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chloeangelic · 5 months

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Since hot slut - Seeking What is Desirable Joel - got BUTT ASS naked immediately in someone else's guest room with ladybug.....

Can you describe in a bit more detail what he looks like naked?

*Disrespectfully

Ask and you shall receive - everything under the cut~

seeking what is desirable Joel - body and 🍆 HCs!

Rating: 18+ Warnings: Discussions about dick and cock and height/size difference kink, references to our lord and savior Manuel Ferrara

I see him as being about a foot taller than Ladybug - I’m 5’8 and my bf is a foot taller than me so it’s more about Joel being tall than Ladybug being short or small. He’s generally a big guy, and - not to ruin anyone’s immersion so LOOK AWAY if needed - but when I write for them I tend to visualize them as like 5’5 and 6’5 tbh. She's definitely not petite by any means, not skinny or small, just sort of average height. Jeremiah is about 6'1 I think.

Let’s do this head to toe, shall we? This Joel can be read as show or pixel Joel, however his nose and hair are more consistent with show Joel cause he’s my man. He has very broad shoulders, muscular arms and chest, definitely a dad bod cause he’s softer around the middle and has a solid insulation layer so nice soft tummy but if he were to flex when you poke him, you’d feel some abs under there. Nice chest hair, mix of brown and gray, not too thick but not sparse either, just a solid layer you can see his skin through. Normal amount of dark arm hair as well. We’ve all seen that screen grab of Ramon from that pornstar first date thing, of the tummy and the thigh grab? That’s a good representation haha

He has a very nice and thick back, wide lats and nice lower back muscles. Can definitely see his traps well when he’s wearing t-shirts. Some veins on his forearms but mostly pronounced when he’s working or at the gym.

He’s def the type to unintentionally have kind of a juicy ass and thick quads from working out - not as juicy of an ass as Manuel, however, but I have taken a lot of Seeking inspo from the video of him and Naomi Swann, especially for ch 1 (I sometimes watch that video just to get into the headspace to write for them lmfao, would recommend). He has hairy legs, the hair growth tapering off a little mid-thigh and up, and big feet. Probably shoe size 14/15.

Dick and cock wise… Let’s see. He probably used to be in the habit of trimming his pubic hair but stopped giving a fuck a while before ch 1 - it’s mentioned that he looks like hasn’t seen a razor in a few months. It’s dark, thick, but definitely not too long. When Ladybug enters the picture, he goes back to slight trimming so it's still full coverage, still thick, perfect for rubbing against, but not long enough to wrap around your finger entirely, you feel me?

I’d say he’s 8.5-8.7” fully hard, very thick and proportional from base to tip with a very slight taper at the end, has a few thick veins that bulge but he’s definitely not covered in them, I think they mostly just run along the bottom half of his length. Proportionally sized balls - I know some people are into massive balls but one time my friend showed me a pic of a guy with massive balls and it honestly just freaked me out, like, his entire bulge was 90% BALLS and I was not into it. I see him as a shower tbh, like he’s probably 5-6 inches soft. His erection is so heavy that it doesn't stand out 45 degrees from his body like a lot of dicks do, I think it probably just sort of chills around parallel with the floor if he's standing.

New chapter on Tuesday !!!! Enjoy !!

#seeking fic #joel miller fanfic #joel miller smut #chloe answers

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callme-darling · 1 month

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Today I was at the mall looking for a dress to wear to a wedding and in 2 stores back to back they played "Beyonce - Break My Soul" & "Madonna- Vogue" which are two songs we can see Swann dance to at the Oscar's and it made me giggle and think thots about going to the after party with Swann and ahem getting frisky in a corner somewhere in a darkly lit area with music and heavy bass blasting in the background while trying not to get caught 👀. Do you maybe have a little something for this to expand upon?

hehehhehehe this typa shit makes me lose my mind🤭🤭🤭

i can def see swann sneaking kisses at the start of the after party. they’re mostly innocent, and could easily be mistaken as him whispering something to you if caught at the right angle.

but as the night progresses, so does his boldness. what began as fleeting kisses or teasing touches quickly escalate to more daring acts.

you’re praying no one pays any mind to the corner of the dim room. you can feel the bass reverberating off the wall swann has your back pressed up against. his chest is pressed firmly against yours, a pair of warm lips ghosting over your neck while deft hands tease the satin material of your dress between your thighs.

you have a hand on his shoulder, squeezing the muscle there as you whine into his ear, “there’s too many people, you’re probably being filmed right now-“

“then we better give them a show worth watching?”

