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pico-digital-studios · 4 months

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Into, Across and Beyond! Locations: FNF-NEW-2023

Benjamin: So, what did you bring me out here for, Pico?

Pico: Well, I know you've been busy with your rehearsals for the upcoming concert, and I can't really blame ya. It's just... It's something important I need to get off my chest. For now, it's just between you and me.

Benjamin: I mean, why isn't Grace allowed to hear it? She'd definitely understand.

Pico: Heh, I know. But right now, I don't want to start any mass chaos erupting because of this news, especially not if her dad learns about it.

Benjamin: What do you mean?

Pico: Well, Ben... I'm from the OLD iteration of this universe.

Benjamin: O-Old iteration? What do you mean?

Pico: It's... a long story. I'll explain it...

WARNING: From this point down, there are unmarked spoilers for Friday Night Funkin': Mario's Madness, ESPECIALLY for its endgame. If you haven't seen or played the mod, please stop reading now to avoid spoilers.

Pico: Remember the whole ordeal the three of us had with that creepy Mario and Xenophanes?

Benjamin: Yeah?

Pico: Well, that was actually meant to be our last conflict, but we managed to escape it alive.

Benjamin: Heh, yeah. We do make a good team.

Pico: However... That haunted cartridge was right at the end of it all for... the ORIGINAL you.

Pico: As "Boyfriend", you were even more brave, albeit with the urge to tackle practically any challenge laid before you if it meant keeping "Girlfriend" safe. All of what happened here was handled differently in the original universe. He fought those trying to kill him, those who just wanted some fun, and even some who... didn't exactly want to be a part of his business.

Pico: And no matter who it was, even if it was Xenophanes throwing tantrums over actually losing, Boyfriend always persevered in the end. That's what I admired about him; he was not outright a fearless fool. What I learned from the Corruption I experienced was that he always looked to the positives, knowing that there's always a brighter day ahead. At least, until THAT day happened.

Pico: Like what happened here, I was drawn into the cartridge business when neither BF or GF returned any calls. It must've felt like days when I came to check on them, only to find the TV blaring red static. Before I could even react, I was dragged into that world, where I had to fend off that "Mr. L" entity posing as Luigi... or apparently, a vengeful spirit of him. Even to this day, I don't know what its motives were, but it clearly wanted me dead for the evulz. I managed to escape safely and got on the hunt to find BF and GF safely. However...

Pico: They were dead when I finally found them... And I was all alone in that digital hellscape with no way back out. I've never forgiven myself for being too late to come to their aid, though I survived as long as I could, busting into the Minus World to try and evade that killer plumber. While there, I came across this entity that resembled... King Koopa? I didn't have long to process this, as everything vanished before my eyes as "Ultra M" approached.

Benjamin: Then what happened?

Pico: I was pretty much reborn into a new universe. THIS one. One key change was the links to the SEGAVerse; you being the younger brother of Hatsune Miku. And you had a bigger family than the "canon" iteration, who simply had a rap-rat as an adoptive brother. Events definitely played out normally, but with numerous changes:

You and Grace dropped out of high-school at 17.

I halted the whole school dangers quickly by dealing with Cassandra promptly, therefore saving even more lives than I once did.

You managed to get Daniel Dearest on your good side after he admitted to his crimes and felt guilty for it.

You've been arguably kinder than the original Boyfriend.

Updike stood down and shut down the Greater Good, thanks to the efforts of you and Whitty, along with Grace, Carol and Sunday, of course.

Benjamin: I had definitely been through a lot.

Pico: Mhm. And when we crossed into Alan Becker's computer, that's when we became teens again, and that's when the things I predicted came to an end. We met Chris and all the others, you got a new boyfriend in Luis, and, well... the rest is history!

Benjamin: Mhm. So, like OMT Tails, I'd be classed as some "anomaly" by those guys because of your actions?

Pico: It shouldn't come to that, hopefully. I'm just really concerned about how you're feeling after what happened to you back in MP-2021, Benji. I really don't want it to take a toll on your life. Same with what I just told you.

Benjamin: Hey, don't worry! I've got an optimistic future ahead! We got the whole Christmas Festival getting set up next week, and Softie's gonna be showing up. Heh, I can't wait to meet him in person. I really want to have him as a little brother and show him the care he deserves!

Pico: Heh, man. I really admire you for staying positive, even after all the hell you've been through.

Benjamin: I mean, I'll always have you guys. And as long as you're all okay, I'll always find motivation to keep on moving!

Pico: Thanks, Ben. I really appreciate that.

Benjamin: Alright. Why don't we go catch up with the others? They must be getting worried.

Pico: Of course!

Benjamin: Man. I wonder if Evan and Holly will be able to show up there.

Pico: Heh. I'm sure they can make the time if Evan's parents are alright with it.

Meanwhile, at Dimension URB-2023...

Bently: I'm happy things are okay in the original dimension. You keep being you, Benjamin. Well, who I once was, heh.

Isabella: You feeling okay, Bently?

