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paradise-creator · 3 years

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@ezmariest

hiiii!! I was wondering if I could request a haven box matchup? I’m rlly sorry about submitting it there was too much of a word limit in the ask thing :(

First I’m a bi curious female and I would love a romantic matchup with a male :)

Uh ok I’m really fun and like making weird or random jokes a lot, like a lot humor is kinda my coping mechanism haha😗✌️ I’m very respectful and understanding of other people and I’m really supportive. I’m enthusiastic and talkative with those I’m close with but with other people I’m vv quiet. Im also rlly laid back. A lot of people say I’m really kind or “too nice” and I love helping people or making them laugh. I have a bad tendency to hide my feeling and emotions and usually I block my problems with humor. Many have said I’m very ambitious and I have a lot of goals. I also am pretty insecure and I get down on myself way too much because of a lot of reasons but mostly bc of my high expectations and that I’m a perfectionist. I love sweets

I like goofy or weird people because then I can be myself and I like doing spontaneous and fun things. However I am an introvert so even though I love enthusiastic people, I get drained out when I hang out with too many people for too long. I also don’t like judgmental people, especially if they judge things that others can’t control or others dreams.

Hobbies: I really love sports and I’m pretty athletic. I play volleyball and think it’s fun but my main sport is definetly basketball. I really love drawing and I also love writing. And music is kind of the love of my life and you will always see me daydreaming with my earbuds in just listening to music.

Appearance: I have very long hair that’s really light brown, greenish gray eyes, and rounder features. I’m around 5’8 1/2 and I have an hourglass body but with MUCH more on my thighs and butt😃🤚I and athletic body type and I would say I look ✨sturdy✨and I’m pretty thin everywhere but my thighs and butt like I’ve said before. I value comfort in clothes at the moment so sweatpants and hoodies or just oversized stuff are kinda my go to. However I do want to have a better style which would kinda be a mix of “art hoe” and “alt girl” ahsjhja

Some fun facts about me:

*I love sweets, especially chocolate, and I love nighttime.

*I’m constantly daydreaming and doodling and I get called out on it by my friends.

*I want to be an animator for Disney Pixar when I’m older and My goal is to go to cal arts for college.

*A couple of my favorite songs are eight wonder (lemon demon), rue (girl in red), any mother mother song (but especially “oh Ana”) , and rhinestone eyes (gorillaz)

Ahh sorry I didn’t realize how long this was, thank you so much!! <33

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Hello and Welcome my Starlight!

The Haven box includes:

- Match up

- Sun drop

- Old habits die hard

- His lil' mama

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I'd match you up with

Nishinoya Yuu, Karasuno's Guardian

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The reasons why I paired you

- SUGAWARA WON'T LEAVE MY MIND AND HE'S ONE OF THE RUNNER UPS XD

- My first thought was Nishinoya but Ushijima and Sugawara said "No ❤️"

- But in the end, I choose Noya!

- You both would just be so cute! Like Yes please

- To him it doesn't matter that you are taller. HE LOVE YOU FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

-He might be loud and energetic but he really respects your boundaries

- Though, you might have to take care of him more than the other way around, it's a good dynamic

- VERY BALANCED DYNAMIC RIGHT HERE

- You both if often just joke around and it's entertaining really

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Old habits die hard

Random head canons

-You and Noya would have two day SPECIFICALLY for date time and/or Sharing time

-Those two days depends per week and schedule but there has to be TWO days

-In these days you both would just share your thoughts and feelings

-Noya, being a libero, has a tendency to be observant so he’ll know when you’re down

-He’ll joke around with you to lift up the mood but he will turn serious if needed

-C U D D L E S are a must for dates!

-He doesn’t care that you are taller than him, he actually loves it! (He loves being big spoon tho!)

-JUST LET HIM LOVE YOUUUUUUUU Like please

- He will do anything for your attention, (please just pay attention to him)

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His Lil' mama

“Lil’ mama! My team wants to meet you. Up for it?” Noya asked his taller lover. He then wrapped his arm around her waist as waited for her answer. “If you want too, sure! I don’t mind,” She replied with a smile. “That’s great! Let’s go!” He then said as he dragged her to the gym. “Wait! Like right now!” She replied as she tried to keep her balance. “Yes! Like right now~” Noya said enthusiastically. Some students stared at the taller female in pity. Nishinoya maybe a well of guy but with someone so shy at first glance, it’s hard to imagine their relationship. “Oh c’mon now babe! Don’t back on me now,” Noya said as he stopped. “I just really want to prove to the guys that you exist and not just a replacement for our goddess!” He declared as he held her hand. “I love you more than the goddess!” He added as he kissed her hand.

