#i just wanna know wtf is HAPPENING IN THIS GAME
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BOOTY ASS BUTT ASS BOLLOCKS OUT NAKED
#snap chats#i hope tumblr bans me for this post it'll be my legacy#ASS OUT ICHI IS REAL#im so curious as to wtf this game is BECAUSE IT'S NOT LAD8 I HAVE TO SAY THAT#BECAUSE PEOPEL ARE SAYING IT IS IT ISN'T#it's an xbox/windos exclusive title so.... clearly a spin off of sorts....#i just wanna know wtf is HAPPENING IN THIS GAME#what is that second necklace ichi has.....#anyway. enjoy ichibum#we can stop modding the game and digging through the files in blender now his ass is out on display in canon
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does anybody remember that time a couple years ago where half the main voice cast for sonic were on twitter like Im quitting this role goodbye everyone. and then a few months later they were like Haha nevermind hey guys. and they were all back for sonic frontiers
#i specifically remember that sonic and amys voice actors said they were leaving#iirc tails' va said that she wasnt sure if she'd be returning for the games but that she had at least one more sonic related project left#(which we now know was the second movie)#and i think eggmans va said hes not quitting and hes staying for as long as sega will let him. and knuckles' va didnt say anything at all#i have to wonder wtf was going on behind the scenes for this to happen? like if it was just one va saying they were gonna quit#i wouldnt question it that much. but it was more than one and they All backtracked on it. thats kinda weird?#was sega treating voice actors poorly to the point where it made them wanna quit or threaten to quit#but whatever made them wanna quit changed which is why they were willing to come back?#was there confusion caused by sonic prime getting a different cast that made the game vas thing they were being replaced?#i wanna say that roger said he ''quit'' by his own choice though? but i could be misremembering. if i am remembering that right though#maybe roger's announcement that he was leaving sonic made the other voice actors thing they would be replaced soon ???? idk
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“she’s not out for conquest”
hm. debatable.
#im trying to avoid this going into main tags and shit bc im trying to tag everything for my own blog#but i also do not know if tumblr still uses that first five tags go into the search tags thing#bit anyway so yeah also hubert agrees with me that she's out for conquest i mean he and she both say it themselves#it just so happens she also has massive power trips and wants to see them lying defeated before her before carrying on o.o#like okay look that's a bit fckn much. one: the only victory she'll accept despite how she tends to say#she'd let people surrender and stop fighting her and yadda yadda but here she proves that's not true#but also? idk the tone and wording is like... more aggressive than it even needs to be#she could just say she'd only accept a victory where she defeats all her enemies but nope. it's this instead#meanwhile in all other routes in both games they literally force you as byleth to be like i don't wanna fight her#or the main lord of the route is like i don't wanna fight her and they try to reason with her and let her get out with her life#then we have her here like nah we're gonna defeat them no questions asked. in all other routes they try to#find another way out that doesn't involve fighting except in SS where at that point the Church knows better#and they know she won't stop fighting them until someone loses but in that route they force you as Byleth#to say you don't want to kill her or ask if you can't walk the same path as her#to which Seteth very rightfully gets totally pissed off at Byleth for that bc wtf why would you say that after all this and be on our side#Three Hopes#Edelgard#DCE Comments
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look im actually not gonna spam abt this that much i have enough self-control for that. but. do u know what i just realized. i opened up that video and IMMEDIATELY i reached for a pen and a paper to draw while im watching it out of habit. OUT OF HABIT!!!! hello???? girl it's been 5 years how can your natural reaction to dnp games is still "oh it's drawing time :3" ?????
#for the record i never really draw while watching youtube videos UNLESS i wanna draw and have some noise in the background#like drawing action comes first in this case. i decide to draw and just find a long talking video for background yk#BUT!!! it was like a THING for me to always draw while binging dnp games videos!!! wtf!!!!!#like i would just draw while watching them it was a Thing I Always Did#god. wow. this is making me emotional a little WOW#dnp#🗒#if this doesnt make any sense to anyone else it's ok i may be cringe but at least im free <3#dnp will singlehandedly make me pick up drawing again yeeeeeahhhh it will happen#<- oh yeah btw that's another thing that's so fascinating to me abt this whole situation#i cant say i dont draw anymore#but like. i doodle in page margins when im bored . u know?#never like 'oh let me get a pen and a paper im gonna draw now' thing that much#so like. yeah#this shit is hardwired in my brain like i cant explain it and i cant make this shit up either lol
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king of upsetting people while chuckling about it
#personal#hgsn spoilers#fucking w a memorial and making a ghost work for him now decapitating a poor hikaru and traumatizing his best friend#like when u choose fucked up choices in video games that technically arent bad in the long run but everyone hated it#wtf's in his pants btw.#anyways the cliffhanger was so good. what happens if hikaru's decapitated? he just nerfed himself too to be unable to kill a human#(in this case defend himself from either adult). i made a post before abt how he didnt really have a reason to resort to murder upon someon#inquiring abt his identity. while this guy doesnt even asks and straight up goes for the kill and succeeds. how will he react to#a stranger apparently investigating him and no questions killing him. and yoshiki knowing him (while unlike w ms ghostbuster before this#guy's clearly casually hostile)#a reaaaal good cliffhanger. so fun#theres no way 'hikaru's gonna stay dead here but i wanna see what'll happen!!!!