Bently: Heh, yeah. If anything, I feel at peace, knowing everything's alright in a version of the universe I came from.

Isabella: Glad to hear it!

Bently: Well, let's get moving to school! We don't wanna keep Mrs. Aoibhe waiting for too much longer.

Isabella: You got it!

#sonic exe #sonic the hedgehog #spider verse #sth #sonic #sonic fandom #sth au #sonic au #spider man #friday night funkin

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scratchwake · 6 months

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oh @bunny-heels you are going to regret this

gonna put all of the story stuff and drawings under the cut because thisll be a very very long post

basically, the ocs name is Rosalind Carr! she/they pronouns. during the events of the game was currently staying with family in the Bright Falls/Watery area

her design isn't really small town looking, but that's because I wanted to give her a very fish out of water city girl feel, since she's originally from NYC, so I went for a lot of modern city fashion, like mesh shirts and such, I wanted to make sure she stuck out as someone who is very much not from the rural PNW

but enough about her and more about her silly little relationship(?) with scratch!casey (and also, actual alex casey)

starting with her relationship with casey, she was kinda like a rebound sort of thing after The Divorce (what can i say, im a slut for divorced men) and obviously because of that it ended poorly. (okay, well, Kind of a rebound, some of it did overlap with the marriage because I'm also a slut for affairs)

but, before it ended, she started staying in BF with some family, which is part of what got casey interested in the murders there, because he was kinda worried about her getting fucking murked

but of course, the break up happens and he cant just back out of the case (and he doesnt even want to, anyway), which creates some VEERY awkward interactions during the events of the game. hes still somewhat interested in her, and shes still quite pissed off at him

then, game shit happens, and scratch possesses casey. and its a bit like

scratch: "eugh, this new body is so clunky and weird. but that doesnt matter, as long as i make this ending happen, it'll be all good."

rosalind: *exists for over .5 seconds, literally just trying to not die, having been roped into all this by sheer circumstance*

scratch: *immediately becomes filled with insatiable lust because now that he occupies caseys body, he can feel every less than convinent urge casey gets (like fucking on the job) amplified tenfold*

so he just. starts annoying her. she KNOWS hes not casey, which is probably why she entertains it rather than hiding in a hole until everything is okay again

and without further ado: her design, and a doodle of her and scratch!casey based on my first post about them (disclaimer: im still learning how to draw sam lakes face so PLEASE gimme the benefit of the doubt here lol)

basically, though-out the whole deerfest section, you have this poor woman who knows she's forgetting something and KNOWS something is wrong and the whole time there is this fucked up version of her ex trying to get in her pants (and honestly? lowkey succeeding.)

imagine being her, laying in bed next to a fucked up and evil version of her ex boyfriend while he rambles about famous missing author Alan Wake and how they need to "become one"

it's kinda like a, me my boyfriend and my boyfriends giant plushie situation except none of them are together and scratch is just insane

if anyone wants to know some random facts about her, flick me an ask! she is my baby and i love her so much (i am cringe but i am free)

#talking #my art #alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers #oc x canon #oc art #alan wake oc #oc: rosalind carr

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jimmymcchill · 2 years

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i think theories about kim randomly getting married again not to be lonely etc etc after parting ways with jimmy for whatever reason trigger me because

1) remember when in s2 she was talking about her past to schweikart during that job interview and she said something about the best case scenario in her hometown was becoming a cashier and getting married to the guy who owned the gas station or something? can't stop thinking about that. about the fact that young kim used to think of marriage as something empty she could achieve probably for the sole purpose of not being alone and saying she had done something with her life. it's just a little window on her views of love/marriage, but it's clear she'd rather be lonely in another state trying to build a career than have a relationship with someone random not to go to bed alone at night. it's clear that, before jimmy, that's apparently who she was. i absolutely DREAD at the thought of her ending up in the same situation she escaped from as a teen

2) KIM IS DEMISEXUAL OKAY? OKAY. no really i'm a broken record jdhdkd but it takes like ten years of deep friendship with jimmy for her to have a relationship with him IF THAT'S NOT DEMI CULTURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

3) my bf says she can't marry anyone who isn't jimmy and he's always right

4) ... no but for real it would feel ooc af to me if she'd just show up in gene's timeline like 'yo bruh i have a husband and five kids off screen but we won't get into that because there's not enough screentime'. like, i can't picture pete and vince and co going this way, mainly because yeah people can change but there's literally no TIME to show kim changing, they can't just throw six seasons of character development out of the window like that (at least that's what i presume, maybe i'll be proven wrong, i have total faith in them and their utter and infinite capability to break my heart)

5) i still have war flashbacks every time i think about baby me watching jurassic park 3 and finding out ellie and alan were no longer together and you couldn't understand why and nothing was shown and she had moved on but it was offscreen so it made no sense and ??? please don't make me relive this shock pls

#wow worst post ever #i have a migraine does it show?#i think it does akshhs #ANYWAY THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK #skeletor will be back with more shitty rants next week #bcs #better call saul #meta #kim wexler #rhea seehorn #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #bob odenkirk #mcwexler

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twiggystarrdust · 2 years

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Beetlejuice x the dark crystal x twiggyverse

I made this masterpiece a while ago and though I've not caught up to this part in the story i want to share. don't try to understand it, just love it.

