#i'm kenning so fucking hard it's wild

[rollinrabbit]

I'M JUST KEN (AND I'M ENOUGH) AND I'M GREAT AT DOING ~STUFF~

#ken #barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #i'm kenning so fucking hard it's wild #kenning during the day. kenning at night. kenning a lil bit right now

[maginxlia]

Starring Tokyo Revengers Men In ✰ Missing You PT 2

Cast Line Up Draken, Takashi, Takemichi, Chifuyu, Keisuke and Taiju Shiba

Rated TV-MA

Minors This Isn’t For You

Summary ✰ How the Men Mind and Body Reacts to you being Far from them! Powerful Sexy Men All needy for you! Part Two Baby!

No pronouns up in here but the Reader has a Kitty

Ken 'Draken' Ryuguji

✰ Draken Denies That you being far away  has any effect on him but Baby That's a lie

✰ His concentration is broken, His dick is hard and His balls are begging to be emptied into you 

✰ Got Him Laying in bed with your pillow on his face while he takes in your scent and tug on his dick

✰ Cumming Doesn't Feel the same without your gummy walls holding his dick just right 

✰ Draken Going to work Frustrated and in need of you, To make It worse Mikey is asking questions in front of everyone 

✰ “You okay Ken-Chin?” Mikey asked while eating his food making everyone look at Draken, “Yeah. I'm fine.” Draken answers back hoping Mikey drops it. “No, you're not. You've been pent up ever since Y/N left for their trip” Mikey said without even looking making Draken Eye twitch

✰ Hell Yeah, he's pent up and he can't wait to take his frustration out on that tight pussy of yours, show you how much he missed you.

✰ “Want the Neighbors to hear how much you missed this dick” Draken groans while he pull your body close to his

Draken had you in his arms with his dick buried between your sweet folds. he even didn't take your panties off, he just pushed them to the side before sliding his hard dick in your moist cunt,  “Fuck. So wet for me. Guess it was all that teasing I did to you or did you miss me?? Hmmm??” Draken asked while moving his hips just right making your eyes roll

“Missed you so much, Kenny. Missed Your Dick” You moaned as He fucked you just right, “Missed you too Doll. Missed everything about you, Missed your smell, Your smile, and the way your pussy works my Dick” Draken grunted before angling his hips to beat up that spot in you makes you blissed out 

His strong arms held you against him securely, Your soft thighs in his hands being gripped with just the right amount of pressure to drive you wild. “Wanna see yourself get fucked?? Yeah. I'm gonna let you see yourself get fucked” Draken grunted while walking over to the full-length mirror, “Looks so Beautiful, Yeah?” Draken asked while rolling his hips before Jackhammering your cunt with his dick

The sight of your Pussy being stretched open by his dick and the way he was fucking you was enough for you to go absolutely feral but then Draken had to start sucking on your neck making your eyes roll back. “ About to cum Already? Tsk Tsk Tsk” Draken said while he fucked you deeper

You couldn't stop your pussy from Cumming as you watched yourself get fucked, Your pussy squeezed hard Around Draken Dick but he didn't let up as he drilled your pussy through your orgasm. Draken gave you two thrusts before laying you on the bed

 “ Want You Face Down and Ass Up. Do not let my dick slide out of you.” Draken Grunted before giving your thighs a squeeze.

Takashi Mitsuya 

✰ Takashi Hates That He had to leave you alone for this fashion show and he knows he's going to regret not bringing you

✰ He misses you something awful. You are his drug, He Needs your hickeys on his neck and your pussy around his dick just to feel Level headed

✰ He doesn't let his need for you bleed into his work. He's too busy to concentrate on how his balls hurt and how his dick leak for you but when he's alone you're all he can think about

✰ Takashi edging his dick to the thought of your soft lips enveloping him and the way your tongue swirls around his swollen tip

✰ Saving All his cum for you, He wants to fill your pussy Up when he finally gets the chance to fuck you 

✰ Yes, his fashion show was a hit but was it really a sucess when you're not in his limo sucking him off on the way back to the hotel??

✰ He Can’t wait to fuck you dumb when he gets you back in his arms

✰ “Gonna fill that pussy up with My Cum, Hope you're ready to be stuffed” Takashi whispers in your ear as his hands subtly roam your body

Takashi was dick was deep in your velvety walls while his mouth sucked your right nipple so good that you were crying tears of pleasure, “Taka, missed the way you make me so weak” You cried while Takashi's dick pounded your pussy making your toes curl

“Missed the way you make me feel, never gonna leave without you again” Takashi Groaned before bringing his head down to suck on your left nipple making you mewl so sweetly, “Feels so Good Taka” You moaned while he fucked you deep

“Pussy so tight, fuck” Takashi groaned while he drilled your pulsating pussy making his eyes roll back as he thrust deeper into your warm pulsing walls. His dick felt heavenly, The tip of his dick Constantly brushing that spot in you that makes you say his name like a prayer

Takashi added a log to the fire that was your pleasure as he played with your clit so fucking good the only words to leave your lips was his name, “ Love. Keep squeezing down on me and saying my name like that, I'm going to paint your walls with my cum” Takashi groaned as he thrust up into you

“Taka, Oh My. I'm gonna cum” You moaned while your pussy clenched around the dick of the man you love, Your orgasm made your body jolt around Takashi's dick. “Feels so good cumming on me” Takashi Grunted before his dick began spurting cum deep into your juicy pussy

Takashi gave you four more shallow thrusts before he slowly pulled out of you, “Look absolutely Gorgeous with my cum leaking out you” Takashi groaned before he started fingering your cunt while stroking his dick

Takemichi Hanagaki

✰ Takemichi Is being Tortured without your touch, His mind and Body is overwhelmed with feelings of missing you

✰ Since you Left He got a migraine that won't leave and a dick that won't stay soft 

✰ Takemichi Jerking his dick to the dirty pictures you send him so desperately. He just wants to please your pussy and get off, is that too much to ask for?

✰ Got Him sleeping with a pillow between his legs to hump in his sleep cause his dreams is filled with you and that pretty wet pussy

✰ Takemichi doesn't even want to hang with his friends anymore, He just so fucking miserable and Horny

✰ “What's Wrong Takemichi??” Yamagishi asked while Patting his friend on the back, “Think he just misses his babe. Let's Go do something fun and take your mind off them, yeah?” Akkun says while helping Takemichi Up

✰ Takemichi Appreciate his friends trying to cheer him up but all he Want is you Under Him Creaming on his inches 

✰ “Missed you so much” Takemichi groans in your ear while rubbing his hard dick against your ass

Takemichi was fucking you on the plush rug of your apartment. He rutted in you with determination as he raised your left leg up to fuck you deeper, “Oh How I missed you. How I missed your moans” He Groaned into your ear while he rubbed circles on your clit

“Want to Make You cum on my dick. Missed making you feel good” Takemichi moaned before taking your right nipple into his mouth and sucking on your tender bud, “Missed How you and How Good You make me Feel Michi” You moaned softly in Takemichi ear sending shivers down his spine

Takemichi stroked your pussy right as his dick manipulated your G-Spot making you mark up his back and moan his name while Takemichi kept fucking you. Takemichi had tears in his eyes because your pussy felt downright delicious on his swollen dick,” Ahh So Perfect” Takamichi Moaned while his dick bullied your pussy so good that you were close to losing control

 Takemichi Had your body trembling from pleasure as he rocked his hips to get ever so deeper into your soft tender walls, His fingers skimmed over your clit as he basked in the glow of making love to you. “So close Michi” You moaned while he stared up at you

“Me Too. want to cum Together.” Takemichi moaned while he brought his shaking hand to hold yours while he fucked you to completion. Like your bodies were following orders you both began cumming together, Takemichi seed mixed with your cream as both of you shuddered from the overwhelming pleasure.

Takemichi gave you one more shaky thrust before kissing the back of your hand, “Let just lay here for a moment” Takamichi groaned before kissing your lips.

Chifuyu Matsuno

✰ Chifuyu Misses you. He misses the way your arms hold him, The way your pussy squeezes him and How your lips graze his ear

✰ He knew the moment you left his side it was Game over for him, You & Your pussy is his source of serotonin and Melatonin

✰ Chifuyu finds himself Hornier than Ever, His dick needs to be buried in that snug pussy of yours

✰ Can't sleep at night for Playing with his dick while imagining you riding his face

✰ Kazutora and Keisuke notice the change In Chifuyu and they're worried for Him

✰ “He Hasn't had a good night's sleep since they left, Huh?” Kazutora asks Keisuke while they stock the shelves of the Pet store, “Yup. Don't know the power Y/N got on him. I never want to experience something like that” Keisuke said before his eyes landed on his poor friend

✰ Chifuyu don't want their pity, He just wants your pussy spread open ready to be fucked by him

✰ “Gonna fuck your pussy so good that you forget your name” Chifuyu whispers in your ear before taking your bags away from you

Chifuyu was fucking you in the backroom of the Pet shop, He couldn't wait to get home to get up that pretty pussy. “Had me walking around lost without that pussy milking my dick” Chifuyu groaned in your ear as he fucked you against the wall

His hand held your thighs apart while he worked his hips pushing his dick deeper and deeper into your cunt. His tongue sticking out while he relished the feeling of your walls around his dick making you coo, “ Fuyu so pretty when he fucks me, I miss feeling you in me” You moaned while pushing his wet bangs away from his face. “So pretty” You cooed while Chifuyu's fingers began to work your clit

“Pussy always feels so good around my dick” Chifuyu groaned while his dick slid in and out of your tight pussy, you were making him feel so good that his legs were shaking. Chifuyu was fucking you so good that your pussy was clamping down on his dick making him moan

“Fuck. Gonna cum if you keep that up” Chifuyu groaned before licking your neck making you tremble against him. Chifuyu kept fucking you at a rapid pace knowing he was close to cumming deep in but he knew you were close too how your pussy was clinching on him

“Ahhh Fuyu. Cumming” You moaned while you got lost in your orgasm as Chifuyu continued to fuck you through your orgasm, “Fuck” Chifuyu Groaned as his dick shot thick ropes of cum into your pussy making his hips stutter. He pushed his dick deep in you one final time before pulling out of your warmth, “Wait til I get you Home, I'm going to fuck you like never before” Chifuyu Grinned while fixing your clothes back.