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#need to say this somewhere but i CANT STAND ****** GODDDDDDDDDDD#me seeing the new kiss animation like i dont care that something good happened to you it shpuldve happened to me.jpg#is it bad im itching to kill him in my evil run.#i don't even know where this hatred comes from its completely unfounded i admit#but his presence fills me with an indescribable rage.#ill say in my last run i was quite thankful he was the one who got abducted#i was like okay....anyways......let me do every other side quest first now#anyways i need to take a break bc of course i installed.mods and then they patched the game the next day#and i dont wanna fuck around too much until they get fixed saur...#ive done like 2 hours on evildurge and i managed to somehow trigger astarion bite on the first long rest. gurl what!#well technically it was the 3rd but the first 2 i just did partial rests to get the durge scenes and i didnt have any companions so..#but yeah like. i didnt even leave the grove. so wtf#meanwhile on my goodurge it took forever to trigger???#so weird. idk wtf happened.#okay goodnight.#h.txt
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Why is ff8 trending???? There's nothing in the tag implying a reason and it's not super active rn either. Nearly had a heart attack for a second thinking a remake was announced or something.
#i guess while im on the topic. why do people think 10 is getting a remake? was that legit announced??#i think from what i saw it was just rumors#and like. why??? the 10 stuff already got a remaster and it looks good enough even nowadays that i dont think it needs one#and yeah sure i hear people dont like the downsides of the remasters but like. its all good enough for me#fr for a 2001(?) game. with the remaster it still looks gorgeous#and the fmv custscenes would lose a certain uniqueness to them with that era of cgi just being like. actually realistic#like in ways the early 2000s cgi is more appealing to me. i dont wanna see tidus look more realistic than he does in dissidia NT#anything further than that for 10 would just not look right ya know?#personal#edit: it was trending for like 2 minutes and isnt anymore#but that just begs the question as to wtf happened for like 10 minutes until it stopped????
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please have time to book in my tax return with the agent i worked with last hear within the next few weeks <3
#i wanna go buckwild on franks reverb stuff soon but i really do need money#if i do go nuts i do have that shift this sunday#but I've gotta figure out how much to ration it out by#because i have tax return and a pay increase whenever my boss decides to pull his head in and review my reports#it's just a waiting game rn#so anyway this is my little prayer that it's sooner rather than later#it's annoying because it's GOING TO HAPPEN!!!#i just don't know when#aaaanyway she helped me get a lot back next week and she was so sweet i hope she's had a good year <3#if i know i have to wait a couple months before i get money that's fine I'll just be frugal#but if i know it'll only be a couple weeks I'll like. buy food and shit#a lot back last year*#not next week wtf
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#i know it’s dumb to be moody about things that happen in a game but i also feel frustrated with myself#for not just being like i wanna do it actually. since i worry about making things about myself in some way and just want to be useful#like if that ends up feeling bad then i need to figure it out. but also it’s so easy to look at it and be like#well that would be ooc for her to do so i just shouldn’t 🙃. like i am just shaking my shoulders rn#i guess it just feels like i let myself down when i do things like that. like i know i want something wtf am i not doing it🙄
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...... how did all of this start with me just wanting to quickly write down how old a few thg characters were during the last ten games. why did my brain decide i need to figure out for myself how old various other tributes and victors were when they died/won. why am i now here multiple hours later looking at an ugly monster of an excel sheet with 50ish characters sorted by birthday with their ages/ages at death as they correspond to each year's hunger games, another sheet of all 75 hunger games with known victors and their lifespans inserted into it because i wanted to see just the victors but also how much time is between some of the named victors, yet another sheet where i wanted to see how the victors' ages at winning compare to see how common i made each winning age but then i also used that sheet to figure out how many victors made it to different ages (which like btw is kinda depressing bc so many of them didnt even make it past 40), and then fucking finally an excel sheet of what i originally wanted to look at aka the ages of a few characters in the last few games except i included way more characters than i originally wanted to and also started at the 60th games instead of the 65th like i wanted to
#but hey! did you know that thresh couldve also been in annie's or johanna's games? same for katniss and peeta!! isnt that cool to know 😭#or like that you cant say that even just 2 victors survived until age 80 bc it's just a mystery what happened w lucy gray?#and with the way i like made the ages etc of the other victors (bc like none of them have definitive ages or games they won)#not even half of them survive age 45. and that is with me assuming that every surviving victor after mockingjay just -#- continues to live at the very least until that epilogue thingy where katniss and peeta are 33 years old#thats depressing! like sure they may all make it past 25 but then we get to 30 and it just gets less and less.....#completely forgot i was actually making my annie sim while i was doing all of this.......#also came to the conclusion that i actually need to make teen sim versions of finnick johanna and annie too#which im sorta dreading but also so so excited abt#truly amazed at my autism/adhd/whatever tf makes it possible for me to stare at an excel sheet w ages of fictional characters for hours...#should probablyyyyy go to bed now tho......#kind of wanna work on my sim or do more stuff on this excel sheet tho..........#oh yeah idk if anyone even reads this but sorry for my explanation of wtf i was doing w the excel sheets#no fucking clue how to describe what i was using them for lol
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hooked, jh86
in which jack is quite literally sleeping with the enemy.
most of the rangers give me egregious vibes so there are hardly any in here and i used their ig handles for twitter i didn't feel like finding the correct ones - set in 2023-24 season
jackhughes
liked by yourusername, nicohischier and 147,122 others
jackhughes: drives me mad
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yourusername: in ny we hard launch like grownups
→ jackhughes: oh yeah?