The greenish grey eyed girl blush a bit and looked away. The whole school can see how whipped Noya is for this girl. As much as it was a surprised for everyone on how Noya got a girlfriend but at least now Kiyoko has one less thing to worry about. “Let’s go rolling thunder to the gym so I can show you off to my pals,” Noya said as they continued but with a slower pace this time. Once they both reached the gym, everyone froze as they realized that the female was way taller. “That’s just sad. Noya is shorter than his own girlfriend,” Tsukkishima teased. “AND SO? I LOVE IT THAT WAY!” Noya barked. “This is my lil’ mama! My love! MY ONE AND ONLY SO DON’T STEAL HER AWAY!” He added as he smirked. Now his girl was behind him, kind of regretting the decision of coming but it made him happy so it was worth it. “Hello there,” She said with a small wave.

“WOW! NOYA-SAN! HOW DID YOU GET SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL??” Hinata asked as he looked at the female. As time went by, the libero and his lil’mama got along with everyone. It was a bit strange at first as Noya has a girl now. And he isn’t all over Kiyoko like he used to but he still is Noya. The team enjoyed the presence and aura of the two. It was somewhat comforting. Once the whole get together and practice ended, Noya walked his girl home. “So, what did ya think? I’m pretty cool on court, ya?” Noya asked as he looked at her eyes. “You were awesome~ Can I watch your practice from now own?” She asked as she hook their arms together. Noya blushed a bit and smiled brightly. “Of course you can, Babe! No one’s stopping you,” He then said as he kissed her cheek. “Plus, having you there, I have my own cheerleader to keep me motivated,” He added as he chuckled. “So I won’t be a distraction?” She asked teasingly as she remembered what happened a few moments ago.

“OKAY LOOK I WAS ADMIRING YOUR BEAUTY AND FORGOT I WAS ON COURT!” Noya said as he huffed. “Plus, I receive the ball anyway. So I did my job,” He added with a soft smile. And then he knew that she was the one for him. Forever and always, that’s what he believes.

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Author's note

I'm sorry if it took so long! I was at school. But I hope you enjoy this one and thanks for requesting~

#match ups #haikyuu matchups #anime #fanfic #fiction #haikyuu!!#Haikyu #haikyū!!#noya yuu #nishinoya yuu #submission #☁️matchup

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psychewithwings · 3 years

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Hello beautiful! I'm curious about some things, I hope you don't mind my questions: 0. What were your inspirations for that one big piece you wrote (Shikamaru + breeding kink + marriage + voyeurism)? That was really interesting! 0. Do you personally have those kinks? Breeding and being watched while having sex? 0. Have you ever considered writing some anal stuff? (Any anime) 0. Do you only write interactive stories or do you accept some shipps? 0. Is it possible for I request a NSFW that i

Hi my darling! omg! questions about me?!? Lol I’m a pretty open book so ask away but imma put a cut for the answers cuz it get’s s e x u a l lol...

So my inspiration... weirdly, I wanted to do the breeding fic that was requested but I also wanted to make it unique? Like there’s a lot of breeding fics out there for Shika already and I wanted to do one that would set mine apart from the others. I also just like the aesthetic of French Royals in this era and thought the detail would be fun to describe. But also a question on what would happen if the Feudal Lord was able to have more power than the Hokage? So also strangely a commentary on the government of the world? And well, I’m also a sucker for ‘enemies to lovers' haha... There will be a part 2 to this story coming out this week based off of another request.

I myself have a bit of a breeding kink for sure, and I have never been watched while having sex so I’m not sure... To me it seems like something that’s more fun to read/write about and not for real life haha.

I actually have dabbled in writing stuff about butt play, and that’s a story called “Bakugo’s Brat” (bc I’m just a hoe for all the 2D men and have no chill lol)

And I do only write interactive stories... ships aren’t so much my thing. Bc I don’t really have ships... I think Seven Deadly Sins was the show I had ships for the most? And it was really just Diane and King bc they’re so adorable together.

Feel free to ask more questions or dm me! I am always down to talk xx

#chats with meils #chats with amelia #send me asks #send requests #why did I make a French Renaissance Naruto Alt U????#I have no idea #nor do I have chill

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changji · 5 years

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(1/6 jeez) Skdjf stepping on a puddle of spit?? I feel like I’d just avoid going into the room and be like “can’t we practice somewhere else pls” but oof that’s so nasty… the spit gets absorbed into the carpet too *shudders*. “From down here” I’m crying that’s so funny I’d be judging ppl from up here. My sleep schedule’s so messed as well but it’s not as bad as yours omg idk how I’d function on 3 hours of sleep without being absolutely grumpy when I wake up

(2/6) Mosquitos literally have no point of existing… like they don’t help with any ecosystems or anything,, they’re just here to freaking leech off of ppl. I have a friend who puts on 120923 lbs of sunscreen whenever we go out and it’s so funny bc she usually forgets to rub a spot on her face and boom she’s Rudolph but with a white nose. They add lost school days at the end? That’s so whack I hate that. At least you can go to the beach tho

(3/6) I mean there’s some here where I live but they’re absolutely filthy and disgusting no one wants to go in the water 😩 also napping in the sun,, what a mood. Ugh ur guard captain can be gone this is petty drama that’d happen in like,,, the sixth grade LMAO. I drink way too much coffee for it to be healthy, I blame school for my caffeine addiction. I’m even drinking one now as I’m typing this whooops. What kind of job are you thinking about getting?