Keisuke Baji 

✰ Keisuke starting to believe you cast a spell on him. Ever since you kissed him Goodbye his dick is harder than ever and he can't get a drop of cum out 

✰ Got Him Going to school dick hard and aching, This is not going to help his grades!

✰ He's so pissed at how much his body misses you, It doesn't help him that he can't stop thinking about you and how you work his dick with your cunt 

✰ Every Free moment he gets His hands are wrapped around his dick while he thinks about how he gonna fuck you

✰ Chifuyu and Kazutora Teasing Him for using his breaks to hide in the employee Restroom

✰ “Your Stomach Okay?” Kazutora asked while grinning, “Yeah. Your “Stomach” hasn't been well since Y/N left” Chifuyu chimed in while Keisuke's face got red. “Kazutora don't you have shelves to stock and Chifuyu don't you have orders to fill while you’re worried about my restroom Habits?” Keisuke said before going into the backroom

✰ Keisuke doesn't care if they ridicule him, all He cares about is how he's gonna fuck you until his back is raw from your nails clawing him up

✰ “Feel it?? Feel How Hard You left me.” Keisuke Grunted while he rubbed your hand against his hard dick 

Keisuke rolled his hips while he laid to kisses on the side of your neck as he fucked you against the front door of your two shared apartment, His Hands held your titties just right while his dick worked your pussy over. “Kei, What about the Neighbors? They'll hear us” You moaned as Keisuke sucked your neck before pulling away

“Let Them Hear How much I missed you and your warm pussy” Keisuke groaned before snapping his hips to get his dick deeper into your cunt, His fingers worked your nipples while his swollen dick was hellbent on pounding that spongy spot in you

The Wood of the Door creaking with every thrust Keisuke gave to you but you didn't give a damn at this point while you studied Keisuke's Face while he concentrated on fucking you right. “Pussy so fucking Creamy. Miss this Didn't you?? Tell me how much you missed me.” Keisuke grunted while giving you those long deep strokes that drive you nutty

“Missed You so much Keisuke. Missed Your thick dick” you cried out while you got lost deep in the land of pleasure as Keisuke sucked on your left nipple making you arch off the door. Keisuke fucked you so good that your body couldn't hold back from cumming around his dick powerfully

“Fuck. You cumming so good for me. Gripping me so tight” Keisuke grunted while your pussy pulled his cum from him, Keisuke was shaking as he rolled his hips one more time trying to push his dick a little deeper before pulling out of you. “Not done with you yet, I'm fucking you all night long” Keisuke said before he caught your lips in a kiss.

Taiju Shiba

✰ Taiju always Knew the effect You had on him. He was prepared to have his dick Leaking and aching for you but are you prepared for a pent up Taiju??

✰ May The Heavens have Mercy on anyone who tests this Man Patiences while he's in want for you, He will break Arms and Noses with the quickness 

✰ With That Being said Taiju Misses you deeply and he awaits your return

✰ His dick laying hard against his Belly when he tries to sleep at night and it doesn't help he gets the most sinful Visions of you in his dreams

✰ Taiju doesn't touch Himself cause he wants you to take care of the problem you cost by going on a trip without him

✰ His Mind stays on all the ways he's gonna fuck you until your pussy stop creaming and start squirting 

✰ He's gonna fold you up and fuck you so hard when he finally gets his fingertips on you that you won't be able to walk straight for two weeks

✰ “ I hope My Dove Enjoyed their Little Trip because you won't be leaving the bed anytime soon” Taiju whispers while holding you close 

Taiju was fucking you from behind while you propped yourself up on his desk, With The Powerful Thrusts he was giving to your pussy you swore the wood would snap from under you but you couldn't voice your concerns for moaning Taiju's name. “ Yes. Say the Name of the Man who fucks you so stupid” Taiju grunted before landing a spank on your ass making you yelp

“ I missed the way your dick stretch my pussy” you mewled out while Taiju fucked you so good that your knees wanted to buckle, “ Leaving me Hard. Making me lust for you. Gonna fuck you on every surface of this house” Taiju Grunted while placing his hands on your shoulders to make you Arch deeper

Taiju Had you lost in ecstasy as his dick filled you so well so effortlessly. He was driving you crazy with how his thick tip rubbed your G-spot, You could barely keep your head up because the pleasure Taiju was giving to you was too intense. “Mhmm. Taiju Taiju Taiju” You moaned out while he touch the deepest parts of you 

“The Way you moan my name sounds like the prettiest of songs” Taiju whispered in your ear while putting his weight down on you making your pussy pulse. Taiju left hand traveled under you to play with your clit as his right played with your right nipple, he was playing with your body like a fine-tuned instrument

You felt something in you snap as your orgasm hit you hard out of Nowhere, Your body shaking against the desk while Taiju fucked you deep through your orgasm. You could only say his brokenly while Taiju kept up the pace before Lifting you off the desk 

“Hope you're not tired. Going to fuck you on the couch Next” Taiju Grunted before Giving you a slow deep stroke.

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[thatztyv]

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- Jack and Kennedy link after three years (In honor of Jazz and Tae linking back up after three years 😩)

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- 1.8k

Kᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ Dᴏᴡɴs

(ken-nuh-dee duh-ouns)

Jack Harlow | @ jackharlow

Tell Kenn unblock me on ig

23:17 • 10/21/23 • 3M views

36,472 Retweets  508 Quotes  278.6k Likes 

⭐️ | @stunna.girl

Oh shit, after three yearsss??

It's a Lifestyle🥂 | @parisndiamonds

Kennedy!! Gworl come get yo man back 😩

🚀 | @tothemoon

I did not see this coming at all 👀

JACK HARLOW UPDATES©️ | @ jackxworld

We finna go blow up her dms rn 😭

Boy Tears💧 | @cryformeimperfect

YESSSS

💐 | @fairygworl

Nooooo 💔

.★.

fivestarr☆ | @kennedyloaded

Unblocked 😘

13:25 • 10/22/23 • 1.3M views

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Kenn's World ⭐️ | @ kennkenn

OMGEEEEE

Boy Tears💧 | @cryformeimperfect

Oh shit getting real now

Chemistry Chick 🧪| @ inthelab

y'all calm down, all she did was unblock him 😭

🦋 | @butterflyqueenn

Mane get the gang back together

💐 | @fairygworl

Let's see how long this last 🌚

.★.

"So y'all", I sighed as I set my camera up on the bathroom counter. "I know what y'all thinking.. and yes we are linking."

I looked in the mirror as I put on some lip gloss.

"He supposed to be on his way over here and gone text me when he outside."

"Ian gone lie y'all I'm nervous as hell. Ian seen him in a lil minute", I said as I picked up my phone.

I smiled to myself before showing the camera the notification on my phone. "He's here."

jack💔

Outside

I stared at the camera for a minute.

"Let's not keep him waiting."

.☆.

"Oh my gosh", I sighed as I got in his car.

"Why you say it like that?", he chuckled.

"I don't even know but hey", I said being shy as I leaned back against the door.

"Hey", he said softly and leaned over the center piece to give me a hug.

I hugged him back and pulled away.

"I see you vlogging", he said with a smile as he turned the interior lights on.

"Yeah."

"I thought this was gone be easy", he said as I propped my camera up on his dashboard.

"What you mean easy?", I asked arching my brow.

"I thought when you got in here I was just gone.. but I ain't seen you in forever", he said turning to me and smiling.

I looked at him and my cheeks got hot.

We got quiet for a minute, just looking in each others eyes.

"So how you been?", he asked.

"Mmm I'm alright", I said and looked at my nails.

"You be taking forever to text back", he hummed.

"Oh don't even start that cause you be taking days to text back."

"I be busy."

"Busy doing what? Youn be in the studio all day everyday and you ain't on tour right now."

"How you know that?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "I just know....But you look good", I hummed looking over at him before looking back at my camera.

"Thank you. You look wonderful", he said making me smile hard as fuck, I had to cover my face.

"Thank you", I hummed.

"You nervous or something?"

"A lil bit...Can we go eat?", I said before I put my hair over my shoulder.

"Yeah. What you want?", he answered with a light chuckle.

"I don't know. What's around here?"

"You should be telling me, you live here", he chuckled.

"Chile I don't be outside like that."

He shook his head and pulled out his phone.

"Fast food? A restaurant? Hibachi?", he asked as he opened his map app.

"I got the taste for some hot wings."

"So Buffalo Wild Wings?"

"No."

He looked up from his phone and over at me.

"What?", I laughed.

"Then where else you getting hot wings from?"

"Wingstop. Zaxby's."

He playfully rolled his eyes before looking back at his phone.

"Let's see which one's closer."

"Y'all", I sighed as I looked at my camera. "I hope he don't try to kidnap me while I'm in his car."

"Chill", he chuckled as he kept looking at his map.

I chuckled before looking back over at him. I quietly admired him before he leaned over to show me something on his phone.

"Damn you iced out huh", I said and grasped his hand, looking at the rings on his fingers. "You gotta be froze in this ho to talk."

He laughed. "Really Kenn."

I laughed with him.

"Nah I'm just playing", I hummed as I grabbed his phone. "We can go to this one."