(twiggy tries for the millionth time to make Griddle tell her his real name while they return to the merkingdom with the TRUE KING)

Twiggy: You could use a buddy!

Don't you want a crown?

(mimicing Griddle) Yes I do! Yes I do!

See, the way I see it

That demon should be leavin'

And you should rule the town

*whispers* And love me

Griddle: What?

Twiggy: Nothing

So, Griddle dear, don't run away

We’re here to stay

That demon has his ass on your throne

Together we'll exterminate, assassinate!

Griddle: How?

Twiggy: The finer points can wait

But first, you gotta tell me your name.

Come on Griddle, you know you can trust me

I wanna know so please don't act so sketchy

Keeping all these secrets is a pain

Why won’t you tell me your god damn name?

Griddle, you could be my Romeo

Oh, you won't believe how far I'll go

I'm in the friend-zone, but

Our love could be all aflame

All you gotta do is tell me your name

(out of character, player and DM)

Calette: Cause I don't know his name

James: Well, I can't say it

Calette: How 'bout a game of charades?

James: Yes, let's play it

Calette: okay, Two words?

James: Right

Calette: Second word

James: Uh-huh

Calette: Drink?

James: No

Calette: Beverage?

James: No

Calette: Wine?

James: No

Calette: Juice?

James: Yes

Calette: Okay

James: First word

Calette: Okay, Bug?

James: No

Calette: Ant?

James: Close, but no

Calette: Beetle?

James: Yes

Calette: Betelgeuse?

James: Wow, I'm impressed

And all you gotta do is say his name three times

Three times in a row it must be spoken

Unbroken

Ready?

Calette: Yeah!

James: Okay, go

Calette: Betelgeuse

James: Yes

Calette: Betelgeuse

James: Yes

Calette: Beeeee-

James: (laughing to himself) Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good

James: Gotcha!

Calette: What?

James: You're so smart

But its a no

I'll think about your offer though,

Let you know

But let get back to gameplay down below

Calette: wait! Betelgeuse

James: but-

Calette: Betelgeuse

James: listen, being DM’s girlfriend doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark

You don’t know his real name,

Just that hes a shark

Yes, life sucks

But not that much

Okay, Calette Dear

Calette Dear

Be a doll and spare the headache

Bringing this up was a mistake

Calette: But you said his name was-

James: Thats was a fake

Twiggy: Just tell me, buddy!

Griddle: give me a break

Marriage is a flattering offer

But I don’t wanna be underwater

So I’d like it if you just shut up

Twiggy: Please?

Griddle: I may be gentlemanly

But Twiggy dear you’re gonna make me lose my mind

(spoken, out of character)

Calette: So, playing hardball, huh?

You are tougher than you look

James: Just wanna make sure you got plenty of surprises

Got any other tactics?

Rafiki: Twiglet, there you are!

Setiel: Ah, you found Griddle!

Twiggy: Setiel, Rafiki, my old pals!

Griddle: But how are we going to defeat the demon?

Twiggy: look around, we have the best team in Thraa!

Rafiki: Pumba is a deity

Pumba is a god

Listen to my preaches and you will be so be awed

Sentinel: I can help

Rafiki: (distracted) Hey look at that kelp

Setiel: Your troubles all ended on the day that me befriended me

Twiggy: (roling eyes) Please, you only just joined!

Rafiki: Hakuna Matata Everyone!

Fondle: What the heck was that?

Fiona: So ear-destroying

Twiggy: There you go, dear

A couple of five-star reviews

(james writes in book)

Calette: Whacha doing??

James: That is the question

I write down the plotlines for almost every session

Calette: All the plot?

James: Pretty much, all the plot’s there sure,

Calette: Then, James dear, what do I need you for?

James: Woah, woah, woah woah woah

Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your God

You cant just check my notebook you cheeky sod

Youre over-curiosity has Twiggy flawed

But we're BF-F-F-F's forever

Alan and Ben (rafiki and setiel): Calette!

Calette: What? Twiggy needs to know

And you heard what he said, ALL the plot is in that book

Calette: We don't need that DM

The three of us alone can crack this problem

I’ll just check his notes while he’s asleep

Guys, I got a wedding date to keep

(rafiki)Alan: Okay, so what's your plan?

Calette: Twiggys’ determined

She’s got a lot of rings to be returned and

That’s an awfully big kind gesture

It’s no longer a pester

I’ll win this freaking game

Twiggy: and I'm gonna make him tell me his name

Set + Raf: She really has no shame

Twiggy: I'll make him tell me his name

Set + Raf: why not use a nickname?

Twiggy: I'll make him tell me his name

Set + Raf: She’ll make him tell her his name

Twiggy: Not running away

I'll make him tell me his name!

