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Loving Mr Munson -

Bachelorette Party - Part 2

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"Fuck".

You groaned, throwing your arm over your face to block out the single ray of sunlight that found its way through the small crack in the curtain and directly into your eyes. Had your bladder not been so full from all of the drinking you had done the previous night, you would have just rolled over and continued to sleep, but unfortunately there was no other option but to get up and take care of business.

You slowly sat up, testing the waters on how severe your hangover was going to be this morning. Slight headache, nothing a couple of Advil couldn't handle, but your mouth felt as dry as the Sahara desert. How can you be so thirsty when you drank so much last night? At least you had known when to stop, thankful that the little voice inside your head had sounded the warning bell, letting you know if you have one more drink your going to be puking your guts out all night. You would take a little headache over that any day.

You carefully crawled out of bed, as not to wake Lisa who had been sleeping beside you. Although upon further inspection you found your friend to be dead to the world, mouth open and snoring, blonde hair splayed out and a fake eyelash stuck to her cheek. You smirked. Girl was a hot mess, but you knew that she would wake up, carry on as usual and do it all over again tonight. Bless her heart.

You quietly krept to the bathroom to relieve yourself and change out of your dress from the night before, you wanted comfort. The dress had been pretty and sexy but you were sick of feeling like your ass was hanging out so you opted for an old hoodie that you had stolen from Eddie and some leggings. You snuggled into the shirt, breathing in the faint scent of his soap and aftershave. You sighed. What you wouldn't give to be writhing under him in ecstasy right now, his breath warm on your neck as he whispered the dirtiest things into your ear, fucking you into the bed......

You thirsted for this man, you craved him and you couldn't get enough of him.

You grabbed a bottle of water and chugged it, at least you could quench this thirst, then grabbed the phone off the night stand beside the bed and dragged it across the floor until the cord couldn't stretch any further. You opened the sliding glass door and went out onto the balcony to make a phone call, figuring it would be the quietest option. You slid the door closed as far as you could behind you and took in a deep breath of fresh morning air before dialing the phone.

It rang twice and then you heard the deep, smooth sound of his voice." Hello?"

You smiled to yourself." Good morning baby."

" Well good morning Sweetheart." You could almost hear his smile in his voice." What are you doing up at the ass crack of dawn? You should still be in bed with a hangover right now Dollface."

" I'm trying to pace myself darling, I'm not much of a party animal.You know me, I prefer wine tipsy to black out drunk."

" I fucking love it when you are wine tipsy, Sugar. Your fucking giggle, your goofy smile, fucking adorable."

" Not to mention the fact that I can't keep my hands off you-"

" That's not any different than usual-"

You laughed." Ok, you got me there. Your just so fucking irresistible."

He chuckled." That's me Eddie ' fucking irresistible ' Munson. I guess it's better than being the freak. How are the other girls doing?"

" They are all passed out, snoring- those girls can party . Suzie is heading home today, she is afraid of leaving Dustin alone with the kids. I told her he would be fine , he is one of the most capable people I know but I think she misses her babies."

" So Robin and Vikki and Nance still got it?"

" They are seasoned professionals. Oh! I saw your son out at the club last night."

"On the prowl? He has turned into quite the man whore now..."

" He's sowing his wild oats or however that goes . "

" He's fucking everything that walks."

" I still can't believe he had sex with Chrissy-"

" I can't even think about that. Fucking around with married women, even if her husband is the biggest fucking prick in the world-."

" It was her decision too, I'm just glad she didn't try to sink her claws into you. I would have had to beat a bitch."

Eddie burst out laughing." Jesus! You would never have to worry about that Muffin because I don't want anyone but you."

" That's good because your stuck with me." You twirled the cord around your finger." Whatcha doing today?"

" House shit. Fixing the stairs on the front of the house, mowing the lawn-"

" Goddamn it, I'm going to miss it!"

" Miss what?"

" The manbun, the tool belt hung low on your slutty waist, the sweat glistening off your body-"

" Woah, down girl." He chuckled." Does me being domestic really do it for you?"

" Are you kidding me? You using power tools and putting the pencil behind your ear to mark when your measuring, holy shit!"

" Well you will get your fill next summer when we build the new deck out back."

" I'll be bringing you lemonade and wiping the sweat from your brow and watching the show."

" Is that so?"

" No I will totally help out. You know how good I am with a tool, and even better at screwing."

He laughed again, his laugh was one of your most favorite sounds in the world, well other than the sound he made when he orgasmed." I fucking love you."

" I fucking love you too Edward Munson." You smiled." Do you miss me?"

" Of course I miss you Sweetheart. It's fucking cold and lonely in our bed at night without you in it. I sleep like shit."

" You should sleep great without me hogging all the bed-"

" No, I miss my koala bear wrapping herself around me, keeping me warm."

" Aww, Baby. Your coming to pick me up tomorrow , right?"

" Abso-fucking-lutely. " He paused." I'm going to fuck your brains out when we get home-"

" Uh, yeah, I do believe you promised to 'fucking destroy me.' I'm looking forward to it."

" You have no fucking idea." You could hear the promise in his voice and it gave you chills." So what is on the agenda for today?"

" Recovery for a majority of the girls, spa day and dinner and clubbing tonight."

" Strip club tonight?"

" Yeah, I'm fucking nervous. "

Eddie laughed." What for?"

" You don't think it would be awkward having a stranger waving his junk in your face and crawling all over you?"

" I think it would be very awkward if a stranger was waving his junk in my face-"

" You know what I mean!"

" Listen Kitten if you don't want a lap dance, tell them you don't want a lap dance."

" Have you ever had one?"

"Yeah, it was...nice at the time, but you gotta remember Darling that I was single for a long time and rarely had an opportunity to see titties. It will be fine. Pre game before you go and if your uncomfortable fucking leave "

" Your not mad that they are taking me?"

" I don't love that some fucking young stud with a body like a fucking Greek god is going to be dancing and flopping his dick around my wife, but that being said I love you and I trust you, and I'm not worried. Everyone has got to go to a strip club once in their life. You might as well go with your friends. "

"I guess." You sighed." I miss you."

" I miss you too Love."

" I suppose I should let you go now. I think I am going to run out and get a round of coffees for my girls."

" That's sweet. I hope you have a ton of fun today."

" Thanks Baby. Good luck on the house projects."

" Thanks Princess. Make sure someone gets a picture of you in that fucking hot ass outfit you showed me. Your going to look fucking dynamite."

" I will. I love you Mr. Munson."

" I love you too Mrs. Munson."

" Bye Baby!"

" Bye Sweetcheeks."

You hung up the phone and quietly made your way back into the room. Not a creature was stirring so you grabbed your purse and went on a mission to find java.

When you came back Nancy and Robin were stirring in the adjoining room, while Vikki, Suzie and Lisa still slept.

" Your an Angel, you know that?" Robin smiled wearily as you handed her the cup.

Nancy lightly blew into the opening of the travel mug, then took a sip." This is perfect. Thank you."

"Figured you guys could use it. You guys can party hard." You smiled at them.

" Cause we don't get out much, gotta take advantage of every opportunity." Robin also took a sip and nodded." That's the shit right there. So tonight, it's your turn Sweets, it's our mission. "

You gulped. Yikes.

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The day had been lovely, facials and massages and mimosas then shopping and dinner. Between the full body massage and the champagne you were feeling absolutely incredible, loose and relaxed.

Your friends had all rallied and were ready for another night out on the town, with the exception of Suzie, she went back home to be with her babies and Dustin but had been very grateful for a night away.

Tonight was another night for sequins and glitter, another night to get dolled up, though tonight's outfit wasn't as risque as last nights was and you were glad for that. It was still sexy, but more comfortable. You had chosen a white sequin jumpsuit with spaghetti straps and a deep cowl neck, at least you wouldn't have to worry about flashing your ass at everyone tonight. The suit fit you like a second skin. You wore a sexy pair of stilettos, and your hair and make up were on point.

The whole group looked spectacular and while waiting at the hotel for a cab, you asked the Hostess to take a group photo, so that you could capture this moment forever. These girls were the best and you were lucky to have them.

You felt your stomach doing flip flops as they walked you to a table in the dimly lit Strip club. It was dark the music was blasting and there were young men in G-strings every where. On the stage there was a woman practically getting dry humped in front of the crowd.

You turned to Lisa, grabbing her arm." Please don't make me go up on stage!"

She laughed."I promise. But your totally getting a dance."

Your group sat at a large table and ordered a round of shots. You were glad, you were going to need it.

" Even though guys aren't my thing, I certainly do have an appreciation for the male physique." Robin smirked and Vikki laughed.

" They can be very nice to look at."

You let your eyes wonder around the room. Yes the men were in great shape and yes they were young and attractive, but nothing compared to what you had at home. Eddie, with his tattoos and his abs and his muscular arms, he was trim and toned, but not big and bulky. He was fucking perfect and you would pick him every second of every goddamn day over any of the guys here.

" Oh my God they are so fucking hot!" Lisa clapped excitedly." I want one!"

" They are so goddamn young! I bet you these boys are only a couple years older than my son's!" Nancy exclaimed.

" I bet your boys could make some decent money for college-" Robin smirked.

" Robin!"

" What they run around half naked most of the time anyway-"

" I am surprised my son isn't a stripper-" You started and the girls fucking lost it.

You were all still laughing when the waitress brought over your shots .

" I would love to propose a toast to the beautiful Mrs Munson, may you live a long life filled with love , hot sex and wedded bliss. Cheers!" Lisa held her shot glass in the air and we all clinked our little glasses together then threw back our shots.

You had to admit that these men had talent. The moves, the timing, all impressive during the stage show,and the dancing was incredible.

When Lisa waved down one of the gentlemen for your lap dance you took a deep breath and tried to be cool.

" Hello Beautiful." The man said smoothly.

" Please be gentle, it's her first time." Lisa winked at the man.

He flashed her a sexy smile then turned his attention onto you." Don't be nervous, gorgeous, just sit back and relax. Let me dance for you."

" Uh, sure. Its nice to meet you." You extended your hand to shake his but instead he kissed your knuckles.

" It's nice to meet you too." He winked and started dancing in front of you, gyrating and moving his hips. You felt a blush creep up your neck to your face. You focused on his eyes.

Lisa laughed at you then whispered," Your allowed to look at him you know, that is the whole point."

" But we've just met. It feels rude!"

" I assure you Miss it's not rude at all." The stripper danced closer to you, " I like all the attention. Pretty girls like you staring at me all night-" he leaned in close to your ear." That's why I do it."

" Your very good at your job. I'm sorry I'm so awkward-"

" You're doing just fine."

Lisa handed you a wad of dollar bills." Pay the man."

You stuck out the stack and he smirked and nodded down to his G-string. " Just slip them right in Sweets."