"Alright", he said before putting his car in drive.

I handed him his phone back.

"Let me put my seatbelt on. Cause I remember you used to act like you was a Nascar driver", I hummed as I put my seatbelt on.

He just chuckled.

"Where you be going cause I don't never see you outside."

"I don't- I don't be in the streets."

"You tryna say I be in the streets?"

"Yeah", I said and looked over at him. "I was lurking one day and I was just like wow."

"Lurking where?", he chuckled.

"..Just on the internet", I said making us laugh.

"What you found out bout me?"

"I was like he in the club?! What? He having a time ain't it", I said covering my face as I laughed.

"I ain't start going to the club til I stopped messing with you. Had to do something with my free time."

"Club life huh", I said and patted the corner of my eyes.

"Nah nah nah. I found friends and they introduced me to the club."

"Damn... so you saying you ain't have friends when you was with me?"

"I had friends but I was with you majority of the time. But I started hanging out with more people."

"Oh so you got a new group of friends.”

"Oh my god”, he said with a chuckle.

"I'm just saying", I laughed.

"So what took you so long, cause you was dodging me", he started.

"No no no. I wasn't dodging you I was tryna edit a vlog and upload-", I started before he cut me off.

"No not today, I'm talking about in general. Cause you had everybody thinking I'm the problem."

"Had them thinking it was you? You had a video shoot", I said as I glanced over at him.

"I had to go to New York. But before that- you was dodging me like crazy."

"Whatever", I said and playfully rolled my eyes. "How I'm dodging but you don't text back? Make it make sense boo."

"And why you tell everybody I blocked you on Twitter?", I asked.

"Cause you did", he simply replied.

"I mean."

"I mean they kept telling me you'd link with me and do a video. And I was wondering how that was gone happen and I'm blocked", he said arching his brow.

"Yeah but you had my number. I sent you my new number."

"I obviously didn't have it saved. I just saved it."

"Mmm", I hummed.

.☆.

"I'm so geeked", I said as I set my camera up to face me on the table. "Tell me why he paid for my food?!"

"Chile.. he was all like I got you. Just go find us a good table", I said mocking his voice. "Then gone smile at me.. almost went weak in the knees."

I shook my head as I looked over at him by the drink fountain.

"Gone have me falling all over again."

.☆.

"Questions while we wait?", I asked putting my phone down.

"Sure", he hummed, turning to face me.

"You start", I said.

"You ever felt like I disrespected you on the internet?"

"Disrespected me?.. uh I feel like once you got around your friends you kinda did. Cause I thought we agreed we wasn't gone speak on each other."

"When?", he asked, arching his brow at me.

"It wasn't necessarily you it was yo lil group, team or whatever."

"What they was saying?"

"You know-", I said and tilted my head. "You know what they was saying and posting... I was like daamn that's me."

He let out a deep breath before sitting back. "You gotta be more specific."

I leaned forward. "Should I bring up the context?"

He chuckled.

"People was texting and calling me talking bout 'why they speaking on you' and 'why they got yo name in-' you know. It was from people you around."

"They was making videos?"

"You acting dumb", I said sitting back and crossing my arms. "You acting like you don't know and stuff. Boy don't be acting all Hollywood."

"I'm not acting Hollywood, I'm just trying to see what you talking about", he said with a laugh.

"You know what.. we both just gone be clueless then", I hummed. "Ask me another question."

"What have you learned from dating?"

"What have I learned from dating?", I asked then arched my brow at him. "Dating what?"

"Dating in general or whatever the fuck you been doing, you been living", he chuckled.

"I don't be dating. I'm just lifing."

He smacked his lips as he looked at me with a be for real expression.

"Didn't you just say we not being Hollywood and what the the fuck is lifing?"

"I'm not being Hollywood. I'm being so for real. I just been chilling”, I chuckled.

"Right", he said playfully before he squinted his eyes at me. "So who was that one dude?"

"What dude?! You imagining things. Ian date nobody after you. But you on the other hand", I said and uncrossed my arms. "How many girls four? Five?"

"You pushing it", he laughed.

"You was just living I don't blame you", I chuckled.

.☆.

"We good right?", he asked as he wiped his hands clean.

"I think.. you gotta ask yourself that."

"You think I got a grudge against you?", he asked and tilted his head.

"Ion know", I said before sipping my drink.

"I don't have nothing against you.. I always wanted to see you win and shine."

"Ok love that", I hummed. "I just got one last question."

"Ok. Ask away", he hummed.

"Did you ever miss me after we broke up?"

"If I'm being real, yeah."

"Do you still miss me?"

He sighed before he chuckled. "How you say your outro. Thanks for watching. Like and comment."

He picked my camera up and turned it to him.

"Jack", I chuckled. "You miss me don't you?"

"Nah I don't", he said looking dead at the camera with a straight face.

"Look at me and say it."

He looked up and locked eyes with me.

"Say you don't miss me", I said taunting him.

"I don't-", he started. "How you turn this camera off?"

I gently took it out his grasp and turned it to me.

"Obviously he doesn't want to admit he misses me but that's alright. He doesn't have to say it, I know he does", I chuckled as I looked at the camera.

#wattpad #jack harlow #jack harlow x black reader #jackman thomas harlow #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow smut #urban wyatt

[boozles]

10 QL Characters I Desire Carnally

Okay, I wasn't exactly tagged, but a bunch of you have said you weren't tagging anyone and just to do it if we wanted, and I want to XD Also, shout out to @firstkanaphans because everyone else is doing BL and she did QL, so I'm kinda copying her ;)

I apologise for being horny on main

Numbers are just for organisation, this isn't ranked

Mollie (The Warp Effect) This was my introduction to Silvy, and honestly, I haven't been the same since.

Kuafah (Star and Sky: Sky in your Heart) Listen, I know this show sucked, but it was my introduction to my husband Mek and you do not even want to know the things I would do to this man. The fact Fah is a bit of a wild party boy but also a responsible doctor just does something for me, okay?!

Prapai (Love in the Air) I know I'm not alone in this, right? Like, we know he fucks. We know he fucks good.

Top (Only Friends) Listen, I am a Top defender. He is my precious boy that was so poorly misunderstood and mistreated. He also knows exactly what he is doing in the bedroom and I support that.

Ai Di (Kiseki: Dear to Me) This is a weird one for me because I find Ai Di's personality really relatable, but I am a sucker for a little hot head with bleached hair (see also: Mollie from The Warp Effect). Throw in the fact we know he'd love some BDSM, and he is a ride an a half.

Nim (The Warp Effect) I love Jan in general, I've had a crush on her since Tonhon Chonlatee, but Nim is just another little hothead that I just...ooft. She's a boxer. Of course I'm gonna want her.

Ken (KinnPorsche) The funny thing about this is I don't even like KinnPorsche. (Okay, that's a lie, I hate the way the fandom behaved and I REALLY despised the whole VegasPete thing, which more or less put me off the show.) However, this was probably the genesis of my crush on Perth. The swim race? *dies*

Uncle Jim (Moonlight Chicken) You know, I'd never overly fancied Earth until Moonlight Chicken. He's so handsome, but not my type right, but then Uncle Jim dropped and something just happened to me.

Oh-Aew (I Told Sunset About You/I Promised You The Moon) This is another odd one for me, and also a new one. I don't know how to explain this completely. He's just so beautiful, and the sleeping dom inside me has feelings.

Barry (Oh, Mando!) (Do you know how hard it was to find this gif? It's all RWRB that comes up when you Google Alex Diaz >.<) I loved how complicated Barry's character was in OM and come on, Alex is to die for.

No tags, but feel free to take part!

#i feel like i've started to out some of my kinks #and i'm sorry but not sorry #top ten meme #actor #force jiratchapong #alex diaz #pp krit #jan ployshompoo #silvy pavida #earth pirapat #fort thitipong #perth nakhun #louis chiang #mek jirakit

[underworld-park-offical]

BEBE: ♪ And I'm bad like the barbie ♪

RED: ♪ Barbie ♪

BEBE: ♪ I'm a doll but I still wanna party ♪

RED: ♪ Party ♪

BEBE: ♪ Pink Vette but I'm ready to bend ♪

RED: ♪ Bend ♪

WENDY: Bitch

BEBE: ♪ I'm a ten so I'm pullin a Ken ♪

RED: ♪ Like Jazzie, Stacie, Nicki ♪

RED: ♪ Grrrah ♪

BEBE: ♪ All of the Barbies is pretty ♪

RED: ♪ Damn  ♪

WENDY: Bitch

RED: ♪ It girls ♪

BEBE: ♪ It girls ♪

RED: ♪ And we ain't playin tag ♪

BEBE: ♪ Grrah ♪

WENDY: WILL YOU 711, SLUSHIE SLURPING, ALWAYS BURPING, SELFIE STICK, HUGE PRICK, STUPID WHORES, SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND??!?!?!

RED: Booooo

BEBE: Party Pooper!

BEBE: Let us sing our BARBIE WORLD in PEACE

RED: Yeah, for real!

RED: Boooooooo!

RED: Not the straight A student talking 💀

WENDY: SHUT. UP.

WENDY: You can at LEAST turn it down enough to where I won't go DEAF

WENDY: Red. What. the fuck.

RED: Take a before death selfie with me

WENDY: Wh

WENDY: WHY

RED: Idk ur the closest lmao ♪

WENDY: Ughhh

WENDY: Why did I ever join your hype house?