“swann!” you chastise, gawking up at him while he merely shrugs. the aloof grin he gives you makes you slap his shoulder again.

he feigns hurt, but retracts his hand, opting to place them on your hips. he leans down close to your ear to murmur, “don’t worry, the nights still young, we’ll have our fun.” he pulls back and gives you a playful wink before spinning on his heels and dancing in time with the music blasting overhead.

#ꕤ ₊˚✧ mailbox .#❀₊˚✧ thots .#swann arlaud

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vonlipvig · 1 month

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Um hi, I watched Anatomy of a Fall last month, got obsessed with Sandra Hüller, then watched Toni Erdmann and I fear it has only gotten worse, do you know any blogs that regularly post about her/Anatomy? I love Swann but I am very gay for Ms Hüller and she's the one I'm here for lol

are you me? are we clones? should we kiss?

jokes aside, ME TOO FRIEND, i'm hoping everytime i post about her i'm coming across as normal and well adjusted, but in my mind i'm like. Barking. she's so hot. and smart. and talented. and so German. i want her so bad.

she was so incredible in anatomy of a fall, cause like, i didn't know her before that, but you watch that and you're like, oh! i'm obsessed, actually! and then toni erdmann is SO GOOD it touched something so personal and she was fantastic as well (i've been blasting 'greatest love of all' for days because of it lmao). now i can't wait to watch sisi & i, or as twitter user @/lionesspike writes, the one where she's a "whipped socially awkward bottom following her beautiful bipolar empress around like a desperate puppy for 2+ hrs. good food." we're so lucky, dude.

as for other people around here, i mostly just post because i need to scream at the void a bit, so i'm not really sure lmao. i actually get most of my sandra fix from twitter, since somehow i've trained the algorithm there to constantly show me pics of her (here's my twitter, if you want, go through my retweets and likes and have fun lmao). here, i know @maester-of-spreadsheets is also a big fan, so def check them out! and i guess reply to this post if you like anatomy of a fall and/or are gay af for sandra hüller babyyyy.

#sandra hüller #HI ANON HI glad to know we've got the same brainworms lmao #god she's sooooooOOOooO cool i don't usually get celeb crushes but GOD this one is strong #i love how she carries herself idk. and how private she is? in interviews she's like yeah this is my dog [name redacted for privacy] YEAH #more celebs shouldn't tell us shit about their personal lives. it's so much better.#AND she's forklift certified. dream woman.#i heard she was gonna be starring in a production of hamlet? if thats true GOD i would love to be there #anyway enough from me EVERYONE GO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. NOW. MY FINAL MESSAGE.#juli answers

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makeitpink57 · 1 year

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favorite moments from my first production

i got to be a stagehand + hair/makeup artist (and more) for a local production of Dial M for Murder, it was the first production i've had the privilege of working on, and of course i have many stories from backstage

spoilers for Dial M!! yes its a play from 1954 what's your point

synopsis: Margot Wendice had an affair with american tv writer Max Halliday. after discovering this Tony Wendice blackmails his old college schoolmate into murdering his wife. this goes wrong and he ends up dying instead. shes blamed for murder instead of self defence. Detective Hubbard ends up solving the case in the end, just before Margot meets her demise

for privacy i will be refering to the actors by their character names

Detective Williams

Williams' mic didnt work until the last 3 shows. he only has like 2 lines so it wasn't super noticeable. he did mic check, and then would shut his mic off until his scene, disconnecting it.

Williams forgot that our last performance was a sunday matinee, and only showed up like minutes before curtain (call time was 12:30, go at 2pm. he showed up at like 1:55) fortunately his character doesnt show up until late in act 2 but still. he def missed the cast picture

he was so excited to see what outfit id wear every day, it was so cute (i dress in vintage inspired clothes like every day)

he was watching youtube in the green room at full blast on preview night, which the audience heard

The Cops, O'Brian and Barkley

O'Brian (28) trying to hit on me (20) for my first week (ew?). but he apologized if he made me uncomfortable on closing day so thats chill of him

Barkley giving me a laugh report after any of his bits

Barkley giving everyone scripts he wrote for the sequel after closing (starring him as the lead, of course)