You watched as the other women tucked them beneath the waist of his fancy underwear and you followed suit. He danced on you for another minute than took your hands, kissing the tops of them and backed away.

" Thank you."

"It was my pleasure Miss." He pointed to the veil and sash that your friends insisted that you wore again." Congratulations."

You smiled." Thanks. Have a great night!"

He winked then strutted over to the next table.

" There, was that so bad?" Lisa asked.

" No, it was fine, weird but fine."

" Are you ready to leave now?"

"Yup!"

The girls laughed and finished their drinks and we peaced out of the strip club and moved on to the dance club where we proceeded to party the night away.

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" Jesus Christ, I look like fucking shit."

Lisa laughed as she came up behind you and rested her chin on your shoulder. " We told you we were going to get you drunk. Mission accomplished."

Mission accomplished all right. The dance club was absolute mayhem last night, there was not a moment where you did not have some sort of drink in your hand, and with the liquid courage on board you busted out the dance moves you didn't even know that you had, you even swung around a pole like a stripper causing your friends to cheer along with people you had never met, thank God , and hopefully would never see again.

The rest of the night after that was a blur.You remembered stumbling through the hotel and into your room, eating a ton of snacks then passing out on the bed. Surprisingly enough you didn't throw up, you credit that to the snacks you consumed soaking up all the alcohol you drank, but you did wake up with one hell of a hangover. You popped some meds, chugged some water and prayed that you felt better by the time your husband arrived to pick you up. You loved your girls but you were ready to wrap your arms around Eddie.

" How's our girl feeling this morning?" Robin asked entering from the adjoining room, Nancy and Vikki close behind.

" Shitty, but it was worth it. Thank you ladies for a wonderful night. It was fun, well what I can remember of it." You smirked.

" The way you worked that pole-"

You groaned." I'm so embarrassed!"

" You shouldn't be, you killed it!"

" Oh , I'm sure! " You laughed.

" Eddie would have loved it!" Nancy smiled

" Are you kidding? He would have lost his shit!" Robin smirked.

" I doubt it."

Lisa smiled." I have never seen a man look at a woman the way that Eddie looks at you."

" All heart eyes and dimples. It's fucking adorable."

" It's so nice to see him finally happy, like really truly happy."

You sighed. " I love him so much. I'm fucking obsessed."

Your best friend smirked." Like we couldn't tell. You guys can't keep your hands off each other. Don't think we don't notice when you guys sneak off to have sex."

You felt a blush wash over your face." I have never had a lover like Eddie, he's.... incredible." You bit your lip than looked over at Robin and Nancy." Sorry if that is weird to hear, I mean you guys practically grew up together-"

Robin shrugged." Not a total shocker, the boy has to be the best at everything he does-"

" Like when Master of Puppets came out and he practiced every possible minute until he had mastered it, you know how hard that song is to play-" Nancy added.

" And he has insane attention to detail, I'm sure that translates over to the bedroom."

" Trust me it does " You smiled. "He knows exactly what I want. I swear it is his sixth sense."

" I want a Mr. Munson too!" Lisa pouted. " All these guys I go out with are chumps compared to Eddie. He is a gentleman that knows how to treat a lady and the man, he's sexy a hell."

" He is now, if you had only seen him in highschool, jumping up on tables and lecturing the masses on forced conformity, dude was a nerd and a menace." Robin laughed." Everyday we would sit back and wonder what shit he was going to pull."

" I wish I could have known him then." You sighed again." I can't wait to see him!"

" I remember when I couldn't wait to see Steve, when we used to sneak off and have adventurous sex, having four kids really put a damper on that though." Nancy laughed." I wouldn't change a thing though, but thank God we smartened up and decided against having six kids."

You smiled." You seem to have everything so well balanced."

" That is because Steve is an amazing partner, he promised he would be there every step of the way, and he has been."

" Does he still give you butterflies?"

She smiled." Every damn day."

Robin smirked at Vikki." Do I still give you butterflies, my love?"

" Maybe every other damn day." Vikki smiled. "Your a lot to handle."

Robin laughed." That's my girl."

" I want love like that!" Lisa exclaimed.

You looked at the clock on the nightstand. " Oh my God! My man will be here in less than an hour! I look like a hag, I need to pull myself together!"

" He loves you no matter how you look."

" I know that! It's just, he is going to stroll in looking incredible and I am going to look like a fucking troll! "

You jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom to wash last nights makeup from your face, throw your hair up into a bun and to put a light application of makeup on. Your eyes were still puffy but maybe by the time he got here they would be better. You knew that you were doing this purely out of your own vanity, the girls were right Eddie would love you no matter what.

" Does this look better?"

Robin rolled her eyes. " You looked fine to begin with, your 'bad face day' is better than my 'good face day'. You're still in your twenties! You look fantastic all the fucking time! You could run a marathon and still look fabulous!"

" I just want to look nice." You smiled and took the tiny shimmery dress out of your bag from a couple nights before.

" You're wearing THAT home?"

" Yes, Eddie went absolutely Gaga over it. He asked me to wear it for him," You bit your lip, "He thought it was sexy and he wants to fuck me in it. He has been so lonely this weekend, who am I to deny him...." You smirked.

"Oooooohhhh!" All the girls said together in chorus, smiling.

" We know what your doing when you get home!" Lisa fanned her face." You're going to get it....."

" I'm soooo going to get it."

They all cheered again and you shook your head smiling.

" Now if you'll excuse me, I must change."

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Your friends waited patiently with you in the lobby for Eddie to arrive, and the man, as always was very punctual.

" Watch the look on his face when he sees her-" You heard Robin whisper to Vikki.

Then you heard Nancy," Butterflies for sure."

" Goddamn, your husband looks like a rockstar.." Lisa was the last to comment.

She wasn't wrong. Holy shit were you a lucky woman.

Eddie strolled through the door, brown curls wild from the breeze, aviator sunglasses sat on the bridge of his nose, he wore an Alice in chains sleeveless T-shirt that hugged his trim frame, his muscular, tatted arms on full display, tight black jeans and boots, he was a fucking vision. But the best part, hands down was his smile, so bright , and those fucking dimples-

" There's my girl, I missed you so much." Instantly his arms were around you, pulling you close, as he nuzzled into your neck." You're wearing it." He whispered.

" I told you I would." You whispered back .

He pulled away smiling and lightly kissed your lips. " I trust you ladies had a wonderful weekend?"

" It was magical. Especially the part where your wife swung around a stripper pole-"

"Robin!"

"What? You were amazing for a novice."

Eddie's eyebrows raised and he smirked." You did what?"

" These guys had me so drunk! I'm not proud -"

" Fuck, and I missed it?! Damn, I bet you looked real sexy Kitten."

" Again, I was drunk and not super graceful."

" Really let your hair down, didn't ya babycakes?

I'm real proud of you."

" And my pounding head is the proof of it."

He smiled widely." I've got the perfect cure for that." He winked at you and your stomach did flip flops." Let's get you home Princess, so you can rest."

" Yeah, you better get home so you can 'rest'." Robin smirked.

Eddie smirked back " Gotta take care of my Princess."

" Your going to take care of her all right." Lisa winked.

" Y'all are perverts." He chuckled, than picked up your bag and threw it over his shoulder." Ready Darlin?"

You nodded then quickly gave your girlies hugs. " I can't thank you guys enough, this weekend was absolutely amazing. You girls are the best!"

You said your goodbyes and slid an arm around your husbands waist. He slid his sunglasses carefully onto your face, knowing that they would help against the bright sun outside then kissed the tip of your nose. He turned and waved goodbye to the girls.

" See you soon Ladies, take it easy!"

" Bye Eddie!" They all said in unison then laughed.

He pulled you close and the two of you walked out to your old, but reliable small car. He opened your car door and pulled a flannel out and slipped it over your shoulders before you got inside.

"Thank you baby."

" Your welcome Sweetheart." He made sure you were carefully tucked in before closing the door than he climbed into the driver's seat. " So I wasn't sure what stage of hangover I would find you in sooo, I brought Tylenol, a Gatorade, a coffee and a breakfast sandwich for you. " He lifted a brown paper bag and pointed to the coffee and the Gatorade in the cup holder." I wanted to cover all the bases for a quick recovery." He grinned widely.

You leaned forward in your seat and took his face in your hands." Just when I thought I couldn't possibly love you anymore..." You kissed him." This is so sweet Baby."

" Like I said, gotta take care of my girl."

You smiled and squeezed his thigh. " Thank you."

" That's what husbands are for. Now why don't you fill me on this weekend while you eat your breakfast?"

You took a big sip of coffee and it was hot and absolutely perfect. You opened up the bag and took out two breakfast sandwiches, unwrapped one for Eddie then dug into the other while you recounted the events of the weekend.

The food and coffee in conjunction with the Advil you had taken earlier had helped immensely, and you could feel your headache starting to disappear.

" Feeling better Princess? " Eddie asked, rubbing your leg.

" So much better, baby."

" I'm glad Darlin."

" I know what will make me feel even better though."

Eddie looked over at you, eyebrow raised, smirk on his face." And what would that be Angel?"

" What does your sixth sense tell you Edward?"

" I can say without hesitation that you need a good fucking. "

" You think that's what I need?" You smiled.

"I don't think, I fucking know Sugar." You felt his fingers walk up your inner thigh, dip under the hem of your dress, then slip between your legs- you bit your lip. "Fuck Kitten, your not wearing any panties?" He took his eyes off the road for another brief second, a sexy smirk on his face. "That's my dirty fucking girl, you must want it real fucking bad."

" You know I do baby, so fucking bad."

He turned his attention back to the road, but his fingers remained and slid between your slick folds, where he found your sensitive bud and started circling it with his finger. "How's that my love? Better?"

You moaned." Eddie-" you took the flannel off your shoulders and covered your lap out of modesty.

" Don't worry Babygirl, we are almost home then I will give you exactly what you fucking need ."

You rested your head back on the seat and bit your lip as you watched him drive carefully ,as if nothing was going on, like he wasn't fucking you with his fingers. You knew he was good at multitasking but...." Eddie!"

You watched a smile spread across his face. "Aww, what's the matter Sweetheart? Getting close?"

" Mmmmhhhhmmm-"

" So close to the edge that you can't find your words? Well go ahead Angel, go ahead and cum. Make a mess on my fingers, make a mess of that dress-"

Your head was fuzzy. Your core was aching, you were so close."Baby I-" You groaned.

" Just fucking let go. God, your making me so fucking hard right now-" he applied a little more pressure to your clit sending you right over the edge. You gasped, the coil inside you snapping. You squirmed in your seat one hand clenched onto his thigh, the other holding onto the door. Thank fucking God the majority of the ride had been on roads with little traffic, not that you really cared, not when he made you feel so good.

