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serenagaywaterford · 5 years

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random thoughts:

jsyk, Serena swam in the place my dog poops. I hope Fred stepped in it. Die Fred.

(spoilers obvs)

NOT. ENOUGH. JANINE. the only time i cheered out the entire 3 episodes was that one glimpse of janine.

I got to see my girl Alma though which was lovely.

OMG. Can... I just... that scene with Emily walking through the hospital was the dumbest fucking, most American stupid scene ever on this show. It was so fucking cheesy and absolutely 10000% unrealistic. Who actually thought it was a good idea? They should be fired. Or sent to go work on Grey’s Anatomy or something. Not even that shitshow aka SVU would do something as painfully cliched and cheesy as that. Firstly, this show is fucking stupid. Okay. If all this shit was happening, Canada would have got like MILLIONS of refugees. Seeing the cops escort some raggedy refugee would be common af. Maybe it’s the baby thing? Still, Canadians aren’t gawkers like that. We also don’t like embarrassing displays like that. It’s so American it hurts. NOBODY CLAPS LIKE THAT IN A FUCKING HOSPITAL. It’s a quiet place, okay. Also, why don’t any of these doctors have anything better to do? Anyway. I hated that scene so much.

Nick is so boring. So boring. He’s just a wet doughnut. I sorta liked him getting angry at June but also I wish I cared about anything he has to say. Bye Nick Bland. Good riddance.

Lawrence’s one liners? Funny. Lawrence? Disgusting awful psycho. I hate him sfm.

Fred? Also disgusting. I hate him 10000x more. Everything about him is repulsive. He’s so much worse this season. I hate everything about his entitled, poor me, manpain. I hate hearing about any of his feelings. Fucking die already. I found him interesting enough as an antagonist in the show before but no longer. Redundant.

Beth. Too good for Nick. Too good for this world.

Too much staring. I AM SO SICK OF IT. It wastes time. Is redundant af at this point. I’m bored. Stop it.

Moss... um. Honey. I love you but... what the fuck was up with all the over-acting? 302 seemed particularly bad. Like I just can’t take it anymore. Who directed 302? They should be fired too for making her do that. Also, lady from Transparent, what the fuck was up with her acting?

Luke is useless. Like, I get it. I get why he’s a huge damp sulkbaby but I mean. I don’t want to see it? I’d rather just not see him at all cos literally I can’t recall a scene of him not being fucking useless or ignorant. Or half-assing it. I want to like Luke, honestly. But I just... don’t. I love the shit outta Moira and Erin, and I adored Moira/Emily interactions. But Luke? Miss me with his manpain.

Once again, I hate Lawrence. He is no good. He’s so fucking creepy and gross. I do not understand why people like him? And I don’t mean, “I don’t know why people like this character.” I mean, “I don’t understand why people like this person.” As a character, sure, he’s interesting and revolting and does his role well. He’s even got some funny lines and Whitford has great delivery. I mean these people who LIKE HIM. As a person. They think he’s great and a good guy. I don’t get it. Are we watching the same show? He’s a great character and a terrible person. That said, he’s still a dude and I’m not about to say he’s such a great character that I want to know all about him. Nah, bros. I wanna know all about Emily, Moira, Serena, Janine, Alma... and June I suppose but we already have quite enough of her. I don’t care about Lawrence’s backstory or emotional turmoil. I don’t need his perspective cos I’ve seen it before, I know it already. It’s in so many movies, books, and TV. So, he may be a well-written character but he’s not a fascinating one. If we wanna dig around in the psyches of bad people, Serena and Lydia are far more fascinating cos bad women’s stories are so much rarer to explore in any depth.

So, June got her feet lashed to shit again. And then she’s just walking around like no biggie next scene? Did the writers forget the first season when June couldn’t walk at all? All I’m asking is a bit of a limp?

June going straight to the house that just housed the handmaid that ran away with June’s baby seems... well, like complete bullshit. Never.

SERENA ISN’T WEARING HER WEDDING BAND. She’s done. She hates that man and I hate the fact everyone is pushing her to just get over it. Fred... is horrible in literally every single way. Every. Single. Way. (And sure Serena is horrible in some ways, but not nearly the same ways as Fred.) I just want Serena to be free of him. I want her and June to murder his ass. Graphically. That is the only violence I want to see on this show in the future. OMG, I can’t actually explain how much I hate him and I vomit in my mouth thinking about Serena having to get back with him. Even if I know she has to in order to survive. Ugh.

UM. Okay, the “blood against the snow” bit was really interesting. I don’t recall Offred saying that in the book but Atwood brings it up often when talking about red. It was clever to include her own words, just like last season with the “men are afraid women will laugh at them...” bit.

But speaking of weird inclusions: Lawrence reciting book!Offred’s line about how easy is it to invent a humanity for anyone. It was curious they had Lawrence saying that to June, whereas it’s Offred in the book thinking that about the Commander. “He was not a monster, to her. Probably he had some endearing trait: he whistled, offkey, in the shower, he had a yen for truffles, he called his dog Liebchen and made it sit up for little pieces of raw steak. How easy it is to invent a humanity, for anyone at all. What an available temptation.”

My wife, when Nick showed up in 303: “Oh, this prick again!” Just out of nowhere cos we don’t talk about fandom shit. She has no idea the extent of my sick obsession with this show. She doesn’t know how much I loathe Nick lol. She’s completely casual and even she can’t stand Nick. Which is so lovely. And then when he was yapping about going to the front, she just muttered, “Hopefully he’ll die there.”

OH MY GOD. I HATE MEN. That whole Commanders meeting scene made me want to throw up multiple times. It started with the words “shipment of females” and just got progressively worse with every passing second.

Except... LMAO. June: *sees Fred at a meeting* Fred: Hello. June: Hey you see Serena? How’s Serena? Is Serena okay? Serena’s tough. She’s great. She’ll be okay. I love her. *proceeds to do the world’s worst cringe-inducing seduction* I think on some level even Fred knows it’s bullshit.

I love comparing June’s seduction of Fred to her seduction of Serena. They’re very interesting contrasts. She’s so painfully fake with Fred. And only sort of insincere at times with Serena.

Man, Sylvia is a dick lol. LOOK RICHMOND IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET ACROSS WITHOUT YOUR LIME GREEN CAR BLOCKING THE ONE MOVING LANE OF TRAFFIC!!!!!! Jokes aside... I actually really liked that scene of Emily finally calling her. That was touching and the closest I came to actually getting sniffly. Actually no. Traffic on Richmond is no joke. I’m not kidding. That was a dick move, Sylvia. LOL.

June saying Nichole gets her politicianess thing from Serena absolutely fucking slayed me. I don’t even care if she was emotionally manipulating her af, it seemed genuine in parts of that convo. TWO MOMMIES. June used her flashback!June voice at one point. Honestly, these two actresses run this town. You can tell how broken Serena is tho cos she’s oblivious to how manipulative June is being. She’s been aware in the past as soon as June does her whole “Say nice thing, bond over babies, ask for something” method and called her on it. It’s June’s only trick. It’s transparent af. And Serena knows it. Yet, she seems completely wooed now and not at all suspicious. So, when she gets her wits together again, I suspect Serena won’t be so malleable.

I’ve said a bunch of stuff about June/Serena stuff in my tag rants so I won’t repeat it. I just fell in love with it all.

PRAISE BE!!! We didn’t actually have to see a Nick/June sex scene. Behold His miracle! I was so relieved. And then... curiously they continued that love-theme-y music all the way over into Serena’s scene with June and that was not a coincidence.

I know people really like that Boomtown Rats song being the music to the fire... And it’s a jam. But... it’s about a real school shooting and I feel like that’s just a little... off? (Not to mention Tori Amos’ version is better, imo.) I mean, okay, I did some drama courses in university and I did a thing about that song so I researched it all and it just to me doesn’t fit at all. A 16-year-old girl shot up an elementary school. And somehow, call me crazy, but that’s completely inappropriate to use in this scene. I get female rage, etc etc. I get they didn’t want to go super obvious and use a song about burning houses. But considering how EXCELLENT a song they chose for 3x03 with that Roy Harper track you’d think they’d find something better for the bed/house burning. Not only that but the motive for Spencer was ... literally nothing. She didn’t like Mondays and thought it would be fun to kill a bunch of kids--which is the complete opposite of Serena’s motivations. It just devalues it.

I want more of Emily’s journey. This is the first time I’ve actually been interested in Emily tbh. And Clea Duvall is a treasure.

I want a Moira/Emily BROTP. Honestly Moira just seems like the best friend anybody could have?

