coochie kings of sjm universe:
cc - ruhn (for obvious reasons)
acotar - lucien
tog - fenrys but dorian is a close second
I will take no arguments about this tyvm 😌
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I think my favorite breed of RenHeng is definitely:
Even in the Shackling Prison, Dan Heng had just enough memories of Yingxing to be hopelessly, achingly in love with the man despite never meeting him in his current life, spending years agonizing over the cognitive dissonance of wanting to leave every single shred of his previous incarnation behind but being unable and unwilling to let go of the exquisite gentleness and warmth of that one person--
Only to be told that Blade is Yingxing. That his greatest source of horror and anger is the same person whose calloused fingers nightly trace the line of his cheek in his favorite dream, the one that used to make Dan Heng feel like a treasure, like something worth keeping--
And how, how is it fair that he's still being punished? How deep are the sins of his past that he isn't even allowed to keep the illusion of being wanted? How could Dan Feng take every fleeting glimmer of Yingxing's love and leave Dan Heng with only his hate?
How is he supposed to live, having all these broken, beautiful memories--and still having nothing at all?
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reading dungeon meshi after having played fear and hunger is funny as fuck it's like ohhh!! why weren't they eating them suckers!!!
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Hetalia Theory #1006
America can be killed and does have a health bar. Pieces of his heart are locked away inside each waffle house location scattered around the united states. This is why the environment is so hostile and the employees are so combative. It's also why the locations always stay open 24 hours and only ever close down if death is certain. They are protecting him. If you travel to every waffle house location and challenge the staff to hand to hand combat and you somehow beyond all odds manage to defeat all of them at every location he is the final boss. His stats are insane and you winning is near impossible unless you bring Papst Blue Ribbon and manage to shoot enough of it it into his mouth. This will lower his stats slightly. But it also enrages him and will drastically change his personality. Many have tried none have succeeded. Every waffle house fight you see is an attempt gone wrong.
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random firewatch au detail that has basically no impact on the story unless you want to psychoanalyze fw!grian even further than i did as the author, but it's very intentional that i always refer to both of mumbo's parents but only grian's mom. did i give him daddy issues? i guess so, but not in a way where i really deeply examined the implications as meaningful to the story. it was just a detail i stuck with from the beginning as a way to keep fleshing out the story's background subtly. the idea behind grian's dual citizenship was always that he was born in america to an american dad and british mom, and that his mom moved back to the UK when he was very young since she wanted to be closer to her family. perhaps his dad didn't go with them? or perhaps his dad did, and then later they split and he went back to america? whatever the cause, grian never even mentions his dad in the story, and it wasn't because i intended him to be dead (because that would have come up in a story about grief) if you get me
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that "would you rather fuck a vampire or werewolf" poll is really funny bc then you start seein people yelling "you call yourselves monsterfuckers and yet the 'pale aristocrats with pointy teeth' faction is winning???" as if that's the only kind of vampire
like Anne Rice really did do a number on the popular perception of vampires huh
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there just simply isn't any reason for the work day to be more than 6 hours long
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A Novel Idea
Coming in 2024....
Synopsis: Lyra was just supposed to shadow a semi well-known band on tour, learn the ins and outs of tour life as research for her next novel. The enigmatic rockstars take her under their wings, all except the lead singer, who's icy stares and begrudging attitude towards her make it a challenge to get her job done. Until, that is, he changes overnight, and makes the promise to give her something real to write about.
Warnings: This fic will have smut and adult content and situations. Minors DNI, 18+ only.
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Cambot, gypsy, tom servo, CROOOOOOW
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I have a 3 y/o and it's after turkey day and she developed the Sniffles this weekend so today we laid on the couch and binged Mickey Christmas movies/specials and Duck the Halls (2016) was one of them and I just have a couple of questions that I'd like to ask the furry fanfic whump authors that were sitting in that writers room pitching ideas, chief among them....... Why?
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