" There, my sweet,needy girl. Is that better?Your so fucking sexy. God I can't wait to fuck you." He smiled and wiped his slick covered fingers on his jeans as you recovered.

" I can't believe you did that." You shook your head, smirking.

" What? " He asked innocently." Got you off while driving? Excellent hand eye coordination remember?" He winked. " I seem to remember someone giving me a blowjob while I was driving down the road once-"

" But that was a dirt road."

" This just made it a little more exciting." He turned onto your street and you felt your heart racing again.

" Baby, do you want me to suck your cock-"

" That's sweet Dollface, but right now, what I really need is that pretty little pussy. I've really fucking missed her."

Eddie pulled into the driveway and in just moments the two of you were running into the house, desperate to get your hands on each other.

Before the door was even closed Eddie had you pinned against the wall, mouth crushing yours as your nimble fingers undid his belt, then his pants. You could feel how hard he was, his dick pressing against your leg.

" Need you, right fucking now-" Eddie mumbled against your lips, picking you up and carrying you into the bedroom . He set you down on the bed and you wasted no time tugging down his pants, his erection springing free.

You couldn't help yourself, you leaned forward and took him into your mouth, he groaned and fisted your hair in his hand, as you bobbed your head back and forth, taking him all in.

" F-fuck Princess," he stuttered as you licked his length, swirling your tongue around the tip, lapping up the bead of pre- cum and then closing your lips around him again."Jesus Christ, that feels so fucking good, but Darlin-"

You pulled off with a pop." I know Baby , I just wanted a taste-" You watched him kick off his pants, strip off his shirt. His chest was heaving and he had a feral look in his eye.

He ran his hands up your thighs, hiking up your dress then pulled you to the edge of the bed and buried himself inside you in one swift movement. You gasped, reeling in the feeling of him inside you, the stretching, the fullness.

Eddie moaned as he withdrew then pounded back into you again, then again, his big hands grabbing hold of your hips." My girl, taking my cock so well-"

" Give it to me, Eddie."

And he did. He drilled into you hard and fast, the sensation was enough to make your head spin, your fists clenching the sheets as he fucked you hard into the bed.You knew it wouldn't take long at this pace for you to reach your release.

" Oh God,oh God, oh god-" You chanted as you got closer and closer to climax, as he hit the sensitive spot inside you relentlessly over and over again.

" So fucking good , Babygirl. Fuck- " Eddie rambled, his hips snapping into you. " You feel so fucking good."

You could feel yourself spiraling out of control, feeling the shockwaves of ecstasy washing over you as you shouted his name, your walls clenching around him like a vice.

" Fuckfuckfuck-" The obscenities spilled from his beautiful lips as he chased his own release, his thrusts slowing ,sloppy until he collapsed on top of you completely spent.

You wrapped your arms around him pulling his sweaty body close, brushing his hair back from his sticky neck and feathering him with light kisses on his neck and shoulder.

" I love you." He whispered,picking his head up and bringing his lips to yours. The kiss was so soft, so slow, his hands coming up to lightly cup your face, the gesture so sweet and gentle." Are you alright Sweet girl?"

You smiled up at him." I am absolutely wonderful Mr. Munson."

His eyes searched yours." Are you sure? I was a little rough, I'm sorry-"

" Baby don't apologize, it was fucking incredible." You smiled dreamily." It was exactly what I needed. Baby, I have been dreaming of this ever since you told me you were going to fucking destroy me in this dress. I love it when we make love and it's sweet and soft, but sometimes a girl's just gotta get fucking railed."

He smiled down at you." I'm always happy to oblige." He kissed the tip of your nose than carefully rolled off you. " I'm so happy your home Sweetheart."

You rolled onto your side and slowly traced the spider tattoo on his chest with your finger, then lightly ran your hand down further to his abs where your fingertips lightly danced. You watched as his core muscles quivered under your touch. "Eddie Munson you are the sexiest man I have ever seen."

" What about the strippers at the club?" He smirked.

" While their dancing skills were quite impressive, none of them could hold a candle to you Baby."

" Speaking of dancing skills, when are you going to pole dance for me?" He smiled.

" I wish Robin and never mentioned it, I am trying to block it out!"

" I want you to dance for me sometime-"

" I dance all the time-"

" No like, dance for me." He licked his lips.

" There will need to be a lot of tequila involved-"

Eddie laughed." I just happen to have a brand new bottle. But in the meantime," He reached over and slid the strap of your shimmery dress down your arm, then leaned forward and kissed and nipped at your shoulder, giving you goosebumps." Why don't I strip you out of this dress and draw you a nice relaxing bath?"

" Sounds wonderful, will you join me?"

" Of course! Someone has to scrub your back and wash your hair."

" You spoil me Mr.Munson."

" I'm supposed to Mrs. Munson, I made a vow and I take it very," he kissed your forehead, "Very," he kissed your lips," Seriously."

" To have and to hold Baby."

" To have and to hold Sweetheart."

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Okay time for the final round!! It's time for THE Valentines poll <3

I'm making this poll a week long cause i'm not gonna be able to do anything in times for valentines oopsie So i just wanna see how many votes this can get <3

What are you doing for valentines? Entirely up to you, could be a date, could be a pistol duel at sunrise, could be causing mayhem, whatever you're feeling

Their looks and also propaganda for each of them under the cut! (it got long oops)

Technician Nioza!

She's a very determined little roborat! This woman has her own instant noodle company that she keeps secret that she runs cause it gives her funding for all her work. Her mask has one smooth panel on the front and she uses it to project expressions like :) D: >_< She loves listening to people talk and also is very passionate about revenge, tell her about your terrible exes and she'll be rooting for you to kick their asses.

DYMP!

Full name of Don't Yiff Me Please. This little creature is a bit of a joke and also capable of turning himself into spaghetti. She has extensive knowledge about entirely useless information and will tell you all about it <3 For some reason, this cat can bark.

Liliyana Nyx!

Goth milf <3 She is immortal and will melt into a puddle of darkness if she gets too stressed. Spends her time helping the priory straighten out their historical records, she likes having something to do. She does love a good library date.

Damai Vespati!

My commander! They're a little awkward and bad at showing emotions but they're also extremely loyal and willing to fight to protect the people they love. They do show affection in their own way, including silently hanging out and lightly headbutting their friends like a cat. Secretly loves puns <3

Crown of Fools!

A body stealing demon, Crown tricks people into wearing their physical form (the crown) in order to go on adventures and cause chaos. It loves to ditch the bodies it's possessing in terrible places, forcing them to deal with the consequences of what she's been up to. They also steal the pronouns of the person they've been possessing once it leaves!

Mao The Magpie King!

*hands you a shiny rock hands you a shiny rock hands you a shiny-* Not actually a norn, it just happens to look an awful lot like one. It loves finding pretty things and sharing them with its favourite people. If you're close enough, it will gladly carry you around for a nice flight. It also likes to cause problems <3

Aethus!

A very normal bard :) He's an ex-thief who turned to being a bard in his quest for revenge against the man that tried to kill him. He's had a redemption arc against his will but it worked out for the better for him! He likes to lounge around like an oversized cat and will appear randomly in order to give things he thinks his friends and loved ones might like. He also purrs <3

Inixori!

Worlds worst woman <3 She's highly murderous and has great fun doing it. She's tall, strong, and likes to whistle while chasing down the people she's trying to kill. She's missing an eye cause she got too silly goofy with a knife and her friend <3

#i got carried away oops #statistical nonsense #i need some new screens of lili i think #i'm dealing with uhhh real bad times atm so the resulting bit of writing and maybe edits might take a little while #but i promise it shall be done <3 #ignore the fact i had to edit this oops

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p1nkcanoe · 8 months

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OK SO, I have no shame so anon? Not today.

Anyways Ghouls in different forms of gothic clothing, like- each ghoul having their own style ? Yes. Trad goth, Vampiric, corporate goth??? ABSOLUTELY.

Also a ghoul in short leather shorts/skirt, yes please. I'm channeling that for an outfit today.

Ghouls in spooky swimwear too- I have too many ideas HELP.

love, love, love. each ghoul having their own distinct style makes it difficult to steal from each other’s closets sometimes, but also results in some amazing fit checks. it’s also means that sometimes they wander into another room and just go “hot or flop?” and it turns into a 2000s magazine forum about whether or not the combination works or if they need to turn around and change.

you also mentioned short leather skirts and my brain immediately jumped to mountain, so… 😵‍💫 put that big ghoul in a mf skirt.

(it’s also not his, it never is, but somehow he always ends up being dressed up like a doll by every single member in the pack and told to strut like the hallway is his runway)

this one got kinda long when I got carried away with ghouls in swimwear. but who doesn’t love a wet ghoul in a tiny pair of shorts??? allow me to explain under the cut:

but swimwear, oh, this is good. I could ponder upon this in my orb for a while.

dew’s gonna wear either a tiny little speedo or nothing at all because he hates tan lines and thinks he's immune to getting sunburnt (he's very much not immune)

sunshine is a bikini top and shorts girlie. and cmon, she's comfy, secure, safe, and sexy. even dew doesn't mind when she--without fail--steals his shorts off the top of his clothes pile

rain is gonna wear cute little shorts (and I mean little, like the shortest inseam possible while still having an inseam) with a bright and goofy pattern on them like dogs with swimsuits on or sharks with sunglasses

aurora is gonna always wear something pastel, frilly, and so adorable yet sexy, and make everyone wanna put it on (and take it off)

cumulus ALWAYS looks SO DAMN GOOD in something light colored and plunging, maybe baby blue with a tiny, sheer skirt to go with it to show off her ass while she lounges by the lake with a filthy romance novel…

aeth banana hammock aeth banana hammock (at first he wore it as a joke but he kinda understands the hype now…)

mountain prefers to be nude if he’s outside. but sometimes that’s not always ideal, especially if there’s siblings wandering around, so he’ll have to settle for a thin sarong to keep everyone civil

swiss is a tease, we all know this. he’s gonna wear something tight, something stretchy to show off everything without actually showing everything. if you thought the skin-tight spandex were bad before he got in the lake, just wait until he gets out

CIRRUSSSSSSSSS, FUCK. she never disappoints. it’s a one piece that functions as a two piece, sometimes barely even a two piece. something dark, strappy, that wraps around the waist and the tops of her arms almost like lingerie. unlike dew, she thinks the many tan lines she gets from her suits are sexy and she makes every excuse to get more

phantom is a wild card. there's no telling what he's gonna show up to the lake in. sometimes its the shorts copia bought him, other times it's a pair of boxers or nothing at all if he's feeling overstimulated... there was also that one time that he stole one of cirrus' swimsuits and made quite a show of it

there’s so many good options here and I’m sorry I fixated on such a small part of your ask, but it’s so yummy I couldn’t not eat it up. also did not touch too much on the "spooky" aspect of your prompt, but it's spooky how sexy they all are, amirite?

