uh oh it’s npmd theory time with grey who didn’t get enough sleep last night ~~
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a post earlier got me thinking
it talked about how npmd had too neat an ending and it didn’t make sense that ruth and richie, being pete’s best friends, weren’t even mentioned after their deaths and there was no mourning for them
we all know how miss holloway made a deal with the lords in black to receive immortality in exchange for everyone who gets close to her forgetting any part of her story they learn
my theory is that the lords in black placed the same curse upon the town of hatchetfield
if anyone is killed by the lords in black (or dies as some part of their schemes) their loved ones immediately forget them
it would explain how nobody really cared when max went missing
‘it’s hatchetfield. people go missing every day’ because they are immediately forgotten about
now you could argue that tom didn’t forget jane when she died and her soul was transferred into their car via a spell from the black book - and maybe that’s because that was unplanned on the lords’ part
maybe they didn’t mean for it to happen so their forgetfulness spell didn’t work
(whether or not jane dies in every timeline remains to be seen, the langs have stated it’s not one of those fixed points that has to happen, like emma and paul meeting or ted dying)
this theory also brings back the ever-intriguing point i can’t stop thinking about: maybe the events of npmd were fabricated by the lords in black
maybe they wanted all of what happened to happen
they were pulling the strings from the beginning
they knew grace would eventually be the hero, and only wanted steph to kill pete for their own enjoyment
npmd felt like it ended on a huge cliffhanger, for me anyway
there are a lot of unanswered questions and something about this story feels unfinished
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It's okay!! Cringe culture is alive and well because of the kids who think they're dogs (and lewd them)! Keep feeding our compilations, always brightens my day to see y'all be unemployed and give space for us normal ppl
My first hate anon!!!!!! i gotta frame this on the wall omg 🖼
anyways literally who even are you. i debated deleting this one bc you weren't even brave enough to go off anon but i think the rest of us should get to laugh- i COULD make a levelheaded response but i don't think thats really what you want??? so yeah, not taking the bait
seeya on whatever your shitty gossip forum of choice is! 🤙
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you seem like the. kind of person who I'd run into during a rock concert while I'm trying to find bathroom and notably you are dressed kind of oddly for the concert (see: divorced dad outfit. hawaiian shirt. jorts. chunky sandles. giant sun hat.) and so I ask you "hello, do you know where I can find the bathroom?" and you go "yeah sure!!" and you point me the complete opposite direction from the bathroom. not on purpose, but because you also have no idea where the bathroom is. I thank you and go on my way, both of us oblivious to the fact we are currently very much not at a rock concert. it's an idie band that just screams really loud. sorry if that's specific you just give me giant 'perpetual tourist that isn't really a tourist and has never left their home city but just seems like a tourist anyways' energy
naw thats a pretty reasonable impression id say
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º ✧ 。 not me starting my morning by yelling at @radioactivedadbod about how i never noticed that peter b is fucking barefoot at alchemax and then somehow winds up with two wildly different shoes by the time we get to may's ???
what LOST AND FOUND pile did you raid, peter sweetie ???
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Not me using the wayback machine to try to find your old panic fics (yikesssss for that fandom) 💀
In all seriousness though, much respect to you for taking charge over YOUR work. People can be so gross sometimes. Like why plagiarize when you can just leave a nice comment for the author saying you love their work??
pretty crazy how this ask is acknowledging that it's my work and my decision and I should be able to take ownership of it while simultaneously saying that you went actively against those wishes to try and use other means to find said work after I took it down.
it's almost like you're saying "not me being disrespectful lmao! sorry abt everyone else who is also disrespectful!! they suck."
Pot meet kettle.
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Tbh I'd be concerned if she actually did know nolan cause she didn't gaf for awhile there about his privacy. And if I found out a "close friend" was calling my dad a dilf online, giving out my private insta, telling people I smoked weed (you could just ask her at one point and she'd tell you in dms) (and I know it's kinda obvious he probably does but still), ETC, I'd be pissed.
IIRC someone actually talked some sense into her a while back regarding her nolan posting. Cause she was constantly complaining about how her privacy was always at risk when she posted about him. She had said she was frustrated with people speculating he was gay or something like that, I might still have screenshots somewhere if you're interested.
Other than that, she seems fine? Idrk.
She seemed fine to me at first, until I actually started to go through her blog and then things started to make me raise some brows.
I really think her knowing Nolan isn’t true and I expressed with reason. So it led me to believe if she’d make up knowing someone personally like that, made me think their is other stuff she would make up too.
Like seriously the whole wanting to protect his privacy but still answering 20+ questions about him… delete the messages babe if you’re a good “friend” of bestie nolie… like why are you entertaining the topic if you don’t want people being invasive to him and you… odd LOL.
I also don’t even need her proof or even would dm her regarding it. Cause she probably has none and if you’re willing to share private info on ur “friend” just sounds like straight up stan behaviour.
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Help
I was playing hyrule warriors which made me think of a new hero OC which made me think of a ‘my hero OCs meet LU style’ au and now I’m stuck in the ‘many ideas no writing’ void
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I interviewed for a 100% remote job which would have gotten me out of working in the office (something I have had trouble going back to doing) and away from my current boss (I have found treating him like a stupid but belligerent customer is the most effective way of dealing with him).
Today I heard back that they would like to hire me, but have had to put a pause to their hiring. They hope to have a job to offer in 2-3 months.
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