WHY IS NICK A COMMANDER?! WTF????? Was I just not listening carefully enough? Is he? Cos I don’t really pay attention when he’s onscreen tbh and the wifey was like “Why’s this guy a commander now?” And I was like, “What do you mean he’s a commander?” Honestly, Nick is just like a piece of furniture. I barely notice him onscreen lol. Okay, this has nothing to do with my dislike of him. It honestly does not make any sense. We saw that other Commander only got promoted because his wife got pregnant. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY PROMOTE NICK? What on god’s green earth has he EVER fucking done well? Why the shitting hell would they promote a Guardian who, under his watch, has had one handmaid kill herself, another one escape/”get kidnapped”, wife cheat on him then get executed, allow a BABY to get kidnapped, the house get burned down????? All those things seem like Very Bad things and put all together seem like something that would put him on the Wall for being such a shitty employee rather than someone who deserves MORE responsibility. There’s literally no reason to make him a Commander. Just conscript him to the Chicago front. You don’t need a reason. He’s a grunt. Eye or not. I DO NOT GET IT. Fred gets demoted and Nick gets promoted? Nahhhhh mans. Not buying it.

So little Nick. I love it. I want zero Nick, but this’ll do. I’ll even put up with him being a Commander (LMAO) if it means he goes away for a while.

Lawrence calling out June’s terrible seduction technique (it is really bad), and calling Fred stupid = :}

OK BACK TO THE BURNING WATERFORD HOUSE... i cannot abide how SLOW June is ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME. Like, she shows up in Serena’s little pyromaniacal bedroom inferno and is like “COME ON!” and pulls her out of the room in what appears to be a hurry. Then as Serena and Rita are rushing out June just fucking stops and starts staring at all the smoke as if she’s on fucking shrooms. Then there she goes on her bullshit... Hey, bish, the house is literally burning down cos your crazy ass soulmate set fire to her own life and maybe you should leave. No? Not interested? Sure, stand there. Feel up the walls like I did once on MDMA. Makes total fucking sense. TAKE YOUR TIME WHY DON’T YOU? Why not? It just reminded me of 2x13 when Rita was saying “You gotta leave NOW!” and June just took it upon herself to carve a bunch of shit onto the wall for no goddamn reason.

OKAY. I WAS RIGHT. The other night when I was like, “I think I know that beach.” I do know that beach!!! My dog likes to take dumps right where Serena was. (I clean up after him, don’t worry.) I can point out that beach on a map if you want. There are also heroin needles and ticks in the bushes. There is literally a water treatment plant 200m away. I go swimming exactly where Serena was and once a dead fish floated by and I had to wrestle my dog away from it. I have been swimming there a lot. It’s nice in the summer. HOWEVER, poor Yvonne in her drysuit doing that in fucking November or whatever. This lake is fucking cold even in summer sometimes lmao. Like, I’ve spent so many hours right in that spot... cos well, I used to live right up the road so duh. Of course now that I don’t live there now and it was winter so why would I take my dog swimming, that they decide to film there. OF COURSE.

Speaking of filming, not that anyone cares, they were at the St Lawrence Market at one point. It was so obvious. Wasn’t really paying attention to any of the other locales tbh. If I watch again and pay attention I prolly could pick out a few more but honestly the only person that entertains is myself.

I still can’t believe Serena was being reborn on dogshit/dead fish beach.

#spoilers #no tags cos i don't want it in search

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j4nn4s · 5 years

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1, 3, 5, 11, 14 & 19 🥰

thank u miss anon !!

(im gonna consider skam, skam nl, skam austin, skames and druck (and euphoria bc why not i luv n miss her) for these btw !!)

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

the only one i cld Rlly think not rlly liking or caring for would be rue/lexi in euphoria bc bro WHYYY yall just dont want rue and jules together and rue and lexi kissed Once when they were 14 i get it ...... yall are starved and bitter huh ! (btw im kiddin i jus think its funny ok im nice i PROMISE oeifjoijqwoi)

3. Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?

LMAO YESSSSSSSS Ewoijeqioj idr if i refollowed them (i think i did?) but someone said that skamfr s3 was the best skam remake season and i had to Go ... like its ok but its not even in the top 5 best skam remake seasons imo ...

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

yes honestly probs davenzi ....... i think bc theres a lot of ppl in the druck fandom and it was an evak season they sort of got overhyped and lowkey the season as a whole too .... i watched in real time and they were Fine but i think ppl overhyped any little interaction they had esp bc they rlly didnt interact that much in their season

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

ig ppl started rlly disliking jules (euphoria) after the last episode but i still rlly like her im biased qwiojeqowijq and im sure once drama happens with noor and robbe everyone will turn on noor but i cant help it i think itll take a LOT to have me hate noor omg i love that bitch oops !

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

its honestly soooo sad to see ppl hate on julie sm in the remakes fandoms ... i think ppl too often take for granted just how great of a storyteller she is and how lucky we are to have her mind in the teen genre like she really is doing things that no other show or network has attempted before and thats insane ... the format we love sfm is (yes originally an nrk thing but) smth she has perfected as well as writing for it and AAAAA still so hype for her hbo show like holy Shit

19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

how pessimistic we get diowejqioj i think bc we are so used to seeing things in slices and clips we forget that it is only a part of a single episode and that there are numerous other episodes too oqijiqo like with any other show u see more of the bigger picture at once but bc we see it in smaller chunks we gets impatient and literally criticize every scene bc thats how we receive it but it kind of creates a culture of pessimism and constant negativity instead of going w the flow and seein where a show takes us

#THANK U ANONNNN ILYYY #peep answers #Anonymous

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angrylizardjacket · 5 years

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not a prompt or anything just wondering what ash and roger (AYDTD timeline, HS!au and present time) will be doing for valentines or if they even celebrate it??? i’m re-reading AYDTD and this just came to mind i love these two sfm 😩

this is so cute omg

AYDTD: Ash hadn’t been expecting anything, valentine’s has never been a big deal to her and roger’s of a similar opinion, even so she finds a bag of hilariously misspelled and dirty candy hearts, and she treats herself to a new set of lingerie (”honestly it’s more of an excuse to buy a cute bra, but i’m glad you like them”) and roger comes home after rehearsals with chinese food from their favourite take out place near the studio and a bunch of roses; it’s nothing too fancy but it’s cute and it’s just a little bit special.

AYDTD-Present: they actually take a small vacation to get some time alone out of the public eye, especially after the release of BoRhap. Valentine’s falls in the middle of Awards season and Ash is usually swamped making outfits for celebrities, so Valentine’s is the one day (sometimes two) that she lets herself relax. They watch movies in bed, get dinner at a stupidly expensive restaurant, and ash still finds a bag of dirty candy hearts for roger every year.

HS!au: They technically aren’t together yet, but let’s just say they are for the sake of the exercise; ash goes to oscar for advice which isn’t helpful because his advice is always stuff that could only happen in a john hughes movie. roger makes another dick sculpture but this time with a hole to let the air to escape and he’s sort of proud of it but also knows that ash will hate it, and she definitely almost smashes it over his head, but he tells her it’s specifically for smashing and she’s delighted. she’s the one to suggest they get take out and go to the drive in that night.

#call and response #ash x roger #Anonymous

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dream-fighter · 5 years

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Johnny's Countdown 18-19 Thoughts in Order

- ……Who? - Oh KAT-TUN… I can’t even make fun of you at this point, but I *can* say that at least y'all are making more money than Meisa Kuroki’s baby daddy - H!S!J, my kids that made me feel weird when they debuted but grew on me after getting past 20 and moving out of my house - Arashi is… Arashi lol - A.B.C-ZZZZZZZZ STUNT ON THESE HOES WITH YOUR BACKFLIP - OMG Pi. These struggle vocals are just SAD, even for you. -Kanjani stay being the drunk uncles at the holiday cookout lmaooo - Are… Are Tegoshi and Masu trying to out-Mariah Carey each other? - Johnny’s WEST stays being cute so I can’t say anything shady lol - OMG WHERE DID THAT SEXY ZONE KID FALL INTO?! WHY ARE NONE OF THE OTHER MEMBERS FAZED?!?! - YASSSSSSS V6!! LOOK AT THESE FLAW FREE UNCLES. HEAR THEM GIVING Y'ALL FLAW FREE LIVE VOCALS. LOOK AT KEN NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE AGREEING ON A COLOR THEME FOR THEIR SUITS AND HE WENT THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. WE STAN A QUEEN.