(4/6) Omg I’m so clumsy too,, like it’s not even funny how many times I trip or stub my toe or fall. Last night I was walking home from my grandma’s and the two seconds I wasn’t looking at the ground to see where I was walking my foot fell into a dip on the ground and I almost fell over. Oh there’s even one time where I fell into a hole filled with cement,, not my brightest moment. Fun fact I didn’t even like maple syrup until this year LOL

(5/6) Montréal is such a fun place I went there for an 8th grade grad trip and we went around the city which was so fun and cool. Dw I’m also terrible at geography,, in grade 9 my friend and I were trying to think of all the provinces and territories of Canada and we were one province short,,, we were like ??? what are we missing we can’t possibly be missing anything

(6/6) Then we turned to this smart person in our class and we asked them and they were like “u forget Alberta”. I’ve never felt so Dumb in my life before how could I forget Alberta LOL. Victoria seems cool ugh i need to visit BC 😩😩 I’ve been to more places outside of Canada than provinces/territories here wtf. Also my day's been pretty good so far! How has yours been?

i hate practicing in the band room it’s disgusting and makes me wanna yeet myself off a building. i’m pretty sure they do deep cleaning on the carpet everyday bc of this but like. still. nasty hoes. i got used to my sleeping schedule hhh but when i wake up i take showers in the morning so that helps,,

MOSQUITOES SHOULD DIE. it’s like mini vampires except i’d rather be bitten by a vampire. but not i’m not abt to have two holes on the side of my neck for life. sunscreen is like my life saver,, rudolph tho omg that probably hurts like a bitch ugh but yeah school days st the end of the year so if it’s okay that they never cancel school 😔

the beach is fun but like, i go pretty often that it’s always the same thing. i live in the suburban area so we have to drive a little bit it’s not that far. our guard captain is petty in just like. not for this bullshit so imma not. i love coffee 🤧 so much like if i don’t have some in a day i get grumpy. i had some earlier but i finished it and i already want more. what kinda coffee do u normally get? if ur a hot coffee person istg- also i’m not sure but i was thinking one of the two grocery stores by my house or the ice cream place,,,, whatever’s hiring LOL

ppl are like “oMg uR TrYna bE cuTe aNd acT cLumSy buT iTs nOt wOrKinG” like okay bitch ever think i was born w two left feet (omg,,, birks knew). are u okay tho? didn’t hurt urself rt bc if u did i would punch u in the nicest way possible 😤 i’m stuck with that fake crap from walmart til i get the good shit in canada ughhhh

there’s an accent on montréal i’m so uncultured, everywhere in canada is cute, america just Sucks. THATS ME TOO THO UGH they’re like “name all the states” and it’s like? hello? there are 50 i’m not that smart? and my friend just named all of them like a nerd. but whatever go off ig 🙄 victoria was cool i wanted to explore more but we had limited time. i’ve been to a lot of out of country places, tbh i don’t think i’ve been to a lot of places in america,,,

my day was good! i got peet’s aka the place superior to starbucks and my cousin paid for me so ☺️ i told myself i wanna gonna write today but instead i spent hella time drawing and i’m almost finished so! that’s good

#i saved it in my drafts... and never posted it #im Dumb #ada 🌺#mutuals #asks

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autumndear · 5 years

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hello hello !! it’s lucky back at it again !! i j wanna preface this by saying my last intro was compared to drunk history and i was also asked if i was drunk when i wrote it ( but in the nicest way y’all ). i wasn’t that time. i’m still not that drunk, but ya girl a little tipsy. there’s the answer 2 future questions. ONTO THE SHIT THAT MATTERS:

disclaimer: honestly everyone involved in mommie dearest ( 1978 / 1981 ) cld totally sue me for this.

background.

triggers: child abuse, mention of illness and death, brief mention of infidelity

ya girl is too invested in classic era hollywood and she hates herself for it so that said autumn’s mother, not based off of joan crawford just set in a slightly different time period, was pretty much considered one of the last greats. as a part of the patty duke/sharon tate/etc. generation when paparazzi were just beginning to get involved in personal live ( we stan elizabeth taylor for this ), she was pretty much... as i said... one of the last classic actresses

and she KNEW IT!!

irene caeden was a hoe for publicity. although never confirmed nor denied, autumn has always highly suspected the only reason irene adopted her was to make her look good.

autumn was made to call irene “Momma Hen” what do u mean mommie dearest?

that said, irene wasn’t... a good mom... honestly at the beginning, her intentions were pure. however, as autumn began growing up and learning how to be more resistant, irene began worsening her punishments

“y’ain’t gonna keep racing me until u win?? ok ig i can lock u up if u want me too....”

