#i'd fuck him

[qcomicsy]

Fighting the "Deadpool is funny therefore his hot" war on the he's hot side

#he's hot. #point #blank #period #no no is because hes buff under suit #he's hot period #I'd fuck him #Y'all are joking but I am 100% serious I'd go down on that man without a second thought #too busy thinking about fucking deadpool to hear y'all mean jokes about my man looks #q rambles

[1footinth3cl0s3t]

I love the One Piece Live Action. However, I am a little sad we didn't get to see Dracule Mihawk on his boat. (And how Kuina's speech lacks any of the transmacs energy it did in the anime/manga). I know we see him on his boat in the background after Roger gets publicly deleted.

But, I wish we saw him sail to the Baratie as he did in the anime/manga.

Just imagine with me now.

A scene where OPLA! Mihawk on his boat is the focus.

(Sorry that the image is low quality.)

I think it would've been awesome and a little funny, 'cause this man couldn't have gotten a more gothic boat. IT'S COFFIN-SHAPED, and Mihawk was very cocky to make the mast itself shaped like Yoru/Night. (Cocky, sexy, goth bastard.) But still, it's an iconic boat, and realistically shouldn't work.

But, hey, we may get to see Mihawk on it in the future.

#dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #one piece #one piece live action #dracule “hawkeye” mihawk #op #opla #opla mihawk #op live action #hawkeye op #how tf does his boat work tho #introverted goth dad #i'd fuck him #but he wouldn't let me 100% #luckily Steven John Ward doesn't have tumblr so he'll never see this #mihawk #one piece mihawk #op mihawk #i've spelt “mihawk” so many times it looks wrong to me now

[dailynathanfillions]

#nathan fillion #nathanfillionedit #*mine #captkatecastle #nf edit #he's driving me insane #he's looking so good #i'd fuck him

[navybrat817]

You'd fuck goatee Chris Evans?

Photo credit to @rainbowkisses31 here.

Would I fuck Ransom haired, Jake goateed, Frank fashioned, DILF Chris Evans?

Love and thanks! ❤️

#navybrat answers #chris evans #i'd fuck him #anon ask #sending love ❤️ #asks are always appreciated

[captkatecastle]

Nathan fillion out here looking like a whole snack lately

#nathan fillion #i'd fuck him #like the glow up he looks so good #steph talks

[midnightmusicmadness]

I just got home from Yung Gravy’s Sydney concert and fuck me that was the most chaotic gig I have ever been too. I have created a listicle below to demonstrate the mania I experienced:

1. They started the show off with a powerpoint of quintessentially Australian things and asked the crowd about every single one. Included such gems as Healthy Harold, an image of a magpie and so on. 

2. He handed out two full boxes of water to the crowd and insisted that every keep two sips for the next song - my mind immediately went straight to the gutter but who can blame me? The man literally never stopped talking about being aroused whilst on stage. Tbh he never really followed through with this and moreso just threw water on the crowd himself, never got to the bottom of the two sips. 

3. Half way through the set he took 20 minutes to try and drink some milo. A crew of 10 people came out to help him for some weird reason and everyone started chanting ‘milk in tin’. He poured the milk in the tin but in a very noob move didn’t stir it and quickly abandoned the milo skit. 

4. He pulled up three girls from the crowd who were dressed like him but a slutty halloween version and they djd and danced on stage for the last quarter of the set. He also signed their bare tits and ass in front of everyone. 

5. At least 30 bras were thrown on stage, he had to create a pile under the dj decks so as to avoid accidents. 

6. A total of 7 people stormed the stage to hug him. Seccys in Australia are not the best.

7. He ended the night by coming out with a giant pile of roses and handing them out to the crowd one by one. 

8. I think he played a max of 10 songs and the set went for almost 2 hours so you can imagine how much fucking around was going on in between tracks. 

#yung gravy #the man really knows how to rile up a crowd #and there weren't even that many milfs there #i'd fuck him

[thigholstercas]

i just wanna bite

#misha collins #I'd fuck him #I'd let him fuck me #im sorry to everyone who doesn't follow me for jenmish content

[itzmematthias]

Not me rewatching Sweeny Todd and singing along all the time 😆

#are you even watching sweeny todd when you aren't singing along? #guess this is my comfort movie #after edward scissorhands #sweeny's hot #and a dilf #sweeny todd #demon barber of fleet street #johnny depp #john christopher depp ii #justice for johnny depp #i believe johnny depp #i support johnny depp #i stand with johnny depp #hot johnny depp #johnny depp is hot #indeed he sexiest man alive #I'd fuck him

[ohnomyedge]

The Once-ler is just so fucking sexy

#onceler fandom #i'd fuck him #bend him right over his desk

[birthdayvomit]

post malone is a cutie, 10/10 i'd fuck

#post malone #i'd fuck him

[onesidedradiostatic]

how vox's "offer" for alastor to join his "team" went

#sorry I'd do a better job if I had more time #alastor is so fucking red I couldn't even colour key the background without keying HIM #radiostatic #staticradio #<- one-sided #onewaybroadcast #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #alastor #aromantic alastor #asexual alastor #aroace alastor #aromantic #asexual #osrs.txt

[sky-is-the-limit]

𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚌𝚘𝚠𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚠𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗, 𝚕𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚐, 𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚘, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍, 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚎, 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚞𝚜, 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕, 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚞𝚜𝚑, 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚘𝚙, 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜, 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚝, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚐 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚞𝚙, 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚛, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑, 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚎.

(gif cred: @itspapillonnoir)

#I'm legit losing it. The things I would do for this man? The things I would do to that man?!?!?! #I'd have him stretch it so wide that he could take a dive in it. It's pulsing his name in morse code at this point. #need his dick so fucking far up inside that my bellybutton would start to worry #arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 smut #arthur morgan smut #arthur morgan x reader

[inkskinned]

there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)

i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.

i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.

and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.

HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.

now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.

my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.

i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.

by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!

keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"

similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."

the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"

if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.

the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.

godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.

the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.

#this is objectively bad advice #don't listen to it protect yourself and do real work on yourself find one of the good posts i've made about this #but also. u know. if u want to have fun while u do the work of setting boundaries #.... it IS fun #i will say that my fear of him went SO down after i just started. fucking with him. #bc i used to get SO fucking upset #i'd spend WEEKS arguing with him. tearing my hair out. sick with anxiety and dread and anger about all of it #and now i just LITERALLY do not engage #instead i'm like '' haha :) mole people" and get the HELL out of any tense conversation #i kind of think some of these people are literally addicted to drama as a form of connection #they like the rush they get from arguing #but those arguments are incredibly damaging for me #so like..... i am in the process of literally rehabilitating this person to figure out how to find connection thru #NORMAL CONVERSATION #he doesn't get it yet #i also do talk to them like they're preschool kids lmafo . ''are you using a safe and kind voice right now?'' #'' do you need a snackie? you sound a little upset. let's have some hummus and come back to playtime when we feel ready''

[solar-pxwered]

Oda: *creates Bartolomeo*

Me: "I would like to thank Oda Sensei for his gift to all us closet monster fuckers out here."

#tail-less || ooc #i'd fuck him #my brain at 5:30 AM

[momosins]

Lunar Emperor Kha'zix is kind of... 😳👉👈

#I'd fuck him #My girls would fuck him #momo talks

[linktoo-doodles]

he was like instantly my favourite....

#chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #like by episode 2 i was going fucking nuts. um #they made middleaged moe #he reminds me so much of how i draw and how I'd animate grian it makes me sick #I nailed drawing him first try