- Oh man… Taichi being alone is so sad. - Fuuuuuuck, the “Tackey & Tsubasa final stage” mention right into the KinKi Kids cover with neither of them there. I’m not ready for this. 😢 - OK Paradise Ginga makes up for this because THE SKATES AND ACRO - Why was this not just a Tainocchi solo? Kame and Pi weren’t needed lbr. - THE HIGASHIIIIIIII. THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. I thought he was gonna be like out on a gondola in Italy with his fab wife celebrating New Years but look at him. Blessing us again with his presence. Putting all the Jrs to shame by dancing better than them at over double their age. We peasants are not worthy. - SMAP songs should be banned from all post-breakup countdowns. - Of cooooourse you get on the moving carts for MUSIC FOR THE PEOPLE. Y'all just don’t want Sakamoto to upstage you with his leg lift (who, by the way, was fucking adorable in the boar headband). - This recording cuts at the TOKIO cover straight to Matchy’s set and I’m again at mixed feelings. - …. I could’ve done without Matchy. Sorry, Okada. - Zukkoke Otokomichi stays being a bop! - I WILL NEVER NOT CRINGE WHEN YASU SHOWS UP AND I’M NOT PREPARED (NGL it looks like he’s trying to hard carry K8 as a Subaru 2.0) - Give Me Love def could’ve been a KAT-TUN song. HSJ doing Keep the faith tho? Nah. - WHO OKAYED THIS FREDDIE MERCURY COSPLAY? SOMEONE COLLECT THESE CHILDREN. - Oh hay, the Sexy Zone kid made his way back from the stage black hole! XD - I stand by weeeek should’ve been a V6 track. - God damn it, now I’m obligated to respect KMF2 in 2019 for doing TAKE ME HIGHER on skates. - Aaaaaand I see the Baka Kyoudai just had to make an appearance lololol - They gave them K8’s weakest single??? How dare you do A.B.C-Z this dirty. - … WHO??? - Ah, Arashi are here and actually doing a song I like (Happiness)! Sho can stop yelling tho. - HOOOOOOLY SHIT THEY BUSTED OUT THE KANSHA KANGEKI AME ARASHI. My old soul left my body.💀 - NOOOOOOO, I’M NOT READY FOR THE TxT FINAL PERFORMANCE. THIS OVERTURE SOUNDS LIKE THEY DIED. - Tsubasa coming out clutching his chest was enough to make me shed a tear. I hate this sfm… - Four Tops! With Toma!! They resurrected Four Tops from the grave!!! FOUR 👏TOPS 👏 AS 👏 BACK 👏 DANCERS 👏 - Venus with all the Johnny’s holding Tackey & Tsubasa uchiwas has sent me over the edge. - All the younger Johnny’s dancing to Yume Monogatari because you know they all had to learn and perform it lord knows how many times. THEIR IMPACT. - That’s it?! This should be longer. Where X ~DAME~? Ho! SUMMER?? Samurai??? - I was about to start bawling when the sempai came out to greet them but then Koichi rolled up with Tsuyoshi on his suit I fucking can’t rn. - I can’t tell if Toma and Ken were crying… which is probs a good thing cuz I can’t be crying anymore. - Thank you for everything, Tackey and Tsubasa (I still think they did my boo dirty). This is another end of an era. - YOU CAN’T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER WITH CAN DO! CAN GO!

#johnny's countdown #v6 #arashi #tackey and tsubasa #kanjani8 #kinki kids #johnny's #johnny's west #news je #a.b.c-z #literally no one cares carolie #jpop #jcd #jcd 2018

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pinkletterday · 6 years

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The Flash 5x4!!!

I am HYPED, you guys! FINALLY WE FIND OUT WHAT'S UP WITH MOMMA AND BABY.

Whatever it is Im going to deeply empathize with and love both of them.

Idk who this stupid af bitch is running straight into a blazing hail of fireballs and trying to take selfies but I hate her.

Iris. Iris. Baby. Hahahahaha Nora knows what a disaster her Mom is in the kitchen. I love you sfm Iris.

Hey Nora this version of your Mom just met you so hold back on the teenage sass, okay?

Ok this isnt funny anymore my heart is aching for Iris.

Young lady sit back down and eat that breakfast your Mom made for you.

"Make you a banana" lmaoooo this is why Barry does all the cooking. Gawd I love the domesticity.

I love that Iris can't cook. It just adds to her perfection. I guess I really am a fool in love, huh?

Oh God this guy. Shut up shut up shut up. Did this buffoon just call Cisco Ramon not brave???

I wish Ralph would take the lead here. That's right, I like Ralph now. This season is magic.

I would find this softball thing adorkable and hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that Barry is literally the Flash. It doesn't make a lick of sense. Would have been much more interesting if Barry had turned into a star athlete overnight and everyone just boggled.

Otoh it provides an interesting (read: hilarious) look at their dynamic growing up. Their different dorknesses cancel each other out.

I am irked. Why is the Flash a hopeless athlete? HE CATCHES KNIVES OUT OF THE AIR. How does he just switch off his co-ordination?

Kinda nice seeing all the ladies together like that though. Cecile is a gift.

NORA IS A GAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE HAVE A BABY QUEER IN THE HOUSE aaaaaand you are seriously trying my patience here. Be rude to your mother one more time. See how that goes.

Oooh Momma Bear is on the case! *hearteyes*

See, Baby Giraffe is already better at this than The Fraudulent Frenchie.

I hate to say it but based on that lumberjane chic I think we have another queer in the house. But this one we don't want.

Loool "like her size extra small". I hate to say it but thats a way better reason for her codename than "excess" ugh.

No it was different because she never knowingly put the people she was writing about in danger you asshat. God I wish you weren't so pretty.

Another black man wrongly accused. What up, America.

...Joe what. You guys. Jesse Martin looks bad. IS HE OKAY I AM SERIOUSLY CONCERNED.

Momma coaching Baby through speedster things! Because Barry taught her that one time she was a speedster. I can't handle this. My heart.

She FINALLY thanked her! Iris's smile.

My girls. I can't.

OMG SOMEONE REMEMBERS EARLY EDITION! I loved that show!

Also. Iris West, ace reporter, always better than fake hoes. Watch and learn, padawan.

Am sad we're not getting any Cisco Ramon. I hope Carlos is enjoying his mini-vacay. Otoh, I really like that Caitlin is included in the West-Allen circle this ep.

I wonder why Nora doesnt call Cait and Cisco Aunt and Uncle. They must be the godparents.

It's okay Ralph. Some leads don't pan out. If Shitloque was an actual detective he'd know that.

But I love that the heroes of Central City can walk around in public and interact freely. Oliver's team would need to break in and scare the bejesus out of some poor unsuspecting sod.

NORA IS A DISASTER LESBIAN CONFIRMED. Or probably a disaster bi like her Dad. I AM LOVIN' THIS.

THAT MOMENT WHEN THE PENNY DROPS FOR BARRY THAT HIS DAUGHTER IS A GAY LMAOOO

Fuck I love that Iris never even blinked when Nora said Spencer was cute. She probably sussed it way before. I love you Momma West-Allen.

Oh no oh no I was right. Iris pulled a Joe West. Goddamn it. I mean I get why, I get how traumatized and scared she must have been but IRIS NO YOU DON'T LIE TO YOUR CHILDREN TO PROTECT THEM. Remember how you felt when your Dad did that to you?

I am legit heartbroken, you guys. I really wanted to be wrong. I blame Joe West's goddamn patriarchal shitty parenting for perpetuating this cycle of lies.

I swear to God if this show tries to justify lying and manipulating your kid again I'm going to give up on it. It's triggering as all fuck (I still havent recovered from S1 and 2) and I need Iris to be held accountable when she fucks up, not let her turn into another Fefe who can do no wrong.

Jesus Christ Iris, trying to force a conversation with Nora by invading her privacy and ignoring her need for space is not okay. BOUNDARIES, girl.

Oh okay but she's holding herself accountable thank fuck. I mean, Barry's right she can't be blamed for what she might do in the future but IT'S STILL WRONG.

I was actually shaking. Friendly reminder that survivors of parental abuse and manipulation are also watching this show, some of us with CPTSD.

"What if my Dad did something like that to you"?? Er. Iris? Remember when he lied to you for twenty years about your mother being dead and you didn't talk to him for six months?

Oh here we go. You've stood there like a gormless beanpole for three episodes without so much as trying to intervene Barry and this is how you choose to comfort your wife. Not "yes, it's a bad thing and we can't know what led you to the choices future you made but in the here and now you know not to. We can learn from the future and make different choices, Iris."

PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT, CAITLIN.

...I just meant for frightening Caitlin, but he actually wants to be punched?

Ooooh that was satisfying! Pretty sure her form was all wrong but can't argue with the results.

I love how fucking competent Iris is??? She knows how to use the entire STAR Labs tech arsenal. Although that Vibe device kinda defeats the whole purpose of breechers. It's like if they had a device lying around that could give just anyone super speed.

Not sure how Spencer thinks XS can kill Flash. One's a n00b and the other is veteran.

Wait, Baby Flash can do what now?

I don't like that they had to dumb Barry down so much to give Iris a chance to shine. A couple can both be competent at the same time! It's called being a power couple! Not one-half Idiot Ball couple!

So her phone got powers? Huh??

Ah yes. Dark Matter. More multi-purpose than Quantum.

Okay cool Ralph is getting his due. "Less right" LOL

"That puts meta-human powers in the hands of anyone" kinda like having a Breeching device, no?

We have meta-humans, meta-phones, meta-daggers (a tech dagger??) HOLY SHIT WHAT IF THE DARK MATTER HIT A HOME DEPOT?? How many people now have meta-vacuum cleaners? Meta-dishwashers?? Meta-can openers??

Oh God. No. Not this.

No. You do not lie and manipulate your kids to protect them. You do not do that. Love is no justification.

Don't Barry don't. Stop stop.

I can't watch this. FUCK YOU.

FOR GOD'S SAKE SHE'S CRYING AND SHAKING YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO COMFORT HER AND MAKE HER FEEL SAFE NOT STAND ON YOUR PILE OF BULLSHIT WITHOUT GIVING A FLYING FUCK.

No, cry all you want. I have no sympathy for either one of you callous asshats. You fucking destroyed that girl. Fuck Joe West for having raised you to think this way.