Barkley thanking me for fixing his jacket and tie everytime he went out on stage

me and O'Brian debating musical theater in the green room every show

Barkley forgetting he needs to take the body away with O'Brian during our one and only tryout show, which had O'Brian having to improvise how to get the body offstage by himself

Barkley and O'Brian unable to carry off the body during the final rehearsal, so instead the director came up with a magic disappearing act for the body that they had to learn opening night

(about the titanic (1997) musical) Me: it was horrible O'Brian: didn't it win the tony? Me: yes. it shouldn't have

Detective Hubbard

the Jacket Fiasco. ok so Hubbard, Halliday, and Tony Wendice all have nearly identical jackets (its a plot point). But, Hubbard's jacket had his key in it, which he needs for a scene. on opening night the stagehand on stage left accidentally gave his jacket to Tony. Hubbard became flustered after not being able to find his jacket, and started whisper yelling at me and the other stagehand on stage right (where the fuck is my jacket etc etc). he then went onstage and forgot most of his lines due to being flustered. he accidentally cut Williams lines in the process, which Williams was pissed about. the other SR stagehand didn't talk to Hubbard unless necessary after that.

i was in charge of personal props, so i would typically get the blackmail letters from Hubbard before the show (Margot needs them at the top of the show and they are given to Hubbard in act 2) so this conversation took place every show "do you have my blackmail" "yes i do, stop blackmailing me!! i refuse to pay"

him constantly being confused by the writers decisions "why does the script call for 6 dials? the actual number back then was 7 dials" "but my british dad said blah blah blah"

bonding at the afterparty over the SR stagehand (more on her later)

thinking im talking about the play instead of the musical, and then being surprised that a muscial verison exists (multiple times)

Captain Lesgate/C.A. Swann

Lesgate has 2 coats, one normal one, and one with a safety pack for the stabbing scene. the final act one rehearsal, lesgate enters the apartment, hangs up his normal jacket, continues the scene. he then leaves to get ready for the murder forgetting his normal jacket in the apartment. when i reminded him he was like "no my jacket is here :)" *points to murder jacket*

Lesgate having to reherse the murder and dying alone because Margot didnt show up to rehearsal because of a bomb threat in her area

Lesgate, O'brian and I bonding over the Lea Michelle + Johnathan Groff Desk Lamp Incident (iykyk)

discussing Trisha Paytas

shouting "SUCKING DICK AND COCK" during the 2 day show lunch and you did it at my birthday dinner!

discussing male porn stars at the 2 day show lunch

him rooting for me to shoot my shot with a boy that works in the box office

the director had a trip after opening, and didnt come back until closing. when she did, Lesgate had to tell her all of the box office boy tea. "ooh backstage + box office relationships?? Spicy" - the director

"if you dont date box office boy, i will. he is so fucking hot. i approve 😌"

discussing disney fast pass history

signing left over stabbing pads for each other on the last show

him almost forgetting the murder weapon before going on

him trying to "strangle" margot with the scarf, and missing, during the murder scene

the lighting team messing up a light que and having Lesgate and Tony both turing to me going "THEY FUCKED UP THE LIGHT QUE"

Max Halliday

us having mini dance parties in between his scenes

i made multiple doodles of him dancing while saying his most tragic lines. i gave him the best ones on closing

🎶✨🕺🏼🎶She's being Hanged Tomorrow!!🎶🕺🏼✨🎶

him being the only one in the show without an accent, and being the only one backstage who loves doing accents

him singing the WAP in his Christopher Walken voice

him saying a bunch of his lines in a jack sparrow voice

reciting shakespear in his Christopher Walken voice

i have a bunch of allergies and blood sugar issues, so i would bring homemade eggrolls and share them with him. closing night i gave him the recipe

never forgetting a line until the second to last performace, and then forgetting like 1/2 his lines in act 2. "ive never done that before... my soul left my body..."

bonding over being ancient theater history nerds

him being invested in the publix boy saga (you don't wanna know)

him never knowing where his hankerchief was and me bugging him about it every day? iconic. (he left it onstage one night)

me and Max changed our hair the same day, Tony remarked on Max's hair, and both Max and i said "oh thanks! oh you changed your hair too!"