Set + Raf: Yeah!

#beetlejuice crossover #ao3

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karkles-does-things · 3 years

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YOUR OC'S AS VINES GO

ALRIGHT FIRST OF ALL I ALREADY DID THIS A LITTLE BIT SO ANON IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THAT GO LOOK

SECOND okay okay so you guys have met basically all the characters (in Callie and Simeon’s Arc) now so NOW I can do the vines about them. If you don’t know a name, it’s probably one of the Soldier Boys from This Post

FINALLY for personal reasons I have decided to just go ahead and spoil the rest of Callie and Simeon’s arc via out of context vines because STRAIGHT UP these vines have been gnawing a hole through my fucking skull and I think they’re fucking hilarious.

Still I can always think of more vines. It’s a curse. So feel free to ask this same fucking question whenever you want.

So here you go, and also it’s a SHIT ton of vines so it’s below the cut

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(Callie just. in general)

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(also just Callie in general)

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The “Traditional Duel”

(this one is way longer than a vine but it’s also my favorite video on youtube pleasepleaseplease - The Captain is the deeper voice/Tankman and Callie is the higher voice/BF)

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(Larry, Doug, and Alan)

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Larry and Doug before they started dating probably

(I’m sorry that it’s on fucking facebook it was literally the ONLY PLACE I COULD FIND IT)

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Doug: Look how cute these pens are.

Larry: Zack, that’s gay.

Doug: Jared, we’ve been dating for-

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I’d say Larry and Doug again but this is literally everyone in the unit

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Callie: in every group of friends...there’s the dumb one

William: really??

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(The Entire Unit @ William)

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Jackson: hey has anyone ever told you you look like Beyoncé?

Meg: ...nah they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.

Jackson: who the fuck is that?

Meg: me, n**-

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Jackson: HRAH!!

Simeon: I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you! I’m not even worried about it.

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Callie vocal stimming: lemme hop out the *chord, chord* Porsche, don’t wanna hit that-

The Unit plus Simeon: shut the *discordant chord* up

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Callie in that moment where they thought the party was about to straight up murder them for being annoying:

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Jackson: do you even know what’s in that?

Simeon: (about to eat the snake) Kimberly I want you to take ONE good look at my FAT ass and tell me if you think I give a fuck.

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(Callie being low key bullied by the unit)

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(Callie on the outside)

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(The party accidentally entering the Red Haze)

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(Callie running from the Wolf Mask Urges)

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(Callie having to drag the others out of the Red Haze while they’re under its influence)

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(Callie when people start treating them with affection but haven’t told them explicitly that they care about them)

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(Larry [the bear is his entire fucking unit])

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(The Unit (minus Larry) being separated from Simeon only to meet 003 less than 2 days later)

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Callie: please God just...let me have ONE good day???

Me: omg you again? Give it a REST, buddy!

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Larry: hey do you have any shaving cream?

Simeon: no I don’t like the way that it tastes

Larry: Wait you eat shaving cream?

Simeon: no why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste?

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Callie: daddy?

Larry and Simeon: DO I LOOK LIKE-

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Callie: omg he’s dying call 911!!

Larry: what’s the number????

Simeon: really n****? What’s the number?

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Larry: hey bro, what do you want to eat?

Wolf!Callie: the souls of the innocent

Yellow!Callie: a bagel

Wolf!Callie: NOOO

Yellow!Callie: Two Bagels-

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The Mayor of Capitalism Town: what are these curious circles?? They have little faces on them, how quaint.

The Mayor: Do poor people eat these?

The Mayor: *tastes coin* DISGUSTING! JEEVES, TAKE IT AWAY-

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(Callie when Larry “pranks” them by telling the stripper they’re “shy”)

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Callie: I’m scared dad!!

Simeon: do you trust me son?

Callie: Yes

Simeon: Come on, son!

Simeon: RULE NUMBER ONE, never trust ANYBODY-

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The Mayor: you have a beautiful smile.

Callie: Thank you. You’re not that handsome.

The Mayor: Wow, thanks-

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Callie: Well, it’s been a great day today...

Callie: Can’t wait for tomorrow-*sobs*

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Callie desperately doing repression anger management: IM GONNA TAKE A NAP!!

Larry/Simeon: You wanna take a nap?

Callie: I TAKE A NAP HERE!

Larry/Simeon: Okay, you take a nap right there, then

Callie: NNNNNNNNHHH GUHNITE-

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Callie @ Simeon/Larry: You’re NOT MY DAD! yo lost your HEARIN or somethin! ugly-ass, fuckin,,, noodlehead!!

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Callie/Simeon/Larry: what do you WANT from me???

[The Clowns from Clown Town]

C/S/L: please just..STOOOP :-(

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[The clowns from Clown Town watching C/S/L fight their fears]

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(Callie’s fear hallucination in a nutshell)

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Callie/Larry: so basically um what I was thinking was um

[Simeon’s accidental confession]

Callie/Larry: ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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How the fight started:

Callie: Can I get a waffle?

