release me? I am not some truly wicked ne'er-do-well. Why am I so closely guarded?" (Source)
However, there is one sentence that strikes me even more strongly as the Preceptors are deliberately setting up Bailu for failure :
"Are you trying to waste my talents?" (Source)
According to Jing Yuan Characters Story III and IV : Dan Feng, the most recent Imbibitor Lunae, joined the High-Cloud Quintet and together they accomplished many feats: drove out the Borisin invading Thalassa, destroyed the alliance between the Houyhnhnms and Wingweavers in the Abundance Axis, rescued the Xianzhou Yuque and defeated the living planet Ketu Mirage, becoming one of the most prolific Vidyadhara of his time.
While Bailu on the other hand seems to be guarded very closely, restricted to her activities as a healer with her powers sealed and the impossibility of inheriting her title unless she undergoes a growth spurt, which is still long overdue.
Final Problem : Preceptor Assembly Chronicle Fragment
I don't think it can be any obvious than that, honestly. It is said clearly in the text.
"Therefore, I propose that the Luofu Vidyadhara should temporarily move away from the rule of the high elder and instead submit to rule by the council of Preceptors, to ensure [Missing]"
"Xuepu's message rings loud and clear. She wants to take advantage of [Missing] being cut off to completely replace the High Elder position with the Preceptor Council."
"I am in agreement with you. The High Elder system is an outdated one, handing over power to a single chosen one. This has caused countless tragedies in the history of our kind."
So we have at least two Preceptors, Xuepu and Fenghuan, who actively wish to overthrow the solitary rule of the High Elders and instead institute "power to the people" (or in this case the Preceptors).
And with the power vacuum caused by Dan Heng's exile and the fact that his possible successor, Bailu, might not have been born yet/still a tiny child…
Yeah, I think we're seeing a discreet ongoing political overthrow.
Addendum : The Ten-Lords may be involved in the whole scheme (as well as Jing Yuan, which puts certain things said to Dan Heng in a whole different light)
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"The elder's voice is youthful, but it sounds weary and emotionless" : The term elder here could refer as a Preceptor instead of a High Elder since they are the "senior" Vidyadharas. I have the feeling that it could be the same people talking with "Unfeeling Voice".
Also, "if you can complete this I can assure you a seat in the council of Preceptors" ?
PLEASE.
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skylabrea · 10 months
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I was possessed.... I saw the update for 2 Arms Left and I was possessed to write this.... I'm not sorry.
Trigger warning for loss of limbs.
Free falling. 
He was free falling. 
His fingers were still numb from where he had touched Mikey’s and for a moment everything was a golden orange. And then he was back in the place of his nightmares from so long ago. Back in the cold, and the dark, and the weightlessness of no gravity to tether him anywhere. 
Why would Mikey send him back here? Why would- Floating blood and a flash of blue caught his attention and Leo quickly darted his eyes to see… himself. It was him, just as the worst moment of his life happened. The kid’s eyes were wide with panic and shock as blood and tears floated around him. 
Leo didn’t hesitate to reach out, to pull his younger self close and to wrap the kid in his arms. Spirits, he was just a kid. Had he been this small back then too? The kid was shaking as Leo held him as close as he dared, not caring as blood and tears covered the both of them. He pressed his hands against the kid’s shell as the kid squeezed his eyes shut, curling himself against Leo’s plastron. 
Spirits, he was so small. How could he be so small? Was this how he felt when he saw Leo the first time? The fear? The guilt? The horror? The protectiveness? The want to hold him close and shield him from the pain of it all but knowing that it was too late to save him from the truly worse pain. Knowing that he could only help in the aftermath and nothing more. He couldn’t give back what was stolen so cruelly, but he could save what was left and keep it safe. Keep him alive, keep the small blue flame alight and burning despite it all. 
Another golden portal opened and Leo pulled the kid closer as they started falling right through it. It was a horrible feeling of deja vu. Leo kept his hand pressed against the kid’s wound and kept him pressed to his plastron as the portal opened for them, dropping them back on Staten Island. Bringing them back to their family, back home. 
He kept the kid from hitting the ground as best as he could. He could hear the voices of his brothers, a lot younger than he remembered them being but painfully familiar.
“L-Leo?”
“Is he bleeding? Donnie?” 
“There’s… Leos?” 
The kid’s breathing was speeding up, as was his shaking and Leo quickly sat up as the kid screamed, grabbing the space where his arm used to be and curling up onto himself. Deja vu hit Leo in the worst way, the phantom pain of his own memories making him freeze for a moment as he looked at himself screaming in pain. 