Margot Wendice

i got very good at doing vintage styles on other people while helping Margot, who could not for the life of her figure out how to pin in a pincurl (no shade, its hard to learn initially)

babes had 2 quick changes, one of which i helped with. we got that one done so quick i should win an award

margot also approves of box office boy

the sound crew messed up a sound que for her. she went to turn off the raido and it didnt turn off until she had almost walked to the bar. oops.

at intermission i would do her hair again, in a bun this time, and i would bruise her neck where she was strangled. now i can add bruise makeup to my resume

she also got a signed stab pack at closing

a few times she completely chucked the prop scissors too far, and couldnt find them to stab Lesgate. he ended up dying without a stab wound a few times. the first time this happened poor baby almost had a panic attack :( she then changed to grabbing the scissors and dropping them closer to the floor during the struggle instead of swiping them off the desk, making the stab part less worrisome for her

one time she stabbed Lesgate so hard she almost went through the stab pack

her entire swim team came to surprise her during our closing weekend, as did most of her friends, family, and fiancé. 1/2 of this group also came to see her opening night! we stan a supportive squad

she took pictures of me in my lil black outfit onstage, and hyped me up which was super sweet

her zipper broke on one costume twice, both times the costumer was not in the building. first time i pinned her into that dress, second we ended up fixing the zipper in time

her fiance wanted her to steal the zipper dress (it was really cute, i dont blame her) so at the after party she said that and i was like "good luck getting it zipped up" and she was like "ikr"

one patron came backstage to ask where the bathroom was, margot then had to show her where right before we went into places

me and Lesgate had to explain to Margot what a twink is during the 2 show day lunch

Tony Wendice

Tony Wendice has the most lines (he has like 2 very long monolouges or something crazy like that), and he didnt have them memorized until our preview (3 days before opening). im so proud/impressed that he got all of that memorized in time

i drink rootbeer to help with my chronic breathing issues (idk why but it just works for me) so every time Tony would be like "0mG dRinKiNG 0n tHe J0b?!?" Max did it a few times too.

during the last scene Margots purse exits SR, goes to the phone loft on SR, and then needs to get to Tony on SL, so i was in charge of running the purse in da tunnel. opening night, another stagehand said he looked stressed that i hadnt delivered the purse yet (the phone call hadn't happened yet), so i asked him about if after, got it all worked out. after that he would always do an exagerated *phew* it was super funny. i gave him a cartoon of it one of the nights, and he had to show everyone backstage

during the second act he puts 50 1p notes in his pocket, which i need back in the morning. everyday i would pester him for 50p when returning his personal props. last performance i gave him an extra set of prop tickets with "you owe me 50p" written on the back

me and him bonded over our shared hatred for lil orphan annie

Tony lost a tie one night. Max said "oh i have a spare!" and then came back with Tony's lost tie

Tony lost a prop newspaper article during rehearsals. we got him backups, it was all good. after the last performace i found the lost article

Tony got hot mic'd!!! we were in a blackout about to go to intermission, most if not all actors were in the green room, but the booth forgot to shut off mics. so we just hear "Margot! how was the murder??"

closing night i told Tony "break a leg! i hope your wife dies tonight!" and he said "me too!"

various stories

i quickly became known as the vintage expert, since i dress retro. multiple times i was asked if i was in the show. once i was setting props and the sound tech and set designer were like "she looks like she could be in the show!! its so cool!!"

no one belived me when i said this was my first production. everyone thought i was a seasoned professional. this keeps happening. sorry guys, im not a professional, just autistic

i also started to gain a reputation for falling. basically i fall over a lot, health issue blah blah. anyways, my second day, i slipped and slammed into the side of the stage, knocking over a script stand. everyone then joked any time i got near anything "not to fall" for the rest of the week. it was a good lil goof

we took a break over one weekend, cuz of a street festival happening nearby, making access to the theater nearly impossible; over that weekend i had a skateboard accident, breaking my pinky finger and skinning my knee and elbow. i came back to the theater monday all bandaged up. this did not help my reputation of falling

the next week, box office boy came to admire the set, and me and him were talking and catching up (we met at guys and dolls, and he helped me avoid anaphylatic shock). anyways, while chatting i tripped and fell on stage. the rest of the day 3 people said "yeah we saw you fall onstage" this was also the start of the box office boy rumors backstage

the sound tech said "yeah i was like whos on stage? and then you fell and i was like, oh its just (my name)"

i got a physical migrane one of the days (a migraine in the nervous system, making the nerves hyperactive. it feels like youre on fire and everything you touch is itchy. basically living hell) and i did not have any of my fixes! and i couldnt fix it until i got home (which wouldve been like 2 hours later) the next day i brought my fixes, labeled them, and stuck them in the staff fridge. fortuantely didnt need them again.