[Larry and Simeon]

Callie: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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How the fight ended >:-) :

Larry: Kevin, yo, Kevin, Kevin...Kevin! Kevin, watch the light, dude!

Simeon: *points at light*

[Wolf!Callie]

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(Callie (fucking FINALLY))

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Larry finding Callie: Miss Keisha? Miss Keishaaaaaa...Miss KEISHA. Omfg she Fuckin DEAD, who-

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Backstory Hours:

Travelers: hey! How y’all-

[001, 002, and 003]

Travelers: EEAAAAH!! GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH!!!

The Doctor: it don’t bite :)

Travelers (getting eaten): YES IT DO-

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The Doctor: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING???

002: You SAID bring my grades up.

The Doctor: ...I did say that, lemme see-

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The Doctor: even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so I built this cage to keep them secure so there’s no possible

[002 and 003]

The Doctor: OH MY GO-

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Present Day Again lol

(Simeon telling Larry about the Asylum)

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(The Doctor trying to operate on Callie while Larry hovers over her making sure she’s not killing or “modifying” them)

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Simeon: (having to go back to The Asylum) This is how I enter my house. WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS?!??

The Doctor: Why do you have my phone??

Simeon: FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY!

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[Simeon]

001: THIS is why mom doesn’t FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!

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(Callie when Simeon tells them to run)

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001: Red Robin!

Callie: Yum! OH NO! OH NO!!!

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Y’all reading through these (I hope)

#this took me TWO HOURS #please like it #and reblog it please it took so long #story asks #chaos story lmbao #callie tag #simeon tag #larry tag #unit tag

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existentialcrisiscore · 3 months

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THW WATER SPLASH omg Alan is in LOOOVE KDJDKFJKSJA

#pit babe the series #alanjeff #alan please be my bf #alan lover boy

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silenthilllz · 3 years

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It’s official, Alan and I are a thing and I hope he doesn’t die during this thing. Please, don’t kill my vampire bf

#ai dungeon

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thealogie · 4 years

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I started on s4, and so far on MASH:

-Alan Alda returns from leave to face the horrors of war once more

-Alan Alda finds out that during his absence his roommate/best friend/crush trapper has left to go back to the U.S. and keeps being like “please did he leave a message for me?? did he leave a message? Anything??”

-when pressed, Radar finally admits trapper did want alan alda to have one thing....it’s a kiss on the cheek

-at this, Alan Alda races to Seoul to see trapper one last time before he flies out. Radar is also going...to pick up trapper’s replacement surgeon: BJ

-he gets to Seoul but misses Trapper by ten minutes. He barely even looks at BJ when Radar is like “hey meet the new guy” because he’s so torn up about Trapper. BJ hears him rant about trapper and is immediately like “can I help?” even though he has no idea what’s going on....QUEEN OF HELPING?

-Then as Alan Alda is quoting some Rudyard Kipling at Radar, BJ is like “Rudyard Kipling” and Alan Alda does a double-take, turns to him and just looks at him like “fuck trapper. this hunk is my boyfriend now.”

-immediately over trapper, alan Alda decides he and his new bf must have drinks immediately and he must know every detail of BJ’s life

-they start house/Wilson banter IMMEDIATELY. Alan Alda is just like “you’re gonna love it here. Non-stop being shot at and dysentery!” BJ just grins at him and without missing a beat goes “to think of what I’ve missed!” And alan alda without missing a beat just goes “ARE YOU MARRIED?”

-BJ is married and asks alan Alda if he’s married too. Alan Alda says “someone would have to get me pregnant first.” Trans hawkeye is confirmed just like that

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sjbattleangel · 4 years

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My Immortal Sonic parody part 4

Chapter 13

AN: mabel fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a frekin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!

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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Robotnik. We were so scared.

“Robotnik Rolbytnik!” we both yelled. Robotnik came there.

“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.

“Nagsas has Shadow!” we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

“No! Don’t! We need to save Shadow!” we begged.

“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Nagus does to Shadow. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Sally.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Shadow!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Naprs’s lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Alan Kedavra!” It was……………………………….. Nagus!

Chapter 14

AN: gut off mi PREPZ ok! Mabel fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I drant 2 mush. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Narkus was. It turned out that Nagus wasn’t there. Instead the small guy who killed Ari was. Shadow was there crying tears of blood. Snively was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snively.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as I started shooting him with Nicole’s bolts. Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “SallyIloveyouwilumarryme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so he’s not a perv ok)

“Huh?” I asked. ”Selly I love you will you marry me?” asked Snively. I started laughing crudely. “What the hell? You torture my bf and then you expect me to marry you? God, you are such a messed up crepe!.” I said angrily. Then I kicked him down the stairs and he bounched like a boll.

“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. I brust into tears sadly.

“Snively what art thou doing?” called Nagus. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Mobius Academy We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Shadow in his underwear. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and dark sad eyes.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such sluts.” answered Shadow.

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Sleet and Dingo took a video of me. Knarkles says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snively is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Shadow! Why couldn’t Chaos have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory Selly isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A LIVING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away crying tears of blood.