—anyways, thoughts????

#gasmaskblues #p1nk cb #p1nk dab

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andromedaesresolve · 2 years

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The Bird is the Word | V x Reader

The second time this silly little goth man called you "sparrow", your eyebrows shot up incredulously, and you leaned over to give him a baffled look.

Fluff making fun of V's taste in pet names. I got a little lost in the sauce, so this is... not over. Pretty twink boy is distracting, what can I say?

Tags: Reader-insert / x reader, gender-neutral reader, fluff, drabble, reading poetry together, SFW but there is (gasp) KISSING, goofy ahh poetry man, this man thinks he's sooo composed but naahhhh (and this is a hill I will die on)

Word count: 779

I have an unreasonable aversion to writing things under 1k but I wrote this in one go and it's too well self-contained to taint. There will be at LEAST one more installment of this, though I suspect 2.

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The first time he had called you "sparrow", you had been a little preoccupied with looking dreamily into his eyes and at his lips as your faces neared one another. You love this stupid thespian dork too much. All this silly gushy bullshit. Half the time, you can't take him seriously with his cheesy-ass flowery nonsense, especially when it's particularly affectionate. But it nonetheless flusters you, and as much shit as you give him for it, it really is kinda touching and all that. He really is a cutie, huh?

The second time this silly little goth man called you "sparrow", your eyebrows shot up incredulously, and you leaned over to give him a baffled look. You blinked at him a couple of times, reeling at his choice of pet names. When his gaze waveringly met yours, his expression contorted just slightly, but you had to hold in a barking laugh. It seems your incredulous look flustered him a bit. His ears and cheeks dusted a faint pink after about 10 seconds of staring at him. He averted his gaze at 14 seconds, and his expression further contorted in embarrassment at 16 seconds. Your mouth wormed into a grin. You couldn't hold it any longer, you snickered at him.

"'Sparrow,' really??" You tease. You were still reeling at it, you'd honestly never heard anything like that before. It was kinda super cute and sweet in his typical silly, adorable way, but it was also the most ridiculous thing you'd ever heard.

He only softly snorted in embarrassment as a response, crossing his arms and further averting his eyes. His blush was fading, though, what a shame.

"What's next, 'pigeon'?" You needled.

"Oh, hush, you," he huffed.

You had a way of tripping up this silly little smug bastard, causing him to completely lose his composure and reduce him to flustered complaints and whines. You've still not come down from this little power trip.

"You're so cute, chickadee." You teased, receiving only an eye roll.

The third time he called you "sparrow", you were more prepared.

This instance had seemed like more of a slip of the tongue on his part. He had rested his cheek on his hand, sneaking dreamy looks at you between the verses of his book. You had been relaxing on your stomach right next to him, also reading from the book. He typically reads out loud to you, but he seemed to have been in a more quiet mood when you crawled up next to him. You didn't mind, you had pecked him on the cheek and both silently read, enjoying each other's company. You wise-cracked a comment or two here and there, and he expressed his thoughts on a few particular lines, but you were both otherwise quiet.

He would diligently glance over at you to see when you had finished reading before turning the page. These glances began to last longer over the course of the evening, and the poetry collection had come to a much denser poem, requiring much more time between the turning of pages. When he didn't turn the page after you had clearly finished it, you looked to him and, upon catching him stealing a look, smiled sweetly in response. What a dork. Your dork. After the second occurrence of this, you smirked at him. Upon the third, you had merely side-eyed him and snickered.

The next page was a new poem, shorter and sweet. You ran your fingers along the page as you read it over, a warm, soft look on your face as you soaked in the tender verses. You gave a soft sigh when you had finished reading it, your eyes continuing to examine the entry.

The raven-haired man was completely entranced by the sight of you in this moment. He smiled gushily at you and mumbled gently, "I love you, sparrow..."

In the dumb cutesy headspace from reading the poem, you were thoroughly tickled, and murmured your own "I love you too, finch." You met his dreamy look with one of your own.

He stuttered and ducked his head, grin stretching as he stared down at the bedsheets. He shook his head in amusement, his hair sliding down and draping over the side of his face closest to you. You tucked his soft, dark hair back behind his ear and gazed at him with adoration, pressing a kiss to his cheek. He was so damn pretty. Before you knew it, your hand reached over to the other side of his face, turning his head to meet his lips with yours. His hand fell to the back of your neck as he melted into your touch.

#I got... really lost in the sauce ok #I deadass have a book of birds at my desk for this shit bro #v dmc #devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #v x reader #gender neutral reader #devil may cry fanfiction #I am in love with the twink

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lover-cook · 3 months

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Valentine's Week : Familial

Ohhhh familial f/os oh my familial f/os. These guys do genuinely mean so much to me you don't even know man. I'm gonna ramble about my fictional dads and siblings to my hearts content!

I'm gonna start with the Powerful Dad Quartet!

Buggy, Mihawk, and Shanks in particular really REALLY resonate with me like. THOSE ARE MY DADS! Shanks was probably the first that I connected with like family when I watched OPLA for the first time. Then I watched Film: Red and I was sold wahah. In my head he's who hypes me up and has my back the most and that's means.. alot. Next was Buggy who happened after I started my watch of the anime and got to know him better. He reminds me a lot of the irl father figures I've had in my life, which is a trend you'll see as we go on. He's explosive and impulsive and loud and kind of an ass but that's part of the fun I think. I have problems speaking up for myself and setting boundaries especially around men so the idea of him understanding and respecting me but still being his goofy and obnoxious self is.. kind of like practicing in my head, you know? MIHAWK MY DAD MIHAWK! Okay going to be honest my connection to him mostly builds off Goth Family headcanons and inserting myself into them wahah. That doesn't mean I don't have my reason's though. Mihawk is like the soft-spoken but earnest autistic dad I didn't know I needed. The kind to listen to my rambles and interests and be supportive even if he doesn't get it at all, you know? Don't tell anyone but he's my favorite lkndalkadflnk And the most recent is Crocodile! Which I don't have enough to give proper thoughts outside of I enjoy him a lot and him being in Cross Guild was the final push to just go ahead and add him. He gives me scary-dad "my daddy's got a gun" privilege's./hj NOW I CAN TALK ABOUT MY PIRATE SIBLINGS. :D

LUFFY AND UTA MY BROTHER AND SISTER LUFFY AND UTA!

When I tell you from the BEGINNING I got some little brother energy from Luffy wahah. I can't tell you the kinship I feel with Luffy and it's not just because he also gives me gender envy. I think getting a full body arm wrap hug from him would fix me and make me the happiest person on earth. AND UTA!! I need just one movie and snacks night with her and I think we'd connect instantly. Their isn't much outside of sibling energy with these two and the connections to Shanks with both of them. I realized if Shanks is my dad these two are my brother and sister and when I tell you I WAS SO HAPPY. Absolute goobers <3 Now onto the non One Piece people!!

Silver my amazing cyborg dad Silver <3 This was probably my first emotionally charged familial f/o. I learned about Treasure Planet during the emotional rollarcoaster that was 2020 and I got attached QUICKLY! He's another one of my many fatherly f/os that really really reminds me of the father figures I've had in my real life and that effects how I interact with him. Silver was one of the few characters at the time that really said what I needed to hear, you know? I saw myself a lot emotionally in Jim and watching the pep talks he was given by Silver felt like I was getting those too. Once again I think a full body beer belly hug would fix me waha.

GLAMROCK FREDDY!!! MY SUPERSTAR!! I am not immune to big robot dad influences. For all it's faults Security Breach didn't hold any punches with the characterization of their animatronics and their is no better an example than Glamrock Freddy! I was just as affected by the "way to go Superstar!" and got attached QUICKLY! He's just such a sweetie and is such a good dad he would make sure I was so so loved and supported.

AND I NEED TO MENTION THE WACHOSKI'S !!! This group genuinely gives me such soft and sunshiney feelings for a family that only exists in two movies (not to say I don't connect with Tails and Knuckles outside of the movies but them in this family format Hits Different) They are THE definition of a comfort family for me and I can't help at look and Maddie and Tom and see parents, you know? They bring me such a sense of childlike joy and carefreeness that's unparalleled. And Tails, Knuckles, and Sonic are so like. Sweet and realistic in the sense of being siblings, you know? I would gladly sign up to be the nerdy but cool older siblings in their group. I wear the badge of being the one to get us out of trouble like a BADGE!

And some honorable mentions to Astrid, Giovanni, and Wukong as well even though I don't have the time to talk about them too much! A lot of my familial f/os come from a place of projection and healing from my unhealthy home life growing up and these three mean a lot to me in that way. Giovanni and Astrid really really remind me of my own mother and the father figures in my life and through them I come to understand that more and help myself feel better about that situation I was put in. And Wukong reminds me a lot of an unperfect dad who's at least trying and learning and growing as a person as well as being a male role model I didn't get to have.

#ollie musings #familial #👒thinking about you #🤡the doofis dadster #🍷you’re safe with me #🐊i don’t bite dear #🏴‍☠️.fam #🍖freedom has a nice ring to it #🐰the silliest songs #🌺mama needs a little girl #🦁peanuts at shore #🐻 my favorite superstar #🐒magic monkey man #🦊fantastic tails the fox #🥊it means an unbreakable promise #🍩that’s a wachoski family special #🥨she’s the cool parent #🤜power bump.fam #familial f/o

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goblin-spider · 4 months

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While I'm on the topic of the ultimate blorbo, here are my favourite spideys and why (they aren't ranked because I am kissing them all on the forehead equally and putting them in my mouth and chewing aggressively in an affectionate manner)

1. Miguel O'hara, ofc. Man's a favourite because everytime I read his stuff, it's like it's pointing at my deepest issues and going 👁️👁️🫵🏻

2. Patrick O'Hara aka Ponderosa parker. Cowboy. Spider man cowboy. Very shaped. Has horse. Shoots webs out of pistols for Christ's sake! He's so cool. Makes my brain go 🧠🪱 pspspspspsps. I want to give his loner ass some kisses. His voice in atsv made me feel like a rabid animal (I really like southern American accents).

3. Ben Reilly. First of all, his back story is sick as! Second of all, body goals. Dudes 'defined musculature' is very goals. His costume? I want to steal it. Also, also, his mopey and dramatic nature in the movie was hilarious.

4. Jess. SHE RIDES A MOTORCYCLE AND DOES HERO WORK WHILE PREGNANT! I respect that. Also, I really like her sound advice and honesty when it comes to speaking up about what she thinks. Her design goes pretty hard too. She's so pretty.