me and the sound tech bonding over both wearing vintage + swapping brand recs

3 days before opening the set was not even close to being ready. like at all so i showed up at 12:30 to help. my call time was not until 6:30, but dammit this set is getting done so im here early. i was at the theater from 12:30pm-almost 11pm. i helped paint, upholster, decorate, stapled the stair carpet, clean out the box office, clean up/get the theater ready for that nights preview, mend costumes etc etc. i got to meet a lot of cool people, and i got a ton of street credit at the theater. the set designer said i was the most helpful person he's ever worked with. we got the set completed opening night.

our set is most likely to win best set of the season at the the theaters lil yearly award show!

because i was there early that day, i got in the opening night thank you speech twice!! once in crew, and once in carpenters. i was only credited once in the program, but that was because they were printed before i helped out lmao. but hey, im in a program!!

the theater was short on ushers 2 times, so they pulled me from SR and one of the light techs until 5 till. the stage manager was like "im going to regret this but heres the situation. who wants to be an usher" so i volunteered. she said "i knew you would. i already told the box office you would. i figured it would be best since they already know you" (since i helped that once day). at this point i should start packing the usher uniform in my go bag

the girl on SR. ok so we had 3 Stagehands total, one girl on SL and me and another girl on SR. she did not show up one of the shows (the first show i had to usher) she wanted to enter the film industry through being a stagehand, despite knowing nothung about theater...bold move but ok. her backup career was becoming a cop. she really did not fit in the theater. she was constantly stressed out about how much we had to do and how much everything changed. she was constantly was suprised how different film was to theater. she would also tell me im doing stuff wrong, despite not knowing how the theater works, and me doing the stuff i was instructed. i wanted to slap her so many times

SL girl was a snowbird. she normally lives in chicago, but lives here in florida for the winter. back in chicago shes a producer. i had to hear sooo many times "but thats not how we do it in Chicago" bitch, shut up. also she was practically forcing me to agree go to college for theater. nah fam im not dropping 40k for something i could learn/do for free. "but at my amature theater in chicago everyone has a degree" good for them. im not spending that much to be involved at an amature theater in chicago. her favorite musical is South Pacific so that should tell you everything you need to know.

we had lots of "liquor" on the bar (ice tea and water). every night we struck the tea to put in the fridge. no one drank the water so it didnt need to be struck. one night SL girl took the water down to the fridge anyways. i said "hey we dont do that" and she said "idc im doing it anyway" she got yelled at the next day. next week, SR girl does the same thing. i said "hey we dont do that". she said "idc im doing anyways". i said "ok, but dont get mad at me when you get yelled at". she got yelled at before she made it to the fridge. SR girl didn't talk to me for 2 days after.

i got to do sound check for the god mic!

since me and the set designer are friends he set up a lil light just for me so i could draw when i wasnt working backstage. i didnt ask him to so he just did it. what an icon

everyone signed a poster i made, and the director and the asst. director both wrote me notes about how much they loved my enthusiasm and that they think im going to have a successful career.

during the first few off book run throughs, when the stage manager had to leave, i was appointed as asst. to the stage manager. so i got to feed lines on like my first day

we're a hit!!! our show got a smashing review from a local art publication, so we had completly sold out shows for the entirety of our extremely limited run. the creative director thought about extending our run, but that would've interfered with the next production so we couldn't.

the stage manager let me keep a ton of paper props on the last day

the stage manager would always brag/advocate for me to the creative director. so he ended up asking me to come back for the next production! this time as an set artist, prop artist, and a stagehand! probably some more stuff, we're going to discuss it further at the staff meeting this week

starting this week, im starting work on Newsies. goodbye Dial M, hello Newsboys!

#dial m for murder #play #local theater #theater #theatre #backstage #cast and crew #stagehand #babys first #my first show #stories #backstage drama #theater experience

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hangon-silvergirl · 2 years

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Coffee Shop au, College au, soulmate au, bodyguard au, pirate au? For hellcheer

1.Coffee shop AU: Who is the barista, and who frequents the coffee shop?