RED: Lmaooo

RED: Big L

RED: L

RED: Big L

RED: Raito L Loser lmao

WENDY: I hope you get flung out of the wind shield and die

RED: 💀💀💀

WENDY: STOP SAYING SKULL EMOJI OH MY GOD, YOU'RE JUST LIKE CRAIG

RED: Sorry it's in our genes 😝😝😝

WENDY: NO IT FUCKING ISN'T 

WENDY: CRINGE ISN'T FUCKING GENETIC

BEBE: Can you hoes SHUT UP

BEBE: I'm LITERALLY trying to listen to Barbie World but I can’t because y'all are SCREAMING

BEBE: Literally boutta hop over my seat and FIGHT Y'ALL

RED: Is the song on loop

BEBE: Yeah should be

RED: Just like

RED: Reset it or something 💀

BEBE: UGHHHHH

WENDY: I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU, BEBE

BEBE: DO IT

NICHOLE: Guys can we go ONE second without fighting each other??

NICHOLE: This is serious!

BEBE: Not as serious as this ASS WHOOPING Wendy's about to get

WENDY: OH NO YOU DINT-IT!

WENDY: Red, Hold my earrings

RED: OOOOH SHIT!! WORLDSTAR!!!

RED: Hey guys, it's Red, and welcome back to my channel~ NICHOLE: GUYS NO-

BEBE: COME HERE YOU BITCH

WENDY: FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

NICHOLE: WATCH THE ROAD!!!

NICHOLE: RANDOM PEDESTRIAN!!!

RED: Extra points if they’re innocent! 😲

RED: Don't watch the road. this is really good content

NICHOLE: RED!!!

RED: WHAT?????

WENDY: Hold on

WENDY: What

WENDY: Is that

WENDY: Is that a twink in the road?

BEBE: What??

BEBE: Holy shit

RED: Ewww, wild queer

RED: Smh my head

NICHOLE: Guys, it's just Gary

NICHOLE: We should give him a ride

BEBE: Girl are you crazy?

BEBE: I don’t want the scent of computer  in my car!

BEBE: That is SO not SLAY

NICHOLE: It's so cold out here! His hard drive’s gonna freeze!

BEBE: Good! Maybe he can finally stop going “I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, Please Deliver” over and over!

BEBE: LITERALLY why do you think we kicked him out of the Hype House?

NICHOLE: Just pull over…

BEBE: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BEBE: FIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE

BEBE: WHATEVERRRRRRR

 WENDY: Heyyyyy

WENDY: Uhhhh

WENDY: Garyyyyy…

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GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises! 

RED: Ew, he’s advertising

RED: Let's bail

BEBE: Yeah, I agree

NICHOLE: No, we’re not leaving him

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GARY: I’m Gary, The Mormon who advertises!

RED: Shit, I think he’s broken

WENDY: Gary

WENDY: Why don’t you

WENDY: Get out of the cold…

WENDY: And into the trunk of Bebe's car?

GARY: Want a break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes of free music.

GARY: I’m Gary the Mormon who Advertises!

BEBE: Biiiitch I think he's like, malfunctioning…

RED: Frfr

RED: It's creeping me out, tbh

NICHOLE: Why would you suggest he go in the trunk?

WENDY: So he doesn’t bother us with his weird ad shit!

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GARY: I’m Gary, The Mormon who advertises!

WENDY: We just…

WENDY: Put him in the trunk

WENDY: Tape his mouth shut

WENDY: And Boom, problem solved!

RED: I mean…

RED: I’m not against that

BEBE: Yeah

BEBE: Do any of you have, like, duct tape?

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GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

BEBE: Shut the fuck up, this is why we kicked you out of the Hype House!

RED: I think I have some tape here…

NICHOLE: Guys, no…

NICHOLE: We aren't putting him in the trunk, and we definitely aren't taping his mouth shut!

RED: This bitch crazy, frfr

BEBE: Yeah Nichole, do you want  to hear him the whole car ride?

BEBE: The only thing worse than this is that there's no wifi

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GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

NICHOLE: Just…

NICHOLE: Just get in the car

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That's right, we'll f**k your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're f**k*d six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's, home of challenge p***ng! That's right, challenge p***ng! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait, don't delay, don't f**k with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to f**k off! Hurry up, ***hole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherf**ker! Go to hell! Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! Guaranteed!

GARY: I'm Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

NICHOLE: Uhm…

NICHOLE: You’re…

NICHOLE: You’re welcome???

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GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises!

BEBE: O…. kayyyyyy

BEBE: Slay I guess?

RED: Nahhh, not the FNAF character talking 💀

WENDY: Just…

WENDY: Nobody….

WENDY: SAY

WENDY: Anything…

WENDY: ...

NICHOLE: ...

EVERYONE IN THE CAR: ….

BEBE: Nichole, this is all your fault

NICHOLE: WH???

(Edits and GIF done by @cattpup5 (mod Jello) )

#craig tucker #craigfluencer #hellpark #south park #southpark #sp #south park edits #underworld park #underworld park tweek #underworld park pip #underworld park clyde #underworld park damien #underworld park stan #underworld park gregory #underworld park kyle #underworld park estella #underworld park thomas #underworld park gary #underworld park hype house #gary the mormon who advertises #team gregory cutie pie 3rd #gregory cute pie 3rd #gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker

[lady-o-ren]

JUST BETWEEN LOVERS

Ao3 link (HERE)

CHAPTER NINE

Is all that we see or seem

But a dream within a dream?

That particular verse of poetry would sometimes whisper into my ear when I'd find myself ridiculously happy, driving a stake of fear through my chest that only a kiss could quell.  

But sometimes I needed something a great deal more forceful to assure me that I wouldn't be swept away again and wake to a life deprived of love. 

Lucky for me, I knew someone who was more than up to the challenge. He thrived on it actually. 

//

"Aye, lemme hear ye, woman. Lemme hear ye scream," growled Jamie, as he slid his calloused fingers inside me and set me spectacularly aflame.

 . . .

My heart was pounding like thunder when I came to while Jamie chuckled with a ragged smugness against my all too tender flesh that had me squirming and swatting blindly at his head. The bastard only chuckled louder, holding my body still, as he dragged his rough stubbled cheek affectionately against my straining thighs with a fiendish persistence that had me trembling with anticipation. 

All was not over it seemed.

With what little breath I had to spare I smiled and reached for Jamie, looking smug and savage between my legs.

"You arse, come here."

With one last tantalizing kiss that made me gasp and tremble, Jamie heaved himself up over me where my head was thrown back against a pillow and draped by my sex wrecked curls.

"Ye're looking a bit winded there, mo nighean donn. Should I go easier on ye?" He grinned, eyes sparkling, and pinched the tip of my breast, now a rosy sore peak.

"I take it back. You're worse than an arse, Jamie Fraser. You're a bloody tease," I said, swatting at his massive chest between breaths, without an ounce of strength.

Jamie laughed and kissed my nose, my neck, where he'd bitten me earlier. The flushed skin tingling still. 

"Maybe so," he breathed along my ear," but I ken there's nothing ye like more than having yer wretch of a husband worship ye. And I'm doing a damn good job of it, aye, Sassenach?" I arched into his hand in answer, palming at my breast, and was just about to grab him by his gorgeous curls. Those lips of his just a kiss away . . .

"But if ye want me to stop . . ." Jamie pulled away, smirking down at me.

His amusement didn't last long though. 

I dug my fingers into the hard roped muscles of his arms holding him up and locked my legs around his hips, bringing his straining hot erection to the throbbing cradle between my thighs that made his eyes go to slits and mouth to part with a tortured moan. 

"I want you to get on with it," I panted, with a roll of my hips. 

"Ye're a cruel, bossy wee thing, Sassenach," Jamie rasped, rocking hard against me, making my vision blur with each jolt of pleasure.

"I can't help it. We never got to this part. I woke up too soon the last time," I whimpered, trying to capture his mouth, but succeeded in only nipping his scruffy chin between my hands. 

Jamie stopped moving, struggling to keep his wits from unraveling and hips from thrusting home.

 "Those dreams of yers again?" He asked, staring down at me with concern.

Dreams. Glimpses of another life. Whatever force that brought me to Jamie. I didn't question it anymore. But I wanted more than anything to chase the end of what was robbed from me over a year ago. 

"The kind that makes me scream and call you lord and master," I moaned, rubbing myself against him like a damn cat in heat. "Now stuff that big prick of yours inside me or I'll do it myself."

A gleam of wild desire darkened Jamie's eyes.

"Say that last part again," he growled, grabbing the plump fullness of my bottom to maneuver me to just the right angle.

"Make me." 

Jamie bit off an expletive and sucked in a short excited breath, seeing my breasts heave with breathy anticipation as I prepared myself to be punished into well-loved and fucked submission.

But then his expression warmed with sudden tenderness when he lowered his gaze and gently laid a loving hand against the tiny swell of my belly where our child was no bigger than the tip of their father's finger. 

"Weel, I've been told ye ought to indulge expectant mothers."

My hand covered his, daylight glinting off our wedding rings, and together we shared a joyful smile that bridged our hearts together. 

No, this wasn't another dream.

This, here with Jamie, and our child growing inside me, was blissfully real. 

#outlander #jamie x claire #outlander fanfic #outlander fic #jbl

[hearteyes-for-killmonger]

Part 7

"TRAVIS," Ken moved behind him, tagging his back so he turned to face her. There was a lotta walking away with lil words. "What you saying? You saying it's me?"

"I'm neutral, I'm just saying.. Don't take this wrong.. you been trippin about not being taken seriously as a female but the second we treat you like one.. you don't want that."

"I don't want y'all acting DIFFERENT treating me like I'm too weak to handle my own shit."

"We supposed to let you fight a man?"

"I ain't say that. I said lemme hit him."

"You still can! Ken, what you want us to do? No, really? Cuz who else been by you since the beginning? ..Shawn would kill for you. Erik would kill for you. I would kill for you. And you'd slide for us, cuz that's what brothers do. Only you ain't the bro no more.. Dynamics is changing. We're tryna adapt and be sensitive and shit but it was easier when we were all just ignoring it."