Chapter 15

AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona ren awa! fangz 2 mabel 4 hlpein!

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“Sally Sally!” shouted Shadow sadly. “No, please, come back!”

But I was too mad.

“Whatever! Now u can go anh have Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Shadow and Vampire. I started to cry and weep on my bed.Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Shadow!

“Soly I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what the preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to hide from the world. Now I just wanna be with you. I love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da hol out od hr!) .

“OMG.” I said after he was finished. Some stinking preps stared at us but I just shot them with Nicole’s bolts (Nicole was covered in black nail polish to match my nails) . “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Mindy LaTour (i h8 dat slot) and that guy in A Love story. Then we went away holding hands. Sleet shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Mobotropolis right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

Chapter 16

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! mabel u suk u gimme bak mah swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Mabel wht ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

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We ran happily to Mobotropolis. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Shadow thought so, I could totally see him swooning but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Shadow was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Napas and da Swat Botz!

No way Shadow im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout ther felings.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Shadow promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMG/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Snub or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Souly! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Sonia that stinking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: MABEL U SUK! SCORW U!)

“It serves that poser right.” I laughed angrily.Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Sonia will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld Dingo found her and ate her cause he’s a cannonball.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Shakow tonight in Mobotropolis with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.

”B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Shakow or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Roblynik.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMG ROBLYNITK?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.

”We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Mobotropolis. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and B’Loody Mary asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday Dingo and Sleet tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my chaos you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said B’Loody Mary.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Sully TARA Acorn what’s yours?”

“Chris Thorn.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf shadnow you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Knarkles flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMG Sully U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”

Chapter 17

AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den SCAW UUUUUUUUUUUU! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!

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Chris Thorndyke gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Knarkles kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. “WTH Knarkles?” I shouted angrily. “Gejt out yor anoyng!.” Well anyway Sonia came. Knarkles went away angrily.

“Hey girlfirend you look kawaii.” she said.

“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Sonia’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was cid enouff 2 be gofiik.

“So r u going 2 da concert wif Shadow?” she asked.

“Yah.” I said happily.

“I’m gong with Diabolo.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Shadow and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Shadow was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Dulcy but it tuned out dat she was kidnapped at birth and her real family dyed in a car crash. Dulcy converted to Chaosism and she went goth. She was in Green class now. She was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall her Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Shadow’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that my dad King Acorn gave him. We made fun of dose stupid preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif big ears and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Shadow. Shadow and I came. It was…….Nappas and da Swat Botz!

“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Sully, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Shadow!”

“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Napus ran away. It was…………………………………ROBLYNIK!

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic satam #sonic underground #sonic #funny #funny stuff #parody #my immortal #my immortal parody #this is stupid #i am weird #i am so silly #video games

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Afterthoughts about 🍌 🐟

So I finished watching banana fish and I will save this spot to write some personal reviews and opinions.

「時の中に閉じたバラは枯れずに咲き続ける　愛のひとひらは胸の奥にしまっておこう　永遠の時に閉じて」

I first heard about this work on Tumblr when someone was talking about the so-called “holy gay trinity”, which includes YOI, BF and Jeweler Richard, so I kind of like “well it sounds like nothing to do during this summer break on the way to graduate program plus quarantine why not start some new stuff to get into”. Long story short I first know about YOI in 2016 but I stopped watching it in the middle of airing I didn’t know why. I picked it up and finished watching it. It was a great show and it is literally making history throughout the time. Then I started watching Jeweler Richard and that was very good too. Put in one word or icon to summarize those I would use the the art style of female directors at Takarazuka, for YOI I will take it as 小柳奈穂子-ish and for Jeweler Richard I will say it is very 植田景子-ish. I would probably talk about them in the new posts. Those are just very personal view and if you don’t know about Takarazuka and those female theater directors you will have no idea what I am talking about.

And after I finishing these two I started watching BF, which is my favorite among the three and I will give it totally 上田久美子-ish.

There is an important thing I want to say that episode 24 of BF was in air somehow around Dec. 21st and that is also the day of F. Scott Fitzgerald ‘s death. People won’t take this seriously but it really means something for me that 月組 also revived the show The Last Party - S. Fitzgerald's Last Day. It was played by 月城かなと as Fitzgerald, 海乃美月 as Zelda and 暁千星 as Hemingway. They mentioned 楽園のこちら側 (This Side of Paradise), 美しく呪われし者 (The Beautiful and Damned) and 夜はやさし (Tender in the Night) in the play, but regrettably no ワルツは私と (Save Me the Waltz). I will talk more about this work later.

You know there are many literature references regarding the works by Hemingway and Fitzgerald in the plot and the ending cards of each episode, and the day of the double-shoot is just a ... mental suffering.