→ yourusername: once you fuck this one up i’ll swoop in and prove it to u hughesy ;)
trevorzegras: admitting that you’re easily rizzed is crazy
→ jackhughes: easily 🤨
→ trevorzegras: ‘the hit could’ve been harder maybe she likes me 🤭’
→ user: did she hit him with her car or????
user: hit? as in like hockey hit? y/n??????
→ user: she just threatened to mr steal your girl him tho so idk
yourusername: jhugh big foot guy eh?
→ jackhughes: what the fuck y/n
_quinnhughes: luke?
→ lhughes_06: i can’t even explain without giving myself a migraine
dawson1417: i’m telling nico
→ jackhughes: there’s nothing to tell nico 🤨
→ nicohischier: nico uses context clues to deduce things
elblue6: ❤️
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yourusername
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yourusername: van @ nyr except i adopted the sad one
jack was there too, unfortunately
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jackhughes: now what is this
→ yourusername: i’m already planning on adding z to my collection when the ducks are up here
→ trevorzegras: did u just say collection
→ jackhughes: so you wanna be friends with all my friends but i try and be friends w u and i’m gross? ouch
→ yourusername: have u ever considered that you’re my teams rival
→ jackhughes: i’ve considered it and also decided it won’t stop me
→ yourusername: have you considered that you’re icky
→ jackhughes: wtf
_quinnhughes: ankle biter
→ yourusername: it was his shoulder and i can bite him whenever i want
nyrangers: traitor :(
→ yourusername: no admin it’s ok it’s the good hughesy
→ lhughes_06: i’ve done nothing to you
→ yourusername: you get in my way a lot
shesterkinigor: funny
→ yourusername: i try
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njdevils
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njdevils: we guess this one’s not so bad 😉 @yourusername
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user: this is.. unsettling
user: him patting her after every connection was top tier i need her in a devs jersey
yourusername: don’t let this fool you i still like quinn better
→ jackhughes: will you let me have this one
→ yourusername: you’re lucky i didn’t throw the game just so you’d lose
→ lhughes_06: there’s always next year
nyrangers: we can admit that this one (1) thing is cute
→ yourusername: enemies to lovers??????
→ nyrangers: no, y/n.
→ yourusername: ok attitude
jackhughes: thanks for the passes or whatever @yourusername
→ yourusername: shut up
user: they’re sleeping in the same hotel room??
→ yourusername: no j just commits some light b&e in his free time
→ jackhughes: did you just call me j
→ yourusername: i also called you a felon
→ trevorzegras: i think he’s just gonna look right past that
user: loving the full blown conversations happening in comment sections lately
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yourusername: ⛽️
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jackhughes: i thought nyers hard launched 🤨
→ yourusername: do you have my notifs on??
→ jackhughes: no comment
user: those are jacks hands
→ user: why do you… know that, even?
user: this is why the nhl is all men lmao they aren’t focused on fucking their opponents
→ yourusername: oh babe.. i have some news for you
→ user: ITS A PLAYER?????????
dougieham: gross
→ yourusername: behave douglas
lhughes_06: what pro hockey player has another man tie her skates for her
→ yourusername: the kind that knows your address and will take your ligaments away
nyrangers: our girl
→ user: can i have your girl
→ njdevils: ^
→ nyrangers: no
_quinnhughes: you hurt my brain
→ yourusername: ok
user: THE TYING THE SKATES!!! JACKS SOFT LAUNCH
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y/n y/ln has allegedly requested a trade out of new york 👀
722 ❤ 312 ↳ 147 💬
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dawson1417: you know @/yourusername i’ve heard jerseys pretty nice
→ dawson1417: you wouldn’t even have to move!
→ yourusername: oh boy
trevorzegras: y/n/n y/ln YOU are an anaheim duck
→ _quinnhughes: step back off my teammate
→ yourusername: you’re both delusional
user: awh the guys wanting her on their teams 🥹
colecaufield: i’ll teach you french @/yourusername
→ yourusername: i only want to know the bad words
→ colecaufield: that’s doable
→ yourusername: sold
user: quinn and the honorary hughes’ is cute but WHERE IS JACK??
→ user: right like he hasn’t even liked it
→ user: he took down his soft launch?
edwards.73: you will eventually get to play with me if you go to jersey @/yourusername
→ yourusername: it's really cute that you though this would help build your case ed
→ edwards.73: can't blame a guy for trying
jackhughes: does this mean we can be friends now?