Easier for who? Ken was miserable in that sexless middle ground. Honestly not much had changed. She was pretty, somewhat popular, and still miserable.

"...HIV though nigga? Really?"

"It's Erik," Travis glared like it should be obvious. What was she not getting. "That nigga unhinged anyway, but ain't that your best man? Your hitter? How you more joe bout a fake STD for someone who dragged your name through shit. Wasn’t Erik the one who helped you when you were drowning as Big Ken and none of us noticed? He transformed ya ass. Even if he did fall for Kendra, he was down for Ken first."

"What the fuck is happening," Ken fell into a seat on the couch. "So you telling me I owe Erik an apology?"

"I ain't saying shit. But if someone was fuckin with him, especially if he was already in a low place, how would you react?" 

Kendra sighed dropping her head between her knees to scratch her head in aggravation. Not only did she not get a chance to swing on Trent herself, but now Kenneth wouldn't talk to her. Nothing was going right, she still had no man, there were rumors about her, she was fuckin up with her boys, and she had to apologize to Shawn and Erik.

"Being pretty fuckin sucks, the hell was I thinking," she mumbled rubbing her face.

"Welcome to my life," Travis smirked trying to make her smile. She threw a pillow instead.

Ken hopped up the small set of stairs to Erik's bedroom where he was lying there chatting to Shawn. Instantly they looked up, Erik rolling his eyes in a subtle way that still made Ken wanna bust him in the eye.

"Sorry if I flipped," her monotone apology stood waiting for them to take it or leave it. It was hard to apologize when she still didn't feel she'd done anything wrong. "I guess y'all heart was in the right place. I ain't mad at it.."

"We good," Shawn nodded looking to Erik who hesitated before agreeing.

"We good."

"Cool," Ken nodded turning to head out but hesitating herself. "...HIV though," she asked looking them both in the eye so they all laughed at the ridiculousness. "That's what y'all thought of?"

"Hey," Erik's head shook as if it was something he'd done on impulse. "It seemed like a good idea at the time. And it was funny as hell watching his face when he thought he'd contracted something. Meanwhile me and Shawn taking all his shit like come up off them sneakers son."

"The fuck," Kendra laughed picturing it.

They'd done some wild shit over the years but this took the cake. "Y'all dumb as hell.."

"Not gone lie, I enjoyed beating the nigga’s ass," Shawn admitted what we all already knew. He was laid-back until someone pushed him.

"SHIT! The potato skins! They probably all cold now. I hate it when they get cold."

"Just put em back in the oven a few minutes," Erik squinted getting up outta bed. "Damn y'all some children, I swear."

---

A few days passed by and after passing Kenneth so many times and having him avoid her altogether, she decided to take control of the situation by waiting for him on his way to his next class where she knew he'd be. The same place they always had to pass by between buildings. She spotted him and took her opportunity, walking up on him and snatching his hand. She pulled him and walked him to her parked car pushing him into the passenger seat, turning on the air, and locking the door with the two of them inside. She figured he had to talk if there was nowhere else to go.

"You been ignoring my calls," she stated bluntly watching his face as he pouted looking away to put space between them mentally. "So it's like that now?"

He sighed widening his eyes as looked ahead like he was being kept away from his class.

"It would behoove you to know.. your fuckin dumbass brother doesn't have HIV. And if he does, he had it long before my friends did anything. If you ask me, he deserved to have his ass beat."

Kenneth snorted hiding it with a look out the window.

"Look, I'm not about to suck your dick over it. You can stay mad I just thought you should know," Ken unlocked the doors ready for him to make his choice quickly.

"I'm not mad," Kenneth muttered with a deep sigh. "It's Trent's fault. Still.. I don't like your boyfriend," he looked over making direct eye contact. Ken felt butterflies at the word. Boyfriend.

"Relax," she stared through the windshield at students walking by with purpose. "We're all just friends. Been friends since kids. We've gone through too much together to let emotions pile up and break us apart.. So all that crazy shit from before was just before.. It's squashed... Your brother happened to bring out the ugly."

"Hm."

"Hm," Ken challenged.

"Thennn, how about a lil game. Low stakes. Just between you and me. Lil bit of fun," Kenneth winked playfully, his mischievous eyes fixed on hers.

"What you thinking," her eyes lowered in curiosity. She wondered if she'd regret it. The last time she'd played along Erik had confessed his attraction to her. She'd confessed hers too in anger. It had nearly broken up their iron-clad friendship. Could she risk something like that again?

"Just follow me," he smiled with his pearly whites, and it was a hard thing to resist.

---

Nearly three weeks down the road, things were looking up. Despite still being lonely with no love life and no potentials, Kendra was appreciating her platonic relationships more. She was also seeing the new attention she recieved for the empty attention it was. Now that she'd lived with it a while, she could do without it.

She no longer wanted just any guy, she wanted a good one. She felt that she deserved it. One she actually liked who would genuinely like her. Someone she didn't have to try so hard around. Someone she didn't have to pretend to be perfect for. Someone who would accept both Ken and Kendra and love them equally.

Something like that seemed impossible.

She looked in her home mirror adjusting her large boobs in her new yellow-gold satin halter gown so that they sat well and the tape would keep her nipples from popping out if she happened to move the wrong way.

Her skin was glowing with shea butter and shimmer oil. Her long curls were pulled back artfully in a large decorative claw clip. She wore stud earrings and heels with an anklet she'd purchased online that looked expensive though it was $5.

Your carriage awaits, flashed in her texts and she walked out to meet Kenneth who leaned against the outside of his and Trent's shared car, like a GQ ad in his suit. He smiled opening the passenger door and guiding her in.

"Don't you look good enough to eat," he teased as he slid into the driver's seat looking her over.

"Oh, stop," she feigned shyness covering and uncovering her cleavage while he pulled off to the restaurant. They walked in together arm and arm.

"I got the best looking date here," he whispered proudly in her ear as they were seated causing her to grin. "Honestly. What was I thinking that time in the mall?"

"You were thinking with your dick," Kendra fired.

"How was I supposed to know you'd be this fine? The ugly duckling turned into a swan."

"Whatever bitch. Just don't make fun of how I eat. I was struggling last time tryna figure out which fork to use."

"I noticed," he snorted getting kicked under the table. She was still confused, using whatever cutlery she wanted, this time without shame. "I was tryna fuck, I wasn't gonna roast you. But I will now."

She kicked him again as they chuckled.

She shared more about her friendship with Travis, Shawn, and Erik, how it went back to middle school. They had secret handshakes and shit.

Kenneth and Trent didn't have the handshakes but they did have games they played together and games they played to outdo each other. They kept score. It was borderline meticulous.

"Y'all are all kinds of fucked up," Kendra shook her head while Kenneth spilled the beans on things they'd done in the past. Scandalous escapades, threesomes, and practical jokes.

"Have you ever really loved anybody," Kendra wondered.

"You mean being in love? No. I don't know if that can happen while I'm still in college. I'm at a stage in my life where I just wanna fuck. Where is love gonna fit into that?"

Kendra sighed shaking her head some more. It was a shame. She felt that he deserved love just as she did. But if he didn't want it, that was on him. As for her, she craved it. She'd never experienced it and not for lack of trying.

If she could only attain it...

"Hey," he snapped her from her thinking, "Toast me."

She raised her glass.

"Here I am with a beautiful young lady eating steak on a Friday night. Though neither of us getting any.. Here's to us having fun tonight."

Together they sipped. And sipped.. and sipped, Kenneth having paid the bill in advance.

"Kendra."

Ken turned at the sound of her name looking from Kenneth to Erik who stood beside the table with his own date. A statuesque girl she'd seen before on campus. She was a stone cold fox.

"Deja vu," she squinted feeling tipsy. A little frisky from the wine. "Sup E.." He didn't look happy to see her with.. "Kenneth," she pointed to clear things up. "Not Trent."

"Tiara, Kendra.. and her.. friend Kenneth."

"Boyfriend," Kenneth corrected. "Good seeing you.. again," he winked. Kendra didn't miss the bewilderment that flashed momentarily on Erik's face. She looked to Kenneth again wondering if he'd seen it. The shit-eating grin said he had.

"I've seen you before," Tiara smiled reaching out to touch Kendra's hand. This one's actually friendly, Kendra thought genuinely surprised.

"I knew you looked familiar," Kendra pointed feeling more like a bitch for going along with what Kenneth had planned. "You are stunning."

"Kendra, can I talk to you for a min- mm," Erik folded his hands over his mouth stopping himself. He shook his head closing his eyes and starting again. "Nevermind.... I'll call you tomorrow, ok? Be safe getting home."

It looked like it hurt him to turn around and mind his business. So used to being in hers lately.

She looked at Kenneth and they both laughed to irritate Erik further. He hooked an arm around Tiara's lower back gently escorting her away.

"Thought you'd punk out on me. Seems like you bout it afterall," Kenneth rushed watching the the backs of the  couple as they retreated. "So you know where he'd go next?"

"He takes them all to the same places," Kendra smirked gulping the last of her wine. She used to imagine it was her in those wild stories he told. It never seemed possible back then. It was just her pathetic little secret. "They'll go stargazing," her eyes rolled. "Something really cheesy where they can gaze into each other's eyes," she blinked dopily.

He jumped pulling her from her seat. She almost dropped the glass. He guided her back to the car to tail the couple from a safe distance.

"He's gonna see you," Kendra slouched but Kenneth was confident. 

"He's too shook to notice. I bet he's not even talking to that girl. Sexy ass.. Shit.. If I play my cards right.. I might get laid afterall," he smirked.. "We both might."

A glance to Kendra and she knew exactly what he meant.