“y’ain’t gonna keep playing this game of strategy against me until u win?? ok ig i can force u 2 stay up all night and day staring at that board not sleeping with a surveillance camera placed right by u.”

“y’ain’t gonna finish ur meal? fine. starve.”

irene could have the best night of her life. she could win an oscar for best lead/best supporting and just be in a total state of euphoria which would pass to autumn. then she would find one thing wrong in autumn’s room in an attempt to reminisce and all hell would break loose.

that’s when the abuse that one typically associates the word with begins – when all hell breaks loose after reminiscing.

then her mother would grow irrationally paranoid over something that didn’t exist – usually a stain because we’re not original – and would force autumn to work on it with her. she cleaned her rooms perfectly. there was no stain. but she helped her mother, now vulnerable for some reason, nonetheless.

their best moments of connection were when irene was putting autumn through hell, because she was going through her own.

that’s fucked!!

naturally, the older she got, the worse their battles became.

when she graduated high school, she was proposed to by a young man named charlie (i accidentally called him mark once in the biography oh my god i hate myself). she planned to move in with him and begin studying away from home.

irene didn’t like this plan. she made sure a tempting young woman introduced herself to charlie and and proceeded to seduce him.

charlie took the bait.

when autumn and charlie broke everything off, her mother reminded her that she always knew best!! (ok to be fair... he did cheat ok we’ll give her that even if she set it up he still cheated by his own volition)

still, autumn wanted to leave the horrible environment, the only good people in her life being the live-in maid and nanny. unfortunately, irene is a very good actress.

irene told autumn that she had been dropped by her studio and that her contract had been lifted – that she was back where she started and didn’t know where to go, financially or career-wise.

ultimately, she manipulated autumn into staying.

their battles continued to grow up until irene fell fatally ill. autumn took a sort of sadistic pleasure in watching her mom slowly deteriorate,,, and tbh she hated herself for it but,,,

their shared fear made them connect over it.

when she died, autumn was essentially the only person at the funeral who knew her for her. irene had always complained about people loving the idea of her, but not her – the only valid complaint she’d ever made. autumn wished she could’ve been that person, but she was essentially just like every other person there.

when she learned she’d literally inherited zero (0) in the will except for an acknowledgement of all the ‘lessons’ irene had taught her, she decided she would get the last word by writing a tell-all mommie dearest who.

following the book’s success, she decided she didn’t want to live a life of fame and harassment. she moved to boot hill and thought she could become a brand new person!!

-kathy bates vc- LIIIIEEES -end vc-

-marina and the diamonds vc- liiiEEEeesssss -end vc-

working at the funeral home (we stan) reminded her of her past, present, and future.

marrying the local pastor, a horrible match for her, echoed charlie.

having to be the stern parent of three children reminded her of her own mother.

AND BOY HOWDY THERE IS NOTHING SHE FEARS MORE THAN WINDING UP LIKE HER MOTHER!!

ofc she’s convinced if she ever even shows signs, the one good thing about her marriage to gabe is that he would intervene.

wow i should be ernest hemingway my intros are so much... less drunk sounding than they are when i’m 110% sober.

personality.

wine mom. lives for the gossip. basically helen lovejoy from the simpsons.

a lot more serious than ophelia (in part bc she’s never high lbr). she generally understands situations much better and actually... gauges them appropriately.

has a compassionate side. although she’s largely rational, she is quick to recognize emotion and act.

has to be the stern parent out of her and gabe. she doesn’t know why they continue having children. they have no passion and she’s afraid she’ll wind up being like her mother.

sad bitch bad bitch (tbh ophelia too but)

honestly the epitome of almost every single lily allen song.

we stan.

wanted connections.

considering i can only come up with unique connections when i have a theme going (like classic movie lines for ophelia’s), i can’t think of anything very unique, but:

someone she cheats on gabe with (gender doesn’t matter)

friends?

people she gossips with/wine buddies

???????

STAY TUNED!!

and then we also love brainstorming.

N E WAY. LIKE THIS OR HMU IF U WOULD LIKE 2 PLOT !!

#southbound.intro #why am i more coherent when im a lil tipsy should i start drinking all the time im-#(probs wont be tipsy by the time this is posted it's gonna sit in my drafts until enough ppl are following me 2 post it ja feel??)

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percent9 · 6 years

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Hello! You’re one of the main blogs I see when it comes to ip(and I’m happy I love your tags) but do you have suggestions for good blogs to follow wether they make their own content or not

Hello!! I’m new to ip fandom and don’t know who to follow! Can you give suggestion of who to follow (I mostly stan yuehua right now but I love them all)

hi hey hello!!! first of all 1) thank u for loving my tags omg!! and i don’t rly think of myself as one of the main ip blogs at all but thank u so much anyway!!! and 2) welcome to the fandom!! ip is wonderful the boys are wonderful let’s all enjoy and suffer together!!!

onto ip blog recs (this got long apparently i love to write far too much) -

let’s start w some mutuals!!