→ yourusername: oh lol sure
→ user: oh this was painful to read
to, j 💥: is everything ok?? read, 6:33pm
to, j 💥: jack what the hell read, 7:12pm
to, j 💥: you can't really be moody cause i requested a trade from a team you don't even play for lmao
from, j 💥: i'm at practice. talk later
to, j 💥: i'm literally with daws and luke right now dude
to, j 💥: wtf did i do?? read, 7:44pm
to, j 💥: since when am i the one begging to make this work????
to, j 💥: you've been telling me for fucking months you didn't care what it meant as long as we could try us out
to, j 💥: you can't tell me how much you want me around one day and work so hard to make me believe you and then completely flip my world around the next that's not fair read, 8:19pm
to, j 💥: i at least deserve an explanation
from, jack: maybe i'm sick of people telling me i'm fucking up my whole life for you and that you're just gonna dump me before the playoffs so i lose focus
to, jack: hello?? lose focus against the team i'm requesting to leave?
to, jack: and who is people? all i've done is prove that i wouldn't fucking do that
to, jack: i'm literally with two of your teammates right now read, 8:25pm
to, jack: whatever, j. i asked for a trade for you lmao
from, jack: how is that for me? you're gonna be in a completely different fucking state and we'll never see each other
to, jack: that's what this is abt?? you could've just said something, j
from, jack: i don't think you can just unrequest the trade, y/n.
from, jack: what's done is done
to, jack: what would've happened if they just traded me regardless of if i asked?? would you have shut me out cause you don't like the distance when it wasn't my fault?
from, jack: that's different and u know it
to, jack: whatever jack
to, jack: see you wednesday
from jack: against the avs?? you got traded to fucking colorado?
to, jack: no. i got traded to the devils.
njdevils
ranger devil 😈 @/yourusername
2922 ❤ 456 ↳ 78 💬
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yourusername: i've always looked good in red
→ njdevils: our girl
dawson1417: FUCK YEAHHHH
→ yourusername: LEFT LOCKER NEIGHBOUR!!
→ dawson1417: RIGHT LOCKER NEIGHBOUR !!!!!!
lhughes_06: i'm gonna get bullied so much more often
→ yourusername: amen to that moosey
→ lhughes_06: no, not amen to that y/n/n
user: again i ask WHERE IS JACK
nicohischier: another one that won't listen to me
→ yourusername: not reporting for duty, cap 🫡
→ nicohischier: i'm not endeared
→ yourusername: fuck yeah you are
trevorzegras: i know i'm not meant to take personal offence to this but i am
→ yourusername: quinn is GROUCHY
→ _quinnhughes: why does jack get all the cool people i want to have a lake house adoptee on the canucks
→ yoursername: just bring petey
→ eliaspettersson_: do not volunteer me for that chaos
user: i'm kinda concerned at the lack of jack and y/n lately like what happened
jackhughes: new liney?
→ yourusername: new liney :)
→ lhughes_06: 🤨
→ user: luke don't expose your brother's weird cryptic comments as being weird and cryptic challenge
→ lhughes_06: hmm no
njdevils
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njdevils: we think we've seen this film before and we loved the ending (bratter - jack - y/n/n line supremacy)
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jackhughes: start building the statue
→ yourusername: fucking right
user: the way that she just screamed in his face on her first assist to his goal i could SOB
→ user: and his fucking SMILE BACK AT HER
→ user: and her third goal!! the jump into his arms
user: in love w them actually
→ njdevils: us too
lhughes_06: they should've smooched on centre ice with the hats falling down
→ lhughes_06: what lol who said that
dawson1417: RIGHT LOCKER NEIGHBOUR DID THAT
→ yourusername: i couldn't have done wonderwall with out your harmonizing merc
→ dawson1417: i do have the voice of an angel
trevorzegras: i love how it feels to be a hater
→ _quinnhughes: ^
→ yourusername: wonderwall concert, 5pts, and i got quinn hughes to agree with trevor zegras. i am her.
yourusername
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yourusername: j <3
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jackhughes: favourite liney?
→ yourusername: forever liney
lhughes_06: open your messages you demonic being
→ yourusername: do u know how much EFFORT that is
→ lhughes_06: i could imagine it's not a lot??
dawson1417: yucky
→ yourusername: we facetime like teenaged girls n you and ryleigh screeched in excitement when you recognized his room this morning
→ dawson1417: ok???? i screeched cause of the yuckiness
_quinnhughes: i guess you not being a canuck is tolerable if this is the outcome
→ trevorzegras: speak for yourself quintin i want her to be my liney forever 😾
→ yourusername: sorry z <3
→ jackhughes: she's not sorry
→ yourusername: i'm sort of sorry
→ trevorzegras: good enough!
user: SCREAMING AND CRYING OMG
→ user: WE'VE BEEN WAITING
user: mom n dad
dougieham: this is terrefying
→ yourusername: ok
john.marino97: new reality tv show live in the locker room except theres no drama it's just hughesy being whipped
→ yourusername: your favourite!
→ john.marino97: i hate every second
njdevils: it's not like we saw this coming or anything
→ yourusername: ADMIN
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141 + more with a reader that sleeps a lot
A/N: I’m back from the dead, haha Melanie Martinez kinnie. I have a cousin that sleeps till 3 in the afternoon like wtf😨 I live for these men. They’re fine as fuckkkkkkk I loved making this
Requests are open and follow for more <333
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Simon “Ghost” Riley
• He won’t be worried that much about you
• Maybe you’re just tired so he lets you do your own thing
• He respects you and what you just do around the house so he allows it
• But notices how you nap like every 3 hours a day and he gets concerned
• You just drop wherever. The couch, the living room floor, he found you outside in the grass one time.
• He throws a blanket over you each time and rubs his temple wondering what he’s gonna do with you
• “Love, you know this isn’t healthy right?”
• You had just woken up from your 4th nap.
• You look at him with your puppy eyes
• “But I’m tired”
• Don’t melt his heart, it makes him weak.