5. Ezekiel Sims. "Let me guess... He died?" I love the skrunkly old, spider totem obsessed dude. He's just so... Idk I wanna chew on him.

6. Hobie Brown. As a goth who appreciates punks and all that they do, seeing and finding out there even was a punk spider man made me so happy. I love his wicks. I like that he isn't afraid to kill villains when they need to be killed in the comics (haven't actually gotten up to reading his yet but I will!) And his jokes in the movie were hilarious. Also, can we just appreciate how he helped miles when everyone else was against him?! What a cool dude.

7. Speaking of Miles, Miles Morales is another favourite. I like how caring he is towards his little sister in the comics, I like how his movie counterpart has developed as a character. I like how he wanted to study science instead of art to try and see his friends again and his art in the movie is also very epic.

8. Peter B Parker. He's stinky, broken, hilarious and skrunkly with messy hair and a dad bod. I'd marry him and feed him pizza like he was a king if I could. I really like dilfs with big brown eyes and a cup-able face. He's a disaster. I could make him worse. MOVE OVER MJ ITS MY TURN!

9. Noir. Backstory? Sad asf. I like that he shoots Nazis and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. I would absolutely steal his look. There's a lot more I could info dump about but this post is already long enough.

10. This will probably come to no surprise to anyone, but insomniac peter parker. I love how he fights. I love his personality. His suit is 🥵 (and so is he in Spider-Man two. I am looking disrespectfully at symbiote Peter 💖👄💖)

11. Toby Maguire Spider man. The first spidey I ever got obsessed with. As a kid, I wanted to be like him, be strong and help people (I was a kid and it was the 2000s I didn't realise how cheesy and goofy his character actually was until I got older).

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dunmer-pussy · 9 months

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hi guys mostly original posts because I’m driving out somewhere but like.

Ranted to my boyfriend abt this but Wednesday (the show I would like to emphasize) and how it blew the fuck up on tiktok led to a lot of like. Tiktok goths. now hear me out I’m not talking abt goths that became goths because of tiktok.

I’m talking the folks who buy their shit from shein n shit. look I get it if diy isn’t your thing, it’s certainly not mine and I’m not the most artistically inclined. but you can at least try to go thrifting or look on Etsy or hell even see if there’s local boutiques and shops in your area. And even if you can’t afford that know that that’s 100% okay. The fashion is secondary so you don’t even have to wear it if you don’t want to. Hell I don’t look goth at all, no shame at all. As long as you try if you’re able to and if the look is something you think you want.

But there’s people who think that all the subculture is IS fashion. This isn’t true!! The subculture is primarily music based! This is where my issue with tiktok goths arise.

I ask them how they define themselves as goth, they’re like, “oh the aesthetic and I like dark stuff and death.” Cool! I do too! But what else? And they say, “the way I want to dress,” and I say, oh that’s fucking sick dude you go you funky little baby bat. what else tho. Gimme some songs and artists. And they’re like “oh I like lady gaga and Taylor swift and Kate bush” and I’m like. honey. my little baby bat. Taylor swift and lady gaga are the furthest thing from goth. Kate bush is on the right path. But please listen to more than just running up that hill. get some skinny puppy into your system. where’s the cocteau twins. And then they’re like “OHHHHHH YOURE AN ELITIST TO THE BLOCKLIST WITH THEE” just because I dared to… ask them…. Where the rest of the music is…

But some that don’t instantly jump down my throat? I am more than fucking excited to send them this big ass playlist (not by me btw I forget the url/user of the creator) that I reference near-constantly and have built my tastes and personal playlists up off from. Take a skim through it. I have some personal faves and also some artists that you should blacklist (cough siouxie) and will be glad to chat for hours. If the playlist is too intimidating I have intentions on making a mini-sampler-playlist but I just send over some of my faves.

Usually this went over pretty okay where it was like. “Oh this will grow on me,” “oh I love this a lot,” “I want/need more of this particular sound,” but there’s the occasional outlier where they refuse just about every single song I send. And to that I say the line that gets me branded an elitist more often than never — “then don’t call yourself a goth if you’re not willing to immerse yourself in the music.” bauhaus didn’t sacrifice Bela Lugosi on the cross with a wooden stake for this shit.

So please please go and give the music a try, there’s gonna be something that’ll grow on you/you will like especially if you like 80s music (because this genre rides a lot on the 80s) or a nice heavy industrial sound. I love baby bats and I love introducing them to the true might of the music you’ll find here. It’s not elitism to ask you to try and participate in the music, but it’s also not everyone’s thing (which is 100% okay)

Edit: it’s also like. 200% okay to listen to other things. We aren’t demanding you listen to only goth shit. enjoy Taylor swift all you want u goofy little baby vampire.

#caydeposting #goth shit

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numetaljackdog · 1 year

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what i'm listening to 12/5/2022 (song notes under cut)

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Laura Les - Haunted: haunted. by laura les.

100 gecs - Hey Big Man: rapidly becoming a contender for my favorite gecs song ever. so many great lines, great sounds, plus the fucking. SNAKE EYES.

100 gecs - Torture Me (feat. Skrillex): i might have preferred the demo of this a tiny bit but this one's still great. the lyrics themselves feel a little bit more adjacent to laura's solo stuff which is cool with me, if you couldn't guess

100 gecs - Runaway: probably my least favorite on the ep but that's not saying much because i'm fuckin w it. the vocals on this are particularly *chefs kiss*

Fontaines D.C. - Jackie Down The Line: i thiiiink this is one of the first tracks to ever appear in more than one WILT... i heard this one on the radio by chance over the summer and it really stuck with me. when wrapped came out, i relistened and have had it on repeat again since. i didn't love this album when it came out, but maybe i'll give it another shot...

Insane Clown Posse - Southwest Voodoo: still on my bullshit, folks. this one has some questionable material but it's a lot of fun and has a surprisingly really great guitar riff. this month i came to the long overdue realization that i have sort of a weird transbutch faggender type attachment to goofy-ass tryhard aggro rap music, so there's gonna be a good deal of that in here

whoTF - Wendy Carlos (feat. Folie, Forget Basement, Fraxiom): i can't really say much about this one other than that frax is a genius. that's not to ignore the others on the track, just that frax is the only one i've had prolonged exposure to

Orgy - Fiction - Dream in Digital: i finally got around to listening to this album after picking it up from the thrift store months ago, and upon hearing this track i realized i had heard it a fair few times before. i lovvve this type of overdramatic cyberpunky industrial shit from the 00s, it's basically what generated my "synthetic solution" tag. good for lain fans btw

CAKE - Never There: heard it on the radio. it's got bitchin horns and a goofy catchy chorus... what more do you want

Deli Girls - It Must Be So nice: this type of digital hardcore or whatever you call it is right up my alley because it's like the perfect midpoint between crazy goth metal shit (love it) and freaky electronic shit (love it). owns. shoutout violet for making good playlists <3

Lil Uzi Vert - Just Wanna Rock: like all the lil uzi material i've enjoyed, this one took a fair few listens to click. it's good though! i'm legally not allowed to say anymore about this song.

White Town - Your Woman: found this from the newest todd video (#toddgirl) and got super interested in hearing more of this guy's stuff. haven't gotten to it yet but this one still goes off

Worthikids - Pinned My Dreams On A Shooting Star: i'll be real when i heard this in the new episode, i thought it was going to be a lot more minor key and edgy. little bit disappointed, frankly, BUT. still a good jam. bubger

Harry Styles - Late Night Talking: i'm as surprised as you are. these top 40 rankings are doing things to me, man. this week's coming later today btw. but yeah this was a way better single than as it was, it's got really nice harmonies and speaks to the theme of change much better. i'm legally not allowed to say anymore about this song.

House Of Pain - Top O' The Morning to Ya: remember what i said about shitty tryhard aggro rap? yeah

Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands): same kinda thing as the orgy song where i realized i had heard this a million times, except this time i didn't buy the album i just heard this on the radio. i do love my post grunge!

Kris Kross - I Missed The Bus: another todd find, he used this as the interstitial in his 90's bus ranking video. it's just so fucking funny to me, these kids having to act all tough and cool while rapping a chorus that just goes "i missed the bus" again and again lmaooo

Mudvayne - Happy?: mudvayne had some genuinely good songs but also mostly chad gray's voice is just really funny because of how shitty it is. like bro you can barely scream please stop trying to clean sing. except don't because again. very funny

Eminem - Without Me: LOOK. i'm allowed to enjoy a few eminem songs, both because of the aforementioned weird gender crisis i've been having for the past month or possibly several years AND because some of them are not that bad!! the hook on this one is really good!! fuck you! still, the amusement i get from ripping on eminem will always always always outweigh any level of genuine enjoyment i might be able to get from his music

#*char noises*#talking pop

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theghostwthemost · 2 years

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oops I’m late but character opinion on Yugi and/or Yami and/or Kaiba? Asdfsffss I couldn’t pick

ASkdjd I couldn't pick either so I'm doing all three!! Any excuse to talk about characters fkdjsf

Yugi Muto my beloved...my fave from the series no doubt. I am obsessed w his goth punk get up with his baby face - my first character that made me crazy mentally ill <3 I know he's the main character but with him and Yami sharing a body, I was always a bit sad that Yugi so frequently had Yami take the reigns so he wasn't as present (and I know thematically it makes sense but!! I'm love him!) His dynamic with others is actually what's most interesting to me about him and I think he is overall just a sweetheart with a very kind heart.... BUT also grows SO MUCH over the series into a very capable person and I wish fandom wouldnt baby and woobify him so much (or go the opposite and turn him into a weird sex kitten?? like hello???) anyways Yugi I love you so much you are so correct

BASTARD <3 my love. Yami is objectively scary (I mean, being a spirit that can possess your body and has (had?) the power to destroy peoples minds when he wants to...) BUT He's also the biggest loser in the world and I love that he's not so secretly just a socially awkward dork. VERY mentally ill about his relationship with Yugi specifically.. there is so much there about identity and memory and morality its good stuff!! - he is also done dirty by the fans making him way too suave and sexy when he is. again. a huge loser fhjfdk... idk just let him be a kid! His bravado is part of the fun of his character, but in reality he's just a dead traumatized teenager with way too much on his shoulders trying to figure out who he is among all this magic and thats really interesting !

