#i want alan so bad

[existentialcrisiscore]

ALAN STRUGGLING WHILE SKATING HE JUST LIKE ME BRO

#pit babe the series #reblog #thai bl #babecharlie #bl drama #waypete #bl shows #alan is so adorable omg #jeff move it's my turn now #alan please be my bf #i want alan so bad #always falling for older men

[waerwena]

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #mr scratch #my gifs #HE #i want this outfit to be in the game so bad

[higherjoy]

the shirt with the musical notes and the shiny nail polish??? i am literally going crazy rn

#i'm going feral #no actually i want that shirt so bad #pianistcore™ #credits to m.nkcat on ig #alan wilder #depeche mode

[nano-blob]

mr becker please if they aren't alive i'll cry

#[blob art] #ava the dark lord #animation vs animator #alan becker #specific genre of indulgent art: drawing the blorbo in nice clothes #I WANT TO SEE MY MURDEROUS CHILD SO BAD #head in hands can you tell who my fav is

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

So Mermay is right around the corner…

…what I’m saying is it’s a good time to talk about eel mer AUs again.

Oh hey it is!

Man, I'm still so into submarine pilot Hal Jordan with his crew of green submariners who contract out for the army and do top secret stuff underwater. I'm picturing all the GL's as expert divers who do search and rescues and treasure hunting in their down time and bomb defusal/trench scouting/spying for the army when on contract.

I don't even think this is a real thing but I'm picturing them all in little green mini subs. Like individual ones. Like fighter jets but subs.

Anyway, they're out on a job because the bigger army subs have been getting static interference from an area underwater and they need the experts to go check it out.

What they don't know is that the static interference is coming from Barry, local electric eel mer, who is suddenly stuck in one location because he's got a small child to look after and hunt for.

#(its a really good thing that Hal and Barry met when they were kids. because otherwise their meeting wouldn't have gone well) #(Hal was stuck at Alan Scott's lighthouse for a few summers for bad behavior. and that beach happened to be lil Barry's playground) #I'm thinking Barry straight up doesn't know what to do with lil Wally. cause lil guys are supposed to be near the surface #and just rely on camo to not be killed or eaten #but Barry is honestly more worried about people. who have radar. so he doesn't want to leave Wally alone. #so Barry's electricity is off the fucking charts because hes soloing hunts (they're supposed to hunt in packs) #WHILE ALSO KEEPING HIS KID SAFE #I'm thinking he's got the mer equivalent to a baby carrier or something lmao. Wally's like nine but he's little so he looks smaller #anyway i love this au its fun #mer au #the flash #kid flash #wally west #barry allen #hal jordan #green lantern

[nomoretumbler]

Hiii I’m late to Halloween but a few days ago I played the miitopia demo and when I saw that the villain was literally called the dark lord I had to make the color gang the heroes of the story, anyways happy (late) Halloween :33!!!!!

Closeups :D

#animation vs minecraft #animator vs animation #animation vs animator #avm #ava #ava shorts #avm shorts #alan becker #miitopia #heheheheehhe #I wanted to play as second sooo bad but if I did I would leave out one of the other sticks #but ohhh weeeell I played as red so I’m not mad abt it 😁😁 #ohhhh I wanna buy miitopia so baddd

[theconsciouscrow]

If the Norse Gods ever blessed me with Ilkka Villi's eyebrows it would be like, world domination.

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #ilkka villi #i keep spiraling #like... spiral... right? #haha i want to get out of here #want to finish Pikmin 3 and get to Spider-Man 2 so bad #but this MAN #this GAME #i'm more trapped than Saga Anderson #needs at least 13 years of detoxing

[nevermindigotthis]

#my art #portrait #my gifs #alan wake 2 #alan wake #alan wake scratch #mr scratch #flashing lights #cw: flashing #i want to finish the game so bad #why do I have to get the game breaking bug??? #so mean #Alan wake art

[chrishemsworthsbitch]

Y’all are always talking about “big arms” and “daddy milkers” and “slutty waists” (i agree wholeheartedly) but i really REALLY need y’all to start appreciating the trapezius muscles (as indicated below)

Cuz there’s just something about ‘em that just turns me inTO A BIG OLE FUCKIN PUDDLE

#alan ritchson #daddy #yes this was just an excuse to post him again #i’m in love with him it’s sooooooo bad #he will be integrated into our regularly scheduled programming #somewhere between the Australian and Irishman #just big…god i need him so bad #i want uppies so bad

[velvetjune]

the need to talk about Alan Wake all the time has become a personal issue

#Alan wake is in no way an unpopular game #but same with the original and with the other remedy games #I feel like I got. wayyyyy too invested #bc I’ve skimmed through some playthroughs and every time I end up stopping #bc the gamer doesn’t stop to read anything etc. #which is fine!! however these games have consumed my every thought so I need that same level of obsession #might delete #im also a completionist when it comes to games. don’t give a shit about gameplay. love information and organization #alan wake 2 #maybe after my intense passion currently for Alan Wake or Control dies down I’ll have more criticisms #but considering I’ve been a massive Control fan since its release I fear this games were specifically made to appeal to me #*ignore my bad spelling/grammar I don’t want to delete and redo my tags 😔