@dingzeren: lol y’all knew this was coming if u know me u know i love sof a lot she’s rly lovely

@ynajun: rumor has it if u say lin yanjun 3 times into a mirror connie will appear at ur doorstep,,, i’m kidding connie’s gr8 i loves hates lin yanjun w a passion ;) queen of getting exposed tbh but it’s ok bc we all love her

@baewenjun: i love feifei!! she’s super nice & super cool & shares lots of interesting content a true gem tbh (but she also will not hesitate 2 remind everyone that lin yanjun is probably sinning showering as we speak)

@roiqin, @manmubo, @lnyanjun, @idolprod: i haven’t interacted w victoria, ces, izzy, or maria a ton but from the interactions we have had they’re all lovely!!! i wish we talked more i have a big fat friend crush on all of them from the times we’ve briefly interacted lol

other mutuals who all seem absolutely lovely & definitely deserve a follow!!! (i have big fat friend crushes on most of u as well tbh but i’m too nervous to just,, talk lmao,,, but also some of u r in that gc & r lovely!! @oac-a @h-mubo @idolnines @mooziyang @wangziyii @caixukun @huangjstn @lingdidi @zhangj1ng @caixukunkun @li-nong @yanchen-s

as for non-mutuals i wanna mention……

@princeruibin: i’ve never actually talked to vivi but i hear her get brought up a lot (mainly by connie lol) and she seems super rad!! follow vivi!!!

@qinfen-qingshen: sally is truly a treasure, a gift to all oaca stans, she has so much oaca content she provides all of us and i

@zhibanghu: listen this blog may be (mostly) inactive now but it’s the only good bangbang content blog that i know of & i miss him so much & i love this blog for loving him & for the nostalgic value

@mu-ziyang: julie & i kinda talked a ‘lil?? from that brief interaction she seems rly rad & i hope we can become friends!!

@idolproducenet: lol i guess technically we’re mutuals bc mare follows me (mare seems super gr8 & super sweet btw y’all should check her out i’m p sure her blog is linked somewhere on idolproducenet) but also it’s a net so i?? idk if i should count it as a mutual anyway if u want good content & u wanna find content creators here’s a good place to start!!

and some non-mutuals w gr8 blogs & gr8 content (if u guys r following from other blogs & we r mutuals & i just didn’t know i’m sry!!) @idolproducer @banana-jiayou @zhutwns @bufanzi @tolwenjun @hezhuxingjie @idolproducers @freyheyheyhey @idolpro99 @linyanjvn @qinszimo @wanqlinkai @zhhengting @bufans @quanzheli

& for the second anon if u stan yuehua u should def check out @yuehuanet!! they have gr8 yuehua content & i’m sure if u look through their members u’ll find some a+ yuehua blogs!!!

if i missed anyone i’m super super sorry!! and i hope this was helpful!!! :)

#answered #anon #or rather anons x2 #i <3 u all!!#btw so y'all rn't confused i follow from @kinovate #so that's a thing #mutuals: exposed #somewhat??

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cvptaingiordano · 7 years

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FOLLOW FOREVER SPECIAL BIRTHDAY EDITION.

( nothing special about it but i’m fabulous so !! )

BEGINNINGS.

Hello folks !! Y e s y’all may be thinking that this is random as fuck - –––––– and trust me it is - and y’all may be wondering why the hell I am even making a follow forever right now ?? Like... there’s no reason to, right ?? L I E S. There’s a very few simple explanation for this. one being that i’m almost at 250 ( w o w w t f ?? where the fuck did y’all come from ?? ). another one being that today the shrek obsessed chick running this blog just turned 17 !! && she felt the need to show a few very important people on here how much they’re loved and appreciated !! so much shit has happened the few weeks where i’ve honestly felt that i’d lose my mind at some point and tbh y’all managed to keep me sane even if it seems as if i’m a little bit mad at times ( which trust me i need to go and get that checked lmao ) - for reals ya girl needs to thank a few special peeps for everything. so let’s go !! FOR ANYONE LOOKING FOR BLOGS TO FOLLOW I MADE SURE TO ATTACH ALL THEIR URL’S BELLOW. I ENCOURAGE YOU GUYS TO CHECK THESE GEMS OUT. I TRULY MEAN IT. THIS IS THE TOP OF THE TOP ON HERE. THE T O P OF THE T O P. FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FOLLOW THEM. to the peeps prepare your anus for compliments and actual feels spread across big ass paragraphs. for y’all. *wishes a great birthday to self*

before anything imma just say that i only listed down the people that honestly make me feel blessed. no particular order and i just let myself get carried away down here. judge me all you guys want. p.s. i will be on discord all day and i would love to have some company here ey. ( social life be nonexistent today ) don’t know what i’d do without the four of you.