But that couldn't happen. And if it could.. it shouldn't!

...Should it?

#original #erik killmonger #killmonger #erik stevens #erik killmonger fanfiction #erik stevens au #black panther killmonger #black panther fanfiction #erik x oc #mirror mirror

[palladium-poisoned]

1, 10, 19 for book asks >:3

O SHIT i've been hit with the >:3 beam,,, ajskdhfg 1. book you’ve reread the most times? HHMMM a good question, as i reread a lot of things a lot of the time asjkdhfgjk UHH well relisten i'm gonna have to say prisoner of azkaban because i grew up with the jim dale audio books and i used to just play the cassette tapes over and over again on my boom box until i fell asleep asjkdf and then when i was feeling emo about the series that's the book i'd listen to the most

for actual reading with my human eyes mult times hmmm honestly i reread a handful so much in my youth i don't know if i could say for certain which one is #1 so • the silver crown by robert c obrien • zenda and the gazing ball by ken petti and john amodeo • the princess academy by shannon hale • into the land of the unicorns by bruce coville • secret of platform 13 and which witch? by eva ibbotson • into the wild by erin hunter (and the rest of the prophecy begins arc) • dragonology by dugald steer • the lightning thief by rick riordan

10. do you have a guilty fav? i don't know that i have a guilty fave just because like, i do 99% of my book shopping in the children's section LMAO so i guess most of my books would be called cringefail

though. u kno i guess hp is now a guilty fave. but for the opposite meaning of guilty fave aksjdhfg hp is my guilty fave (derogatory) rather than guilty (pleasure) fave LOL uhhhhh for guilty pleeeeassuuree i guess the warrior series? or maybe the disney fairies series. idk i dont rly consider any of my books anything i'd feel that way about O:

19. most disliked popular book? uhhh fifty shades maybe? i haven't read it though, i'm just not wild about u kno. its everything from what i've heard. THO U KNO WHAT, on that basis for eligibility, i'll say a song of ice and fire. game of thrones was a fucking mistake and i don't like the cultural impact is has left on media. so. asoiaf. have i read it? no. will i? no. but i dislike it for its impact alone. (also the hobbit was really hard to read so i havent picked up lotr and probably never will soorrryyyyy)

#palladiuhm #valcadash

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

My final FINAL ranking for P3P's social links

Shinjiro. I KNOWWW it's soooo predictable but Portable added so much layers to his character!! And honestly him being comatosed isn't even bad. He learnt The Answer's moral outside of The Answer ffs. He longed for death (in The Answer's case, he is calling for Nyx), but FEMC made him realize that life is worth keeping. This is why I want a FEMC version of The Answer since judging by the stageplay, the canon ending is that he survived. And I want him to have the wild card for extra suffering. But Atlus doesn't care about P3 anymore :(

Koromaru. How can I hate the goodest boi...

Aigis. Robot having existential crisis what's not to love

Akinari. It's pretty obvious why this link is so good

Saori. MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!! If only Atlus isn't homophobic :( I want to hug her so bad, even in the 2nd playthrough her social link is still so sad :((((

Akihiko. Yeah this social link is just cute. Really cute. I don't think we learnt much new stuff from him since we already knew a lot of it from Shinji but how can you hate Akihiko

Junpei. Yeah Junpei's the true chad of the game. I'm glad he's not romanceable, tho I still feel like he deserved a rooftop ending as a dear friend

Bebe. My favorite weeb <3 I think this social link is just adorable

Maiko. Social link is great and all but omg I'm glad Maiko lives with her mom. His dad fucking ASKED FEMC OUT ON A DATE. SHE WAS UNDERAGED. BRUH. GET MAIKO AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!!

Yukari. Girlie time!! I'm sure her SL isn't much different from male MC but idk the FEMC one is just better!! She has a better chemistry with FEMC, honestly I ship them together (Saori/FEMC still sweeps tho)

Mitsuru. She asked me to be a genius just so that she can learn how to eat ramen. Tray Ben

Ryoji. Honestly I feel like he suffers the most for being a plot device and I wish we can spend time with Ryoji in December (god December is so fucking boring) but I'm glad his social link exist. It's cute for what it is I suppose and it's 10 times better than Male MC's social link but still more on the forgettable side

Fuuka. Okay I confess I really love Fuuka. I love that she's such a dork. It's disappointing that we didn't see her tech geek side more in this social link :(

Tanaka. Oof this one fell hard. But not because it's a bad SL, it's just that I found everyone above him to be so interesting and great!! He's still the best Devil SL in all games (not saying a lot tbf...) and I will forever cherish his Saul Goodman qualities

Buddhist monk. Most divorced guy on Earth

Old couple. Entering okay territory. Yep, only like 3 okay social link here :) god I love P3P. Anyway this one is cute but gorgeous devours cute

Rio. Yeah sadly this social link just still isn't for me. It has so much potential but they fumbled it :( I wish it isn't about crushing on Carl Wheezer. The ramen quote is still pretty funny tho, and I think I can see the appeal (this SL is very Girlie Time too)

Student council. Oh yeah. This is a leftover from male MC route. So obvious because it's prettttyyy boring. I like that he confessed that he liked FEMC tho

Ken. Oh my God I forgot Ken exists. Okay P3P has 1 bad social link. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY. Blech. I do not want to date a literal CHILD. It's pretty easy to avoid dating him but the fact that it was an option in the first place baffles me. Also his social link outside of the dating is just okay!! Sad because it has so much potential but they REALLY fumbled the bag this time

[mybrainproblems]

Really it is kind of wild how much the CW has de-centered the writers and behind the scenes creatives from the narrative around the Supernatural finale and the confession (and the show in general!). Like yes we know that Misha and Bobo pushed for the Cas confession and advocated for it, but the conversation has centered SO MUCH around the actors rather than the people who actually wrote and developed the story.

I'm not saying that people should be directly confronting the writers or directors but there's a larger structure (which includes Singer and CW and a lack of diversity in the entertainment industry) to be criticized and pushed back on. And I think that's far more important to discuss that than knowing whether Jensen thinks Dean reciprocated or how he interprets it. I've seen a lot of people talk about the network silencing destiel etc so I know we're all aware that there are larger forces at work here than like, some silly little actor men's silly little opinions. But they're the faces that we know and the faces that have been put forward by the network over and over again to have to talk about this rather than say, putting fuckleming on the stand stage to discuss what the fuck the Lucifer call was all about. Why Atomic Monsters? Why lamp? Why [omitted]?

And these men are well paid and choose to go on stage but the truly hard hitting questions about story choices and destiel aren't necessarily their choices. We can talk about jacting joices but they're all filming day decisions, those joices were made after scripts were written and the plot set down by the writers, approved by producers and finally by the network.

I just feel like there's going to be a lot of hurt over whatever Jensen does end up saying because he's really not in a position to discuss those story choices as someone who you know, didn't actually write the story. (And also has a continued professional relationship with the WB/CW.)

It's been so normalized over the years that the actors speak for the characters and fans have been encouraged to see the actors as their characters and parasocialize with those actors to a sometimes unhealthy degree. I keep thinking of the clip where the actors and Carver are at Comic Con and they just refuse to answer about Charlie's death and let Carver take all the heat and that's honestly what is needed here.

Why should we give a fuck what Jensen has to say? He's a conduit for the story put down by writers and approved by TPTB. Yeah the man is the OG Dean kinnie but Dean isn't a real person, he's an amalgam of writers' choices and jacting joices. Which yeah! It's about the microexpressions but they are the micro details to the macro of the overall story direction. How can a character escape the narrative whims of the writer? A character doesn't have agency, they are the creation of an authorgod. A plastic ken doll with a (very pretty) malleable face.

Which! This is an insane show for insane people because that is the plot of seasons 14 & 15. How does a character escape the narrative of the creator and make their own choices? How can a character attain free will when they exist for their creator's amusement? Why do the actors have to take the brunt of the fandom's questions and criticisms about All That when All That is the result of like five different layers minimum of behind the scenes people making decisions?

I just feel like yeah, I also want to know what Jensen thinks about it but I think his sexy silence is also fucking brilliant. He said he thought the confession was important to people and he was happy about that, commented that he initially didn't like the ending for Dean and then peace'd out. The story wasn't his, and in the end he's just a vessel for writers and a conduit for network profits.

my brain is full of worms but i think that all made sense and is mostly grammatically correct...

#the meta metanarrative of spn is mindboggling and makes for a fascinating study in pomo storytelling #spn giving me brainworms about the agency not only of characters but of actors in the modern network tv landscape #which is an entirely separate piece of commentary #i do think it's fascinating that jensen has lived his entire adult life under the microscope of celebrity which has to do something #to your fucking brain chemistry #spn #spn meta #destiel #still getting paid to be insane about spn today lads #let's also file this under #mbp writes

[wistfulrat]

a 4-part rec list of my fave drarry fics - the thrillers, dramas, soft bois, and wankbanks getting me through 2020′s shitstorm

[the soft boi list is here and truly i’m not surprised this rec is going to be the longest bc if there’s one thing a bitch is going to do, it’s yearn.

as always! if you love a fic, follow the authors, leave kudos & comments, send them nice msgs bc free art is still labor xoxo]

part 3: soft bois

mood: for when I need respite, a balm to the all-consuming shittiness of life

includes: fluff, comfort, low-stakes, slow-burn fics. a wistful look, a rainy morning, an unexpected grace, a stupidly disarming joke. i could live inside these fics. the smallness of human lives removed from the site of that which hurts & irreparably changes. the story-equivalent of a deep breath after a long day. pregnant silences & pensive mundanity & shy smiles. banter with bite but without the cruelty. the color lavender. weirdly whimsical. soft fics are not necessarily conflict-averse (no drarry fic rly can be, considering the context) but, they offer the reader a generous distance from the initial harm. they’re the quiet cleaning up after a storm. sometimes healing is an exacting surgical knife and other times it’s a slow scabbing. you read these fics to be reassured that the way forward is not always ruthless. and honestly?? they deserve a semblance of peace godDAMmit.