Kaiba.. my blorbo adjacent. My siblings fav character so my opinions of him are also coloured by them liking him dfkajsdfsbd - Kaiba is a nasty person and has done so many just. terrible things to pretty much everyone, but he's so objectivity funny that I can't take it seriously. Another traumatized teenager with too much on his shoulders (which he took on himself bc of trauma BUT) he is so ridiculous and over the top I just love to see it. His relationship with Mokuba is the big selling point bc I love a protective big brother... ALSO done dirty by the fans taking his goofy ass too seriously. My guy has a jet shaped like his favourite playing card. He is a little freak <3

#answered #character opinion bingo #long post #THANKS for letting me ramble about yugioh adfbshdjafshdf

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OKAYYY. I’ve been playing final fantasy x and here are some preliminary thoughts after like a hard won 4ish hours in 🫠

It was a huge leap to start this game just because 1) I don’t play games like this period (rpg fighters) and have even less experience than any other type of game I ever played and 2) there’s truly nothing more intimidating to me than the final fantasy franchise.. like it only won out over me trying out kingdom hearts because I didn’t feel like doing the punch _ button for _ move type fighting in a game just yet lol. BUT WHATEVER! It has been my goal this year anyway to try games out of my comfort zone (80% of games out there lol) so here I am…

I think the world-building is very appealing!! look I have never in my life even tried looking up final fantasy lore or anything I think I just know Sephiroth and the big ducks maybe but regardless I loved the 5 seconds we got in Zanarkand just because a fantasy steampunk-esque world can be charming.. and exploring the 1000yrs later world and it’s differences is also very interesting. I think I spent half of my hours just talking to everybody I saw and looking at the world textures lol it’s nice and peaceful most of the time

I love the cast a lot.. playing as Tidus kind of surprised me because I think I’m not used to fully formed playable main characters like him (was thinking Link or a fire emblem protag rip) but I LOVE HIM!!!! HES SO GOOFY AND CHARMING and I am so endeared by the voiceover narration (ummm his future self??) and where the story is taking him. He and Yuna are so sweet and cute. I actually really love that not ever cutscene was there to move the plot??? Like the one first boat scene where Tidus stole some guys binoculars and was monkeying around on the ship. Or this one 🥺😭💗

SO PRECIOUS!!! It’s how I know something horrible is going to come regarding them 🧎Well for now I’m just in for the ride. The other guardians are definitely a ragtag bunch but I really appreciated how they were fleshed out in this narrative. I like the big wolf beast guy and I will tell you every time I get a chance I try to get Tidus to go talk to him and every time I get ignored 🥲 ONE DAY!!!! And I love theeee goth woman supreme Lulu even her name is so cute. Love her little doll. She saves my ass every single fight I swear. Wakka is also charming in his own way lol he reminds me of a character I just don’t know who.. he and Lulu having their josei romance drama in the backdrop of this story also gets meeeee. Like!?? Look at them wtf…

Ok ok now about the fighting itself: it’s not as bad as I thought. It’s still not something I really have come to look forward to though, and I really really despise the mechanic where you’re walking and get a randomized battle out of nowhere. The Pokémon grass effect whatever you call it…. IM SICK OF IT!!!! LET ME RUN AWAY!!! especially when I’ve had like 3 fights in a row and that stupid breaking glass effect comes and I have to fight again. Oh save me. im not built for this. HOWEVER. Besides that. It’s okay. Figuring out what moves I should be doing isn’t all that difficult even if I do kind of just guess most of the time. I’m lucky I’m using an emulator and saving as much as I can in case I need to reload during a battle. I’ll be okay lol I just want to complain sometimes just cuz. 😖

And finally…. The one thing I did not expect to encounter in this game and genuinely made me want to QUIT this game for good despite everything positive above: BLITZBALL. WHY DO YOU EXIST. WHY. I CANT STAND THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!

This funny scene made me laugh when I first saw it because I literally thought blitzball games would play out like that first cutscene in Zanarkend - AS A CUTSCENE!!! TIDUS YOULL LOSE I HAVE NO SKILL YOULL LOSE TIDUS!!!!!!!

I will admit now I didn’t know wtf I was doing on that boat and totally failed at getting the Jecht shot but how??? Was I supposed to know????? I THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST LEAD TO A FUN MINIGAME how was I to know it was life or death (in blitzball)…. I did Google whether I needed it to win and results varied. But before I get judged I spent about 40 min trying to grasp the entire blitzball tutorial and things still didn’t wrap around until I began playing and EVEN THEN I wanted to cry and rage quit. Something I have never needed to do in all my life!!!!!! Then I thought fine whatever I’ll just let the game do it’s thing and maybe try to give the ball to Tidus as much as possible if that’s my only shot and lord almighty I couldn’t even get one point in. The ai would score so much and I swear I paid attention. Imagine me mid game pausing just to google 10+ year old forum answers on whether I can just do the bare minimum and still win. I don’t even think I needed to win??? But the other team was so mean to us …. LIKE I WANTED TO WIN….. but I’m not capable of it. I knew it when I first started the tutorial too versus the real game I truly am so disinterested in this kind of minigame (the least mini of mini games I’ve ever played ever) that I don’t care. Like I’m just so so frustrated that it’s 3am im writing this post just to vent about how I want to keep playing ffx but not at the cost of this stupid side game that shouldn’t even take me more than 15 min to play!!!!!

I should’ve known from this part in the tutorial that this was bullshit fr. Look I know its not like all of the mechanics were rocket science, if I took 1 day to actually study the game I would BUT WHY WOULD I DO THAT. WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME AND DO THAT. I am just so put off at this point from this game simply because of blitzball. Sorry to Tidus and his quest for home and all but it will not come true because I cannot stand playing blitzball. 🤬

Where i am now: I paused at the end kinda when Wakka comes in at the end of the game. I couldn’t score a single point so it was just left at 2-0. I really don’t care anymore I will just lose the game because I’m sick of it. But damn I was really trying okay. Kinda. I hate being petty but we’ll see if I want to even pick it up as a whole game again when I wake tmrw after this experience lol

To be extremely honest I kinda began ffx as a total “wouldn’t it be funny if?” type game for me because I know what I like and dislike in games and this one bordered that for me so I was genuinely curious to see how far I’d last. But this blitzball game is so far into my dislikes that it actually bums me out because the storytelling is so in my lane. I don’t want to quit just yet but I will say now if blitzball gets any worse I’m out. That truly is my last straw lmao. Also it seems like a very long game otherwise and even that is a struggle for me to comprehend. Plus battles are even going to get worse and I can barely slide by during those… idk it is looking grim for the mariel partakes in final fantasy era 😭

#g*

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mayhems-enstars-brainrot · 6 months

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self introduction!!

what's good!! my name's mayhem, i use they/them pronouns and i'm an 18 year old college student majoring in japanese (playing ensemble stars actually does help me learn a little bit lol). i've been playing ensemble stars for a month or two so i'm only rank 43 right now :/ but holy hell i am obsessed with this game. i love rhythm games (even though i'm not very good at them) and the characters in this game are fantastic, i've been hyperfixated on it for like a month and my friends are sick of me lmao

as my bio says, i'm a shuP/valkyrieP; yes i love mika as well, but there's just something about shu that makes me adore him more than any other character in the game. maybe it's because he's weird and strange but also sweet at times? maybe it's the fact that he's a (technically successful) cringefail? i don't know. but ever since i saw ex-valkyrie's 2-episode arc in the anime he's had me in a chokehold!! his character development!!! the artistry!!!!! UNMATCHED!!!!!!!

anyway... other characters i love and why!!

-wataru: he's silly :3 and i love his voice. fills me with serotonin every time i hear him go SuBarAsHii~ in the middle of a live. he is... the only member of fine i don't hate. eichi is a complex character but i personally do NOT like him (also i'm a shuP of course i hate him). tori is a brat. and yuzuru is barely worth mentioning. but i love how chaotic and goofy wataru is. truly the only good member of fine

-mayoi: if you couldn't tell, i love men that are weird and strange!!! love them dearly. also i kind of relate to him, at least with him having intrusive thoughts (that shit fucked me over in middle school lol). i love his hair and i love his sharp teeth and i love how he actually cares so much that it's the only thing that can override his anxiety. lastly, if i had vents and could go from place to place without being noticed you bet your ass i would every time.

-rinne: now i haven't finished chapter 5 of part 1 so i'm not sure how his story ends. however, i can say i've thoroughly enjoyed seeing him cause problems on purpose. i love when i'm in a live and he goes KYAHAHA and i'm like oh right rinne is here. his character development in the first half of chapter 5 alone has been amazing so i'm excited to see where his story goes.

-rei: as someone who very much identifies with the whole goth/emo/alt aesthetic, you KNOW undead is among my favorite units. rei is an amazing character in the anime (i mean, he helps so much, trickstar literally wouldn't have been able to do any of the shit they did without him) AND he made eichi faint by whispering some hard truths in his ear. based.

-leo: sadly i haven't seen that much of him, both in-game and in-anime, but i adore his energy. i'm also a songwriter, so i get the artistic struggle and whatever bullshit. honestly i think he's really cute and i'm excited to keep watching the anime because i'm on episode 13 and they showed him in episode 12 so surely that means he'll be in the show soon right guys? right?

anyway!! now i'm gonna move on to my favorite songs (and you'll probably be able to tell what my favorite units are based on them lol)

2wink: play tag, welcome to 2wink acrobatics

AKATSUKI: akatsuki iroha song, festival night picture scroll, strike -blade of resolve-, wild blooming flowers, pale red promise, perfectly-imperfect

ALKALOID: believe 4 leaves, kiss of life, hysteric humanoid, living on the edge, artistic partisan

Crazy:B: ariadne at the fingertips, crazy roulette, honeycomb summer, risky venus, helter-spider (idc that it's for halloween it bangs)

Double Face: =EYE=, stippling (these are the only double face songs i know)

Eden: the genesis, dance in the apocalypse, majestic magic, sunlit smile (eve), the beast of the end (adam)

Fine: never-ending symphony, neo sanctuary, holy angel's carol, crossing heart, the tempest night (wataru ily. 「愛」!!)

Knights: grateful allegiance, little romance, mystic fragrance, voice of sword

Ra*bits: joyful box, fallin' love=it's wonderland (best ra*bits song by far), love ra*bits party, milky starry charm

Ryuseitai: comet halation, unrivaled meteor ranger, ryusei hanabi

Switch: majestic magic, fragments of imagination, emerald planet

Trickstar: only your stars, rebellion star, crossing heart

UNDEAD: gate of the abyss, immoral world, melody in the dark, nightless world, valentine's eve nightmare, destruction road

Valkyrie: acanthe, kohaku to ruri no rondo, gaisenka, cloth waltz (UNDERRATED ASF), memoire antique, raisanka, enthralling theatre, tonight on the moonlit castle, sei shounen yuugi, sajou no roukaku, eternal weaving

also. bukubu new stars. koga ball <3

i think that's pretty much it? i guess i could confirm i'd consider my "favorite" units to be valkyrie (duh), undead, crazy:b, akatsuki, and alkaloid. i'm also aware that valkyrie just released a new album like a couple weeks ago so i surely will be checking that out and giving it a good listen over the next few days. i'm excited to meet more ensemble stars fans :3 if you wanna be mutuals just lmk i'm starved for people to ramble autistically to!!!!!!