Yeah no Joe West is not who you want to go to in these matters, Nora.

I don't even care about Cicada anymore.

I should have known this show would never get any less gross.

Look, I was fully prepared to be sympathetic to Iris, traumatized, alone and single mother to a meta-child in a dangerous world to have made some bad decisions. And I do empathize. But I wasn't prepared for present-day Barry and Iris to justify and rationalize that shit. I thought they were going to say "That was a bad thing your Mom did. I'm sure she thought she was protecting you but she may have lost sight of how much it hurts to have your choices taken away from you. But I'm not that woman, Nora. I know I could never bear to see you hurting like this. I can still make better choices. Please give me a chance?"

Not "No I am your Mom and everything I do is right and good because I love you, I'm sorry if you feel hurt about it but them's the facts."

They did this when Barry and Joe lied to Iris all through S1, when Joe lied to Iris about her mother. This show is still all about apologia for lying and manipulation because LOVE AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND TO PROTECT YOU BY DISRESPECTING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND TAKING AWAY YOUR AGENCY.

Parental love is not a justification. Most abuse takes place at the hands of parents who really believe they're doing it for their children's protection. Please never say "your parents have every right to hurt you to protect you because they love you". Do you even care at all.

I'm not okay. Gonna take a break from fandom for a while. Can't deal with people taking Iris's side to protect their Westallen feels. Fuck both of them.

I'm posting this but please don't engage me to argue about it. Massively triggered.

#this started out so good #why did they do this #fuck westallen #my heart is breaking for nora #fuck this whole damn show #the flash #5x4 #liveblog

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shamelesssimaginesss · 6 years

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headcanons for if mickey and ian had a daughter? (love your blog!)

Thanks for liking the blog

the best otp ever

also a little short, but here you go

Mickey gets his shit together for this kid mkay

he’s trying to raise Yevgeny with Lana but he wants to have his own damn family with the man he loves

Ian is all for it

he’s fine and taking medicine and he has a stable job so there’s no reason for either of them to worry about it

They get a little girl after they move out to a place in between both the Milkovich’s and Gallagher’s house

Mickey is still going out and doing his jobs but he never gets caught and he brings in money to spoil their little girl

he eventually stops and gets a real job so he never has to worry about going to jail because he would hate to leave Ian and their little girl

they spoil her so much

everyone spoils her omg

she’s just a cute little baby that can’t even walk but she has more toys than either of them did while growing up

Mickey wants to give her everything he didn’t

including two loving fathers

i cry oh my god

so Mickey takes her to the grocery store every week and she couldn’t give a shit about what’s going on around her, she just stares up at him the whole time

and Mick is so in love with her like oh my god look this is my little girl

Ian never shuts up about her honestly

everyone at work is like “so when are we gonna meet the little one?”

and he’s so excited because they actually want to see her

So he calls Mick while he’s off and they don’t have a call at the moment

Mickey walks in with her and they kiss and a few of them are losing their shit

like Ian is openly gay, but he won’t tell anyone if they don’t ask

so a few of his coworkers didn’t know that he was gay with a kid and they were just so shook

everyone loves her

Lip comes over all the time to love on her and spoil her

Ian brings her to the Gallagher house all the time too and Liam and Carl love her sfm

Franny and Yevgeny and their little girl have play dates don’t fight me on this

Yevgeny stays over a lot and they’re just the perfect brother and sister and sometimes Ian never wants him to go home

but she has sleepovers with Lana and Yevgeny all the time and overall?

Ian and Mickey are happy and love each other and they have a baby

Gallovich deserves better

#mickey milovich #ian gallagher #gallovich #shameless #shameless headcanons #shameless headcanon #gallovich headcanon

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taeminnomuyeppeo · 4 years

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🐻: lmfaooooo not the dick joke 😭 but that was really funny of him 😌 id honestly loveeeeee 2 talk abt ten he’s so cool so your askbox is perfect tbh! wjxjrjs that pokemon metaphor PLEASE i took a bite of that fairyland food and now i’m stuck here 😭 i feel like i’ll tell on myself if i talk too much abt my biases but i’ll say that 2 of my faves are jaehyun and joy! and i’d love to hear about your favorite eras for ten, as well as some of your favorite songs (kpop or not!) :000

lol i’m sorry but i do love a brave dumb man who is not afraid to open his mouth and Say Things. i hate to admit it but it’d probably make my top 10 ten moments. i love replaying it in my head and just remembering everyone’s faces. and i’m laughing very hard right now bc you called him “so cool” and i’m just “but HE’S SO EMBARRASSING!!” haha xD

and speaking of brave dumb men: jaehyun is also one bc you gotta be a brave dumbass if you follow a goose with a camera. they are savage beasts and it’s a miracle jung yoonoh is still among the living (T人T) this is my ways of saying “a+ bias choice” btw. i love him. he’s so weird and ugh THAT FACE OF HIS HOW DARE HE ( ≧Д≦) (his beauty makes me angry, i’m sorry ( ⁍᷄⌢̻⁍᷅ ))

lol but you called ten “cool” haha... i’m enjoying this too much (′ʘ⌄ʘ‵)

AND JOY ☆ﾟ･*:｡.:(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾟ･*:..:☆ i love anyone who loves joy! i’m leaning more towards irene and seulgi with my rv biases but miss joy i love A LOT, too (*ꈍ꒳ꈍ*) so you have GREAT taste in humans, tiny bear! ♥

hmmm but my favourite eras... all of them? if it’s ten, then i love it. i’m a simple woman. but if i had to pick just one i’d say baby don’t stop... which conveniently started playing on spotify right now... i mean, it is a nct/wayv only playlist but still... do i have powers? Σ(‘◉⌓◉’) okay, but back to ten! i’m absolute trash for nct u and for empathy era and hate sm for not giving us any new content in centuries ugh. i’d kill for another proper taeten duet (maybe for something superm relate pls? pls, sm? i’ll take anything t.t) because i love ty SFM too and i think they worked perfect together both as performers (THE TALENT) and as people. i mean, their personalities are so different and their interactions are so interesting because of it? and bds era definitely proved that ty is a rl angel because ten was A LOT (read: his usual self ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ).

but for wayv eras i’d say... the current one? idk how it’s possible but he’s even more RADIANT? he literally glows and it makes my heart... ｡･ﾟヾ(✦థ ｪ థ)ﾉ｡ﾟ･｡ plus, him embracing his eboy look is just pure gold.

hmm... my favourite songs... hmmm... i laughed a bit because i spent yesterday night being emo to tove lo’s romantics, lorde’s tennis court and partick wolf’s augustine. that was my entire playlist and i was very emo but the second i woke up my yestoday obsession came back bc i’m currently going through a yestoday phase (IT’S AN UNDERRATED MASTERPIECE). lol okay it’s an even harder question than the one about eras... hmmm but my current faves - aside from an underrated masterpiece yestoday - are pporappippam, domino, feel good (i want seulrene to perform it!!!), nature’s girls, apple and golcha’s omg. but i’ve been mostly jamming to 127′s bsides because i made a playlist when i was making a top 10 gifset (it was supposed to help me narrow it down to 10 lol) and now i can’t stop :(((((

and what have you been listening to lately, tiny bear? ^^ oh, and what did you answer on the last question on the nvyctmail form? the one about fave nct title song and wayv bside? :D

#nvyctmail #reply #this is the second time i'm replying SIX hours after your ask #we must live in very different timezones :(#Anonymous

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vrenaewrites · 4 years

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CRAVE by Tracy Wolff thoughts: Chapter 0 - 21

Full video here.

In which a mortal girls goes to her uncle’s boarding school after the death of her parents, and finds it full of creatures.

CH 0 for some reason: if you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space

“Try my hardest not to freak the eff out” - if you’re gonna use expletives, use them

Immediate info dump of “if you’d told me two months ago i was gonna be in fairbanks alaska to get a puddle jumper to denali, the highest mountain point in north america”

CH 1: landing is just throwing yourself to the ground and hoping you don’t miss

I thought these quotes were weird self help quotes but then i realized they were probably the chapter titles

The fog is referred to as “civil twilight” - this weirded me out because civil blood and twilight, idk if this is a real thing? Will look it up if i remember: it is the brightest of the 3 twilight phases and it is ABUNDANTLY clear that she added the civil part to not make it straight up twilight because this book is unwitting twilight satire

He tells her it’s a short runway “because it’s hard to keep a long one clear of snow or ice for any amount of time” HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF LANDING A PLANE ATM BRO WE DON’T NEED ALL OF THAT INFO ATM

Grace is kind of funny if not a little cheesy

“Textbook landing” - maybe if that textbook is a horror novel he’s reading upside down and backwards - i don’t know if by listening to this i’m missing the line breaks and short sentences that would make this funny, so if i am lemme know but if she didn’t break this up it’s clunky

Her uncle is headmaster of the boarding school she’s being sent to

“Despite being a year younger than my own 17 years” - did you not read this out loud? Did no one hear how redundant that was?