• “Trust me you’re gonna regret it, now up you go.”
• He’ll throw you over his shoulder and makes you do some random activities for you not to fall asleep.
John “Soap” Mactavish
• Might do the same thing but not much as you.
• He thinks it’s weird that you just close your eyes and stay dead for a few hours
• Might wake you up for fun
• He likes seeing you angry
• He sprayed you with the bottle one time. That wasn’t a good thing to do let’s just say.
• But seriously he is a bit concerned for you
• So when he walked into the literal, pitched black living room with the tv on and opened the blinds to the sunlight you hissed like some savage cat
• He only looks at you with a weird look
• “Jesus…alright, up and at em love.”
• You’ll just throw the blanket over your face again
• Ok, that’s how you wanna play it? He can play that game too
• He’ll grab your legs and drag you off the couch
• “No Johnny” you’re hugging a pillow against your face and he keeps dragging you “Not letting go that easy love. Now up.”
• He’ll pick you up putting your legs around his torso and your arms around his neck
• “We’re going out, dunno where but you’re done with your hobby for today bonnie”
• You went to Starbucks together( ˘ ³˘)♥
John Price
• Concerned as any parent would be
• Limits your sleeping time
• Has his alarm on his phone to wake you up
• “Love rise and shine, well technically it’s 4 in the afternoon so…”
• You’re still dead.
• He’ll stroke your face to wake you or just come back to existence💀
• Kisses your forehead and shakes your shoulder gently
• If you wake up he’s not letting you go back to sleep
• “You ready to stay up now love?”
• You violently shake your head no but he takes you to the living room so you can watch tv or read a book
• He needs you to be more active🤷♀️
• Might consider taking you to a doctor but tries to help you first
• Watches your sleeping habits well
• If it’s insomnia he’ll comfort you in his lap as you rant on about your sleeping issues
• He’ll make you sleep at the same time as him and takes you out to keep you busy or distracted.
Kyle “Gaz” Garrick
• Honestly it’s ok with him
• He just doesn’t like it when it happens for like a week straight
• 2-3 days is alright him because it’s a long tiring week so.
• When its 5 times every day he’s not allowing it
• Feels bad for waking you up
• “Baby?”
• You’re still in the world of dreams
• “Love, it’s time to wake up now”
• He uses that sweet soft voice you love so much
• But you won’t wake up
• He doesn’t know what to do that he might consider calling Price for help
• When you do wake up and look at him with your eyes with bags under his heart melts
• You must be having some issues
• He’ll make you sleep early so you’re ok for the next day
• He’ll take care of you, trust me
Alejandro Vargas
• Future husband mode activated
• Worries that waking you will get you angry
• But remembers it isn’t healthy
• So he uses your weaknesses to wake you up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Mans kisses the crook of your neck and strokes your hair
• “Mi amor…wake up for me” That deep sweet voice he’s got for you
• You shift around in your sleep and open your eyes
• You just go to the bathroom and go back to the couch to sleep again
• He’s standing there frozen🧍
• “Ahora si, wake up mi vida.”
• He picks you up and that’s when you wake up
• You’ll slap his shoulder from anger
• “There we go…”
• He takes you to the bedroom and gives you a reason to be tired if you know what I mean🙂✨🌹
Rodolfo Parra
• AYYYY BABY😍😍😍😍
• He loves you too much
• He’s very worried for your health
• “Mi vida por favor, wake up.”
• You just won’t budge
• Worries a bit much now
• Like what if you’re staying up all night and he hasn’t noticed and so you sleep all day
• But that if that wasn’t the issue he would calm down
• You just sleep…like a lot
• Considers giving you melatonin for the night and taking you out the next day to have your energy
• He always gently touches you and when you wake he’ll give you something to eat
• He’s literally like a parent having to take care of you
• Will help you with your habits
König
• Won’t wake you up
• He’s scared
• Like what if you’re so peaceful and he upsets you from waking you up
• But reminds himself this is for your own good
•If you fall asleep on him then may he rest in piece.
• He’s not getting you off of him anytime soon and not easily
• Will nudge you shoulder hoping you open your eyes
• “Schatz??”
•You’re still sleeping. Are you even breathing??
• “Please wake up” oh now his voice is anxious
• “König what are you doing, it’s 8 in the morning”
• Wtf is wrong with you👁👄👁
• “Umm, meine liebe it’s 2 in the afternoon actually…”
• You reach out your arms like a baby wanting to be picked up
• So he does
• Picks you up gently as if you were the most fragile thing
• “Geliebte I think we should talk about your habits my dear.”
Alex Keller
• This mf let’s you do whatever you want
• He only gets curious when you’re in random places napping
• That’s when he realized it’s weird that you sleep a lot
• “Baby, you should’ve been awake 3 hours ago. It’s already 9 pm ”
• He’s literally standing in the living room and you’re on the carpet floor with a blanket over you
• Bro reaches for the blanket and throws it across the room and you wake up whining
• “Alex stop, let me sleep.”