Well, there's the buzz for my initial impression; Chrissy is a barista at a Starbucks, which Eddie ends up at.

I like @astorytotellyourfriends thought though, of Eddie working at some hole-in-the-wall indie coffee shop where shitty service is part of their schtick, and Chrissy keeps going in because she's smitten by his assholery (though he's not an asshole to her, obvs).

2. College AU: Who is the straight-A student, and who’s the backrow slacker?

Chrissy is def the straight-A student. In a universe where Eddie goes to university I think he would have better luck with grades and focus than he did in high school, but I don't think he's all-in on a high GPA. Especially with ADHD; if he's into the subject, easy aces, and coasting by on good-enough otherwise. Assuming that Wayne would be paying for post-secondary in some capacity, however, I think Eddie'd be pushed to do more than just the bare minimum.

8. Bodyguard AU: Who is the bodyguard? Who are they protecting? Which one is secretly pining for the other?

I love the idea of Corroded Coffin/Eddie getting big and hiring a bodyguard service and this tiny little blonde pixie of a woman shows up; they'd all guffaw like no way, and then she'd lay Gareth out with like krav maga or something, in demonstration. And they'd all be like, "Huh, neat," and make a concentrated effort to never, ever piss her off.

She'd probably have this unassuming team that she runs, a la head cheerleader, and she and Eddie end up with that 'we're both in love with and pining for each other but too dumb for words' thing going on, and I'd find some way to turn that into a 'they were forced to share a room/bed' thing, also. Maybe Eddie ends up with a stalker or something.

9. Pirate AU: Who is the pirate? Who is the member of the royal family who did not sign up for this?

These idiots fit so well in Pirates of the Caribbean. Chrissy is Elizabeth Swann and Eddie's Will Turner. I would have to have a good think about who would play Jack Sparrow, but yes. Give me that dynamic any day of the week.

I answered 5 (soulmates) in this response.

Thanks for the ask, anon! (From this post.)

#hellcheer #dash games #ask alie #anonymous #hellcheer fanfic: the buzz

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karajaynetoday · 4 years

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ok so some towns do have multiple districts, some don’t. where i grew up the entire county was one massive school system with different zones...but that didn’t mean much. for example, if we were expected to get snow the entire system would close (which was cool) but it also meant that kids in the northernmost part might not’ve seen any snow, but the southernmost kids did (but this is what happens when your district is not properly funded for severe weather lmao). the school you went to depended on where you lived, unless you were in a magnet program - then you usually got bussed to your school...taxpayer $$ funds public schooling but it gets wonky bc of systemic racism 🙃🥴 if you’re ever bored and want something to read Swann v. CMS (1973) is a pivotal Supreme Court case...and it also involves the district I went to school in

Ohhhhhhh okay i see!! I will defs read up on it, thank you idalis!!

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transette · 4 years

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20, 27.

Thanks for the ask anon!

20. what do you want most in the world right now? Oooh there's a number of things! A large sum of $ so I don't have to worry about things for awhile would be great! But I'd say getting my own place! I really need to get out of my parents house asap, but I don't have enough money to do so right now😓

27. which character would you want to be? Oooh that's a hard one, there's a number of characters I like out there, but idk about actually being. Maybe Kaylee from firefly, I kinda feel we are similar in a number of ways, and I def wouldn't mind flying around the verse! If not either Elisabeth Swann from pirates of the Caribbean, or Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson & the Olympians!

#ask game #anon ask #ask #anon

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vertigoambrosia · 6 years

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someone please draw me a pic of ilja imn his gear and coat being ilja...but also with constatin strapped to him in one of those baby carriers

poor pete still hasn’t won a match on screen yet...

oh shit dragan in the opening!!

since marius and kelly are friends, i hope she let’s him know that the ninja thing is...no

or at least get him to drop the fan

he needs a gimmick better than ‘i’m very buff and athletic’; i guess being unable to overcome andy, king bullshit, means he can’t really be mr. no bullshit anymore, but it was still a better fit

i feel like he’s def more of a tag team guy; more fun when he can mesh/clash with someone

forgive me -marius is doing good shit here and i’m just not really paying attention

oh i forgot this is a pre-event shotgun so half the runtime is gonna be promo vids