“According to wikipedia, heeley - hailey? - has only one major road” she’s mentioned google and wikipedia at this point and idk if i’m the only one who finds that type of thing annoying af

“In weather that’s 20 degrees below freezing, if the app on my phone can be believed” THIS IS SO ANNOYING

“The insulated helmet will keep you warm as well as protect your head if we crash” yes macy we know what helmets are and also insulation, again the redundancy

CH 2: Just because you live in a tower doesn’t make you a prince

“Is that kadmere academy?” i shout - not, is that it? They’re on a snowmobile, with helmets on, and macy understood her...and she understood macy saying they’d be there in five minutes

She couldn’t google the academy

“I half expected quasimodo to be waiting for us when we got there”

It may be a castle but at least there’s no moat or dragon

Macy has short rainbow-colored hair

She’s wikipedia’d and googled her life away but didn’t expect to not be able to breathe since she’s coming from sea level and is now up in the mountains - i’m from florida and even i know what altitude sickness is

She sees a flash of red in the window “i don’t know who it is or why they even matter” ...what does that mean?

But she doesn’t see them when she looks back and she’s disappointed, which she acknowledges makes no sense…

“I should be bowing and scraping right about now”

It’s a castle with an xbox and giant flat screen, and they have wifi AND cell service up in the desolate mountains. I went to cossayuna - 476 feet above sea level, 7 miles from a town - and NONE of us had cell service the entire time

She picks up a chess piece and it’s a carved vampire, then a dragon

Then she comes face to face with the most intimidating guy i’ve ever seen, not just because he’s hot, there’s something different and powerful though i don’t have a clue what it is”

Face too intense to be beautiful, skyscraper cheekbones????, red lips, stone-cutting jaw, bottomless obsidian eyes, obscene lashes

Trapped by his stare, hypnotized by the sheer magnetism rolling off him in waves

“Annoyance flashes through me”

He’s blocking her view of anything else - did he step between her and the chess board?? Confusion, but because of this she has to look at his long lean body

“Double-wide shoulders” gross

“Nothing to do but admit that this boy is sexy AF - a little wicked, a lot wild, and all dangerous”

“Seriously, when exactly did i become the heroine of some YA romance? The new girl swooning over the hottest, most unattainable boy in school?”

CH 3: vampire queens aren’t the only ones with a nasty bite

He quotes hamlet to her, and she corrects him for fucks sake

“I warned your uncle you wouldn’t be safe here, but he obviously doesn’t like you much”

“Welcome to alaska?” “more like welcome to hell, now get the fuck out”

“Ignoring the pterodactyls flying around in my stomach” - this is a great line if it didn’t take you completely out of the action, which it does

This whole exchange about big bad monsters is soooooo fucking cliche

And he’s talking about the chess pieces the whole time????? Am confusion.

She’s so horny for this insane man screaming at her and cornering her

She says she’s lost everything that matters and he changes, his agony visible behind “layers and layers of defenses he’s erected”

It’s calling to her own agony

They're soooo connected and staring at each other

He pulls on one of her curls and it makes her super horny

“Five minutes ago he was being a total douche to me”

Pushing him is like pushing a wall of granite

He’s got a scar down half his face that she didn’t notice until now????

“A fallen angel with a bad boy vibe for miles”

She’s touching his scar…

“I don’t understand you”

AND SHE QUOTES HIM QUOTING HAMLET IN RESPONSE

CH 4: shining armor is so last century

“Mr. tall dark and surly” would be more snarky and cute if she didn’t just have an ~earth-shattering moment of connection~ with him over their agony or w/e

Some weird instinct i don’t understand tells me not to mention that guy - the amount of times this girl has acknowledged something she doesn’t understand is so redundant and weird.

She keeps referring to the guy she spent half the last chapter basically falling in insta-love with as “tall dark and surly” as if that didn’t happen, as if he was just a dick and then he left without all the insta-love shit

Uncle finn and flint is a student...couldn’t pick any other name?

“A smile in his eyes that’s as different from the other guy’s iciness as the stars just outside the windows are from the endless midnight blue of the sky” and i’ve fallen asleep while she was spinning this long unending heavy-handed metaphor

His eyes blaze with sympathy

He offers to give her a piggyback up the stairs…

“You’re so little i won’t even notice” not lyk other girls guyz

Four guys open the door and they’re all sexy AF, tall dark and surly is among them ofc

“I couldn’t help but wonder why the icy guy made me hot and the one lending me his warmth left me cold” WE GET IT WE FUCKING GET IT WE DIDN’T NEED YOU TO SPELL OUT THE ALLUSION

“I want a name to go with his insane body and even more insane face”

CH 5: things hot pink and harry styles have in common

Macy is a cinnamon roll i love her

His name is JAXON VEGA...JAXON. G2G

Macy was so nice to her that she finally starts crying because macy is the BEST

Grace puts on a harry styles t-shirt and macy is dancing around to watermelon sugar when she comes back. This book already feels dated and it came out last month

CH 6: no i don’t really want to build a snowman

She wakes up in the middle of the night thinking about jaxon and almost has a panic attack

I hope in the actual book there is a tw for panic attacks because when i see / read about the symptoms of one or a description of one it triggers one for me

She goes exploring the castle in the dark to avoid the attack

Some guys come in wearing like concert tees and ripped jeans and she wonders if they’re ghosts, like how hogwarts has ghosts

I could swear he was sniffing me which was totally bizarre and not ghostlike behavior at all - this was cringe except i was listening to it at like 2x speed so when you hear it fast it’s actually funny

The guys corner her

They say something like “show us what you can do” and they seem to smell something about her…? They’re werewolves maybe??

CH 7: Something really freaking wicked this way comes

Hate these titles sfm

“With my thin california blood, i won’t last in the snow”

Jaxon saved her ofc and makes the guys apologize

“The moon is doing its thing” they’re totally werewolves

She thanks him and he’s like “i just made you a pawn in a game” and she’s like dude what but he’s staring at her and it’s making her hot and bothered

He wipes blood of her bottom lip and sucks it off and she finds it SUPER sexy

“This isn’t like your old high school”

He whispers in her ear “you have no idea what i know” and i’m like..okay dis kinda hot or whatever

She wonders when she’ll see him again and why it matters so much to her - bitch because he makes you horny!!!! Just say that!!!!!!

CH 8: Live and let die

It’s at this point that i stopped for the first round, and i had to ask: why the FUCK didn’t macy or the headmaster tell grace that this was a school for - obviously - vampires and werewolves? Is macy one? Is it genetic? Grace is a mortal according to the back of the book.

Grace tells macy what happened minus jax

She mentions to macy the boys didn’t have cold weather gear on and macy’s like hmmm weird idk anything about that

And they’re going to a party tonight and grace is like i don’t wear makeup i only own makeup and lip gloss and i’m like...did i accidentally re-download AFTER because here we go with the NLOG syndrome

The party is a welcome party for grace - and it’s actually a high tea??? Tf?

“I’d die without netflix”

“Have you seen this show legacies? It’s about a bunch of supernatural creatures that go to a boarding school! Isn’t that silly??!”

And then macy says, “who can resist a hot vampire?”

Guys….are we SURE this isn’t satire?

“I can’t help remembering what those guys said about the moon doing its thing when i see the werewolf on the show…”

CH 9: Even hell has its factions

Omg her dress is showing off too much of her big boobs, maybe the jeans she originally wanted to wear will be better

Macy calls her beautiful and then we get a full “with my curly hair and freckles and this color eyes i’m so not beautiful, i’m wallpaper next to macy”

“We could be fashionably absent” lol

The beads on the door don’t shock grace but they shock everyone because she is NOT LIKE OTHER GIIIIIIIIRLS

This castle is goth chic baybeeeeee the light fixtures are downturned thorny black roses where can i cop these

“The pterodactyls in my stomach are now butterflies”

She says FML. did a 50 year old woman write this. Edit: i looked, i cannot find how old this author is

Velvet wallpaper, wall sconces shaped like dragons, LET ME IN

“Self-imposed isolation” lol little did she know what a phrase in the lexicon this would become in 2020

Cliques include muscular people near the windows, soft flowery delicate people in the back of the room which are macy’s friends, super-tall literally hot people in the middle, and the black-or-white money people that seem to be more formal

She says “basketball anyone??” re the tall people lol

I am going to guess: werewolves, witches, dragons??, and vampires

Macy keeps having coughing fits?

Hot redhead - simone, hot dark girl - lily, hot asian girl - gwen

“Simone’s just bitter all the guys are looking at you”

Grace loves dr. pepper so i fuck with her

Macy’s boyfriend is cam and his friend is james, who looks at her like she is food?

“I’m just not that interesting”

CH 10: turns out, the devil wears gucci

Would i have probably picked this title as well? Yes. did it make me cringe nonetheless? Fer shure.

“Do i need some jerk trying to make me his afternoon snack?” huh???? As far as you know these are normal boys...make it make sense

Jaxon makes his ENTRAAAANCE BABY

Dressed all in gucci black - she can tell from across the goddamn room

“Jaxon is anything but regular, anything but ordinary, even here among the blatantly extraordinary”

Icy blank stare soooooo much

She calls his voice low wicked and wild

She can’t stop thinking about “running my tongue over the perfect bow of his upper lip, dragging is lower lip between my teeth”

Idk where these thoughts are coming from!!!! Baby you 17 c’mon now

I try to think of anything else, snow!