#ensemble stars #self introduction

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citizen-zero · 3 years

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You know what I appreciate about What We Do in the Shadows. They got fat characters that are likable and sympathetic and aren’t just there to be a walking fat joke. Or when they’re the butt of the joke the punchline isn’t just “ha ha this fat ass,” and also, they’re not treated worse than other characters of similar caliber.

Specifically fat vampires!! I’ve literally never seen any fat vampires in popular media before, at least not any that were portrayed positively/endearingly, let alone as high society fancy types like Laszlo (yes, he’s as goofy as the rest of them are, but he’s still a Gentleman(TM) )

And Jenna. Jenna was so sweet and endearing. I never felt like she was treated cruelly; the humor around her was the very relatable humor of being tossed into a new situation that’s Just SO Much All the Time and doing your best. It’s literally such a huge deal to me that Nadja turned her because she saw herself in her (not just because she wanted a new project) and then later, when trying to teach her to be a seductive vampire lady, there wasn’t any discussion of “you have to change your whole appearance and become slender.” At most she put on a little makeup that looked like a normal person’s makeup. But she rolled up to that party with a bulky ass backpack and clothes that matched her regular style and Nadja believed in her to succeed just the way she was

And honestly I know it’s because vampiric hypnotism means you can get what you want almost regardless of how you look but that’s WHY it’s a big deal. So many other media would show this girl getting a huge makeover and aesthetic change before letting her be successful, even though it doesn’t take that big of an effort to hypnotize someone. It’s good and important to me that Jenna was allowed to stay both fat and nice-but-average looking while also successfully discovering what her special power was and getting a handle on things

And can I just say how much Guillermo means to me outside of just being another fat likable character. Maybe I don’t watch enough shows but I just. He’s a soft spoken and mild mannered Latino who dresses like an eccentric professor (and clearly has a good deal of moral complexity just given…you know) and was a baby goth that latched onto Armand for being a Latino vampire. Like hi thank you for the goth Latino representation. I can’t wait to see him fucking snap from not being appreciated I know it’s coming

Look I love the hot ripped vampires you get in most media but it’s very nice to see someone who looks like me get to be one too. I think we all like fantasizing and it’s nice to not feel self conscious in my fantasy worlds too

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #personal #erika's blog and bar

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cartmankisser · 2 years

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Request ; Goth Kids x Reader (Any ; Preferably gender neutral)

OKAY OKAY SO Goth Kids with a crush (Mutual pining is supreme tier) who's like always defending them if someone like calls them emo or a wannabe vamp kid. They're just like "THEY'RE NOT EMO OR A VAMP KID" y'know?? And they're not afraid to throw hands. I just love the goth kids sm <33ANYWAYS-

Take your time w/ this <33 and take care😋

HERE'S MY REQUEST AGAIN <33

YES IM SO SORRY THAT I LOST IT 😭😭

ALSO I HOPE ITS OKAY BUT I DONT WANNA DO FIRKLE FOR ROMANTIC X READER STUFF BECAUSE HES LIKE 6

henrietta would get so irritated when people call her emo. i mean like??? she makes sure she dresses so elegantly and yet people still think she looks like a goofy ass emo?! that being said, she loves when you defend her and when you throw in compliments about her and whatever outfit she's wearing her heart skips a beat. she would never tell you, but she really loves when you compliment her. especially when you're screaming at some stupid asshole she doesn't even know

i feel like out of the four, it would upset pete the most when people tease him. he tries to be the cool, tough, and mysterious guy, and it makes him feel pretty insecure when others try to insult him by calling him names. he would never show anyone that it hurts him. he refuses to react because he doesn't want to draw more negative attention to him, so when you stand up for him and defend him it makes his heart absolutely flutter. he appreciates more than he can say with words!!!!! but he'd probably just say thank you and even though he could've done it himself 🙄 (even though his face is bright red and he's avoiding looking you in the eye because he might throw up just like stan)

micheal gets pissed at how uneducated they are. maybe if they knew anything about fashion they wouldn't insult him and they would know style and their outfit is ugly and blah blah blah. basically he goes on a mental rant insulting whoever called him emo. it really calms him down that you agree with him on insulting the person calling him emo. it makes him snap out of his little rage and instead focus on how good you look when you're upset. and the fact that your upset because you're defending him???? oh god!! all he can think about for the next week few hours is the way you kept complimenting him

reblogs are highly appreciated!!!

#GOTH KIDS GOTH KIDS GOTH KIDS #south park x reader #henrietta biggle x reader #pete thelman x reader #micheal x reader #tall goth x reader #goth kids x reader

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depressoexpresso-anon · 2 years

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Ok so the next part of Cᴏᴍᴀᴛᴏꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ Eᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ will take a little longer than expected so, here are some personal Sfw and Nsfw headcanons for all of the main boys. Here we go!

THESE ARE PERSONAL HEADCANNONS THEY ARE NOT CANNON ALSO THIS IS NOT BEEN PROOF-READ

Alphonse

He is an impulse buyer and he will buy the weridest shit on the internet.

He will buy you weird shit that he thinks you'll like

He probably bought you a brass knuckle meat pounder, thinking you'll look badass while cooking (look it up they do exist!)

He is probably jealous of plus-size people or chubby people because he can't gain a ounce

Get annoyed at the 'skinny boy jokes'.

Besides Seth, I think 'The Goofy Movie' also helped in his discovery of his sexuality.

Seth would sneak over when they were younger just to cuddle and sleep together.

Probably tried to deep throat a brat sausage to impress seth

He ended up throwing up and getting the back of his head slapped by his dad

He was probably a basketball kid in high school but he was shitty at playing.

He was not popular in high school but he was hot so girls swooned over him

He and set started the paranormal club in high school but the only recruiters they would get wear the girls who had crushes on them at school

He likes poetry and wrote his own in high school

He had a pastel goth phase in high school

He has fucking butchered his hair in middle school

So bad that he had to get the big chop and shave his head

When people asked why he shaved his head he would just say he wanted the 'slim shady' look

Let's just say it he probably survived on fast food and takeout before you arrived in his life

He can't cook for shit but he can make some good ass pasta meals

He probably learned how to cook pasta from his mom and also anime cuz ramen

Probably learned about sex from a young age

He probably walk in on his parents doing it or he ran into hentai while looking for the new episode of Pokemon

He had sex with you on every surface of the house

He is into anything because he doesn't know if he'll like it or not

Probably fell for those pills that make you cum a lot

I think the most embarrassing thing he did sexually with you was that he got cum on your ceiling

Like y'all were fucking on the washer and he pulled out and the load got on the ceiling

You get super embarrassed when one of your neighbors had to use your washer and dryer and they found the now dryer on a yellowish stain on your ceiling

You had to blame it on the rain

I feel like he's really into orgys and threesums

He would love to go to a sex club with you but is too scared to ask

Probably think it would be hot watching you get railed or watch him get railed by a stranger

His top kinks are voyeurism, cum play, bondage, public acts, oral, and food play

This boy would definitely pour warm chocolate on his cock and call it a pockey stick

Penes is more longer than thicker maybe a solid 7 inches

He once yelled 'pull the lever, Kronk!' While giving you a handjob

He wants to buy those double-ended dildos so you both can fuck each other at the same time

But he will never ask you for a very long time

You probably challenged him and you both went to a mall while having vibraters inside you both

It was a who would cum first challenge

He won

When he and Seth did it for the first time he probably though he was gonna shit

He had to change his number a million times because people on his cam show would find his number and send him nudes

He would show you dicks that looked funny

Like how two besties would show dick pics to each other and make fun of them

That is you and Alphonse

When it comes to the people he loves intimately he doesn't like hitting or verbally degrading you while having sex.

The only place he likes to smack is ass

Once he watched you and Seth play just dance and he was in heaven

Cause he got too asses jiggle and move

Probably got hard and had to jack in the bathroom

He wants to shower with you

He begged and pleaded with you to shower with him and you finally gave in

If you felt self-conscious he would kiss you all over and tell you that everyone's judgment doesn't matter because he loves you for you not your vessel you call a body

When you first got together he purposely started to watch and listen to all of your favorite songs and shows

He also has begged to give you a rim job

If he ever became a dad he would be a girl dad

If he found out you were pregnant he would have a shotgun wedding with you

If you both adopt you would just get twins and that's it

He would spoil the shit out of his kids so much so that you had to yell at him for it

He would take your daughter on little lunches and he would be like 'spill the tea sis'

He loves to hear the little kid gossip from his daughter because it so cute and interesting

And he will tell you all the drama after you both tuck her in

He would be like "You would not believe what our baby girl told me about Sarah and Tommy today!"

If you got pregnant and had kids it would be twins because YV himself said Al has good swimmers

If you were in a poly ship with Alphonse and Seth they would have a breeding kink during and after your pregnancy

Al had sex with you when you were pregnant and he said it was the best because you were so sensitive

He probably tried to suck on your titties often because he liked the taste of your breast milk

He was probably his father's son but his dad didn't have any toxic masculinity traits that Seth's dad had

He probably taught Al some manly stuff but left him be if he wanted to paint his nails pink

I feel like he got most of his moms personally than his dads

I feel like his mom was bubbly and sweet but also spiritual

I feel like she grew up in a family that had very strong hippie vibes

And his dad personality is kinda like 'speak softly and carry a big stick'

Like Vander in arcane

Al either had a ferret or a bird as a pet when he was little

You guys know that one audio where the listener finds a cat and brings it to Al

They kept the cat and named it splinter because of how its nails would pinch his arm when he held and petted it

Seth

Seth is the type of guy who will eat anything

Like you would make new food and be like 'Seth eat this' and he'll finish his plate it doesn't matter what it is

Since his mom wasn't around and his dad was drunk all the time seth didn't know how to cook for a long time

As a kid, he'll just take a hot dog out of the fridge and eat it cold and raw

When his dad and Jesse were still together they would go hunting as a family

Seth still has a rabbit's foot from his first kill when he was a kid

He has it on his keys to the bike

Jesse would take seth on sunset bike rides as a kid

Seth would wake up earlier than his dad so he could watch tv and be a kid before he woke up and started drinking

Seth's dad makes homemade cider

His mom gave him his jacket

Seth was in wrestling when he was in high school

He wasn't popular either but all the girls swooned over him

Got into mechanics because that was his first job as a assistant

He learned how to play cards with Al's dad and sometimes they would bet

Seth lost his virginity to a random girl at a party

He didn't enjoy it as much as she did so he left and went to Al's place

Then Al lost his virginity to Seth

Al's and Seth's first kiss was up in the woods

He's shorter than Al in penes length

He is super girthy like one of those knotting dildos and he's probably 6 1/2 inches

100% a monster fucker

You probably bought him a tentacle dildo

And it all started when he read a venom comic

It changed his world view

When he started the paranormal club he was super serious about it

So when a girl joined and asked stupid questions like

"What if the butterfly man gets me seth? Would you save me?"