NICE EMIL IS WEIRD

hahaha i feel like emil and billy gunn is a fun match

emil is so douche chills and billy has always seemed so cheerful and nice

i actually have never seen joey mercury wrestle but he’s got a rep so itll be good for dragan to get a win over him [and there’s no reason dragan should lose, really]

ilja doesn’t strike me as someone who reads contracts anyway

it’s only a silly thing they’re making him do before fighting

*writes his signature all over the page*

yes walter, because you have been the epitome of control and calmness

lmaoooooo indie fuck boys

pwg brokeback mountain

it’s interesting that bobby basically has a secondary theme song

...wasn’t mil muertes supposed to be on superstars? to replace swann?

i’m a little sad they did this so soon because i want to see pete and ivan win

also i get the feeling this’ll end in mack ruining everything

*julian voice* five is more than one

i love monster consulting but this is kind squashy so far - rise isn’t really getting much offense

i thought i’d be able to spot you guys b/c the party hats but i can’t

yeah see of course, there it is

the distraction is the worst..

well at least we’r getting a rematch...

WHY NO PEAS

i want the rematch but mack still being unresolved makes me worry that it’ll just be another fuck finish

also tbh does anyone really think monster consulting are losing the belts that fast? they only won them like, three weeks ago, and they’re insanely popular whereas rise is still getting boos

idk i’m, being cranky today

anyway here’s bad zacky

or...not so bad?

sebastian: zack wanna talk some shit

wait who is david calling zack’s dad? misu or taka?

“rubbish” lmao zack insisting on the british word is so heel

plot twist: the contract stated that the match immediate ends if a ref gets hurt

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elizabethneeswannturner · 6 years

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character meme for Lord Beckett.

1: sexuality headcanon: I see him as pretty asexual, I don’t know if that has to do with the movies not shipping him with anyone or if that’s just the vibe I’m getting. But yeah, asexual/aromantic.

2: otp: I feel like I have to answer these carefully omg. Mercer tbh.

3: brotp: He? Has friends? (maybe Jack in a comical roundabout way)

4: notp: I wouldn’t care to see him get it on with Jones or Weatherby Swann.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Again, I feel so unqualified to answer this because as much as I love and admire his character, I don’t think I know enough about him or spend enough time studying him to do this bit justice. Here I go anyway… Beckett has had to grow a tough skin because of all the things he’s been through/has had to endure. He is driven by his success and never wants to rely on anyone else so long as he lives. Sometimes though… just sometimes he wishes he could let his guard down, and feel the warm and fuzzies just like everyone else.

6: favorite line from this character: Guys, ya boy Cutler has some amazing lines and I can’t just pick one. literally it’s impossible. So anyway here are my top three.

“Bloody hell, there’s nothing left.” + “it’s just good business.” + “Every man has a price he will willingly accept, even for what he hoped never to sell.”

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I’m a bit of a control freak too man, and when things keep crashing down around me, I wanna get with the killings too, you feel? (not as bad but his small rage is understandable sometimes)

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: The way he orders everyone around its kind of cringe. I mean I get that it’s his job and stuff but chill napoleon.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Def problematic fave. like 100%

#lord cutler beckett #Cutler Beckett #ask #anon

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1 7 15

aaaa thank u aster!!!💕

1. Who was your first girl crush? I think my first unconscious girl crush was ginny from Harry Potter or shego from Kim possible, but first gay crush that I was really aware of was uhhhhhh probably black widow from avengers lololEDIT: wait wait I need to fix this one lmfao bc elizabeth swann was DEF my first gay crush ndjnsnddjf 7. Ultimate gay anthem? I always go hard for girls like girls or sleepover tbh,,, Hayley kiyoko is my gal 😤 15. What do you look for in a girl?This is kind of a tough one tbh, bc im def the type that briefly falls in love w every cute girl I see haha. But I need a girl who can actually hold an enjoyable conversation with me, someone who can make me laugh but also feels comfortable enough to come to me when they need to be vulnerable.