She takes a drink and it goes down the wrong pipe lmaoooo

“At least if i find a bathroom i can die in peace” lol

But he touches her and she stops choking and she’s like “he couldn’t have stopped that, i know, but…”

He stares at her as he bites the strawberry and she takes it as a threat

CH 11: in the library, no one can hear you scream

“His moods change more quickly than my bffs instafeed” I -

Oh so NOW she’ll say “the fuck you in his eyes” but she was saying freaking and eff before...did her publisher tell her only x amount of fucks per book?

She goes into the library and her body is like RUN, but she ignores it…

There are beautiful gargoyles and ornate shelves and...stickers fucking everywhere?

The gargoyle is pointing to an secret room that says students needs permission, but she hears chanting and decides to check it out since it might be one of the native languages spoken in alaskaaaaaaaaaa

“Especially because some of them only have less than 4,000 speakers left in the world” okay gracie-pedia tf?

CH 12: it’s all fun and games until someone loses their life

She meets a girl named Leah - who was the one chanting

Okay but i do fuck with the horror movie quote pillows…

Damn leah’s boyfriend died…

“Tea from homemade leaves” again...read this out loud before you put it in a published novel...do you mean loose leaves? Do you mean homegrown leaves?

Is she gonna poison her????

“What do you guys have to lie about that’s so important?” “Everything”

CH 13: just bite me

“Lol jk”

“Finish your drink” BITCH IT’S POISON

Macy and leah are being soooo weird about what could have happened to grace on her own

Apparently leah is super popular and secretive so it’s weird she took to grace so fast - is this a NLOG sitch or a “come into my web little fly” sitch?

She pukes because of “altitude sickness” aka poisoning i bet

CH 14: knock knock knocking on death’s door

This theme of bastardization of guns and roses songs is really....something.

Grace takes a mental health day because she’s still feeling weird

Flint comes to check on her and invite her to a snowball fight…?

If your character’s name is grace, i feel like you can’t use gracefully as an adjective, the same way you wouldn’t say Rue said something ruefully.

Flint kisses her cheek and i’m already waiting for this Great Value Edward/Jacob triangle

But he makes her feel ~nothing~ compared to jaxon

CH 15: so hell actually can freeze over

Macy likes flint, uh-oh

But the different groups don’t mix

“What is this, mean girls alaska edition?” - stfu

Omg her uncle checks on her and he reminds her of her dad and :(

We get sooooooo much detail about how to dress to go out into the wilderness...here is one thing i was able to find out: tracy wolff lives in texas. So i feel like she did ALL this research and then was like y’all gonna LEARN ABOUT THIS I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME!

As a girl who has never ever seen snow, i felt this fascination

She finds a gnarled up weird tree guarding a trail

“A weird sense that i should turn around - like the feeling in the library - came over me but i knew i was just being silly”

The lack of survival instinct henny

She comes across a gazebo where leah and jaxon are sitting

CH 16: sometimes keeping your enemies close is the only thing that prevents hypothermia

That’s not a chapter title, it’s an entire sentence…

Ooh they’re having an angry, intimate convo

And leah slaps him!!

“They’re looking at me like they’re the predators and i’m the prey they can’t wait to sink their teeth into” we get it, first of all. Second of all, what is with the long-winded metaphors

“Every time i catch sight of him i feel something tug at me i can’t identify, something i have no ability to explain” it’s horniness.

Then she just leaves but he catches up to her

With his sexy af hair blowing

“Trying to run away from all the thing he makes me feel when really i just want to grab on to him and hold on tight” - so what is the truth?! You keep acting like you don’t know what the feeling is but clearly, YOU DO.

“Everyone answers to me, eventually.” - we found the line used in the adverts guys!

Oh my god, what an asshat. Asshole, i would have laughed. Asshat is stupid.

It’s annoying af

Doing my best dory impression: just keep walking

“Making friends with a dr - a guy like flint” CALLED IT, he’s a dragon

Leah’s boyfriend was jaxon’s brother

Neither leah nor jaxon was wearing a jacket. BOOM

CH 17: it’s discretion, not diamonds, that’s a girl’s best friend

Not only cringe but grammatically incorrect…she coulda just said “discretion is a girl’s best friend” and we woulda got the reference….

Grace mentions jaxon in front of macy and she’s supes weird and grace is FINALLY like wtf is the secret you’re hiding from me

“She looks at me like i’m a few snowflakes short of a snowball” SOMEONE. READ THIS OUT LOUD. WHERE IS HER EDITOR I JUST WANNA TALK.

The order?! “Just a nickname for the popular boys” bullSHIT

Macy FREAKS OUT when she realizes grace has been alone with jaxon

She says he was interesting and “macy looks at me like i said i wanted to bodysurf the alaskan tundra”

Macy “We’re talking about jaxon right? Arrogance of a rock star?”

She didn’t mention “the scar that turns him from to pretty sexy af, and scary af”

“He’s not the one who tried to kill me” “you’ve only been here a few days, give it time” get her MACY!

HE WAS LISTENING!!!!

CH 18: how many hot guys does it take to win a snowball fight?

Ooh jaxon mad that grace is going to flint’s snowball fight

“His breath is so warm and soft that i can feel it everywhere, even deep inside” okay you horny bitch!!!!! Was this cringe or did i like it or both?

“The orange and dark water scent of him” ...what? Dark water is a cologne? Or does she literally mean like the dark water of the ocean? What in confusion

Her throat is always tight and dry around him, all the time, every day

Flint pops up and he is wearing a dragon beanie…

The rest of the order shows up and “For the first time the phrase got your back makes sense” to grace...are you kidding me? You never understood a very simple common phrase til now? Sure jan

SEXUAL TRIANGLE TENSIOOOOOOOOON

But she only has eyes for Jaxon...they both reach to touch each other.

“Grace” it’s barely a whisper but i feel it all the way inside myself BITCH

“Something tells me this boy and his world famous disappearing act is going to be the death of me”

CH 19: we came, we fought, i froze

Civil twilight AGAIN.

“I didn’t think screwed up and obnoxious was your type” me-OW

The snowball fight happens

Sounds like fun, the designer faction isn’t there

“Did she just do parkour against that tree?” re: Macy so close to being funny. I did exhale through my nose. Then “did you just parkour that tree?” i DID laugh

Flint climbs the tree with grace over his shoulder ‘like spider man’ and all i can think is “you better hold on tight spider monkey”

The wind is so strong it knocks her out of the tree…

CH 20: there’s never a parachute around when you need one

Flint catches her in mid-air...this man… #teamflint2020

“You’re heavier than you look” dead

He has shame in his eyes? Why?

Because JAXON IS THERE AND HE IS MAD!

And flint is SUPER MAD!!!!!!!

Jaxon puts himself between grace and flint so grace can’t touch flint

“Can i just say i’m feeling a lot like alice in wonderland here? Things get curiouser and curiouser.” stfu

I was laughing because she was like “so much for fitting in, now i might as well be painted biohazard orange” but then she said fml. Stfu

Jaxon picks her up

CH 21: I like standing on my own two feet, but getting swept off them feels surprisingly good, too

If it takes up more than one line of a google docs page IT’S NOT A FUCKING CHAPTER TITLE!!!!!

Ooh and his arms feel really good around her, REALLY good

Now he smells like orange and snow and it’s making her crazy

Macy looks at them like she’s getting punk’d

“Grace.” “what?” “shut up.” i’m dead

“I sprained my ankle, i’m not dying of consumption” “yeah well, the night is young” this made me lol despite it being more of macy’s voice than jaxon’s

Jaxon is blaming grace for falling? “You don’t see macy falling out of her tree” is he negging her rn?

She’s called him super-sexy twice in a paragraph

Macy goes to get ice bc she’s scared of Jaxon and grace says, “Et tu, brute?” lmaooo

“I can do it myself” “maybe i wanna do it for you” and macy squeaks LMAO

His scar makes his smile a crooked little smirk...who else had a crooked smirk...the vampire this is 1000% based on, maybe?

“I find myself relaxing despite myself” guys. Reading is power. Read your work out loud so you can hear when you use the same word twice in a sentence, like this.

“My whole body lights up like the aurora borealis i’m still dying to see”

They almost kiss but don’t bc macy comes back

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exposedxrp · 6 years

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My opinion on you Civ hmm this is going to be tough tbh cause we never talk and well I'm kinda shy so yeah anyways my point here you seem like a nice,caring and down to earth type of person :) so don't listen to them haters you just be you .

awww well lets change that! i’m always down to making new friends. yes I try to be. Im not the type to judge or be mean unless i have a reason why, and it has to be a really good reason too. For the most part, I’m a very forgiving and loving person and I really hate it when ppl dont like me! So maybe thats why Im so down to earth but omg thank youu sfm.

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littlespoonevan · 7 years

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@biadamparrishs replied: rmr when linden outed jeff as someone who sent "weird sterek fic" (mpreg) to hoechs & dylan just to prove them we were weird. I hate this man sfm omg. He stole sm shit from sterek fic but couldn't execute it alaçlm.

wait what. i didn’t know that????????? good god were they literally gaslighting the actors at the same time they were gaslighting the fandom??????????