It also reminds me of Sisi, the Empress of Austria, but I would like to call her エリザベート. This vibe starts with a realization that the way Ash and Sisi died somehow shares something in common as they are both stabbed by someone else (although Lao is intentionally but Lucheni was not). It is sad and very torturing for me think about this because Sisi is my favorite historical figure and a character in Musicals, no exceptions. Thinking about two favorite characters died in same way is a terrible but blessed experience, no matter how you understand it. In Sisi’s “I-want” song Ich Gehör Nur Mir there is line saying she wants to be a bird and fly to the sea, and you know that Eiji jumped over that wall in EP1 like a bird, so...there is nothing left for me to say.

I also want to add that I found 七海ひろき probably is a great fan of BF (and I am not surprised that she is) because in some photos of her 入待ち/出待ち she was taking a Tasche with contents related to BF on it or it is just an official goods but I don’t know. 壮一帆 also mentioned in her radio program when ポーの一族 was on stage performed by 花組 in 2018 that she see this work as her “bible”, and she also agrees that it would be fascinating if River Phoenix would be able to perform Ash in a real person adaptation of BF.

I did start to rewatch ポーの一族 as well as はいからさんが通る to get a little bit more sense of so-called 少女漫画. I found that together with BF these three are all categorized as 少女漫画, the differences between them are too much to list. Like many other people I questioned a lot why BF is also categorized in it because there are many things in it you won’t be able to see in other works in the same genre. But during my second watching of BF I somehow could get a glimpse that it is truly a 少女漫画. And I think the main issue is with the logic in the plot. Sometimes you don’t need a very sophisticated logics in the plot as you need in Desinated Survivor or Into the Night (yes they are my two favorite Netflix shows) . Thinking about はいからさんが通る, do we need so much reasons for 少尉 doing whatever he can to get 紅緒 out of trouble? So the twist is the same at here, although the relationship between Ash and Eiji is not simple as it between 少尉 and 紅緒, but might be as complicated (in a good way and needs effort to interpret) as Edgar and Alan? I put my words here because when Yut-Long wants Ash to give him the research materials about banana fish and go back to Golzine otherwise he will kill Eiji, Ash then go to Max and asked for the files (with his gun aiming at Max). Max almost doesn’t say nothing and gives it to him but he points out that Ash is doing this for Eiji. I think this part is kind of out of the logic because Max would not be so willing to give the files to him, and Ash did all those things only because of the threat that If he doesn’t do this Eiji will be killed by Yut-Long and Blanca. This is a completely 少女漫画 thing I would say, and it is not bad.

My favorite episode is definitely EP9 “Save Me the Waltz”, Save Me The Waltz is a novel written by Zelda, and this is the only literature work that has been mentioned in the ending cards that written by female writer. This is one reason and feminists like me love those small detailes that can inspire a lot of interpretations. Ash’s appearance in this episode is fabulous, and it is a classic actualization of カリスマ, as you might see in the 中詰 of EXICTER!! The moment when Arthur loosing the chain and Ash reaching for gun looks like an angel is forced falling to the ground, it is beautiful.

The discussion in episode 17 when Ash and Eiji heading to Long Island on the Ferry was amazing. I keep thinging of the song 彼女はエメラルド by DaizyStripper. I strongly recommend you to check it out. I would also want you to go over the album Born To Die by Lana Del Rey, especially Dark Paradise and Summertime Sadness. You may also want to try Old Money and Young And Beautiful. It is better for you to do this after finishing the whole season, but it’s completely up to you.

I also love how eng subtitles translate THAT line as “I am going prostituting”, which is much better than the Simplified Chinese version.

I went to New York first time in my life in 2017, by that time I am not obsessed with anything related to this “greatest city in the world”. I also went to St. Petersburg and Moscow this year and that was my first time to visit Russia. My second visit to NYC was in 2018 when I was there for getting a visa to Germany. I went to Trinity Church for Alexander Hamilton, Elisabeth Schuyler and Angelica Schuyler (okay I know it is not a proper time to reveal this but I think lot about “everything is legal in New Jersey” for the episodes when Ash was in that psychiatric facility in NJ). In 2019 I was obsessed with another fandom which I choose not to tell at here but I want to visit Queens at least once in my life time. Finally now in 2020 I am recalled back to this great city and observe more -- the lovely the disgusting things, as well as the summertime sadness.

From that Hamilton vibes I also want to say that Garden of Light makes me think of Who lives, Who dies, Who tells your story. It seems that BF brings in more ideas to the discussion about “what is legacy”, the question that never will be out of date.

And...this is just a meme but how about THE PHANTOM OF THE NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY???

「私の真の愛を受け止めて　いつもあなたが　音楽で私の心　包むように」

The song that immediately came to my mind after the ending of EP24 was the last number of musical Don Juan in Act 2, which is called Don Juan Est Mort. In Japanese version directed by 生田大和 and played by 望海風斗 this number has a lyric like “愛に呪われて愛に散った男忘れない”, which impacted my heart with the insurmountable sorrow and sadness. I never feel drastically sad when I watch the ending of Don Juan, but this time I feel more than anything I have came up with when I do it.