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Pirates of the Caribbean

the first character i ever fell in love with: wasn’t everyone in love with will turner at one point

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: monkey!jack gets old quick

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: I used to think elizabeth/jack was interesting but it’s really just meh. love the idea behind it but still

my ultimate favorite character™: pirate king elizabeth swann (she def kept her name trust me)

prettiest character: again, pirate king

my most hated character: cutler beckett like what a tit

my OTP: elizabeth/will and or elizabeth/piracy

my NOTP: jack/angelica wasn’t that interesting to me

favorite episode film: the first one is by far the best out of all of them

saddest death: watching will’s death in the theatre was terrible. also governor swann’s death is inexcusable

favorite season cast: will and friends was a lot more fun than penelope cruz tbh

least favorite season cast: I mean, the thing is cruz is great but jack should not have a solo movie it doesn’t suit him

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: ??

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: ragetti & pintel I think

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: pirate king elizabeth swann. also lowkey syrena

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: calypso/davy jones was the stuff of legends. literally

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: syrena/philip because we only got like 10-20min of them wtf disney

#ask #bluepianoguyismael #ask games #potc #disclaimer i haven't seen the latest yet so

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The Room Radio 200607

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bundyshoes · 4 years

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rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers

I was tagged by @proudtobeadepphead, thank you! :)

name: sarah

nickname: don’t really have one but my grandparents used to call me ‘sarahbeth’ aldskfjdk

zodiac sign: leo

height: 5′6″ ish

favourite season: fall

favourite flower: hydrangeas, sunflowers

favourite scent: pinewood scents

favourite colour: blue, particularly dark blue

favourite animal: dogs

favourite fictional character(s): adkjsdklfjs too many but right now its Billy Hargrove, Ben Solo, Beth Greene, Elizabeth Swann, Eowyn

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: hot chocolate bc i dont like the other two alkjsldk

average sleep hours: i can’t keep track anymore alkjfklsdjl hopefully at least 5 i think

dog or cat person: dog person now that i have one :’))

number of blankets you sleep with: i have a big comforter and then like...a bunch of throws and blankets on the bed lakjdkls

dream trip: go to all the universal parks, particularly during HHN time, with all the perks alksjdlsk

blog established: sometime in 2012 i think, its def been awhile

followers: 1160

random fact: i’m really craving chinese food right now but none of the usual places i go to are open so i am sad and ready for this to be over with alkjdskld

idk who to tag at this moment in time, so anyone who wants to do it :)))

#bundylife

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TGIWednesday and a download for having child-like joy!

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Ah, it's the day after Christmas and we're in that sweet spot now between Christmas and the New Year... where the holiday frenzy slows down, folks are taking time off of work, and we begin reflecting on the past year and looking ahead toward what changes we want to make, and dreaming about what's ahead. What I can tell you is that sometimes you need that extra help to get yourself aligned and flowing so that your life can unfold in even more miraculous ways! And I've created these clearing Audio MP3s as a tool for you to work on your particular challenges so you can listen to on your own anytime to keep you running forward in life. So, one final reminder that it's the last week of Audio MP3’s BOGO (Buy one, Get one FREE) Every time we run a sale like this, I get the same emails ... on January 1st it will be, “Hey Jimmy, can I still get BOGO on Audio MP3’s?” uh that’s a negative Ghost Rider, you've had 31 days to join the party :) So, just sayin', you better get in on the deal now before it's gone! And I see that some of you are REALLY having fun and have placed multiple orders - Yes, you can do that - but only when putting max of 2 audios in the cart at a time. Here's an interesting question that came in that may help in your decision making:

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TGIWednesday and a download for having child-like joy!

TGIWednesday News

A) I would get a second opinion and get them removed. But that’s just me. It is possible that the audio could shrink them...it took years to produce and borders on magic. - Jimmy

For those who aren't familiar, here's the list of ALL clearing MP3s available. Find a topic that addresses your issue(s) & click on the link to read more.

Increasing Intuition Love & Romance Money Mindset Moving Forward Pain Relief Pet Healing Sales & Success Sex Sleep Traveling w/Ease Work & Career Weight Loss

Last Days for BOGO MP3s! (save $57)

TGIWednesday Download

Fish Food

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

Tell The Fish: 365 Daily Inspirations & Affirmations

Live Shows and Replays

Browse the interview archives here.

Live In-Person Appearances

LIVE AT KODAWARI YOGA STUDIOS TAMPA

3965 Henderson Blvd Suite C Tampa (813) 773-4017 http://www.kodawariyoga.com/

SWANN HOLISTIC HEALTH CENTER TAMPA

39 A DAVIS BLVD Tampa, FL http://www.ctholisticsolutions.com

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Receive 24/7 Daily Prayers From Jimmy

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