• He gives you an almost offended look
• “It’s already been 5 years, it’s time for you to rise. Now go eat something”
• Drags you to the kitchen and makes you eat
• Now when it’s time for bed you don’t wanna sleep
• He’ll make you either way and holds you to his chest so you can’t escape
#call of duty#cod modern warfare#ghost call of duty#ghost mw2#john price#call of duty mwii#simon riley#kyle gaz garrick#alejandro vargas#cod mw2#cod x reader#mw2 x reader#soap mactavish#call of duty mw2#gaz cod#modern warefare ii#mw2 fanfic#simon ghost riley#soap mw2#alex keller#alex modern warfare#konig cod#konig mw2#konig imagine#cod john price#gaz x reader#alejandro cod#call of duty rodolfo#rodolfo rudy parra#ghost cod
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i’d kill you if i loved you less hard - jude bellingham | instagram files
summary: your relationship with jude is complicated but that doesn’t stop you both from wreaking havoc online
pairing: situationship!jude bellingham x singer!reader
face claim: gracie abrams
notes: you can find my masterlist here. this is based on an ask i got in my hey jude :) tag and i just had to do it. pictures are not mine, credit to the original owners
yourusername
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yourusername thank u to the fan who gave me this hat u made my night🤠this has been an incredible few weeks!!
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user1 so so pretty
user2 I HAD THE BEST TIME TONIGHT
judebellingham u wearing that tiara so everyone knows ur a pillow princess🤨
↳yourusername i work for it
↳judebellingham i’ve seen socks move more than u
↳yourusername maybe u just bore me
user3 please please sing 21 at the next tour🫶🏻🫶🏻
bestfriendsuser u slayed as always
judebellingham save a horse, ride a cowgirl
↳yourusername u saying u wanna ride me?
↳judebellingham i mean if ur offering🤷
↳user4 JUDE??
vogue 🩷
braedenlemasters cowboy hats on stage is my thing.
↳yourusername but i look prettier :)
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judebellingham
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judebellingham huge game, huge win. enjoy the break❤️
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yourusername okay whore
↳judebellingham pot meet kettle
↳yourusername kinda mean :(
↳judebellingham thought u liked being my whore
↳yourusername more delusional than ur fans
user4 ^^^very weird
gioreyna my brother❤️
user5 🥰🥰🥰
user6 thighs🤤🤤🤤
↳yourusername exactly what i’ve been saying
↳judebellingham get a grip
jackgrealish come to city x
yourusername be honest what will it take for u to yell at me like this
↳gioreyna u have no shame🙄
↳yourusername if you’d have taken me on that date i wouldn’t have had to lower my standards like this
↳user7 girl stick to singing these boys ain’t shit
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yourusername it’s supposed to be fun turning 21 or wtv
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jobebellingham wonder who that could be
↳yourusername it could possibly be ur dad
↳jobebellingham fuck off u worm
user8 happy birthday favourite girl
user9 HAPPY BDAY❤️
user10 are we gonna just ignore the boy in her bed?
↳user11 it’s jude it’s a common occurrence tbh
judebellingham happy birthday ig
judebellingham suppose u look kinda fit
↳yourusername i distinctly remember u telling me this morning that i’m the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen
↳judebellingham i say daft things when my dicks in ur mouth
↳karim_adeyemi there’s other people on this app u know
bestfriendsuser happy bday girly looking as hot as always ily <3
bestfriendsuser im gonna act like that third slide doesn’t exist for my own sanity
↳yourusername probably shouldn’t open my snaps then
user12 this feels like a relationship announcement
↳yourusername it’s not.
user13 spending her birthday together but they’re NOT dating🤨
↳yourusername we just hang out sometimes🙃
↳trentarnold66 hang out🤣🤣
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judebellingham
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judebellingham views were nice
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user14 wtf??
user15 is she his girlfriend
yourusername don’t tell anyone but u look really pretty rn
yourusername why’d u post the pic where u can’t actually see my arse
↳judebellingham because i don’t want people looking at ur arse
user16 so much for not dating
reecejames u two are foul
bestfriendsuser is someone gonna explain how this happened
↳judebellingham when two people really like each other they do nice things together
↳bestfriendsuser i really fkn hate u
user17 my girls getting corrupted :(
gioreyna 🥰🥰🥰
↳judebellingham 😘😘😘
gioreyna mr and mrs “it’s not serious”
↳yourusername it’s not serious🙄he’s just got a big bank account
↳judebellingham tell him what else is big babe
user18 ^^^ i hate seeing this stuff
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yourusername
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yourusername in this weeks news
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masonmount GO MARIO
↳yourusername thanks 4 being my luigi🫶🏻🫶🏻
↳judebellingham mason’s like 4ft shouldn’t it be the other way round?
masonmount 🍒🍒
↳user19 MASON?? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
↳user20 i’m sure they’re just friends
↳user21 i really don’t like her
masonmount i still feel a little sick and my ears won’t stop ringing
↳judebellingham aren’t u too old for go karting??
user22 i swear she was with jude
↳user23 she’s got a type apparently
bestfriendsuser this i can get behind
↳yourusername shhh🤭🤭
user24 i am so in love with u
oliviarodrigo girl how are u so HOT
↳user25 collab soon🙏
jobebellingham that sunburn looks painful
↳judebellingham bro why are u here
↳jobebellingham she’s upset with u not me🤷
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judebellingham
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judebellingham in this weeks news
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jobebellingham give it a rest🤣
yourusername first shirts ugly
↳judebellingham really? cos it got me laid
↳yourusername did it fuck u were in my dms all night
user26 u look SO good omg
user27 him using the same caption as y/n they’re definitely fighting
↳user28 i think they broke up tbh
↳user29 they were never together😭
erling.haaland good looking fella
↳judebellingham all u big guy❤️
bvb09 the coldest🥶
user000 the best week with u
↳judebellingham u know it🤪
↳yourusername oh?