LITTLE OGRE. ( NAEVA )

@omenwept | wrathwept | tragedywept | miserybled | agonykissed | ( y e s me putting your url’s is my way of basically shouting at the world for them to follow your ass bc you deserve so much more recognition i ain’t even kidding. ) where do i begin omfg ?? i remember back when you followed me legit smashing that follow back button real quick after checking out rosalie. tbfh i’m not sure how you came across this trashy ass blog but nonetheless i am g l a d that you did. i do really mean it lmao, i am sO G L A D. - if it weren’t for that i doubt we would’ve ever bumped upon each other ( on here n shit - ––––– legit thankful for being able to have such a gem around on here ya don’t even know ) our threads are honestly killing me ?? and while i know that i’m slow a f usually i’m glad you haven’t told me to fuck off yet ( legit tho c; ) the ooc banter is great and so is us plotting even if it may take us a bit to actually get into it. our discord calls a r e lit as fuck - even if most of it is based on a shrek - memes and you legit getting triggered by how d u m b i actually am. surprised that you didn’t get annoyed yet lmao - –––– but ey c; I A M T R A S H H O N E S T L Y basically i’m so glad that you joined again and that you decided to give the until dawn verse *cough* shrek cult *cough* a try. you’re characters are truly one of a kind and as much as i’m slowly getting into pandora hearts ( actually obsessed with the manga already and i’m not even kidding - might even be extra and go out to buy the second band today even if i already found a site to watch it on c; ) and may not really understand everything y e t it’s obvious how much effort and love you put into those gems. basically i admire it like a lot. - ––––––– this butt does appreciate you - like a l o t - and basically i’m vv glad to have such nice banter whenever we talk lmao, whether it’s on calls, on chat or simple plotting honestly c: could be more though *wink* ;) *wink* GOTTA CHILL. i’m just trash honestly, not sure what to say since i keep on repeating myself probs. but yeah. ( and well i’m trash for everything basically like don’t even make me list it now ) SUMMARY LMAO. ya already know you can count on me for anything ey and you also know that imma be there no matter what and that i’m just trash for the banter and for the writing and for your charas and for shrek and for #triggered L O R E N A S T O P. okay lmao seriously tell me to fuck off already gotta chill this is turning into the bible ( let’s call it the naeva worshippers club ) i shall still be waiting for the day that you might get into league of legends - still sad you didn’t like it :c i shall cry out of happiness IF THAT EVER HAPPENS LMAO. thanks for everything friend !! LOTS OF LOVE. p.s enjoy the sims c; THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. ( look how fancy i am. formatting n shit )

SWAMP DADDY. ( ALEX )

@chaoticagony D A D D Y Y Y YAYSYYDSVUFYGFUSJO FUCK ME UP I MEAN IT FUCK ME UP. who would’ve thought that the until dawn verse would’ve brought to creatures like us together. i mean… one of a kind no ?? a shrek obsessed chick and some perfect gem who’s just too precious - what a paIR. the fact that this verse gave us the opportunity jump into each other’s boring ass day’s like it did is something that i’m extremely thankful for. ( and i ain’t even kidding ) where shall i start ?? day one - we both didn’t really talk at all - i was shit ass scared inside - because of everyone too - since i’m basically pure ass garbage in that group and everyone else is just s o gooooooooood. i remember jumping on your blog and checking you out and being so fucking in love with it - or how we were supposed to plot at first but we never really did because my ass sort of shat her own pants and was like omg no i’m annoying a f what is this :((((( wHO WOULD’VE GUESSED THAT SUCH A MESS OF A START WOULD LEAD TO SO MUCH BANTER ?? LIKE SO MUCH FUCKING BANTER W T F AND I LIVE FOR IT. like properly live for it i’m not even kidding. cards against humanity - for a moment i thought you did think i was some deprived ass cave woman who needed to calm her tits, bUT NO. and then the whole shrek inside joke turning into something serious and becoming a cult. i don’t even understand nor am i sure of how i managed to push it all that far - but clearly we all still enjoy c; ( or maybe not… ) basically i can’t believe that a verse allowed us to become friends and talk ooc as much as we do. literally it went from being an hour or two to a whole fucking d a y. like w o w me waking up - you being awake - us getting in a call - and then me staying up until 3 a.m still fucking talking. someone needs to call a psychiatrist before i lose my mind at night. - ––––––– honestly it’s just very surprising how fast it all happened, but nonetheless i am very fucking thankful for it all. loves you lots alex !! you know your butt can count with my spanish one whenever for anything c: - enjoy that sims game c; I’M GLAD TO BE ABLE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU IN ALL HONESTY. LIKE I’M PROPERLY GLAD. TIMEZONES CAN SUCK A N U T ALEX. L O V E S Y O U L O T S !! i hope you’re throwing up glitter all over the sims 2

DONKEYRIN. ( ERIN )