#i will never understand a literal gay man #being so harshly against mlm representation on his own damn show #(it's bc he didn't come up with the idea first and he's a giant baby)#biadamparrishs #replies

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6) a flip of the dime. The nasty parts were always there, but he concealed/controlled them. Maybe bc said parts wouldn't exactly make him endearing to others? Anyhow, your interpretation makes him quite the interesting antagonist/villain, so I'm rolling with it, lol. /// There was another thing that was bugging me about S2: the baby's name. Obviously, Serena chose Nic(h)ole as a "fuck you" to Fred. But June in the finale? Of course, she stuck to it for Nick's sake, but also bc she recognized

7) Serena’s selfless (well, if you can call it that) act. Thoughts on this? /// As for your older responses, I forgot to describe what an epiphany it was for me to realize the significance of Serena’s use of the word “rape” for the first time. The anger I felt after 2x10 blinded me to the VERY OBVIOUS connection between her realization in 2x10 and her outburst in 2x11. (Silly me!) Imagine how much more intense that fight would have been if they included the marital rape. I remember a writer

8) that June didn’t kill Serena, bc she actually felt sorry for her in that episode. (Ngl, June’s kindness baffles me at times.) I knew that she wasn’t gonna do it of course, but it was 50/50 whether I wanted her to shoot them or not. /// Something I have not addressed so far is how lukewarm I found their explanation for June getting away with all the shit she does. Well, she’s no Janine (who loses an eye) or Emily (who gets mutilated), but still. Like you said, Serena and Fred might get away

9) get away with a lot more bc of their privilege, but June? Hm. // I’ll start quoting later (or maaaybe tomorrow).

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I always thought that was a really weird sort of thing for June to do. And it seems to be entirely because of Serena? Like, it was Holly, Holly, Holly. Even when she was talking to Nick. Then she has the exchange with Serena, and suddenly she adopts Serena’s supreme dickmove of a babyname?

And I LIKED Holly. It meant something. Nichole (I HATE THAT SPELLING SFM LMAO) means nothing to June? Can you imagine the convo:

“Mommy, why am I called Nichole?”

“Well, baby, you see, your Daddy’s name is Nick, so the lady that stole you decided to name you after him to eternally piss off her husband who she clearly hates and wanted him to be reminded that he’s impotent every time he looks at you.”

Like, on the one hand, Serena is fucking brilliant and it just shows the extent of her hatred for Fred. But then it’s kinda shitty to use a child as a pawn in that.

Then again, maybe there’s another reason Serena chose that name? I know there’s like a whole history about St. Nicholas and his role as a patron saint of childless couples, or something. (I can’t recall exactly rn). And there was something about St. Nicolette and babies. (Which is where the names Nicole and Collette come from.) Something like she raised a dead baby back to life. So, I guess, at a stretch perhaps that was her inspiration? I doubt it, knowing Serena. LOL.

It’s really curious June’s decision though. Despite EVERYTHING Serena’s done, June just wipes it clean and names her fucking baby after Serena’s choice? Maybe she was trying to retain the memory of Nick for Nichole? I dunno. And not only that, but she seemed 100% genuine when she said that farewell blessing and held Serena’s hand (again).

I dunno, June’s own preoccupation with Serena is something I don’t truly understand but she clearly thinks there’s some odd connection or something. It’s funny cos I was reading a review about S2 and June’s choices in the finale, and her constant support of Serena despite ALL the reasons not to, and lemme see if I can find it…

Nah. I can’t. Anyway, it was something about how we all know June’s going back for Hannah, but this writer thought June was also going back for Serena.

I’m not convinced about that tbh, but I can see the argument cos June is strangely protective and compassionate towards Serena considering. I just have a sinking feeling that the show is gonna play that “Oops, Serena is evil again!! SHE WAY MAD JUNE GIVE BABBY AWAY trolololol!!!!” and make her despicable in order to get Nicole back. If that is the case, I’m gonna roll my eyes right outta my head. I have no issue with Serena having regrets, tbh. I think that’s pretty understandable and expected. But having Serena go hogwild with abuse and using Fred’s power to get back at June or something is just going to fucking piss me off cos like, c’mon my dudes, been there, done that. Over and over already. It’s the 3rd season and either you’re gonna put this bitch on a mild redemption arc or you’re gonna make her a full-on villain. Make up your minds. The will-she, won’t-she thing is old by now.

I dunno that was a random OT rant.

Also, TRUTH! Serena’s use of the word “rape” was important. Like, part of me is like DUH how did you JUST figure that out?! And, honestly I feel like the marital rape is sort of necessary for Serena’s epiphany to get recognised. I think, Serena is just wilfully ignorant enough to not truly consider the Ceremony rape. I honestly do not think she totally understood what she was suggesting with the 2x10 rape. (Serena really does lack forethought for like…all of her actions. That’s sorta her whole problem.) I think she thought it would be just like a sort of unsanctioned ceremony. But by the end she did seem to recognise what it truly was. And having her raped by Fred in the previous episode would have really helped with that. (Then again, it’s really hard to understand how a woman who was just raped turns around and basically suggests it. And this person is supposed to be not Satan. A pure evil woman sure. But Serena’s not meant to be that.)

I think Yvonne’s delivery of the line was interesting too. Part of it was like, “HOly shit it was rape” and part of it was like, “ha! you’re a monster!! you did that!” Like she had no culpability in it. I want to know if Serena has realised that ALL ceremonies are RAPE yet. I wonder if she’s got there. I’m not totally convinced she has. But… I dunno.

Oh! I hadn’t read that about June’s reasoning! That’s interesting. I mean, it fits with June overall but it’s a very odd thing. Like, to be holding a gun trained on the couple that literally held you down and raped you not 24 hours earlier… and feel SORRY for the woman (whereas the general population’s consensus is that Serena is even worse than Fred for doing that to another woman)? I went and watched it after reading your message I didn’t really see that on June’s face. (But that’s really neither here nor there since editing, directing, etc. all differs from what the writers/showrunners had in mind and those are the guys doing the interviews!) I take that back! I watched it again and I can deffo see that if that’s what they were going for. Totally missed it and likely wouldn’t have picked up on it if not for this convo.

That said, I totally see June reasoning it out that way. For some strange reason, whether it’s Stockholm Syndrome or whatever, June seems to have a blindspot/softspot for Serena and she seems to have unlimited Get Out Of Jail Free cards for her. Like, c’mon, she literally held her down to be brutally raped, and at this point it seems like Serena could murder June and June’s ghost would just be like, “Hey youuuuu, wanna be my bestie in overthrowing the patriarchy?” (Okay, I’m not at all complaining cos I love their dynamic and I ship them soooooo… lol. On a personal level, it works very well for me and my crackshippy fantasies. I choose to believe June honestly sees something nobody else does and believes in Serena’s capacity for redemption–WHICH IS INSANE. But hey. I love it.)

So, for June to feel sorry for Serena, even after everything really does fit when you think about it. And also when you think about book!June’s attitude towards true power being in forgiveness.

I remember sitting around watching the ep the first time and thinking “I don’t want June to shoot them and be a killer” but also, “WHY ISN’T SHE SHOOTING THE FUCKING PLACE UP! DOES SHE NOT WANT TO ESCAPE????” And I was sitting there with the wifey and she was like, “She can’t. What if she misses? Then you’ve got 2 incredibly angry people chasing you.” And I was like… “Uh. Reload? Shoot them as they’re coming up the stairs.”

Because I have never fired a gun in my life so to me it seems really easy lmao. But to me, I didn’t even care about her shooting Serena but I did have an inkling she didn’t want to shoot Serena with the amount she paused. That would have been a perfect shot with teh type of ammo to take out –or at least injure– two people at once. I was like, “You gotta kill Fred and Serena is pretty useless then. It’s not like they have mobile phones! You can then choose to leave Serena to die there lol, or hostage her. And steal the car. You could get pretty far since nobody knows that Fred/Serena are even there.” To me, rationally, it didnt’ make sense not to shoot them. But… emotionally, obvs, I knew she wouldn’t cos a)the series would like… end rather abruptly lol, and b) that’s just not June.

AND yeah, June getting away with all her bullshit is insane in comparison. Janine literally lost an eye for backtalking once at the Red Centre! June has, well, done so much more and just kind skates away from ALL serious punishment. (Well, living with Fred and Serena is a pretty awful punishment in general.) And, sure part of it was cos she was preggers but … how Aunt Lydia/Fred/Serena/TPTB trust this crazy Handmaid not to KEEP breaking the rules is insane. I feel like nobody would trust her to just be a docile little thing after running away for 92 days. Not even Pervy Freddo. Despite all his creeptastic fetishes, he’d be like, “OMG she is way too high maintenance. i just don’t have the patience. give me that baby so i can shut my annoying wife up and then get me another more docile babyslave to play Scrabble and shave!” The plot armour is strong in this one!