[i3utterflyeffect]

Funny idea:

sc tricks chosen into hanging out with Alan in the safety room, and chosen accidentally gets so stressed that they start sparking. They have to evacuate from there.

oh GOD lmao-- alan would be so upset with sc for doing that--

i can imagine chosen just getting jumpscared by him and accidentally exploding into flame

#tommy's stickmen tag #alan afterwards is just like 'oh my god i am SO sorry i need to talk to them about not doing this' #chosen would never admit it but they do think it is kind of sweet that sc is trying to have them get along #like. they don't know better. they're just a kid who wants their friends to get along #though they are consistently startled by what a well adjusted kid they are #sc: i love my friends and i like being around alan. im so glad i get to be around him in person! i can hug him :] #chosen: how the fuck are you not alive? how did alan not immediately kill you. were you just nice enough that you made him feel bad.

[lesbianalanwake]

probably some fucked up time dilation instead but me if the Oldest House "going dark" means that Northmoor broke out

#alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers #control game #i want to fight that old bitch so bad #want knock-down drag-out director vs director brawl #remedy posting #*posts

[cesarescabinet]

Caligari's been on the brain lately, and since I keep seeing talks about remakes and theoretical recasting--I'm kind of curious to see if anybody on Tumblr has any ideas. For fun, here's some actors who I think could make for an interesting Cesare;

Tom Sturridge (Able to convey sad wet and pathetic with a dash of menace perfectly)

Dev Patel (Imo he conveys a level of kindness I think he could imbue into the role. Idk I'm just curious to see his take on it)

Lee Joon Gi (Could match the physicality needed. Could ALSO emotionally stomp my heart into the dirt at the tragedy of it all.)

Doug Jones (he NEEDS a second chance!!)

And it doesn't even have to be just casting--I'm very curious to see how people on here would approach the aesthetics or the story with a new lens!

#Eva Green is also very Cesare coded. Plays sad wet and pathetic very well! #Could also maybe be a decent Jane for a more traditional casting #timothee chalamet would make for a good Alan #Meanwhile I saw somebody cast Bill Skarsgard as Francis and Werner Herzog as Caligari and like. I'm v. Intrigued #And of course yeah remakes bad and I'd never want to see a traditional remake done but this is a fun thought exercise #Robert Weine wanted Jean Cocteau as Cesare in a Surrealist sound remake so I'm going to dump my ideas out as well #The cabinet of doctor caligari #Cesare #Dev Patel #Tom Sturridge #Lee Joon Gi #Doug Jones #the cabinet of dr. caligari

[blackgumball]

okay im so sorry ANOTHER thing but the movie really acted like all womens problems are the same and we all experience misogyny in the same way. Hari Nef and Issa Rae were in the movie! what does being a trans barbie doll or a darkskin barbie doll mean in this world? nothing! i didnt expect anything better, really, I was just very surprised that the movie went in the direction that it did, and very bored that it made that choice.

#also i promise im not that guy but i dont find the kens ending satisfying. jesus i was kinda hoping theyd at least get HOUSES #like yes ken bringing misogyny to barbieland like (sigh) smallpox blankets was bad. and him wanting barbie when she didnt want him was bad. #but also the kens and alans arent treated like human beings. i feel like having them be so disrespected and then winking at the audience #saying 'now theyre like human women' wasnt. idk. the move? i just thought it was very 2D. #also the idea that misogyny didnt exist in barbie until ken brought it in like More Than One kind of woman exists in barbieland. #those women cant even put their heels down. the misogyny is coming from inside the house #sorry yall i wasnt into the movie

[sweeeet-n-stuff]

hihihi did i ever told you guys that i'm absolutely in love with Chosen ? no ? well now you have teehee :33 3

decided to just post these here idk why pft ,,,

the silly red gal in all of these drawings is me ( aka my stick sona ) btw !!! ^_^

uhhh more silly doodles of him and moi 🫶🫶

#i'm obviously not gonna tag the alan becker hashtags to this ahaaaa ;;; #but like do you guys get what i mean when i said i'm absolutely in love with him #like i'm legitimately simping for a stick figure that has fire pew pew powers #you guys better start drawing ship art of me and chosen 🫶🫶 /HEAVYJ #grrrr i'm not normal about him ;; i'm absolutely insane for him and i want to kiss s him so bad ;;;

[ahti-the-janitor]

I love Ahti's song Yötön Yö. It's such a banger. And so underrated. The lyrics? Amazing.

#I WANT IT ON SPOTIFY SO BAD #someone uploaded it as a podcast episode but it got deleted #ON MY KNEES BEGGING PLEASE #alan wake #alan wake 2