@humantovch | lcstrichards | ( both blogs since your butt really does need a shoutout. ) pff how the f u c k did a simple message of yours get us where it did. you broke the silence between the two of us and i’m just sO THANKFUL HONESTLY. Thankful to the point where i don’t know what kind of words to even use to express how in love i am with our banter and our plotting and our writing and just everything. shrek it erin, just shrek it. it’s funny how we both clicked in like not even 5 seconds. ten minutes into us plotting and we both were already trash for what we were going to do. that lead us to grow obsessed to the point where we had over 7 fucking paras at one point ( i think seven ?? ) which were as long as a testament confirming my d e a t h after all the angst we’ve put both mason and riley through. such a cute ass tHING LEAD TO US ACTUALLY TALKING LMAO ?? AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS W O W. it’s been a hell of a ride so far. and i don’t have words to express how lucky i am to be able to write with someone as great as you. i truly admire how well you write and i still don’t make much sense of how anyone so fabulous would even consider writing a simple sentence whether it’s ic or ooc to some shrek obsessed hoe. like for reals i don’t even understand ?? but i’m thankful erin sO THANKFUL. as i always say i don’t think we would’ve ever written together if it weren’t for you sliding into my dm’s that smoothly ( damn boi ) like even i was shook to know that someone with such quality would even tHINK ABOUT IT LMAO. TRASH ERIN I AM T R A S H. i’m blessed basically - blessed and i do mean it. clearly i’m super comfortable talking and that just speak for itself. i’m living honestly. ( just kidding - i’m deceased ) all i have to say is that once you leave i’m going to miss you a lot. are banter has already become something i look forward to whether it’s for plotting purposes or pure random ass shit. i’m just honestly deceased if i’m honest and i’ve already prepared myself a small coffin to drop myself into for that while you’re away. i shall resurrect from the dumpster like a queen. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING ERIN I MEAN IT !! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THANKFUL I AM TO HAVE YOU AROUND AND YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING IMMA BE THERE TO HELP YOU !! LOVES YOU LIKE A FUCKING LOT EY.

QUEEN MARIESA. ( MARIESA )

@hunterscode | silvercursed | mariesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. fuck me seriously. how the fuck did you find me with jupiter back then i don’t even understand. this ooc friendship was meant to happen right away and it did. like what the fuck why would you even decided to hit such a trash can up. i don’t remember who began talking but who cares really. just look at all the banter we have now and all the slow threads and all the gems. i’m so happy to be able to call you a friend of mine honestly. we went far to the point where now you even have an emoji of your own face :queenmariesa: and i am totes trash and i do mean t o t e s trash. ( besides thanks to that group verse of yours i was able to meet my dad - alex ) i’m thankful for everything relating us honestly. i can call you a mother, a queen, a mami i don’t even know anymore. whatever it is i know for a fact that i can go to you for everything and anything. you’ve helped me through some rough situations where i felt that i was legit gonna d i e and i know that sometimes i’m annoying as fuck but really you don’t know how truly glad i am to have bumped into my european homie. our mom - daughter jokes honestly never get old and I AM NOT SURE WHERE TO GO WITH THIS BUT I AM RAMBLING ALREADY. basically i’m just so glad that we stumbled upon each other that day - if it weren’t for us doing that i’d probably be rotting in my bedroom. now at least i’m blooming in there instead of turning into crap ( which i already am *wink* *wink* ) anyways mariesa i hope we’ll be able to write as much as we want to and get everything done someday as well as continue on our great ass banter which i am truly and honestly in love with. did you ever wonder how much of a coincidence it is for mason’s cat and jupiter to have the same name l m a o. just know that i am fucking trash and i truly do love you. thank you for being a friend that i know i can count on no matter what mariesa. you know i love you vv much bbYYY LIKE FOR REALS MY QUEEN I LOVE YOU <3

In the end. thank you guys for sticking around and making me crack up as much as you have. you’re truly loved and appreciated c: even shrek is getting emotional omg SOZ FOR THE LENGTH ACC NOT REALLY are you in tears... because i aM

BONUS EDITED BY ALEX LMAO

acc cried with this wtf

#( out of giordano .x )#// yes guys this got long for the few people that are on here but it's a different kind of follow forever so c:#// if it isn't obvious i really care about you guys and i hope your asses are aware of it c:#// or at least i hope this made it clear lmfao #( follow forever .x )

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hello everyone, it is i, your not so friendly neighbor ashlynn here to bring you yet another spawn from the fruits of the more creative sliver of my mind. i haven’t had to write an intro in forever and i forgot how awkward they were to write even though in april i’ll have been in this rp for a year. like...seriously. they’re juST SO HARD TO WRITE.