The Way Down by @letteredlettered - 65k - T “and I thought that if someone talked to you as though you were a human being you might—maybe you could act like one” --the way i think about this line daily. the characterization of draco in this fic is one my favorites bc he’s earnest and neurotic and tired of harry’s shit. which is to say, he cares so so much. and harry doesn’t know what to do with that bc he’s got a monster in his chest and lives as a recluse. but they both humanize each other in ways no one else can. “you’re just a person” has to be some kind of drarry ethics of belonging and it makes me CRY. -

Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them by @greaseonmymouth and dustmouth - 96k - T “Maybe it’s not about deserving it? Maybe you just get to have it anyway. . .I’m allowing myself to want something and to let myself have it and to fight for it.” --harry runs a daycare and also works at a library. draco spends a lot of time in said library. they bond over sci-fi books and therapy anecdotes and quiet philosophical conversations held over cafeteria soup. and harry’s struggling to understand his asexuality. draco’s learning how to live with anxiety and depression. they both want to be deserving of love. incredible fic with beautiful art by dustmouth. - 

Open for Repairs by @drarrytrash - 35k - T “A few leaves rustle in the gutter and the muggle world pays no mind to them, to two lost boys holding on for dear life.” --all of their fics feel exactly like this. like you’ve been allowed to look at something private, tender, unexpected. draco, known abba fan, is a repairman in the muggle world & harry can’t stop breaking thrifted things in order to see him? say less, i'm thERE. also “I think I have a crush on you” goddddd  - other faves by them: Counting Down By Ten - 2k - T: draco’s stepped outside of the party for a smoke. harry follows him bc of course he does. i could read this 100 times and not get tired of it. - Clouds That Veil the Midnight Moon - 36k - E: FUCKING HILARIOUS I CACKLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. draco’s wolfy problem and harry helping him and harry being flustered by how much he likes draco and draco’s hot heroic moment. shutup it’s perfect. “He almost asks if Draco ever gets tired of being a miserable complaining shit all the time, but he knows that he, personally, never ever gets tired of being a miserable complaining shit.” and “It’s the traumas,” Harry says gravely” --lines that live rent free in my head -

Harry Potter and the Future He Doesn't Really Want, Thanks by seefin - 70k - E “That was the only logical thing to do here, wasn’t it? It was the next step, it was the end of hurting each other and the beginning of the exact opposite.” --harry lives with luna and neville and also he dreams about the future sometimes? and he keeps running into draco. draco thinks this is sus as hell, until he doesn’t. feat. taxi rides, museums, cinemas, rooftop conversations beneath a lunar eclipse, mid-sex innocuous banter, draco and harry discussing nicki minaj. this fic charmed my ass off. seefin writes the most effortlessly hilarious dialogues. i smiled at my phone like an idiot at least 7 times. -  other faves by them: Wild - 93k - E: “he liked feeling needed, for the things that he was needed for back at the house in Ireland. For cooking and gardening and driving. Easy things.” --this shit makes me cry it’s so good. harry lives in Ireland with these three brilliant, hilarious, wandless witches and draco’s a potions student who's come to study under one of the housemates and the boys have so much shit to work through but their love becomes so tender and honest. draco yells at harry a lot and harry lets him and they both keep each other grounded in something real and fuCK.  - Divination for Dickheads - 7k - G: “I’m terrible at having crushes. I’ve never played anything cool a day in my life.” -- oh harry, we knOW. a bus ride, a fortune teller, an aquarium birthday party. god i love this fic. -

Modern Love by @tackytigerfic​ - 61k - E “But we’ve worked so hard at this, haven’t we? Yeah, I know it’s a horror to have to talk about it, but fuck it. We’re friends now, but it took so long to get here. Have you ever had to work so hard at something before?" --the steady blossoming of their friendship in this fic is so goddamn beautiful i want to yell. it’s draco and harry learning to trust each other and the whole thing unfolds so slowly, in this whimsical mix of london streets, wizarding politics, church halls feat. a Hot vicar, and a magical antique shop owner who’s married to literal poseidon?? goD the environment of this fic. immaculate. [also there’s a tender shower scene that makes me cry every single fucking time so if you read this fic pls dm me so we can be embarrassing about it together tbh] -

Nice Things by aideomai - 22k - M “He kept waiting for the weird shock of touch to not knock him clean out of his head, leave him quiet and warm and happy.” --8th year. harry forms an unlikely friendship with draco that begins with smoking weed on a windowsill. harry is touch-starved and draco touches him like he touches all his close friends - like it’s easy. the quiet affection in this fic, the way harry burrows himself into touch bc he’s been without it for his entire life. reading this is like being held. -

Running On Air by @tinyhistory​ - 74k - T “do you remember when we were eleven?” --alexa play coldplay’s the scientist it’s sad girl hours and we’re about to fucking yearn. you’ve seen this fic rec on every drarry list under the sun and i'm here to be redundant. the hype is so goddamn real. this story is a lyrical masterpiece held together by lines that act as refrains that will rattle around your brain until you die, probably. draco’s been missing for 3yrs. harry goes to find him. it’s their odyssey of homecoming. -

Title of Their Sex Tape by @cibeewastaken - 12k - T “But Draco, Draco was everything but boring. Draco made sitting in the rain watching an empty house fun.” --auror partners pining and draco being eccentric and harry being very earnestly gay about draco’s eccentricities!! god this fic is so genuinely fun skskd feat. undercover missions, murderous faeries, a book heist, a stunning navy dress, harry’s eyelashes. -

How We Throw Our Shadows Down by @thistle-verse - 14k - T “Draco is about to say something else— to thank Potter for what he’d done, however poorly— but Harry is smiling at him again, and it’s so soft and perfect that Draco holds in any inadequate words, lest he spoil it.” --draco collects tea cozies and of course harry has the one he wants. the sad and tender gays are at it again feat. conversations in the rain at a train station, melancholy Blaise, muggle photos, wizarding e-bay, the Dursleys.  -

Helix by Saras_Girl - 92k - E “Draco sighs in his sleep and Harry clings on to consciousness, needing to hold on, to give this tiny, insignificant moment the attention it deserves” --I think maybe you can describe every soft Saras_Girl story as giving tiny, insignificant moments the attention they deserve. like, this is an 8th year fic about snails and it’s full of whimsy, grief, compassion, and easy humor. an absolute must-read author in this genre if you want languorous, episodic fics full of distinct OCs and affectionate creatures. - other faves by them: Light up the Night Sky - 98k - M “Draco, sometimes you make my head feel like soup” --the one where harry is a fireworks artist and has a pet chameleon named ken. draco is on the wizarding arts council. they both pine like hell. - Headlights in the Snow - 71k - M “they stare at each other in silence, Harry’s heart beating so loud in his chest that he thinks the biddies must be able to hear it over the sound of their card game.” --the one where draco drives the knight bus and carts around the biddy club, a group of rambunctious old ladies who knit and drink tea and gossip. harry can’t help but fall in love with the everything about this. -

Follow the Water by @xanthippe74 - 38k - T “Harry’s heavy thoughts lift at the sight, like dark clouds blown away from the sun by the wind. The tent doesn’t feel so cramped and stifling now. It feels cozy. And safe. It’s the same feeling that Harry gets when he’s at the Burrow for Sunday roasts, when a group of people who care for each other deeply are crammed into too-small a space.” --harry wanders to the lovegood house on a sunday afternoon. he’s baffled to see that luna’s taken pansy, greg, and draco under her wing. what follows is a summer of forest walks, scavenger hunts, gardening, water fights, odd cakes, faerie rings, and picnics. so many picnics. i love the pace of this fic, the innocent return to childhood things, the way luna brings out the best in all her friends. reluctantly soft slytherins are just *chefs kiss*!! -

Going Postal (A 125pg comic) by dustmouth - T what. a. beautiful. ass. comic. the wizarding fashion, the textures, the character design!! harry travels a lot for his job as a resourcer. draco works in the regulations dept. they pine like a bunch of lovesick idiots via field report notes. god i love dustmouth’s art. -

All the Earnest Young Men by @tepre​ - 29k - E “Draco is twenty-seven layers of personality wrapped up in drama and humour, and a wit so sharp it still stings when he doesn’t see it coming. But there is something below that, too. Something that makes Harry ache just looking at him.” --the way i would lay down my little life for tepre’s characterization of draco, whom invented the word earnest. he’s a magical art theory expert and portraits are disappearing all over London and harry’s the auror assigned to this case. and well. they’re both so very avoidant about how gay they are for each other and it’s like!! shutup and kiss!! which they do in fact, shutup and kiss.  -

Trenches by sara_holmes - 3k - M “Somewhere in the distant part of his mind that hasn't frozen solid, he thinks that maybe he and Draco are about to become more than auror partners, smoking buddies, wine-mates and co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland.” --the plot line here is literally “it’s cold and i need a fucking cigarette” but let me tell you how I never tire of the shared loaded-silences of two emotionally repressed gays. -

The Years Before Love by lomonaaeren - 13k - M “That’s one of the meanings of peace, he thinks, as Hermione hugs him...That he can do things slowly, softly, without worrying that they won’t be there tomorrow.” --andromeda taking harry under her wing and harry finding solace in teddy. narcissa and draco showing up and the tentative relationships that slowly develop in the quiet calm of andromeda’s house. found families and kisses in the snow and special xmas gifts ugh what’s not to love -

The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight by Omi_Ohmy - 35k - M “I want this to be a house where people are welcome, where they don’t have to be any one way or another” --in which harry collects lost things--owls, best friends, inept bakers, potions experimenters--and turns the mausoleum that is grimmauld place into a home. feat. your fave drarry tropes like shared-beds and reluctant waltzing partners. -

[part 1: thrillers | part 2: dramas | part 3: soft bois | part 4: wankbanks]

#drarry fic rec #drarry fic #soft drarry #OK FINE I RAMBLED BUT WHAT DID WE EXPECT #alexa play futile devices

[detectives-of-willborne-if]

First Meeting (Ken's POV)

TW: alcohol and cursing

Ken doesn't consider himself anti-social, he is quite sociable in fact, but in the room of wild drunk horny adults at a party on a late weekend evening is too much for him.