“LEO!” 
“Guys he-” 
“He’s missing an arm.” 
The past echoed. 
DONNIE! You have a torch on that bo don’t you? You are going to have to cauterize it. 
Leo knew what to do. 
“DONNIE BO-STAFF NOW!” He shouted. The kid was still screaming and Leo curled his prosthetic hand to cradle the kid’s head. 
“We need to cauterize it Don,” Leo ordered as he kept the kid’s head from the ground. 
RAPH! Take my scarf, when the wound is sealed press hard!
Leo grabbed the scarf from around his waist. Heh, guess Peepaw was right about Leo needing this one day.
“Got the torch,” Donnie said shakily. The kid was shaking as he gasped and hiccupped. They needed to do this quickly. He had already lost too much blood. Donnie was shaking as he held his bo-staff, he looked so small as he stood there. 
“I… can’t do this,” He trembled. Spirits, they were all kids. Leo couldn’t make them do this, not again. They were all just kids. Leo held out his hand.
“Leo?” Mikey asked shakily. 
“I’ll get the torch.” Leo pulled the kid into his lap, pressing the kid close. 
“I… You’ll be alright,” He whispered as soothingly as he could. They would be alright, Leo would make sure of it. 
The process was quick. Leo worked as fast as he could without hurting the kid anymore than he had to. He felt the heat of the torch as he closed the wound as best as he could, then he wrapped the scarf around the kid, pressing the fabric to the wound hard. He didn’t put the kid down, not once. He couldn’t let the kid go. He could fix this. He wasn’t going to make the kids do this. They didn’t deserve to have to do this, not after all that had just happened. 
As Leo finished wrapping the scarf around the kid he looked at his face. The kid’s eyes were closed, hand pressed against the wound as small pained gasps left his mouth. It was like looking into a twisted mirror. The worst replay of the worst day of his life, except he was on the outside of it and watching it happen to this new Leo. This kid that was him and wasn’t all at the same time. 
Leo stood up. He kept the kid close as he walked with his brothers, the kid’s brothers, away from the island and towards the city. Towards home. The kid curled up in his arms, still gasping and panting with little pained breaths as Leo supported the kid’s head and shell. 
Mikey, please tell me the lair is in tact. 
Leo didn’t need to ask, he knew it was. Leo kept walking, his eyes far away and remembering this whole thing from a different side. 
There you go… Keep putting pressure on that… I know it hurts… 
Leo wanted to speak, to say the same words of encouragement that Peepaw had offered for him, but he couldn’t. He couldn’t get the words out as he just held the shaking kid in his arms. 
I- I’m sorry…
Leo couldn’t say a word as he walked, but he made a silent promise. To himself and the kid. He was going to be to the kid what Peepaw was to him. He would keep him safe and help him through this loss as best as he could. He would protect them all this time. 
He promised.
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@intotheelliwoods, the first time I saw this comic I was hooked and now seeing how it's grown I am just in awe of what you have created. Thank you for making this, I hold this whole story in my heart so dearly. ❤️💜💙🧡
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sortasick · 1 year
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stay with me ❤️‍🩹 / totally not a tragic kanetetsu edit
song is rosemary by deftones
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natowe · 1 month
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Crazy Ex-Grilfriend's "You do/don't want to be crazy" featuring Ed ❤️
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(i'm back on my pirate bullshit)
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hiddenstashart · 14 days
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originskey · 2 months
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It's the boy!
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batzyboy · 4 days
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Bruce Wayne has recently launched a cologne/perfume called “Legacy” - a tribute to his mother & father’s time on earth + the upbringing of Wayne Enterprises, a way of mourning and saying thank you, in a way. Batman wears it, the scent trails on the wind- it’s his token scent now- when people smell it in the air- they feel safe.
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suncaptor · 4 months
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Be really funny if taking benadryl is what helps me feel again when I took so many of them to not feel not feel not feel last summer
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deliberately-dee · 9 months
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ofmd / good omens crossover where the husbands stumble across lucius and he plays the wingman™ again and he's just like "ok Crowley I've seen all of this before *points between him and aziraphale* do make this easy for me cause last time i ended up in the bottom of the fucking ocean"
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clintbeifong · 2 years
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snarkspawn · 4 months
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the devil you know
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nothing-wrong-with-me · 6 months
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Stuffing a plush Christmas tree like I'm fingering that trussy.
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