↳bestfriendsuser oh??
↳yourusername but he was “missing me”
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user30 ^^ these two are so messy
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yourusername
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yourusername hot girl healing
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judebellingham gorgeous😍😍
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judebellingham ur arse looks good in these jeans
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judebellingham answer ur phone bro
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jennaortega obsessed with the first pic
↳yourusername me when i kiss u
user31 we all saw jude’s comments
user32 so so pretty u deserve the absolute world
user33 y/n heartbreak era??? new music coming???
↳user34 i don’t want her to be sad but we NEED new music
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masonmount nice jeans
↳user34 not again🙄🙄
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gioreyna can u heal a little faster i’m getting bored
user36 u are my idol <3
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judebellingham
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judebellingham good to be back😁
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bvb09 Let’s go!!⚫️🟡
user37 y/n still liking his pics👀
karim_adeyemi cute
user38 i wanna give him a rose :(
kalvinphillips most i’ve seen u smile
gioreyna should give that rose to someone else
↳bestfriendsuser she needs a lot more than that
↳gioreyna it’s time he started breaking bank
↳yourusername i wanna date u instead🤭
↳judebellingham you’re off limits.
↳yourusername mason didn’t think so
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sanchooo10 big things to come🙏
↳judebellingham come back dortmund bro
↳sanchooo10 👀👀
adidasfootball ⭐️
user39 petition for u to come to everton
yourusername ur beard looks like pubes
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yourusername
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yourusername big girls don’t cry🙃
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yourusername ps. new music is cooking
sadiesink HOT girls don’t cry
sadiesink especially over mediocre men
↳yourusername especially not men who use bunny ears to tie their laces
user40 new music new music new music
user41 show us ur tattoo!!!!
↳gioreyna it’s a portrait of me
↳yourusername a nude portrait🤭
user42 the way jude is nowhere to be seen
trentarnold66 can i get tickets to ur next gig?
↳yourusername will u hook me up w aitch?
↳trentarnold66 suppose so if u play nice
user43 prettiest and sweetest girl ever <3
user44 u were too good for him anyway
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gioreyna @.jobebellingham stop being a little shit🤣
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three weeks later.
yourusername added to their story!
↳ judebellingham replied to your story!
jude:
u wanna show me
what’s under that top?
you:
not particularly
jude:
don’t be mean
u don’t miss me?
i missed u
you:
missed me or
missed fucking me
jude:
both
i wanna see u
no one’s home
you:
i’m busy
jude:
with mason?
you:
no
jude:
so come over
i know u need me to fuck u
you:
i can’t think of anything worse
jude:
oh really?
i remember u were
begging me two weeks ago
to fuck u in that club
bathroom
seemed like u really
needed it
you:
no idea what ur
talking about
jude:
come over and i’ll
jog ur memory
c’mon pretty girl
let me show u how
much i’ve missed u
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judebellingham
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judebellingham call her easy
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yourusername too far
↳judebellingham i’ve got a list of other things to call u but my mum follows me
↳yourusername 🤨🤨
user45 no fucking way
yourusername why would u post that last pic
↳judebellingham so everyone knows how good u are for me
↳yourusername just gagged🥴🥴
↳judebellingham come gag on something else
reecejames surely not bro
↳judebellingham i don’t see what’s wrong
user46 she does seem kinda easy tbf
↳user47 and jude doesn’t?
jobebellingham mate u could’ve kept these private
bestfriendsuser poor barnaby😢😢
↳yourusername dw i cleaned him :))
↳bestfriendsuser i literally cannot stand u
↳judebellingham i left u a little present for next time ur in him
↳bestfriendsuser ur fucking VILE man
↳judebellingham THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
gioreyna u can take that virgin ring off now
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yourusername
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yourusername stream i should hate you, out friday!
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user48 ur so beautiful… and he’s there
judebellingham tell me ur joking
judebellingham i can sue u for defamation
↳yourusername baby that’s such a big word for u🥺
↳judebellingham i’d be more annoyed if u didn’t look so pretty
↳bestfriendsuser embarrassing👎
user49 FINALLY NEW MUSIC
user50 so SO excited i can’t wait
judebellingham can we talk about how fit i look here tho
↳yourusername no we can’t
jennaortega oh i’m SEATED for this
gioreyna i don’t think u understand how badly i regret introducing u two
↳yourusername you’d be terribly bored without our drama
↳gioreyna yeah but i’d still have my sanity
user51 i just know this new music is gonna top anything else this year
user52 u look gorgeous!! i hope you’ve found happiness
↳jobebellingham don’t count on it
masonmount cant wait to listen💙
↳judebellingham bro have some shame
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one year later.
judebellingham
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judebellingham so proud of you angel🤍
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user53 OMG???
user54 is this the official announcement
yourusername i love u ig
↳judebellingham c’mon u can do better than that
↳yourusername why don’t u come home and i’ll show u just how much i love u
user55 oh she’s gorgeous
user56 jude we want ur girlfriend
reecejames congrats man
gioreyna ur punching clearly
jobebellingham u lasted a whole 12 hours before telling everyone
↳judebellingham ur acting like everyone didn’t already know
user57 this is actually adorable
user58 i want what they have🥺
↳jobebellingham trust me u don’t
masonmount happy for you two!
judebellingham pinned this comment.