Please let me to share something personal at here:

Aslan means “dawn”. Ibe’s niece has 曉 as her name. I also have 晓 in my name. My mother chose this character for me because I was born at 7am in the morning. When I was reading Garden of Light I think there are so much feelings that I couldn’t express perfectly in words. I know I am strongly related to this story and I am so happy I get to know this amazing work. This is a epic I will never forget.

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scarcitti · 3 years

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“NUMB3RS”, Scott-Free’s hit math show, only on America’s hit network, C.B.S.

“No, that wasn’t an ugly typo you just read - “NUMB3ERS” (pronounced numbers) is the idiosyncratic title of filmmakers Ridley and Tony Scott’s astute and crafty psychological drama which shows that even math can make for edge-of-your-seat entertainment.”

a year before birdman, a year after the master, twenty-thirteen, the year yeezus came out, popular internet outfit Imagine Games Network, the polygon of its time, assigned a reviewer to a game named “super mario 3D world”, from a company named nintendo. that reviewer, whose name i don’t know, assigned a number to that game (mario), denoting quality. nine-point-six, out of ten. one of the higher numbers you can give a game out of ten. four years later, Imagine Games Network (sometimes referred to as I.G.N. by fans) would give the game’s sequel “odyssey” the perfect-ten, a point-of-pride and historical-curse-risk.

wii, wii u, wii switch, time marches on ashes to ashes from ashes to grave to wii u to switch. to recap: nintendo made the nine-six, then nintendo made the one-oh. and as four years had passed once before they passed again and the year was twenty-twenty-one (2021) and mario-eaters and -killers worldwide wanted more.

presenting: “Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury”, nintendo co ltd added a full game New Funky Mode, the great game: “Fury of Giga-Bowser: Super Mario Land 3 - A Sunshine Saga Story”, the beautiful game, the king’s game. it’s a game one internet user said themselves: “«Fury Boswer 3D» is a Top Three Mario game.”

nintendo took the nine-six, made mario faster, walking and running both, made the pixels a little smaller, the resolution a little bigger, threw in a new funky game “Big Bowser’s 3D Day”.

ten? ten point six?

do not make me laugh my pants. IGN (hereinafter: Imagine Games Network), an ever-shifting collection of individual works who each imagine games in their own complex, evolving way, assigned a writer whose name i don’t know to play and review and number SM3DW+BF (hereinafter: “Bowser Bros 3D: Soul Shine Saga”). they gave it a seven.

a seven is the lowest number you can give a game out of ten.

now~

~intermission~

“The show uses the number three in its title instead of the letter "e", in which is found in Leetspeak. In the interviews with Tom Jicha of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel and with Alan Pergament of The Buffalo News, Heuton mentioned that the use of the number three in the title derives from leet, a form of computer jargon that replaces letters with numbers.[52][53] Dr. Gary Lorden, a California Institute of Technology mathematics professor who served as the show's mathematics consultant, told NPR's Ira Flatow that it was created on a normal computer keyboard. Lorden also mentioned that the use of the number three in the title can serve as a restriction in Internet searches about the series.”

Imagination Gamer Nation (IGNCO -0.72 +0.15% ▲) has, iconoclast, many times before gone below sea-level, digging deep under our earth’s natural seven/ten ground. brave, taking grand temporal wagers, ripping game’s from the past and their time and staring through small-pixel remasters into their soul and saying straight-faced they see nothing. to uproar, one year ago, IGN numbered «SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: or, BATTLE FOR BIKINIBOTTOM, A Rehydrated Tale» harsh bold and honest; i tell you, they numbered it five out of ten.

uproar

the writer was digging in depths once dug before, depths of five, of four, of three.

their names:

RIBBIT KING, one of my most-loved games, a game i’ve played about three times, as honorable as the come. its number? the dreaded, the controversial Spongebob-Five.

famously, GOD HAND, an all-time game, as good as they come as drab and ugly and harsh as perfect trashcan art begging to be wall-hung and decades-loved. its number: “awful”, three.

kane & lynch 2: dog days, an art game about music and blood, numbered in good company: seven of ten

~hey, hello, please be seated

now:

nintendo enthusiast website “nintendolife” numbered 3D WORLD ten out-of ten eight years ago in 2013. eight years later, to-day, they numbered 3D WORLD feat. BOWSER’S FURY ten out-of ten. different games, same number.

when you give a game a perfect-ten, have you ceased Imagining Game?

“Lynette Rice of Entertainment Weekly asked Krumholtz about the three in the title; his response was, ‘Isn't that annoying? I think it should be the mathematical symbol for sigma, which looks like an E. I've been fighting that for weeks.’”

“Both entertainment reporters and psychologists noticed the title's spelling. Some reporters, such as Joanne Ostrow of the Denver Post,[55] the staff members of People Magazine,[56] the editors of The Futon Critic,[57] the staff of the Scripps Howard News Service,[58] and Mike Hughes of USA Today[59] acknowledged the presence of the number three in the title.”

#thank you #mario #ign #—e.m.z.#numb3rs

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