Anyway! I got a bit carried away there…

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kazualbrekkuparchive · 7 years

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omg ship meme for whoeverrr

{ super long ship meme }

“whoever” lmaooo nice ruby, ANYWAY

CHARLIE & HOLLY

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationwow holly!! she’s also a veterinary student SO

who’s the first to wake up in the morningholly tbh good luck getting charlie to wake up honestly

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before worklol CHARLIE

who distracts the other from trying to work at homealso charlie omg, holly can forget abt studying

who stays up until 2 readinghollyyy

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingwow, they’re so extra both of them

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldomg i feel like holly would!

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themumm i feel like holly would be the gf who takes nice candids without charlie ever asking and then charlie catches her she either sticks out her tongue and makes a silly face or go full on #SexySmize there’s no in between

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happyboth of them!! they wouldnt even think its stupid!! i cant believe these girls!

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themwow, charlieee

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themif holly think she can study around her she’s WRONG

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedhollyy?? charlie would too unless she’s feeling particularly bitter that day over chris

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they docharlie would def… storm out damn

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showscharlie!! she makes holly watch her trash tv too cos they cant miss an episode of antm ok

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskycharlieee

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the cari feel like holly would??

who has more fun decorating the house during holidaysholly def would, charlie just has more fun with holidays cos she’s around

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otheri dont think either of them would tbh but charlie would def be more passive aggressive

who plays with the others’ hair moreholllyyy

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredcharlie jkdjkd

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canwow both of them! they want all the kisses please

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck upi dont think holly would tell her to shut up but like in a nicer way and charlie would still pout

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upi wanna say charlie would do smth like that but you gotta be wildin if you think she has the patience so NEITHER

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onecharlie would forget all the damn time and holly probs hold it tbh

who demands showering first in the morningsholly can since shes the one up first probs

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsumm charlie!

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamescharlie for rollercoasters and holly might like games?? she’s going to try and get holly to ride the coasters tho!

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondboth of them i feel?? like especially holly when charlie’s at a night out or whatever

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightcharlie!!

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketscharlie would i think??

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they canwow Big Mood for both of them!! charlie loves her hugs sfm omg

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quietcharlie is louder but idt holly could tell her to be quiet all the time holly knows she lowkey messy

ASH & VAN

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationwell neither of them can tbh

who’s the first to wake up in the morningi think it depends? like they probably wake up at the same time cos whoever does wakes the other up and sometimes theyve been driving the whole night so they sleep in for a lil and then others they gotta be out of there at like sunrise

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before worklmao work but if u mean a quickie in morning before they head out then both

who distracts the other from trying to work at homework!! sure!! both of them are forever distracting each other they need #attention

who stays up until 2 readingneither?? lmAO they stay up doing other things

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingwow affection ummm ash would tbh

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldvan!! and then spends forever trying to decide on a flavor and ash is like baaabe

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themi feel like van would tbh

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happyumm ash!!

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themkjsdkd ash might do that tbh just to see if they scare her

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themstudy PLS but if they did like an au or whatever neither of them would study and both of them would distract each other

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedi dont think this really applies since theyre on the run and all and dont even have proper phone but if it did in an au or whatever i can see both of them being all petty like “i did it the last time so THEY SOULD DO IT THIS TIME”

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they dowow both of them are equally likely to storm out? neither cry? they just destroy stuff then fuck and make up

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows…not to be nsfw but tbh if by favorite shows u mean watching porn together…

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskyumm both!!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carthey dont have time to wash whatever car theyre in at the time kdfjkdf

who has more fun decorating the house during holidayslol what holidays but ahhh idk hmm

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otherneither

who plays with the others’ hair moreash! van too tbh!

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boreddef both!

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canashhh

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck upthey both tell each other to shut the fuck up and neither of them do

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upi can def see van doing this damn :/

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onethey dont have an umbrelllaaa lmao

who demands showering first in the morningsboth of them! then they fight! then they shower together!

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsboth would tho

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamesrollercoasters for bothhh tbh

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondvan! ash too probs

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightboth of them probably lmaoo

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsvannn

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they cani think theyre more ‘jumping each others bones’ than the hugging kind tbh

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quieti mean theyre both v loud together

MATTHIAS & AUDREY

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationaudreyyyy af

who’s the first to wake up in the morningdef matthias!!

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before workmatthias… but audrey too if she’s up lmao

who distracts the other from trying to work at homedkfjkkjdf we both know its audrey

who stays up until 2 readingboth of them! together! so domestic!

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingmatthias… i hate him

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldaudrey omgg

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themaudrey 100% im cryin

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happymatthias would but so would sheee

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themlmaooo maybe matthias but if audrey doesnt like the movie you know shes shutting it down and theyre watching something she wants

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themneither are in school anymore but audrey 100% in our college au FUCK

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedaudrey??

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they doaudrey would storm off but idt matthias has cried… yet

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showshmm maybe her

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskywow both of them are frisky af!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carif they ever did audrey would

who has more fun decorating the house during holidaysalso audrey i feel like cos she’s so #aesthetic

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the othermatthias as hell!

who plays with the others’ hair morematthiasss!

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredlmaoo audrey!

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canwhen theyre together both of the rip

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck uphe would say it more… nicely but audrey pouts

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upkdfjdfkjkj umm that gifset when he gets that call??? matthias af lmaoo

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onematthias holds it, i think they’d both remember tho

who demands showering first in the morningsif she’s up, audrey would

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsaudrey? matthias too tbh!

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamescollege au where matthias wins her cute gifts and she forces him to ride the rollecoasters

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondi feel like audrey might??

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightummm also audrey maybeee

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsboth of them!

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they canaudreyyyyy, matthias love it tho

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quietwow audrey is louder and matthias does constantly have to tell her to be quiet

KATYA & MAXINE

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationi feel like max might omg?

who’s the first to wake up in the morninglol they both sleep in probs

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before workummm both of them!

who distracts the other from trying to work at homelol kat would tbh

who stays up until 2 readingneither? i dont thin

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingmax maybeee?

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldomg max!

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themkat probs would tbh

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happyboth of them would!

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them…max plEASE

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themwell they arent studying but max is still trying to distract her

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedahhh kat cos max is #busy on tour

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they dokat would def storm out

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showsi feel like this is max?

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskylmaooo kat!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carmaxxx

who has more fun decorating the house during holidaysprobably also max tbh

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otherneither of them??

who plays with the others’ hair moremax!

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredboth of them damn but also max tho

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canhmm max maybe??

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck upjkjkcjdks kat loves listening to max so much so maybe shes the one pouting

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upplease they dont have the patience

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have oneummm i feel like theyd both forget and enjoy the rain tbh

who demands showering first in the morningskatt and max would let her tbh

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsprobs both of themmm

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamesboth of them like roller coasters?

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondi feel like max would?

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightlol max and its a problem cos she has to travel

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsmax!!

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they cankaaatttt maybe

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiettheyre both loud i think? kat might be a lil louder?

ARIES & FELIX

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationwow aries might tbh!

who’s the first to wake up in the morningfelix if he has a flight or smth but aries otherwise cos he’d let him sleep in

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before workaries!!

who distracts the other from trying to work at homeneither of them really work from home but… BOTH

who stays up until 2 readinghmm aries maybe?

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingdamn :/ aries might cos he’s scared of Feelings

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldwow they cant go outside and be pictured together lmaooo but maybe aries

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themlfjldjf please felix is a model! every picture if aesthetic af! aries would love taking them too!

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy… both of them probs and never admit it

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themariesss might he needs an excuse to cling apart from sex tbh

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themstudy pls… but both of them are super distracting ://

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedfelix maybe?

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they doummm i feel like the both might storm out?

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showsumm both maybe? they watch them together in bed cos theyre too far behind and both of them need to catch uo

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskyIDHFKHK both!

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carfelixxx

who has more fun decorating the house during holidayshmmm they probable cant stand holidays with their families lmaooo but maybe felix when theyre with each other?

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otheraries would be… terrible at giving him silent treatment so maybe felix

who plays with the others’ hair moreahhh def aries, felix’s hair is so fluffy he loves

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredwow both of them!

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canummm both of them but they try not be obvious about it

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck uplmao both of them would probably tell each other and both of them would pout

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled upjdfjksd omg hc felix has to go because of a shoot or whatever and aries is all like ???FUCK??? but then he has to get back at him ://

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onewow both of them would forget but its ok cos they have other people to hold it for them

who demands showering first in the morningsfelix probs

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsboth of them have zero qualms abt it

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamesthey’d both go for the roller coasters probably but hc that one of them wins the other something and they internally melt cos they might get expensive gifts but this one is PERSONAL

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondfelix maybe aries tries hard to maintain his #chill aesthetic

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightfelix!

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketsariess probably

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can…aries like damn those abs tho sos

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quietummm both of them are loud and neither tell each other to be quiet

#eizawrites #meme: answered #m: ash kline #m: aries esparza #m: charlotte wilson #m: matthias hawthorne #m: katya rollins #otp: all i need in this life of sin #otp: aries x felix #otp: my favourite what if #otp: you were all i wanted but not like this #otp: your love is my drug

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