something about qcellbit becoming the worst version of himself specifically to tell the people who've cared for him that he doesn't deserve it, all he does is kill and hurt and reopen old wounds and make new ones. "look at what youve been "loving" this whole time," he says.
and they love him anyways.
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Someone mentioned how they should put qphil back in the birdhouse when ccphil leaves for Brazil later this week, and like. Now I can’t stop thinking about if qphil has a normal day on qsmp on Wednesdayand it doesn’t seem like anything is going to happen, and then when he goes to bed and simply wakes up in the birdhouse.
No fanfare, no explanation. Just a fade to black and a fade back into the birdhouse, like it’s the most natural thing.
And so qphil has to sit there and think wait a minute. So is—so is the birdhouse a dream? Or was me escaping the birdhouse a dream? Or are they both dreams? Dreams within dreams? Or two separate dreams slotted together, overlapping? And what about the Island? My Hardcore world? Was everything before the birdhouse a dream too? Was that world ever real? Was it ever mine?
Is this my dream?
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qsmp makes me feel like a conspiracy theorist almost constantly. I see someone go "yeah bad almost exclusively chooses tophats in games when given the option" and I immediately run back to my conspiracy board and pin that next to the photo of q!slime and q!mariana saying they'll adopt juanaflippa because she has glasses like q!slime/q!mariana respectively under a sticky note captioned "??? the original spanish-english egg pairs were designed in a way meant to attract certain parents to adopting them???", that's connected by red string to a note pad page stating "how random was the parent pairing REALLY?" with nothing under it - which is then connected to a string that leads to several polaroids containing the ending(s) of the wall and the wreckage of the button, captioned "why build a wall that big only to have it end at a certain point?" followed by a string connected to a notebook page in the middle of the board reading "the illusion of choice?" - connected to several other seemingly dead-end questions and theories, as well as some slight stragglers only connected to eachother and not the middle. and then I look over my board covered in feverish notes and I go. yeah okay so I may just have like a slight problem
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Bruh if the vote on qsmp goes to banning waystones in no world is q charlie gonna be able get to other people lmaooo
Like they aren’t gonna build a train to his place, most people forget about him bc he isnt on as often as the others, even though he does still get on.
Also banning waystones is fucking stupid anyway 😭 thats like one the easiest ways to get the eggs out of danger, it lets people explore thousands of blocks away, or (like q charlie) have homes far away from everyone else.
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somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-
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walking on air? nope it’s stars time
for obvious reasons I preferred the other one but I thought the text was funny so here’s the alt version lmao
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davris morning routine hcs?
YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT
cracks my knuckles. this kinda turned into sleeping habit and self care hcs as a whole sorry not sorry
-vriska is not a night owl or a morning person but she IS a long and heavy sleeper. do not wake her up before she is good and ready or you WILL get torn a new asshole bare minimum. if the verbal lashing does not work she will escalate immediately and directly to grievous bodily harm
-dave is probably the only person who can manage this without dying but even THEN he would much rather get on her ass about going to sleep on time than get on her ass about getting up in the morning
-dave is a much lighter sleeper and honestly naturally a nap guy. i think on a genetic level the strilondes dont sleep long even when they DO manage to sleep (dirk and rose are notorious insomniacs) but i dont think dave really minds it
-nobody knows when he sleeps but he does! hes just Constantly Around
-this was only further reinforced by living with bro and being trained and all that jazz so daves sort of got a built in alarm clock (lol time player)
-in that vein dave can kinda predict when vriska is gonna be up based on what time shes gone to sleep so he can be in and out of the bathroom before she needs to be in there which is. a very very good thing
-i think dave was a lot more anal (and anxious) about what he looked like when he was a teen (to the point of being unable to leave the house if his hair wasnt JUST right) but hes way more lax about it now
-that being said i also dont think hes gone fully curly girl now that hes okay with his hair having a single iota of texture whatsoever. he just combs it into the style he wants it to dry in and lets nature take the wheel after that (its very soft and vriska LOVES to touch and tousle it)
-he MAYBE uses a light pomade while wet if anything but thats only if he NEEDS his hair to stay nice all day
-vriska on the other hand. woo buddy.
-depending on how im feeling about her styling, shes either full 17 step curly hair routine or blowdried + straightened + hairsprayed until its crunchy even if her hair is naturally already straight
-like im sorry shes SO emo
-i think a lot of that stemmed from the sort of persona she put on to protect herself that ended up becoming her taste Anyway
-the full face of makeup + done hair carries a very Intentional feeling that makes her seem a little less off the wall, has-no-clue-what-shes-doing than she really IS
-ultimately its about control! having more control over the interpersonal dynamics and the flow of things based on the kind of assumptions people make about her based on the way she presents herself
-dave was doing his similarly insane hair routine at 13 14 15 for the same exact reasons
-dont let her fool you though its all smoke and mirrors
-when she was in her teens it was definitely a full coverage foundation + powder foundation + pencil liner for EVERYTHING situation and loads of dark eyeshadow
-in her adulthood though i think shed be alright with like. a much more lightweight base like bbcream or even just concealer in spots for daily wear and she saves the full face beat for more special occasions like dates and shit
-as much as i think dave finds later on in life that he actually kinda enjoys cooking, hes not up making a Full Breakfast every day
-theyre both perfectly fine with like. toast and microwave breakfast sausage to eat
-vriska however is not to be trusted with the stove. she sucks SO bad at cooking save for the few dishes shes ruined enough times that shes got the experience to do it right
-both of them are horrible caffeine fiends. they will drink soda or energy drinks with breakfast and then wonder why their fucking stomachs hurt later
-i think in the case of NEEDING caffeine vriska is much more varied in her intake sources--energy drinks, soda, coffee, and tea are all viable options depending on how much energy she feels she needs
-dave though... he feels like the "starts with an energy drink and only drinks other stuff when he has a craving" kinda guy
-though maybe thats the raging adhd you tell me
-their bed is almost never ever made and both of them live in organized chaos. whether or not they ENJOY the chaos is a different story entirely
-vriska is a blanket hog AND a pillow hog so they eventually had to settle on each having their own blankets
-vriska loathes mint toothpaste and dave is a cinnamon toothpaste guy so you can imagine how much of a eureka moment vriska had the first time she spent the night
-and yes that means she was just bearing with the mint because she had no clue there was any other option
-uhhhhh i cant think of much else more on this topic i hope u enjoyed <3
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do you guys ever think that of the fact that mike admitted that he resorted to killing people at the age of 17-18 in his desperation to escape the Spiral? immediately after losing his parents and his home and probably any sense of stability along with it?
do you think that he learned that he was capable of killing before - or after - his experimentation with the boneturner's tale twisted another human being into something incompatible with life?
do you think that he was 'more than capable of killing' or do you think that he had to become so, just so that he could keep moving forward?
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Damn q!Phil falling for that obvious trap is depressing 😔 and even slightly out of character of him
I mean I can excuse it as him being so stressed out and desperate for any possibility to actually get them back that he just had to take a chance, but to go without telling anyone or leaving a note behind or having some back up plan is crazy 😭😭 god it better be Fit that realizes first that Phil is missing, Phil did tell him he was going to visit Forever everyday earlier, and if he’s not doing so…
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The 999 cast is very important to me and there’s so much good about them but I think one big thing they have is that they’re all smart and contribute to the story
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PAC STORY MASTER
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that being said...
i do already miss the eggs
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