"Kenny-boy!" Isaac is a blue-haired loud drunk and his best friend who had dragged him here. If it weren't for him, Ken would have been in his home watching Netflix and ordering some Chinese takeout.

"Have some drink!" he suggests with two of his hands occupied with alcoholic beverages.

"No thanks," he rejects before he can examine a close look at his pale-faced friend who was flushed and slightly staggering. "Are you drunk?"

"No...Noo, I ain't drunk bruh," Isaac denies with an absent-minded grin.

“How many drinks you had?”

“I hate math so I don’t count! Math is evil, I don’t even use it in my line of work, why did we even learn it in all?! I never planned being a fucking math professor!”

“How are you still alive?” Ken gives him a dean-panned look before taking the drinks from the drunk and giving them to other drunks, "here guys, free drinks."

As they thank him, Isaac's face twists into a sulky frown, "Hey! Fuck you! That’s my drink, you ass!"

"C'mon, let's get you some water and sober you up."

Isaac hums slurredly what seems to be a yes, his arms wrapped in the male's back.

"You smell like my mom, SHIT, I MISS HER!"

"Isaac..."

"My mom makes great pasta, I love pasta," He cries, "you make great food too, are you also my mom?"

"Oh my God, Isaac! Please sit down."

"Mommy Kenny~" Isaac giggles. "It suits you!"

"Don't make me regret not leaving your sorry drunk ass," Ken hands a glass of water.

Then a tune hits that he knows all too well that Isaac's face beamed.

"This is my jam! Mariah Carey is my queen!" Isaac then runs back to the dance floor and begins to sing the lyrics out loud, "ohh, when you walk by every night. Talkin' sweet and lookin' fine!"

"Isaa---"

"Baby, I'm so into you. Darlin', if you only knew!"

"ISAA---"

"My sweet fantasy!"

Ken sighs exasperatedly, "I give up..."

"Your friend?"

He looks behind at the source; a young woman probably near his age---her lips are a matte dark red, her elegant slender body in a glamorous dark tight dress that can turn heads in the entire room even almost his own.

Wow.

Ken can't deny that she's drop-dead gorgeous. The whole air around her was so confident and demanding; an alpha-type woman. He has a hard time dealing with this type.

Okay, Ken. He needs to play it smooth to find how to exit without looking like a total dumbass.

"Uh--um, yes." Too late. Someone save him!

She smirks, "he looks cute."

Nope. He needs to cut her down.

"No--I mean yes, but sorry! He isn't into girls. Yep, he's gay. Sorry..." Real smooth, Ken, even though it wasn't a lie.

"You two a thing?"

What is this nonsense?

"No!" Ken mouth drops before twisting into pure disgust and waves his hand, "Sure, he's good looking, but I'm attracted to girls, not you though!---I mean you're attractive, I just met you so---"

The gorgeous let out an amused laugh, "that's good."

"Good?"

"I'm not asking for myself, I want to set him up with my friend over there," she points with her manicured fingers at the grumpy man, scrolling at his phone on the opposite side of the room.

"Oh..." then he lets out a sigh of relief.

He needs a drink.

"Sara."

"What?"

The woman extends her hand for a handshake, "my name."

"Ken." He hesitantly returns before his lips curled into a soft smile, "I'm Ken."

They meet up for coffee the next day.

#drabble #how I met your mother lmao #Ken #Sara #Isaac is my spirit animal #how they first meet #I didn’t put too much details here #hope u enjoy regardless #MC’s parents

[jack-andthestalk]

Our Son, Missed Chances, Chapter 26. Part 2

I know now in my own weakened mind that I would have continued like that shutting myself off for him was it not the sight that greeted me the following morning outside the hospital entrance.

 I walked out the main doors, and my eyes were instantly drawn to a large figure, leaning up against a wall across the street, one foot on the wall, one foot on the pavement, arms folded in front of him. He was watching me attentively before I was even aware of his presence, a small smile growing upon his face. A newly grown beard, instantly told me he had been going through his own mental anguish, tired eyes showing the apprehension behind them. How would I recieve him?

 I was across the road before I knew what was happening, stopping just an inch in front of him "Hi", I said beaming. "Hi" he said softly. Without a thought for another thing I was up and in his arms, mouth pressed to his and tasting his tongue. His newly grown beard tickling my cheeks and nose.

 "God I missed ye" he whispered. He ran his nose against my own, and breathed in deeply.

 "I'm sorry Jamie, I know I have been difficult...I just..."

 "I was afraid I'd loose ye, I had to come, I canna stay long though" he pressed his forehead to mine.

 We just breathed the other in for a minute, he suddenly pulled my face up to look into his eyes.

 "Ye need to ken you come first always Claire" his adam apple bobbed and his face creased in concern, his eyes watching mine intently, did I understand?

 "Im sorry", I squeeked out, blinking back tears "I know I have been...."

 "a tad distant?" Jamie said smiling.

 "hmm...just worried, doubting whether this was going to work.."

 "it will work Claire, it has to...I will see to it"

 I entwined his hand in mine and said "C'mon lets go, we have five hours before we have to pick up Willie.

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 Watching Jamie walk around my apartment was strange, Willie had been a baby the last time he had stayed. I could see him taking it in, noticing the changes since he had last been.

 It was the home I made for Willie and I and it was full of us, Willie's coloring stuck to the fridge, pictures of Willie with Lamb, Jamie's parents, me Jenny and Willie. He picked each one up, then looked at the wall where I had mounted and hung the wedding photos of Jamie, Willie and I. "Jenny sent them to me" I said pointing at the photos.

　

"We look so happy, ye couldna tell ye were as mad as hell with me there" a cheeky smirk lighting up his face.

 "I am a good actress" I retorted. We stood apart now, six weeks of absence causing a sudden shyness between us. "Would you like to go to bed?" I said it meaning, he must be wrecked transatlantic flight and all that, but he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively at me.

 "I didn't mean that!" I said rolling my eyes, "I meant you must be wrecked!"

 "Oh aye, I am" he breathed out, biting his bottom lip and looking me up and down, drinking me in. "But I didna come all this way for two days and not shag ye senseless the first chance I got Sassenach."

　

I swallowed, heat was pooling in my tummy and without conscious thought, I licked my lips in anticipation of his touching mine, there and everywhere. He moved suddenly, hands on my hips drawing me closer. "Come here" he breathed. He had me up in his arms before I knew where I was, "Do ye still sleep in the same room?" I nodded and he pushed the door open with his shoulder and shut it with his foot, stood me down, just at the bottom of the bed and said "I wanna take yer clothes off, dinna move an inch"

 He made quick work of my blouse, when he slipped my bra off, he stood back for a minute cupping them appreciatively "Do ye ken" he stated in a matter of fact way “that ye have the most beautiful breasts I have ever seen?" I laughed "You're mental"

 "Why are ye laughing, it’s true" a lopsided grin on his face, he bent his head and put his mouth on my nipple. I groaned loudly, "I have thought about yer body many many times"

Jamie continued pausing after each word for emphasis.

 With his mouth still sucking and licking my nipple he began opening my jeans and pushing them down until they dropped around my ankles. "Well" I said reaching for the waist band of his jeans "I would be lying if I said I didn't miss your body too hmm", pulling his Zipper down and taking his hard length in my hand. He sighed contentedly and shut his eyes as I stroked him.

 Jamie made his way up from my breasts to my neck, sucking and biting.

 "Get on the bed Sassenach"

 I duly obeyed, Jamie had a predator likeness on his face as he crawled on top of me.

 Laughing, I choked out "you have a wild look in your eye Mr. Fraser."

 "I have a wild feeling in my balls since I spotted ye an hour ago" he quipped holding said member between his thumb and index finger.

 Without any qualms and knowing I required no further foreplay, he snuck a hand in under my arse, tilted me up and thrust home. Both of us letting out contended sighs. Stilling over me he dipped his forehead to my shoulder, his beard tickling my naked breasts. I squeaked out "this beard feels different, I feel like I have gone to bed with a stranger"

 “Sassenach I intend to make sure…there will nay be anyone else in yer bed but me…ever!” it came out as a grunt.

 My hips started to move against his, slowly, teasingly at first, my body was burning under his trying to hold back, my tummy clenching as his hands roamed up and down my body, I couldn’t decipher whose moans were whose. His movements quickened and he pulled my arms up over my head and pinning me down with one of his, his other hand gripped the headboard and he reared up. Jamie made it is sole purpose to reach parts of me, only he knew, I clawed his back and his name came from my mouth like a chant over and over. He breathed “God Sassenach…ye undo me” when his own release came. My thighs were a quivering mess wrapped around his waist and our erratic breathing coming more like gasps trying to regulate again.

 "I seriously fucking missed you" I sighed, as he rolled off me, pulling me to him and bringing us to lie on our sides facing each other. "me too" he whispered as he tilted his forehead to mine.

 We lay there lazily stroking the other for some time and spilling out the secrets of our hearts, rectifying all the isolation of the past week.

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