"First off, it's moth man, and second you gonna be a goner when he gets ya so don't expect me to be helping a dead girl."

He can eat ass and pussy like no one's business

Also, he's a hairy man-like one of those guys who will shave his pubes, and they will be back in a week

He likes slow intimate sex rather than fast quickies

Will eat his cum out of your hole

Loves baths and will stay in the tub for hours if he's really stressed

Al and him used to take baths together when they were younger and when Al's parents had date night

When he gets older he becomes a bear

He develops a small gut but still has his muscles

He loves it when you straddle him and just hold him

It's not even sexual it's the warmth and the closeness that makes him happy

I feel like the listener introduced him to buzz feed unsolved supernatural and the owl house

He definitely has a crush on eda

I mean come on she's a monster milf

Wants to go see the moth man statue

When he's bored he plays with your hair

Seth can draw but he hasn't done it in a minute so he's a little sloppy

He mostly drew scenery pieces

Will walk around the house shirtless because he believes in free the tity

He dosn't mind sleeping nude but he doesn't because Al accidentally kicked him in the balls while sleeping

He loves lingerie and thinks you look super hot in it

Seth would only have one kid and they will be the best thing in his life

He even told you that he would use you as a human shield to protect his child

His kid takes up a lot of his personality because he was super shy as a kid

He never wants his kid to experience toxic masculinity

He will punch a child if he finds out your kid is being bullied at school

He's very protective when Jesse visits to see her grandchild

Seth is kinda a helicopter parent

He just knows it's a dangerous world and he just wants to protect them

He gets a sidecar for the bike so you all can go riding together

When the baby would cry at night he would play the ukulele and sing to them to help them go back to sleep

Likes to play the guitar when it's raining outside

Seth has a predator pray kink

It's just something about changing and hunting you down in the woods just to pin you to the forest floor and duck you silly

Will only get rough when you want it

He will cry if you take care of him

This boy doesn't know what that is

Has a praise kink and likes to when you ride him cowgirl

Doesn't like to 69 because he thinks it's more of a tease if anything else

Cause you're just mostly moaning in each other's privates

Will pick you up and carry you everywhere

As a father, he has the 'this is the dollar store, how good can it be?' Vibe

Jesse introduced him to country but Al introduced him to 90's hip hop and grudge

He loves massages and has a rock and oil set for stressful days

He knows how to box and in the city, he would be a part of an underground fight club to fight for extra cash

He probably grows, smokes, and consumes weed for personal use

He likes to get high with you and Al

Dropped out of high school to go with Jesse but, got his GED when in the city

Finn

Besides making you personalized bouquets he also makes you jewlery

He is a man wife through and through

Made his clothes and has your measurement to make you something special

He was homeschooled by his grandmother because he has really bad anxiety issues when he was younger

His dad is out of the picture and his mom died when he was super young

His grandma raised him in the city

But in the summer she'll rent out a farmhouse from May to September for Finn

That's where he grew his love for nature and the contry

He learned how to read by looking at flower books and what they symbolized

He tried going vegan but he couldn't live without cheese and milk so he's vegetarian

He cooks the best food because...

🍀MANWIFE🍀

He has old cookbooks that date back to the late 1800's early 1900's

Loves to go to flee markets with you

He likes very old vintage stuff

He's really into mythology from all different types of religions

Reads too much and has books stacked to the ceiling in books he's read

Favorite author is Neil Gaiman

He wants to go to London for a trip but has to save up money

He teaches you how to slow dance and is his favorite activite to do with you

As a kid, his grandmother put on Docter Who because she thought it was educational

He never really enjoyed the show

But he did learn about the holocaust

He cries on sad dog movies

He's watches scary movies for the fun of being scared

For a long time wanted to be a psychologist but it takes too much time and he gets extremely nervous around strangers

He's a switch and soft dom

He loves to take care of you and fulfill your needs before his

Will fuck you and eat you out on your period because he sees periods as natural things and they shouldn't be looked down upon

Also, he gets jealous if you use a dildo

Has a very strict skin routine because he's prone to acne

Wants to fuck you in a field full of flowers while you look like a prince/princess

Owns a bodega cat named lasagna

He's a big fan of Lore Olympus

He's secretly a gossiper and is a sucker for drama

He his clumsy as shit

Will trip over air and break his arm

His biggest fear is being abducted

Penes is 7 1/2 inches and is super thick around the middle

Loves anal sex

He probably did go to high school his sophomore year and that where he met Jack

Probably does larping sessions and he was mage

Super into fantasy roleplay

He has a large dragon dildo that he fucks you with and himself with from time to time

He can go for hours and his cum is always abundant

Like once every month or 2 months you guys get a hotel room for the weekend and fuck from 7 to fucking 4 in the morning

Just non stop

He gets self-conscious when you swallow his cum because he's dosn't know how it tastes

He's a little chubby around the stomach and hips

He is very superstitious and sometimes it can be annoying

Loves to watch Disney movies with you

He mostly loves the princess movies

This man is a jackrabbit when he fucks

Fast and hard

Loves to see your face in bliss when you ride him

He gets really whiney and he moans really loud

So loud that the police were called once

So you bought him a gag just incase

He blushes everytime he sees you naked

He will cum in his pants when you dance for him

Finn as a father would be interesting

Because on one hand, he has no idea how to parent and he doesn't know how to deal with teens

I kinda would see him as a great dad during the childhood to pre-teen years then to the teen to young adult years he has no idea what he's doing

He would always try to be the hip dad even though it's really cringey sometimes

During pregnancy, he gets extremely nervous because he does too much research and finds some really dark things that could possibly happen to you

So sometimes he cries because he doesn't want you to die

You comfort him a lot during pregnancy and even the birth

If you guys adopt a child he would be extremely nervous because of the 'what if they don't like me' trope

And you'll just be like 'they better like you because we're paying for their education.'

Y'all would adopt a toddler, not a baby because you both agreed you don't want to have late nights with no sleep

Your guy's kid would go to a private school for a majority amount of time

The kid would mostly take after Finn with his shyness but they grow out of it during their high school years

He would just want 2 kids but if he could afford it he would like to have 6 or 8 kids

Finn is a very family-oriented man and he always wanted siblings growing up

Finn would be a naturalist with his kids and explain things so they feel comfortable and safe

Finn would not tell the 'birds and the bees' story instead he would teach them how to properly court a man/lady

He likes to find berries and herds in the wild than buy them at the store

Is very into watching you masturbate and loves to fuck/suck/or eat you out when your sleeping

He knows how to speak French and will sing French folk songs when your stressed or scared

He can play piano somewhat well and he wants to learn how to play violin

He wrote songs for you but he keeps them to himself because he's too embarrassed to share them with you

Lucian

When you taught him how to cook he wouldn't stop

He grew very passionate for cooking once he learned how

He has cookbooks that explore recipes from different cultures

Is a really big fan of the golden girls and was devastated when Betty died (rip you, absolute queen)

He also likes to watch the history channel and he tells you about all the people who are in hell

He's a fan of Queen

He wraps his tail around your waist

And the best part is that it's totally a unconscious thing he does

He has demon abilities but they are weakened because he doesn't live in hell anymore

For example with his full abilities, he could summon 1 million in your bank account but, now the best he can do is like a 20

He likes to boast about how strong he is so he carries you everywhere

He won't tell you but Luc loves it when you touch and play with his hair and horns

He can go out I'm public but people would just look at him weirdly

His two favorite lies to tell in public are 'I was born this way.' Or 'I do live-action roleplay on Wednesday.'

He loves you but he will argue about the stupidest things

Like, why does it matter what way the toilet roll is? All you need to do is wipe and go on with your life

Theirs a literal bend in the middle of the couch because of his weight and how much he uses the couch

He laughs at horror movies especially supernatural horror

He goes on rambles about how inaccurate they are

But one film that freaks him out is The Wicker Man

That movie makes him question humanity and just makes him uncomfey

His cock is huge

It's 11 inches long and he's SUPER THICK like I mean 6 inches thick

He's got a large head on his cock too and it bends upwards a little

His favorite place to fuck you is on the couch or the island in the kitchen

He will never finger you

Because have you seen his nails

He will hurt you with his nails if he fingers you

When he cums it is a lot

Once you got curious once and you made him cum in a large bowl and measured it in cups

It was 3 cups of cum that you dumped in the toilet and threw away the cups and bowl

He's still upset that you let a good load to waste

But your excuse is that it was for science

You make small charms and jewels that he puts on his horns

Has an obsession with your hands and he loves to caress, play, and kiss them

It's hard to shop for clothes for him because he's so damn big

So sometimes he just walks around the house naked because he has to wash his clothes and he doesn't have any clothes to wear while his stuff is washing

He can be around crosses and stuff it just stings a bit if he touches it

He considers Jesus as a cousin that has been removed

He watched good omens and said it was more accurate in some sections of hell

He told you that he had a pet goat in hell

His dad treated him like he was invisible and he was bullied a lot by his siblings

He was close with his mother but he hasn't seen her for a very long time because it's hard work being the Queen of hell

But she still writes him letters and sends him gifts

He is the baby and is the smallest demon in the royal bloodline

He hums and rubs your body to try to help you sleeep

He has trouble sleeping at night so you give him melatonin gummies to help him drift off

He says his favorite period was the witchy tine because he said that they know how to party

He loves to watch you try to ride him because your so small to him

He loves it when you ride his face

He has a huge tongue and he knows how to use it

One of his favorite activities to do with you is to lay his head in your lap while you read to him

He can't get you pregnant so if you want children you'll have to adopt but it would be extremely hard

It would be hard to raise his kid because his doyou explain your daddy is a demon

He would be a great dad and would want to be the totally opposite from how he was treated

Once his mother heard that he had a child and she came up to see his own little family

She was extremely happy to see her son with a child even though the child came from different parents

He loves to stare into your eyes

Because he feels like he's staring at your soul

He loves it when you sleep on top of him because he is so big and he can rub your back while you sleep

Even though he's a big bad demon he jumps easily when you try to jump scare him

I hope you enjoyed my headcanons! There will be a part 2 with Faust, Auron, and maybe Charlie!

#yuurivoice fanfic #yuurivoice #WHOO THIS TOOK LONGER TO WRITE THAN EXPECTED #Why this super long #idk #tried to make this as gender neutral as possible #so if it doesn't appeal to you im sorry #i have heart burn rn

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