OKAY-- ON TO MORE PRESSING MATTERS !! this is my little lionheart, and her name is isadora. isadora is a greengrass. much like my other child, zahrah. fun fact: they’re half siblings, though i’m sure you probably guessed that by now. isadora and zahrah have the same mother, but different fathers due to margaret greengrass having an affair with an unnamed pureblood one night when feeling particularly spiteful against her husband, who’s totally cheating on margaret at the same time that she’s cheating on him tbh they really don’t like each other and are only married for power and money. this family is so complex man. now i gotta explain it:

okay, so william and margaret greengrass have 4 children together. annette, who is 19 and a hufflepuff. she’s exactly 9 months older than zahrah, who is 18 and a slytherin (( and also another one of my muses in this rp lol )), will, who is 11 and a ravenclaw, and then little wren, who is 7 and not old enough for hogwarts yet but when she is old enough she’s gonna be a slytherin bc shes a sneaky lil thing man. separately, william has 2 other children and margaret has one, all three being born from affairs. william’s children are named penelope and charles, and they’re twins. they’re 15 and in slytherin alongside zahrah. their mothers name is lisbette fairchild and she’s a pureblood, and also william’s mistress. she’s not in the picture anymore, after having dumped the twins onto the doorstep of greengrass manor not even 8 months after margaret gave birth to isadora, who is now 16 and in gryffindor house. margaret never disclosed who isadora’s father was, though it is known that he was pureblood, because margaret would never stoop to sleeping with someone of lesser status than herself. so, in order of age, it goes like this:

annette, zahrah, isadora, charles, penelope, will, and wren.

tbh will and wren were only born to ease the idea of scandals from everyones mind, even though it was quite obvious that the twins were definitely not margarets children, considering no one can recall her ever being pregnant after isadora’s birth until will was born five years later. sketchy stuff, my dudes. sketchy stuff.

but now i get to introduce to you my darling, isadora lily greengrass. she’s genuinely such a kind girl. pretty sassy, but overall just kind.

okay, so first things first. homegirl is sixteen, and she's in gryfindor, and she's a pureblood. she's in her sixth year, and is actually really good in school. the sorting hat had a difficult time choosing between gryffindor and ravenclaw for this peach, but ultimately chose gryffindor because it could sense the utmost courage and bravery that flowed within izzy's bloodstream.

izzy is 50% ashkenazi jew thanks to margaret, and from her fathers side, she is 12.5% african american, 12.5% boholano filipino, and 25% mix of english, german, scots-irish/northern irish, scottish.

isadora is not at all soft spoken, unless she really wants to be. she's loud, and happy, and incredibly sassy. she's always got some sort of witty comeback, but she also has one hell of a temper that she keeps on a short leash. a playful argument with her could quickly turn into something more, and when it does, watch out. she has a nasty habit of accidentally making things explode when her temper flares, kinda like how a small child would accidentally do when first learning about magic. she can also be really calm when she wants to be? like, yeah she's excitable and such, but she's also super mellow and just likes to linger in the background a bit. not chameleon style like andy, but more along the lines of a "hey im here but not really in the mood to make a big spectacle of myself today" kinda thing.

she's very aware that william greengrass is not her father, and that penelope and charles aren't related to her in any way at all. this is not one of her favorite subjects to talk about. she doesn't usually discuss it, though, seeing as technically no one is supposed to know that william isn't her father, even though it's painfully obvious that he's not.

isadora is an artist. she's always got paint splotches on her arms and legs, paint caked under her nails, pencils tucked behind her ears, and she's always carrying around supplies in her knapsack for when she gets bored. underneath her bunk in her dormitory are piles upon piles of full sketchpads and empty ones. she's also got a bunch of spiral notebooks that she buys off of muggleborn students every start of term that are filled with useless doodles that she'll sketch out when she's bored during class. her being an artist is a big part of her character because it brings forth her ability to spot details that others sometimes can't spot, if that makes any sense at all. she had even considered trying out as gryffindor seeker at one point bc of her ability to see things others can't see upon first glance and thought it would help with looking for the snitch but ultimately decided against it because she'd rather watch quidditch than play.

isadora has never once gone home for christmas holiday because she doesn't like putting herself in the uncomfortable position of having to deal with william treating her like dirt because she isn't actually his daughter.

she has a two year old persian cat named sir fluffington, and yes, she calls him sir fluffington all the time and expects others to do the same.

she hates going by isadora and usually doesn't even introduce herself as isadora. strictly izzy or iz will do. the only people that call her isadora would be her mother, william, the house elves back at greengrass manor, and occasionally zahrah but z only does it bc she knows izzy doesn't like it lmao

she's never been a big fan of fancy parties and usually hid up in her room whenever william and margaret decided to host a gala. she was probably painting and listening to the weird sisters tbh

iz really doesn't care about blood status. her opinion is that blood is blood just as magic is magic, no matter if you grew up in a muggle family or the oldest of pureblood families.

she has a huge interest in care of magical creatures, and reads tons of books on magical creatures and such. it's a passion of hers, honestly.

she's the only one in her family so far to continue to take muggle studies during her sixth year of schooling

THAT'S ALL I CAN REALLY THINK OF RIGHT NOW. HONEST MEME IF YOU WANNA PLOT OR ANYTHING DON'T HESITATE TO LET ME KNOW BC I LOVE PLOTTING IM A PLOT HOE AND HONEST MEME PART 2 I DONT KNOW WHY IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS WHOOPS

#wizardintro #tw: infidelity #honest meme cant read this anymore bc its in small text #my glasses come in about a week #thank god

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