↳yourusername do u have to be so petty
↳judebellingham yeah he tried to fuck my girl
↳yourusername MOVE ON
#jude bellingham#hey jude :)#situationship!jude#jude bellingham fluff#jude bellingham smut#jude bellingham blurb#jude bellingham fic#jude bellingham one shot#jude bellingham x reader
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WELL.
evil weegee.
idea where luigi becomes evil one way or another (i’m into the idea of it being a wish-turned-curse-situation) and mario and bowser have to team up to figure out wtf happened and to stop luigi from causing mass destruction.
bowuigi bonus: relationship is pre-established meaning luigi is ruling koopa kingdom alongside bowser. perhaps luigi is self-conscious and feels like he isn’t seen as a leader, leading luigi to make a well-intentioned wish to be taken more seriously. the wish is warped and turns into a curse, turning him into a wicked ruler that takes over koopa kingdom, and his subordinates follow him out of fear rather than respect, when deep down respect is really all he wanted. it starts internally by luigi kinda turning against bowser (confusing the hell out of the poor guy) and just gets worse from there. bowser’s dismayed because both his husband and his kingdom have been yoinked away from him, so he begrudgingly has to team up with mario and peach and whoever else to get everything back.🤠
i kinda wanna write a whole fic now but i honestly am not as well-versed in mario lore as i used to be and haven’t played any of the games in years 😭😭 but ngl drawing evil luigi was fun. low key been in love with luigi since i was 8 years old so it was quite cathartic for me
EDIT: guys i know Mr L exists 😩 i knew of him when i drew this but not exactly who he was/what he did. but i still wanna try to make my own thing here/try to differentiate them LOL. there can be multiple flavors of evil right
flats under the cut because i’m not entirely happy with how the lighting turned out 😩
#super mario#super mario bros#luigi#luigi super mario#bowuigi#nintendo#super mario movie#mario bros#bowser x luigi#i guess it’s ok to tag it as bowuigi#because if i were to write this it would 100% be thru a bowuigi lens lol#mine#my art#this is heavily inspired by disenchanted on disney plus LOL#but really just the whole Wish Gone Wrong aspect of it#that way luigi/the curse is the villain versus some other big bad that now i don’t have to create#because again. not very well versed in mario lore#anyway this was really fun to draw/think up tho#i’m sure the concept has been done before. and done much better at that LMAO#but let me have this#i’m having a great time#evil luigi au
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Imagine if Listener just drops the most ridiculous lore about their lives like
Boo: I was a gang leader once.
Alphonse snapping his eyes open: what?
Boo: I've killed 4 dudes. Shit was wild in highschool let me tell you that.
Alphonse: WHAT?
Or
Casper: you wanna know how I got my knife?
Charlie nodding: yeah sure Cas
Casper looking out the window: got it during a bar fight when this punk bitch tried me.
Charlie: huh?
Casper: he tried to shank me but I got the knife and sliced his eye.
Charlie holding his head bamboozled: wha....CAS?
Or
Rook drinking wine: I fucked a prince.
Auron: Excuse me?
Rook: this prince fell for me and I took his money when we slept together one day.
Auron placing his cup down: I would like the name of this man please.
Or
Star: I got my gallbladder removed after my 18 birthday.
Faust passing his game: wtf
Star: felt like I was dying bc there was a stone in it.
Faust: did it go well? The surgery?
Star: pft yeah I was passed tf out.
(Projecting for star bc this happened during my summer break, I'm a July baby)
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice incorrect quotes#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice faust
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This happened to me but I just wanna delulu sometimes
Emily, seeing Y/N blinking slowly: what are you doing? Are you having a stroke? Do you need help?
Y/N, slowly focusing back: oh i’m unfocusing my eyes, like a camera lens, when i dont wanna listen or when im overwhelmed.
Em: im sorry what? You can do that?
Y/N: uh yeah… i thought everyone can do that? Maybe you need practice.
Em:
Pen:
Morgan:
Spencer: so who’s gonna tell her??????
Hotch: no one.
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Riding an escalator…
Derek: hurry up, y/n!! Wtf are you doing?
Y/N: I’M COUNTING!!!! 1, 2, 3 and then hop on the stair!!!! Did no one teach you that???
Emily:
Pen:
Jj:
Spencer, to Hotch: you know i can make a presentation and a paper to convince her to get checked.
Hotch: shut up, reid.
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Reid, slowly taking Y/N’s hand, coz that’s his game: *blushing*
Y/N, slowly removing her hand: im so sorry but our hands are sweaty and i dont like the feeling. It makes me wanna vomit
Reid: oh. *pouts*
Y/N: can i hold the seams of your shirt instead?
Reid, visibly confused, but is accepting of his psuedo-gf’s quirks: o-okay.
Hotch, watching all this in his office: i need to make a call
Rossi, on it: Hi! This is David Rossi from BAU. I would like to set up a psych eval for Y/N. ASAP, please
#cm#incorrect quotes#spencer reid x reader#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid x you#spencer reid fluff#spencer x reader#criminal minds fanfic#i have a super power#bestie this happens to me alot
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